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Joined on November 26th, 2013 (2,122 days ago)

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As imagination bodies forth
The forms of things unknown, the poet’s pen
Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
A local habitation and a name.

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Are the stories we tell ourselves about history and our own past true, or do we bend the truth so we can create stories? The stories of our past are true or The truth has been bent 4 years ago 94 votes 10 comments 0 likes
How would you rate your relationship with your family? 1-5 or 6-10 4 years ago 116 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be Insane in a functional society or One of the people running a profoundly dysfunctional society 4 years ago 90 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Should people care more about Doing the right thing or Doing things right 4 years ago 108 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Is it reasonable to have a sense of delusional confidence in your abilities, or would you rather build confidence by performing well in the past? Delusional confidence or Build confidence 4 years ago 109 votes 7 comments 0 likes
People often talk about the growing gap between the rich and poor. However, today’s poor (in North America, at least) are much better off than most people (not just the poor) were a century ago. Does it matter that there’s an increasing gap between the rich and the poor if the standard of living for the poor keeps increasing? Yes or No 4 years ago 107 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Who are you? Names, nationalities, gender, and virtually any other socially-defined attributes do not count. Deep down, who are you? Deep down, I'm...(comment) or I think I am...(comment) 4 years ago 199 votes 39 comments 0 likes
If karma existed and was coming back to you, would it help or hurt you? Help you or Hurt you 4 years ago 114 votes 13 comments 0 likes
When it’s all said and done, will you have said more than you have done? Yes or No 4 years ago 98 votes 9 comments 0 likes
It's my birthday! I have plans later today, but how should I celebrate right now? Happy birthday!!! I think you should...(comment) or F*ck you. I hope you die. (comment anyway) 4 years ago 117 votes 36 comments 0 likes
What is the single most significant thing you have accomplished in life thus far? I have accomplished...(comment) or I am unaccomplished (too lazy to comment) 4 years ago 146 votes 55 comments 0 likes
Who is the better Deutschland sucht den Superstar? Beatrice Egli or Aneta Sablik 4 years ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
What do you think of when you hear the word: plant? Plant: multicellular eukaryotes of the kingdom Plantae or Plant: industrial facility for the generation of electric power. 4 years ago 123 votes 0 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact is more interesting? 80 percent of the earth‘s original forests have been cleared or destroyed. or Plant species are going extinct — about 5,000x faster than they should. 4 years ago 190 votes 26 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be a Tree hugger or Tree cutter 4 years ago 165 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact is more interesting? In 2012, the fifth oldest tree in the world, The Senator, was burned down by a meth addict. or In 1973, the world’s most isolated tree, Arbre du Ténéré, was hit and destroyed by a drunk driver, despite being 250 miles from any other living tree. 4 years ago 134 votes 18 comments 0 likes
You plant a tree that can grow any one thing of your choosing. What will your tree grow? My tree would grow...(comment) or Nothing 4 years ago 222 votes 63 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact is more interesting? Scientists were able to revive a flowering plant from the fossilized fruit found in the stomach of an Arctic ground squirrel who was trapped in ice around 32,000 years ago. or Johnny Appleseed didn’t plant his trees to feed people. The small, tart apples his orchards produced were mostly used for making booze, like hard cider and applejack. 4 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather f*ck Poison Ivy or Catwoman 4 years ago 156 votes 13 comments 0 likes
You are in the wild and you need to find food for survival. How would you obtain food? There is a 100% chance that you will find plants, berries, herbs, etc. to eat, but there is a 25% chance that they are poisonous. or Hunt animals, but there is a 50% chance of catching them. 4 years ago 130 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact is more interesting? “Fruit” is a botanical term and “vegetable” is a culinary term, so certain vegetation such as tomatoes, green beans, eggplants, and cucumbers could be called either fruits or vegetables. or The heaviest tree in the world is also the heaviest single organism. It’s an entire forest in Utah, made up of one single tree, called a Quaking Aspen. It weights 6,000,000 Kg. 4 years ago 115 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Grow weed or Grow shrooms 4 years ago 102 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact about coffee is more interesting? Caffeine evolved as a natural insecticide. It paralyzes and kills insects that attempt to feed on the plants containing the chemical. or Coffee farms are the economic livelihood of over 25 million people. 4 years ago 88 votes 1 comment 0 likes
If you had the time and resources would you Grow fresh fruit, vegetables, herbs, weed, etc or Buy fruits, vegetables, herbs, weed, etc 4 years ago 134 votes 16 comments 0 likes
