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Cantthinkofawittyone has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Welp, bye everybody. Bye Witty! or Gettouttahere ya bigot! 4 years ago 510 votes 98 comments 0 likes
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Today will be my last day on rrrather *comment* or *comment* 4 years ago 301 votes 139 comments 0 likes
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Which are more unreliable? Zippers? or Women? 4 years ago 313 votes 92 comments 0 likes
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How far do you think you could run on a single breath of air? 100 meters or more or less than 100 meters 4 years ago 281 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch chickens fight for your entertainment? or watch monkeys fight for your entertainment? 4 years ago 224 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own a pair of invisible shoes that make it look like you're barefoot when you're not? or a pair of holographic shoes that make it look like you're not barefoot when you are? 4 years ago 230 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill one child? or have twenty children? 4 years ago 248 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a racist dog? or a racist parrot? 4 years ago 269 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get all of your money from robbing trains? or get all of your pleasure from killing small animals? 4 years ago 217 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat only Mexican food and only have sex with Japanese women? or eat only Japanese food and only have sex with Mexican women? 4 years ago 270 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather attempt to reach.... 80 mph in a shopping cart? or 200 mph on a motorcycle? 4 years ago 229 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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If you had the chance to have your memory wiped of everything but your basic skills [walking, reading, writing] and be dropped into your idea of a perfect civilization, would you rather.... do it? or not do it? 4 years ago 219 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather believe a study that says one thing? or statistics that say another? 4 years ago 202 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Sadder point in American history? 9/11? or when women started wearing pants? 4 years ago 305 votes 63 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink human breast milk from a bottle? or drink cows milk straight from the udder? 4 years ago 273 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get butthole water backsplash in a construction site port o potty, just once? or get butthole water backsplash in every toilet you go in for the rest of your life? 4 years ago 170 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you kill someone/have someone killed for getting in the way of your money? Yeah or No 4 years ago 274 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have long legs but really wide hips? or have short legs and normal [or narrow if you want] hips? 4 years ago 1,305 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat.... moldy bread? or moldy cheese? 4 years ago 206 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which is more annoying? Men who pretend to be women? "I'm so sexy stare at me plz, put it in my ass, I'm oblivious to the fact that real women are never this sexually forward" or Women who pretend to be men? "I'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man, take me seriously or I'll have a hissy fit!" 4 years ago 219 votes 48 comments 0 likes
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Are there differences in hormone levels between the races? Yeah, makes sense. or No, that's dumb. 4 years ago 245 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work a hard manual labor job for $400 per month in a place where the people are warm and kind and the money buys you a nice house and good food, but you have no social status? or work a cushy office job for $40,000 per month in a place where the people are cold and unwelcoming and the money buys you a small apartment and decent food, and you have lots of social status? 4 years ago 206 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Should cartoon porn of things that would be illegal as regular porn be legal? Yes, it doesn't hurt anyone. or No, looking at that sick shit should be illegal. 4 years ago 228 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own a regular-looking handgun with infinite ammo? or a regular-functioning handgun that can turn invisible and teleport to and away from you as you wish? 4 years ago 218 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have mad knife fighting skills but become incredibly sweaty? or have mad gunfighting skills but smell incredibly bad? 4 years ago 189 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather transform into the opposite sex for a day and have sex as one of them? or transform into an animal of your choice [still your gender] for the day and try sex as one of them? 4 years ago 231 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have traditional gender roles back? or submit to the feminist overlords? 4 years ago 200 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own a junk and have a crew of Chinese slaves to man it? or have a pet killer whale who will let you ride on his back? 4 years ago 194 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have great hearing and a soft voice? or have poor hearing and a booming voice? 4 years ago 986 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If you knew how to make anyone like you, would you rather.... do it to everyone and have them all like you? or keep some enemies around for teh lulz? 4 years ago 338 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to cut glass perfectly with your fingernails? or have the ability to cut wood perfectly with karate chops? 4 years ago 234 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather invent a medicine that cures many diseases and has several health benefits, but that everyone thinks is a snake oil? or invent a medicine that everyone thinks cures many diseases but is actually a snake oil with a few nasty potential side effects? 4 years ago 205 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take an entire can of pepper spray to the face? or a shuriken to the chest? 4 years ago 196 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wrestle a woman with big tits who poses a challenge to you? or a woman with small tits whom you can beat easily? 4 years ago 193 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with a 12 year old? or get a BJ from a ten year old? 4 years ago 178 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to chew each bite twice? or have to chew each bite a hundred times? 4 years ago 171 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the world be ruled by.... Islamists? or Marxists? 4 years ago 165 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear nothing but wool? or nothing but spandex? 4 years ago 298 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat.... all of your meat from cans? or all of your vegetables canned? 4 years ago 175 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have a very large penis that will instantly impregnate any woman you stick it in, without fail? or have a smallish penis with impregnation abilities that you can switch flawlessly on and off? 4 years ago 190 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always think you need more than you do? or always think you need less than you do? 4 years ago 215 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have all knowledge be openly available to the general public, easily and for free? or have some knowledge be considered sacred and kept secret from the general public, held only by inner circles? 4 years ago 169 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a real lightsaber? or have a regular-looking sword that performs exactly like a lightsaber? 4 years ago 231 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to control the temperature of water? or control the temperature of air? 4 years ago 228 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have only one, large..... nostril in the middle of your nose? or nipple in the middle of your chest? 4 years ago 184 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get easy, free, quality sex for the rest of your life? or have complete control of conception of any sex act you witness or take part in [whether conception will occur, who impregnates who, what that baby's genetics will be] 4 years ago 218 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have wolves go extinct [from America]? or have Hispanics go extinct [from America]? 4 years ago 222 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have honeybees go extinct? or have blacks go extinct? 4 years ago 254 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have pandas go extinct? or have Gypsies go extinct? 4 years ago 195 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have tigers go extinct? or have Jews go extinct? 4 years ago 194 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather jump out of a car at 55 mph? or jump out of a boat in the middle of lake Superior? 4 years ago 182 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lose all your front teeth? or lose all your rear teeth? 4 years ago 167 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather debate Jesus? or fistfight Muhammad? 4 years ago 165 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather run a meth lab out of your basement for 1 year? or make and sell LSD out of your basement for 10 years? 4 years ago 152 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to transfer the strength and power in your upper body to your legs when you need it? or be able to transfer the strength and power in your legs to your upper body when you need it? 4 years ago 176 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the power to make one other user leave [like DP used on Brittany]? or have the power to make only DP leave, but it brings Brittany back? 4 years ago 205 votes 112 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight someone from 5,000 years in the past? or from 5,000 years in the future? 