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Joined on November 18th, 2013 (1,892 days ago)

Votes: 174,063

Questions: 277 view

Comments: 18,332

Profile views: 1,627


I am Chupacabra a.k.a. Chupafly! I try to get along with everyone, just here to answer some questions and meet people from all over. In fact, if you don't like me, you probably suck because I'm pretty awesome :)


Chupacabra has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LIII on February 3, 2019? New England Patriots or Los Angeles Rams 3 days ago 86 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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11/18/18 is my 5-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyy! or Chupafly!! 2 months ago 67 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2018 MLB World Series? Boston Red Sox or Los Angeles Dodgers 3 months ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LII on February 4, 2018? Philadelphia Eagles or New England Patriots 1 year ago 68 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/21/2018 Jacksonville Jaguars or New England Patriots 1 year ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/21/2018 Philadelphia Eagles or Minnesota Vikings 1 year ago 39 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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11/18/17 is my 4-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 1 year ago 69 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Why do MOST people who define themselves as "Atheists" do so? They truly have a disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods. or They are posers and think it makes them seem cool 1 year ago 113 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LI on February 5, 2017? New England Patriots or Atlanta Falcons 2 years ago 157,419 votes 1,882 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/22/2017 Green Bay Packers or Atlanta Falcons 2 years ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/22/2017? Pittsburgh Steelers or New England Patriots 2 years ago 73 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka R.I.P. to a Pro Wrestling Legend or I don't care / I'm too edgy to show compassion 2 years ago 89 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What was the #1 song on the day you were born? Click the link and comment your song or I don't like music, plus I'm lazy, stupid, and my butt smells bad 2 years ago 87 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Carrie Fisher and her mother, Debbie Reynolds died within one day of each other WTF or Yeah that's totally normal 2 years ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Help me pick out a good TV for the living room Comment or I don't know sh*t about TV's 2 years ago 99 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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11/18/16 is my 3-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 2 years ago 101 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which is the modern liberal at a peaceful protest? Liberal A or Liberal B 2 years ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a shoot fight? (A real fight) Brock Lesnar or Bobby Lashley 2 years ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2016 MLB World Series? Chicago Cubs or Cleveland Indians 2 years ago 70 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Walking Dead Season 7 starts this Sunday. Comment who you think Negan beat to death in last season's cliffhanger. Male Character or Female Character 2 years ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which meme does a better job explaining why anyone would actually vote for Hillary? Because the other candidate said mean things or Because she's a woman (we think) 2 years ago 87 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Hi everyone. I'm Chupacabra and I'm new here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too or Ayyyyyyyyy! 2 years ago 66 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to Gene Wilder R.I.P. to a Classic Performer or I Don't Care 2 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I caught a Snorlax earlier! Woohoo! or Chupafly! 2 years ago 93 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Today (8/14/16) marks 1,000 days of Chupafly on rrrather! Ayyyyyyy or Chupafly! 2 years ago 83 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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This was my view from a concert I went to Thursday night. Who knows who they are? Yes, that's _______ or I don't know. I only listen to the crappy music of today... 2 years ago 78 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in this battle? Deadpool & Domino or Joker & Harley Quinn 2 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more pathetic? The "Server Too Bust" error is more frequent than ever or Whoever programmed the error message doesn't know how to spell the word, "Busy" 2 years ago 28 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is anyone else getting "Server too bust" instead of "Vote sent" when you pick an option? Yes, why is this site so F*CKING GLITCHY!? or Nope 2 years ago 112 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya... Don't Believe Me Just Watch! or Don't Believe In Sasquatch! 2 years ago 166 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Originals / Classic or New / Possibly Improved 2 years ago 124 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Ghent, Belgium or Kathmandu, Nepal 2 years ago 116 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Budapest, Hungary or Ethiopia 2 years ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Oahu, Hawaii or Osaka, Japan 2 years ago 122 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Alcala del Jucar, Spain or Pyongyang, North Korea 2 years ago 103 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Kalalau Valley, Hawaii or London 2 years ago 113 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Switzerland or Croatia 2 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado or Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada 2 years ago 115 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Tehran, Iran or Yemen 2 years ago 124 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which is the scarier beast? Goofy beast or Ugly beast 2 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Sunrise in Indonesia or Hawaii 2 years ago 122 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Grand Canyon - Arizona or Cottonwood Canyon - Oregon 2 years ago 112 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I took the www.isidewith.com quiz and these are my results. My URL is in my comments for you to comment our comparisons. Candidates or Party 2 years ago 50 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Los Angeles, California or Seattle, Washington 2 years ago 98 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Greenland or Nevada 2 years ago 93 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? The Roman Forum, Italy or England 2 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Manhattan, New York or Chicago, Illinois 2 years ago 65 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Colorado Sunrise or Hamburg, Germany 2 years ago 68 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Porto, Portugal or Bora Bora, French Polynesia 2 years ago 60 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? The Netherlands or New Zealand 2 years ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Glacier National Park, Montana or Taipei, Taiwan 2 years ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Tbilisi, Georgia (the country) or Lake Ontario, Toronto skyline 2 years ago 55 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Yosemite, California