How would you finish this sentence: Roses are red, violets are blue... Comment or Comment 4 years ago 111 votes 57 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact is more interesting? Mustard and wasabi aren’t spicy until they are crushed. When the plant’s cells are damaged, two otherwise harmless components mix and produce allyl isothiocyanate, the compound responsible for the familiar pungent taste. or The average tree is made up of 99% dead cells. The only living parts are the leaves, root tips, and phloem, which is a thin layer of under bark that acts as a food delivery system. 4 years ago 99 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which plant fact about food is more interesting? Figs are not always considered vegan. When pollinated by a fig-wasp, the fig’s inward facing flowers trap the wasp, and the corpse is digested by enzymes in the fig. or The entire dandelion plant is edible. Its leaves provide your recommended daily intake of Vitamin K, its flowers can be used to make wine, its root can be used to make a brewed drink that tastes a bit like coffee, and its also used in several soft drinks. 4 years ago 91 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Belly-flop onto a cactus while you are naked. or Sleep nude while covered in poison ivy leaves. 4 years ago 108 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Which fact about plants is more interesting? Plants are capable of recognizing their siblings and will give them preferential treatment, competing less for valuable resources like root space than when surrounded by plants that are strangers. or The smell of freshly cut grass is actually a plant distress call. 4 years ago 146 votes 15 comments 0 likes
Which fact about plants is more interesting? 70,000 plant species are utilized for medicine. or Only one percent of rainforest plants have been studied for medicinal potential. 4 years ago 143 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which fact about plants is more interesting? The earth has more than 80,000 species of edible plants. or 90 percent of the foods humans eat come from just 30 plants. 4 years ago 150 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Do you act the same in real life as you do online? Yes or No 4 years ago 177 votes 25 comments 0 likes
Is it better to eat and live healthily all the time, or should we allow ourselves to indulge once in a while? Indulge or Abstain 4 years ago 145 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Is it worse to Fail at something or Never attempt it in the first place 4 years ago 171 votes 9 comments 0 likes
If you had to relive your entire life all over again, would you change anything? Yes or No 4 years ago 160 votes 12 comments 0 likes
If you could do it with one animated character, who would it be? I would f*ck...(comment) or It is impossible to have sexual relations with animated characters; thus, I lack imagination and liveliness. My lack of imaginative skills will leave me homeless and jobless. In addition, I am probably sexually handicapped and will live alone for the rest of my life. 4 years ago 103 votes 49 comments 0 likes
Do You Consider Yourself Tall? Yes or No 4 years ago 202 votes 45 comments 0 likes
Would You Rather Lose All Of Your Old Memories, Or Never Be Able To Make New Ones? Lose Old Memories or Unable To Create New Memories. 4 years ago 160 votes 22 comments 0 likes
What One Thing Have You Not Done That You Really Want To Do? What’s Holding You Back? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 119 votes 78 comments 0 likes
If Life Is So Short, Why Do We Do So Many Things We Don’t Like And Like So Many Things We Don’t Do? Hmmm... or I don't know! 4 years ago 152 votes 16 comments 0 likes
If You Woke Up With No Fear, What Would You Do First? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 97 votes 30 comments 0 likes
Would You Rather Read Ebooks or Paper books 4 years ago 178 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Do Any Diseases/Disorders Run In Your Family? Yes (comment which one) or No/Not to my knowledge 4 years ago 134 votes 32 comments 0 likes
Do You Fear Death Even Though It Is Inevitable? Yes or No 4 years ago 143 votes 37 comments 0 likes
Would You Rather Be Trapped under ice or Trapped under snow 4 years ago 163 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Have You Ever Stolen Anything? Yes or No 4 years ago 170 votes 39 comments 0 likes
Have You Ever Broken A Bone? Yes or No 4 years ago 213 votes 20 comments 0 likes
If You Had One Hour To Live, What Would You Do? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 128 votes 44 comments 0 likes
Have You Ever Played A JRPG? Yes or No 4 years ago 122 votes 26 comments 0 likes
Which Card Game Would You Rather Play Poker or Blackjack 4 years ago 158 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Do You Have A Least Favourite User On This Site? F*ck Yeah or Not Really 4 years ago 169 votes 53 comments 2 likes
Would You Rather Browse Pinterest or Browse Instagram 4 years ago 121 votes 4 comments 1 like
If You Could Store One Thing In A Time Capsule For Future Generations, What Would It Be? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 78 votes 37 comments 0 likes
Do You Care About Trophies/Achievements? Yes or No 4 years ago 143 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Do You Have a Favourite Book? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 121 votes 60 comments 0 likes
How Would You Rather Travel to Your Vacation Destination? Road Trip or Flight 4 years ago 159 votes 37 comments 0 likes
What is Your Favourite Genre of Music? Comment or Comment 4 years ago 87 votes 37 comments 0 likes
Have You Ever Skipped a Grade in School? Yes or No 4 years ago 163 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would You Rather Play a story driven game or Play a multiplayer driven game 4 years ago 146 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Do You Have an Unusual First Name? Yes or No 4 years ago 156 votes 44 comments 0 likes
