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ClaudeAlpha (user #26,454) MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper StarDiamondGold Crown

Joined on April 24th, 2014 (1,727 days ago)

Last login was 21 days ago

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Comments: 4,215

Profile views: 825


Everything that has ever happened in all of history has resulted in you reading this.
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ClaudeAlpha has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Which fact is more interesting? Everything that has ever happened in all of history has resulted in you reading this. or Every year you pass the anniversary of your death without realising. 2 months ago 93 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend the rest of your life in prison? or Spend the rest of your life homeless? 5 months ago 107 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work a significant brain usage job? or Work a physically demanding job? 5 months ago 97 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work 6 hours a day 6 days a week? or Work 8 hours a day 5 days a week? 5 months ago 91 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an indoors job? or Have an outdoors job? 6 months ago 103 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Should I ask this question? Too late, you already have. or Maybe you shouldn't have. 8 months ago 55 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather While you sleep you will not age, and therefore you will be able to live longer? or While you sleep, time stops for everything else, but you will die on an earlier year? 11 months ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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It's a whole new world we live in, live in, Pokemon Johto... Everybody wants to be a master, everybody wants to show their skills, or Everybody wants to get there faster, make the way to the top of the hill 11 months ago 45 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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So you wanna be a master of Pokémon, do you have the skills to be number 1? I wanna take the ultimate step, find the courage to be bold or To risk it all and not forget, the lessons that I hold 11 months ago 43 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was, To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause. or I will travel across the land, searching far and wide, 11 months ago 47 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a nook? or Be a cranny? 1 year ago 51 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a crook? or Be a granny? 1 year ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give what you took? or Steal more money? 1 year ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Change your look? or Be more funny? 1 year ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? Your teeth? or Your claws? 1 year ago 80 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Let one be this type comments us of able sentence it first. or see you to properly in Good 1 year ago 33 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pay $30 for the product + free shipping? or Pay $25 for the product + $5 shipping? 1 year ago 86 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? A rock? or A chain? 1 year ago 86 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? A broken glass bottle? or A pillow? 1 year ago 99 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? A pair of earphones? or A lighter? 1 year ago 94 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? A trash bag? or A pencil? 1 year ago 92 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use as a weapon? A fork? or A pair of scissors? 1 year ago 88 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What weapon would you rather use? A 50 cal machine gun? or A rocket launcher? 1 year ago 75 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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What weapon would you rather use? A taser? or A can of bear spray? 1 year ago 88 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What weapon would you rather use? A semi-automatic assault rifle? or A double-barrel shotgun? 1 year ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What weapon would you rather use? A 9mm? or A bow? 1 year ago 81 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather use: A sharp weapon? or A blunt weapon? 1 year ago 72 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Here's a link to where you can play Super Mario Bros. You're welcome. Thank you for this. or I do not appreciate this gift. 1 year ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only play games that can be found on Steam? or Only play games that cannot be found on Steam? 1 year ago 98 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only play 3D games? or Only play 2D games? 1 year ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Harvest rainwater? or Harvest solar energy? 1 year ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Put your hands in your pockets right now and comment what you pulled out. I found a/an... or My pockets are empty/ these clothes don't have pockets/ I'm naked 1 year ago 91 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Treat everyone like you want to be treated? or Treat everyone the same way they treat you? 1 year ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to Hear colours? or Taste sounds? 1 year ago 73 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use A toothpick? or Dental floss? 1 year ago 84 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which of these upcoming games are you more hyped for? Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord? or Kingdom Come: Deliverance? 1 year ago 30 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an... Ant or Baby 1 year ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you care about what will happen with your body after you'll die? Yes, I do. or No, I don't. 1 year ago 81 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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It's time to choose. Accept his offer and go into the portal? or Refuse and receive a battle you have no chance of winning? 1 year ago 66 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Rate this quote: "The difference between a poison and a cure is often in the dose." 1 - 5 (Unimpressive) or 6 - 10 (Deep) 1 year ago 104 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Describe Skyrim in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Yes, m'lord. or No, m'lord. 1 year ago 90 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "Funny" and ends with the word "safe". Always a pleasure. or Never. 1 year ago 94 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Describe Google in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Without a doubt. or No, thank you. 1 year ago 110 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "So" and ends with the word "arts". Agreed. or Disagreed. 1 year ago 81 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Describe yourself in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Who, me? or I'd rather not. 1 year ago 99 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "I" and ends with the word "night". Of course. or No possible way. 1 year ago 96 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Describe money in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Indeed. or No can do. 1 year ago 79 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "Never" and ends with the word "online". I should be able to do that. or I am unable to do that. 1 year ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Describe sleep in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Affirmative. or Negative. 1 year ago 97 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "What" and ends with the word "person". Absolutely. or Absolutely not. 1 year ago 87 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Describe bears in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Yup. or Nope. 1 year ago 95 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "The" and ends with the word "wrong". I think I might just do that. or I probably won't do that. 1 year ago 94 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "Tremble" and ends with the word "bricks". Aye. or Nah. 1 year ago 92 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Describe death in just 4 words through a short sentence or a selection of words. Yes. or No. 1 year ago 106 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Comment: Your opinion on spiders. or Your opinion on cockroaches. 