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Joined on November 18th, 2013 (2,069 days ago)

Votes: 179,476

Questions: 279 view

Comments: 19,095

Profile views: 1,676


I am Chupacabra a.k.a. Chupafly! I try to get along with everyone, just here to answer some questions and meet people from all over. In fact, if you don't like me, you probably suck because I'm pretty awesome :)


Chupacabra has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Human Civilization Will Likely Collapse By 2050 due to Climate Change Absolutely. We are fùcked. or Nope. This new research is a steaming pile of bullshìt 1 month ago 63 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Today (5/11/19) marks 2,000 days of Chupafly on rrrather! Ayyyyyyy or Chupafly! 2 months ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LIII on February 3, 2019? New England Patriots or Los Angeles Rams 5 months ago 114 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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11/18/18 is my 5-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyy! or Chupafly!! 8 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2018 MLB World Series? Boston Red Sox or Los Angeles Dodgers 8 months ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LII on February 4, 2018? Philadelphia Eagles or New England Patriots 1 year ago 69 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/21/2018 Jacksonville Jaguars or New England Patriots 1 year ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/21/2018 Philadelphia Eagles or Minnesota Vikings 1 year ago 39 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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11/18/17 is my 4-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 1 year ago 69 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Why do MOST people who define themselves as "Atheists" do so? They truly have a disbelief or lack of belief in the existence of God or gods. or They are posers and think it makes them seem cool 2 years ago 113 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl LI on February 5, 2017? New England Patriots or Atlanta Falcons 2 years ago 158,717 votes 1,927 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/22/2017 Green Bay Packers or Atlanta Falcons 2 years ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/22/2017? Pittsburgh Steelers or New England Patriots 2 years ago 73 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka R.I.P. to a Pro Wrestling Legend or I don't care / I'm too edgy to show compassion 2 years ago 89 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What was the #1 song on the day you were born? Click the link and comment your song or I don't like music, plus I'm lazy, stupid, and my butt smells bad 2 years ago 87 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Carrie Fisher and her mother, Debbie Reynolds died within one day of each other WTF or Yeah that's totally normal 2 years ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Help me pick out a good TV for the living room Comment or I don't know sh*t about TV's 2 years ago 99 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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11/18/16 is my 3-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 2 years ago 101 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which is the modern liberal at a peaceful protest? Liberal A or Liberal B 2 years ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a shoot fight? (A real fight) Brock Lesnar or Bobby Lashley 2 years ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2016 MLB World Series? Chicago Cubs or Cleveland Indians 2 years ago 70 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Walking Dead Season 7 starts this Sunday. Comment who you think Negan beat to death in last season's cliffhanger. Male Character or Female Character 2 years ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which meme does a better job explaining why anyone would actually vote for Hillary? Because the other candidate said mean things or Because she's a woman (we think) 2 years ago 87 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Hi everyone. I'm Chupacabra and I'm new here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too or Ayyyyyyyyy! 2 years ago 66 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to Gene Wilder R.I.P. to a Classic Performer or I Don't Care 2 years ago 100 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I caught a Snorlax earlier! Woohoo! or Chupafly! 2 years ago 93 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Today (8/14/16) marks 1,000 days of Chupafly on rrrather! Ayyyyyyy or Chupafly! 2 years ago 83 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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This was my view from a concert I went to Thursday night. Who knows who they are? Yes, that's _______ or I don't know. I only listen to the crappy music of today... 2 years ago 78 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in this battle? Deadpool & Domino or Joker & Harley Quinn 2 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more pathetic? The "Server Too Bust" error is more frequent than ever or Whoever programmed the error message doesn't know how to spell the word, "Busy" 3 years ago 28 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is anyone else getting "Server too bust" instead of "Vote sent" when you pick an option? Yes, why is this site so F*CKING GLITCHY!? or Nope 3 years ago 112 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Cause Uptown Funk gon' give it to ya... Don't Believe Me Just Watch! or Don't Believe In Sasquatch! 3 years ago 166 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Originals / Classic or New / Possibly Improved 3 years ago 126 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Ghent, Belgium or Kathmandu, Nepal 3 years ago 117 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Budapest, Hungary or Ethiopia 3 years ago 113 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Oahu, Hawaii or Osaka, Japan 3 years ago 123 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Alcala del Jucar, Spain or Pyongyang, North Korea 3 years ago 105 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Kalalau Valley, Hawaii or London 3 years ago 115 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Switzerland or Croatia 3 years ago 128 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado or Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada 3 years ago 116 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Tehran, Iran or Yemen 3 years ago 124 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which is the scarier beast? Goofy beast or Ugly beast 3 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Sunrise in Indonesia or Hawaii 3 years ago 122 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Grand Canyon - Arizona or Cottonwood Canyon - Oregon 3 years ago 113 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I took the www.isidewith.com quiz and these are my results. My URL is in my comments for you to comment our comparisons. Candidates or Party 3 years ago 50 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Los Angeles, California or Seattle, Washington 