or Paris, France 2 years ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Sunrise in Alaska or Istanbul, Turkey 2 years ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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According to the quiz on www.isidewith.com, this is where I fall on the political spectrum. Are you surprised? Yes. I thought you were more ________. or No. That's what I figured you were, Centrist and a little Right Wing 2 years ago 51 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? Liberal Logic 101 or Beware of the Internet Liberal 2 years ago 98 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? Liberal Double Standard or Liberal Priorities 2 years ago 107 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? How Liberals Win Arguments or What Liberals Think Our Forefathers Had In Mind 2 years ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? The Tolerant Liberal or Arguing With Liberals 2 years ago 96 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which celebrity death is more surprising? Chyna (Joan Marie Laurer) December 27, 1969 - April 20, 2016 or Prince (Prince Rogers Nelson) June 7, 1958 - April 21, 2016 2 years ago 119 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Do you like cheese? Hell yeah! Cheese rocks! or Hell no! Cheese sucks ass 2 years ago 126 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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American Idol judge winner is Simon Cowell. What are your thoughts? Of course he won since he's the best judge! or The winner should have been ________! 2 years ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Finals) Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) or Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) 2 years ago 94 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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When you think of Deadshot, which version comes to mind? Arkham Deadshot or Suicide Squad Deadshot 2 years ago 84 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Semi-Finals) Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) or Jennifer Lopez (Seasons 10 - 11, 13 - 15) 2 years ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Semi-Finals) Paula Abdul (Seasons 1 - 8) or Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) 2 years ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Harry Connick, Jr. (Seasons 13 - 15) or Jennifer Lopez (Seasons 10 - 11, 13 - 15) 2 years ago 84 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) or Ellen DeGeneres (Season 9) 2 years ago 121 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Mariah Carey (Season 12) or Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) 2 years ago 78 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Paula Abdul (Seasons 1 - 8) or Keith Urban (Seasons 12 - 15) 2 years ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Harry Connick, Jr. (Seasons 13 - 15) or Nicki Minaj (Season 12) 2 years ago 141 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Steven Tyler (Seasons 10 - 11) or Ellen DeGeneres (Season 9) 2 years ago 96 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Kara DioGuardi (Seasons 8 - 9) or Mariah Carey (Season 12) 2 years ago 86 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Mahna Mahna... Do doo be-do-do or Dafuq? 2 years ago 137 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Regarding your way of thinking/how your brain operates, are you more like Fox Mulder or Dana Scully 2 years ago 103 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl on February 7, 2016? Carolina Panthers or Denver Broncos 3 years ago 41,655 votes 605 comments 6 likes
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Fact or Myth? Users on rrrather love Fact or Myth questions. Fact AF or Myth AF 3 years ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What is the current temperature in your area right now? 0 - 50 egrees (Fahrenheit) or 51 - 100 degrees (Fahrenheit) 3 years ago 200 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/24/2016? Carolina Panthers or Arizona Cardinals 3 years ago 848 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/24/2016? New England Patriots or Denver Broncos 3 years ago 811 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Help me decide what's for dinner tonight. Do you prefer... Buffalo Wild Wings or Texas Roadhouse 3 years ago 234 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do celebrity deaths really come in 3's? Yes they do. There are many examples. or No, it's just coincidence 3 years ago 128 votes 3 comments 4 likes
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Goodbye to Alan Rickman R.I.P. to an amazing actor or I don't care 3 years ago 139 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to David Bowie R.I.P. to a great performer or I don't care 3 years ago 141 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What's your favorite Hot Pocket? Mmmm Hot Pockets! or Ewww Hot Pockets! 3 years ago 127 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What did you think of The Tonight Show singing a cappella to the Force Awakens? That was pretty awesome or I don't like awesome things, so I didn't enjoy it 3 years ago 206 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Gwendoline Christie character do you prefer? Brienne of Tarth or Captain Phasma 3 years ago 227 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Star Wars: Battlefront Amazing game or Total waste of money 3 years ago 99 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my tree? Yes. That's a nice little tree you got there or I love that badass little tree! I want one! 3 years ago 148 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which side of the force should Chupacabra be on? Light side - Jedi or Dark side - Sith 3 years ago 313 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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11/18/15 is my 2-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 3 years ago 92 votes 14 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB World Series? New York Mets or Kansas City Royals 3 years ago 694 votes 20 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB National League Championship Series New York Mets or Chicago Cubs 3 years ago 267 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB American League Championship Series Toronto Blue Jays or Kansas City Royals 3 years ago 230 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather eat Candy Corn or Mellowcreme Pumpkins 3 years ago 178 votes 13 comments 1 like
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Take the quiz below and comment your results (see explanation) Comment or I'm too lazy 3 years ago 134 votes 34 comments 1 like