4 years ago 238 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather attempt to play.... an acoustic version of a heavy metal song? or a heavy metal version of an acoustic song? 4 years ago 199 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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An acquaintance of yours randomly drops off a new *insert expensive thing you want here* along with $60k at your house, with a short note saying only who it's from and that it's for you. Later in the day you encounter them at a local coffee shop and they confide in you that they're planning to kill themselves later that day and that you were the closest thing to a friend they had at the time and so they gave you their remaining money and stuff. Would you rather..... attempt to talk them out of it, saying how much they have to live for and how they can take all their stuff back? or tell them it's their choice and thank them for the money and stuff, then go home and enjoy it guilt-free? 4 years ago 166 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as president? Hillary? or Arnold? 4 years ago 206 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel that reading the lyrics while listening to a song.... adds to the experience? or detracts from the experience? 4 years ago 162 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be.... a ladies' man who thinks he's a man's man? or a man's man who thinks he's a ladies' man? 4 years ago 185 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a girl you are interested in see you naked with.... a great pump in your muscles but a shriveled cold-weather dick? or a ton of blood pumping up your dick but flat muscles? 4 years ago 168 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get a shrunken head made from the next person in your family who dies? or be made into a shrunken head and kept by your family after you die? 4 years ago 200 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Let's say you've been learning about something for several years now, and you've about learned everything there is to know on the topic. You realize that you could probably teach a complete noob to the matter everything you know in six weeks or so. Does this make you feel.... happy? or sad? 4 years ago 141 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be intelligent, have a good sense of reasoning and depth of thought, and be attractive and in very good shape, but also be unaccomplished, broke, and have no friends? or be very accomplished, wealthy, and have a large and close social circle, but also be fat, stupid, and ugly? 4 years ago 211 votes 68 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? Grendel? or Bigfoot? 4 years ago 167 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take only herbal drugs? or take only chemical drugs? 4 years ago 208 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather outwardly show absolutely no emotion, but feel the full spectrum of human emotions on the inside? or outwardly show the full spectrum of human emotions, yet be completely emotionless on the inside? 4 years ago 204 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If everyone playing cheats, can cheating be said to be part of the game? Yeah or No 4 years ago 257 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to run at 100 mph for the same distance you can currently run? or be able to run 100 miles at your current maximum speed? 4 years ago 198 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to make anything highly flammable? or make anything fireproof? 4 years ago 198 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never slip again? or never trip again? 4 years ago 199 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather consider instinct good and as something to be followed? or consider instinct bad and as something to be suppressed? 4 years ago 145 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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How many enemies would you rather have..... 0-1 enemies? or 2+ enemies? 4 years ago 203 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have.... the perfect evil smile? or the perfect evil laugh? 4 years ago 213 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink.... a cup of bleach? or a gallon of Monster? 4 years ago 233 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather subtract fifteen years from your lifespan to have several of the most vivid and intense dreams ever had, each and every night? or add fifteen years to your lifespan but never dream again? 4 years ago 201 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat turkey? or duck? 4 years ago 212 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Which would win in a fight to the death? three Japanese samurai? or one trained flamethrower wielding infantryman? 4 years ago 230 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use... these kind of earbuds? or these kind of earbuds? 4 years ago 246 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which would win in a fight to the death? three battle-trained chimps? or three battle-trained Negros? 4 years ago 241 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have abnormally large hands? or abnormally large feet? 4 years ago 232 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a trained, rideable pterodactyl? or a dragon that will do anything else you say, but will not let you ride it? 4 years ago 225 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have.... an iPod and unlimited iTunes money? or a nice record player and unlimited records? 4 years ago 224 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? 4 midgets? or 2 dwarves? 4 years ago 257 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have access to unlimited free.... plywood? or 2 x 4's? 4 years ago 203 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be forced to share your lady love? [emotionally and sexually] or be forced to share everything else in your life? 4 years ago 391 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have unlimited... silly string? or chili? 4 years ago 258 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stoned to death? or burnt at the stake? 4 years ago 234 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to.... spit superglue at people? or flash blinding light from your eyes? 4 years ago 235 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to.... bleed different colors? or snort out smoke and blow smoke rings at will? 4 years ago 235 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight at 50 yards? Danielle with a bow? or Blasian with nunchuks? 4 years ago 196 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather wield in a fight where your opponent gets the opposite? a small axe/large hatchet? or two chef's knives? 4 years ago 225 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have... men's testicles be on the inside? or women's ovaries hang on the outside? 4 years ago 202 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cry constantly? or never cry again? [if you cry you die] 4 years ago 214 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never need to sleep? or stay in ridiculously good shape without needing to work out or eat healthy? 4 years ago 250 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have $30,000? or unlimited high-end prostitutes for life? 4 years ago 257 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a master of puns? or be a master of deception? 4 years ago 238 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which would win in a fight? 1 dragon? or 3 dinosaurs? 4 years ago 268 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be cheeky? or coy? 4 years ago 170 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be great at.... negotiation? or dirty talk? 4 years ago 217 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... eat delicious food that gets stuck in your teeth? or eat plain food that doesn't get stuck in your teeth? 4 years ago 192 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather marry a... pretty woman? or ugly woman? 4 years ago 202 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have there be way more hot black girls but less hot Dutch and German girls? or have there be way more hot aborigine girls but less hot Brazilian and Colombian girls? 4 years ago 242 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have their be way more hot Indian girls but less hot Slavic girls? or have there be way more hot Eskimo girls but less hot Japanese girls? 4 years ago 226 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have all men have thick, manly beards? or all women have beautiful, long, natural-color hair? 4 years ago 225 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have soft, sexy feet? or have tough, gnarled feet? 4 years ago 226 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have shapeshifting powers.... that can only be used for sexual things? or that can't be used for sexual things at all? 4 years ago 236 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather come in Old Chat like a champion? or not come in Old Chat like a gay loser? 4 years ago 147 votes 50 comments 0 likes
