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Joined on December 11th, 2015 (1,314 days ago)

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Ew 3 years ago  
of course you'd say that, you're from the south. 3 years ago  
sup? 3 years ago  
fvcking Dinkleberg 3 years ago  
stop being fvcking cringy then 3 years ago  
oh god, you're the cringest sh*t ever 3 years ago  
second favorite game after homicide 3 years ago +1
it is actually 3 years ago  
no faggot ponies there 3 years ago  
fvck chinese cartoons 3 years ago  
whom? 3 years ago  
my box of dragon dildos 3 years ago  
that faggot who calls himself SuperSaiyanGod2, legit one of the gayest names on this site. 3 years ago +1
that faggot mindlesspie 3 years ago  
both are homosexual 3 years ago  
Fat rednecks aren't that much more interesting. 3 years ago  
man rrrather are autistic as fvck. 3 years ago +1
I hope he does it soon. 3 years ago  
why would you need to drive in the kitchen? 3 years ago  
some faggot 3 years ago  
n!gga we made it 3 years ago +1
jet fuel can't melt steel beams 3 years ago  
its common knowledge 3 years ago  
Americans are too fat and stupid to get to the moon for real. 3 years ago +2
how else can you explain why water is wet? 3 years ago +3
hahah u is stupid 3 years ago  
obviously 3 years ago  
child psychopaths are just scarier, I'd drop kick them 3 years ago +1
thank you 3 years ago  
thanks for alerting me of your presence 3 years ago  
lol no they ugly as f*ck didn't you read the comments on the question? A with long hair is way more attractive then them two. 3 years ago  
Depends, but if I had to choose between 9/10 black women and 9/10 white women I'd choose the black women. but I'd prefer an Asian before both. 3 years ago  
in this picture A= 7.5, B = 6.5 in the second post A= 3, B= 2 3 years ago  
long d!ck style 3 years ago  
More money > Less money 3 years ago  
that sounds different...I hate different, fck off. 3 years ago  
n!gga that's the joke 3 years ago  
you forgot a full stop retard 3 years ago  
I knew it 3 years ago  
whatever cougar 3 years ago  
// 3 years ago +1
that's not a question 3 years ago  
wat 3 years ago  
I'm tired of eating dogs raw 3 years ago  
I don't understand the question 3 years ago  
you didn't make a statement you asked a question the fck you mean myth or fact? 3 years ago +3
then make up new foods using the animal 3 years ago  
wow there're really retards on here who think eating meat is murder 3 years ago +1
don't caught feelings 3 years ago  
kinky 3 years ago  
what did I offend you faggot? 3 years ago +4
and rule it with an iron fist 3 years ago  
fck off mate you're getting feels in my memes 3 years ago +1
says someone you know, aint no hot chicks trynna associate with you 3 years ago  
niqqa you're 5 3 years ago  
there's no such thing as a 'transgender girl' it's just a man. 3 years ago +5
it's not that, A is not a 3 for sure and B is definitely not a 9 like look at her face. you know what, I want you to rate them (including those girls I called fugly). 3 years ago  
man f*ck all the other rrrather users, they can suck my d*ck 3 years ago +2
no chill 3 years ago  
are you serious about the 3 and 9? 3 years ago  
of course, they need some ethnic cleansing 3 years ago  
sweet mother of god you're a faggot 3 years ago +1
if harry gets knocks out in the first round my life would be complete 3 years ago +1
already knew A and B isn't true 3 years ago  
Green = color of boogers, Blue = color of blue waffle. but really green and blue eyes suck. 3 years ago +1
Gaben 3 years ago  
Best eye color 3 years ago  
don't know who the fck you are 3 years ago +2
green eyes are gross 3 years ago  
it wasn't an insult just stating fact 3 years ago  
stfu terrorist 3 years ago +1
I doubt any human can defend themselves against super speed 3 years ago  
ew nah for all we know his face could look like yours 3 years ago  
'shrink' he says 3 years ago  
you're old enough to be his mother's mother 3 years ago  
so stop it asshole 3 years ago +1
wow that's so mean you hurt my feelings faggot 3 years ago +1
no, no it's not 3 years ago +1
"Would you rather wish 3 wish others" the fck? 3 years ago +4
pussy 3 years ago  
everyone dies 3 years ago +1
