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Joined on October 8th, 2017 (682 days ago)

Last login was 69 days ago

Votes: 25,972

Questions: 331 view

Comments: 6,769

Profile views: 399


Ryan: The normal human being. Crazy Horse: The crazy, cute, and cuddly Scottish horse.


CrazyxHorse1 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Watch this video. Aye or Nae 2 months ago 66 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Is anyone getting a comment from a guest that is sending sites? If you are, do not click on those sites, as they are scams. Make sure you report these comments. Yes or No 2 months ago 48 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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What should I do about the bawbag guest from Illinois Hang, draw, and quarter him or Crucify him 2 months ago 39 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hug Baby Crazy Horse or Whisky and Molasses 2 months ago 54 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Can horses play bagpipes Aye or Nae 3 months ago 64 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who would win The largest most powerful empire in the world or Some kilty bois 4 months ago 73 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which should be my new profile picture Crazy Horse screaming unlimited power on a transmission pole or Crazy Horse screaming at The Pseudo Piper 4 months ago 48 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Happy St Paddy's Day Thank you Crazy Horse/Pseudo Piper or Aam nae Irish! 5 months ago 42 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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(EXTREMELY SCOOTISH) It's International Bagpipe day! *Commences Operation Bagpipe* or OH GOD! 5 months ago 37 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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I decided to take up a new profession as the RRRather Bouncer and food disposer... I keep everyone calm and dispose any of any leftovers for free. This is what we need or I hate you 5 months ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I have a confession to make. I am not a regular horse. I am a Nuclear Scottish Stallion.... Ok.... or Not ok.... 5 months ago 67 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Better Bagpiper meme 3 Metal or Stressful 6 months ago 42 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Bagpiper meme 2 Dirty Bagpiper or Be yourself 6 months ago 35 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Bagpiper meme Piobaireachd or Spilled Guinness 6 months ago 33 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a... 2 Pipe Organ to the face or Harp to the face (Same size as the pipe organ) 6 months ago 39 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a Horse to the face or Pseudo Pipe to the face (Cement) 6 months ago 38 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Punched in the face through the phone by me or Get chased by be and my horse army 6 months ago 60 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and see ___________ in your room Boxcar Willie or Boxcar Hobo 6 months ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I hit Sodium with a train Yes or No 6 months ago 84 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Do you think I have a Low pitched voice or High pitched voice 6 months ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Happy Valentine's Day! *Gives Crazy Horse kisses* or *Gives Crazy Horse hugs* 6 months ago 70 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Suggest a power for my Pseudo Pipes Aye or Nae 6 months ago 59 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you risk your life to steal my haggis for $100,000 Aye or Nae (NOPE!) 6 months ago 75 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Comment and Crazy Horse/The Pseudo Piper will rate you from 0-13 because why the hell not (random pics) (Might also get hit by a train from a previous question) Aye! or Nae! 6 months ago 48 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Twitter account Yes or No 6 months ago 77 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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You just got hit by a train and died. Comment to see who was operating the train Comment or No-Couldn't do a three point turn 6 months ago 66 votes 85 comments 0 likes
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Click the link in the description if you want to see what happens after you change some computer coding around Yes or No 6 months ago 49 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather me hack your Description or Where you live 6 months ago 42 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Zapped by static electricity (25,000 volts) or Zapped by a electric outlet (120 volts) 6 months ago 56 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a unicorn sit on your shoulder while playing bagpipes (Scottishness intensifies) or Have this future KFC food stand on your shoulder 6 months ago 52 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get ran over by a mad Pseudo Piper or Take ricin to the face 6 months ago 42 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Clean a camper compartment with bleach (Look at that sexy beard!) or Be a terrorist, who has to scrape tile mortar off the bathroom floor before blowing up infidels 6 months ago 41 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which picture is more cuter Ashley on my shoulder or Cuddling with Molasses 6 months ago 37 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More interesting picture Lightning icicle or Ice inside window 6 months ago 82 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get attacked by Wild haggis or Wild bagpipes 7 months ago 46 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix planes and ships together? I know or What? 8 months ago 82 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kiss me under the mistletoe or Find me laying down in front of your Christmas tree 8 months ago 93 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Mistletoe or Missile tow 8 months ago 105 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I cut off the top portion of my kilt? Yes or No 8 months ago 46 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use Flex Tape to repair (gtc26 stole my Flex Tape ideas) Bagpipes or A caber 8 months ago 87 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get trolled by Crazy Horse or The Pseudo Piper 10 months ago 64 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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HAGGIS!!! BAGPIPES!!! or KILTS!!! 