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Joined on April 24th, 2014 (1,854 days ago)

Last login was 34 days ago

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Say you're eating a wall Do you go to the toilet straight afterwards? or Do you eat more? 1 month ago 64 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Number 15 Burger King foot lettuce or The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungas. 4 months ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Was Christmas healthy? Yes papa. or U're mum gae. 4 months ago 86 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If your pet dog or cat asked you "What's the purpose of my existence?" how would you respond? "To serve your master." or [insert another answer] 7 months ago 105 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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You there, we're looking for someone in Whiterun, and will pay good money for information. A woman - a foreigner in these lands, Redguard like us. She's likely not using her true name. We will pay for any information regarding her location. I'll see what I can do. or I don't have time for this. 8 months ago 78 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What motivates you to get up in the morning? I just wake up when my bladder is full, and/or because I need to eat and accumulate enough currency to survive. or I have ambitions and/or responsibilities beyond just those of self-preservation. 8 months ago 105 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you had to choose between being gay or having cancer what would it be? Being gay or Having cancer 8 months ago 110 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Are you tired of being lazy? The new device shoves a screw into your head. Shut up and take my money. or I have no words to be quite very honest and frank with you, my fellow human being, how could you make a sentence with no rational thought, like what is the purpose behind it? 1 year ago 50 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Wafers vs Biscuits Wafers win or Biscuits win 1 year ago 96 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you leave a comment on this question, ilovefreedom will reply to you 100% Oh, say can you see or Are you sure about that? 1 year ago 76 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Feel pain? or Be the pain? 1 year ago 70 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Is it better To become? or To already be? 1 year ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ask a question? or Be the question? 1 year ago 66 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink water? or Be the water? 1 year ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch a movie? or Be the movie? 1 year ago 71 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play a game? or Be the game? 1 year ago 68 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Subscribe to Dolan Dark on Youtube. Right away. or No siree Bob. 1 year ago 54 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather invade as a Mound-Maker or get summoned as a Darkmoon Blade my name jeff or i'm gay 1 year ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Once upon a time there was a brick named Johnny. Johnny had a quarrel with a king sized bed named Timmy, because it was not made of brick, and Johnny found that offensive. One day Johnny decided to take it upon itself to make a whole in the roof named Charles, and jump onto Timmy, breaking it in half. Johnny cracked one of his brick corners in the process, but managed to survive. Do you think that what Johnny did was justified? Yes, I would have done the same. or No, that was quite rude actually. 1 year ago 64 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What if I ask a question on rrrather? Then people may or may not choose an option. or People may or may not leave a comment. 1 year ago 58 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What if you suddenly decided that it would be a great idea to suck a curtain? I'd probably suck the curtain. or I would add some spice to it first and only then suck it. 1 year ago 74 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What if you somehow ended up with one leg in China and another leg in Africa. Then I would make my legs meet again and pit them against each other in a death battle. or I would kick the China out of Africa. 1 year ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What if you knocked yourself unconscious while being unconscious? Then I would drag myself to safety. or I'd knock myself out again just for good measure. 1 year ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? Still single or The end 1 year ago 71 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? fml or wtf 1 year ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? Don't worry, you'll also end up here one day. or Who dares come to challenge me? 1 year ago 67 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? lol or rekt 1 year ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? Where am I? or What flowers did you bring this time, ffs? 1 year ago 62 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? gg or hi 1 year ago 63 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? I'll be back or Do not disturb 1 year ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have written on your gravestone? Game over or Bye 1 year ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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It is a well known fact that the average IQ of a guest is well bellow the average IQ of a rrrather user. I couldn't agree more. or I'm a guest and I find this offensive. 2 years ago 116 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Funniest video ever? Yes. or These candles are lit, fam. 2 years ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be born retarded? or Become retarded? 2 years ago 91 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better song? STFU? or Succ my dicc? 2 years ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Does anyone else shit on their hand and lower it in the toilet so it's quiet? maybe or wtf, man? 2 years ago 96 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Endanger the death of a fat non-African adult that you will always avoid? or Send a non-existent, broken darksaber? 2 years ago 88 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lose False hatred? or $0.000,000,01? 2 years ago 109 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be incapable to... Stay on the ground? or Misinterpret bodies? 