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Which genre would win in a fight to the death? Rap? or Metal? 4 years ago 265 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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When you hear "Drake" who come to mind first? this guy? or this guy? 4 years ago 259 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which language would win in a fight to the death? German? or Arabic? 4 years ago 233 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have unlimited ziploc bags but never use tupperware again? or have unlimited tupperware but never use ziploc bags again? 4 years ago 191 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get to repeat your entire childhood with all of your memories, knowledge, and skills? or age at half speed from here on out? 4 years ago 223 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get a blowjob from an old lady but you think it's a hot young girl? or get a blowjob from a hot young girl but you think it's an old lady? 4 years ago 197 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight 3 elephants? or 100,000 ants working as a group? 4 years ago 222 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat nothing but.... sunflower seeds? or pumpkin seeds? 4 years ago 224 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have only the same 6 pairs of underwear for the next 25 years but they are the finest, most expensive, most luxurious pairs of underwear in existence? or have a brand new pair of underwear every day for the next 25 years but they are the most low end, crappy, cheap, poorly fabricated underwear in existence? 4 years ago 194 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather allow native peoples to hunt endangered animals that they traditionally hunt? or ban native peoples from hunting endangered animals that they traditionally hunt? 4 years ago 194 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have there be only three languages? or only three religions? 4 years ago 248 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have anything you can imagine come to life for five minutes? or have anything you can make out of paper mache come to life permanently? 4 years ago 204 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather accidentally do something right? or intentionally do something wrong? 4 years ago 233 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you had the power to fix everyone else's problems, would you rather.... give it to them? or sell it to them? 4 years ago 379 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you discovered one day that you were the source for constant dread and anxiety of humanity on a subconscious level, would you rather.... Kill yourself? or Live and let everybody else be anxious? 4 years ago 196 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in an epic battle to the death? Sauron? or Cthulu? 4 years ago 193 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would win? guy on Steroids? or guy on Crack? 4 years ago 220 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be completely vegan for the next seven years? or be vegetarian for the rest of your life? 4 years ago 212 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather buy a very large nice house by going into thousands of dollars of debt? or buy some land and build a small cabin on it but not be in any debt? 4 years ago 204 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If you lived in a duplex apartment, would you rather have neighbors you like but they have a crying baby who wakes you up every morning? or have quiet neighbors you don't really like? 4 years ago 205 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather start a colony on Antarctica? or Titan, Saturn's moon? 4 years ago 221 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be gilded on reddit? or get the diamond on rrrather? 4 years ago 188 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never go anywhere outside of..... Europe and South America? or North America and Asia? 4 years ago 226 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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The Narwhal has won the whale tourney, how do you feel about this? Yay! or Bleh. 4 years ago 206 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where.... people are always kind to each other? or people are always straight-up with each other? 4 years ago 227 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a short attention span? or be attentive to the point of obsession for hours at a time? 4 years ago 210 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather suffer severe third degree burns all over your face, head, and neck? or all over the entire rest of your body? 4 years ago 191 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have complete control of all dog-like animals? wolves, foxes, hyenas, etc, and actual dogs of course or cat-like animals? lions, tigers, actual cats, etc 4 years ago 237 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an unlimited supply of shrimp, but you have to make it appear in a bowl? or coffee, but you can make it fall from the sky? 4 years ago 206 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have complete control of lightning? or hail? 4 years ago 250 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Whale Tourney Final Round, which whale do you like better? the Humpback Whale? or the Narwhal? 4 years ago 177 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be passive-aggressive? or flip a coin between being passive and being aggressive? 4 years ago 198 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a magical comet you can ride through space at the speed of light? It will keep you alive and comfortable, but time will pass normally when you're on it. or Have a magical time bubble that will make time cease to pass when you're in it, however it cannot move? 4 years ago 307 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world of ugly fat people who are at peace? or live in a world of good-looking fit people who are at war? 4 years ago 207 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world populated by.... 75% your sex and 25% the opposite sex? or 25% your sex and 75% the opposite sex? 4 years ago 299 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Madagascar and Japan switch roles in the world? or have Iceland and North Korea switch roles in the world? 4 years ago 166 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where.... people have memories from all of their ancestors? or skills can be bought and sold? 4 years ago 235 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a rather sad, dreary life but make epic blues music about it? or have a happy, easygoing life but sing terrible pop songs about it? 4 years ago 202 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Whale Tourney round 2, which do you like better? the Blue Whale? or the Narwhal? 4 years ago 178 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Whale Tourney round 2, which do you like better? the Minke Whale? or the Humpback Whale? 4 years ago 143 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Whale Tourney Round 1, do you prefer the Sperm Whale? or Humpback Whale? 4 years ago 167 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Whale Tourney Round 1, do you prefer the Blue Whale? or Gray Whale? 4 years ago 161 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Whale Tourney Round 1, do you prefer the Beluga Whale? or Narwhal? 4 years ago 307 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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*awesome handshake* 4 years ago +21
haha, thanks man, I really appreciate it 4 years ago +5
Oh you will, there are already a couple of them on here. 4 years ago +4
thanks man 4 years ago +1
Bye man, you were a good nemesis while it lasted, and I'm glad I got the experience dealing with a real sociopath, even if it was all online. I know a bit more about how your twisted minds work now. 4 years ago +12
Indeed. 4 years ago +1
I kinda gave huge notice lol but thanks 4 years ago +1
Every "witty vs someone else" question gets about the same votes, the 50% who hate my guts vote for whatever other option there is and the other half vote for me. It's pretty funny, really. 4 years ago +5
Nah. Thanks though. 4 years ago +1
if it were quarters I'd maybe pick A but pennies are just too inconvenient 4 years ago +1
fvck you too 4 years ago +14
Technically I am a genius, my IQ is 148, which would have to be cut by 2/3rds in order for me to be classified as retarded. 4 years ago +1
more like, because they don't teach you anything you can't learn better and for free by reading 4 years ago  
not in combat roles anyways 4 years ago +1
All the same to you bro 4 years ago +1
seems less fake and gay 4 years ago  
seems less ginger 4 years ago  
I won't be back, sorry 4 years ago +1
thanks 4 years ago +1
bye 4 years ago +1
american84 incuding alexw 4 years ago  
maybe I'll show someone with specific instructions never to show you 4 years ago +1
There's a few girls that, looking back, I wish I'd banged, and I easily could have done so with. 4 years ago +1
Go big or go home! 4 years ago +1
jesus dude it's not like I said 250 or something ridiculous 4 years ago  
indeed it has bro 4 years ago +1
I forget. Usually around 15-30. Hilarious pics btw. 4 years ago  
dutch barbie is just regular barbie in different clothes lol 4 years ago +2
he makes money off it and he still hardly ever comes on 4 years ago +1
just got to man, can't explain it, other than moving on 4 years ago +1
no, just that I would be 4 years ago +1
thanks babycakes 4 years ago +1
bye man, and good luck seducing reogirl 4 years ago +1
thanks, and sorry you didn't get to get to know me, rrrather noob girl 4 years ago  
Same to you bro 4 years ago +1
Thanks man, I liked you too, but I gotta go 4 years ago +1
Nah if I were gonna do that I'd just keep this account 4 years ago +1
bye cactus jelly guy 4 years ago +1
google it 4 years ago  
with a gun 4 years ago  
these are only cool if you do a story off of them 4 years ago  
aww yeah look at dose abs... look at dem guns 4 years ago  
Why not both? Always room for more intelligent people. 4 years ago  
glad I could bring you some happiness 4 years ago +1
in a blaze of glory 4 years ago  
no answer - no pedo 4 years ago +5
HATER ALERT 4 years ago +2
nothing in particular I'm just close to turning 18 and don't want to be 21 and still wasting time on this site lol 4 years ago +1
sorry man I gotta move on 4 years ago +2
thanks youre cool too 4 years ago +1
see below 4 years ago +1
I dunno that there are a lot of paid positions for A, besides a few at universities, there's really no actual market interest in it y'know. But with B it'll be easy to find a job and it'll pay more too; you can afford to be an astronomer in your spare time. 4 years ago  
see below 4 years ago +1
it's just time 4 years ago +1
thnx 4 years ago +1
thanks man 4 years ago +1
thanks bro 4 years ago +2
no lol 4 years ago +1