1 year ago 87 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Comment: Your opinion on goats. or Your opinion on sheep. 1 year ago 76 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Comment: Your opinion on wolves. or Your opinion on pigeons. 1 year ago 75 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Comment: Your opinion on crocodiles. or Your opinion on horses. 1 year ago 62 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather side with: The Agatha Knights? or The Mason Order? 2 years ago 20 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of money, but very little time for yourself? or Have a lot of time for yourself, but only make enough money to get by? 2 years ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "We" and ends with the word "coin". I can do that. [comment] or I have no creativity. [continues scrolling] 2 years ago 89 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Final match for the 4th sentence of the story: As he stood still at the door staring everyone down with an aggressive look, all looked down in fright, except for 2 new faces who had no clue who the man was... or He looked at them with a wicked gleam in his eye as he swaggered towards them. 2 years ago 46 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "It" and ends with the word "me". I can do that. [comment] or I have no creativity. [continues scrolling] 2 years ago 92 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "Start" and ends with the word "finish". I can do that. [comment] or I have no creativity. [continues scrolling] 2 years ago 82 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Let's continue the story! What should be the 4th sentence of the story? He walked up slowly to the counter while everyone looked on lazily before continuing on with their commotion. or As he stood still at the door staring everyone down with an aggressive look, all looked down in fright, except for 2 new faces who had no clue who the man was... 2 years ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Final match for the 3rd sentence of the story: His upright stance and confident look told anyone in his presence that he was not a mere man. or He tried to look for some beer, but there wasn't any. 2 years ago 64 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "When" and ends with the word "you". I can do that. [comment] or I have no creativity. [continues scrolling] 2 years ago 80 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Let's continue the story! What should be the 3rd sentence of the story? His upright stance and confident look told anyone in his presence that he was not a mere man. or The bar was completely empty, in great condition, yet it felt lifeless and haunted. 2 years ago 88 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Make any sentence that begins with the word "Sometimes" and ends with the word "acid". I can do that. [comment] or I have no creativity. [continues scrolling] 2 years ago 161 votes 45 comments 0 likes
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Final match for the 2nd sentence of the story: It was a rather tacky bar, but packed and busy for a hot summer's day in August. or His Smith & Wesson revolver shined in his holster. 2 years ago 50 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Let's continue the story! What should be the 2nd sentence of the story? The sand under his boots crunched against the dusty floorboards. or It was a rather tacky bar, but packed and busy for a hot summer's day in August. 2 years ago 85 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Final match for the 1st sentence of the story: A man walked into a bar... or As he walked into a bar, a blind man said: "Ouch, that hurt!". 2 years ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Let's make a story together! What should be the beginning sentence of the story? Once upon a time... or A man walked into a bar... 2 years ago 114 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door... Who was it? It was... [comment] or I have no idea. 2 years ago 71 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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For people who ended up being homeless, would you say that it's their fault for ending up like that or would there be someone else to blame for that? I think it's their fault for not: fighting, educating themselves, working hard enough to earn their living or just not looking out for themselves in general. or I think it's either the country's fault for not preventing this from happening and not looking after its citizens in an equal manner or their parents' fault. 2 years ago 95 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never go outside of your house? or Live outside and never go inside? 2 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Mike as your personal bodyguard? or Have Saul as your personal lawyer? 2 years ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lose a rope? or Loose a rope? 2 years ago 78 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather add Extra years? or Extra ears? 2 years ago 100 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have superior intelligence, but have poor physical condition, or have a superior physical condition and strength, but have lower than average intelligence. or Be a mixture between higher than average physical condition and strength and higher than average intelligence, but not excel at either. 2 years ago 27 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Counter Strike - Global Offensive? or Pokémon - Global Offensive? 2 years ago 36 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Skip? or Skip? 2 years ago 26 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get hacked? or Get hacked? 2 years ago 25 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die fighting? or Suicide? 2 years ago 54 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die by lethal injection combined with anaesthetic? or Remain completely paralysed for the rest of your life? 2 years ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I have an interview for my first job tomorrow, you cheeky bastards. Good luck, I hope you'll get it. or I hope you won't get it. (P.S. No one cares.) 2 years ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch A creepy movie at midnight? or A crappy movie at midday? 2 years ago 37 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Like what you see? (5) I want more! or Not a fan. 2 years ago 93 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Like what you see? (4) I want more! or Not a fan. 2 years ago 97 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Like what you see? (3) I want more! or Not a fan. 2 years ago 101 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Like what you see? (2) I want more! or Not a fan. 2 years ago 93 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Like what you see? I want more! or Not a fan. 2 years ago 95 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stand together as Groot? or Become a traitor to the Groot-kind? 2 years ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to execute A front flip? or A back flip? 2 years ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather See a sea? or Tee a tea? 2 years ago 130 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a bee? or Pee a pea? 2 years ago 138 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Comment the thing you are most grateful for right now in your life? or Comment the thing you are most worried about right now in your life? 2 years ago 94 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather test your manhood and become a warrior by Wearing a pair of gloves filled with bullet ants for 10 minutes while performing a dance, 20 times over? or Diving off head first towards the ground from an 100 feet wooden tower with a vine attached to your legs? 2 years ago 92 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather walk barefoot across A normal fire walk? or A LEGO fire walk? 2 years ago 148 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather do in your free time? Increase your knowledge by studying interesting materials? or Increase your physical condition by doing physical exercise? 2 years ago 165 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Better nickname for Chandelure? Wrath or Twilight 2 years ago 138 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Catch Black Widow spiders bare handed? or Catch Emperor scorpions bare handed? 2 years ago 118 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Catch tigers bare handed? or Catch crocodiles bare handed? 