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People should constantly shove their beliefs and opinions down your throat Agree or Disagree 3 years ago 105 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which fictional chicken restaurant probably had better food? Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack (From "Lost") or Los Pollos Hermanos (From "Breaking Bad") 3 years ago 110 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better "Aunt Viv" from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Janet Hubert Whitten (Seasons 1-3) or Daphne Maxwell Reid (Seasons 4-6) 3 years ago 110 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's mid-August and I took the picture in choice A today in Walgreen's. Is it way too early for this? Yes, it's too early! It's still summer! or No, it's great. I love holidays shoved down my throat months in advance. Bring on Christmas! 3 years ago 180 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who is the more intriguing character? Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader or Tom Riddle / Lord Voldemort 3 years ago 458 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? ING or Barclays 3 years ago 95 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which is worse? An innocent person being found guilty and sent to prison or A guilty person being found innocent and released back into society 3 years ago 171 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who is funnier? Daniel Tosh or Joel McHale 3 years ago 280 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter? Amy Schumer or Grace Helbig 3 years ago 263 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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What's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? Comment your favorite or Girl Scouts are evil 3 years ago 144 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat nothing but kale for the rest of your life or Have unprotected sex with 12 prostitutes in Africa 3 years ago 272 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pee your pants every time you see a baby or Sing the "Family Matters" theme song out loud every time you see a black person 3 years ago 1,754 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Why don't questions say "Vote Sent" or "You have already voted" after you pick an option anymore? It's because... (give explanation) or I don't know. Stuff on this site randomly stops working properly all the time. 3 years ago 123 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick A dirty penny or A dirty mustache 3 years ago 155 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know... Who is giving your comments a thumbs up or Which users are voting for each option 3 years ago 182 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you play Trivia Crack? Yes or No 4 years ago 196 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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It looks like Rudolph won his own tournament by beating 15 other characters, including Santa Claus. How does that make you feel? Hooray Rudolph! or I hate that shiny nosed bastard! This is who should have won... 4 years ago 190 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? FINALS Rudolph or Santa 4 years ago 140 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who wants an official Chupafly holiday ornament? Oooh Me! or Ayyyyyy 4 years ago 102 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Hermey or Santa 4 years ago 98 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Rudolph or Sam the Snowman 4 years ago 89 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? King Moonracer or Hermey 4 years ago 96 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Sam the Snowman or Bumble 4 years ago 151 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Rudolph or Clarice 4 years ago 95 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Yukon Cornelius or Santa 4 years ago 102 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Yukon Cornelius or Spotted Elephant 4 years ago 163 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Bumble or Charlie in the Box 4 years ago 129 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Clarice or Donner 4 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Coach Comet or Sam the Snowman 4 years ago 135 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Santa or Mrs. Claus 4 years ago 134 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? King Moonracer or Dolly 4 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Hermey or Elf Foreman 4 years ago 108 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Fireball or Rudolph 4 years ago 128 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? The Grinch or Oscar the Grouch 4 years ago 161 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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11/18/14 is my 1-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 4 years ago 155 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about retail stores and the media, etc. talking about getting ready for Christmas earlier and earlier each year? I love it! Christmas is the best part of the year and I am ok that it dominates everything earlier and earlier each year! or The Christmas season seems to start earlier each year, which ruins it. We should wait until after Thanksgiving and make Christmas wait it's turn! 4 years ago 251 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Where would you rather eat breakfast? Bob Evans or Cracker Barrel 4 years ago 242 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you think of Governor Chris Christie placing Kaci Hickox in quarantine for three days upon returning from treating Ebola in Sierra Leone despite testing negative for Ebola? I agree with what he did. You can never be too safe when it comes to Ebola. or It was wrong. He violated her rights. 4 years ago 142 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2014 MLB World Series? San Francisco Giants or Kansas City Royals 4 years ago 2,416 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat Jellybeans or Listen to Jazz Music 4 years ago 235 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the MLB National League Championship? San Francisco Giants or St. Louis Cardinals 4 years ago 295 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the MLB American League Championship? Kansas City Royals or Baltimore Orioles 4 years ago 445 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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This was in my mailbox. Is my mail lady trying to tell me something? Hell yeah! She's offering her services! or Nah, she's just giving you coupons for a store that uses cruel false advertising. 4 years ago 174 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Since everyone is doing this question, I'll put a spin on it. Go here to ask me a question www.ask.fm/Chupafly Great idea... Chupafly! or No thanks. I'm too busy fapping to midget porn to ask you anything. 4 years ago 126 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which grapes do you prefer? Red or Purple grapes or White or Green grapes 4 years ago 551 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which game is better? Walking Dead or The Last Of Us 4 years ago 214 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who was your first concert? Comment about your first concert or I've never been to a concert 4 years ago 171 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match at Summerslam? John Cena or Brock Lesnar 4 years ago 1,889 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This chick or Jessica Rabbit 4 years ago 184 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Blonde or Red 4 years ago 181 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Pink clothes or Pink hair 4 years ago 252 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Eye patch or Blondie 4 years ago 171 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This red haired chick or This blue haired chick 4 years ago 164 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Here or There 4 years ago 144 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This one or That one 4 years ago 306 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Spidergirl or Joker 4 years ago 167 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Robin or Supergirl 4 years ago 149 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik or Money Inc. 4 years ago 1,483 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Legion of Doom or Nasty Boys 4 years ago 1,471 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Orient Express or Islanders 4 years ago 1,410 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Bushwhackers