3 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Greenland or Nevada 3 years ago 93 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? The Roman Forum, Italy or England 3 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Manhattan, New York or Chicago, Illinois 3 years ago 65 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Colorado Sunrise or Hamburg, Germany 3 years ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Porto, Portugal or Bora Bora, French Polynesia 3 years ago 60 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? The Netherlands or New Zealand 3 years ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Glacier National Park, Montana or Taipei, Taiwan 3 years ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Tbilisi, Georgia (the country) or Lake Ontario, Toronto skyline 3 years ago 55 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Yosemite, California or Paris, France 3 years ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which image do you prefer? Sunrise in Alaska or Istanbul, Turkey 3 years ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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According to the quiz on www.isidewith.com, this is where I fall on the political spectrum. Are you surprised? Yes. I thought you were more ________. or No. That's what I figured you were, Centrist and a little Right Wing 3 years ago 51 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? Liberal Logic 101 or Beware of the Internet Liberal 3 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? Liberal Double Standard or Liberal Priorities 3 years ago 108 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? How Liberals Win Arguments or What Liberals Think Our Forefathers Had In Mind 3 years ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which meme is more accurate? The Tolerant Liberal or Arguing With Liberals 3 years ago 97 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which celebrity death is more surprising? Chyna (Joan Marie Laurer) December 27, 1969 - April 20, 2016 or Prince (Prince Rogers Nelson) June 7, 1958 - April 21, 2016 3 years ago 119 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Do you like cheese? Hell yeah! Cheese rocks! or Hell no! Cheese sucks ass 3 years ago 126 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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American Idol judge winner is Simon Cowell. What are your thoughts? Of course he won since he's the best judge! or The winner should have been ________! 3 years ago 59 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Finals) Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) or Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) 3 years ago 95 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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When you think of Deadshot, which version comes to mind? Arkham Deadshot or Suicide Squad Deadshot 3 years ago 85 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Semi-Finals) Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) or Jennifer Lopez (Seasons 10 - 11, 13 - 15) 3 years ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Semi-Finals) Paula Abdul (Seasons 1 - 8) or Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) 3 years ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Harry Connick, Jr. (Seasons 13 - 15) or Jennifer Lopez (Seasons 10 - 11, 13 - 15) 3 years ago 87 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Simon Cowell (Seasons 1 - 9) or Ellen DeGeneres (Season 9) 3 years ago 122 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Mariah Carey (Season 12) or Randy Jackson (Seasons 1 - 12) 3 years ago 81 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 2) Paula Abdul (Seasons 1 - 8) or Keith Urban (Seasons 12 - 15) 3 years ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Harry Connick, Jr. (Seasons 13 - 15) or Nicki Minaj (Season 12) 3 years ago 147 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Steven Tyler (Seasons 10 - 11) or Ellen DeGeneres (Season 9) 3 years ago 97 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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American Idol Judge Tournament: Who was the better American Idol judge? (Round 1) Kara DioGuardi (Seasons 8 - 9) or Mariah Carey (Season 12) 3 years ago 89 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Mahna Mahna... Do doo be-do-do or Dafuq? 3 years ago 139 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Regarding your way of thinking/how your brain operates, are you more like Fox Mulder or Dana Scully 3 years ago 104 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFL Super Bowl on February 7, 2016? Carolina Panthers or Denver Broncos 3 years ago 41,698 votes 607 comments 6 likes
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Fact or Myth? Users on rrrather love Fact or Myth questions. Fact AF or Myth AF 3 years ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What is the current temperature in your area right now? 0 - 50 egrees (Fahrenheit) or 51 - 100 degrees (Fahrenheit) 3 years ago 208 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the NFC Championship on 1/24/2016? Carolina Panthers or Arizona Cardinals 3 years ago 889 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the AFC Championship on 1/24/2016? New England Patriots or Denver Broncos 3 years ago 847 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Help me decide what's for dinner tonight. Do you prefer... Buffalo Wild Wings or Texas Roadhouse 3 years ago 245 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do celebrity deaths really come in 3's? Yes they do. There are many examples. or No, it's just coincidence 3 years ago 128 votes 3 comments 4 likes
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Goodbye to Alan Rickman R.I.P. to an amazing actor or I don't care 3 years ago 142 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Goodbye to David Bowie R.I.P. to a great performer or I don't care 3 years ago 143 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What's your favorite Hot Pocket? Mmmm Hot Pockets! or Ewww Hot Pockets! 3 years ago 129 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What did you think of The Tonight Show singing a cappella to the Force Awakens? That was pretty awesome or I don't like awesome things, so I didn't enjoy it 3 years ago 207 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Gwendoline Christie character do you prefer? Brienne of Tarth or Captain Phasma 3 years ago 228 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Star Wars: Battlefront Amazing game or Total waste of money 3 years ago 100 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my tree? Yes. That's a nice little tree you got there or I love that badass little tree! I want one! 3 years ago 148 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which side of the force should Chupacabra be on? Light side - Jedi or Dark side - Sith 3 years ago 313 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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11/18/15 is my 2-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 3 years ago 92 votes 14 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB World Series? New York Mets or Kansas City Royals 3 years ago 746 votes 21 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB National League Championship Series New York Mets or Chicago Cubs 3 years ago 296 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Who will win the 2015 MLB American League Championship Series Toronto Blue Jays or Kansas City Royals 3 years ago 259 votes 6 comments 1 like