yes I'm afraid this is the end of the Fable of Witty the internet contrarian 4 years ago +1
I've got to, can't stay on rrrather for the rest of my life y'know 4 years ago +2
be creative, I'm sure you'll think of even better ones 4 years ago +1
thanks bro 4 years ago +1
sorry ): 4 years ago +2
there will always be smart conservatives who hate Leftism about 4 years ago +2
good thing you're insignificant 4 years ago +4
that's the thing though, idk why I've stayed on here the past few months. 4 years ago +1
sorry man. 4 years ago +2
nah, people have left, that's just something we say. and no I won't. sorry bro. 4 years ago +1
but they're disgusting 4 years ago  
yes you are. 4 years ago  
you poor sad brainwashed fool 4 years ago +1
paint can't brainwash or emotionally damage you 4 years ago +1
your quest to accomplish as much as you can would result in your being killed in your sleep in a deeply ironic self-fulfilling prophecy sort of way. 4 years ago +1
A gets boring 4 years ago  
Terry 4 years ago  
they get fed thats all they care about 4 years ago +1
Mayonnaise? 4 years ago  
sure you dont, DP, sure you dont 4 years ago  
lol it got accepted 4 years ago  
I know what control means, what I'm saying is that no control was necessary, as they weren't comparing the diet to anything, just seeing if it could be lived off of. And again, what relevance does it's age have? 4 years ago  
Thin crust is far superior 4 years ago +4
all dese soccer players are hideous and have pathetic bods 4 years ago +4
Looks less weird 4 years ago  
Go big or go home! 4 years ago +1
Lilo was too young to be a bangable princess and stitch was an alien not a prince 4 years ago  
more portable 4 years ago  
"what races havent we covered yet" aborigine is next I bet, then they'll move on to mixed races, blackanese maybe, with some typical white princesses thrown in intermittently to keep up relations 4 years ago  
never heard of her but mmm hawaiian babes 4 years ago  
controlled? what control does it need, they didn't die or suffer illness, thus it works. also I don't see how old science = bad science, in my mind old science is better because they did actual science back then rather than trying to suit an agenda like they so often do nowadays. 4 years ago  
kickass 4 years ago  
look behind you 4 years ago +1
Lmao I don't think so bro, good luck with that though 4 years ago  
I'd be great to my wife if she honored and obeyed me unquestioningly, unfortunately women like that are pretty much extinct. 4 years ago  
come at me bro 4 years ago +1
twas the only -ie name with three syllables I could think of 4 years ago  
Melanie 4 years ago  
it also says in the Bible that wives should obey their husbands and that lying with another man is an abomination, but I guess you've all just forgotten those parts. Read selectively and pick out whatever suits the PC ideology of the day I guess. 4 years ago  
the "I will have the last laugh and my vengeance" smile 4 years ago +2
workout masturbate eat sleep repeat 4 years ago  
I'm not saying all of you are like that, just that it's not the smart conservative religion it used to be anymore, in some places. 4 years ago  
useful tactic > pure hatred and vengeance 4 years ago  
I looked it up, they have to feed the lichen animal-derived d3 for it to work, so while they can legally say it's vegan, it's not actually so. Basically it's a massive inefficient waste to create a legal loophole, not an actual plant source of d3. 4 years ago  
go big or go home 4 years ago +1
Only one of those sites was a blog and it had multiple links to scientific evidence on it, but whatever. 4 years ago  
indeedarooni 4 years ago  
he sure was horny lol 4 years ago  
sounds like fun 4 years ago  
....but a lot of them talk and have political views 4 years ago  
South African 4 years ago  
gotta watch out for #1 4 years ago  
pugs are ugly little bastards 4 years ago +2
Strawberry milk is better though 4 years ago +2
your hairy tuna roll is now just a tuna roll 4 years ago +1
I do like being bold 4 years ago +1
African btchs 4 years ago  
ha! 4 years ago  
way more godly 4 years ago +2
I think every guy's looked him up once in their lives. 4 years ago  
I'm not a Christian lol. If you want an accurate representation of Christianity you're better off looking at that male feminist fool Matthias, he's pretty typical of Christian men nowadays IMO, that's part of why I left their religion. 4 years ago  
Fvck atheists, there is a God. However you're mistaken in thinking that they have no religion, in truth their religion is Leftism. 4 years ago  
500 volts could be nothing, volts don't measure power they measure conductivity 4 years ago +2
"I don't see the connection between mlp and atheism" says the atheist whos into mlp 4 years ago +1
that was easy 4 years ago  
cactus can be delicious 4 years ago +4
A is just creepy 4 years ago  
mmm sashimi, and I'll grind the bones to make my bread 4 years ago  
oh well 4 years ago  
or Double Penetration lol, which is what I think he's receiving sometimes based on his attitude. 4 years ago +1
I don't I only hate things that are disgusting, like fat people for example, and especially fat people who pretend not to be ashamed of it. And bad movies. 4 years ago  
if we had wheels would we have invented feet and considered it the greatest invention of all time? hmm..... 4 years ago +2
Chris Hemsworth with Jonah Falcon's dick 4 years ago  
sorry Zep, just bein' honest here 4 years ago  
insane kicks 4 years ago  
morepower 4 years ago  
did you not control them properly? 4 years ago  
Y'kiddin' me, I'd love this 4 years ago  
B would make me A anyways, at least I can stay in shape this way, keep up appearances 'nsuch 4 years ago  
A just makes you come off as angry/b*tchy most' the time. 4 years ago  
dmj tell your husband to run sprints 3x week and get him a penis pump 4 years ago  
Liberals pandering to the "aww polar bears [that would kill me irl]" vote. That being said, I'd vote for them if I thought they somehow had a chance of winning and the libertarians somehow didn't. Fvck the two-party system. 4 years ago +1
but unless you own a submarine you have no other option for underwater travel, whereas A is easily beaten by a $2,000 motorcycle 4 years ago  
what are these plant sources of d3 you speak of? 4 years ago  
I don't get it either bro 4 years ago  
inb4 sexydude witty and ilovefreedom 4 years ago +1
Running is too slow and inefficient to be a useful form of travel anyways, and B is a superpower 4 years ago  
I'm pretty sure that the fact that a diet that wouldn't even have been possible 200 years ago due to their science's inability to synthesize B12 can't be that healthy. Also, what specifically that I said was demonstrably false? The protein thing is true, look up amino acid profiles. The iron thing is true, look up heme vs nonheme iron. The vitamin D thing is true, look up d2 vs d3. The cholesterol thing is true, look up derivatives of cholesterol The vegans being scrawny weakling is true, look up "holocaust victims" "starving african children" and "justin bieber" . 4 years ago  
"you agree with me therefore you smart" lmao 4 years ago  
I'm OK with the idea of universities in the sense of a place of mass-education, however they shouldn't have the insane monopoly on perceived knowledge that they do and thus they shouldn't be able to charge the ridiculous fees they do either. And I don't think you understood what I meant by "test", I didn't mean a school-test, I meant an "occupational proficiency" test for jobs that need it, like you used to be able to do to become a doctor and can still do in a few states to become a lawyer [the bar exam]. Again I think we should let the market handle it except in extreme cases like brain surgeons, but the test idea is certainly a better alternative to the degrees-for-everything system we have now. Also, by the way, I am a genius, IQ of 148, and I guarantee you I could learn any math in the world that I needed to within a year, at most, if I could be somehow convinced to give a sh*t about complex human theories that make no difference in my life. 4 years ago  
"rationality" lol, the belief that a chicken's life is worth as much as a human's is not rational or scientific at all. I guess it could be considered part of a philosophy but it's a pretty damn sh*tty one, eco-nihilism I would call it. Anyways, go hold a gun to one of those crazy ass leftist professor's heads and bring a couple chickens too and tell him it's him or them. Unless he's suicidal [which wouldn't be unlikely as Leftism is a pretty damn good sign of depression and anger at the world, if you need proof of that just look at all the young dummies on here who believe in it] he's probably gonna have you kill the chickens. 4 years ago  
Peri it's not too late for you, you can still break out of it if you want. I dunno why you'd leave Islam just to to join another equally-oppressive religion. I guess some people just have to think inside of established ideologies but I promise you Peri there are much better ones than Leftism. 4 years ago  
I share SOME views with them on SOCIETY and TRADITIONS and what should be SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, NOT on how things should be regulated by law or what the GOVERNMENT should be able to do. I'm not sure what about that is so hard to understand to you people. 4 years ago  
You. Need. B12. To. Live. Get that through your thick vegan head. You can get almost everything else from plants, but in inferior forms. Plant protein is inferior to animal protein, in both amino acid profile and absorption . Plant iron is inferior to animal iron. Cholesterol is not found in plant foods, sure your body can produce it's own but it's not enough for optimum hormone balances. Plant vitamin D [d2] is inferior to animal vitamin D [d3]. If you get four hours of sunlight a day that might not be an issue for you.but most people aren't that fortunate. So again, yes you can survive as a frail, sickly shell of a man as a vegan IF you supplement labratory-made vegan B12. No it's not optimum for anything. Why do you think vegans are always claiming veganism is optimum for longevity, of all things? Because longevity is by far the hardest claim to measure. If they claimed it were optimum for anything else [strength, endurance, mental wellbeing, etc.] they'd just do a study and the notion would be thrown out as ridiculous, and it would be shown that veganism is actually inferior. 4 years ago +1