2 years ago 130 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A hippo headed frog? or A crocodile headed duck? 2 years ago 166 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A chicken headed rhino? or A killer whale headed bird? 2 years ago 167 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be An elephant headed kangaroo? or A rabbit headed bird? 2 years ago 123 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A fox headed squirrel? or A chicken headed dog? 2 years ago 138 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A crocodile headed parrot? or A giraffe headed turtle? 2 years ago 154 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A fox headed chick? or A crocodile headed frog? 2 years ago 132 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A mouse headed spider? or A pigeon headed turtle? 2 years ago 88 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A lion headed bee? or A dog headed seal? 2 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather A pony headed bird? or A shark headed horse? 2 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A pug headed gorilla? or A pug headed horse? 2 years ago 211 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A tapir headed owl? or A hamster headed lion? 2 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be An eagle headed horse? or A killer whale headed penguin? 2 years ago 125 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A hamster headed eagle? or A pug headed shark? 2 years ago 181 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather le A snake headed horse? or A proboscis monkey headed bird? 2 years ago 118 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A gorilla headed crow? or A sloth headed hawk? 2 years ago 111 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A goat headed bird? or A spider headed squirrel? 2 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A pug headed rabbit? or A wolf headed owl? 2 years ago 102 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Horse headed duck? or Duck headed horse? 2 years ago 109 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a sailor horse cat holder? or Be a white horse quack runner? 2 years ago 163 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Should the United Kingdom Stay in the European Union? or Leave the European Union? 2 years ago 285 votes 67 comments 0 likes
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Look, if you had... mom's spaghetti... Would you capture it? or Just let it slip? 2 years ago 115 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the time slow down for you every time Somebody attacks you in close range? or You are aiming with a ranged weapon? 2 years ago 130 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wait until they safely get on top of the hill as well and receive the golden apple from them and then fight head to head? or Double-cross them and knock them off the hill as soon as opportunity arises, killing them instantly and winning the game? 2 years ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work hard and train most of your life, then be awarded with a great sense of achievement and pride at the end? or Have a lot of fun and pleasure most of your life, then be awarded with the memories of all the fun you had? 2 years ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give your meat a good ol' rub? or Do a barrel roll? 2 years ago 123 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Run on a treadmill? or Run outdoors? 2 years ago 142 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have air conditioner, but no windows? or Have windows, but no air conditioner? 2 years ago 160 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Vacuum? or Sweep? 2 years ago 127 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use a dish washer? or Wash your dishes manually? 2 years ago 132 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use a washing machine? or Wash your clothes manually? 2 years ago 129 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Better tongue twister: I still steal steel seals on a stallion from that stall. or She sells sea shells on the sea shore. 2 years ago 78 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a 50% chance that you will die before the age of 45 and 50% chance that you will live longer than 55? or 100% chance that you will die between 45 and 55 years of age? 2 years ago 115 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Electric Pokémon Tournament Results: 1st place goes to Zapdos, 2nd place goes to Jolteon and 3rd place goes to Raikou. Round of applause and cheers. or I wanted another pokémon to win. 2 years ago 64 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Battle of the sleeping patterns: Night owls vs Early birds. Fight! Night owl or Early bird 2 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat something that tastes really good, but has long term unhealthy side effects and risks? or Eat something that has an unpleasant taste, but is healthier than most foods? 2 years ago 187 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A virtual life? or A social life? 2 years ago 172 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. The Grand Final: Zapdos vs Jolteon. Let the battle begin! Zapdos or Jolteon 2 years ago 153 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Bronze Match: Raikou vs Ampharos. Let the battle begin! Raikou or Ampharos 2 years ago 109 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get into an argument about god with a hardcore religious person? or Get into an argument about Iran with anon67? 2 years ago 216 votes 46 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get teleported to another habitable planet in our universe, and never come back? or Remain on Earth, but end up having to live on the street or in the wilderness? 2 years ago 119 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight someone Who has done a lot of gym training and is twice your size? or Who has done a lot of martial arts training and is half your size? 2 years ago 149 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Semifinal: Raikou vs Zapdos. Let the battle begin! Raikou or Zapdos 2 years ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Semifinal: Ampharos vs Jolteon. Let the battle begin! Ampharos or Jolteon 2 years ago 102 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fap In the shower? or In bed? 2 years ago 139 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Quarter-final: Eelektross vs Zaptos. Let the battle begin! Eelektross or Zaptos 2 years ago 107 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Quarter-final: Jolteon vs Electivire. Let the battle begin! Jolteon or Electivire 2 years ago 116 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Quarter-final: Raikou vs Thundurus. Let the battle begin! Raikou or Thundurus 2 years ago 103 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Welcome to the Electric Pokémon Tournament. I'm your host ClaudeAlpha. Quarter-final: Ampharos vs Pachirisu. Let the battle begin! Ampharos or Pachirisu 2 years ago 101 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is more sinister? An abandoned hospital? or A cemetery at night? 2 years ago 141 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment What your last meal was and at what time you ate it? or At what time you went to bed and at what time you woke up? 2 years ago 138 votes 57 comments 0 likes
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Are you for or against Anonymous? For or Against 2 years ago 138 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Invincible? or Immortal? 2 years ago 188 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sleep on the bottom bunk? or Sleep on the top bunk? 2 years ago 158 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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By that I mean the day and month of your death, not the year. For argument sake let's say your death would be on 17 November in some year in the future. Every year you pass 17 November without being aware that it will be the day of your death. 2 months ago  
You haven't changed your ways... That's good. 8 months ago +1
Would you say it's home page worthy? 11 months ago  
You have failed twice already. You are not worthy. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
How do you know that? 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
You have failed. But the comment was funny. 1 year ago +1
You have failed. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
That'd be sick. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
You have failed. 1 year ago  