For those who celebrate Christmas, are you getting a Real tree or Fake tree 5 years ago 131 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Do you support Free will or Destiny 5 years ago 124 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Do you Support death penalty or Oppose death penalty 5 years ago 134 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Do you Support euthanasia or Oppose euthanasia 5 years ago 111 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Do you Support gun control or Oppose gun control 5 years ago 138 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Do you believe in Evolution or Creation 5 years ago 144 votes 36 comments 0 likes
Chicken or the egg? Chicken or Egg 5 years ago 163 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Do you think morals are universal or relative to the beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups? Universal or Relative to beliefs, traditions, and practices of individuals or groups 5 years ago 118 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Although it is effective, in your opinion, is torture ever the right option? Yes or No 5 years ago 137 votes 11 comments 0 likes
If someone were to make a movie about your life, who would play you? (You can't play yourself) Comment or Comment 5 years ago 108 votes 25 comments 0 likes
If you were to die tomorrow, would you Feel cheated or Regret nothing 5 years ago 243 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Better HBO show The Wire or Game of Thrones 5 years ago 90 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Better AMC show Breaking Bad or The Walking Dead 5 years ago 118 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Eminem or Macklemore 5 years ago 105 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather listen to Stairway to Heaven or Highway to Hell 5 years ago 100 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Hypothermia or Hyperthermia 5 years ago 109 votes 8 comments 2 likes

Blackbird97 has posted the following comments:

My parents let me drink when I was 14. They let me have a beer every now and then, but I wasn't allowed to get wasted or anything. My cousin wasn't allowed to drink until he was 18. Now all he does is smoke and binge drink. 4 years ago +5
XD 4 years ago  
Noise pollution. 4 years ago +1
Well, I can't masturbate to Diego...Or can I? 4 years ago +4
I remember when I had to do this. I did mine on family dynamics. 4 years ago +1
Is this some kind of sick joke? How the f*ck is 'A' losing? 4 years ago +4
Kramer vs. Kramer is great, but Deer Hunter is one of the best. 4 years ago +1
We would stay like that. We still wouldn't possess our natural teeth or hair, but we could still cover them with artificial replacements via dental implants and hair transplants. You only said, "no wigs or drawn on eyebrows." 4 years ago  
It didn't say we couldn't have dental implants or hair transplants. 4 years ago  
Why would you post a link to a hardcore gay porn site? There are kids on here. That is f*cked up. What if some 10 year old kid clicks that? 4 years ago +1
Heels. The only time a woman gets excited over 4 inches. 4 years ago +6
It didn't say that it had to be the same block of butter. 4 years ago  
Happy birthday mang!! What are you doing on this site? Get turnt fool. 4 years ago +1
Isn't that Madonna? 4 years ago  
Over the course of a year. 4 years ago +1
Over the course of a year. 4 years ago  
By hot chicks. 4 years ago  
Good question. 4 years ago  
I can already do 'B' whenever I want...I just need some peyote and a copy of the movie. 4 years ago +1
'A' is just porn with better acting. 4 years ago  
Saw Led Zeppelin, clicked Led Zeppelin. 4 years ago +4
Mass Effect series. 4 years ago +1
I'll look like a douche, but at least my feet won't bleed when I jog. 4 years ago  
Success in life must be earned with earnest efforts. 99 11 27 71 41. 4 years ago +1
One of my favourite users. 4 years ago  
I already know everything. 4 years ago  
Silent and odourless. 4 years ago +1
True, but what happens when the terrorists get a hold of A? 4 years ago  
Crashed my grandma's car when I was 12 or 13...Don't ask. 4 years ago  
Truer words have never been spoken. 4 years ago  
Sometimes it is. 4 years ago  
Earplugs. 4 years ago  
Shine On You Crazy Diamond. Since it's a 26 minute long song, it would take forever before I start to get sick of it. 4 years ago +2
Who the f*ck are these people? 4 years ago +2
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris? 4 years ago  
Extrasausagepizza and ilovefreedom. 4 years ago +3
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in paris? 4 years ago  
I think it was 6th grade. 4 years ago  
Skipped a grade. 4 years ago  
She is the only reason to watch Wolf of Wall street. 4 years ago +1
Alvin and the Chipmunxxx 2: Chipwrecked 4 years ago +6
Class of 2014. 4 years ago +2
My keyboard is sticky. 4 years ago +1
10/10 would bang. 4 years ago  
I'm going to have f*cking nightmares thanks to these pictures. 4 years ago  
Exactly what I was thinking. 4 years ago  
If this were the case, I would unabashedly f*ck my grandmother. 0_o 4 years ago  
I believe reality tv shows are f*cking up societal expectations. Almost every girl at my university acts like a Kardashian. You wouldn't believe how many girls I had to break up with because of their Kardashian-esque attitude. 4 years ago  
I like the way you think. 4 years ago  
It's called McDonalds. 4 years ago +4
Get paid to f*ck women...Yes please! How would I explain my job to my gf and parents without them getting pissed? 4 years ago  
That is a bold statement. 2014 had much better games than FC4 like Dragon Age Inquisition, Mario Kart 8, Shadow of Mordor, Super Smash Bros, Dark Souls II, and Wolfenstein The New Order. FC4 was simply a re-skin of FC3 and brought nothing new to the table besides a lacklustre revamped multiplayer. 4 years ago  