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Would you rather eat Candy Corn or Mellowcreme Pumpkins 3 years ago 180 votes 13 comments 1 like
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Take the quiz below and comment your results (see explanation) Comment or I'm too lazy 3 years ago 134 votes 34 comments 1 like
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People should constantly shove their beliefs and opinions down your throat Agree or Disagree 3 years ago 108 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which fictional chicken restaurant probably had better food? Mr. Cluck's Chicken Shack (From "Lost") or Los Pollos Hermanos (From "Breaking Bad") 3 years ago 111 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better "Aunt Viv" from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air? Janet Hubert Whitten (Seasons 1-3) or Daphne Maxwell Reid (Seasons 4-6) 3 years ago 113 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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It's mid-August and I took the picture in choice A today in Walgreen's. Is it way too early for this? Yes, it's too early! It's still summer! or No, it's great. I love holidays shoved down my throat months in advance. Bring on Christmas! 3 years ago 181 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who is the more intriguing character? Anakin Skywalker / Darth Vader or Tom Riddle / Lord Voldemort 3 years ago 463 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? ING or Barclays 4 years ago 95 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which is worse? An innocent person being found guilty and sent to prison or A guilty person being found innocent and released back into society 4 years ago 181 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who is funnier? Daniel Tosh or Joel McHale 4 years ago 303 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter? Amy Schumer or Grace Helbig 4 years ago 263 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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What's your favorite Girl Scout cookie? Comment your favorite or Girl Scouts are evil 4 years ago 145 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat nothing but kale for the rest of your life or Have unprotected sex with 12 prostitutes in Africa 4 years ago 279 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pee your pants every time you see a baby or Sing the "Family Matters" theme song out loud every time you see a black person 4 years ago 2,156 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Why don't questions say "Vote Sent" or "You have already voted" after you pick an option anymore? It's because... (give explanation) or I don't know. Stuff on this site randomly stops working properly all the time. 4 years ago 123 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick A dirty penny or A dirty mustache 4 years ago 156 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know... Who is giving your comments a thumbs up or Which users are voting for each option 4 years ago 195 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you play Trivia Crack? Yes or No 4 years ago 196 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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It looks like Rudolph won his own tournament by beating 15 other characters, including Santa Claus. How does that make you feel? Hooray Rudolph! or I hate that shiny nosed bastard! This is who should have won... 4 years ago 191 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? FINALS Rudolph or Santa 4 years ago 140 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who wants an official Chupafly holiday ornament? Oooh Me! or Ayyyyyy 4 years ago 102 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Hermey or Santa 4 years ago 98 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Rudolph or Sam the Snowman 4 years ago 89 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? King Moonracer or Hermey 4 years ago 97 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Sam the Snowman or Bumble 4 years ago 151 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Rudolph or Clarice 4 years ago 96 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Yukon Cornelius or Santa 4 years ago 102 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Yukon Cornelius or Spotted Elephant 4 years ago 163 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Bumble or Charlie in the Box 4 years ago 129 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Clarice or Donner 4 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Coach Comet or Sam the Snowman 4 years ago 137 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Santa or Mrs. Claus 4 years ago 135 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? King Moonracer or Dolly 4 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Hermey or Elf Foreman 4 years ago 110 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which Rudolph character do you prefer? Fireball or Rudolph 4 years ago 129 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? The Grinch or Oscar the Grouch 4 years ago 163 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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11/18/14 is my 1-year anniversary on rrrather Ayyyy!! or Chupafly!! 4 years ago 157 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel about retail stores and the media, etc. talking about getting ready for Christmas earlier and earlier each year? I love it! Christmas is the best part of the year and I am ok that it dominates everything earlier and earlier each year! or The Christmas season seems to start earlier each year, which ruins it. We should wait until after Thanksgiving and make Christmas wait it's turn! 4 years ago 253 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Where would you rather eat breakfast? Bob Evans or Cracker Barrel 4 years ago 254 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you think of Governor Chris Christie placing Kaci Hickox in quarantine for three days upon returning from treating Ebola in Sierra Leone despite testing negative for Ebola? I agree with what he did. You can never be too safe when it comes to Ebola. or It was wrong. He violated her rights. 4 years ago 142 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the 2014 MLB World Series? San Francisco Giants or Kansas City Royals 4 years ago 2,448 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat Jellybeans or Listen to Jazz Music 4 years ago 237 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the MLB National League Championship? San Francisco Giants or St. Louis Cardinals 4 years ago 329 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the MLB American League Championship? Kansas City Royals or Baltimore Orioles 4 years ago 478 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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This was in my mailbox. Is my mail lady trying to tell me something? Hell yeah! She's offering her services! or Nah, she's just giving you coupons for a store that uses cruel false advertising. 