And then suffocate them with it at the end. 1 year ago  
No more cubs for that one. 1 year ago  
I need to watch this movie. 1 year ago  
Would bang. 1 year ago +1
Best name. 1 year ago  
very good 1 year ago  
If your desktop can't run this game properly, then it's probably really bad. 1 year ago  
You ungrateful bastard you. 1 year ago  
You can't get Minecraft, Pokemon games, Battlefield 1, Overwatch and many others on Steam. 1 year ago  
But if the game can be found on the Steam store then you are not allowed to play it if you pick B. 1 year ago  
No, they cannot be found if you search for them on the Steam store. So they don't count. 1 year ago  
It has changed since then. It's now this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmPTTnW10C8 1 year ago  
Nowhere near as much as I used to be. 1 year ago  
I would try to find an easier way, I can't stop focusing on a problem until I find a way to fix it 1 year ago  
I don't like to put up with other people's crap. 1 year ago  
There are no traditional markets in London. Except in secret areas and in dark alleys. 1 year ago  
I suffer from white privilege. 1 year ago  
But that's actually quite not very good. How do you plead? 1 year ago  
I could make it rain loudly to cover the sound of fap. You could also use this to harvest as much rainwater as you want. 1 year ago  
I think I deserve even more. 1 year ago  
I made a female Breton character on special edition that basically doesn't fight herself, but rather uses restoration to heal, alteration for extra protection, conjured creatures and followers to fight for her and illusion to make enemies fight themselves, and of course sneak to stay away and just watch. I made it because I already beat the game with a Sword + Shield Imperial Knight and a sneaky archer assassin Wood Elf, so I wanted to experiment with that. 1 year ago  
Yeah, I think you should use it, the dremora is very helpful in combat and badass at the same time. 1 year ago  
Are you prepared... for your death?! 1 year ago  
It is actually something a summoned dremora lord says to the enemies during battle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HezPozdsR18 1 year ago  
I smell weakness... 1 year ago +1
You meet your end, mortal! 1 year ago +1
I assume you haven't played Skyrim, so you don't actually get the reference. 1 year ago  
Mount & Blade does have a series, but Kingdom Come doesn't, it's the first game made. 1 year ago  
You couldn't have possibly played either of these because neither of them are out yet, hence the use of the words "hyped" and "upcoming". 1 year ago  
I will feast... on your heart! 1 year ago +1
If you're not hyped for either of these games, you'll be missing out 1 year ago  
This in itself is already a troll question to the question that came previous to this: https://www.rrrather.com/view/223780#comment4093235 1 year ago  
Nice pun. 1 year ago  
Looking back on this 1 year in the future, I agree, I was acting like an arrogant faggot, and it wasn't that mature of me to "facepalm" instead of explaining the point. But I do still stand with the rest of what I said. 1 year ago  
I would groom it, walk it and play fetch with it. 1 year ago  
I would have no problem if you picked B and wrote the same thing. But writing this, while picking the dog, it's simply unacceptable. 1 year ago +2
Let's be honest here, you could make a question "Would you rather have an ant or a baby?" question and the first one would still probably get more votes. Any animal specie is more interesting than our specie. 1 year ago  
I think it's hotter if the other person is another ethnicity or has a different skin tone to you. 1 year ago  
A keeps the population at bay. Besides, if global warming would somehow get fixed, it would also decrease the amount of diseases, as many diseases occur when the temperature levels are higher. Mosquitoes are a good example. 1 year ago +2
I see you got around the fact that invulnerable means having no weaknesses. Well played. 1 year ago  
Invulnerability 1 year ago  
rip 1 year ago  
Good luck then: https://youtu.be/6TXa1DbiNrk?t=118 1 year ago  
Meowowow? 1 year ago  
What did you do with the first letters and last letters of each word? 1 year ago  
Why? 1 year ago  
Sure. 1 year ago  
Care to elaborate? 1 year ago  
Indeed, but you fail to realise the deeper meaning of this quote, which is that too much of anything is dangerous. Something that's really good for you can be just as harmful, if done too much. 1 year ago +1
Thank u very much, I only have 337 hours on Steam, but before I got a Steam account, I wouldn't be surprised if I've spent almost 1000 hours on it... And I really like to brag about it. 1 year ago  
It says 4 words, not 3. 1 year ago  
It says 4 words, not 2. 1 year ago  
It says 4 words, not 2. 1 year ago  
I said the word arts, not a word that ends in arts. 1 year ago  
Define "ftukk" 1 year ago  
Lol, Kek! 1 year ago  
Lol, Kek! 1 year ago  
That's good. 1 year ago  
I could get so much more stuff done. 1 year ago  
The only part of my body that I work out is my right hand. 1 year ago  
Just like video games... My life is mostly video games and sleep... Which means I subconsciously and continuously try to escape from reality. 1 year ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiYGN05vfgM 1 year ago  
Edgy 1 year ago  
Also thought about getting tarantula or iguana, but I'd probably go for iguana instead because they are not as fragile as tarantulas. 1 year ago  
A human being lives about 2 billion to 3 billion seconds. You wouldn't even live that long to get to that turn in the first place. 1 year ago  
No they didn't. They made the perfect AI that detects all possible moves that you can make at every given time and plays accordingly. The amount of combinations and moves you can make in a chess game is finite, and regardless of how big that number is an AI can handle it with ease. Given that the AI is perfect, luck would not work in a game like that. Even if you would have picked A in that case, the game would just go forever, because both you and the AI are perfect at detecting all moves. 1 year ago  
Then they fixed it and made sure there were no errors and had the match again. Besides, there already is a game of chess with an AI that could not be beaten even by the greatest chess player in the world if set to highest difficulty. 1 year ago  
What if your opponent was an AI controlled player that would be set to the highest difficulty in a pure strategy game and the AI was programmed to never surrender the game? 1 year ago  
It wouldn't actually be considered a win if your opponent had a heart attack. The match would just be cancelled or called off. 1 year ago  
Inaccurate statement. There are games where you only throw dices and do nothing else. There are also games that are turn based which give you time to study the opponent's field and you always choose your move. 1 year ago  
Onward brothers: To glory! 2 years ago  
How can money be worth more than time to enjoy your limited lifetime while you're still breathing? 2 years ago  
Don't worry, I am 94.12% sure that it won't win. 2 years ago  
I could define it through 1 picture, but I'll probably get banned. 2 years ago  
Perfect. 10/10 2 years ago +1
I will make only one of these every day, because I don't want to spam them. 2 years ago  
And where does it say that it can't be used as the beginning for a story? 2 years ago  
I knew someone would comment that. I knew the author of this short-story should have said person instead of man. 2 years ago +1
This is what happens when pretty much every great original idea for a rather question has been wasted, the only way to make original questions is if they are very random, weird or abstract. Which is why I now spend more time on my second account which I use to ask questions like these. There is a certain limit to how many questions you can make that actually make sense, are good questions and also original ideas, but there is an endless limit as to how many weird random questions you can ask that make no sense and make people go "wtf". And to be honest with you, I prefer asking these types of questions now, because they are less serious and have more humour to them. 2 years ago  
I did it once, I can do it again. 2 years ago +1
Changed my mind. Even if you were successful and you would receive the payment, you would not really be able to use the money, because they're not clean. You will not be able to explain to the authorities how you got so much money since you won't have a job that pays that much or you won't have a job at all or any kind of records of those money coming in. Besides, I wouldn't feel good about myself after killing someone who has done nothing to me. I would only feel good about killing someone if they were a threat to me and had clear intentions to physically harm me. 2 years ago  