2 years ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I fap every day once or twice because it's good. Me too. or When was garlic first invented? 2 years ago 102 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If you were to be a wardrobe, what would be your nickname? One of these or something else? Woody, the Pervert? or The Invisible Rot? 2 years ago 67 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better Christmas song? Suck on my cock. or Frosty the pervert. 2 years ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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That moment when you're outside playing chess with someone and the game suddenly crashes. Relatable. or I hate when that happens. 2 years ago 88 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Hitler did nothing wrong. or These hoes ain't loyal. 2 years ago 157 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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What would you do to get a girl to kiss you? I would lick my snots with relish. or I would suck the chicken's shoelaces. 2 years ago 87 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Tell me what you think about it. I like horses. or I like crocodiles. 2 years ago 156 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What would be more convenient for you? To have osteoporosis? or To have crippling depression? 2 years ago 87 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that Why was it the other way? or There because I don't know. 2 years ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Water milk? or Milk water? 2 years ago 75 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Did you take a dump today? Yes, I did. It felt good. or No. That's disgusting. 2 years ago 114 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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I ask myself what if how... Now that why? or It was that only. 2 years ago 46 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a monkey's uncle? or Be your uncle's monkey? 2 years ago 78 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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That moment when you catch a Pikachu only to find out that your dad is a meth addict. Relatable. or I hate when that happens. 2 years ago 73 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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That moment when you slice a pineapple only to find out that you're the father. Relatable. or I hate when that happens. 2 years ago 71 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Look in the mirror only to find out that you were dropped on your head when you were small? or Open an umbrella only to find out that there is no more milk in the freezer? 2 years ago 36 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Look through a peephole only to find out that your mum is gay? or Open a cardboard box only to find out that the world is ending? 2 years ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Why do sometimes things happen because of you you pig? Because I don't fúcking know, you bítch, I mean shít... or Because perhaps then only afterwards probably is not very good idea, cause yeah... 2 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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I have a pen, I have an apple. Ugh! Apple-Pen! I have a pen, I have pineapple. Ugh! Pineapple-Pen! xD Apple-Pen... lol or Pineapple-Pen... lmao 2 years ago 88 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather join The Twin Tower Masters? or The Faze High Jackers? 2 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the one that starts the fire and escapes? or Be the one that burns to death in the fire? 2 years ago 77 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How much weight can you hold on your penis? 15 centimetres? or 3 hours? 2 years ago 54 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Why do people peopel? Because yes. or I don't fúcking know. 2 years ago 76 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A fúcking cúnt? or A fúcking wanker? 2 years ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What is wrong with this sentence?: "I dream about smelling pigs every day during the night, mate." I don't fúcking know what the fúck is wrong with this fúcking sentence, you fúcking cúnt. Fúck off. or I'll tell you what is wrong with this sentence... (comment) 2 years ago 63 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smoke mustard? or Snort ketchup? 2 years ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Snort flour? or Snort baking soda? 2 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Snort salt? or Snort sugar? 2 years ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do your balls hang low? Can you swing 'em to and fro? Can you tie 'em in knot? or Can you tie 'em in a bow? 2 years ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What if the very essence of ketchup is composed out of tiny microscopic ants that are out to destroy the human nails, because a long time ago a snail decided that it wants to dance Macarena in an elevator with a fat guy that was made out of gasoline. But what exactly is a little vague? Well, if you look closely enough and you inspect all the data we have collected from tombstones and dumpsters, you can clearly see with your nose that penguins have been around for thousands of years and have a secret base at the bottom of the world. The cooling system is more modern than any refrigerator that you can find in a gun store. Perhaps the very beginning of man kind started with a little bit of spice and a jar full of rice and sugar. The best way to prove this is to use a heater to go back in time and retrieve the artefact belonging to the third emperor of cheese land. Maybe one day a dog will come out of nowhere and punch a hole in a tree. When that day comes, everything will return back to the way it used to be back when there were still stones made of air. But why should you still fight after all the time spent on a spaceship made of butter which is going at 60 light speeds an hour, you get dizzy after a while and you don't know which way you are supposed to find mustard and garlic without running into any trouble. The point is, the very beginning of or But actually, if you really think about it, the moment you set foot into the darkness, whether you can find eggplants there or not, it really feels like you're in another dimension made of steel and melons that are radioactive and enjoy praying to the ancestral giraffes that lived long ago and used 2 years ago 72 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A rrrather bee? or A bee that doesn't know how to bee? 2 years ago 88 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get your ass spanked by: Jesus? or Mewtwo? 