10 months ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 4 Fear the kilt or Objects under this kilt 10 months ago 81 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 3 How warm are your hands or Top 5 reasons to wear a kilt 10 months ago 61 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 2 Kilt or My kilt 10 months ago 58 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get It's a kilt or What's under my kilt 10 months ago 50 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my kilt (Sorry for the poor quality pictures) Aye or Nae 10 months ago 85 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Do you like this shirt Yes (Front) or No (Back) 10 months ago 78 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Are you planning on celebrating Halloween? And if so, what are you going to wear for a costume? Yes (Comment costume) or No 10 months ago 85 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get struck by Lightning or Bagpipes (Nuclear) 10 months ago 118 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat food from a Plastic bag or Box 10 months ago 125 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should the U.S. change the national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to Battle Hymn of the Republic Yes or No 10 months ago 87 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Funnier weather meme (UK) England getting p*ssed on or Welcome to Scotland: The place where- 10 months ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I do a "Human Bagpipes" video Yes or No 10 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do me a favor. Draw me as a cartoon using this picture Ok or No 10 months ago 77 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you know why some firefighting companies get involved in Pipe and Drum (Don't search until you answer) *Comments* or No 10 months ago 66 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk into a bar or Walk into a BAR 10 months ago 81 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What do you fear about me Getting kilt or Other 10 months ago 52 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Watch this video (in description) Aye will or Nae (I want to be kilt) (Notice anything funny in this picture?) 11 months ago 83 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How old were you when 9/11 happened *Comment* or Wasn't born at the time. 11 months ago 115 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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WE ARE BAGPIPES! (Read description) *Taps in the chanter* or Buck aff ye bawbag! 11 months ago 63 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Soooo. I more or less made homemade bagpipes over the summer...... Needless to say I will raise Hell.... Are you with me? Aye (Actual picture of me) or Nae 11 months ago 112 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes or No 11 months ago 101 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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After tomorrow, I will rarely be on this site. I will miss you all! I will miss you too! or Bye 1 year ago 75 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Please tell me this isn't a cool gravestone (Because Musta gently reminded me to say please.) Aye or Nae 1 year ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 5 Horsie 1 or Horsie 2 1 year ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 4 Horsies 1 or Ponie 2 1 year ago 29 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 3 Horsie 1 or Crazy Horsie 2 1 year ago 24 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 2 Foalie 1 or Horsie 2 1 year ago 25 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 1 Horseie 1 or Foalie 2 1 year ago 23 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You will see decreased activity on my account. I have to return my ChromeBook to the school, as the school year is coming to a close for me. I might be back on at random intervals. But I will be more active as soon as school starts. I wish all of you luck and I hope that you await the time that the Scottish Crazy Stallion comes back (Won't be leaving until Tuesday (EST) I will miss you! or I don't know you 1 year ago 44 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Horse A or Horse B 1 year ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix a set of bagpipes and a piano together *Comments* or I don't ******* know 1 year ago 48 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Organ transplant or ORGAN transplant 1 year ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Construction Piper or MacZippy 1 year ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #7 The raincoat was invented in Scotland (Wonder why...) or The world record for the longest echo in a man-made structure has been set in an underground fuel depot constructed near Invergordon, Scotland (FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!) 1 year ago 66 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #6 Ultrasound was first used in Glasgow hospitals or Whiskey (You already know) 1 year ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #5 James Clerk Maxwell, founder of electromagnetism, was born in Scotland or Loganair flight from Westray to Papa Westray is the world's shortest commercial flight that can be done in less than a minute 1 year ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #4 Penicillin was created by Alexander Fleming or Edinburgh is a top haunted destination in Europe 1 year ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #3 Alexander Graham Bell was born in Edinburgh or Dolly the sheep was created in a lab in the University of Edinburgh 1 year ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #2 A Scottish breakfast is a very good way to get rid of a hangover or The first colored photograph was taken in Scotland (Picture) 1 year ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #1 Edinburgh is credited with having the world's first fire brigade (1824) or Golf originated in Scotland 1 year ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Woods ye raither (Scottish) Tak' a bludy caber up th' crease or Tak' a transmission pole up th' crease 1 year ago 44 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of pipes or Be Duke of Wellington (The Traffic Cone Statue) 1 year ago 47 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Should Scotland have independence Aye or Nae 1 year ago 48 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Shark or Spider 1 year ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Nurse or Santa 1 year ago 57 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow 1 year ago 61 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get kilt by (EXTREMELY SCOTTISH!!!) MacHaggis MacBagpiper or Ian MacGregor 1 year ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get killed by a Haggis on a stick, ON A STEEK! (One of many weapons that Crazy Horse has or Snow bagpipes 1 year ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stupid or Be annoying 1 year ago 64 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Roast me (Mistakes may have been made...) *Comment* or *Return to sender* *Say Hi in chat* 1 year ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Fried by lightning or Get sucked by a EF5 tornado 1 year ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you love me Yes or No 1 year ago 90 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play bagpipes or Die from wild haggis 1 year ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hear a constant 60 hertz tone or 440 hertz tone 1 year ago 38 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you celebrate "The Force be With You" Yes or No 1 year ago 63 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Is it weird that I had a dream about Roblox last night Yes or No 1 year ago 68 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Quote Mixed feelings or Scottish cuisine-Mike Myers 1 year ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end. Last question Fat Scottish Crazy Horse or MustaKrakish 1 year ago 48 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 8 Mass insanity or Alien invasion 1 year ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 7 Global war or Robots taking over Earth 1 year ago 74 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 6 Nanotechnology disaster or Environmental toxins 1 year ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 5 Ecosystem collapse or Biotech disaster 1 year ago 68 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 4 Global epidemic or Global warming 1 year ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 3 Reversal of Earth's magnetic fields or Flood basalt eruptions 1 year ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 2 Rogue black hole or Giant solar flares 1 year ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end Asteroid impact or Gamma ray burst 1 year ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Software gore Search box or Braveheart-The Intervention 1 year ago 28 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Now tell me, is this true It's very true or Not very sure 1 year ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in Kilted yoga or Regular yoga 1 year ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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UNLIMITED HORSE HUGS AND KISSES FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A CARTOON OF ME PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! Yes or Too lazy 1 year ago 58 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poke me or Be in the same room as azidoazide azide (reasons why it explodes) 1 year ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted by everyone at the same time or Get roasted for no reason 1 year ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Pick up the soap... Ok or Nope 1 year ago 76 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Call 811 or Not 1 year ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what happened in the past on this day (No looking it up or asking) (April 14) Yes or No 1 year ago 62 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it rain Crazy Horses or Lead bagpipes 1 year ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (going 100 MPH/160 KMP), drive over a Huge pothole or Huge speedbump 1 year ago 85 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an attitude adjustment from John Cena or Crazy Horse (Ryan K) "Bout to clean up someone's attitude" 1 year ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been killed to death Yes or No 1 year ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Without using the internet or any other means of looking it up, do you know what Alba gu bràth means Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my creation (MacBagpiper-MacHaggis) Ay or Naw 1 year ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to put up with Me constantly playing the bagpipes (Bottom: Then be a bagpiper) or A very nippy foal (Top: Cute as a button) 1 year ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with me or Jump out of a plane with me 1 year ago 76 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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How would you react if you found me sleeping with you on your bed *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 1 year ago 64 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me 2 I've almost got struck by lightning or My old house was destroyed by a tornado 1 year ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me I live close to Scotland or I'm mostly German 1 year ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what the first meme was Yes or Nope 1 year ago 59 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Happy Easter! Yes or No 1 year ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather poke a ________ with a sharp butter knife LiPo battery or 120 volt live wire 1 year ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know me in real life or Take a caber to the balls 1 year ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Can you easily identify this horse Yes or Nope 1 year ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day Yes or No 1 year ago 111 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tackle me from my snow mound (Winner of the "Horse of the Snow Mound" Championship) or Not 1 year ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Quotes 1 Image A or Image B 1 year ago 66 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Ship horn ringtone or Machine gun fire ringtone 1 year ago 106 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think this is cool Negative fireplace or Just no 1 year ago 90 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Just comment what you think Image A or Image B 1 year ago 51 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you want to work at some type of warehouse Yes or No 1 year ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who/what should you be more worried about The hurricane "in general" or Him 1 year ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Funny horses #3 Horse ears or Horse hair 1 year ago 48 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take the (Post results in comments) Scottish test or Irish test 1 year ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better collection Horses or Electrical utility 1 year ago 54 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funny Horses Without warning or Electric fence 1 year ago 45 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Can you do me a favor? Get a tissue and hold it to my nose so I can blow it Yes (Gives you a dollar) or Nope (Fires you) 1 year ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit (In Scotland) Edinburgh Castle or Falkirk Wheel 1 year ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Valentine Yes or Nope 1 year ago 110 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Funnier horse Horse.exe stalled or Seat belts (Bottom: Unless you want to fly) 1 year ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More likely true #2 I was on the news a year ago or I'm a normal horse 1 year ago 95 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Slip on ice or Get hit by a slow moving car that is slipping on ice 1 year ago 103 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (Burning or frozen sensation) (Injured genitals) Roasted balls or Frozen balls 1 year ago 79 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this Pink squeaky dog toy or Rubber squeaky chicken 1 year ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Search up 241543903 on Google images *Searches it up and comments* or *Scared to do it.