"A degree provides proof and assurance that you have learned it." couldn't a simple test do the exact same thing? Oh wait, that wouldn't make the universities billions of dollars, or keep people down due to their inability to pay or dislike of paying for something they could learn for free. Alternately, we could just remove regulations and encourage people to be intelligent enough to choose their own therapists based on reputation and previous success, but that would require a generation of people that weren't all sheep dependent on their government to take care of them. 4 years ago  
"That sanctity of human life stuff isn't well accepted in ethics today," again, Leftism "and it's mostly a relic of our Christian past." and, y'know, every other belief system besides crazy-ass Leftism that kept society together for thousands of years, 4 years ago  
no I'm not 4 years ago  
no I wouldn't I would just have to eat less of everything else, and maybe do a bit of cardio to burn some of the extra calories off 4 years ago  
That's because I'm not a leftist and thus I haven't taken the "human life doesn't matter" stance that you idiots do. 4 years ago  
I haven't seen any far-right authoritarian people on here but I promise I would argue with them too if I did. 4 years ago  
all dem leftists, they're all equally authoritarian since they all follow the exact same cult and never think for themselves 4 years ago  
Yes I know, I put those three things together because they are the options the media presents to you as the only options. As for me I like a 40/30/30 diet of carbs/fat/protein and complete meals with lots of meat and whole grains and vegetables, but what do I know I'm just some musclehead schlub with no piece of paper saying how intelligent I am. Also vegans have a bunch of popular support and studies because veganism is a fuc'kin' cult man, I dunno what else to tell you about that. You'll be stronger and healthier as a non-vegan and that's a fact but again what do I know I don't have a dozen peer-reviewed studies backing that up right? I guess I can't say for sure that the sun rises in the morning or that feet stink if you wear wet boots too long either. 4 years ago  
hotwings anytime, all the time 4 years ago +1
I eat it all the time at this taco truck near me, it's good sh*t 4 years ago  
yes I very much enjoy being overweight in muscle 4 years ago  
Well enjoy your thinking inside of the box they've put you in and your poor health and scrawny body resulting from veganism/standard american diet/food pyramid diet, can't say I didn't try to teach you. Also, I don't think either of those articles said anything about losing weight , but since you say you want to gain weight [muscle not fat I'm assuming] here's a gay liberal dude talking about why veganism sucks for that on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJvUYUhNcHo yeah the link doesn't end in .gov or .edu so it's not brainwasher-approved, sorry 'bout that 4 years ago  
OK, well, good luck starving on vegetables and not enjoying chicken, more for me. Just keep in mind that for every chicken you don't eat I'm eating three. 4 years ago  
Prozac- side effects may include nausea, vomiting, shooting up your school http://www.wnd.com/2012/12/psych-meds-linked-to-90-of-school-shootings/ 4 years ago  
seems more Arnold 4 years ago  
hidden option 3 go blind and deaf 4 years ago  
tough one, both are funny as hell 4 years ago  
both suck, and I hate both of their fat, curly haired, cocky-assed actors 4 years ago +2
what makes you think they can dream or feel empathy? I feel like you might have some bullsh*t study that says "oh look its legs are moving in it's sleep therefore dreaming therefore intelligent" or "oh look it runs away when we shoot another chicken nearby it therefore empathy therefore intelligence" but I'm not sure. Also yes chickens are very much made to be eaten, even if you don't believe in God it's demonstrably true just by the fact that we BRED THEM to be eaten, chickens in their wild state thousands of years ago would look nothing like modern chickens, also there wouldn't be nearly as many chickens on the Earth if we didn't FARM them to be eaten, so yes they are very much born and raised to be eaten from a long line of breeding designing them to be eaten. 4 years ago  
Believe it or not there are different forms of psychotherapy from the useful and helpful conversational therapy [which I never said was worthless, just overpriced, talking to a very good friend would be just as good or even better than talking to an overqualified overpriced pshrink] and hypnotherapy to the dangerous and harmful [unfortunately the majority of it] like forcedly reliving traumatic experiences, freudian psychoanalysis, psychiatric drug therapy [necessary in exceptional cases but vastly overused in today's easy buy-a-drug treat-the-symptoms mentality], and lobotomies [god forbid, but believe it or not they are still practiced].to downright fraudulent and brainwashing things like Scientology's auditing and Narconon [I would argue that a lot of the freudian stuff should be in this category too, only that Freud got away with it and gets studied in universites and admired instead of mocked and laughed at even though he was just as bad as L Ron Hubbard, just because he went the mainstream route instead of the found-my-own-religion route like Hubbard did]. Also all of this stuff, all of our "knowledge" of the human mind, is purely theoretical and no one has any true authority to say which of it is useful/true and which of it is fraudulent. Naturally the government [the group with the most guns in a given area] takes on this role due to it's need to control everything, unfortunately despite what you've been brainwashed to believe the government is not omniscient and so they get alot of this stuff wrong. Also as the government and the academia go hand and hand nowadays thanks to their overbearing regulatory power the same wrong stuff gets taught in universites, keep that in mind. 4 years ago  
The degree is bullsh*t because you can learn everything they teach, on your own, just by reading books and interacting with people and observing their behaviors, and you'll probably actually learn it better that way since you won't have to deal with the massive leftist bias found in pretty much every university these days that would otherwise feed you incorrect information that suits their agenda. Their therapy is bullsh*t because they essentially get paid [way too much] to sit and listen to people. [cont.] 4 years ago  
y'know chickens are known to run around for days with their heads cut off.... so much for them being intelligent 4 years ago +1
Vice isn't a blog it's a news company. Actually a pretty liberal one [I have to regularly sort through all kinds of feelgood BS when reading their stuff] so the fact that even they'd say you can survive on meat really says something. And the article in A links a fuc'king scientific study, you'd know that if you'd actually read it, so suck my cock. 4 years ago  
the food pyramid.... lol.... sometimes you guys are so brainwashed I can't even think how you got there. Here read this http://inhumanexperiment.blogspot.com/2009/09/two-brave-men-who-ate-nothing-but-meat.html and this http://www.vice.com/read/this-guy-has-eaten-nothing-but-raw-meat-for-five-years 4 years ago  
bro, you're mistaken, you can survive off meat indefinitely, but not vegetables. 4 years ago +1
r u reely these dum 4 years ago  
damn. now I want pizza. 4 years ago +1
all dat wilderness 4 years ago  
nah first you gotta pay tens of thousands of dollars and sit through a few years of classes to get some bullsh*t degree 4 years ago  
well at least you know Russia will probably give you asylum and you can spend the rest of your days bangin their women 4 years ago  
noobs don't deserve compliments, go make some questions ya bums 4 years ago +3
'cause they're gross and the whole point of this question was to get people to pick A without reading 4 years ago +1
it's what he'd want im sure 4 years ago  
go big or go home 4 years ago  
more money less work 4 years ago  
ah yeah 'cause that went so well for edward snowden 4 years ago  
seems less evil 4 years ago  
about 11 years when I didn't know how 4 years ago +1
more power 4 years ago +1
some cool scarring > no more penis 4 years ago  
So nothing changes 4 years ago  
depends what for 4 years ago  
A is more influential but B has better music 4 years ago  
That's not called a "joke" that's called a "mistake", doing it intentionally doesn't make it funny 4 years ago  
people on here sure are dumb 4 years ago +2
It's Good Friday not Black Friday lol but sure I'm all for more days off 4 years ago  
I can chew with A but I can't see with B 4 years ago +1
100% attempt? 4 years ago  
It's not cheating if everyone does it 4 years ago +1
Make more money with less risk. 4 years ago +2
Get paid to sit and listen to people, what a great scam. 4 years ago  
distribute my weight, I'll be fine 4 years ago  
No, because no one knows who you fuc'king are, you come on here probably as much as I do yet still no one knows who you are, because you're boring, a loser, a nobody. If half of the community hates me so be it, at least they all know who I am, and my legend will continue after I'm gone. You could leave tomorrow and not a single person would give a damn. 4 years ago +1
Best comedy show ever 4 years ago +2
so regular underwear, OK 4 years ago  
I hear B just taste like kiwis. Yuck. 4 years ago  
Just go get laid f'real ya chumps. 4 years ago  
You're a nobody IRL and you're a nobody on this website. Nuff said. 4 years ago +1
lol butthurt feminist dork 4 years ago +1
It's freedom OF religion not freedom FROM religion 4 years ago +1
You are a nobody on here, so yes I can. 4 years ago +1
No one says that anymore. I had girls in chat confirm that I don't look like a woman. You're behind the times friend. 4 years ago  
I don't think it's that simple, surely they don't really think that would work. I mean, I know atheists are generally pretty dumb, but THAT dumb? 4 years ago  