or Brain Busters 4 years ago 1,547 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Killer Bees or Young Stallions 4 years ago 1,482 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Fabulous Rougeau Brothers or Dream Team 4 years ago 1,512 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? British Bulldogs or Strike Force 4 years ago 85 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which was the better tag team of the 80's/90's? Hart Foundation or Rockers 4 years ago 75 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80's/90's? Demolition or Powers of Pain 4 years ago 1,695 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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In your head, when adding 9 to a number (for example: 17+9), do you... Add 9 to the number to get 26 or Add 10 to the number, then subtract 1 to get 26 4 years ago 291 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you watch Big Brother? Yes or No 4 years ago 256 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Blow bubbles with Arya Stark, Catelyn Stark, and Sansa Stark or Act silly with Tyrion Lannister, Cersei Lannister, and Jaime Lannister 4 years ago 753 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pose cool with Prince Oberyn and Gregor Clegane or Pose silly with Arya Stark, Sansa Stark, and Bran Stark 4 years ago 794 votes 6 comments 0 likes
75%
25
Would you rather Play pool with Theon Greyjoy, Ramsay Snow, Brienne of Tarth, and Jaime Lannister or Have a beer with Lord Varys, Shae, and Prince Oberyn 4 years ago 787 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is the better TV show based on pirates? "Crossbones" on NBC or "Black Sails" on Starz 4 years ago 153 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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58%
Would you rather join? D-Generation X or New World Order 4 years ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather join The Wyatt Family or John Cena and the Uso's 4 years ago 1,735 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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26
Who would you rather join? The Shield or Evolution 4 years ago 1,776 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Is there a reason chat is broken all the time? Yes, the reason is... or No, the chat function just sucks now. It goes down more than a $5 prostitute 4 years ago 139 votes 7 comments 0 likes
70%
30
This or That Jessie Juicer Ripper Cutter or Slap Happy Maxwell 4 years ago 67 votes 1 comment 0 likes
45%
55%
Which band do you prefer? Fall Out Boy or Panic! At the Disco 4 years ago 315 votes 17 comments 0 likes
54%
46%
Who will win American Idol XIII on 5/21/2014 Caleb Johnson or Jena Irene 4 years ago 80 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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74%
You are in Oz and you have to choose one of the following: Lick the witch's hairy mole or Make out with a munchkin 4 years ago 136 votes 2 comments 0 likes
39
61%
Are you a lemon or a rosebud? Lemon or Rosebud 4 years ago 1,865 votes 16 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Will Brock Lesnar end Undertaker's 21-0 Wrestlemania streak? Yes. Brock Lesnar is too tough to beat. Consider Undertaker 21-1 after Brock beats him. or No. Undertaker will be 22-0 after WrestleMania XXX. Brock will be defeated just like all the others. 4 years ago 2,211 votes 29 comments 0 likes
72%
28
Who will leave Wrestlemania XXX tonight as WWE World Heavyweight Champion? Daniel Bryan or Triple H or Batista or Randy Orton 4 years ago 1,952 votes 14 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Which "Jimmy" do you prefer? Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel 4 years ago 207 votes 6 comments 0 likes
54%
46%
Which Michael Jackson album do you prefer? Thriller (1982) The Thriller album included "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'", "Baby Be Mine", "The Girl is Mine", "Thriller", "Beat It", "Billie Jean", "Human Nature", "P.Y.T.", "The Lady In My Life". or Bad (1987) The Bad album included "Bad", "The Way You Make Me Feel", "Speed Demon", "Liberian Girl", "Just Good Friends", "Another Part of Me", "Man in the Mirror", "I Just Can't Stop Loving You", "Dirty Diana", "Smooth Criminal", "Leave me Alone" 4 years ago 409 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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48%
At the Oscars, Would it be more embarrassing to be known as... Someone who tripped and fell two years in a row or Someone who mispronounced/butchered the name of a person or movie during your segment two years in a row 4 years ago 245 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which alien would you rather have secretly living with you and your family? E.T. or Alf 4 years ago 228 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What is the actual reason Tess Scanlon-Phillips' business, "Gardening by Tess" doubled (maybe tripled).... because she uses Vistaprint or because her Vistaprint commercial is on every five friggin minutes, creating exposure that she didn't have before 4 years ago 107 votes 0 comments 0 likes
35
65%
Who would you want for your baseball team if you could only have one? Ricky Vaughn or Willie Mays Hayes 4 years ago 98 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have protecting you? Riggs and Murtaugh or Vincent and Jules 4 years ago 170 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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53%
Would you rather be a... Brony or Jabroni 4 years ago 186 votes 2 comments 0 likes
75%
25
Who is going to win NFL Super Bowl XLVIII on 2/2/2014? Seattle Seahawks or Denver Broncos 4 years ago 1,310 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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53%
Which classic 80's movie do you prefer? Princess Bride or Neverending Story 4 years ago 156 votes 7 comments 0 likes
46%
54%
Who's the best Superman? Christopher Reeve or Henry Cavill 4 years ago 209 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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54%
Which Stewart's flavor do you prefer? Key Lime or Orange 'n Cream 4 years ago 142 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which word is more annoying and overused? SWAG or YOLO 5 years ago 184 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who has a better chance of finally getting Bugs Bunny one day? Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam 5 years ago 182 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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44%
You have a decent amount of snow in your driveway, but you know you can still back over it without damage to your car, do you.... Just back out over it or Shovel anyway 5 years ago 156 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who was talking about you? CRABTREE! or No one... I live under a rock and have no clue what you're talking about 5 years ago 153 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV show 1997-2003) or Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Movie 1992) 5 years ago 134 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who did you prefer on the TV show, "The Sopranos"? Silvio or Paulie 5 years ago 79 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather smell like for the rest of your life? Like you've been sprayed by a powerful skunk or Like very strong cat piss 5 years ago 147 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which of Kermit the Frog's jobs did you prefer? Reporter for "Sesame Street News" or Host of "The Muppet Show" 5 years ago 138 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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You want a cookie? 14 hours ago  