4 years ago 174 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Since everyone is doing this question, I'll put a spin on it. Go here to ask me a question www.ask.fm/Chupafly Great idea... Chupafly! or No thanks. I'm too busy fapping to midget porn to ask you anything. 4 years ago 126 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which grapes do you prefer? Red or Purple grapes or White or Green grapes 4 years ago 575 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which game is better? Walking Dead or The Last Of Us 4 years ago 214 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who was your first concert? Comment about your first concert or I've never been to a concert 4 years ago 173 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Who will win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship match at Summerslam? John Cena or Brock Lesnar 4 years ago 2,063 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This chick or Jessica Rabbit 4 years ago 185 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Blonde or Red 4 years ago 181 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Pink clothes or Pink hair 4 years ago 252 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Eye patch or Blondie 4 years ago 171 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This red haired chick or This blue haired chick 4 years ago 165 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Here or There 4 years ago 144 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? This one or That one 4 years ago 306 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Spidergirl or Joker 4 years ago 167 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Cosplayer would you rather play with? Robin or Supergirl 4 years ago 149 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Nikolai Volkoff and Iron Sheik or Money Inc. 4 years ago 1,644 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Legion of Doom or Nasty Boys 4 years ago 1,640 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Orient Express or Islanders 4 years ago 1,576 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Bushwhackers or Brain Busters 4 years ago 1,724 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Killer Bees or Young Stallions 4 years ago 1,662 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? Fabulous Rougeau Brothers or Dream Team 4 years ago 1,688 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80s/90s? British Bulldogs or Strike Force 4 years ago 86 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which was the better tag team of the 80's/90's? Hart Foundation or Rockers 4 years ago 75 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who was the better tag team of the 80's/90's? Demolition or Powers of Pain 4 years ago 1,886 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Successful in taking some idiots out of the gene pool maybe 1 day ago  
I am disgusted. Just another case of libtarded Hollywood. God forbid a character retains its original artistic integrity from when the character was created instead of making sure we have “inclusion”. Just write another story and make the main character a black woman. Is that so fùcking hard? You know damn well if they decided to remake Shaft or something and cast a white dude, libs would lose their shít. Just write another story/movie with an original black main character. It’s just lazy to keep changing the race and gender of iconic characters instead of creating new characters. 1 day ago  
That would be some funny shít... might not buy that food though. 1 day ago  
I like Cheetos more but damn I wanna dive in those Doritos 1 day ago +1
Degenerate 1 day ago  
I can lose weight. With A... am I going to have someone stretch me out? 1 day ago  
Rich and white with a hot wife. 1 day ago  
DSL’s 1 day ago  
DSL’s 1 day ago  
Libtard girls are good to bang and move on. 1 day ago  
Kill their family 1 day ago  
Prettier fish 5 days ago  
Shocking! 5 days ago  
Unless my computer is shít and needs A to function. 5 days ago  
For when the sun burns out 5 days ago  
I’d play “Test out heterosexuality with Chupacabra Bay Bay” 5 days ago  
Dafuq dude... wow 5 days ago  
Suck dem títties! 5 days ago  
Whole*... jackáss 5 days ago  
ChicoRicoTheSmurf 5 days ago  
Damn where’s she been? I’d give her a pickle tickle for sure :-P 5 days ago  
Considering it’s possible to answer A and then come back later and answer B because your choices don’t save and he hasn’t done shít to fix it, I’m not even sure if he’s alive. 5 days ago  
Bewbs 5 days ago  
I wouldn’t give the fùcking snake the satisfaction 5 days ago +1
You don’t know George Carlin or Richard Pryor? Damn. 5 days ago +1
Might be some decent looking women who need to be put back on all fours... 1 week ago +1
Oh hell yeah! 1 week ago  
Fair enough. Ayyyyyyy! 1 week ago  
Ayyyyyyy Chupafly! 1 week ago  
Hell yeah. What are ya drinking? 1 week ago  
Chupafly!! 1 week ago +1
Ayyyyy! 1 week ago +1
They are excellent! 1 week ago +2
I wish I had a ranch. That would be awesome. 1 week ago  
Dem títties 1 week ago  
Did you have a stroke while writing this? 1 week ago  
Dafuq? 1 week ago  
Some kid in elementary school supposedly did during kickball, but he may have been faking. 1 week ago  
Cats will fùck you up. I’m glad they love me. 1 week ago  
Depends who the group is 1 week ago  
I’m a real mother chucker 1 week ago  
Ok you got me. I’m outed! Chupafly! 1 week ago  
Quicker 1 week ago  
Strawberries kick fûcking ass! 1 week ago +1
Local boy > someone who looks like my friend, Jason’s mom. 1 week ago +1
A looks like he’s giving the trekkie symbol. I’m a Star Wars guy 1 week ago  
Italian 1 week ago  
Anyone but A. She’s absolutely horrendous. 1 week ago  
He’ll die sooner 1 week ago +1
Arkham and Assassin’s Creed 1 week ago  
https://youtu.be/GLQ2TIul8pI 1 week ago  
Is that a drug? Is it similar to ibuprofen? 1 week ago +4
Well... that and guests who don’t take the next step and become members :( 1 week ago +6
Chupafly! 1 week ago +1
Agreed. It’s done all the time instead of creating new stories with black main characters. Quite frankly, the blacks should be insulted too. Why take sloppy seconds by playing originally white characters? No one seems to understand original concepts are just that... original. Make your own original shít and cast whoever you want instead of taking the lazy way just because you can. 2 weeks ago +2
A friend of mine from school ended up dying from an overdose. 2 weeks ago +1
I’m a pretty good singer 2 weeks ago  
Damn these are some big, juicy melons! 2 weeks ago  
Thinking ahead... 2 weeks ago +1
I’m definitely up there 2 weeks ago  
I was busy taking a shít and from what I heard about the debates, it was a better use of my time. 2 weeks ago  
Say no to drugs, kids. 2 weeks ago  
Just another case of libtarded Hollywood. God forbid a character retains its original artistic integrity from when the story was written instead of making sure we have “inclusion”. Just write another story and make the main character a black girl. Is that so fùcking hard? You know damn well if they decided to remake Shaft or something and cast a white dude, libs would lose their shít. Just write another story/movie with an original black main character. 2 weeks ago +3