2 years ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Yell at mice with your shirt off? or Eat a big red candle? 2 years ago 112 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How do you drink the light from a torch? You tickle the cat and you splash it with yogurt or Pour it in a glass and take care not to spill 2 years ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you do in order to hear with your tongue? You scuba dive inside a barn or You smear yourself in mustard and you súck a bee 2 years ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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How do you scare an old woman? Give her a manicure with the axe or Carefully so that it doesn't get scared 2 years ago 70 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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What do you do if you fall in water and you catch on fire? You rub your ass with tadpoles or You extinguish the water and you wash yourself well with the fire 2 years ago 56 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to hell and come back crying? or Go to the toilet and come back with the belly full? 2 years ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If you hear voices inside your head, do you Tell them to shut up or else you call the police? or Drill yourself in the head? 2 years ago 88 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Isn't it not? If you really think about it or If yes, then sure 2 years ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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How do you keep a memory? You make brain jam with plenty of salt so that it does not go stale or You insert your head inside a box of matches and set it on fire 2 years ago 86 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How do you swim after a plane? You pee against the wind? or Carefully so that you don't drown 2 years ago 92 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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How do you paint a hole? With mustard and pickles? or By throwing your great-grandmother from the helicopter? 2 years ago 93 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How do you empty a goat? You take out its eyes and then you shake it? or You tickle it until it poops itself? 2 years ago 84 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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How do you deflate a chicken? Carefully so that it doesn't scream? or By using a welding device? 2 years ago 73 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wash yourself with a cactus? or Scratch yourself with a soap bubble? 2 years ago 108 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Find a homeless mattress? or Become one with the ceiling? 2 years ago 84 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Straighten a tear with the hammer? or Screw a fart with your tongue? 2 years ago 72 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with Jesus or Mewtwo 2 years ago 88 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get stuck between Narnia and this world? or Dive face first into a crocodile? 2 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Punch a kick? or Throw yourself off a pen? 2 years ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pull a lion by its tail? or Bite a camel by its hoof? 2 years ago 85 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw a can at a wall? or Be a rock? 2 years ago 91 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never touch feathers again? or Eat plastic? 2 years ago 92 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a horse? or Jump in a dumpster? 2 years ago 88 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick a moving fan? or Be a barrel? 2 years ago 84 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get stuck in a jar? or Drink from the toilet? 2 years ago 84 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw a ball? or Be a tree? 2 years ago 81 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a clam? or Throw yourself off a cliff? 2 years ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Whaaat eeees up, Drama Alert Nashun? I'm ya host, Killa' Keemstar! Leeeeeet'z, gieeet roiiiiiigh... or Into da noooose! 2 years ago 70 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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How do you scare the shit out of a bucket? You scream inside the sink? or You whistle inside the radiator? 2 years ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What do you do when you are doing nothing? You headbutt your brain? or You make pee bubbles? 2 years ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you see a ghost, what is the first thing that you do? You grab a sheet and then you take a selfie together? or You catch it with a curtain and you make compote out of it? 2 years ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you visit a goat, do you: Squeeze it until its eyes are flowing in the sink? or Sing a rap song for it using a jar? 2 years ago 55 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you wanted to excite a bunny... You take a worm and you light a bulb inside its anus until it melts. or You shove a tree in a blind person's eye until it starts coming out of their nose and tell them to suck until their eyes grow. 2 years ago 50 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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If you wanted to learn a foreign language, what would you choose: To sleep inside yogurt? or To scratch your anus until you start to cry? 2 years ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Talk to a branch and tell it your problems? or Eat mouldy bread and have orgasm? 2 years ago 8 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you suck a chair... You stick your head inside a drawer, you hold on tightly with your tongue, tie your balls to a doorknob and shut the door. or You put an umbrella in your ass until it starts to come out of your nose, then flap your ears until the umbrella opens. 