I already got Skyrim Special Edition yesterday from Steam. http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198323094078/ 2 years ago  
There we go. 2 years ago  
£4912 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G2w77jrayw 2 years ago +1
Getting a girlfriend, but that's a bit cliché tbh. 2 years ago  
Earning money independently. 2 years ago  
The adventures of a reserved antisocial guy through the vast lands of virtual reality 2 years ago  
http://www.gifsoup.com/view3/1109293/kermit-jerking-o.gif 2 years ago +1
And here is an example of ignorance and stupidity at its peak, which I cannot stand when I see it. 2 years ago +3
Apparently it's the next level shít and everyone plays it. 2 years ago  
The original meaning of "hack" is not what you think. The image is also meant to give you a clue about what it means. Educate yourself before you ask a question please. 2 years ago +1
But more blood lost. 2 years ago  
https://media.giphy.com/media/HnrKxE23lWCbu/giphy.gif 2 years ago  
A: The Lord of the Rings B: The Elder Scrolls V Skyrim 2 years ago  
That's what she said. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_TpTL4t4K4 2 years ago  
Do you know how to read? 2 years ago  
Unfortunately. 2 years ago  
Wrong. 2 years ago  
I also have some level of OCD, but not as high as yours. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago +1
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
I made up my mind on this at the end and I decided to call it Hades. 2 years ago  
But you'd still be human. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0klsNsP1-jY 2 years ago  
Your scores are: Care 69.4% Fairness 50% Loyalty 13.9% Authority 27.8% Purity 36.1% Liberty 38.9% Your strongest moral foundation is Care. Your morality is closest to that of a Left-Liberal. 2 years ago  
Neither. I can't say I like school because it's boring. However, I also can't say that I hate school, because it's helpful. 2 years ago +1
The human species is so arrogant. Only 500 years ago, we believed that the sun rotated around us, until proven otherwise, many decades later. We like to think of ourselves as the most important thing in this universe and we like to associate things that we cannot explain with god, instead of trying to find a logical explanation for what is happening. Many people have claimed different ways of life for this so called god and made up consequences for those who didn't believe and prizes for those who do believe so that they feel better about themselves. We even shaped this god to look like us, we gave it so many characteristics that relate to our appearance, because the human race created this fairy tale, not the other way around. In reality, we are just on a planet within a universe that expands continuously, with a sun that is going to die in a few billion years and destroy this solar system and with so many other potential planets that can harbour life and that would have adapted differently to their environment. People are afraid of things they cannot understand such as natural disasters and things falling down from the sky, as well as death, which is no wonder that they made up this story of life after death just to feel better about the whole thing. 2 years ago +2
How can someone be grateful for something that doesn't exist? 2 years ago  
But this meme is based on the collective and relatable experience of the majority of people. Have you ever stepped on a zipper? Or a metallic sharpener? It's the exact same with legos. Since the surface area is so short and the material is so hard, combined with the pressure of your own weight when you step on it, it feels as if something small wants to penetrate your foot with a lot of force, which really stimulates the nerve receptors. If you say that feeling pain after stepping on a lego is not a fact, then you are ignorant. 2 years ago  
I sweat even if there is a little over 20C 2 years ago  
If so, then why were so many memes created about how much it hurts stepping on a lego? https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b7/11/25/b711253a5f5061d0985bd7e17ff8369f.jpg 2 years ago  
Colder, which means less sweat during summer. 2 years ago  
Do you know what website you're on? Because with that statement you've proven that you clearly don't. 2 years ago  
Why do you think I bothered to begin by asking this question with the phrase "What would you rather do", you cheeky little scrub? 2 years ago  
Why do you think I bothered to begin by asking this question with the phrase "Would you rather", you cheeky little scrub? 2 years ago +2
I am guessing a keyboard warriors' fight. 2 years ago  
And B is for those that lack a brain with common sense. 2 years ago  
So just because of that stupid movie, the true meaning of the word "twilight" is now ruined? 2 years ago +1
So just because of that stupid movie, the true meaning of the word "twilight" is now ruined? 2 years ago +1
So just because of that stupid movie, the true meaning of the word "twilight" is now ruined? 2 years ago  
Wrong, the other guy in the other room is Groot. 2 years ago  
Yes I did, you cheeky little scrub. 2 years ago  
Guys aren't the only people on rather, you know, because I feel like this question is intended only for the males on this website. As for the question itself, as long as she doesn't carry aids, I'd put a cardboard bag on her head and finish it as quick as I can. 2 years ago +5
Already am. 2 years ago  
XD 2 years ago  
Cyka blyat 2 years ago  
It was just a response to the "let's say Hungarians are doing great in Western Europe (I'm not saying I believe that, as I've never heard that from any source besides you)" part, because that's what I thought you meant by saying that. 2 years ago  
Each migrant is different, regardless of what country they come from. Some are more skilled and educated, get jobs and are doing well, while others end up stealing and scamming, which end up giving a bad name to the country where they come from, since people overlook the ones who are actually contributing and focus on the ones which are breaking the law. That's a mistake, because those people should not be used as an example to represent that country. Just because there isn't any source that confirms that people from a country are not contributing, that's not enough reason to assume that each migrant from that country is only migrating to benefit from that country's welfare and not contribute at all. 2 years ago  
For someone who migrated from Romania, I can relate to the last sentence. 2 years ago  
You didn't vote any of them, anon. What are your views on this? 2 years ago  
Make a gmail account. It's quick and easy. No scam. 2 years ago  
Can you make a bit more sense about what you just said, specifically this phrase: 'and right wing party to run that they deem is "radical"'? 2 years ago +1
Just because someone knows how to read, that doesn't immediately mean that they find reading books interesting. 2 years ago +1
I disagree. A carnival contains things like roller coasters and Ferris wheels, and a roller coaster is one of the best things you could ever experience in your life. The pleasure that you get from feeling that extreme speed, quick descend from great heights and spinning overhead don't seem like something that would get boring quickly to me. 2 years ago  
What's better than a place where you can have fun every day? Get some earplugs and sleep in a tent. 2 years ago +1
It'll get boring after a while 2 years ago  
I prefer eating cold and raw meals over cooked and hot meals. 2 years ago  
I think you make a good point. I am open to getting convinced by somebody who can make a good argument, since I wasn't 100% sure what I wanted in the first place. The only reason why I picked B was because I read that being in the EU costs the UK an extra £350 million a week, which could be used in healthcare instead, which could possibly lower taxes by quite a bit. But I understand that we also have to consider being united as countries and having strong relations. 2 years ago  
I'd say freedom is the one that got roasted, lol 2 years ago +1
I would hit her back twice as hard. I don't care who it is, if someone dares to hit me in a serious manner, I fight back. Luckily for her, I never hit her since she stopped hitting me as soon as I grew up, however, her voice is so annoying when she screams at you that you just want to hit something as hard as you can, which is why there is now a fist crack on one of the doors. She stopped shouting at me since then. 2 years ago  