Is this site partially blind? She’s hot. 2 weeks ago  
Prettier 2 weeks ago  
Less disease 2 weeks ago  
Thank you! 2 weeks ago  
Was a little over a month ago 2 weeks ago  
No 2 weeks ago  
JC was such a badass 2 weeks ago  
Years ago, I had a really bad reaction to a stupid person before we realized I was allergic. Now we just hire a sniper to sit on the roof and shoot them on sight... for health reasons. 2 weeks ago  
I’ll just invent them myself and make billions! Woohooo! 2 weeks ago  
Robert E. Mother Fùcking Lee! 2 weeks ago +1
You’re welcome :) 2 weeks ago +1
And then steal theirs 2 weeks ago  
I get along better with Pisces 2 weeks ago  
Definitely B but then A because they’re not expecting it 2 weeks ago +1
I’m a Gemini so I guess I have to pick B 2 weeks ago  
Navy FTW 2 weeks ago  
If we’re talking about both in their prime, definitely B. 2 weeks ago  
Learn to fight and use the force... and apparently steroids like Yoda did. 2 weeks ago  
Of course 2 weeks ago  
Yo mama’s pùssy 2 weeks ago  
Plus he’s jacked and has a hot wife 3 weeks ago  
Lmao 3 weeks ago  
Daaaaayum 3 weeks ago  
We already have enough of B 3 weeks ago +1
Amazing body 3 weeks ago  
And they’re probably still bigger than B’s 3 weeks ago  
Inhabit Uranus 3 weeks ago +3
I’m a pretty good singer. Drums are friggin exhausting lol 3 weeks ago  
I am definitely a boob guy so it’s hard to pass up A, but B is so pretty. 3 weeks ago  
A would be awesome... and on a side note... damn those are some nice títtíes. 3 weeks ago +1
It’s a figure of speech. Forget it. Today’s education system strikes again... 3 weeks ago  
It sure as fûck doesn’t accomplish A. I know more people with decent jobs who never went to college and more college grads working well below what they should. College has become a money pit with nothing to show for it. 3 weeks ago  
So are people who don’t know how to use apostrophes 3 weeks ago +2
No dumbass. An exclamation point... as in something you do at the end to drive your point home.... like laying your nuts on someone’s face. 3 weeks ago  
Dat ass though 3 weeks ago  
It sure as fûck doesn’t accomplish A 3 weeks ago +2
My mom’s hairdresser was killed by her son. Very sad. 3 weeks ago  
Ooooooooooh yeah doin the thing! Dig it! 3 weeks ago  
Both horrible but at least A might have some hot women I could bend over the foot of my bed. 3 weeks ago  
Oooooh Yeah! Randy the Macho Walrus Savage doin the thing! Dig it! Oooooooh yeah! 3 weeks ago  
As long as my boss is a hot girl with a nice rack 3 weeks ago  
She’d use those big títties 3 weeks ago +1
Bewbs 3 weeks ago  
Unfortunately 3 weeks ago  
Lmao that’s one hell of an exclamation point 3 weeks ago  
Yoda on steroids 4 weeks ago +1
B for a bulletin board. A for a hardcore match! 4 weeks ago  
B is so uncivilized 4 weeks ago +2
Definitely Donald Duck. He’s one angry dude sometimes 4 weeks ago +1
A is something femi-nazi bull dykes say 4 weeks ago  
Snoopy! 1 month ago  
Grape Crush is better than Fanta 1 month ago  
I could put my groceries in there 1 month ago +2
AOE all day baby 1 month ago  
I love the water 1 month ago  
Lmao meow 1 month ago  
Lmmfao How is B not crushing this? 1 month ago +2
I enjoy flying into bush... 1 month ago  
Batman: The animated series can’t be beat 1 month ago  
Arkham games are great 1 month ago  
Her body makes my dìck hard. Scha....wing! 1 month ago  
I am Italian so maybe I’m biased, but I think 1 and 2 are both classics. 1 month ago  
Dafuq? 1 month ago  
Less libtards and nice old folk 1 month ago +1
Always dem bewbs 1 month ago +1
May as well go out with a smile since I’ll do everything I can to bury my face in her tìts as she’s finishing me off. 1 month ago +1
A likely tastes better but B would be better long term 1 month ago +1
B would be incredibly stupid. The smoke from the fire could still kill you or the ceiling may cave in if it’s really bad, etc. Get the fùck out of the building, dumbass. 1 month ago +3
Smaller and easier to care for 1 month ago  
That would require actually getting more users and... yeah good luck 1 month ago  
You roped me in with those bewbs 1 month ago  
You spelled “awesome cinematic classic” wrong 1 month ago +2
Classic AF > Queer cowboys 1 month ago +1
Really depends what your main purpose is. Is it for your basic laptop use or is it primarily for gaming? 1 month ago  
Bewbs 1 month ago  
I do B if I’m taking a picture or sometimes if I’m laying down 1 month ago  
He’d pull down his pants and shoot it out of his burnt up dìck! 1 month ago  
You can come in and chill, but the riffraff stays outside lol 1 month ago  
If mixed correctly, B can be awesome, but unfortunately it can also suck if it’s not. 1 month ago  
I was referring to your shot of whiskey and shot of vodka over the remains of a Long Island iced tea... could’ve used some mix or cola. 1 month ago +1
Yes but would have been noicer with a bit of sweet & sour mix or cola for flavor :) 1 month ago  
They look high as fùck 1 month ago  
A rainbow of fruit flavors > Rap 1 month ago +1
How well did the kingdom hear the franchise? Was it loud? That’s the power of the keyblade! 1 month ago +1
Yes! Lol 1 month ago  
More likely 1 month ago  
More likely 1 month ago +1
Lmao I was thinking that and then read your comment haha 1 month ago +1
Picked for Gene Wilder 1 month ago  
Force choke, force lightning, lightsaber choppy choppy your head off. Done. Doomguy be like... Ahhhhhhh! 1 month ago +5
At J.K. Rowling’s house. Master bedroom, bottom drawer in the bedside table under the vaseline. 1 month ago +3
Are you referring to the New Coke in like 1985 that everyone hated before they went back to Coke Classic? 1 month ago  
Yes, RC is my favorite too 1 month ago  
Haha woohoo 1 month ago  
Is that Viskey or Wodka? 1 month ago  
Is that the consequence of stepping on a clock barefoot? 1 month ago  
I bet some crazy Puerto Rican Jew who is also Armenian and Brazilian on their mother’s side wrote this... 1 month ago +1
But if someone else bought those same goods with new money, they’d make the same profit plus still have their original $100. It’s a loss either way because the thief not only stole money, but made it so another consumer who isn’t going to recycle their own money back to them can’t buy those goods. It’s a $100 loss any way you slice it 1 month ago  
Then I guess I’ll just get even more from someone who is a collector of discontinued currency. 1 month ago  
So you run this business and know exactly how much things were marked up? It’s still a loss either way because someone else could have bought the goods with new money. It’s still a loss. 1 month ago  
A is good as long as it’s used in proper proportions. 1 month ago  
Actually, I checked the conversion and $1,000,000 Zimbabwe dollars currently equals $2,763.19 U.S. so misclick. I’ll just change my answer when this crappy site resets like it always does 1 month ago +2
Lmao 1 month ago +1
