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CrazyxHorse1 (user #98,358) MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star

Joined on October 8th, 2017 (496 days ago)

Votes: 24,166

Questions: 320 view

Comments: 6,400

Profile views: 358


Plays Pseudo Pipes and electric keyboard. Cuddles with plush horses and a moose.

Loves anything Scottish, and horses.

Music interests: Pipe and drum, Saor Patrol (pipe rock), classic rock, old and new country, classical, hymnals, and some pop.

Known to joke about: Anything Scottish, horses, and weapons (nuclear is very common right now).

Famous personalities: Crazy Horse, and The Pseudo Piper. Both won’t hesitate to immediately start fighting and nuclear winter is almost always a consequence of these fights. All fighting immediately stops with food.


CrazyxHorse1 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Better Bagpiper meme 3 Metal or Stressful 1 day ago 35 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Bagpiper meme 2 Dirty Bagpiper or Be yourself 1 day ago 28 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Bagpiper meme Piobaireachd or Spilled Guinness 1 day ago 27 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a... 2 Pipe Organ to the face or Harp to the face (Same size as the pipe organ) 1 day ago 28 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a Horse to the face or Pseudo Pipe to the face (Cement) 1 day ago 30 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Punched in the face through the phone by me or Get chased by be and my horse army 2 days ago 52 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and see ___________ in your room Boxcar Willie or Boxcar Hobo 2 days ago 42 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I hit Sodium with a train Yes or No 2 days ago 75 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Do you think I have a Low pitched voice or High pitched voice 2 days ago 58 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Happy Valentine's Day! *Gives Crazy Horse kisses* or *Gives Crazy Horse hugs* 3 days ago 60 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Suggest a power for my Pseudo Pipes Aye or Nae 3 days ago 54 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you risk your life to steal my haggis for $100,000 Aye or Nae (NOPE!) 1 week ago 72 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Comment and Crazy Horse/The Pseudo Piper will rate you from 0-13 because why the hell not (random pics) (Might also get hit by a train from a previous question) Aye! or Nae! 1 week ago 46 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Twitter account Yes or No 2 weeks ago 74 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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You just got hit by a train and died. Comment to see who was operating the train Comment or No-Couldn't do a three point turn 2 weeks ago 65 votes 85 comments 0 likes
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Click the link in the description if you want to see what happens after you change some computer coding around Yes or No 2 weeks ago 48 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather me hack your Description or Where you live 2 weeks ago 41 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Zapped by static electricity (25,000 volts) or Zapped by a electric outlet (120 volts) 3 weeks ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a unicorn sit on your shoulder while playing bagpipes (Scottishness intensifies) or Have this future KFC food stand on your shoulder 3 weeks ago 51 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get ran over by a mad Pseudo Piper or Take ricin to the face 3 weeks ago 41 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Clean a camper compartment with bleach (Look at that sexy beard!) or Be a terrorist, who has to scrape tile mortar off the bathroom floor before blowing up infidels 3 weeks ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which picture is more cuter Ashley on my shoulder or Cuddling with Molasses 3 weeks ago 36 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More interesting picture Lightning icicle or Ice inside window 3 weeks ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get attacked by Wild haggis or Wild bagpipes 1 month ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix planes and ships together? I know or What? 2 months ago 82 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kiss me under the mistletoe or Find me laying down in front of your Christmas tree 2 months ago 93 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Mistletoe or Missile tow 2 months ago 105 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I cut off the top portion of my kilt? Yes or No 2 months ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use Flex Tape to repair (gtc26 stole my Flex Tape ideas) Bagpipes or A caber 2 months ago 87 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get trolled by Crazy Horse or The Pseudo Piper 4 months ago 64 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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HAGGIS!!! BAGPIPES!!! or KILTS!!! 4 months ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 4 Fear the kilt or Objects under this kilt 4 months ago 81 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 3 How warm are your hands or Top 5 reasons to wear a kilt 4 months ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get 2 Kilt or My kilt 4 months ago 58 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Assuming I would buy the shirt, what shirt should I get It's a kilt or What's under my kilt 4 months ago 50 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my kilt (Sorry for the poor quality pictures) Aye or Nae 4 months ago 85 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like this shirt Yes (Front) or No (Back) 4 months ago 78 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you planning on celebrating Halloween? And if so, what are you going to wear for a costume? Yes (Comment costume) or No 4 months ago 85 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get struck by Lightning or Bagpipes (Nuclear) 4 months ago 118 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat food from a Plastic bag or Box 4 months ago 125 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Should the U.S. change the national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to Battle Hymn of the Republic Yes or No 4 months ago 86 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Funnier weather meme (UK) England getting p*ssed on or Welcome to Scotland: The place where- 4 months ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Should I do a "Human Bagpipes" video Yes or No 4 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do me a favor. Draw me as a cartoon using this picture Ok or No 4 months ago 77 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you know why some firefighting companies get involved in Pipe and Drum (Don't search until you answer) *Comments* or No 4 months ago 66 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk into a bar or Walk into a BAR 4 months ago 81 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What do you fear about me Getting kilt or Other 4 months ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Watch this video (in description) Aye will or Nae (I want to be kilt) (Notice anything funny in this picture?) 