But he keeps on spaghetti... 2 years ago  
Spaghetti comes once in a lifetime 2 years ago  
You can't give your meat a good ol' rub without hands. 2 years ago +1
Same tbh 2 years ago  
Then Shao Khan is a Shredder rip-off. 2 years ago  
B looks like a Shao Khan rip-off. 2 years ago  
Go, chickuuun 2 years ago  
A doesn't sound like a person that would accomplish much. 2 years ago  
Spare me Trump, pls 2 years ago  
My death would be shocking. 2 years ago +2
Mortal Kombat XD 2 years ago +1
Age doesn't mean anything. It's your perspective of life and what is regarded as funny that matters. If your perspective on what is funny is different from someone else's, that doesn't mean that the other person is 12 years old and that doesn't make your perspective of what is funny the right perspective. 2 years ago  
Your sense of humour is very limited then if you believe that. 2 years ago  
Figures... I got mine legit 2 years ago  
Butterflies and I xD 2 years ago  
Proof? And if so, which skill did you keep on making legendary? I have some gear that makes Alteration cost nothing, so I could use the telekinesis spell all I want to level up as well. 2 years ago  
http://www.relatably.com/m/img/religion-memes/religion-of-peace-or-pieces_o_886624.jpg 2 years ago  
Alduin, Cyrus, Wither Boss, The Ebony Warrior, Karstaag, Miraak, Harkon, Ender Dragon, Giovanni and Bowser. 2 years ago +1
Idek, I mean lel. 2 years ago  
Gaming pc on a 30% discount would be amazing. 2 years ago  
Better armour. 2 years ago  
Everyone would think I "where" raped. 2 years ago  
I don't see a difference. 2 years ago  
Who is A? 2 years ago  
He's at the day care centre. I put him there to raise his level by 7. 2 years ago +1
Still got about a month and a week to go. 2 years ago  
Haunter is a lot more flexible, Onix just has a crap ton of defence and low attack, making it very vulnerable to special attacks. 2 years ago +3
Serana [Skyrim]. 2 years ago  
Perseverance is a level 15 trait that you have to activate while wisdom is a level 45 trait that you have to unlock through the perseverance skill tree. 2 years ago +1
Listened to it for 2 seconds and I already hate it. 2 years ago +1
Better armour. 2 years ago  
More armour. 2 years ago  
Listened to it for 5 seconds and I already hate it. 2 years ago  
Listened to it for 3 seconds and I already hate it. 2 years ago  
Been playing since 2012. I mostly play mini games lately instead of classic survival. 2 years ago  
He wants to build a wall... That says enough. 2 years ago +2
Porn. 2 years ago +1
I like how you capitalized black. 2 years ago +1
Heh, nubs. http://imgur.com/a/Yv9cA 2 years ago  
My Skyrim has installed the following mods: Revenge of the enemies, Realistic needs and diseases, citizen overhaul, wet and cold and immersive patrols. 2 years ago  
http://imgur.com/a/Yv9cA 2 years ago  
Morning leads to afternoon. Afternoon leads to evening. Evening leads to midnight. Midnight leads to morning. Therefore, morning leads to morning. 2 years ago +2
Hand leads to sword. Sword leads to cut. Cut leads to bleeding. Bleeding leads to death. Therefore, hand leads to death. 2 years ago  
Religion leads to ISIS. ISIS leads to terrorism. Terrorism leads to war. War leads to end of humanity. Therefore, religion leads to end of humanity. 2 years ago +2
Same to be honest. 2 years ago  
Same to be honest. 2 years ago  
Same to be honest. 2 years ago  
lmao 2 years ago  
And I kek'd. 2 years ago  
I will always go with blue even if it came out to be the one with poison, since I like that colour the most. 2 years ago  
That's good. 2 years ago  
I don't have necrophilia. 2 years ago +2
My only comment is: lmao! - Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for the bison, but it's so funny that it got euthanized just because they thought it was sick. They thought they were putting it out of its misery when there was nothing wrong with it xD. 2 years ago  
Go on now. Show the world what you're made of. 2 years ago +1
Both contain the same link for A. 2 years ago  
Never heard of B. 2 years ago  
Don't forget to oil up first. 2 years ago  
I don't even need a defender against B. 2 years ago  
That isn't specified anywhere. 2 years ago  
Firstly, "Those* people never wash their* clothes.". Secondly, rivers exist. Enough said. 2 years ago  
People from third world countries who can't afford to have washing machines perhaps. 2 years ago +1
On second thought, it would be quite immature for them to not hire you for the pure reason that you released a fart by mistake. 2 years ago +2
Bulbs have been invented for a reason. 2 years ago  
I haven't checked it out yet, but I hope it's a meme site. 2 years ago  
As internet memes that is. 2 years ago  
It makes great internet memes. 2 years ago  
Emotional needs just make a person weaker and vulnerable. 2 years ago +1
Asking unoriginal questions. 2 years ago  
Boo-Rad, ya twit. 2 years ago  
Duh 2 years ago  
My tongue got an erection just thinking about it. 2 years ago  
I can tell that you missed me. *cuddles* 2 years ago  
I prefer Skyrim as a game, because so many features are more advanced in Skyrim, especially combat and the levelling system, which are the things that interests me the most in any rpg. However, I prefer Oblivion's theme more than Skyrim's, because it's the theme for the Imperial race, and the Imperial race is my favourite Elder Scrolls race. By the way, take a look at my Skyrim character: http://imgur.com/a/Yv9cA 2 years ago  
I can scare the sh*t out of people for a day. 2 years ago  
Mortal Kombat X has desensitized me to the point where seeing gore doesn't shock e any more. 2 years ago  
My arrogance almost never allows me to say sorry, unless I feel really guilty or bad for the other person. 2 years ago  
That's more of an early bird. 2 years ago  
Yeah, I agree. People should get a virtual life. They should be ashamed for not having one. 2 years ago +2
I did some practice for Maths and then spent the rest of the day playing Minecraft on this server: scorpiorealms.mcserver.ws 2 years ago  
Best game I have ever played. So many memorable experiences and breath-taking sights, found by just adventuring randomly. So much interesting lore has gone into that game. The combat situations could get very intense, but even if the enemies were no match for you, you would still finish them off in an epic way. To me, San Andreas doesn't even compare. 2 years ago  
I do not give 2 sh*ts about those statistics, even if they are true, especially if these or other statistics are about politics or celebrities. The only statistics I care about are the amount of species of animals left, the amount of forest acres left, the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere, if there is enough food to feed the entire population, how much longer the ozone layer is going to resist, the chances of asteroids hitting Earth, potential planets in the habitable zone, improvements in technology or artificial intelligence and preservation of nature in general. I could not care less about statistics showing which ethnic group is more educated and form a biased opinion based on that. I do not play Call of Duty. I do not use cheats to play video games. What is the point of a game if you are going to use cheats? I do not consider myself a silly and uneducated person just because I like to joke around and just because you see me that way. 2 years ago  
We all have the right to have an opinion, even if our opinions about a certain thing are influenced by "inaccurate" sources. But you're right, my passion is video games, and I am very proud of that. 2 years ago  
And who said I care about Romania that much? http://www.romaniatourism.net/romanian-facts/romanian-inventions-changed-world/ - And besides, where do you think those gypsies originally came from to begin with? A chunk of them came from India and a chunk of them from the Middle East. And you call me an ignorant... 2 years ago  
I don't even have a point. I just wrote it as a joke. But you take everything seriously. 2 years ago  
Should have said Ak-47 and bombs instead. 2 years ago  
When in actual fact the 3 most educated countries in the world are: Russia, Canada and Japan. With 2 different sources agreeing on the first 3: http://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/the-14-most-educated-countries-in-the-world-346448/ - https://fortunehub.net/2015/12/11/10-of-the-most-educated-countries-in-the-world/ 2 years ago  
It's not the stuff that you say about Iran that matters here, anon. We get it, you've done your research, you know all your statistics about the Middle East, all right? It's the fact that you seem so obsessed with that and you keep going on about it in chat with most users, because this is what most people know you for. Just read your wiki and you will understand. 2 years ago +1