I consider it one, but it’s debatable 18 hours ago  
Mid-Atlantic 18 hours ago  
Saw B on Christmas and it was disappointing 18 hours ago  
The libtarded media already convinced people it was a good movie so why not... smh 18 hours ago +1
See? Different choice than above. Just careless programming 3 days ago +1
Went? 3 days ago  
?? 4 days ago  
Well fück a duck 4 days ago  
It lets me vote on things I’ve voted for already. Sometimes I pick a different option and comment again just to see it 4 days ago +1
I love that votes don’t save on this site anymore. Nothing like screwing up metrics on your own site by allowing multiple votes on the same question. Good job Alex. 4 days ago +1
Big T! 4 days ago  
OMG that girl is in serious need of a Twinkie 4 days ago +1
damn right 4 days ago  
I have common sense 4 days ago  
Hell yes. He turns water to Ice fo’ sho’ 4 days ago +1
Liberal ideology: Never let actual facts get in the way of a good story 4 days ago  
Bewbs 4 days ago  
I think about ice cubes whenever I open my freezer 4 days ago  
From these pics, A is prettier but I’d need to see them naked to be sure 4 days ago +2
Better boobs 1 week ago  
Both great 1 week ago +2
Duh 1 week ago  
Not even close 1 week ago +1
Easy 1 week ago  
Your mom licked my nutz boi! 1 week ago  
You popped out of Mommy’s vag? 1 week ago  
Some people don’t want fame, just wealth... retard. Also, there are plenty of “famous” people who aren’t rich... retard 1 week ago  
Iconic 1 week ago  
It’s going to struggle without Rick but I have hope 1 week ago +1
But their mouth is full of blood that just pours out when they open their mouth. so they can’t get the words out. 1 week ago  
Yes, it happens from time to time. The next one is September 2019. Believe. 1 week ago +1
Google makes Chrome. The retardness is strong with this one... 1 week ago  
Not an abomination 1 week ago +2
Actually the original kid who started all the lies came out after Michael died and admitted his father made him say lie. Michael never did shït 1 week ago  
And surprise... questions still stick around when they aren’t new anymore. You dumb Texas hick 1 week ago  
Like a normal ass person... 2 weeks ago +1
We will need this soon 2 weeks ago  
Fûck yes 2 weeks ago  
Slytherclaw 4-life beeeeeeeotch 2 weeks ago  
Lol yes 2 weeks ago  
Or maybe I’ll just pick both since Alex can’t seem to make votes save... 2 weeks ago  
Lol yea 2 weeks ago  
Pretty sure Jenis rhymes with Penis 2 weeks ago  
You could figure out a way to make plenty of money with A, plus... it’s a fûcking time machine. Did no one here see Back to the Future 2? Damn just use the time machine to go a month into the future, find out who won the super bowl, come back and bet a shît ton of money on it. Use your heads, people. 2 weeks ago +1
Bangfest 2019! 2 weeks ago  
Great song. Have people who picked B ever heard A? 2 weeks ago  
I don’t want fame now, just money. The idiots of the world can love me when I’m gone 2 weeks ago  
Duh 2 weeks ago  
I’ve only met a couple of British girls and both wanted my dïck so.... wooohooooo! 2 weeks ago +1
I’ve been to both and B is nothing special after you’ve seen the pier and had a nice dinner. 2 weeks ago  
I am very hot blooded. B is practically kryptonite 2 weeks ago  
Less libtarded idiots 2 weeks ago +2
Look how cool I am! I can mix up pictures and questions! I’m the awesomest everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! 2 weeks ago  
Both at the same time. This isn’t a very good one 2 weeks ago  
I’d nickname her legs “Christmas” and “New Year’s” and get plenty to eat between the holidays 2 weeks ago  
If there’s no chance to outrun it, hop on the roof and do a striptease 2 weeks ago  
I was the best student in the world 2 weeks ago  
I prefer a real pûssy to a drawn one 2 weeks ago  
Because B is in black and white... this isn’t Pleasantville! 2 weeks ago  
Easily. B seems like she’d smell 2 weeks ago  
Both hot, B has a nicer rack 2 weeks ago  
If I wanted to hang out with a bunch of smelly Pakistanis, I’d choose A though 2 weeks ago  
Libtarded fûck nugget 2 weeks ago  
They usually buy lunch... 2 weeks ago  
I’d be so angry! OMG who will make square hamburgers if that happens?! 2 weeks ago +1
Omg I’d be soooooo fûcking pissed.... who’s Erza? 2 weeks ago +1
Krinkle Dick 2 weeks ago  
If he doesn’t, he should 2 weeks ago  
I still want to experience it myself 2 weeks ago  
Close one but gotta follow my roots 2 weeks ago  
Only because I’ve been to A a lot and never B 2 weeks ago  
I agree 2 weeks ago +1
Superkick party! 3 weeks ago +1
Learn your history, boy! 3 weeks ago  
Make him bale my fückin cotton 3 weeks ago  
Classic 4 weeks ago  
Better hair 4 weeks ago  
Chupafly! 4 weeks ago  
Bewbs 4 weeks ago +1
Playing possum, good strategy given the circumstances 4 weeks ago  
The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun! Woooooo! 1 month ago  
Chupafly! 1 month ago +1
Find it with locator 1 month ago  
Water polo 1 month ago  
Not an abomination 1 month ago +2
Outstanding song 1 month ago  
My aśshole neighbor 1 month ago  
A is a specialist who is likely successful and wealthy. B likes trivia... I am sure there are some that feel you “Learn more” with B, but alas they’re idiots. 1 month ago  
Population control 1 month ago +1
People who used to do this when they were 9 are likely mentally challenged 1 month ago  
Funny ass movie 1 month ago +1
Chupafly! Hey that’s me! I’m not immature enough to hate people. I just feel sorry for idiots like three down lol 1 month ago  
Obviously 1 month ago +1
Wow you’re a fûcking genius 1 month ago  
To quiero Taco Bell? 1 month ago  
Never... I prefer Porch Monkey anyway 1 month ago +1
Bîtch better eat some chicken wings or something 1 month ago  
Good for you. Now you can travel back to whatever year you were born and abort yourself... 1 month ago  
I don’t even have to comment. Your comment describes you perfectly... dumb as hell 1 month ago  
A is incredibly boring. The dishes don’t even do anything entertaining like sing or dance... 1 month ago +1
Ayyyyyyy 1 month ago  
Thank your mum for the BJ for me 1 month ago  
Tell your mum thanks for the BJ 1 month ago  
35 1 month ago  
Just keep doing A until they die 1 month ago  
4-life... bîtch https://goo.gl/images/uAsZZv 1 month ago  
This is why I should’ve avoided this site today. Have some respect, fûcking disrespectful, degenerate lib-tards. If Obama dropped dead tomorrow, I’d still show him respect. That’s the difference. 1 month ago +4
They’re sold out. What’s the kid gonna do, sit on some random ass lap? Get online at 10am when tickets go on sale like my real fans, bîtch! 1 month ago +2
Actually he just turned to dust... err cocaine 1 month ago +1
I wonder how many kiddies fell for your click bait 1 month ago  
A will lay the Smackdown on your candy ass! 1 month ago  
Both great but A had more natural talent 1 month ago  
Hooray the cheesehead knows the year. That makes you the smartest idiot in Wisconsin! 1 month ago  
Yeah he’s a typical California jackass 1 month ago  
Thanks man 1 month ago +1
I’ve had B and it’s not worth losing your sanity 2 months ago  
Already have a talking sloth 2 months ago  
Coming from someone who’s only one year behind me... thanks? 2 months ago +1
Neither because you’re... 2 months ago  
Chose the one involving boobs 2 months ago  
Obviously. Who the hell considers someone a veteran based on quality? No one with common sense. So if an athlete ended up becoming the MVP of the Super Bowl during his rookie year, he’s a veteran? Lmao at 37%... definition of a veteran “a person who has had long experience in a particular field“... idiots 2 months ago +3
Lmao 2 months ago +1
Straddle a powersaw 2 months ago +1
More satisfying 2 months ago +1