2 years ago 27 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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In order to see better... You shove a screw in your eye or You snort a snail 2 years ago 17 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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What do you believe? That it's not? or The day before yesterday? 2 years ago 12 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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How do you resuscitate a mosquito? Do you Cover it in mustard, hit it 3 to 4 times in the head with a manhole cover, place it inside a sock, squeeze it by running it over with a truck, suck it out of the sock, spit it with great velocity inside of a hole, slap it 2 times and insert a plug set to 1000 volts inside its ass? or Pour 300 grams of oil inside a saucepan and boil it, add 130 grams of hot pepper, 18 grams of heroin, tighten the mosquito's neck with an anchor until its trumpet starts to sing and its eyes swell like 2 balloons, give it a sip of piss with a ladle and let it fall inside the saucepan? 2 years ago 28 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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You've just wasted 3 seconds of your life reading this. 4 seconds. or 5 seconds. 2 years ago 36 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? USA? or USB? 2 years ago 59 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What do you do when the fly's nose is bleeding? You offer it first aid by hitting it in the head with a tree a few of times? or You send it to hell with a slingshot after you shove a screw in its nose? 2 years ago 99 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you believe in the afterlife? Dead with a hard penis? or Penis with deer horns? 2 years ago 94 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How do you make some delicious socks? Do you Take a little bit of cherry jam, take a piss, spin the sock until a dough forms on the walls, after which you drag the sock on your tongue and you inhale deeply until you begin to laugh? or Catch a rat with the sock, squeeze it until its testicles are coming out of its ears, jump on it a few times until it starts to scream, snatch its tongue and quickly tie the socks with its whiskers? 2 years ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Let's say that a fly enters your eye. Do you Stick your tongue in its mouth and grab it by its underwear and pull them until its eyes are coming out of its ass and it is crying of joy? or Climb on a skyscraper, blow your nose inside a condom, and after you put it on your head, you hit your head on the side of the building a couple of times and then you throw yourself into the closest toilet? 2 years ago 77 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How do you feel like today? To be honest with you, I feel like this is one of the best days of my life. There's so many great things for me to look forward to in the future. I have the best family and I am extremely proud of myself and what I have accomplished so far in my life. or To be honest with you, I feel pretty down at this moment in my life. I got nothing impressive to look forward to in the future. I am in a pretty depressed state and I feel like nobody is there for me and almost nothing is going the way I planned it to go. 2 years ago 125 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Rest in spaghetti? or Rest in pepperoni? 2 years ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What song would you rather have played at your funeral? Air horn sad violin? or Air horn Titanic theme? 2 years ago 156 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What song would you rather have played at your funeral? I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts? or Ass N Titties? 2 years ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When you go with a girl out in nature and you want to impress her, Do you stick 2 fingers up her anus in such a way that her eyes grow similarly to that of a snail and then with extreme care, you gently stick your tongue in her nose and then bring out an elephant and fling it up in the air a short time after you threw a toothpick which will impale it? or Do you suck her eye, stick her tongue out, break her nose, drill her ears, gently tickle her sole and softly twist her armpit hair until her tongue is waving of pleasure and her ears send out smoke and then with a charming smile, you break her head and you gently jump on it of joy a few times? 2 years ago 61 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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How do zombies play table tennis? By picking up a spit ball with your lips, then taking 2 toilet covers and then enjoying themselves? or By licking a monkey poop and then spinning your penis until you can fling it with your tongue? 2 years ago 52 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Flush the toilet using tin cans? or Smash the toilet by spitting it? 2 years ago 57 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you even know why why why why why why? ...Why? or Idek, I mean lel. 2 years ago 54 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If a dog catches a train while flying an elephant then Maybe an alien might come up with a way to destroy the very essence of ketchup because then maybe a grasshopper will hop into a gigantic oil burrito with sand found inside a dumpster. or Perhaps the very beginning of a mouse would trigger a chain of lobsters that would otherwise ensure the survival of many coconut triangles on a high altitude fossil formation. 2 years ago 62 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I once saw a crepuscular borstal mitigate to death because a crystalline spectrum basted a distinctly juvenile verglas after an odious ewer opted to emanate profuse sieves inside a hutch. or a hefty avifauna inaugurated a very ardent gibber after a craven gorge coveted to embezzle a sporadic billabong from a holt. 2 years ago 68 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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I once saw a purple onion smile to death because a jolly string ate a lonely parachute for charity after a tiny glass bottle swore at a giant toilet with diabetes. or a creepy umbrella broke a cheap gorilla after a beautiful plane executed many homeless rats on the moon. 2 years ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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A belly camel did erect false gear, however Illegal jail kangaroo lied many nuts or Open parking quantity risky stopped trains 2 years ago 65 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Tournaments results: Dog breeds Tournament - First Place: Siberian Husky; Second Place: German Shepherd; Third Place: Golden Retriever. or MLG memes Tournament - First Place: Deal With It Glasses; Second Place: Illuminati; Third Place: Doritos. 