I don't live in Romania any longer, so your argument is invalid. 2 years ago +1
In either case, how will the human race continue to survive? 2 years ago +1
I worked hard and did productive things... in Minecraft 2 years ago  
Donald Trump will make America great again. 2 years ago +1
Donald Trump will make America great again. 2 years ago +2
People go a whole life with asthma. If they can go that long, I could probably go for a month. 2 years ago  
A sounds disgusting. Combining doughnuts with meat is just wrong. 2 years ago +3
That guests seem to be generally more stupid that users? (Also, 9/11 was just a prank, bro) 2 years ago +1
Are we supposed to care? 2 years ago  
They would obviously look like fish if they live in the sea... Get educated! 2 years ago  
So that's why I always ejaculate as soon as I turn to cold water and struggle to when hot water is flowing... 2 years ago  
I stole from DonkeyPunch because I like the way he smells. 2 years ago  
*eats you out* 2 years ago  
Hail the PC Master race. Death to the console peasants. 2 years ago  
R8 8/8 m8 2 years ago  
Pussy 2 years ago  
Atheist pride. 2 years ago  
Donald Trump will make America great again. 2 years ago  
Where is the "Just like Hitler" guy when his comment would actually be funny? 2 years ago  
Almost English 2 years ago  
Way to be original 2 years ago  
Climb a tree and wait until they all starve. 2 years ago  
I'm more of a sea person than a land person. 2 years ago  
Angela Merkel. 2 years ago  
Get educated. 2 years ago  
"When somebody challenges you, fight back! Be brutal! Be tough!" ~ Donald Trump. Like if you were inspired. 2 years ago +2
Well in that case you can take your laptop or phone in your bed, and you have porn. 2 years ago  
Hotter. 2 years ago  
"First" is the best thing to say at a funeral. 2 years ago  
Such a fail on my part. Jolteon is in my actual favourite Pokémon team, and I picked Electivire xD. 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 nuthatch 2 years ago +1
Anything but DragonBallZ 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 step on the Moon 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 bird 2 years ago  
Or else? 2 years ago  
Already said that 2 times, have to change it around a little bit 2 years ago  
But hell is fake. I don't believe in hell. 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 friend 2 years ago +1
The superpower to not be required to sleep and not have bad consequences for not sleeping. 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 relationship 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 democracy 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 virginity lost 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 ass 2 years ago  
That's the only thing that turns me on, so duh 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 TV 2 years ago  
Filthy console peasants... 1 like = 1 nvidia geforce gtx 2 years ago +1
https://41.media.tumblr.com/03184900a803691328cb5d8fcc9365e2/tumblr_mt8386RbW11s5saolo1_500.jpg 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 PC 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 Death Note 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 Kate Upton 2 years ago +2
Yeah, she videotaped us while I was eating you out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
And I ate you out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
Your mum ate all your French fries. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es 2 years ago  
My tongue is now fully erect. 2 years ago +2
My tongue is now semi-erect. 2 years ago +1
Just a tiny bit more likely to get licked, m8. 2 years ago +2
Both equally likely to get eaten out, m8. 2 years ago +2
Like this comment so I can feed my family. 2 years ago +5
1 like = 1 weekend 2 years ago +4
1 like = 1 sapphire 2 years ago +6
1 like = 1 holy water bottle 2 years ago +5
1 like = 1 chaos emerald 2 years ago +2
Get laid ✓ Get paid ✓ Gatorade ✓ 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 Sprite 2 years ago  
Same thing 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 Redbull 2 years ago +5
1 like = 1 Fanta 2 years ago  
Including yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhDtB0ViMXI&feature=youtu.be 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 misclick 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 map 2 years ago +2
1 like = 1 garlic bread 2 years ago +2
1 like = 1 Lamborghini Centenario 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 pussy 2 years ago +2
1 like = 1 Apollo Arrow 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 sneaker 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 Corvette Grand Sport 2 years ago +1
1 like = 1 Mercedes-Benz E-Class 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 oscar 2 years ago +4
*points towards the gym* 2 years ago  
*points towards the school* 2 years ago  
*points towards the dentist cabinet* 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 muscle 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 education 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 dentist 2 years ago  
1 like = 1 Titenic 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj20Ao4Vw9w i cri evrytiem, 1 like = 1 cured depression :'( 2 years ago +1
Or else what? 2 years ago  
I have just the cure for your depression. *prepares tongue* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago +1
"At what time did you eat?" "At dinner plate o'clock." 2 years ago  
an* 2 years ago  
I do like to eat meat, but it's not the only thing I eat. I don't eat large quantities to support the massacre of animals, but I eat just enough to satisfy my taste buds for meat. 2 years ago  
But killing frogs is better than killing humans? It's not like they are endangered. (just to put the logic into perspective) 2 years ago  
Yeah, culture does spread internationally, across the borders, it doesn't just remain inside the country where it originates from. It shouldn't be a surprise, especially in this century, since the world is more connected than ever before with the internet, highways and flight services, so ideas are shared across the world. 2 years ago  
I personally like this system, because it's more simplistic, without adding so many labels to a video. You either like, dislike or don't do anything. And optionally, you can make playlists. 2 years ago  
Because schnitzel is tasty and appetizing. 2 years ago  
I agree, the majority of people who consider them part of Anonymous have ethics and rationality, so they do things to help against the oppression and corruption of the government or terrorist groups. They are the chaotic good branch. But there are branches in the Anonymous organisation of people who have a more chaotic evil mindset. 2 years ago  
Maramureș County, north of Transylvania. So I am from one of the closest regions to Hungary. Also: http://imgur.com/1sHlXKU - If I translate the Hungarian word and the Romanian word for it, they both translate into schnitzel, so it's the same thing. 2 years ago  
That's exactly how they make it in Romania, but the texture and taste varies from region to region. 2 years ago  
I am originally from Romania, so I know exactly what a schnitzel is, we just write it differently, but pronounce it the same: șnițel. And the word for it in English is actually schnitzel. Besides, there is one in the picture for A, so you could have said that. 2 years ago +1
Did you mean pancakes? 2 years ago  
*googles the definition for reminiscent* 2 years ago  
I am guessing both physical and emotional wounds. If I am wrong, then you need to be more pacific. 2 years ago  
A: 1,296 videos B: 0, because I don't waste time adding videos to favourites, since they already appear in my liked videos playlist. 2 years ago  
You hoe 2 years ago +2
Now I would be able to capture my experiences in a more artistic way. 2 years ago  
But many users are affected by Pachirisu's Cute Charm. 2 years ago  
You'd be one of my choices for B though. 2 years ago  
My father is more intellectual and rational than my mum. And I value those qualities a lot more. Plus, my mum always worries about me too much while my dad knows that I can take care of myself by now. 2 years ago +1
With Serana from Skyrim... she's hot 2 years ago  
Humans are meant to be standing up in the first place and not sit down on their butt all day. I'm kind of a hypocrite for saying that though. 2 years ago +1
Would you rather what? Cum inside of them? Throw them in the bin? Kill a rat with them? 2 years ago  