you 3 years ago +1
n!gga please, this is the internet everyone is the smartest kid in their grade. 3 years ago  
if the death note is real that would make heaven and hell real, so nah. 3 years ago  
I'd rather live forever in heaven 3 years ago  
who's Gay Z? 3 years ago  
We don't play like that 3 years ago  
no homo tho 3 years ago +2
lel you're such a faggot 3 years ago +4
I'm already liking the name of the gif 3 years ago +1
.... 3 years ago  
alright, gg m9 3 years ago  
mmm 3 years ago  
all jokes are offensive "why did the chicken cross the road? to see his flat mate" I had a chicken who was hit by a car, now I'm offended because you made fun of my dead chicken 3 years ago +1
hmm? 3 years ago  
and you don't seem to get it either, bit thirsty eh? 3 years ago +1
oh wow you're such a faggot 3 years ago +1
wow ew 3 years ago  
only decent anime after Cory in the house 3 years ago +2
sweet 3 years ago  
lel "from Texas, United States" 3 years ago  
both are retarded ideas 3 years ago  
are you retarded? 3 years ago +3
lel you're from Texas, what a faggot 3 years ago +1
ew no 3 years ago  
"I want to have anal sex with you" 3 years ago +4
why would they? 3 years ago +1
That's a dumb assumption 3 years ago  
why are you assuming I'm a male? 3 years ago  
what's gay about that? 3 years ago  
I'd rather f*ck you 3 years ago  
that's because they don't exist silly. 3 years ago  
you suck...get it because you're gay. 3 years ago  
Malta is gay. 3 years ago  
lel, nice comeback 3 years ago  
no he's just getting his d*ck ridden 3 years ago +1
"you don't know anything youre just guest" you're stupid 3 years ago  
I like to get in there 3 years ago  
3, Gay, Not-Gay and A-Little-Gay 3 years ago  
I'd let them know how gay their question, also this question is gay. 3 years ago +1
who needs English, f*ck it 3 years ago  
Because I don't know it must be terrible 3 years ago  
always 3 years ago  
f*ck people 3 years ago +1
Already have both 3 years ago  
Winning 3 years ago  
the best Korea 3 years ago +1
yeah I'd rather be a guest that's why I made an account 3 years ago  
less work 3 years ago  
Meaning I pretty much always win at the end 3 years ago  
all of them are fake 3 years ago  
obviously 3 years ago  
I hate Asuna 3 years ago  
they should also get Israel 3 years ago  
American Cartoons > Chinese Cartoons 3 years ago  
Deadpool is probably over-hyped 3 years ago  
I'd imagine it'd just be a compilation of me masturbating 3 years ago +4
cuz it's gay 3 years ago  
B.I.G 3 years ago  
really close 3 years ago  
Rakim 3 years ago  
obviously 3 years ago  
are you retarded? 3 years ago  
nothing is more important than money 3 years ago  
makes me moist 3 years ago +1
tastes better 3 years ago  
only logical choice 3 years ago +1
lol, do you think your opinion is more important than mine? even tho you do more on the site you're still irrelevant, I'm almost doubling your profile views. 3 years ago  
cuz yaoi is gay 3 years ago  
how does the amount of questions I make have anything to do with how gay anime is? 3 years ago  
No it isn't you dumb bigot 3 years ago  
using their blood as a weapon? like what giving people aids? yeah that's gay/ 3 years ago  
yes it is you homosexual 3 years ago  
this isn't even weird who doesn't want to eat a BBC 3 years ago  
my head 3 years ago  
not at all 3 years ago  
the f*ck? 3 years ago  
and you're still pretty dumb 3 years ago  
superman is homosexual 3 years ago +1
they only thing I like about the batman games are the random conversations you get to hear 3 years ago +1
John cena is gay 3 years ago  
SAO isn't even good, also anime is gay. 3 years ago  
Deathstroke pretty much always beats him, besides that time in infinite crisis. 3 years ago  
wait, are you talking about the movie? 3 years ago  
anime is gay 3 years ago +1
Brawn beats Brains 3 years ago  
no you become smart 3 years ago  
legend 3 years ago +1
you smiled through most of it? wow you're so cool and edgy. 3 years ago +3
outlooks security is so good I can't get into my own account 3 years ago +2
I have a small d*ck so this would work 3 years ago +2
what's your obsession with how subjective mortality? 3 years ago  
it's the average one 3 years ago  