Political parties in general are bad. 4 years ago  
I don't have emotional reactions towards the vast majority of things, so really, making up emotions when the situation calls for it is more of a challenge for me. 4 years ago +1
On another note I think dragah is harboring some animosity towards me for distracting everyone with my argument with DP when he revealed the picture of himself. Sorry bro but you should have had better timing. If it makes you feel any better, you're not a bad looking guy other than your dumb emo haircut and chin acne. If you worked out and washed your face and cut your hair you could look like a badass in a year. 4 years ago  
i told you man learn to backflip, you'll get way more attention from doing backflips than you will from talking about how depressed you are and cutting. Better quality attention too. 4 years ago  
I guess you also have to have a fairly high pain tolerance to take a decent sized penis up the ass, and an extremely high one if you're into fisting [which I imagine most homos probably are] so perhaps homophobia is a bit justified after all. 4 years ago +1
originally it just meant fear of, and etymologically it still should. unfortunately words are easily captured and manipulated by groups with ulterior motives. for example "liberal" didn't always mean leftist, modern libertarianism is much closer to the original definition but the word had such a universally positive connotation to it that leftists stole it and used it for their own purposes. which ideology is better is up to you to decide but the fact that it was a universally positive word worth stealing back when it meant essentially what "libertarian" does now, and that it is now has such a negative connotation since leftists have had it must surely say something to you. 4 years ago  
Lol feminists sure are ridiculous. 4 years ago  
It wasn't argued much, if at all, 2000 years ago. Being closer to nature and death has that funny effect of making people much more spiritual and religious. It's the same reason many atheists [I would suspect all, if not for last minute stubbornness] convert on their deathbeds. In the last days of their life they have become as close to death as the ancients were every day. 4 years ago  
revenge quest > jail 4 years ago  
No, we should treat women fairly based on the advantages and disadvantages of their gender, which is exactly what traditional gender roles did. Treating them equally to men is unfair, both in that giving them the responsibilities of men is unfair to them [never actually done though] and giving them the power of men is unfair to society [unfortunately much more common, mostly in in the developed postmodern West]. So if we're going by the dicitonary definition, feminism is sexist and of course I'm opposed to it. 4 years ago  
The whole point of money is to gain admiration and power and women, if you can get those things while broke more power to ya. 4 years ago  
yes that's the dictionary definition of the word, but you forget, the true definition of a word is not what the dictionary says, but what it truly means in the public conscious 4 years ago  
I'm interpreting "sexism" as meaning "traditional gender roles" since that's how leftists and feminists are using it. 4 years ago +1
also my pic is mr peanut now, where you been bro 4 years ago +1
I'm not a troll, I'm a man who forms thoughtful opinions based on reality, whether or not they are considered acceptable by the masses. 4 years ago  
Why would you be afraid of gays? That's just cowardly. 4 years ago  
Why else do we come on the internet? 4 years ago +3
fixed 4 years ago  
seems less atheist 4 years ago  
spearhunting elephants 4 years ago  
liquidity is important 4 years ago +1
gotta watch out for #1 4 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQc4C-B7_jU 4 years ago  
she an uggo? 4 years ago  
They have hot obedient women. 4 years ago +1
You're submitting yourself to a fad lifestyle arbitrarily created by the media. 4 years ago  
You would like being subservient to me ;) 4 years ago  
Your last word was inconsequential so it doesn't count. 4 years ago  
Y'know, I'm not saying it's OK, but I'm pretty damn certain 14 year old girls sleep with guys your age and older all the friggin' time. 4 years ago  
My opinions are accurate, bro, someday you'll find that out and remember what an overall swell guy I was, trying to tell you this stuff despite you harboring animosity against me for it. 4 years ago  
maybe it's her fetish, or maybe she's had a crush on him the entire time and he winks and smiles while he's doing it so she gets the gist of what's going on 4 years ago  
No it has more to do with your brain and mind. Like pizza said, you're a smart girl, so you should know that there are FUC'KING PHYSIOLOGICAL DIFFERENCES in the brains of men and women so don't give me any of that "we think the same" bullsh*t. 4 years ago  
Not really, women are poor leaders. I'd rather have a dumb man anyday, as at least it would be easy to convince the other men of his inadequacy and take over. A smart woman [who still has poor decision making skills and leadership ability, let's be honest here] would probably stay convinced [through hamstering] that she was doing a good job and was a strong independeny woman or whatever and it would be harder to convince the other men to mutiny as they'd all be afraid of being labeled sexists [well tbh if we're in Antarctica and there's a risk of death that fear goes away somewhat, which is probably why women don't lead expeditions very often, but in a more common venture it still apples] 4 years ago  
its not rape if she likes it 4 years ago  
"no" Nuff said. 4 years ago  
she is smart I'll give her that but she's still a woman and thinks like one and thus you wouldn't want her leading your expedition into antarctica or whatever, be honest 4 years ago  
Has a man ever actually punched you? [fisting doesn't count] 4 years ago  
oh it didn't offend me I just thought I'd point out the flaw in your thinking, silly girl. I mean, you are a woman and you think with your emotions so you're bound to have those, so I don't blame you. 4 years ago  
well you didn't come up with emo on your own now did you? 4 years ago  
"Well that's their problem" Oh OK so you're cool with women being treated equal in some ways and better in others, so not equality. Just so we're clear on that, and you're no longer under the delusion that feminism has anything to do with equality. 4 years ago  
how am I trolling? I'm saying that I'd prefer black men to be portrayed as good fathers than as idiot gangstas, because the common folk have this strange habit of emulating what they see on TV [as evidenced by your "emo"ness] and I'd rather young black men grow up to be good fathers than idiot gangstas. Is that somehow racist? Because if it is, I guess I'm racist too. 4 years ago  
What if men who realize you're not equal don't want to punch you though? Then they're just stuck dealing with your bullsh*t that they'd never take from a man, without punching you, and still treating you as an equal [which you're not] because they' otherwise be labeled a "bigot" or a "misogynist" or some other feminist attack word. That's not equality, that's society favoring women, which as I've always said, is exactly what feminists want. 4 years ago  
yes but you used the word "think", again being a silly girl 4 years ago  
Jon Stewarts not even funny. Colbert is much funnier. They're both idiots in their views but at least Colbert makes me chuckle. The Daily Show just comes off as something people laugh at because "huh huh I agree with him". 4 years ago  
all of them are DP, silly woman, he has a lot of alts, cause he's a loser 4 years ago +1
don't worry her hymen is intact... her anus not so much 4 years ago  
That was easy. Is it just my childhood perspective talking or did B run fooooreeeever? 4 years ago  
Ah black men being portrayed as good fathers instead of idiot gangstas 4 years ago  
Dibs on the heart! I wanna absorb it's courage! Not as good as a lion but still. 4 years ago  
seems portmanteauier 4 years ago  
idk what A is but I look killer in a tank 4 years ago  
I don't get it either Freedom 4 years ago  
mattdamon is DP, that's common knowledge you silly girl 4 years ago  
the middle ground is called obedient housewives and it had already been long established in a hundred years ago. true equality is impossible because nature did not create us equals, but it would make everyone miserable anyways; I don't think any woman would enjoy getting punched for talking sh*t like a man would. 4 years ago  
ah he posted a ton of spam comments and got me on the "active recently" page by mistake 4 years ago  
I don't dislike women I dislike their current unhealthy place in society. Treating them like men is unnatural and bad for everyone. 4 years ago  
hehehehe I look forward to it 4 years ago  
hey DP it's still there lol deleting your comments didn't work sucka 4 years ago +1
I don't think that they are automatically right, many, for example slavery, I think are wrong. I just don't think that modern values are automatically right either. I weigh them objectively against each other for their value to a healthy society and determine which is better that way. In this particular instance I have determined that obedient wives and mothers are superior to slutty "independent" womens aka feminist b*tches 4 years ago  
it's not misogynistic if it's true 4 years ago  
"backwards thinking" as in I see that many of the values of my society are wrong and so look to the past for more accurate ones? OK 4 years ago  
all the ones I've encountered anyways 4 years ago  
doesnt sound so bad 4 years ago +1
that was easy 4 years ago +1
lmao 4 years ago  
If you think my questions are so low-quality [even though they are widely regarded as the best], lets see you do better. Put up or shut up, you internet tough guy scum. 4 years ago  
"3/4 to 9/10 of African-Americans are uneducated" this surprises you? and it's not racist if it's true. 4 years ago  
go be a nerd somewhere else, prick 4 years ago  
already have A it's called a chromebook. SSD FTW 4 years ago +1
Vietnamese? I'm a good guesser at this but the pic is grainy. 4 years ago  