* 1 year ago 87 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better hurricane name Bawbag (Scotland) or Sandy (U.S.) 1 year ago 84 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Image A or Image B 1 year ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep in this Horse bed or This cat bed 1 year ago 54 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear Horse (Ashley) and unicorn (Pinky) earmuffs (They may nibble your ears...) or These... 1 year ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Don´t you just hate it when your power goes out Yes or No 1 year ago 83 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump in a tornado for any cookies of your choice (infinite) Yes (Might be crushed by me because I decided to go tornado surfing) or No 1 year ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I´m back! I missed you or Go away 1 year ago 61 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I´m just going to shut my mouth... YES or Ok... 1 year ago 68 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you mostly German or Polish 1 year ago 58 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a shower with CrazyxHorse1 or MustaKrakish 1 year ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I died, now what *Comments* or I don´t know 1 year ago 67 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch Azidoazide azide or Plutonium 1 year ago 65 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... with me Hide and seek or Tag 1 year ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Britain wants the U.S. back They can have it or 242 years? And just now they want it back?! 1 year ago 96 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a 9 volt battery or A car battery 1 year ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Sexy EF5 tornado or Sexy Category 5 hurricane 1 year ago 61 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be tortured by Me or Whatever this thing is 1 year ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #3 Horse A or Horse B 1 year ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar *Comments for a free Klondike Bar* or I´m on a diet 1 year ago 54 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What is more likely true I own holy gloves and still use them or I broke my right foot 1 year ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Option A or Option B 1 year ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Name one thing that you´ll only find in Scotland *Comments* or *Leaves and trips* 1 year ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by a Chestnut mare (Bottom says ¨Like a chestnut mare¨) or Pony 1 year ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want me to mow your lawn Yes or No 1 year ago 67 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You know that question that I asked about how many volts can kill you? YOU ALL FAILED! *Leaves while sad bagpipe music begins.*. or *Learns something new.* 1 year ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Suggest reading description) Jump or HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE 1 year ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get the sh*t beaten out of you by me with a Old set of bagpipes (filled with bricks) or Old sporran (frozen haggis was shoved inside) 1 year ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Drone or Chanter 1 year ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How many volts can kill you 240V - under or 600V - over 1 year ago 57 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play (recommend searching) Bagpipes or Smallpipes 1 year ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick this brush for ten minutes (probably has every chemical known to man on it) or Try to maneuver past these boxes (you touch, you die) 1 year ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's up with the guest from Guaynabo Municipio, Puerto Rico I don't know or *Gives answer* 1 year ago 48 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you aware that Ducky from NCIS is Scottish Yes or No 1 year ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the smallest set of bagpipes or The smallest violin 1 year ago 82 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you can't beat them, join them Why or Why not 1 year ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a grenade or Eat me 1 year ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You hear a sound in the middle of the night *Checks* or *Doesn't check* 1 year ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your balls cut off with a dull rusty spoon or Make me angry 1 year ago 67 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join me or Fight me 1 year ago 59 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather clean Me or Whatever this is 1 year ago 46 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 50 Hz or 440 Hz 1 year ago 33 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Bada** Bagpipers The Unipiper or The Badpiper 1 year ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What pet do you want Rock or Haggis 1 year ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you want free education by me Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Horse or Pony 1 year ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Why am I not dead I should be dead or I shouldn't be dead 1 year ago 46 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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20. 2 months ago  
Misclick. In my area, gas is cheaper than milk. Both for a gallon too. 2 months ago  
100. 2 months ago  
Parents are way too strict these days. 2 months ago  
You're a snow dweller. 2 months ago +1
We're snobby b*tches. 2 months ago  
Punishment? 2 months ago  
Opposed to headphones? 2 months ago  
Can't do B. 2 months ago  
As someone who plays fake bagpipes. 2 months ago +2
Unless marching with Pipe and Drum music counts. 2 months ago  
Something wrong with your speakers? 2 months ago  
GET TO DA CHOPPA! 2 months ago +1
It may be a sh*tty job, but I'll be around my cousins. 2 months ago  
What's the difference between a pipe organ and a space shuttle? Nothing, they have a metric sh*tton of buttons. 2 months ago  
Thank you! 2 months ago +1
If there was a both button, I'd smash it with my face. 2 months ago +1
Same. 2 months ago  