3 years ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! The Secondary Final: Labrador Retriever vs Golden Retriever. FIGHT! Labrador Retriever or Golden Retriever 3 years ago 79 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! The Grand Final: German Shepherd vs Siberian Husky! FIGHT! German Shepherd or Siberian Husky 3 years ago 149 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Semi Final: Deal With It Glasses vs Quickscoping Sniper. FIGHT! Deal With It Glasses or Quickscoping Sniper 3 years ago 88 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Semi Final: Illuminati vs Doritos. FIGHT! Illuminati or Doritos 3 years ago 193 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Semi Final: Siberian Husky vs Golden Retriever. FIGHT! Siberian Husky or Golden Retriever 3 years ago 88 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Semi Final: Labrador Retriever vs German Shepherd. FIGHT! Labrador Retriever or German Shepherd 3 years ago 89 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Quarter Final: KFC Dancing Guy vs Illuminati. FIGHT! KFC Dancing Guy or Illuminati 3 years ago 102 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Quarter Final: Doritos vs Weed. FIGHT! Doritos or Weed 3 years ago 100 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Quarter Final: Deal With It Glasses vs Shrek. FIGHT! Deal With It Glasses or Shrek 3 years ago 153 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Quarter Final: Siberian Husky vs Tibetan Mastiff. FIGHT! Siberian Husky or Tibetan Mastiff 3 years ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Quarter Final: Labrador Retriever vs Akita Inu. FIGHT! Labrador Retriever or Akita Inu 3 years ago 137 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Quarter Final: Rhodesian Ridgeback vs Golden Retriever. FIGHT! Rhodesian Ridgeback or Golden Retriever 3 years ago 105 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Quarter Final: German Shepherd vs Alaskan Malamute. FIGHT! German Shepherd or Alaskan Malamute 3 years ago 198 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Deal With It Glasses vs Mountain Dew. FIGHT! Deal With It Glasses or Mountain Dew 3 years ago 115 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Lenny Face vs Illuminati. FIGHT! Lenny Face or Illuminati 3 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Quickscoping Sniper vs MLG Logo. FIGHT! Quickscoping Sniper or MLG Logo 3 years ago 95 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: KFC Dancing Guy vs Crazy Frog Kid. FIGHT! KFC Dancing Guy or Crazy Frog Kid 3 years ago 253 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Weed vs Airhorn. FIGHT! Weed or Airhorn 3 years ago 98 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Shrek vs Rainbow Frog. FIGHT! Shrek or Rainbow Frog 3 years ago 105 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Round of 16: Doritos vs Doge. FIGHT! Doritos or Doge 3 years ago 95 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Akita Inu vs Belgian Shepherd. FIGHT! Akita Inu or Belgian Shepherd 3 years ago 86 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Rhodesian Ridgeback vs Rottweiler. FIGHT! Rhodesian Ridgeback or Rottweiler 3 years ago 171 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Golden Retriever vs Australian Shepherd. FIGHT! Golden Retriever or Australian Shepherd 3 years ago 104 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Boston Terrier vs Tibetan Mastiff. FIGHT! Boston Terrier or Tibetan Mastiff 3 years ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: St. Bernard vs German Shepherd. FIGHT! St. Bernard or German Shepherd 3 years ago 103 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Alaskan Malamute vs Yorkshire Terrier. FIGHT! Alaskan Malamute or Yorkshire Terrier 3 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Siberian Husky vs Beauceron. FIGHT! Siberian Husky or Beauceron 3 years ago 91 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Dog Breeds Tournament! Round of 16: Beagle vs Labrador Retriever. FIGHT! Beagle or Labrador Retriever 3 years ago 111 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Qualifying Round: MLG Airhorn vs Brazzers Logo. FIGHT! MLG Airhorn or Brazzers Logo 3 years ago 356 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Qualifying Round: Spooky Scary Skeletons vs Quickscoping Sniper. FIGHT! Spooky Scary Skeletons or Quickscoping Sniper 3 years ago 87 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the MLG memes Tournament! Qualifying Round: Wasted vs Troll Face. FIGHT! Wasted or Troll Face 3 years ago 124 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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"If that is what thou wishes, thy mind will make it true, even if on the outside it ain't." - Charles Darwin 1 month ago  
Plants vs Zombies 2 on the Play Store is actually quite good. 4 months ago +1
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Don't question logic. 7 months ago  
This reminds me a lot of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDoSy1WiYfU 8 months ago  
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Basically, yeah, no one cares 8 months ago  
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So you get 4 baseball bats to the head for free. That's gotta be good customer service and satisfaction, don't you think? 1 year ago  
And lick, don't forget lick, yummy. 1 year ago  
How could you forget me for the best troll list or best alt account? 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1wLtAXDgqg 1 year ago +1
http://hindutva.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Muslims-Celebrate-Eid-cow-slaughter.jpg 1 year ago +1
lol watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AFTOXlN6pY 1 year ago +1
If so many people decided that it's worth checking out, then it probably is. 1 year ago +3
I can tell you're my fan. 1 year ago  
But that's gay. 1 year ago  
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But that's gay. 1 year ago  
Because I'm having fun doing this. 1 year ago +1
Then why do you keep replying? 1 year ago +1
Do you care about me? 1 year ago +1
Are you sure about that? 1 year ago +1
But what if it's not just me who disagrees with you? 1 year ago +1
But what if you're wrong? 1 year ago +1