So does literally everything about Iowa 2 months ago  
Accompanied by a superkick party!!! 2 months ago  
B probably gives great head 2 months ago  
Fûck those bìtches 2 months ago +1
I don’t know what this stuff is really, but c’mon... look at A. That’s a face you can trust! 2 months ago +2
lol both sound like fun 2 months ago +2
Gently. Thank you meow 2 months ago +2
Good for you. I’m so glad you finally learned to read, but do you not realize it’s still 2018? 2 months ago  
I only pick B because I am not sure 2 months ago  
Neither are important enough to care, but at least B would increase our dwindling user population. 2 months ago  
One day isn’t going to fûck your diet. Enjoy and appreciate your friend’s hospitality, you fücktard 2 months ago  
Titty smother 2 months ago +1
Tough one since I am a hybrid of these two 2 months ago  
Hey Hilary... come get this dïck 2 months ago +1
NJPW 2 months ago +1
Love both 2 months ago  
My asśhole neighbor uses those and they shine through my fûcking window at night. I hope he gets murdered. 2 months ago  
Cyanide 2 months ago +1
ET phone home 2 months ago  
Peanut 2 months ago  
Tropical 2 months ago  
Payday, Reese’s, Snickers 2 months ago  
Sacrifice the new woman 2 months ago  
No doubt, especially now that the chains will likely be taken off the doors. 2 months ago  
Lol love that 2 months ago  
Probably am anyway lol 2 months ago  
Well since you mentioned it... option C for sure 2 months ago +1
B is too bitter 2 months ago  
Superkick Party! 2 months ago  
That’s too friggin early 2 months ago  
Nobody likes you 2 months ago  
You weren’t around 4 years ago so you wouldn’t understand... it was a thing 2 months ago  
uck you 2 months ago  
Heee heeeeeeeeee j’mone! 2 months ago +1
Saw A, clicked B 2 months ago  
I keep it refrigerated but I guess I actually prefer it room temp when I think about it 2 months ago  
Less douchey and sad 2 months ago +1
It’s more important to learn about the past than to plant the seeds of unemployment lol 2 months ago +1
I understand Pottermania but take that away and what do you have with A? 2 months ago  
Wow two very extreme options.... 2 months ago +2
Better for you, high in antioxidants 3 months ago +1
You had me at socially conservative 3 months ago  
10:57pm EST 3 months ago  
A = pulling the broomstick out of his ass, B = Preparing to hear libtarded crybabies for at least 4 years and lmao at people like this: https://goo.gl/images/Y7SvYh 3 months ago +1
Yeah and it’s annoying AF 3 months ago  
Me obviously 3 months ago +2
You don’t care, yet you felt the need to comment... 3 months ago  
Like if this douche is pathetically desperate for likes 3 months ago  
Yeah we know what year this is, the question is obviously a bit old, and no one sucks balls like your mom... so good. 3 months ago  
Well maybe for some p*ssy 3 months ago +2
You want a cookie, bítch? 3 months ago  
Your mom and she doesn’t even realize what year it is because I banged the sh*t out of her 3 months ago  
A will start looking old and wrinkled much faster and not as gracefully 3 months ago  
And then eat some waffles 3 months ago  
There’s nothing wrong with keeping your race strong. People who do otherwise all hate their parents and their family 3 months ago +2
At least we could do some fishing 3 months ago +1
Does your mom still give good head in the future? 3 months ago  
Bewbs 3 months ago  
Since I’m an intelligent person who knows that someone’s personal life doesn’t always affect how someone does their job and also because I don’t let liberal media tell me what to think like a mindless idiot, I say he’s fine and we should let him do his job. 3 months ago +3
Yes you are a 2018 idiot, that’s for sure 3 months ago  
**thumbs up** 3 months ago  
That massive forehead can knock me in the lower stomach while she’s working my dong lmao 3 months ago  
Lol yeah but she’s hot when she’s normal 3 months ago  
They’re the same person lol 3 months ago  
Ahhhhh! Fûck that lol 3 months ago  
Lol easily 3 months ago  
Easily 3 months ago +1
A black dude 3 months ago  
People in general have made life worse 3 months ago  
You smell like curry and farts 3 months ago  
You smell like curry and farts 3 months ago  
You smell like farts 3 months ago  
Technically yes, but I doubt it made her day bright 3 months ago  
Awwwww 3 months ago  
To be player 2 duh 3 months ago  
We are the ones who make a brighter day, so let’s start giving... 3 months ago +1
Lmao 3 months ago  
*laughs at your haggis as I eat it, digest instantly, and knock you unconscious with the nastiest haggis fart ever experienced* 3 months ago  
That easy? Lol I didn’t even say how long it lasted or any of the circumstances and you know it was easy to give up and not true love? Interesting. 3 months ago  
No I don’t! I’m invincible!!!!! 3 months ago +1
I’d show up and ambush them. All the drug money is mine! 3 months ago +2
I’ve been in this situation and it’s hell trying to make a relationship work when their possessive family ruins everything. Looking back in hindsight, I’m so glad I moved on. 3 months ago +2
They were a mess but don’t go against the crown, bítches! 3 months ago +1
I happen to be both wooohoooo! 3 months ago  
I didn’t know you were Swiss :) 3 months ago  
Kill those commie fûcks 3 months ago +1
And become Lightning Man! 3 months ago +1
A got boring after a while 3 months ago  
Lol the past is real... this question was made before this game happened. You stupid fûck bag 3 months ago  
That’s amazing since it’s not October yet you dumb fûck 3 months ago  
I’ve gotten this far without an anal probe. I’d like to keep my streak alive 3 months ago  
Your wrong what? Wrong decision? Wrong pair of pants? 3 months ago  
B looks better but I would watch A if she got topless ( * Y * ) 3 months ago  
Not birds, Roger... stars! 3 months ago +1
Telltale will continue to tell tales 3 months ago  
Sex would be horrible with A 3 months ago  
Totally worth it. You’d live forever so you’d eventually save and invest... like a vampire 3 months ago  
Fred! 3 months ago  
Under my blankets 4 months ago  
Amazing how the media has brainwashed people lol 4 months ago +2
Freedom of speech. 4 months ago +2
Of course 4 months ago +1
Garfield will never die. Lasagna is the secret to immortality 4 months ago +2
All da bitties 4 months ago +1
Cool I’ll give it a try 4 months ago +1
True dat 4 months ago +1
I need to see dem bewbs 4 months ago  
I understood it. Was just making sure I wasn’t missing something haha 4 months ago  
I only want to see glossy ones if I’m the one who made them glossy... 4 months ago +2
One that is old but doesn’t get spoken much anymore 4 months ago  
Ok then... 4 months ago  
More room, only one roommate, and BJ’s.... duh 4 months ago +1
Lottery, flights, concerts, sporting events, etc. would be much more valuable than a smart phone 4 months ago +2
Although bending Padme over in the sand was worth it 4 months ago  
Don’t let the Wolverines hear you say that 4 months ago  
Your mom’s tits are uneven lol 4 months ago  
Bewbs 4 months ago  
It can lead to arrest 4 months ago  
Yeah you know the year. Good for you. I still fûcked your mom 4 months ago  
You are one dumb mother fûcker. 4 months ago  
That chick sure loves the D 4 months ago +2
It bothers me when authority figures like supervisors send emails with horrible grammar. It’s very demeaning when your boss doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re”. It’s pathetic and says a lot about our education system. 5 months ago +1
https://youtu.be/ABwV7H4UpZc 5 months ago  
Oh wow. A is red, B is blue. I get it. 5 months ago  
Neither defeats the purpose too. The whole point is having to choose one and being forced to make that tough decision. 5 months ago  