There's meds for depression. Being slowly impaled by a six foot stake along your spine for 8 days hurts way more. 4 years ago +3
Scorpion because he is the easiest to play. 4 years ago  
I can't believe I missed that. I feel stupid. 4 years ago  
I would be a red eagle. 4 years ago  
She should date the guy who loved her since he knew her. The guy who wouldn't talk down to her. The guy who has to tell he just how he feels. The guy who won't share her with another boy. The guy who knows his mind is made up and tells her to put away her makeup. The guy who will tell her once and not tell her again. It's a bad way. RRRRRRROOOOOOXXXXXAAAAAANNNEEE 4 years ago +1
I think you mean province. 4 years ago  
Those girls are way too young for me. 4 years ago +8
Personal mandatory sex slave. 4 years ago  
This is the end, beautiful friend. This is the end, my only friend, the end, Of our elaborate plans, the end, Of everything that stands, the end. No safety or surprise, the end. I'll never look into your eyes, again 4 years ago +2
'A' is probably the nicest user on this site. 4 years ago +3
'A' is one of my favourite users. 4 years ago  
Too bad half those users left. 4 years ago  
Happy birthday!!! 4 years ago +1
I went snorkelling in the ocean when I went to Tortuga a few years ago. 4 years ago  
I am terrified of sharks. 4 years ago  
Been to Vegas a few times. It's not that exciting. 4 years ago  
Of course. I'm definitely not the cheating type. 4 years ago +1
My girl is gone for another week. I could use a mistress. 4 years ago  
Always wanted to play Gmod. 4 years ago  
One of my favourite movies. 4 years ago  
Dirt biking or regular biking? 4 years ago  
Yeah. I don't particularly like them, but they were influential. 4 years ago  
Money well spent. 4 years ago  
I've never heard of A, but I hate Coldplay. 4 years ago  
The Kinks were one of the most influential rock groups of the 60's and 70's. 4 years ago  
About a Girl was one of Nirvana's first songs. Pretty sure it was on the Bleach album. 4 years ago +1
Best Hendrix song ever. Also one of Bob Dylan's best. 4 years ago +1
Happy Birthday!!! 4 years ago +1
It's fine if she doesn't find me. I'll just find her. 4 years ago  
Lock my room, go to sleep, and get a free meal in the morning along with BJ from the nurse. I honestly don't see the downside. 4 years ago  
Don't forget about the pastors and ice cream men. 4 years ago +2
Doesn't matter, had interspecies sex. 4 years ago +4
Best anime fanboy impression of this generation. 10/10 -IGN 4 years ago +1
I typed it in...I am forever scarred. 4 years ago +1
Get the f*ck out guest! Your words mean nothing. Make an account for f*cks sake. 4 years ago +2
GF has been vacationing with her family in Costa Rica for the past week and my wifi hasn't been working properly, so porn is not an option. I'm hoping someone will post something nasty on this site. 4 years ago  
I actually prefer to flog a dolphin or whack a mole. 4 years ago  
Damn, I can't believe they expelled you for an entire year just for posting something on social media. Did you threaten to bomb the school or something? 4 years ago  
Why did you get expelled? 4 years ago  
Only from a horse. 4 years ago  
Oh Hai!!! 4 years ago  
Usmanc, I choose you. *Throws pokeball* 4 years ago +1
I've always wanted a servant. 4 years ago  
Welcome to Freddy's! 4 years ago  
Bubblefish is great. I don't think I've ever seen 'A' 4 years ago  
That_Person is friendly and her tournaments are great. 4 years ago +2
TV: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Mad Men, Sopranos, and Boardwalk Empire (not in order). Movies: The Godfather, Goodfellas, Godfather II, Schindler's List, and Inglourious Basterds (not in order). 4 years ago  
When I was at the library a couple months ago, I saw some guy jacking off to pics of Megan Fox. It was so creepy. He zoomed in until the screen was just a highly pixilated version of Megan Fox's t*ts. 4 years ago  
I love to write music, but I have a sh*tty singing voice. 4 years ago  
My two favourite users. Very difficult choice. 4 years ago +1
Because he's psycho. 4 years ago +1
Ain't no Grave by Johnny Cash. 4 years ago  
Pro Tip: Don't get buttf*cked. 4 years ago  
Best series ever created. 10/10 - IGN 4 years ago +6
Pop that pussy. 4 years ago +2
It was a huge disappointment. Don't buy it. 4 years ago  
All the leaves are brown and the sky is gray. I've been for a walk on a winter's day. I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.; California dreamin' on such a winter's day. 4 years ago +1
I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. 4 years ago +1
I would listen to the bloody gargles of Justin getting his vocal chords violently ripped out by a hacksaw wielding Arnold Schwarzenegger. 4 years ago  
Great question. 4 years ago +2
Does this mean I don't have to workout anymore? 4 years ago  
Is 'A' Candice Swanepoel? 4 years ago +1
I love the violin. Wish I could play it :( 4 years ago  
Who wants a hickey? 4 years ago +1
I can play 'B' with great proficiency. It is also portable and I can play more of my favourite songs. Nevertheless, the piano is just as beautiful. I would play the piano, but I don't feel like taking lessons all over again. 4 years ago +1
This is not music. This is noise. 4 years ago +2
I could really use one right now. 4 years ago +1
I love my guitars. 4 years ago +1
I think it's different when you live with someone who has a disability. For instance, I witnessed the struggles my sister had to endure and how she would cry herself to sleep because of the mocking. She had extensive therapy and now she has become more aware of the world around her; however, she would not have progressed if no one was there to cheer her on. 4 years ago +1