But what if I disagree? 1 year ago +1
But that's gay. 1 year ago  
But that's gay. 1 year ago  
In actual fact, a combination of salty and sweet is irresistible for the human brain. It's why most industries put both salt and sugar in their products. 1 year ago  
But that's gay. 1 year ago +2
But that's gay. 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTV4yc7jPUo 1 year ago  
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u1GL_Tl2eY 1 year ago  
But that's gay. 1 year ago +1
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Also, my birthday. 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI 1 year ago  
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Porn is the biggest human accomplishment ever, you can't deny that. 1 year ago  
You picked the best one of them all to call retarded. 1 year ago  
Looks like someone got triggered. 2 years ago +1
If what you say is actually true, then you're the reason why the average guest IQ isn't going on the negative scale. 2 years ago  
Why does it take you 1 year to comment with these in depth analysis comments after the question has been posted so long ago? 2 years ago  
I know right, I mean, certainly. 2 years ago  
You should say that to the next person you shake hands with while you're shaking their hand. 2 years ago  
Spot the pattern... https://www.rrrather.com/view/69009#comments 2 years ago  
That's very good. 2 years ago  
I'll kiss you myself, but only after I lick my snots. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nWTnwArnps 2 years ago  
?????? 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPviAKaHAN0 2 years ago +1
But you probably want it. 2 years ago  
I can't handle the roast. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqo-v-zeZ24 2 years ago +1
Both of them were good to me so........................................................................................................................ 2 years ago  
Ouch. Do you still feel the effects of that or are they completely normal now? 2 years ago  
I would say this is the funniest PewDiePie video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Ru2x4qHlI . However, the character created by FilthyFrank, Pink Guy, is a lot funnier. 2 years ago  
There's only one way to find out. 2 years ago  
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I am self-declared horror nerd who is mauled by wild dogs and my body was never found. 2 years ago  
Porn. 2 years ago  
Thanks. At least someone sees the humour in these. They're meant to take you by surprise after all. 2 years ago  
I don't care about what you want. 2 years ago  
http://tinyurl.com/p7bm6p9 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5e5FyG4BN0 2 years ago  
Yes, but in your case it does. 2 years ago  
Do you want some as well? 2 years ago  
This Jesus and Mewtwo seems to be a meme on the site. 2 years ago  
For not giving a sh*t about other people's opinions about me. 2 years ago  
Thank you. 2 years ago  
Don't let others tell you what to do, unless they pay you or you admire them. Ignore other people's opinions about you, because you know yourself more than anybody else. 2 years ago +1
I really like that baseball bat. 2 years ago  
When I was 10. 2 years ago  
No, I'm a better version of him. We are rivals. 2 years ago  
I used to do B, but I stopped because people stopped falling for it, lel. 2 years ago +1
Excuse me!? 2 years ago  
Do you believe or what? 2 years ago  
It's very simple actually. You pluck one of your eyes out and you insert an empty snail shell in its place with the hole facing down. After that you deeply snort the slug in such a way that it will propel directly in the shell. 2 years ago  
... Christopher Columbus? 2 years ago  
Ice cream with garlic 2 years ago +2
"1 like = kiss your crush, 1 sub = have sex with your crush, 1 reply = good luck, ignore = get cancer" 2 years ago +2
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Good luck getting that. 2 years ago +1
I'd rather die than remain completely paralysed for the rest of my life to be honest. Actually... this would make for a great question. I hope it hasn't been asked yet. 2 years ago  
B would pretty much break your spinal cord which means a good chance to remain paralysed for the rest of your life. At least A is can be recovered. 2 years ago  
Sometimes A is the only way to teach somebody. 2 years ago  
From a competitive stand point, Pidgeot is much better. 2 years ago +2
Listening to this at max volume in a dark room for just a few minutes will make anyone insane: https://akk.li/pics/anne.jpg 2 years ago  
Does it stack up or what? 2 years ago  
...Yeah, but he could use flea jam instead. 2 years ago +1
Indeed. I wish you a happy new year. 2 years ago +1
Where? On the left horn or the right one? 2 years ago  
No... what? 2 years ago  
...The afterlife! 2 years ago  
It sounds tempting, right? I made you think... 2 years ago  
I'd say I'm somewhere in between personally. But the quote I put in the description is meant to come out of the users' mouths that vote on this question, not mine. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ny-nC3LBWk 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuKzt7p-MnM 2 years ago  
If by giving birth to a banana you mean the trees that grow on yellow cockroaches while fighting with the speed of 3 giraffes per second then that assumption alone means that perhaps the biggest hole in the ground leads to a place where nobody has ever wondered, a place where brick seeds can call home and play baseball bat in peace without the fear of being prosecuted by a 12 year old on the internet while getting exposed for selling gorillas in batches of 13 jars a minute. 2 years ago +1
It has been proven that busting a nut regularly increases lifespan. 2 years ago +3
I want to be able to run so fast that I can run around the Earth and kick myself in the back of the head 2 years ago +2
Already am 2 years ago +1
"Ass, titties, ass and titties." - Albert Einstein 2 years ago  
Thanks for appreciating the true spirit of this kind of sh*t. 2 years ago  
...Sold! 2 years ago  
You have voted for the best flavour of sh*t. 2 years ago  
Nope. It's just my way of doing it. You're doing it wrong. 2 years ago  
I like Pokémon as well, but I'd rather play this: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/ than watch that. 2 years ago  
No, it didn't, because tl;dw 2 years ago  
It's not about attention span, it's about having time to spend watching that, which most people don't. The second thing is about interest, maybe people are not interested in watching something like that. 2 years ago  