People who pick A should leave and never come back. It totally defeats the purpose of the game. 5 months ago  
Mizuno 5 months ago  
Cleaner and won’t steal your bike 5 months ago  
Know your role and shut your mouth! (raises eyebrow) 5 months ago  
White and attractive lol 5 months ago  
And literate... 5 months ago +3
Hotter 5 months ago  
Hotter 5 months ago +1
Much hotter 5 months ago  
Nuka cola... mmmmmm 5 months ago +1
That body 5 months ago  
But I get road head. That’s the deal... 5 months ago  
Emmett Kelly 5 months ago  
Lol nice 5 months ago +1
Charcoal tabs 5 months ago  
Those who are brilliant know the difference between “your” and “you’re”... 5 months ago +4
Yes I am from the past and I just shot a load of jizz in your mother before traveling to the present. Now go to bed... son. 5 months ago  
Archives are real you fûcking idiot 5 months ago  
Bewbs and BJ’s my friend :) 5 months ago +1
More control 5 months ago  
Chupafly and Chuck Norris could too 5 months ago  
I am here and that’s all that matters... Chupafly! 5 months ago +2
The Crock 5 months ago  
Because bewbs 5 months ago  
Fûck rules 5 months ago  
I love both of those 5 months ago  
A foot growing out of their forehead 5 months ago  
Bewbs 5 months ago  
A stiff dïck? 5 months ago  
Because bewbs 5 months ago  
Yes 5 months ago  
Bang her 5 months ago  
Easy 5 months ago  
Holy crap that’s a big ant 5 months ago  
I don’t know about the bra but I love what’s under it 5 months ago  
That’s how many times I shot your mom in the eye with my jizzzzzz 5 months ago  
And trust me no one gives a crap that you’re non-American 5 months ago  
Like social media stars... 6 months ago +2
Safety > Dying because your stupid ass thought diving off a cliff was a good idea 6 months ago  
Would be easier to let kinda get lost in the background than someone choking on a fork 6 months ago  
That’s a weird picture. I don’t see anyone on the top left, though I feel someone should be there... strange. Do doo do doooooo... 6 months ago +1
They’d get in the way 6 months ago  
Honestly I think they’re all hiding out in one of the inactive volcanoes, like just chilling in there and playing cards while they wait to re-emerge and take over the planet.... they have taken Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Tupac in as part of their species and made them leaders in the eventual takeover of our race... bwahhh hahahahahaha! 6 months ago  
Yeah pretty sure that describes “gay” pretty accurately lol 6 months ago +1
I need those 2 full days off to unwind. 6 days would suck even if they were shorter days 6 months ago  
No doubt 6 months ago  
Grow up to be something important and make something of yourself rather then in jail for something stupid like trying to fûck a police car while you’re drunk 6 months ago +1
Better get to it before you’re old and miss out on the hotties 6 months ago  
I would make my enemies cry like little bítches constantly 6 months ago  
I have a large penis 6 months ago  
Maybe the female ones will also give me a pity fûck 6 months ago +3
In my experience, anything starting with “Del” is bland and boring as hell. **shifts eyes over to his state** 6 months ago  
Raise my heat tolerance 6 months ago  
I’ll take one for the team if it means I am the supreme ruler of all afterwards. Then I can have sex with as many hot women as I want 6 months ago  
Only when it came time get a promotions so I can flash my tits around 6 months ago  
And you felt the need to comment just to tell us that... wow it must suck to have your life 6 months ago  
Pretty sure this is the game where the Falcons had the game won by a mile and then majorly choked, like your mom on my dìck 6 months ago  
Fûck a duck 6 months ago  
Remove your dîck. No woman will ever touch it anyway. 6 months ago  
Cheese curls! 6 months ago  
I don’t care about the horrible acting. B is good for hot women though 6 months ago  
Kill them both and hide the bodies... except her tits. Those are going on my wall. 6 months ago  
Although A requires thought, which means oof will probably be more relatable for people 6 months ago  
I wouldn’t doubt it as long as libtards continue to rule the media, but damn I hope not 6 months ago  
Actually yes, but since the ghetto keeps popping out welfare kids, it’s a much needed form of population control... because god forbid they actually wear a condom 6 months ago  
Questions still exist years after they’re made lol ... you stupid fûck. Thank your mother for the pussy last night for me, bïtch 6 months ago  
Lol nudie judy’s 6 months ago  
Duh 6 months ago +1
Oh, wah-ah-ah-ah! 6 months ago +1
Was hoping for England though 6 months ago +1
Move to Utah and have them both 6 months ago +1
2018 is how many times your mother sucked me dry 6 months ago  
Duh 6 months ago  
Fûck her friends in the meantime, she’ll come around 6 months ago  
Employers are douchebags nowadays. People lose their jobs for no good reason all the time, many times politics and other bullshït. I’d give him a chance. If he fûcks up, he’s gone. 6 months ago  
Bewbs 6 months ago +1
No but she’s gonna fûck me now... oh yes 6 months ago +1
Luckily that wasn’t the question. Boooyah! Lol 6 months ago  
B looks like he tries to play it off like he’s tough but would run like a bîtch if A got mad 6 months ago +2
Duh 6 months ago  
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man. Sing us a song tonight. Well, we're all in the mood for a melody. And you've got us feelin' alright... 6 months ago  
Yes 6 months ago  
It would be harder to get back to normal after A 6 months ago +1
A would hurt more. Sometimes B makes sense based on the character. 6 months ago +2
And if she’s hot, bring her with me :) 6 months ago  
The villain has all the best lines and I get to travel the world 6 months ago  
Your color recognition and reading skills are impressive for an idiot 6 months ago  
LOL I banged your mom 6 months ago  
So the older brother can help me bury anyone who fûcks with her... nah I won’t be an overprotective dad at all... 6 months ago +2
Only a small few. People suck in general 6 months ago +3
It’s usually because the other person is delusional and you can only fight that for so long 6 months ago  
That’s how many times I’ve cum in your mother 6 months ago  
And the question was made before the game happened, idiot 6 months ago  
Yeah PM me your code 7 months ago  
So you’re stupid and unoriginal? Good job dummy 7 months ago  
And so it the rest of Planet Earth you stupid bïtch 7 months ago  
Dude questions don’t disappear just because they’re old. You didn’t think for even a second that the question was made before the game back in 2017? You dumb FÛCK. 7 months ago  
I may or may not have violated your mother’s anus last night 7 months ago  
Unless B is the animated classic 7 months ago  
I’d find it refreshing that they don’t feel the need to post pictures of their meals and check in everytime they take a shìt... 7 months ago +2
My cats. Here on Earth Mr. Alien sir... we are ruled by pussy. 7 months ago +1
Yes 7 months ago  
He could have an eightsome... 7 months ago  
If this was the case, my dad would get blown constantly 7 months ago  
What was be doing with his money that it’s now hanging out of his ass? Dare I ask? 7 months ago +1
Hungry Hungry Hippos eat marbles, not cheese. This guy is delusional. 7 months ago +1
You don’t know what month it is unless you look it up? You’re one dumb mother fûcker 7 months ago  
Holy Guacamole 7 months ago  
If they’re hardcore method actors, then yes. If they are intelligent enough to separate their real life from the role, then no. 7 months ago +1
Better environment, plus the worst house in a nice neighborhood is usually still tons better than the best house in a ghetto. 7 months ago  
I’ll still end up banging her 7 months ago  