this isn't even his final form 3 years ago +1
fake it at least 3 years ago  
I have standards, my humans need to be fresh 3 years ago  
Just because you mean it doesn't make it right 3 years ago  
hopefully I become a werewolf 3 years ago  
she's becoming more like a hero now a days even tho she's was meant to be an anti-hero...kinda like what happened to deadpool. 3 years ago  
having someone with similar interests doesn't make the relationship boring it just makes doing and talking about those interests more fun. 3 years ago  
I want to buy my whole family houses 3 years ago  
the closest you'd get is Nicki Minaj 3 years ago  
I might actually have a chance but I wouldn't risk it 3 years ago  
is that a question? 3 years ago  
so they can stay in the digital world instead of f*cking sh*t up here 3 years ago +2
is you gay? 3 years ago  
easier 3 years ago  
that's retarded, burning down rain forests would have a bigger and negative impact than killing one person, like people don't get murdered everyday plus it's less work 3 years ago  
that's retarded 3 years ago  
looking forward to it 3 years ago  
I've got all the time in the world plus the mobility 3 years ago  
magic 3 years ago  
we're in this together 3 years ago +2
like anyone here can actually fight, let alone kill an assassin 3 years ago +1
diarrhea is another one 3 years ago  
I've already seen every episode of gravity falls 3 years ago  
no contest, really 3 years ago  
I'm claustrophobic so B would be better 3 years ago  
people get ugly 3 years ago  
sharing is caring 3 years ago  
he makes me moist 3 years ago  
why? it's hot 3 years ago  
sure I'd f*ck an 8 year old 3 years ago  
beatles are terrible 3 years ago +1
this could make you the greatest musician, writer, painter or even inventor 3 years ago  
money 3 years ago +1
still a hero 3 years ago  
I remember reading it in the old testament, don't know about the new 3 years ago +2
this guy is a f*cking d*ck 3 years ago +2
f*ck I didn't see it was from the movies 3 years ago  
but I did pour water onto it 3 years ago  
sexy 3 years ago  
don't go out like this 3 years ago  
Jay Z > Snoop 3 years ago  
obviously 3 years ago  
favorite rapper and he f*cking gets knocked out by 2pac -_- 3 years ago  
love his storytelling 3 years ago  
wow what the f*ck 3 years ago  
uck the game 3 years ago  
you know what Nas is like 3 years ago  
still better than Juicy J 3 years ago  
waiting never works 3 years ago  
what's your point 3 years ago  
I checked know your meme 3 years ago  
so 74% of people are smarter than the average person? lel these n*ggas 3 years ago +2
hottest character in the game 3 years ago  
matt doesn't appear nearly as much 3 years ago  
it's so obvious he's f*cked up 3 years ago  
rrrather users are gross 3 years ago +1
his best skill was story telling but he barely uses it anymore 3 years ago  
we can't all be leaders 3 years ago  
they got rid of all splitscreen, I have both but still play reach as my main one 3 years ago  
both 3 years ago +1
Allahu Akbar? 3 years ago  
what are you're even talking about? 3 years ago +1
learn to control your own bladder 3 years ago +1
Allahu Akbar 3 years ago  
"my psalms are sweaty, knees weak, cross is heavy" #popebars 3 years ago +1
I'm sorry...are you retarded or something? you think an election is only rigged if it's by a landslide?' 3 years ago  
you just proved my point 3 years ago  
why would they make the "victor" win by a landslide? that just makes it obvious 3 years ago  
contradicts* and it's not an argument 3 years ago  
smoke weed everyday 3 years ago +1 3 years ago  
I don't see how it's even a factor 3 years ago  
I don't think so good 3 years ago  
what did you do? 3 years ago  
I once watched a faggot and his tranny wife screw on TV 3 years ago +1
I hate my favorite food 3 years ago  
he might by my favorite rapper 3 years ago  
it's Lincoln's fault 3 years ago +1
an xbox one and 5 games 3 years ago  
that's pretty much all she does 3 years ago +4
well f*ck them too 3 years ago  
because she's black 3 years ago  
oh my 3 years ago  
he'll never be as good as IceJJfish 3 years ago  
who's to say you haven't :D 3 years ago  
santa is cumming early this year 3 years ago +3