The $100 that was stolen was a loss. They got $70 of back, but in exchange for goods, so they really weren’t getting it back... it was a regular transaction. If the thief just gave $70 of it back without getting anything in return, that would be different and the answer would be $30, but that’s not what happened here. You can either consider this a $100 loss or a $30 loss in addition to $70 in goods. 1 month ago  
Make my slaves steal food. They’re likely good at it. 1 month ago +1
Except Andre is dead so it would have to be a living one 1 month ago +3
But they got it back for goods worth $70. So whether you look at it as losing $100 or losing $70 worth of goods and $30, it’s still a $100 loss. 1 month ago  
No it doesn’t because the “profit” was with their own money. They still made money for the goods that were sold, but the original loss is still $100. I don’t think this question is meant to be as complicated as to include potential profit margin. 1 month ago  
That’s still what was lost. The transaction was not a loss. It was normal business. 1 month ago  
Damn where you been? lol 1 month ago  
$100. The transaction was normal business. 1 month ago  
No one calls someone weird as a compliment 1 month ago  
Really getting tired of remakes 1 month ago +1
DSL’s 1 month ago  
The current one is 1 month ago  
I would superkick them 1 month ago  
Big Ronnie 1 month ago  
Also read in high school 1 month ago  
Read it in high school 1 month ago  
Slightly more badass 1 month ago  
I’m pretty good at eating pùssy I hear 1 month ago +1
Here ya go Mr. Enemy... take this nice cookie I made. Doesn’t it smell amazing? **Mr. Enemy goes to smell it** ..... KABOOM! 1 month ago  
Agreed. 1 month ago +1
Eeesh 1 month ago  
I assume. I don’t remember why or how it ended up in there. 1 month ago  
More fun to play 1 month ago  
My penis was in a green colander... I don’t remember much but that freaked me the fùck out lol 1 month ago  
Sexy 1 month ago +2
Much easier to stay quiet than be able to get anywhere blindfolded. 1 month ago  
What did you eat? I’ve only had food poisoning once and it was from Taco Bell. 1 month ago  
100% 1 month ago  
Employers want Individuals who make good decisions and are problem solvers, etc. Someone who made the decision to tattoo their face shows they are the opposite. 1 month ago +2
Population control and rid the world of all my enemies! Bwahahahahaha! 1 month ago  
Um... yeah but first, my díck 1 month ago  
As long as I don’t have to drink it out of a sock 1 month ago  
He made the green one himself to officially become a Jedi knight. It means more. 1 month ago  
Better boobs and they give the best head 1 month ago +1
Bewbs 1 month ago  
Now she has more time to gobble my còck 1 month ago  
Makes a FFM much more fun and interesting 1 month ago  
Bewbs 1 month ago +2
With B, you don’t retain your memories, so what’s the point? 1 month ago +2
I will not harm a feline. They are going to rule the world one day and I want to be in their good graces... that’s what my cats told me anyway. 1 month ago  
I’d throw it in her... 1 month ago  
Either way, based on that decimal, it’s only a dollar since some tard doesn’t understand basic math. 1 month ago  
I don’t understand people who do A. Just wash your fùcking hands! Lol 1 month ago +5
Free health care and plenty of maple syrup and poutine 1 month ago +3
Autobots... roll out! 1 month ago  
Bewbs 1 month ago +1
I watch your mom and my home porno tapes every night 1 month ago  
Wait... you guys don’t already have talking animals? 1 month ago  
Hey oh, Oh ay 1 month ago  
Yeah I guess it’s just a restriction when using a mobile phone, which is what I was doing... “We’ve recently raised the threshold for YouTube Live with a mobile device. To be able to live stream on mobile, your channel will need to have at least 1,000 subscribers. Note that this eligibility threshold does not apply to other live streaming tools. Creators who have less than 1,000 subscribers will still be able to live stream through desktop and webcam.” 1 month ago  
I used to LOVE my N64. It was much better than PS1. I was addicted to Rogue Squadron. That was such a great game. 1 month ago  
YouTube is turning into a bítch. I had a live stream going from an old cel phone I had facing my front yard so I could make sure my asshole neighbor wasn’t letting his dogs shît in my yard. Then YouTube made it so you can’t even have a live stream anymore without a shìt ton of subscribers. 1 month ago +1
Friday isn’t as good because I worked earlier and I’m tired. Saturday is perfect because I’m off and I likely slept in so I’m energized and also don’t have to work tomorrow (Sunday) 1 month ago  
He’d be better in some nice melted butter 1 month ago  
I can see it yeah lol 1 month ago +5
Mine was Thursday too. Happy Birthday! 1 month ago  
Never played them 1 month ago  
FÛCK NO LMAO 1 month ago  
Pollution > Crime 1 month ago +2
Why are the logos switched? 1 month ago +1
Icon 1 month ago  
And those itty bitty titties make those women look like a 15 year old boy... not all that attractive to someone to wants a woman 1 month ago  
Both equally. The government is like an asshole older sibling. They’ll tease you, treat you like crap, beat you up, etc. but if someone else tries to do it, they’ll fùck them up. 1 month ago +1
Mow the Dong 1 month ago  
The man 1 month ago +1
The more the merrier. This site needs a lot of help... 1 month ago +3
Unfortunately yes, they took their buildup for the entire series and pulled a bait and switch in the last two episodes. WTF 1 month ago  
Are you really alive if someone rips your head off and feeds it to a bear? Lets find out. 1 month ago  
Um yeah I’ll get right on that 1 month ago  
You must really hate ski ball tickets lol 1 month ago  
I don’t see hi... ohhhh I get it. 1 month ago +2
Agreed with umanc. If you skip questions, you aren’t doing it right. 1 month ago  
B looks like he’s up to no good. 1 month ago +1
Chuck is the man. Lucy is a bítch 1 month ago +1
Yeah that’s why it’s a gamble lol. They say you should never gamble with anything you can’t afford to lose... which is why I never gamble lol. Odds are way too low that you’d walk away with more than you arrived with or break even for that matter. 1 month ago  
My not? 1 month ago  
That’s why it’s called gambling 1 month ago  
Because the o’s are the actual cereal in both words 1 month ago +1
A bottle of aloe hand sanitizer on the table next to me 1 month ago  
Cooked, salted, and dipped in honey... might be good. 1 month ago  
Tig ol Bitties 1 month ago +1
Ooooh yeah 1 month ago +3
Just bang A, no need to marry her 1 month ago +3
Amazing that he still exists 1 month ago +2
Oh yes Mandy 1 month ago +2
Bare bewbs 1 month ago +1
Both awesome 1 month ago +1
Ewwww well in that case, it’s ok to kill your “hole” family 1 month ago  
OMG 110% agree. My àsshole neighbor does that exact shìt 1 month ago +1
Is A like a family that lives in a hole in my backyard? Like rabbits? 1 month ago +1
Does your cave have WiFi? 1 month ago  
True dat big O 1 month ago  
There should not be an expectation of violent crime for entering someone else’s vehicle, whether they’re a “stranger” or not. This society is extremely fûcked. Blame the criminal, not the victim. 1 month ago +3
Both were decent though 1 month ago  
Kill it along with all social media 1 month ago  
I keep my phone battery charged 1 month ago  