A song about your life *Ohh, get roasted* 2 years ago  
Any new user that joined this week and hasn't used rrrather before. 2 years ago  
Only to the person being annoying. It's just like pranks. It amuses those who pull the prank, but the ones being pranked don't really find it funny. 2 years ago +1
Who's that Pokemon?! xD 2 years ago  
At first I had this one: https://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/shake.jpg but I changed it because it was too easy to see compressed as a rather image. 2 years ago  
It was not as interesting as I expected, I like those were they show the territories move back and forth as they are occupied and regained, etc. 2 years ago  
Chickens can fly directly into the oven. 2 years ago +2
I was meant to ask this question with my main account, lol. No point deleting it now, since you will still be able to see it. 2 years ago  
That's not what I meant, but if you say so. 2 years ago  
If you suck with it with a lot of appetite, you could obtain a cat. 2 years ago  
You could try Option B by using your penis. 2 years ago  
But to drink and eat so much wasn't nasty for you? 2 years ago  
Ah, so that's what you want to use to cover your testicle? 2 years ago  
I have some pickled rats as well if you want. 2 years ago  
I have orgasm as well, but only when I take it out on the inside. 2 years ago  
Yes, this is a joke, but you can take it seriously as well. 2 years ago  
All right, but what if your snots are flowing out? 2 years ago  
That's what I think as well, especially since I have a duck offspring pig that sounds just like that. 2 years ago  
Lucky that it doesn't rain. 2 years ago  
In that case, enjoy your dinner. 2 years ago  
If you really think about it, the fact that it is weird, makes it even weirder. 2 years ago  
Cool. Enjoy your dinner. 2 years ago  
Did you just call me "dude"? That's a lot weirder in my opinion. 2 years ago  
Yes, I perfectly agree, but only in case you want to breed with some insect. 2 years ago  
Congratulations. However, what I forgot to mention is that the fly has just vomited out the jellyfish. 2 years ago  
B is not disabled. 2 years ago  
But if Adolf Hitler knows to beat up oranges with his 2 inch laptop then that means lizards don't hide spit undercover if your wardrobe does not obey the rules of the alien invasion because then if you fight root of pi using only screws to the power of ostrich which makes leaping side of oven not garlic enough for this mission. 2 years ago  
But if Adolf Hitler knows to beat up oranges with his 2 inch laptop then that means lizards don't hide spit undercover if your wardrobe does not obey the rules of the alien invasion because then if you fight root of pi using only screws to the power of ostrich which makes leaping side of oven not garlic enough for this mission. 2 years ago  
Then teach me, senpai 3 years ago  
Many inspiration. 3 years ago  
But if mud beats down door, what does pickled fire taste like 3 years ago  
Also, lion bubbles don't grow under ketchup. 3 years ago +1
Because tiger does not throw good very up 3 years ago +1
Kek. Don't forget who helped you with your Maths homework. 3 years ago  
Illuminati lost, so... deal with it! 3 years ago  
further* 3 years ago +1
null 3 years ago  
Deez nuts 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w9PukG97oQ 3 years ago  
xD 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU 3 years ago  
I seriously wish there was a thumb down button for comments right now. 3 years ago +1
The only thing we care about him is the thing he said live on TV that day, and the way he's done it, that's all. 3 years ago  
Deal with it! 3 years ago +1
Sorry m80s had to censor those 2 words because it's 3mlg5alexw if it's not censored enough :'(. 1 like = 1 like 3 years ago +2
They're trying to noscope! GET NOSCOPED! 3 years ago  
I never played any CoD at all. Well, in fact I did play CoD 1 campaign, but that's about it xD. 3 years ago  
I don't play CoD. 3 years ago  
Cheeky little scrubs like you don't know bout' mlg. 3 years ago  
There are people in this world with little to no education that don't perceive murder the same way our society does and just see it as a desperate measure that they have to take in order to survive or see it as a fitting way to compensate for the abuse that they have received from other people. You see, if a person is desperate enough to live after they found themselves into undesirable conditions, because of certain causes, they could even end up doing just that. And what's the reason for why that person found themselves into undesirable conditions? Government? Poor social security? Poor education? Abusive family or friends? My point that I am trying to get across is that there is always a cause that sets off someone to commit a crime where otherwise, if that cause was not present, the person would have no reason to commit that crime. What people should do, is identify those causes that makes people want to commit such horrific acts and eliminate them in order to prevent that from happening. Did you know that murderers are usually people who either got very abused by their parents or bullied a lot whilst they were young? Aren't people who harmed them psychologically (bullied, abused, tortured them) partly responsible for why they ended up committing a murder? Which brings me to another point... isn't society responsible partly for allowing people to cause psychological harm to others, indirectly being a bit responsible for the murders that happen? Aren't animals which are always given bad treatment usually aggressive and could end up killing, whereas animals which are given good treatment very affectionate and friendly? It's the same with humans. Nobody is born a murderer... 3 years ago +5
But you had time to write this pointless reply to confirm your own laziness/ ignorance. 3 years ago +5
Neither. Statistics show that more black people live in poverty compared to white people. The other statistics show that more black people commit crimes than white people. Don't you think that these statistics have a correlation? People living in poverty are more likely to commit crimes, because they have no choice. They steal food not because they want to commit crimes deliberately, but because they're f*cking hungry. They kill other people because they don't have the money to pay for education, or they don't have someone who can support them with their education, so they make their own "family" and their own set of "laws" within the society, that often don't go well with the actual laws. In other words, they rebel against the actual government for not helping them have a decent life. People should start looking at the cause of why this happens, not the aftermath. That's why they end up being judged unfairly. 3 years ago +6