Same. 2 months ago  
Bout to lose my sh*te on that faggot. Niko is better... for now. 2 months ago  
Honestly, not really attached to anything that can break. I only have some ornaments which I cam make again if I have to 2 months ago  
More nice. 2 months ago +1
Of course you were the one to point this out. 2 months ago +1
I have Irish in me too. 2 months ago  
I'm more of a Scottish person (Insert Willie reference here). 2 months ago  
It's a bagpipe. 2 months ago  
Ban them. 2 months ago +1
How about some Scotch whisky? 2 months ago +1
With fire and radiation! 2 months ago +1
Didn't know you asked this. 2 months ago  
Already am 2 months ago  
Normal to me all the time. 2 months ago +1
Noncing? 2 months ago  
NEIN! 2 months ago  
I am. 2 months ago  
Last person I want to look like. 2 months ago +1
Replace shark with horse. 2 months ago  
How is it gay when I'm a male, and you're a female? 2 months ago  
It was a shock to me when I first learned that it was me. 2 months ago +1
*Shoves Uranus up my ass.* 2 months ago +1
I sense a 100% attempt! 2 months ago  
*Pokes your aye out with a caber dildo.* 2 months ago +1
I kilt you. 2 months ago +1
Kilting people with bagpipes by poking them in the aye. 2 months ago +1
I can defy gravity. 2 months ago  
Hell, you're just unlucky. 2 months ago  
My Irish balls. 2 months ago  
Draw a massive horse c*ck on the first whiteboard, take a picture of it, send it to me, and I will see what I can do. 3 months ago +1
Wee bit better. 3 months ago  
Doing it as I answer this question. 3 months ago  
I have no hands... or feet... 3 months ago +1
Do you not math?! 3 months ago  
*Levitates in front of your house while playing bagpipes.* 3 months ago  
Not as hot as me. 3 months ago +1
I'm Lucifer's dad. 3 months ago  
It did the same damn thing for me. I didn't have any issues. It's a image to URL converter. 3 months ago  
It's a sh*tty job... unless you wear a HAZMAT suit. 3 months ago +1
Second question I saw within a week that had to do with Scotland. 3 months ago +2
I click on all the f*cking links that you send me without getting suspicious! It's two jokes about Scotland, and one pertains to Glasgow. 3 months ago  
Why waste food? 3 months ago  
Until I'm 21 3 months ago  
Ugly doesn't make you you. 3 months ago +1
https://cdn1.imggmi.com/uploads/2019/5/20/429bf7b72f8aeae03cf27a3ad6668f29-full.png 3 months ago +1
I almost killed my friend after punching him in the chest... 3 months ago  
Edinburgh. 3 months ago  
Unless horses are insects. 3 months ago  
We both have the same first name. 3 months ago  
Heil Satan! 3 months ago  
Her name is Whisky. Whisky was created in Scotland. It's a unique name. And I did it as a joke because I'm under the drinking age and I can say that I have Whisky. Then show them my horse that I named Whisky. 3 months ago  
I used to smoke weed, and I kind of want to again... 3 months ago  
Besides me. 3 months ago  
20. Do you have a f*cking problem with that? 3 months ago  
And Scottish. That's the flag of Scotland that you see! 3 months ago  
I'm going to suck you dry. 3 months ago  
Infinity-1 3 months ago  
She can go suck a hairy bawbag. 3 months ago +2
Kill kills people. 3 months ago  
Bagpipes kill people. 3 months ago +1
I'm going to assault the sh*t out of the railway!!! 3 months ago +1
People kill people. 3 months ago +1
Oh... 3 months ago  
I see that you're back! 3 months ago +3
Jackson 3 months ago +2
Got blocked by my school admin. 3 months ago +5
My balls. 3 months ago +6
With bagpipes 3 months ago  
Good luck getting your arms around my damn chest! 3 months ago  
I have a hairy bawbag. 3 months ago +2
I'm in the center waiting for someone who is actually smart and knows how to handle sh*t. 3 months ago +4
SAVE OUR EARTH!!! 3 months ago +1
Big stupid bawbag 3 months ago +3
Very forking awesome 3 months ago  
Keep in mind that food will be very scarce, even if you do find food, chances are it's going to be radiated. 3 months ago +2
I mean if you think about it... they wouldn't show Ant-Man going up Angry Grape's ass! 3 months ago +1
Caber=======>your face. 3 months ago  
I have a giant keyboard in my stable. 3 months ago  
And I have hooves. 3 months ago  
I don't even know how to play! 3 months ago  
Very forking frisky. 3 months ago +2
I'll be hotter than any one else. 3 months ago +1
HAMMER TIME! 3 months ago +1
Or the other presidents will brutally kill him. 3 months ago  
None that I can remember. 3 months ago  
Bulls won't attack unless they feel threatened, and chances are that the bulls will fight to the death anyway. 3 months ago +1
Hate to break it to you, but 12 volts DC and 400 amps can't even shock you unless you pierce the skin. Usually you feel the shock when it's 30-60 volts DC. Depends on resistance of the skin. 3 months ago  
Especially the bawbag that's in the White House right now. 3 months ago +1
Not gonna lie, might sh*te myself if he appears out of nowhere. 3 months ago  
INCLUDE ME IN THIS YA BAWBAG!!! 3 months ago  
Both. 3 months ago  
I already do that! 3 months ago +1
It's even more scarier when you have a million angry and naked Scottish bagpipers! 3 months ago +1
Scotland 4 months ago  
Scotland. 4 months ago +1
My family eats both. 4 months ago  
Because people who try to get 100% deserves to be tortured. 4 months ago +1
Amazing Grace played on the pipes. 4 months ago  
Maybe the FBI wants to wish you a happy birthday? 4 months ago  
Florida Man Steals Elderly Woman's Purse, Runs Her Over in McDonald's Parking Lot 4 months ago  
Does selling guns at a gun shop encourage mass shootings? No. One thing they are doing (not completely sure about it) is they are installing breathalyzers in cars where you have to blow in it before you can start the vehicle. 4 months ago +1
I'll turn your face into a bomb. 4 months ago +2
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *Gives you huge horse hugs and sloppy wet horse kisses.* 4 months ago +1
Free? Let's see... Second Amendment is slowly getting strangled... I had no healthcare for two damn months because of the government's stupidity... my SSI is taking money away from me... the bawbag that we call our president is lying about basically everything... FREE COUNTRY MY ASS!!! 4 months ago +4
That's a fate worse than death. 4 months ago +1
How the f*ck did you die? Heart attack? 4 months ago +1
I didn't see any Scottish or horse related questions. There is a very high chance of face eating! 4 months ago +1
Me going nuclear on Donald Trump's ugly face. 4 months ago +1
I swear to Horse that I'm gonna ban hammer this f*cking guest when given the f*cking chance!!! 4 months ago +1
Hey, the baby would crawl around without it on... why not be efficient and get free cleaning! I see no issue here, no abuse, no harm. I'd actually buy this if I had a baby. 4 months ago  
They better be good, or you'll get your face eaten. 4 months ago +1
What? 4 months ago  