._. of course not you milady, I jest 3 years ago  
fare 3 years ago  
Yu Gi Oh? what are you a faggot? 3 years ago  
stop b*tching 3 years ago  
what do you mean? 3 years ago  
Splendid, how do you fare this evening? 3 years ago  
but one does not simply find a starter 3 years ago  
I don't have "faith" I just wait and see 3 years ago  
Greetings 3 years ago  
doesn't make sense 3 years ago +1
I doubt anyone really thinks Kratos can beat God 3 years ago +1
by definition yes 3 years ago  
send me the video 3 years ago +1
well if the situation is already merry I'd say so 3 years ago  
+1 3 years ago  
more resources 3 years ago +1
when are you going to die? also die 3 years ago +2
death to america!!! 3 years ago +1
usually I just cross the street when I see them 3 years ago  
love his story telling 3 years ago  
yeah black people are scary as f*ck 3 years ago +2
I'm at a statement, Christmas and Facebook > Birthday and Twitter but Terraria and Markiplier > Minecraft and Pewdiepie 3 years ago  
lol, this comment 3 years ago  
how so, because his main goal was to unite the union instead of stopping or keeping slavery? 3 years ago +1
psssh quit dickriding on things you know nothing about 3 years ago  
I don't love him but I'd like him to become the president just to see if he's ideas actually work, alot of people talk sh*t about him without actually doing any research 3 years ago  
*throws hate* 3 years ago  
my favorite live action show 3 years ago +1
easy I like dragon quest and mystery dungeon the only game from stainless I like is risk 3 years ago 3 years ago 3 years ago  
true but only assholes would use this in an argument 3 years ago +1
I like it how it is rn 3 years ago  
why not zoidberg? 3 years ago  
Praise the Sun 3 years ago  
my phone is always logged onto facebook, doesn't I'm always looking at it 3 years ago  
I have like 5 dollars 3 years ago  
again everyone has and will be considered rude 3 years ago +1
there's no one that hasn't been considered "annoying" by someone else 3 years ago +1
A is so f*cking bad, you don't understand 3 years ago  
of muscle 3 years ago  
juicier 3 years ago +2
not yet 3 years ago  
that doesn't mean it's a christmas present 3 years ago  
after you my small eyed friend. 3 years ago  
I am 100% Candyman 3 years ago  
yeah, what you're describing can't happen unless you take away peoples individuality/freewill and what a machine would do to achieve this might be what worries people (e.g terminating people with certain ideologies) 3 years ago  
they both can't exist 3 years ago  
what do you mean by "an actual human society"? 3 years ago  
that awkward moment when you masturbate but don't get called handsome 3 years ago +5
you know how humans are, nothing is ever that simple. should we bomb the middle east, kill some civilians and our targets? should we place cameras in every mosque? if its prime goal is safety it would do those things, disregarding freedom and morality. 3 years ago  
doesn't mean they have to be in charge they could act as a logical adviser 3 years ago  
why would I be included in mankind? 3 years ago  
I like Shaun but I hate The Institute 3 years ago  
neither really 3 years ago +1
chill 3 years ago  
you milady are a genius 3 years ago  
I don't get how the question is bad, has it been done before or something? 3 years ago 3 years ago  
I hated it at first but it grew on me 3 years ago  
not gonna watch the links tho 3 years ago  
that's stupid 3 years ago  
stronger 3 years ago +1 sexy 3 years ago  
*facepalm* crucifixion is a real form of execution 3 years ago  
if she looks like L definitely 3 years ago  
I don't know why this comment made me laugh 3 years ago +3
I didn't find A funny but B made me smile 3 years ago  
o rly? 3 years ago  
I don't know how to explain it probably but it's basically god exists because we make it exist like peoples beliefs manifesting. something meaningless being given value like paper being money 3 years ago +1
there's salt in pretty much every food tho 3 years ago  
true 3 years ago  
yeah nah 3 years ago  
damn that looks good 3 years ago  
it looks higher 3 years ago  
everyone already knows/should know 3 years ago  
because Lebanon 3 years ago  
gifs would be better 3 years ago  