No but they had the game won easily and then blew it even harder than your mom does 1 month ago  
Lol phonetically you were spot on 1 month ago +1
Never knew the name for it, but yeah definitely 1 month ago +2
Oh fück! It’s a monkey! 1 month ago  
Their 1 month ago  
DTA and that includes the government 1 month ago  
Save money, get a BJ from some random single mom with three kids while waiting in line. You know those sluts are easy. 1 month ago  
So I can legally kick their nuts up into their throat 1 month ago +1
I don’t care what they look like. I haven’t banged a teacher since the 8th grade. 1 month ago +1
B is a choice. A is not. 1 month ago +1
B is the beginning of the end 1 month ago  
Winterfell 1 month ago  
If you want A, you’ll have to climb the fûckin wall lmao 1 month ago +2
Fûck pancakes. Waffles are superior. 2 months ago +3
Mmmmm jello 2 months ago  
Pretty much everything in B sucks. 2 months ago +1
Classy 2 months ago  
Ken’s Honey Mustard is the shiznit 2 months ago +1
My cats can own me. They think they do anyway. 2 months ago +1
Hogan was ripped, but I feel like more ladies wanted to bang Michael Knight than The Hulkster. 2 months ago +1
Bewbs 2 months ago +1
Amazing 2 months ago  
Bang Sansa Stark 2 months ago  
My neighbor’s dogs will go to Hell with him 2 months ago +2
Wearing an athletic cup is important if you think you’re ascending. The key to successfully wearing an athletic cup is finding one that’s comfortable and fits your weird, tiny junk. Whether you’re wearing the cup underneath a jockstrap or a pair of compression shorts, you should make sure the cup is firmly in place before you attempt to ascend like the delusional whackadoo that you are. Get a cup-style jockstrap that fits snugly. Check the packaging on the jockstrap to make sure it’s suitable for wearing a cup. Most jockstraps come in kid and adult sizes that are based on waist size. Don’t get a jockstrap that’s too large; an oversized jockstrap will prevent the athletic cup from being held firmly in place. ActualFrisk should stop fooling himself and get the kid size. Put on the jockstrap. Slide each leg through one of the elastic leg straps and pull the jockstrap up to your waist. The waistband should rest on your waist and your genitals should be securely tucked into the front pouch on the jockstrap. Actual Frisk’s are the size of jellybeans so they may be hard to locate. Slide the cup into the pouch at the front of the jockstrap. The narrower end of the cup should be facing downward, with the wider end up just below the waistband. Your penis and testicles should be completely inside the athletic cup; if they’re not, the cup may be too small. However it’s more likely that ActualFrisk’s penis is too small and the cup is way too big. Make sure the cup is firmly held in place by the jockstrap. Do some squats, lunges, or other movements to see if the cup is secure. If you feel your penis or testicles shifting around a lot in the cup, or the cup feels too loose, the cup may be too big. Don’t use an athletic cup that doesn’t fit. ActualFrisk’s jelly bean sized testicles may not need much protection. 2 months ago +3
I enjoyed the Robert Langdon series by Dan Brown. 2 months ago  
Just use more of it 2 months ago  
Never watched any of these but I’ve never even heard of B. 2 months ago +1
I loved Michael Keaton’s Batman, but Kilmer and Clooney weren’t all that. Christopher Reeve’s Superman was the GOAT. 2 months ago +1
Most likely a much smaller còck 2 months ago  
Grab-ass > Dementia 2 months ago +1
Not A 2 months ago  
One tried before but I superkicked it into a tree 2 months ago +2
I’m Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you... FÛCKERS! 2 months ago +3
Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my big díck and I’ll jizz on you. BAM! 2 months ago +2
The Rated R Suuuuuuuuuuperstar! 2 months ago +2
Sex nuts and retard strong (Clerks 2) 2 months ago  
He looks like a bìtch 2 months ago  
BEWBS 2 months ago  
So good 2 months ago  
You should have used the last article in B. The full headline actually reads “Columbine students start campaign to add penis sword fighting class to curriculum” 2 months ago  
Object could mean a person too. I would kill for this. 2 months ago +2
Ask if she prefers to be on top or bottom. See I give her a choice... out of respect. (or “respec” in this case) 2 months ago +4
Yeah she did :) 2 months ago +1
https://youtu.be/0ZG11UBoj-o 2 months ago +1
I pick A even though it’s not a full team since you don’t have anyone in the top left 2 months ago +1
I love fishing and giraffes, so this is great! 2 months ago +1
I could do so much with this 2 months ago +2
Woohoo! Bewbs rule 2 months ago  
Ayyyyyyyy! 2 months ago  
Hot ladies. You bang? See bewbs? They play together? Oh my! 2 months ago  
Thank you. Chupafly! 2 months ago +1
YES! 2 months ago +2
Classier 2 months ago  
Ayyyyyyyyyyy! 2 months ago +1
Lol touché... but I wanna whip a bítch! 2 months ago  
Like if you think this douchebag is pathetically starved for attention. Of course it’s 2019 you fûcking idiot. This is an old question. 2 months ago  
Good because I really need some yard work done 2 months ago +3
Smurfette on her knees in front of me 2 months ago +2
So is your mama’s pussy 2 months ago  
Never gonna give! 2 months ago  
Tobeyyyyyyyy! 2 months ago  
Bring Nurse Feelgood with me. 2 months ago  
I love both for different reasons but I prefer winter clothes. 2 months ago  
Easily. What a fûcking badass 2 months ago  
I’ve pounded a girl so hard from behind that she spit up her lunch. Does that count? 2 months ago  
It sucks how teachers can literally make or break a subject in school. I’ve taken different subjects where the 100 level class was hard as hell because the teacher was a douche, but the 200 level class was a breeze because the teacher made it interesting. It’s all about the teacher. 2 months ago +2
The original is a friggin classic. Right up there with Jason and the Argonauts 2 months ago  
I don’t play a lot of games, but I do love Assassin’s Creed. Still waiting for Last of Us 2. They are dragging their friggin feet dude. 2 months ago  
I have pretty eyes and a big díck 2 months ago +4
Not enough ass to mouth in A 2 months ago  
A is too destructive. I don’t see how nothing would be ruined. We’ve done B with aluminum foil and it was hilarious 2 months ago  
Easily because it has pink elephants in it and pink elephants fûcking rule! 2 months ago +1
I overthink B, but I’m really good at explaining so I choose A 2 months ago +1
Those bewbs... good lawd 2 months ago +2
Louie friggin De Palma! 2 months ago  
Lmao fûcking prudes 2 months ago +1
I’ll stop it and they’ll thank me later 2 months ago +2
Ball hair! FFFFF FÛCK A DUCK! Ahhhhhh Shït Stain booga boots! 2 months ago  
I have studied A more 2 months ago  
Titties 2 months ago +2
Funny thing about A. She’s not actually paralyzed. She’s just about to go grocery shopping and to Walmart... cause you know that’s how her kind rolls 2 months ago  
Cool 2 months ago +1
I miss the days when she was unknown lol 2 months ago +1
I’d eat her hamburger 2 months ago +1
Chupafly! 2 months ago +1
Not surprising as much as hilarious that you think any of the nonsense you’ve been vomiting for months is logical. 2 months ago +1
I bet she rides it like a pro 2 months ago +1