Because why the hell not. He is my future son. He already learned that you need lube first. I may not be gay, but I agree that you have the right to be gay. Anyone who has a damn issue with that can go get sucked up into that f*cking black hole!!! 4 months ago  
Unless I wear a kilt... 4 months ago  
I just realized this was a different question, and even then, I wouldn't punish him. 4 months ago  
Ahem... 4 months ago  
Scots don't cry. 4 months ago  
The Pseudo Piper with his Pseudo Pipes. 4 months ago +2
Compared to what I researched, sports pays way too much money compared to other jobs. You make millions just by doing sports, and you only risk broken bones. You make about 60,000 just for being a electrical lineman, where if you make one mistake, it can cost you your f*cking life. Now tell me, does that make any f*cking sense? You should be paid way more than you deserve if you are working in dangerous conditions. If you want a real job helping others, don't play sports. You can become a construction worker, emergency responder, etc. 4 months ago +1
More b*stards to kill. 4 months ago  
Wind mills cause cancer. 4 months ago  
First, I'm already dead, and second, I'd rather f*ck him up with a caber! 4 months ago +2
Don't be afraid to slap em! 4 months ago  
You lucky b*stard. 4 months ago  
Listen, I do love dogs, but at the same time, you never know what that person's future can hold. For all you know, he could develop a cure for cancer or AIDs. 4 months ago +2
I only have brothers, AND I'M THE F*CKING YOUNGEST!!!!! 4 months ago  
Excuse me? 4 months ago  
It's common for horses like me to have a big horse nose! 4 months ago +2
AYE!!! 4 months ago +1
F*CK MATH! 4 months ago +1
Both. 4 months ago  
I'd kill the sh*t out of him... then when we meet where ever we go after death, I'll thank him. 4 months ago +1
I don't ever remember you making me angry, 4 months ago  
I clearly can't grammar in past questions. 4 months ago +1
That wasn't necessary. 4 months ago  
And the rest of your body when you get shocked. 4 months ago  
You never seen a angry pony before... they have a short temper... *Dies by pony attack.* 4 months ago  
Well yeah, but they gave Scotland a free wall, without asking! 4 months ago  
I believe I can touch the sky! 4 months ago  
Thank you! 4 months ago  
Still not a close one. The Romans built a wall so they can keep the kilty bois out. 4 months ago  
Both. 4 months ago +1
I'm too lazy to. 4 months ago +1
If I have to, I will. 4 months ago +2
Check the percentages again. 4 months ago  
Nae. 4 months ago +1
Explain why you sent me this gif, or I'm gonna take that transmission pole and shove it up where the sun doesn't shine! 4 months ago +1
Oh! Stupid of me to say that to the person who made this for me... you have my permission to call me stupid whenever you want. 4 months ago +1
It was easy to do. I use a online transparent photo creator. Put a image in, and it'll get rid of certain colors. Just make sure you do it right, or you'll screw it up! If you want the link to the site, just let me know. Free to use, just have to make a account to do it! 4 months ago +1
Intervene and break his face. 4 months ago +1
HAMMER TIME! 4 months ago  
Yup, but at the same time, you need to keep in mind that gas engines produce greenhouse gases. And that's not what the Earth needs right now. If that wasn't a problem, it'd be a different situation. 4 months ago  
Cars. And I don't think Tesla will do it. 4 months ago  
Then attack those motherf*ckers. 4 months ago  
I'm not killing off my kind. But I'd gladly kill off human kind. 4 months ago +1
Unless it's a electric car. 4 months ago  
Why is it now easier for me to believe what you just said? Telling you man, the US is f*cked 4 months ago  
RIPD 4 months ago +1
More food for me! 4 months ago  
Seriously? 4 months ago  
Explains why I couldn't f*cking access it. 4 months ago +1
Title? 4 months ago +1
I fuze them. 4 months ago  
*Horse snoring intensifies.* 4 months ago +1
I'm a unicorn with a invisible horn. 4 months ago +2
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TanOptimalIrishdraughthorse-max-1mb.gif Gonna drop some freedom on ISIS. 4 months ago +1
HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE! 4 months ago +1
Taking a Crazy Horse to the face. 4 months ago +2
They're bawbags. 4 months ago +2
Soon I'll be sh*tting bricks. 4 months ago +2
Wear goggles... or you'll feel the burn. 4 months ago  
Catlover. 4 months ago +1
I don't have feet, I have hooves. 4 months ago  
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/37/04/86/370486c07f79aa60b7dc9a39de85c53e--big-noses-personal-space.jpg 4 months ago  
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/37/04/86/370486c07f79aa60b7dc9a39de85c53e--big-noses-personal-space.jpg 4 months ago +1
I'll kill anyone who dares to block me from Five Guys. 4 months ago +1
My life. 5 months ago +3
My life. 5 months ago +2
Better than me playing the piano. 5 months ago +1
He can only dream of doing that. 5 months ago  
That's normal compared to other sh*t I see on this site. 5 months ago +2
He'll be Putin the jar by me. 5 months ago +1
https://media.tenor.com/images/f6f91f0f5bd4d733e1fb9dfee1c37580/tenor.gif 5 months ago +1
Break his f*cking face with a nuclear caber. 5 months ago +2
Depending on the situation... 5 months ago  
I want to be both sucked and blowed when I die/ 5 months ago  
https://twitter.com/i/status/1108074087836987394 (IT'S RIOT TIME!) 5 months ago +1
I might have seen it then. 5 months ago  
How the f*ck are they invaders? 5 months ago  
Nope, What is the gif you're sending me? 5 months ago  
Just because they were Muslim doesn't mean they are evil. 5 months ago  
You can try it... not sure if it'll work though. 5 months ago  
I need a school friendly link... 5 months ago  
Oh, right... about that... there's definitely no return from that! 5 months ago +1
How the f*ck is that self defense?! HE SHOT UP A F*CKING CHURCH! 5 months ago  
*Bolts.* 5 months ago +1
Pussy. 5 months ago +1
I say nae and neigh to this. 5 months ago  
So... you sponsor terrorism? 5 months ago  
It was a long time ago. 5 months ago  
Lol! Feckin' Christ, 'At gart me laugh way mair than it shoods ay! 5 months ago +1
Molasses... (not my plush horse.) 5 months ago +1
I's break his face and steal the money from him. 5 months ago  
It's ok. 5 months ago  
Mom and dad are not around anymore... and no, they don't threaten me. 5 months ago  
Already can! 5 months ago  
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM/DAD!!! 5 months ago  
Send him to where all the accordion players are! 5 months ago +3
FORK WINTER! 5 months ago +1
I feel like I'm being made fun of. 5 months ago +2
I already know I'm a demon. 5 months ago  
High in the misty Highlands, Out by the purple islands, Brave are the hearts that beat Beneath Scottish skies. Wild are the winds to meet you, Staunch are the friends that greet you, Kind as the love that shines from fair maidens' eyes. 5 months ago  
*Demonic screaming intensifies.* 5 months ago +2