Sanic rans fest lel 3 years ago  
Apple sucks. Thumb me up if you agree. 3 years ago +2
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They aren't supposed to make sense. That's the idea of abstract humour. 3 years ago  
That's the idea, bro... Abstract humour. 3 years ago  
I will ;) 3 years ago  
Both dogs and cats can show affection and compassion for their owners, however, dogs can also offer protection in dangerous situations whereas cats won't be able to do much about it. 3 years ago  
Well, hammocks and canopy swings are pretty similar, you can swing with both, but the canopy is more comfortable. 3 years ago  
This looks to me like an 100% attempt... 3 years ago  
I have freedom and I can spam wherever I want. 3 years ago  
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Nah m8, I was just interpreting that you were drinking Doritos since you weren't drinking Mountain Dew xD. 3 years ago  
No problem m8, I appreci8 that you at least got here before the illuminati 2 help us prepare for their invasion. 3 years ago  
Then the poor will become more mlg and some of them will be even be worth to join the ranks of the Faze Clan. 3 years ago  
From where do you know how a roadkill tastes like? 3 years ago  
You must be drinking a lot of Doritos then, m8. 3 years ago  
I have, but just the name, nothing else. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
Best part of being a cop is about getting paid for doing almost nothing except patrolling on the street and holding drunken men who just had a fight on the ground for arrest. 3 years ago  
So then we can become liquid people. Wait... we already are... 70% at least. 3 years ago  
I don't think of anything because I know absolutely nothing about Georgia. 3 years ago  
Dragons come to you, they can get pretty annoying. However, you have to go and find the Dragon Priests and it's more satisfying when you defeat them. Although, you can trigger a kill animation for dragons, but not for dragon priests. I only have one more Dragon Priest mask to find before I can get the final mask, Konahrik. 3 years ago  
As much as I would like to have a pet dragon, I want to be here to witness what becomes of this world in the future and continue to play video games for more generations while I'm at it :). 3 years ago +1
I won't die without a fight! 3 years ago  
Skyrim! 3 years ago  
sadder? 3 years ago  
A good restart for the website won't hurt as much as not being able to ask questions anymore. 3 years ago +1
Watch "3 guys 1 hammer"... Now that is what you can call disturbing. I warn you though, if you are really sensible to graphical images, don't watch. 3 years ago  
After I saw "3 guys 1 hammer" I kind of dislike Ukraine. 3 years ago  
Prefer the snow over the exotic beaches. 3 years ago  
97 3 years ago +1
Haven't seen it, I don't care, from the pictures it looks stupid. 3 years ago +1
Gorilla. 3 years ago  
I don't even like Final Fantasies, they're stupid and ridiculous. They bring shame to the RPG games. 3 years ago  
If Britain didn't exist, America wouldn't have existed. Or it would have existed, but under the name of some Spanish or French colony name. 3 years ago +1
At your mum's house xD lmao! 3 years ago  
No sh*t, Sherlock. 3 years ago +1
Yes it does say, you were just very blind, m8. 3 years ago +1
But I want to bring weapons :'(, not a fair fight. Should learn martial arts before going in there if I can't bring weapons... 3 years ago  
While dancing, while brushing your teeth, while watching a movie, while singing, while listening to a song completely different to what you are singing... it can actually be possible... if you have a shower design where you have a table for your laptop and plate with food that is blocked by a glass wall so that water from the shower head doesn't fall on top them, but there are 2 holes so that you can introduce your hands through, with a towel to get your hands dry, as well as having a TV on the opposite upper corner of your bathroom that is plugged in the next room. Just requires a bit of imagination. 3 years ago  
Feminist... 3 years ago  
Superman can still put up a great challenge for him. 3 years ago  
Superman is not a God in the first place. He's just as overpowered as Thor though. 3 years ago  
Seeing balanced 50/50 odds during the Final round makes me happy. I don't really like it when it's one-sided in the Final. 3 years ago  
Except the cancer part. I hope to still live a healthy enough life to prevent it.. 3 years ago +1
I overpower Superman, but Thor is too prefered. 3 years ago  
Refreshing and cool. 3 years ago  
0% to 100% 3 years ago  
Basically how I see my life. 3 years ago  
Thor is invincible too. He's a god. He can use Lightning and he can fly as well. Hulk is just the result from an explosion of gamma radiation. 4 years ago +1
I agree with the guest below me: "Last time I checked Green Arrow can't shoot something traveling faster than light." Also, I don't see how every super hero is able to get Kryptonite, as if Kryptonite grows on trees or something. By your logic, every super hero could just beat Superman because they go and get Kryptonite. That's just lame. 4 years ago  
Too bad he's not as popular. 4 years ago  
Green Arrow's attack missed! Superman used Dynamic Punch! It's Super Effective! Wild Green Arrow fainted! Superman gained 420 Exp. Points! 4 years ago  
Funny how Wolverine only fell to fight against other X-Men. 4 years ago  
Responsibilities is probably the biggest con. 4 years ago +1
I did. 4 years ago  
Runs to get Kryponite... from where? Kryponite is extremely rare. Come on RedEagle. Think. 4 years ago  
Yeah, because slowing down time is so much more realistic than having super speed. 4 years ago  
Why so obvious? 4 years ago +1
If Green Arrow is able to beat Flash, then so can Spiderman. 4 years ago  
I won't say he's the "coolest", I mean he is burning with flames. 4 years ago  
You know that Batman beat the whole Justice League, right? 4 years ago  
He's an Anti-hero, so what? Is he not worthy of this Tournament? 4 years ago  
And underrated. 4 years ago +1
The Dovahkiin at level 81, knowing all shouts. 4 years ago  
Ah, I thought you were just saying another word that refers to fire. 4 years ago  
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