He also thinks he’s the “chosen one” so he’s narcissistic on top of delusional and everything else that makes him a whackadoo. 2 months ago +1
Time to get some pussy 2 months ago +2
Haha pathetic 2 months ago  
Be a normal fûcking person now. Good job. What would you like for lunch? 2 months ago +3
Pizza Hut 2 months ago  
Better than Obama 2 months ago +1
Love Fallout. Too bad they screwed the pooch with the newest one by not making it a regular ass game 2 months ago +1
Why are you putting pictures of fries? 2 months ago  
lol best part of that whole movie was the beginning 2 months ago +1
And one comment explains the other... good job. 2 months ago  
Obviously 2 months ago +1
Actually misclick. Three words... What the fûck 2 months ago  
Come back as a toilet seat in a gay bath house 2 months ago  
I love fishing 2 months ago +1
If it’s a relationship, B. If it’s a one night/come bend over the foot of my bed, A.... and “sextual”... really? Lmao 2 months ago  
Bars of soap wrapped in a pillow case... whack! 2 months ago +1
Hell yeah 2 months ago +1
With cheat codes lol 2 months ago +2
It was so good, the Dukes of Hazzard named their car after him. 2 months ago  
Yes 2 months ago  
Win/Win 2 months ago +2
He was an amazing artist. He was never taught the simple life skills to be able to interact like a regular person, nor was he ever given the opportunity to be a regular person, therefore he didn’t act like a regular person. That doesn’t make him a pedo. Until I see smoking gun proof, I refuse to believe it. He is one of my favorites of all time and it would be heartbreaking if they ever actually proved it. 2 months ago +1
Given the types of Americans who breed like bunnies and have way too many children, this would be the death of our government within 15 years. “Power to the people” only works positively when the “people” aren’t fûcking parasites. 2 months ago +3
Had a crush on Daphne when I was little. Never saw Thelma as sexy until someone drew those tig ol bitties on her. 2 months ago +2
I won’t dance, you won’t sing. I just wanna love you, but you wanna wear my ring... 2 months ago +1
People not choosing A need to listen to it. It’s friggin perfect! 2 months ago +1
He’ll get a second term. The Democraps don’t have anyone that stands a chance. 2 months ago +3
East Siiiiide! 2 months ago  
Fantasy Fûck 2 months ago +2
Delaware has enough women who do A already... 2 months ago +1
Because he got hit with a flying penis. Crazy stuff. 2 months ago +1
Having 4 human shields increases my chances 2 months ago +5
Lmao every time you sit down... “NOOOOOOOOO” 2 months ago  
Objects should remain objects. Animals communicating with us would be cool though. 2 months ago +3
I like your style, my brotha 2 months ago +2
He’s got the munchies and he’ll eat your face 2 months ago  
I’ve never played but I have a friend who was into it a long time ago. 2 months ago  
Steal all the hot women’s clothes and replace them with old man clothes so they don’t have a choice haha 2 months ago +2
Hold it with a napkin 2 months ago +1
Lol nice 2 months ago +1
You’re so thoughtful... just like Louie Yo Mama! 2 months ago +1
I like my plates 2 months ago +2
Louie DePalma 2 months ago  
I’ve seen enough movies to know that B means getting ripped apart 2 months ago  
I love to swim and I hate shopping. Easy one. 2 months ago  
He’s just a trouble maker who pathetically strives for attention. He should be taken out of the gene pool with a bullet to the skull. 2 months ago  
And they’d turn me immortal. Win/Win 2 months ago  
He’s a South Pole elf 2 months ago +1
Italian 2 months ago +1
Very possible 2 months ago  
I love bewbs but I like all the stuff you mentioned too for sure 2 months ago  
It’s even funnier when he fixes glitches on the site... or so I’ve heard. I’ve never actually seen it... 2 months ago  
So is your mama’s püssy 2 months ago  
Lmao nice one 2 months ago +1
As long as I can dip them in honey 2 months ago +1
I have been to both, albeit years ago and I really loved Universal 2 months ago  
It’s good to be the king. Actually it appears you’d get your sister pregnant 4 times with A... 2 months ago +1
B couldn’t touch A in her prime 2 months ago  
Bewbs 2 months ago  
dental implants 2 months ago  
I do love good lamb though 2 months ago  
Better BJ’s 2 months ago  
Overpowered feminists are just one of many monstrosities destroying this country. 2 months ago +1
More boob 2 months ago  
On my Johnson 2 months ago  
And technically, Ontario boy, you’re an asshöle. Do you go around pointing out that movies are fake? 2 months ago  
Amateur porn just got even better lol 2 months ago  
Absolutely. It can be used many different ways with many different benefits. Agreed its pretty amazing. 2 months ago  
Booyah lol 2 months ago +1
Gotta protect my super schlong 2 months ago  
Yes I know. It’s Seth MacFarlane :) 2 months ago +1
If I wanted to see one-sided fiction, I’d just watch NBC news 2 months ago +1
Given the type of people who make up the population in 2019, we’d all be dead within 6 months with A. 2 months ago +1
More meaningful. A is usually comprised of 99% bullshít 2 months ago +3
Hell yeah 2 months ago +1
All the people with Disney hate, ok you’re cool. You can go to bed knowing your comments have made you badass, edgy, etc. whatever people need to feel when it’s suddenly cool to hate iconic things such as Disney and Star Wars. But in reality, A is pretty awesome for a family vacation, especially the Disney hotels. But on a personal note... Pussy > Pluto 2 months ago +1
A has some sexy things about her I guess, but I’ve never understood the obsession some have. B is much hotter. 2 months ago +1
They started making good ones (artisan style like the mushroom and Swiss burger), but they’re already getting rid of them :( 2 months ago  
So you have to be homophobic to like B? 2 months ago  
So close though 2 months ago  
And I was born there, which makes it that much better. Wooohooo! 2 months ago +1
Especially since you called her emo lol 2 months ago  
Mainly because cheese still doesn’t grow on trees 2 months ago +2
Tell her the story of The Mountain and The Hound... but if that doesn’t work... Superkick Party!! 2 months ago +1
Be careful and watch your speed. Cops purposely look for your age group out there. What are you driving? 2 months ago  
GOAT 2 months ago  
Damn skippy 2 months ago  
Some really good shît 2 months ago +1
I have had herniated discs. Trust me A is not better. 3 months ago  
Birthstone 3 months ago +1
Chicken parm is so good 3 months ago +1
Lol mine said “This Florida man convinced people he was a rich Saudi prince. He was really a poor kid from the streets.” and also “Milton man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity” 3 months ago +1
Nice guy > Nutjob Scientologist 3 months ago  
Isn’t B included in A? 3 months ago +1
Tatas 3 months ago  
B looks like it may have come from one of those old chicken machines in the grocery store that drop plastic eggs... 3 months ago  
B would intentionally hurt you 3 months ago  
Actually if that were the case, I would’ve said “All libtards are hypocrites, but conservatives aren’t...” 3 months ago +2
Yum... Chupafly! 3 months ago  
Sit-ups would work better :) 3 months ago +1
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