Not even me or The Pseudo Piper could win against Spongebob! 5 months ago +2
If it sounds too good to be true, it's a scam. 5 months ago +2
All horses are cute! 5 months ago +1
It's bagpipe shaped. 5 months ago +2
He's the only person who managed to f*ck it up. 5 months ago  
COD, GTA5, and Battlefield. 5 months ago  
Titanic, Twister, Ferninard. 5 months ago  
Squidward. 5 months ago  
Doodlebob. 5 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 5 months ago  
SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTISHHHHH! 5 months ago  
It's actually a picture of me. 5 months ago +1
I'm only half ginger. 5 months ago  
We just went from horse to space shuttle! 5 months ago  
NEIN NEIN NEIN!!! 5 months ago  
The Pseudo Piper and Pinkie both wish you a happy birthday!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXQ-8eQWdUA&list=PLPkzAyZE3lpZ2eiW7-Tpdv2-E4ZZEGwDE&index=3&t=0s 5 months ago +1
Bagpipes. 5 months ago  
We're all b*tches then! 5 months ago  
Join the dark side, we have cookies! 5 months ago  
whoever gets to me first. 5 months ago  
Whisky. 5 months ago  
You're a b*tch for calling her a b*tch. 5 months ago +1
We give them explosive sheep then. 5 months ago  
You're welcome. Make sure you play Scotland the Brave on St Patty's day to p*ss off the Irishmen! 5 months ago  
Possess a set of bagpipes to harass all of you!!! 5 months ago +1
Yeah, because if this actually happened, I would die because someone chose A when I choose B. 5 months ago +2
Unless it's a terrorist. We don't negotiate with those sheep f*ckers. 5 months ago +1
Before you go, I need to give you haggis, a kilt, and a set of bagpipes! 5 months ago  
More Scootish! 5 months ago +1
THAT'S THE POINT! 5 months ago +1
*Nukes every universe that ever existed.* 5 months ago +1
Steal haggis and bagpipes. 5 months ago +1
Nearer My God to Thee and Amazing Grace. 5 months ago  
Mexicans. 5 months ago  
*Rips off your bow tie and steals your soul.* DON'T F*CKING TEST ME AGAIN YA BAWBAG!!! 5 months ago +1
Break his face with my face. 5 months ago  
*Memory loss intensifies* 5 months ago  
Scotland the Brave (Earrape). 5 months ago  
What if you're wearing a kilt and a breeze decides to see what's underneath it? 5 months ago +3
Yeah, we let Ireland take the stupidity. 5 months ago  
A then B. 5 months ago  
AYE!!! 5 months ago +1
This site won't work either. 5 months ago  
Not blocked, but it didn't work for me. 5 months ago  
Site was down for me. 5 months ago  
Your grammar just proved it to me. 5 months ago  
Haggis. 5 months ago +1
*Stabs him with my head while you p*ss on him.* 5 months ago +1
Someone who is better than you, 5 months ago +4
Scootish. 5 months ago  
Alba an aigh. 5 months ago  
It's a good thing for horses to have a good amount of weight though. 5 months ago  
Gummy worms. 5 months ago +2
https://media.giphy.com/media/NgDG3Ujm4GPy8/giphy.gif BLUB BLUB MOTHERF*CKER!!! 5 months ago +1
DEUS VULT!!! 5 months ago  
Stop trying to scam people. I know who you are. 5 months ago +3
A horse. 5 months ago +1
I mean I already did a few times. 5 months ago +1
Aye. 5 months ago  
Because you love me. 5 months ago  
Lol. 5 months ago  
No. 5 months ago  
SHE'S GOING FOR A 100%! 5 months ago  
Can't answer because I love you in a horse way. 5 months ago  
HE'S GOING FOR A 100%! STOP THIS MOFO!!! 5 months ago  
*Hits you with a sexy set of bagpipes.* 5 months ago +2
Sorry, but I prefer hands on stuff. 5 months ago  
$500 for me. 5 months ago  
I'm offended that the girl's shirt is whatever color that is. 5 months ago  
Go big or go home. 5 months ago +1
Not exactly true. Scots do hate Trump because he has golf coarses in Scotland. But they brought traditions to us, especially emergency service Pipe and Drum. 5 months ago  
Fork you. 5 months ago +1
B will make you look weaker... which means that you'll be more of a target when given the chance. 5 months ago  
To be honest with you, I have not a clue. I just stopped somehow. 5 months ago  
They wouldn't be surprised. I'm Scootish! 5 months ago  
Use to. 5 months ago  
Makes it easier to get a good grip. 5 months ago +1
Scotland and England are two different countries. End of story. 5 months ago  
No, Scottish American if anything. 5 months ago  
American-Scottish if you want to be particular. 5 months ago  
Stop trying to scam. 5 months ago  
I live in America. 5 months ago  
Dude, if I wanted to be called British, I would ask to be called that. But I'm not asking to be called that. 5 months ago  
I'LL MISS YOU!!! 5 months ago +1
Almost all Scots I know consider themselves Scottish. Trust me, we're different from the British by a long way. They don't toss cabers and play the bagpipes like we do. 5 months ago  
TH' CORRECT TERM IS "THAUR IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE ATWEEN SCOOTLUND AN' ENGLAIN! SCOOTLUND HAS NICER FOWK AN' RESPECT OTHERS, AN' TH' ENGLAIN IS JIST A SCOOTLUND WANNA-BE!" 5 months ago  
Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 5 months ago +3
Not really surprised to be in the middle. 5 months ago +1
Keep me here. 5 months ago +2
Hey, if they fork up with trying to kill you, they'll probably give up. 5 months ago +2
You're right, I'm a NSS. 5 months ago +1
Because he's not a forking user!!! 5 months ago +1
I identify as a NSS. 5 months ago +1
Lol. I honestly thought that you were doing a question about what gun p*sses people off more. Immediately clicked, realized what I did, and was happy to see what I actually answered. 5 months ago  
But I love you as a horse! *Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 5 months ago +1
B is basically communism. We don't need that sh*te. 5 months ago +1
https://media.giphy.com/media/JhmXgWDIrnYMU/giphy.gif 5 months ago +1
Besides me. 5 months ago +1
Aunt and uncle. 5 months ago +1
https://media.giphy.com/media/223MzG93xoZbO/giphy.gif 5 months ago +1
I can be a smart donkey whenever I want to be! 5 months ago +1
ALBA GU BRATH!!!! 5 months ago  
ON ANOTHER STEEK!!! 5 months ago +1
*Throws a Scottish train at you.* 5 months ago +3
Me - Died after jumping off a cliff while playing "Scotland the Brave" on the pipes... to prove a point. 5 months ago  
Mostly ads though. 5 months ago +1
Tell me to not do something, I dare you to! 5 months ago  
Ya bet he's going to get yelled at by me! 5 months ago +1
Misclicked. 5 months ago +1
He's a waffle. 5 months ago  
Never saw it, but the first one was awesome as fork! 5 months ago +1
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/25/b9/3d/25b93ddae5376b7ac819de7fb7f597de--scottish-memes-pins.jpg?b=t 5 months ago  
I'm very punny. 5 months ago  
I still prefer this though: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/536d93dae4b06672a7c8d6eb/t/54f0d107e4b0ceb95f26ed68/1425068386221/Azidoazide+3D.png 5 months ago  
AYE!!! 5 months ago +2
NEIN NEIN NEIN! 5 months ago +1
Survival first/ 5 months ago +1
Bagpipes and whisky. 5 months ago  
I still love you in a horse way. 6 months ago  
*Expands my horse army to infinity.* 6 months ago +2