cool, send it then 4 years ago  
mark henry 4 years ago  
if its fake I'll know 4 years ago  
concerts and records ftw 4 years ago  
no I can already tell you're in germany, I want a pic of your face to see if youre asian 4 years ago  
manny is legend 4 years ago  
not dem fake looking ones anyways 4 years ago  
heh heh trouser snake handlers anyways 4 years ago  
yeah cause your thing says youre german 4 years ago  
4 dozen eggs baby 4 years ago  
pics or no believe 4 years ago  
2 in the face, bet she has a nice body though 4 years ago  
against a wall [trolololololol] 4 years ago +3
that girl in B would always get stared at though 4 years ago  
it's not sexist if it's physiologically true 4 years ago  
Can I milk your dog? 4 years ago  
it's the butthurt people who are the funny part >:^D 4 years ago  
woah someones confident 4 years ago  
*breath 4 years ago  
you have little girly lungs though 4 years ago  
nah I think I could do it and I don't even run much 4 years ago  
youre a lame user 4 years ago  
if you successfully kill it as a child it's not really the antichrist now is it 4 years ago +1
why did you vote B? surprising. 4 years ago  
The dumb ones do, because they know liberals will give them more food stamps/welfare to buy drugs with. That's why I specified the educated ones. 4 years ago  
Idk what you're talking about. but thanks for helping. 4 years ago  
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-IGDXDLLZnFA/T2uo2uT4uUI/AAAAAAAAABo/rFUpHS6lw_U/s1600/tail07.jpg 4 years ago  
Both are certain 4 years ago  
can't risk letting the few good people on earth die 4 years ago +3
and explosives 4 years ago  
much more useful 4 years ago +1
both are morally wrong but at least this way I'm not a zombie 4 years ago  
XD 4 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gWxRAkIZxk 4 years ago  
rooks dericious 4 years ago  
nah black creatures are only dangerous in groups of four or more. especially if you can shoot lasers from your eyes. 4 years ago  
it's OK we all like attention 4 years ago  
Not if they're a MAN. 4 years ago  
figured someone would say this XD 4 years ago  
Your questions, of course. Also of note, I too will be leaving, soon here. Just so you guys can't say I dropped the bomb on you out of nowhere. 4 years ago  
With my historical retrospect I can help them win. I will be doing the world a favor by stopping the rise of Communism and the Soviet era. 4 years ago +1
Yes, you're pretty. You can stop with the attention grab now. 4 years ago +7
hehehehehe I'm guessing not, I think alexw has a sense of humor 4 years ago  
this was before it was being done on a regular basis and the concept was still novel and funny 4 years ago  
Sounds perfect other than the black people thing. Lets drop the "all non-liberals are racist" lie. Last time I checked most educated black men in America were conservative. 4 years ago +1
"drug dealers trailer" as in a trailer for drug dealers or a trailer belonging to your drug dealer? 4 years ago  
btw freedom have you seen my old 100% attempt //www.rrrather.com/view/93687#comment1928219 4 years ago  
I'll get my tennis racket 4 years ago  
idk but if you're 15+ and actually a girl, send me pics 4 years ago  
It's mostly that I'd rather my son wasn't short fat and yellow with a small prick 4 years ago  
Korea because if you knocked up a Korean girl your son would be half Korean. 4 years ago  
seems rational 4 years ago +1
Damn Kurt, you f***ced up bro, John Lennon's girl only broke up his band but yours killed you, b*tches be crazy mane. 4 years ago +1
younger > old when it comes to women 4 years ago +2
hmm.... you can either birth them all and not raise some or adopt some and raise them all 4 years ago  
100% attempt somebody stop it! 4 years ago  
gotta watch out for #1 4 years ago  
this 4 years ago  
Both. Well it's mostly the "equal relationship" thing that doesn't work, trust me I've seen that one bomb about a hundred times. Women just lack the capacity to respect men who treat them like equals, probably because their brains realize how unnatural it is and that the guy must be a complete loser for agreeing to it so they subconsciously build up the desire to cheat on him. The "job you love" part doesn't so much not work as it just plain doesn't exist. Women with jobs fall into two categories. One, the [generally fairly attractive and young, although older broads sometimes fall into this too] ones who work dead end jobs as grocery store cashiers or whatever, who could very well have good lives with a husband and kids if they'd made better life decisions, and Two, the sad old cunt types who work "higher up" jobs like accountants [or even possibly politicians/bureaucrats if there's an "equality" quota for them that needs to be filled] because they failed to get married when they were younger and thus now have to take care of their sad old maid selves. Neither sounds like it would bring much happiness, to me. 4 years ago  
the eiffel tower is just france drunkenly waving its cock at the world 4 years ago +1
I'd bang that girl in A. 4 years ago  
I'm sorry, maybe you misunderstood? We're talking about how things actually work here, not how we idealize them to work. 4 years ago  
the Matrix is legend 4 years ago +1
"its so frustrating when someone doesn't share our strange and inaccurate worldview" 4 years ago  
mmm aspartame 4 years ago  
I've done it a few times. Also, using an incognito window works because you can thumbs up as a guest. 4 years ago +2
lol what will those dumb feminists biitch about next 4 years ago  
seems less faggy 4 years ago +1
"underestimating and undervaluing" more like being realistic about them. seriously bro, you HAVE met an actual woman before, right? they aren't just men with no dickandballs. 4 years ago  
bigger number 4 years ago  
actually useful jeep > showoffey suv jeep 4 years ago  
A is overrated 4 years ago +1
you naughty girl 4 years ago  
an unfulfilled fantasy of mine involves them though 4 years ago  
just join the football team ya fag 4 years ago  
Assuming it moans like a woman and I can control the volume when I wanna sneaky fap 4 years ago  
you really just shouldn't have put MJ in there y'know 4 years ago  
Woohoo so the wall won? Death to MJ! Oh wait.... 4 years ago  
adorable 4 years ago  
Go big or go home. 4 years ago  
cool you can be our sniper, now kill jadenl he's no longer useful to me 4 years ago  
can't ye read ye blithering idiot? it says random, it does. 4 years ago  
I imagine worldwide statistics are about the same. People are pretty much the same everywhere. ... Because it's murder. You don't need to be religious to know that murder is wrong. Despite what the Leftists tell you there's this little thing called objective morality that says we shouldn't kill people, especially infants. 4 years ago +1
You can't take me seriously because you're so lost in the Matrix you can't tell the truth from the lies..... "Sexist" really, this word again? Women would be happier with traditional gender roles y'know. Think about it, what would you rather do, were you a woman: get married young and virgin to a kind and strong man who takes care of you and raise a family of beautiful healthy children and thus fulfill your highest purpose in life OR work an office job so you can pretend to be "empowered", get railed by fifty guys who don't care about you while you're still young and hot, then be forgotten about when you're older and uglier and struggle to find some loser who will take care of you [you might succeed or you might die an old maid] and have an unhappy marriage and a broken family of unhealthy children [yes women past 30 tend to have unhealthy, autistic children, you probably weren't told that by your leftist masters but it's statistically true]? To me the answer is pretty obvious. As for xenophobia, idk how you got that one because I am not xenophobic in the slightest. I bash atheists because they are generally leftists and thus destroying the society my ancestors worked hard to build. 4 years ago  
First of all, yes you have. Your entire country, and most of Western Europe and, increasingly, America, is run by Leftism. You were taught Leftism in school, moreso than math or grammar or anything else. I don't like it either, but it's a fact. Leftism is why a man who calls himself a Christian could say abortion is alright, or why a woman who also claims Christian could actually get one. Hell, I don't even follow a religion but even I know abortion is wrong, It's written right there in your mind if you care to look beyond the curtain of brainwashing, "killing a unborn child is wrong". Leftism is a purely atheist ideology, the two go together by necessity; Leftism claims nothing but the physical is real and that morals are entirely subjective and that humans do not matter [this is why they say abortion is OK]; they are wrong on all counts. Leftism and Christianity [or any other religion for that matter] are incompatible. Leftism has infected modern Christianity and so many "Christians" are only nominally so, in actuality they are Leftists without even knowing it. They keep their cute little inconsequential mythologies but have lost the backbone of Western morals that once held society together. Please, Matthias my man, reject Leftism and take the morals of your society back. You and all the other men of our generation need to or else the decline we are in will continue. 4 years ago +1
I looked it up. http://www.operationrescue.org/about-abortion/abortions-in-america/ " 4 years ago +1
Y'know, I can tell the reason I'm utterly destroying you in this argument is not merely my own intellectual advantage. No, the real reason is, you don't really believe in what you're saying. See, you were raised under Leftism in the Netherlands, so you've been taught to instinctively defend women's "right" to kill their children on a whim. But, you were also raised Christian, by your parents I'm assuming, so you were also taught morals, y'know, the ancient and sacred ones Leftism is trying to destroy, the ones that say killing children is NOT OK. I sense a struggle between the two belief systems in you, and I sense that while you've been taught to express the one outwardly, you know deep inside that the other one is right. Just keep in mind, Matthias, that the two are not compatible. Leftism is a worldview/religion and Christianity is a worldview/religion. They are struggling for dominance in the West and in your mind. One is ancient because of it's sound fundamental principles that are themselves even more ancient, and one is new and fundamentally sociopathic and insane. I just hope you pick the right one. 4 years ago +1