I have a sister with autism. Sometimes, they need that boost so that they don't feel ostracized. All they want is acceptance and to feel purposeful. 4 years ago +5
That is true in reality, but how can I make that judgement when all I can base my preference on are these pictures? Obviously more people will vote 'A' 4 years ago +1
I just feel that the pictures you are using are biased and stereotypical. Clearly most of the comments support my opinion. 4 years ago  
Bad pic for B. 4 years ago  
I'll make new friends. 4 years ago  
Selfishness FTW. 4 years ago  
This was the most difficult question that I have ever had to answer and I just took an AP English final. 4 years ago +3
I'll buy her a new one, but it will still be sh*tty and cost less than an iphone. 4 years ago +1
I hate when artists reveal what their songs are about. I'd much rather interpret the meaning of the song. 4 years ago  
Sex in an elevator...yes please. 4 years ago  
In those 20 minutes, I would make that tiger my b*tch. 4 years ago +1
Fun Fact: Men don't give a f*ck if a woman's hair is curly, wavy, or straight. 4 years ago +2
I love science. I'm actually getting my bachelor's degree in psychology in a few years. I f*cking despise math. 4 years ago +1
That we are. 4 years ago  
I would be f*cking fabulous. 4 years ago  
Wear two condoms just to be safe. 4 years ago  
My life is already perfect. 4 years ago  
I haven't really talked to 'A' before 4 years ago  
My absolute worst nightmares. 4 years ago +1
I could really use 'B' right now. 4 years ago  
Saw boobs, clicked boobs. 4 years ago  
Thank you. You have a great taste in music as well. I've noticed that our preferences in music are quite similar. 4 years ago  
Journey is too bubblegum rock for me. 4 years ago +1
One of my all time favourite bands. 4 years ago +1
Saw Adriana, clicked Adriana. 4 years ago  
I listened to Hurt and that was it for me. 4 years ago  
Punk was actually tolerable back then. 4 years ago  
When I listen to Sittin on the Dock of the Bay, my stresses always seem to roll away. 4 years ago  
Mannish Boy should be the anthem for all men. 4 years ago  
One of the best. 4 years ago  
La Bamba was my childhood song. 4 years ago +1
Redemption song. 4 years ago  
This is an excellent series. 4 years ago  
I recently started listening to Bob Dylan. Although he may not have the greatest voice, his lyricism is unsurpassable. 4 years ago  
All Along the Watchtower is by far my favourite Hendrix song. 4 years ago  
I would throw up if I drank 'B' 4 years ago  
Both sound like my average weekday. 4 years ago  
My favourite electronic device is my calculator. I'm pretty sure that my laptop, tv, phone, ps4, vita, ipad, ps3, and ipod will fill that 6 month void. 4 years ago +1
Not you too. :'( 4 years ago  
Only if I can wear brass knuckles. 4 years ago  
'A' is called 18andabused. 4 years ago  
0_0 4 years ago +2
But you have a dildo? 4 years ago +1
Doesn't matter, had sex. 4 years ago  
Easily. 4 years ago  
I thought it said, "Give it to Iggy Azalea for 3 hours" 4 years ago +2
I got: Go on a date with Peritwinkle. 4 years ago  
All of you. Orgy time!!! 4 years ago +1
First song I learned on guitar (probably the easiest too). 4 years ago +1
My handwriting is atrocious. 4 years ago  
Ew, Harry Pottee. That is sick. 4 years ago  
"You killed a black astronaut, Cyril! That’s like killing a unicorn!" 4 years ago +2
F*ck her in the dark. Problem solved. 4 years ago  
Just don't tell her you have it. Problem solved. 4 years ago  
Doesn't matter, had sex. 4 years ago  
'B' sounds great. I'll take 20. 4 years ago  
Good question. I hate the sound of my own voice, but I love gawking at the sheer beauty of my perfectly sculpted face. 4 years ago  
I don't attend many concerts because today's music sucks. 4 years ago  
Saw Kanye West, clicked 'B' 4 years ago +2
It's called porn. 4 years ago  
"While my Guitar Gently Weeps" 4 years ago  
I have copies. By the way, 1000 days is quite impressive. 4 years ago  
I would scar 'A' for life; whereas, 'B' would scar me for life. 4 years ago  
Paris what? 4 years ago +2
I would rather f*ck Black Widow. I hope she doesn't live up to her name though. 4 years ago  
Saw cross, clicked 'B' 4 years ago +2
In nothing but a leopard printed thong. 4 years ago  
Would I rather what? 4 years ago  
Wow, seriously? Cool. 4 years ago  
'A' sounds too similar to something Rust Cohle would say. 4 years ago  
What about Harrison? 4 years ago  
That is some Matthew McConaughey sh*t right there. 4 years ago  
Saw cross, clicked 'B' 4 years ago +8
I never go to the theatre anymore. I just wait until the movie releases on Netflix. The endless supply of condoms would be great, but where would I keep them? 4 years ago +1
He was good in Public Enemies and Black Mass looks pretty f*cking cool. 4 years ago +1
Already happens to me because I drive stick. When I first learned to drive stick, I would stall all the time and people would honk like no tomorrow. It would be nice to give them a taste of their own medicine. 4 years ago  
My final exams are in a month. 4 years ago  
Not when you have the physique. I was once a really strong skinny guy who simply could not gain muscle. My dad (a former body builder) taught me how to build. I worked so hard for the image and I would hate to become that strong skinny guy again. 4 years ago  
I would bring back Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, Tupac, and Cobain. 4 years ago  
It took me SO long to get truly defined abs. I couldn't care less if my core is weak, as long as my abs maintain their definition, I'm happy. 4 years ago  
If I aborted Hitler, "Downfall" would not have been made. In other words, yes, I would kill some baby if it means keeping "Downfall"... it was a f*cking great film. 4 years ago +1