You do. 6 months ago +1
Yeah, they played "Amazing Grace: on the pipes. 6 months ago  
Or horses. 6 months ago +1
I had to make the joke, 6 months ago +1
We all know that you would select A because you have it. 6 months ago +3
*Rips my horse head off and throws it at everyone.* 6 months ago +1
Or you can do what I normally do... hide and go asleep... I look very dead asleep. 6 months ago +3
NEIN!!! 6 months ago  
Whoever says no needs to experience some mental illnesses to see what people like me have to put up with. 6 months ago  
*Literally throws myself at you.* 6 months ago +1
I can already do A. 6 months ago +1
Lol. Yeah, and I still love you for making that for me! 6 months ago +1
No, you're getting hit by 100% of the hart... 6 months ago  
*Gives you a bunch of horse kisses.* 6 months ago  
Who said the strings would hit you? 6 months ago +1
And I still have it! 6 months ago +1
Ever see a horse eat snow before? 6 months ago  
Study of bagpipes. It's a real thing. 6 months ago  
Minor ones. 6 months ago  
Misclick, I won;t have children (My plushies are very smart. 6 months ago  
Study of bagpipes. 6 months ago +1
*Throws my literal horse body at you and blows up.* 6 months ago  
It's better tae be blue 'en red! 6 months ago +2
He never seen a molasses powered horse... NASA is still asking me how I do it... so they can get to Neptune in a day! 6 months ago  
Less death. 6 months ago +1
Me. 6 months ago +2
I'll give all of you sloppy wet horse kisses! 6 months ago +1
A is a train/truck/patriotic singer and not sure who B is. 6 months ago +1
Who cares, I still love you all. 6 months ago  
Nope. 6 months ago  
A? 6 months ago  
Yu sure about that? 6 months ago  
Equal rights... 6 months ago +1
*Chooses option A and punches you in the face through the phone.* 6 months ago +2
*Punches you in the face through the device your using and your phone.* 6 months ago +2
You know him? 6 months ago  
They won't. I pay them with molasses and carrots. 6 months ago +1
That's because you have no idea. 6 months ago +2
Come on, we're cousins! 6 months ago +1
AYE! 6 months ago  
Rude. 6 months ago +1
The Pseudo Piper told me to do it. 6 months ago  
You instead? 6 months ago +1
Why use salt when you have me? 6 months ago +1
*Hits you with a nuclear train.* 6 months ago  
*Gives you a hug.* 6 months ago +1
We don't talk about that here! 6 months ago  
Cuddling with my plush horses! 6 months ago  
Oh, and fork everyone who pronounces Celtic wrong! 6 months ago  
Dundee United F.C. 6 months ago  
Plot twist: She's a mare! 6 months ago +2
I don't fork with Svamp. (Most of the time.) 6 months ago  
Oh god, that even scares me! 6 months ago  
No. 6 months ago  
*Gives you hugs and kisses.* 6 months ago +1
I'm too old to be ridden! 6 months ago  
*Gives you kisses and chocolate.* 6 months ago +1
Can you not give me chemical names! 6 months ago  
23 inches. 6 months ago  
*Eats you while you you eat me.* 6 months ago +1
*Suffers from extreme chanter boner.* 6 months ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 6 months ago  
*Cue Jaws music.* 6 months ago +1
I know and I love you too. 6 months ago +1
Aye 6 months ago  
I hate you. 6 months ago +1
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/szE33lnka_k/maxresdefault.jpg 6 months ago  
I want the shirt on the right. 6 months ago +2
Less death. 6 months ago +3
Go fork yourself with a rusty spoon. 6 months ago +2
My plushies... 6 months ago  
https://media1.tenor.com/images/90e96cc51b76b39d1cb0a95413d5ac9c/tenor.gif?itemid=10317767 6 months ago +2
HAGGIS!!! 6 months ago +1
I'm older than you. 6 months ago  
FALK YOU YA COONTS!!!! 6 months ago +2
It's blocked on my computer though. 6 months ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 6 months ago +2
So did I. I saw him in Nebraska. 6 months ago  
Nae. 6 months ago  
Need to get any color that isn't forking bright though. 6 months ago  
Go fork yourself with a fork 6 months ago +2
*Gives you haggis and bagpipes for a birthday present.* 6 months ago +2
I have New Balance... 6 months ago  
Happy early birthday... I'll definitely forget within the first seven days. 6 months ago +1
Only if you give me food! 6 months ago +1
It's ok if you mess something up in the future, because it never happened yet, but mess one thing up in the past, you have a good chance of destroying Earth. 6 months ago +2
Two things all horses don't have a problem with! 6 months ago +1
Please don't be another Musta! 6 months ago +1
Neigh. 6 months ago +1
*Gives you horse hugs.* 6 months ago  
8 and you get hit by a American train. 6 months ago  
Hae ye e'en bin tae englain? 6 months ago  
Fork. 6 months ago  
Neigh. 6 months ago  
*Eats me with you in me.* 6 months ago +2
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LittleZealousArachnid-size_restricted.gif 6 months ago +1
Neigh. 6 months ago  
Dornt be a bobby an' mah inner Scot willnae come it! 6 months ago  
*Eats you first.* 6 months ago +1
Stealing my caber shooter is the same as stealing my haggis. 6 months ago  
*Lets you live* 6 months ago  
Ohhhhhh. 6 months ago  
Both ya bawbag! 6 months ago  
Don't know that person. Idea from question I asked. https://uploads.scratch.mit.edu/users/avatars/24707386.png *Throws the Titanic at you.* 6 months ago  
*Throws a hydrogen bomb at you.* 6 months ago +1
Just did! 6 months ago  
Fork the dutch. 6 months ago  
*Smacks you with a holy train.* 6 months ago +1
*Gives you more horse cuddles, hugs, and kisses.* 6 months ago +1
14 because you know me best! *Gives you horse cuddles, hugs, and kisses.* 6 months ago +1
*Gives you a sloppy wet hose kiss.* 6 months ago  
*Nickers* 6 months ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 6 months ago +1
*Cuts off your shiny metal ass and runs you over with a train on a train.* 6 months ago  
YE BETTER RIN LOON AFAIR AH RELEASE TH' WILD HAGGIS AN' BAGS! 6 months ago +1
Whinny! 6 months ago  
And you just got hit by another train. 6 months ago +1
*Runs you over with train.* 6 months ago  
But it did cause you to get hit by a train that Trump was operating. 6 months ago +1
GIE TH' BUCK IT YE BLUDY FANNY UR I'LL HANG, DRAW AN' QUARTER YE LOCH TH' ENGLISHMEN DID TAE WILLIAM WALLACE! 6 months ago +2
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 6 months ago  
10. 6 months ago  
10. 6 months ago +1
I can't even see the pictures! 6 months ago  
Neigh 6 months ago  
I'm offended by A. 6 months ago  
I'll rate you haggis. 6 months ago +1
Wait, I gave you my email so you can send it to me. Just now you sent me another one to sign a petition. I recognize the name on the email and the picture and they match... You probably forgot about it. 6 months ago  
I just researched it. There are 50 other trains... and the 50th is operated by a forking carrot. 6 months ago +1
O You commented after saying you didn't want to do this. You are now cursed with never-ending falling trains! 6 months ago +1
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