I've already explained this, it IS murder in any logical sense of the word. For that second part, key word IF, but how many abortions are because of rape? Certainly less than 1%. Again, it's a straw man argument. 4 years ago +1
it's people like you who are the reason music sucks nowadays, I hope you're pleased with yourself 4 years ago  
"Murdering an innocent baby isn't the issue here because a woman shouldn't have to deal with the consequences of her own poor decision like a man would even though they're totally equalz 'n junk." - essentially what you're saying here 4 years ago +1
doesn't apply to asses 4 years ago  
but most people are brainwashed so you'd be portrayed as a villain for this 4 years ago  
beat me to it 4 years ago +2
not as ugly as B 4 years ago +1
mmm young cameron diaz, blonde and blue eyed yet somehow also spicy and latin. 4 years ago +1
isn't uggo lee 4 years ago  
isn't hideous 4 years ago  
Obviously 4 years ago  
B was too small, they shoulda used Ronnie Coleman, that woulda been great. 4 years ago +1
I like Jaden Smith though, he seems sincere, and not like everything he says and does is scripted like so many of these other celebrity kids nowadays. 4 years ago  
oh I see Karel is your DP 4 years ago  
pretty sure the 275 from the venom gt is modded out too 4 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BT2JjzHa-c read top comment, a guy did 311 on a modded out one. 4 years ago  
you need to get with otakumon 4 years ago +2
I looked it up, fastest veyron 267mph, fastest venom gt 275 mph, fastest hayabusa 311 mph 4 years ago  
like what? post some 4 years ago  
what is this yaoi you speak of 4 years ago  
ilovefreedom [I'm assuming he knows how to shoot a gun, idk about any of the rest of you] 4 years ago +1
watchu got against karel and dmj? karel is cool and dmj is a sweet lady. twerkindolphin I like too but I can at least see why you'd hate him. 4 years ago  
B is overdesigned 4 years ago  
hidden option 3- suzuki hayabusa, oh yeah and it's 1/10th the price 4 years ago  
http://i.imgur.com/RcvBG2t.gifv 4 years ago  
I like grape so strong it hurts 4 years ago  
Seems less crazy. Also: relevant funny thing I found http://i.imgur.com/Bp12cvZ.png 4 years ago  
Her ass is too big. 4 years ago  
Take it however you want, it's true. If they weren't brainwashed then they'd all be out protesting abortion, or at the very least, the government's use their money to fund it. A pregnancy is two humans sharing one body, thus it's not just "her body" anymore. You wouldn't [I hope] say that a woman has the right to murder her two month old child, so why should it be any different whether it's been birthed yet or not? 4 years ago +1
You realize, of course, that government control of the economy is thousands of years more regressive than a free market economy is, the latter being relatively modern? I'm talking from a purely objective historical sense here. 4 years ago  
maybe a 1. if I got news that he died I wouldn't be upset but I'd think "hmm I wonder if he was less of an ass irl than on the internet, or if he did the world a favor by croaking" 4 years ago +1
anywhere from -5 to 11, depending on the person 4 years ago  
easy money 4 years ago  
I didn't like A that much as an album but the image cracks me up every time I see it because I remember my middle school friend getting suspended for wearing a shirt of it when some stuckup teacher-prick saw the baby's weiner. Lmao. 4 years ago  
This had better win. A isn't even a rock album, regardless of whether you have sh*tty taste and somehow think it's good, or have just been brainwashed into telling others and even yourself it's good despite knowing deep inside that it's sh*t, or whatever twisted sh*t is going on inside your little mind to justify clicking A. 4 years ago +3
No but I think there's a good chance it was planned by the US government in order to justify a war. 4 years ago  
just act like I'm scarier than them 4 years ago  
fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap 4 years ago +2
*sashimi 4 years ago  
mmm sashimi 4 years ago  
the old definition of gay before homos corrupted it [happy] 4 years ago +1
Most nerds' knowledge is completely useless. 4 years ago  
So a few molecules of residual pee or an entire glass of it? Hmm.... 4 years ago  
I'd rather not have any more nuclear particles in my drinking water than there already are thanks. 4 years ago +1
I'm not "generalizing", I'm giving you the statistical truth; the vast majority of them do it for purely selfish reasons. You're being trying to rationalize an obvious evil with bullsh*t like "what if the pregnancy would kill them both", do you even realize how extremely rare that situation would be? Even 13 year old girls can have healthy babies 90%+ of the time, they've been doing it for thousands of years. Perhaps there should be some kind of court-ordered legal abortion statute for the 1 in 10 million pregnancy where all the doctors agree it is necessary, but trying to use those astronomically rare cases to justify allowing any woman to abort any pregnancy for no good reason with 0 legal or social consequences AND PAID FOR BY THE TAXPAYER WHO MAY VERY WELL BE UNBRAINWASHED AND THUS OPPOSED TO IT is absurd. 4 years ago +1
First of all, a fetus IS alive, and it IS human, so get that "it's not alive/human" nonsense outta your head. In late term abortions they literally cut apart what would obviously be recognized as a baby and pull it out of the womb. Disgusting. Secondly, you need to realize that 99%+ of abortions aren't caused by the woman being in any real danger. It's a straw man argument. People who want abortions to be legal [moralless leftists] say things like, "abortion needs to be legal because when 13 year old girls get raped they need to get an abortion so they don't die" but in reality most abortions are women in their twenties whose birth control failed/wasn't used when they were bangin' some gangsta who wouldn't marry/support them if they kept it, so they get an abortion, which are now being presented by the establishment as merely post-pregnancy birth control, so they can spend a few more years banging other gangstas before they settle down with some chump and have kids that they don't kill [hopefully[. 4 years ago +1
If anything, ironically, you're proving abortion is wrong. "Would you kill a three week old baby?" "No." "A one week old baby?" "No." "A newborn baby?" "No." "A fetus?" Moral person- "No." Brainwashed leftist idiots- "Yeah that's somehow OK then since it hasn't popped outta the 'gina yet." 4 years ago +1
oooh, good idea, results pics please 4 years ago  
unfortunately, yes 4 years ago +1
maybe sprinting is but distance running isn't 4 years ago  
you must have a cheap sense of humor that is easily tickled by mindless stupidity 4 years ago +2
that's because the two of us have a little something called taste 4 years ago  
Gays- "We like men but we make a conscious effort to look like women" Lesbians- "We like women but we make a conscious effort to look like men" 4 years ago +1
I do, this show is simply not humorous. 4 years ago +3
seems less faggy 4 years ago +1
seems less emo.... B are usually fat irl 4 years ago  
gingers are an odd race 4 years ago +2
oatmeal is technically cereal 4 years ago  
shelter + transportation 4 years ago  
you are the official selfie queen of rrrather 4 years ago +2
so guy shot or entire race quit being oppressed? hmm.... 4 years ago +3
You'd look better if you quit running and squatted 4 years ago  
epic 4 years ago  
this show blows 4 years ago +4
make that 10 4 years ago  
seems less fatass 4 years ago  
better for intimidating my enemies 4 years ago  
go big or go home 4 years ago  
skanky fat girls with big asses picked A 4 years ago  
I figure there are billions of them so why can't I have 3 or 4 4 years ago +4
dont be gay 4 years ago  
dont be gay 4 years ago  
dont be gay 4 years ago  
B would just be unpleasant 4 years ago  
you're a boy so A would just be weird 4 years ago +6
better friends 4 years ago +1
B- "omg why am I orgasming" A- "this girl again" 4 years ago  
big toe pain 4 years ago +1
gay question is gay 4 years ago  
Men can be gold diggers? I never knew this was an option for me! Thanks, grim! 4 years ago +1
most people just seemed to think the question was idiotic because the fetus would already be dead in B 4 years ago +1
as long as she's not racist against me, idgaf 4 years ago  
no I'm saying that because A has a manface and obviously fake tits. also idc if she's racist, that's her choice. 4 years ago  
better than being a woman. I like my ability to reason. 4 years ago  
easiest bank robbery ever 4 years ago +4
and giant balls 4 years ago  
real life nude beaches are mostly full of old people 4 years ago  
seems less tranny 4 years ago  
seems less trashy [wow] 4 years ago +2
pretend to give a hobo a $100 bill, then snatch it away and light my cigar with it 4 years ago  
judging by my middle finger, fu\ck you ya queer 4 years ago  
idk, do your girls know you pretend to be female on the internet 4 years ago  
made me lol 4 years ago  
plead teh 5th all the way 4 years ago +1
seems less faggy 4 years ago +1
that was easy 4 years ago  
that was easy, 62% have no taste 4 years ago  
40,000 sh*tty people 4 years ago  
more likely to actually be female 4 years ago +3
A would probably get me laid more but oh well 4 years ago  
I'd hit that 4 years ago  
easier to dominate, somehow it seems less gay if you dominate 4 years ago  
anything but B 4 years ago +1
do the human flag thing with him 4 years ago  
B is completely pointless, A is usually sh*tty and feminist but the rare good kind is gold 4 years ago  
seems less steroids 4 years ago +1
oh cruel fate, thy irony is a b*tch 4 years ago  
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