"I don't wanna die, I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all." *Epic guitar solo* 4 years ago +3
I already am...except, I'm not depressed. 4 years ago  
Taller, hotter, intelligent, doesn't look like a 12 year old... 4 years ago +3
:p 4 years ago  
I once heard my parents doing it. I'm pretty sure hearing it was much better than walking in on them. 4 years ago +5
What the f*ck is a radio? Is it some sort of new on-demand internet streaming media? 4 years ago +1
I probably deserved it for forgetting to cook meth last week, attempting to poison him, and killing the genius partner he provided me with. 4 years ago +1
Those who voted 'B' have not seen True Detective. 4 years ago +1
Destroy that 4 years ago  
Before she got chubby. 4 years ago  
Hit it and quit it. 4 years ago +1
I don't care if he's least I can show that piece of sh*t what he did to mah baby girl. *Pulls out 3ft sugar crystal sculpture of a weiner dog* I hope he likes it kinky...and in the ass. o_0 4 years ago  
Almost as bad as, "__brought me here." 4 years ago  
F*ck Michael McDonald. 4 years ago  
My hair grows very quickly. If I had 'B' I would rarely need to waste money on a a haircut. Pubes are too easy to control. 4 years ago  
Hit it and quit it. What would we do without one night stands? 4 years ago  
Close enough. I'll just stare blankly into space for the remaining 4 minutes. 4 years ago  
Easy: Shine on You Crazy Diamond. 4 years ago +1
I would probably become depressed if either happened, as I am a rigorous perfectionist when it comes to my work. 4 years ago  
I hate the beaches in Canada. The water is always too f*cking cold. 4 years ago +1
You don't f*ck with Mike...he'll bite your ear off: 4 years ago  
It's cool. He was a really nice guy. His name was Mr. Sandusky. I think he had a brother named Jerry. Anyway, I forgot to mention that he also used to invite some of the boys to his house for sleepovers and ice cream! 4 years ago +1
I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! 4 years ago +1
That's nothing. When I was 9 or 10 my P.E teacher let us run around with no pants on! When he was really impressed, he would take one of us to the showers for a "reward." Unfortunately, I was never lucky enough to receive one. Pretty sure he gave them lollipops. I always wondered why they used to cry when they returned to the gym...I guess I'll never know. 4 years ago +11
You got your ass torn apart in jail too, huh? Tough world out there. 4 years ago  
Whoever chooses 'B' clearly doesn't know what it is. The definition of 'B' is: a sebaceous secretion in the folds under a man's foreskin. In other words, 'B' is d*ck cheese. 4 years ago +1
Keyser Soze. 4 years ago +1
You can't eat out 'A' because she'll eat you first. 4 years ago +7
I just looked at the images and assumed it said, "Which album is better?" Nevertheless, I still prefer 'B' 4 years ago  
A Day in the Life is one of my favourite Beatles songs. 4 years ago +4
Solution: outdoor simulator. 4 years ago +2
In the Summertime, that's why. 4 years ago +1
Less likely to be stranded. 4 years ago  
I have a home gym so... 4 years ago  
I don't have any friends of the same sex. 4 years ago +1
Happy 24th!!! 4 years ago +1
You didn't say dollars; therefore, each one of my enemies will gain 1,000,000 incurable diseases. (In before edit) 4 years ago +5
I would love to learn how to play piano, violin, and drums. 4 years ago  
Less forehead. 4 years ago  
"Homemade" sunscreen ingredients: jizz. 4 years ago +1
Because Walter White would be my father. 4 years ago +1
I am a honey badger. 4 years ago  
Why would I need to burn all 2 million? I'll just burn 100 $1 bills. 4 years ago  
If you consume enough, coffee can definitely kill you. Cannabis may kill brain cells, however, it simply cannot kill you in any way. Caffeine kills 1000 to 10,000 people every year in the United States; whereas, cannabis has killed none. Just because coffee is legal, it doesn't mean that it is necessarily healthier. 4 years ago  
The coffee is probably more likely to kill you. 4 years ago  
I figured that including the monkey would be less awkward than him just watching Dora and I do it. Then again, he could always record us. We could then publish a sex tape on Vivid or something and make millions. I can see it now: Dora explores uncharted territory. 4 years ago +2
Isn't it obvious? 4 years ago  
Not really. When Dora the Explorer started in 2000, she was 7 years old. 15 years later, Dora is now 22 years old. I don't see anything wrong with "giving it" to a hot 22 year old latina chick and her pet monkey. Everyone loves a good interracial/interspecies threesome right? 4 years ago +2
Oh, I would definitely "give it to her" ;) 4 years ago +3
I just got a new car for grad. Not ready to lose it yet. 4 years ago  
I make him an offer he can't refuse. Don' worry. 4 years ago +1
'B' is overrated. 4 years ago +1
I read Life of Pi. It wasn't that good. 4 years ago  
Roadrunner. 4 years ago  
5. 4 years ago  
...With a 12 gauge shotgun. I will turn that furry motherf*cker into a rug. 4 years ago +1
GET OVER HERE!!! 4 years ago +1
Tori Black. 4 years ago +1
This question has too many d*cks. 4 years ago  
Happy birthday!!! 4 years ago  
I know. I'm just trolling. 4 years ago  
I spent a good two minutes scratching at the speck of dust on my computer screen only to realize that it was actually a birthmark on KevJumba's face. 4 years ago +4
Less metallic. 4 years ago  
If Osama can do it, why can't I? 4 years ago  
I loved everything about Absolution, except for the story. 4 years ago  
Both are pretty emo. 4 years ago  
'A' is one of the best genres of music. 4 years ago  
Thank you. I think you deserve a diamond too. Most of your questions are original as well as thought provoking. 4 years ago +1
