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Colonel_Cucumber (user #12,129) Silver MedalSuper Star

Joined on March 14th, 2013 (2,256 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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Would you rather NASCAR or Something manly 6 years ago 251 votes 13 comments 0 likes

Colonel_Cucumber has posted the following comments:

BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 years ago +2
I like tv 5 years ago  
That doesn't apply because Jiraiya deals with toads not frogs. 5 years ago +3
kiling is for wusses and if you cant settle an arguement with a good old fashioned fisticuffs then you're stupid 5 years ago +3
normal for me when i kill people is i tie them up and sh*t in their mouth so that when they scream they suffocate in the sh*t and then i have sweet dinner with them and burn the body as a sacrifice to Jesus 5 years ago +2
rape: forcefull cuddle 5 years ago +2
I already am master of logic 5 years ago  
fire can actually be more wet than water 5 years ago +3
mmm 5 years ago  
Shrek is love, Shrek is life 5 years ago +2
Dude I'm mulatto too, I can swim though. 6 years ago  
No, bad. 6 years ago +1
Yes, yes we are 6 years ago +2
"Did you feel that bump?" 6 years ago +4
If you do then you aren't disagreeing anymore. 6 years ago  
Religion questions would be great just to see all the butthurt. 6 years ago +7
yup 6 years ago  
I know someone named Chris better 6 years ago +1
Shit happens 6 years ago  
I chose wrong by accident... crap 6 years ago  
i didn't mean this question necessarily but more in general. 6 years ago  
deidara you seem to do some really deep thinking 6 years ago +3
then you must not be real 6 years ago  
you mean cooters 6 years ago  
Big D you're one of the manliest folks I have met 6 years ago +2
Deidara is pretty badass in the akatsuki but my favorite has gotta be Pain/Nagato. 6 years ago  
Only things that come from Texas are steers and queers, and you don't look like a steer so I guess that narrows it down a bit. jk 6 years ago  
DCLXVI 6 years ago +1
A looks like fake donuts. 6 years ago +3
I like the Shu-Shine Chicken and Sukadik Chicken 6 years ago  
I have an old papa smurf poster 6 years ago  
I do but it distracts me, so wasn't quite sure how to answer. 6 years ago  
he isn't a nice guy trust me once he gave money to a homeless i kno him irl 6 years ago  
Trick question, god isn't real 6 years ago +7
Michael Jackson did, R.I.P 6 years ago  
Yeah homophobes are gay. 6 years ago +1
You are an imaginary friend in my mind, this is the Matrix you arent real. 6 years ago  
If what something that someone who you never have and never will meet was expected or "Called for" then you must have some superpower because by most logic the majority of things you hear/read should be "uncalled for"... ice cream 6 years ago  
Aren't we all a little old for imaginary friends. 6 years ago  
No, that's silly she's obviously a dog and you want her to "fetch" the stick over to YOU and give up her boyfriend for you like an asshole. 6 years ago  
I love My Cocaine 6 years ago  
How could he be god sent if the cardinals chose him on their own? 6 years ago +8
How do you know? 6 years ago  
I've heard it both ways 6 years ago  
You're the one whose name is Aryan. 6 years ago  
Really, "didnt"... how old are you, it's "didn't" 6 years ago  
Are you saying knitting isn't manly? 6 years ago  
*Doesn't 6 years ago  
I like you, I like sex, it is nice, and gay 6 years ago  
You're a faggot. 6 years ago  
yolamteyou're gay 6 years ago  
yodo 6 years ago  
Thank you 6 years ago  
NO autism isn't retardation. 6 years ago  
yodo 6 years ago +1
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