anything? 3 years ago  
I wouldn't know 3 years ago  
it would look so much better with updated graphics 3 years ago  
I usually play single or couch co-op anyway 3 years ago +1
both would be reality shattering 3 years ago +1
simple looks better 3 years ago  
sometimes you just needa chill 3 years ago  
if that's even meat 3 years ago  
I'll give her a Moby Dick........wait 3 years ago  
obviously 3 years ago  
never been there 3 years ago  
f*ck me 3 years ago +2
can't think of one right now 3 years ago  
then use them to become the riches and most famous person on earth 3 years ago  
level 100 speech 3 years ago  
easier to balance 3 years ago  
don't really care either way 3 years ago  
Usopp is really annoying 3 years ago  
of course 3 years ago  
yum 3 years ago  
meh 3 years ago  
don't know either 3 years ago  
I mean, I didn't cry cause that's gay but it was sad 3 years ago  
for the toys 3 years ago  
Jacob is a douche 3 years ago  
or you're just gay 3 years ago  
dafaq? 3 years ago  
good, I hate when my sharks aren't plentiful enough 3 years ago  
funnier 3 years ago  
so I can go home 3 years ago  
I didn't read the parts in the brackets, gg m7 3 years ago  
I'd probably be tempted to make an infinite loop can kill some folks 3 years ago  
then I can be like whats his name from that show 3 years ago  
miss-click they chose to scar themselves for life 3 years ago  
sh*t 3 years ago  
7.8/10 too much water 3 years ago  
just eww 3 years ago  
nah ima chill 3 years ago +2
lel u evn f***in w0t m8? 3 years ago  
what items would I need on the moon, besides a suit and oxygen 3 years ago  
never watched hockey 3 years ago +1
you.....what.........*sigh* 3 years ago +3
already do 3 years ago +1
I like kittens but puppies definitely taste better 3 years ago  
burgers >>>>>pizza 3 years ago +1
they hate you too 3 years ago  
eeh 3 years ago  
the only way this would be cooler is if the shark had machine guns attached 3 years ago +1
it's not so bad, unless they're actually giving me constant work 3 years ago  
thank you google 3 years ago  
wat? 3 years ago  
I had to watch shawshank so much times for english 3 years ago +1
Jumanji sucked but I have never seen the other one 3 years ago +1
this would be useful if I knew where I was going 3 years ago  
Neither because I'm a boy/girl 3 years ago +3
don't worry I once played civ, I know what I'm doing 3 years ago  
because age of booty 3 years ago  
them muscles 3 years ago  
....f*ck 3 years ago  
no 3 years ago  
miss-clicked this would be boring 3 years ago  
so I can swallow 3 years ago  
funnier 3 years ago +1
there doesn't need to be that many not like all of them could bite you 3 years ago +1
Duh 3 years ago 3 years ago  
it's easier to stab people from close range 3 years ago +2
both 3 years ago  
daddy's special cream 3 years ago +2
so I can be black 3 years ago  
neither for me 3 years ago  
people dont even fly, that is a myth 3 years ago 3 years ago  
I don't like pizza 3 years ago  
because experience 3 years ago  
alot better 3 years ago +1
I couldn't take care of the lion 3 years ago  
don't mind either 3 years ago  
I can get the money legally plus I can pretend to do what they do 3 years ago  
what about fake gangsters and real gangstas? 3 years ago  
meh 3 years ago  
I'd probably get arrested if all I can do is feel people up 3 years ago +2
ignorance is bliss and dangerous 3 years ago +1
no-face 3 years ago  
mis-clicked 3 years ago  
f*ck cheese 3 years ago  
*facepalm* 3 years ago  
seems legit 3 years ago  
seems legit 3 years ago  
cuz u iz fagit 3 years ago +1
Jesus 3 years ago  
+respect 3 years ago  
I have a weird theory on religion 3 years ago  
def 3 years ago  
lol 3 years ago  
damn 3 years ago +1
it's weird some people think there aren't extraterrestrials in an (in)finite universe but believe in a bearded man in the sky 3 years ago +4
I doubt it as long as there's suffering there will always be people looking to the sky for comfort 3 years ago  
probably 3 years ago  
don't know either 3 years ago  
if the tattoos look good I don't see the problems 3 years ago  
more fun....for a little while at least 3 years ago +2
not sure 3 years ago  
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