I don’t want B to fart fire on me 7 months ago +1
Good for you, stupid. 7 months ago  
Just you? The rest of us aren’t in June also? You’re a fûcking idiot. 7 months ago  
I love the water but B is one of the dirtiest things you can do 7 months ago +1
No take backsies 7 months ago  
Duh 7 months ago +1
You could probably say it a lot if you went non-stop, but people might start to think you’ve lost your mind if you just stand around saying that over and over again. 7 months ago  
So he slithered in poo? He is bragging about this? 7 months ago +4
Here I sit all broken hearted, I came to shīt... but only farted... 7 months ago +1
Does he have multiple personality disorder? 7 months ago +3
Congratulations. That yahoo mail account was a bit outdated. I’m happy to see you’ve joined us in 2018. 7 months ago  
I do not think a hip that gets shot will be hopping anytime soon. Hip-drop maybe. 7 months ago  
You should never overstuff a carry-on item. If it doesn’t fit in the overhead compartments or under the seat in front of you, the airline may make you check it. You have been warned. 7 months ago  
J.K. Rowling does not have a dïck. These bïtches you speak of are incredibly confused in their logic. 7 months ago  
There are plenty of chickens to go around in this country. Just be mindful of harmful steroids and hormones that some are injected with. 7 months ago  
Don’t worry little fella... just hold your mommy’s hand and wait for the crossing guard to wave you across. I promise it’s only scary the first time. 7 months ago  
That’s just silly sir. There are plenty of microwaves and conventional ovens available locally for all your potato-heating needs. 7 months ago  
Sounds like a quality sandwich. Add some provolone and I’m in! 7 months ago  
You absolutely need to see a doctor. 7 months ago  
You are a very accomplished dog walker. Remind me to get your card. My neighbors have plenty of female dogs for you to walk on the weekend as long as it doesn’t affect you continuing to do busy work at Burger King. 7 months ago  
Yeah... once it’s dead, you can’t kill it again. That would mean it came back to life... holy shít! You’ve discovered immortality! 7 months ago +1
I’m happy to hear you keep busy at your place of employment. Please teach your co-workers to do the same. 7 months ago  
He just needs disinfectant and bleach. He’s be ok. 7 months ago  
Most celebrity nip slips and crotch shots are taken by paparazzi hidden on the beach... joke’s on you mister 7 months ago  
There are no hoes in the Ozone layer. They wouldn’t survive... so you have 0 hoes sir. 7 months ago +1
Lyrics brought to you by ghetto Captain Obvious. If I walk... I be walkin...if I sit... I be sittin. 7 months ago +2
Yeah Uno is played with cards, not actual people. That would be incredibly awkward 7 months ago  
This guy is obviously not a scientist 7 months ago  
At least he’s being honest about his love for other men’s testicles 7 months ago  
I’m not a blind libtard who ignores facts so this is obvious 7 months ago  
He just needs to buy toilet paper. No one is impressed that you wipe your butt with Mr. Clinton and Mr. Cosby. 7 months ago  
That truck would be incredibly difficult to corner 7 months ago  
Just sounds like he’s fûcking a bunch of gay dudes 7 months ago +1
Yes 7 months ago  
I love Fallout but I don’t play online 7 months ago  
Just gives me more incentive to get the clothes off of her 7 months ago  
Here I go again on my own 7 months ago  
Telescope would mean the image is brought closer like with a telescope or binoculars. A makes no sense. 7 months ago  
I hope it’s worth the wait. Pissed the new Fallout is all online 7 months ago +1
I’d make sure I burned that forest down. And if the bears somehow survive, shoot them directly with a rocket launcher 7 months ago  
F that. See ya 7 months ago  
She will become queen of the BJ’s in her 20’s 7 months ago  
Be in better shape 7 months ago  
Virginia 7 months ago  
Like if you’re a fûcking idiot who doesn’t realize this is an old question like this douche... and it’s “you’re” not “your”... don’t ever reproduce 7 months ago  
Aaaahooooooo Werewolves of London 7 months ago  
Boooyah 7 months ago  
Bam 7 months ago  
Bewbs 7 months ago  
“I want her” is a good one 7 months ago  
https://youtu.be/7YJc80Xgubk You’ll probably recognize this one 7 months ago  
That’s baggage and trouble just waiting for you 7 months ago  
Population control 7 months ago  
Values still existed 7 months ago +1
I’m more into brunettes 7 months ago +1
Oh yes 7 months ago +3
Considering everything went to sh*t after 2000 7 months ago  
Fans are why you’re successful 7 months ago +2
You picked the wrong home, bîtch 7 months ago +2
Especially if I get one of those garlic cups 7 months ago  
People have always sucked in general 7 months ago +1
I like how both options include “back” lol 7 months ago +2
If it’s a hot girl 7 months ago  
Because I don’t know how to banana 7 months ago +1
Bewbs 7 months ago  
Easily 7 months ago  
And then get a chant started.. “You fücked up! You fücked up! You fücked up!...” 7 months ago +1
Hell yeah 7 months ago  
Friggin Zoltar... 7 months ago  
A is fine. I’ve always been kind of a vampire when I’m inside 7 months ago  
A bunch 7 months ago  
You’re also in a town of people who think they can be cowboys in the fücking snow so what the fück? 7 months ago  
Gemini 8 months ago  
I know what you’re referencing and I Fear I would probably kill her 8 months ago +1
I have a nice meaty cure for that 8 months ago  
I’d be a horny lesbian 8 months ago  
Lol 8 months ago +1
Every 6 months 8 months ago  
I’ve only met one Iris that I can remember and she was black so there ya go 8 months ago +1
I hear “Yammy” and have no clue how people hear “Laurel” lol 8 months ago +1
You forgot? Holy shït dude. People in Alabama don’t usually forget, they just don’t learn to begin with. You must be one of the smart ones. 8 months ago  
No fùcking clue what you just said... oh you’re in Georgia. It’s ok, just get back in bed with your sister. It will all be over soon. 8 months ago  
Dafuq? 8 months ago  
Are you confused as to what year it is or just too stupid to realize that some questions are made in the past? 8 months ago  
I’d let them think I don’t know so I can put it where I want them to think I am 8 months ago +1
These results make me scared for the future 8 months ago +5
One of the best 8 months ago  
No matter how much libtarded media tries to fight it, boys and girls aren’t created the same, on the outside or the inside. 8 months ago +3
Good for you stupid 8 months ago  
I’m from your mother’s fantasy and I just covered her face in love cream 8 months ago  
Definitely steak fries 8 months ago  
I have both 8 months ago  
People obviously don’t get the concept of rather 8 months ago +2
Love the golden penis in the middle of the castle 8 months ago +1
Exactly 8 months ago  
lol that will now be in my head all day 8 months ago +2
It would be awesome to learn Ching Ching Chong 8 months ago  
Hot women ones 8 months ago  
As long as I can give her my special milk 8 months ago +1
Study math, science, or engineering. A is fine as a hobby but that’s it 8 months ago  
B was good because it was good, not because the libtarded media told you it was 8 months ago +1
I’ll be A and then go bang the girl in B after the dude is gone lol 8 months ago  
Easy lays 8 months ago  
Damn right 8 months ago +1
I would just believe the opposite of what this libtarded website pushes 8 months ago  
Bewbs 8 months ago  
We have a cousin who is a vice admiral. This would be the smart choice. 8 months ago  
If getting raped is your planned result, then yes you’re a hooker... and a scam artist 8 months ago  
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