I was waiting for someone to make a perceptive comment such as yours. I completely agree with you. In fact, I was also thinking about war in particular before I made this question. 4 years ago +2
More money and publicity. 4 years ago  
I completely agree. 4 years ago  
Good question. 4 years ago  
'A' is great! I can't stand 'B' simply because they don't know what they're doing and the video quality is usually sh*t. 4 years ago +2
Never mind, I just got my diamond today. :D 4 years ago +2
I watched 'B' once and will not dare to watch it again. 'A' is usually good. 4 years ago  
'A' is free in Canada. 4 years ago  
By the way, this is a pretty good series. 4 years ago +3
I don't really like either of them. At least 'A' isn't borderline incest. 4 years ago  
Jesus was a d*ck. It's no wonder they crucified him. 4 years ago  
I feel the exact same way about 'B' 4 years ago  
I have never eaten "A" before. My dad says that caviar isn't very good. 4 years ago  
The whole place would reek of sex. 4 years ago  
The Walking Dead. 4 years ago +2
That's your opinion. I have more talent than all of them combined. 4 years ago  
Sleep and fap to kill time. In 'B' you would have to constantly keep yourself afloat and you would be unable to sleep for 32 hours. You could also drown or be consumed by a whale or shark or some other creature. 4 years ago  
Of course. :) 4 years ago  
I just knew you would say that. 4 years ago  
Thank you. :) 4 years ago  
I have been here for 500 days and I still don't have a diamond. 4 years ago +2
Because I am a health nut. I try to get the required servings of fruit/veggies everyday. Also, in order to maintain my physique, I am not really supposed to eat junk food too often. 4 years ago  
Lucky. I have to eat a mountainous salad consisting of tomato, cucumber, croutons, light dressing, lettuce, apple, carrot, celery, and pecans (if i'm lucky). It is absolute hell. It take me roughly an hour to eat it. 4 years ago  
I love the dressing and the croutons. It's the veggies that I hate. 4 years ago  
I am actually eating a salad (with croutons) right now. It tastes f*cking horrible, but it's healthy. 4 years ago  
Shoot his leg first. 4 years ago  
Me 4 years ago  
XD 4 years ago  
A Hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a fackin' dayvorce." 4 years ago +2
Maslow is the father of humanistic psychology. He proposed the idea of self-actualization. I would love to be Maslow for 4 days for an in-depth comprehension of humanistic psychology. 4 years ago  
I had no idea 'B' was even a thing. 4 years ago +4
Thank you. :) 4 years ago  
That is a very interesting plot. Do you have a title for it yet? 4 years ago +1
Have you played bloodborne? 4 years ago  
I especially love to write short stories and poetry. BTW, what is your book about? 4 years ago +1
That's incredible. Physics is my weakest subject by far. 4 years ago  
*Later* You know what, Walt? Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family. 4 years ago +1
Thank you. :) 4 years ago +1
GTA. 4 years ago  
In a way, yes; however, arguments are usually fuelled by emotions and irrationality. A debate is a rather formal discussion in which both parties offer differing opinions on a matter in a typically factual, organized, and composed manner. 4 years ago  
It appears to be. 4 years ago +1
Unfortunately so. 4 years ago  
I already have quite a few. 4 years ago  
Good question. It actually made me think. 4 years ago +1
...made of sponge. This is actually a pretty decent question. 4 years ago  
0. Love is love. 4 years ago +3
The Hobbit was my favourite book when I was younger. 4 years ago  
Less clown. 4 years ago +1
Walk in on my gf with another girl and have a threesome. I don't see how 'B' could possibly be bad. 4 years ago +1
Didn't even read the options. 4 years ago +9
Obviously. 4 years ago  
'A' is more of a plot twist. 'B' is just corny. 4 years ago  
I know. I was just trolling. 4 years ago  
What are we hunting? 4 years ago  
My favourite Floyd album. 4 years ago  
Both are pretty badass, but I have to go with Chalky. 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago  
Great show. Chalky White was my favourite character. 4 years ago  
Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Simon and Garfunkel, and Jimi Hendrix. 4 years ago +2
XD 4 years ago  
I applaud your originality. You must have thought really hard as you counted how many times this question has been asked before. FYI, that number is 99999999991. 4 years ago +1
Maybe because Cosby possesses the charm of a rapist. 4 years ago +2
Before I click it, promise me it is not a link to a porn site. 4 years ago  
Not going to click it because I just know this is an April fools joke. 4 years ago  
:( 4 years ago  
I'll take the crossbow. 4 years ago  
When I was around 6, I put baby powder in my mom's hairdryer. Clumps of powder became stuck in her hair and she had to take another shower. She was so pissed because she was late for a meeting and I broke her hairdryer. 4 years ago +2
I don't think so. Can you? 4 years ago  
In order to maintain my physique, I have no choice but to eat lots of (healthy) food. 4 years ago  
I thought that this was going to be some April fools troll video, but it actually works. It guessed my name twice! I don't know how it did, considering my name is very unusual. How does it work? 4 years ago  
Considering Courtney murdered him. 4 years ago +4
Nice job. 4 years ago  
In my Time of Dying and Kashmir are my favourite tracks from this album. 4 years ago  
60's and 70's. 4 years ago +5
Malena Morgan? 4 years ago  
As long as we can have crazy jacuzzi sex thereafter. 4 years ago  
Are you mluke18? 4 years ago  
Neither. Be happy with yourself. 4 years ago +1
'B' looks familiar. Is she a pornstar? 4 years ago  
Looks like you're gonna need a bigger boat. 4 years ago  
The newer episodes are horrible. 4 years ago +3