Not my fault it didn't say "Oops! A question with the exact same options was already asked." 2 years ago  
I would use B to set you on fire. 2 years ago  
Hitler was a solid lad - 10/10 IGN 2 years ago  
Rate this potato: https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3572699320/6d1a27ec483fe44eb4cf5fe18913b2af.jpeg 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZOywn1qArI 2 years ago  
Wrong. Immortal simply means that you can live forever under NORMAL circumstances, without decaying or ageing, provided that nothing external interferes and kills you. But people wrongly use the word to mean that nothing can ever kill you, which is more like immortality + invincibility. Take the gods from God of War for instance. They were immortal and slightly invincible, but not fully invincible. That's why Kratos was able to kill them all. 2 years ago  
To put it even more simply: Invincibility: You are guaranteed that you aren't going to die in a given amount of time, but you have an expiry date. Immortality: You can in theory live forever, but you have to try not to get killed. - So either of them can die before the other one. 2 years ago  
You're probably mad because you don't get intercourse since all the guys jack off to porn. 2 years ago  
The person buying the tape perhaps? And the people whom they share the tape with perhaps. 2 years ago  
Do it! Just, do it! Yes you can! Nothing is impossible! 2 years ago  
You should get to the point where you can just look at a link and know if it's a trap or if it's safe. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es 2 years ago  
If my clock runs out of batteries, does time cease to exist? 2 years ago  
Was China made in China? 2 years ago +1
What if your legs, didn't know that they were legs? 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5e5FyG4BN0 2 years ago +3
If we humans are mostly water, isn't the Earth mostly human? 2 years ago +1
All dogs are animals, but not all animals are dogs. 2 years ago  
If everything tastes like chicken, then does chicken taste like everything? 2 years ago  
If trees make oxygen, what makes trees? 2 years ago  
http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Reaction-pictures-here-we-go-again.jpg 2 years ago +1
Well, your mum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es 2 years ago  
Because their daughters get taken all the time and then they have to threaten guys on the phone and then go into epic quests to fight off everyone working for the people who took them until they get them back. 2 years ago  
Don't even know what Fuller House is. 2 years ago  
It's the most obvious thing ever. 2 years ago  
Don't find them these too attractive. 2 years ago  
I'd let this one tie me up. 2 years ago  
More likely to get eaten out. 2 years ago  
I'm already drooling. 2 years ago  
Could eat her out all night. 2 years ago +2
There's one that's worth tasting. 2 years ago  
My tongue is now fully erect. 2 years ago  
My tongue just became semi-erect. 2 years ago  
There's still porn and you can have sex chats. 2 years ago +1
Is obvious, Duh. (Duh is my friend's name) 2 years ago  
I just felt like getting into a quick argument with you. 2 years ago  
Skyrim is amazing. I for one don't care if you think that it is overrated or underrated, because it's still going to remain my number 1 favourite game ever played, because personal taste cannot be changed with words. 2 years ago  
Your freedom to express your opinion gives me the freedom to express my own opinion. And my opinion is that you're wrong. 2 years ago  
I love hearing these every time I summon my Dremora in battle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HezPozdsR18 2 years ago  
50,000 isn't that much. An extra life would be priceless. 2 years ago  
I want you to do it with another girl, film it and send it to me. Cheers. 2 years ago +3
How can you break up when you don't even have a significant other to begin with? 2 years ago  
Roses are black, violets are black, everything's black, I'm blind. 2 years ago  
That's hot 2 years ago  
A is a one time event, after you defeat all the traps, Jigsaw won't bother you again, whereas in B Freddy will bother you every night. 2 years ago  
My tongue just got an erection. 2 years ago  
tl;dr 2 years ago  
You just need to know the rules of each operation, recognise identities and follow the formulas precisely. Not a big deal. 2 years ago  
I already do B. 2 years ago  
http://images.memes.com/meme/200.jpg 2 years ago +4
You'll have to keep an eye out for them, because I'll be too busy down there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
Then let me get down to business *prepares tongue* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
How many m8s could a gr8 m8 d8 if a gr8 m8 could d8 m8s? 2 years ago  
I'd like to thank pornhub for getting me through the "hard times" 2 years ago +3
http://imgur.com/lp0Pd2u 2 years ago  
I could be your own whore if you wanted me to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
This question was asked more times than the amount of Jews that the Nazi killed. 2 years ago +4
Starving white children are more superior than starving black children. 2 years ago  
Whatever you do, don't like this comment. 2 years ago +5
I would use B. Not too bad. 2 years ago  
Heil Hitler! 2 years ago  
Donald Trump will make America great again! 2 years ago  
Not a problem. All right folks, time to sail, engine's up, full knots ahead! As long as my work place is somewhere along the river or beach, I can just go there with the boat, mate. There's a small port in every town where the river goes through. 2 years ago  
Has 10 resistances, can't be OHKO'd and can do magnet rise. 2 years ago  
Well, in that case, your mum. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es 2 years ago  
There is a reaction, but it only really looks like an explosion at Rubidium, Caesium and Francium. 2 years ago  
We could both live in the same boat and cuddle every night. 2 years ago  
That doesn't make any sense 2 years ago  
But water = life 2 years ago  
It was a day like no other. The planets aligned and foretold the day in which I would first experience the power of the internet on my own computer. The cable company arrived and installed the connection. As I opened it, I saw the signal logo on the down right corner of my screen and clicked it. The excitement started to build up. I typed in the password and then the words "Internet access" appeared. The enthusiasm has paid off. As I open up Internet Explorer, even though it took ages to load up, it was worth the wait. I noticed that my homepage was set to Bing.com. In my mind, I said calmly "Why the f*ck is my homepage set to Bing, I want Google." And so I went to Google. From that day, all my questions and wonders would be answered by Google, all the mini-games you could play were but a search and a click away, unlimited hours of entertainment videos were there for the taking and all the porn you could watch was there for free. It was sure a day that changed my life forever. Internet is love, internet is life. 2 years ago +5
More water 2 years ago  
A looks like sh*t tho 2 years ago +1
Because Pewdiepie, that's why. 2 years ago +2
A sucks ass. B is way better. 2 years ago +1
Well, duh 2 years ago  
Click this link: http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php then select Daniel (UK), type something and click "Say It". You're welcome 2 years ago +1
https://ideatransfuser.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/politics-scumbag-hates-politics-and-celebrates-obama.jpg 2 years ago  
Trump will make America great again. http://bit.ly/1oMZoOC 2 years ago  
But my mother doesn't have a basement. 2 years ago  
A happened to me a few times, and I didn't find it painful at all, just annoying. I had to grab the eyelash with my fingers and drag it forwards. 2 years ago  
Looks sexier. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8j53dNDCoc 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2iH57Fs3M 2 years ago  
https://youtu.be/ZXsQAXx_ao0?t=3 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzVpwJZYQ-A 2 years ago +3
Lmao, I laughed so hard 2 years ago +1
Haven't even kissed the opposite gender so far. 2 years ago +2
I could be your own whore if you wanted me to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
Did you set your gender to female just to get more profile views? I am disappoint. 2 years ago  
Dovahkiin 2 years ago  
Instead of no, you can just reply with "Yes, but I don't want to do it." 2 years ago  
At least cancer is not contagious and won't spread. 2 years ago  
By the way, what was the random number? 2 years ago  
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