That is the best comment I've read today. 4 years ago +2
Seems less chipmunk. 4 years ago +2
Can I take the Bella twins instead? 4 years ago  
...of muscle. 4 years ago +1
I don't hate you. I just find your questions annoying. 4 years ago +1
I preferred playing as a werewolf because they are op. 4 years ago +1
I'd say I'm in between. 4 years ago  
I only played as a Nord. 4 years ago  
I was a beast of an archer, but it wasn't as fun as melee. 4 years ago  
Vintage Witty 4 years ago +2
That's fine. I'm like three times your size and quite a few years older than you...but, I have no weapons. :( 4 years ago  
I think I could handle an angry 15 year old girl....if she wasn't wielding a f*cking crossbow. 4 years ago +3
The Sopranos is best HBO show of all time. 4 years ago  
DavidSingle would get his entire team killed. 4 years ago  
*Gives diamond* 4 years ago  
I would love to tell you, but I wouldn't want to start anything. Let's just say that he's been a user for quite a while and he isn't as "diplomatic" as some think. 4 years ago  
There is only one user that I dislike. 4 years ago  
Otakumon, RedEagle, and Funmaster. 4 years ago +2
I would only watch the new Dora if I had a box of tissues and a tub of petroleum jelly. 4 years ago +3
Make new friends. 4 years ago  
I don't have "earloafs" but I do have earlobes. 4 years ago +5
I usually drink 6-9 glasses of water and a can of diet coke every day. 4 years ago +1
Wear scarves and turtlenecks. 4 years ago +1
Both 4 years ago  
My favourite Floyd album. 4 years ago  
Godfather by far. 4 years ago  
I prefer Whole Lotta Love; however, Kashmir's lyrics are better. 4 years ago  
Nobody looked at your face or noticed the slight spasms of your body whilst you blew your load? 4 years ago  
See the doctor if it hurts for more than a few days. 4 years ago +2
Now, where did I put the lube and the box of tissues? 4 years ago +4
Everyone. 4 years ago +2
I'm Canadian. We don't have problems. 4 years ago  
I hated Wolf of Wall Street. I think that it is one of Leo's worst movies. 4 years ago  
In public? damn, that is some black belt ninja jacking. 4 years ago +5
Kinky - I love it. Pig it is then. 4 years ago  
It doesn't say anything about eating them or adopting them. It just asks, "Which one?" I just assumed that meant, "which would you rather have interspecies sex with?" 4 years ago  
I would rather f*ck the cow. F*cking a pig seems a little inhumane. 4 years ago  
Thank you. 4 years ago  
I just won a free verse poetry contest a couple days ago so... 4 years ago  
USA, Canada, China, or England. 4 years ago  
F*ck you. 4 years ago  
Sound of Silence is the best. 4 years ago +2
Pop the bubble! Pop the bubble! 4 years ago +1
To Kill a Mockingbird, And Then There Were None, Night, and The Count of Monte Cristo are among my all-time favourite books. 4 years ago  
The Godfather 4 years ago  
Led Zeppelin. 4 years ago  
Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are my favourites. 4 years ago  
"We come from the land of the ice and snow, from the midnight sun where the hot springs flow. The hammer of the gods will drive our ships to new lands, to fight the horde, singing and crying: Valhalla, I am coming!" 4 years ago +3
People never change. 4 years ago +1
The pics are bothering the hell out of me. 4 years ago  
Only a few times. 4 years ago  
*To 4 years ago  
Til her head is banging on the railing, then celebrate with the Ravens. 4 years ago +4
'A' only applies to me when I'm driving. 4 years ago +1
Pulp Fiction is one of the best movies of all time. 4 years ago  
Blackbird used to be my favourite song and I was 97 years old when I first joined. 4 years ago +2
A friend in need is a friend indeed. 4 years ago +6
Welcome back. 4 years ago  
Less work. 4 years ago  
Thank you. :) 4 years ago  
TV: Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul. Movie: The Godfather. 4 years ago  
What do you mean by cheek and lips?...on second thought, don't answer that. 4 years ago +5
Obviously. 4 years ago  
Worth it. 4 years ago  
Me or sassynopants. 4 years ago  
Aussie_Josh 4 years ago +5
Well, 'A' is already married and 'B' is just a teenager. 4 years ago  
'A' looks like the cover of Watch Dogs and 'B' looks like the cover of a Hitman game. 4 years ago +5
"When in doubt, pinky out." Almost as wise as "Wumbo" 4 years ago +7
How did you know? Only Yoko knew my alias and my location; therefore, you must be Yoko Ono. 4 years ago +2
Good question. 4 years ago +3
What!? How is Goodfellas losing to Matrix? Matrix was a piece of sh*t. 4 years ago  
Pudding, Jell-o, oatmeal, soup, ice cream, and mashed potatoes. 4 years ago  
I'd like one too. 4 years ago  
AussieJosh by far. 4 years ago +3
She can turn her head around and look me in the eyes while I hit it from the back. 4 years ago +2
Great! 4 years ago +1
I have been to England. Is Scotland similar? 4 years ago  
I have seen 47/90. 4 years ago  
A toy double-barrel shotgun that shoots marshmallows. 4 years ago  
Absolutely not: 7 x 13 = 91; therefore, 91 is a composite number. Am I missing something? 4 years ago +1
50 is much too young to die. 4 years ago  
Save the wife and have another kid later. 4 years ago +1
Isn't that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed? He was "the principal architect of the 9/11 attacks." 4 years ago  
Someone stop this 100% attempt! 4 years ago  
I got shy and observant, which I believe to be a fairly accurate description. 4 years ago  
My middle name is Walter. I don't really like it because it is my dad's first name. 4 years ago  
The salt water would eventually kill you. 4 years ago  
She could give me a blowjob or we can do it from the waist up. 4 years ago  
Happily. 4 years ago  
I was just about to edit my comment to say exactly what you just said. 4 years ago  
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