5 months ago 83 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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How old were you when 9/11 happened *Comment* or Wasn't born at the time. 5 months ago 114 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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WE ARE BAGPIPES! (Read description) *Taps in the chanter* or Buck aff ye bawbag! 5 months ago 63 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Soooo. I more or less made homemade bagpipes over the summer...... Needless to say I will raise Hell.... Are you with me? Aye (Actual picture of me) or Nae 5 months ago 112 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I'm back! Did you miss me? Yes or No 5 months ago 101 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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After tomorrow, I will rarely be on this site. I will miss you all! I will miss you too! or Bye 8 months ago 75 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Please tell me this isn't a cool gravestone (Because Musta gently reminded me to say please.) Aye or Nae 8 months ago 35 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 5 Horsie 1 or Horsie 2 8 months ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 4 Horsies 1 or Ponie 2 8 months ago 29 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 3 Horsie 1 or Crazy Horsie 2 8 months ago 24 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 2 Foalie 1 or Horsie 2 8 months ago 25 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Caption the horsie 1 Horseie 1 or Foalie 2 8 months ago 23 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You will see decreased activity on my account. I have to return my ChromeBook to the school, as the school year is coming to a close for me. I might be back on at random intervals. But I will be more active as soon as school starts. I wish all of you luck and I hope that you await the time that the Scottish Crazy Stallion comes back (Won't be leaving until Tuesday (EST) I will miss you! or I don't know you 8 months ago 44 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Horse A or Horse B 8 months ago 34 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you get when you mix a set of bagpipes and a piano together *Comments* or I don't ******* know 8 months ago 48 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Organ transplant or ORGAN transplant 8 months ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Caption this Construction Piper or MacZippy 8 months ago 34 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #7 The raincoat was invented in Scotland (Wonder why...) or The world record for the longest echo in a man-made structure has been set in an underground fuel depot constructed near Invergordon, Scotland (FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!!) 8 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #6 Ultrasound was first used in Glasgow hospitals or Whiskey (You already know) 8 months ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #5 James Clerk Maxwell, founder of electromagnetism, was born in Scotland or Loganair flight from Westray to Papa Westray is the world's shortest commercial flight that can be done in less than a minute 8 months ago 53 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #4 Penicillin was created by Alexander Fleming or Edinburgh is a top haunted destination in Europe 8 months ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #3 Alexander Graham Bell was born in Edinburgh or Dolly the sheep was created in a lab in the University of Edinburgh 8 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #2 A Scottish breakfast is a very good way to get rid of a hangover or The first colored photograph was taken in Scotland (Picture) 8 months ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Interesting facts about Scotland #1 Edinburgh is credited with having the world's first fire brigade (1824) or Golf originated in Scotland 8 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Woods ye raither (Scottish) Tak' a bludy caber up th' crease or Tak' a transmission pole up th' crease 8 months ago 44 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lot of pipes or Be Duke of Wellington (The Traffic Cone Statue) 8 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Should Scotland have independence Aye or Nae 8 months ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Shark or Spider 8 months ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Nurse or Santa 8 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Horse costumes: Which one is better Harry Potter or Jack Sparrow 8 months ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get kilt by (EXTREMELY SCOTTISH!!!) MacHaggis MacBagpiper or Ian MacGregor 8 months ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get killed by a Haggis on a stick, ON A STEEK! (One of many weapons that Crazy Horse has or Snow bagpipes 9 months ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stupid or Be annoying 9 months ago 63 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Roast me (Mistakes may have been made...) *Comment* or *Return to sender* *Say Hi in chat* 9 months ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get Fried by lightning or Get sucked by a EF5 tornado 9 months ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you love me Yes or No 9 months ago 90 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play bagpipes or Die from wild haggis 9 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hear a constant 60 hertz tone or 440 hertz tone 9 months ago 37 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you celebrate "The Force be With You" Yes or No 9 months ago 63 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Is it weird that I had a dream about Roblox last night Yes or No 9 months ago 67 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Better Quote Mixed feelings or Scottish cuisine-Mike Myers 9 months ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end. Last question Fat Scottish Crazy Horse or MustaKrakish 9 months ago 48 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 8 Mass insanity or Alien invasion 9 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 7 Global war or Robots taking over Earth 9 months ago 73 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 6 Nanotechnology disaster or Environmental toxins 9 months ago 66 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 5 Ecosystem collapse or Biotech disaster 9 months ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 4 Global epidemic or Global warming 9 months ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 3 Reversal of Earth's magnetic fields or Flood basalt eruptions 9 months ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end 2 Rogue black hole or Giant solar flares 9 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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How will the world end Asteroid impact or Gamma ray burst 9 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Software gore Search box or Braveheart-The Intervention 9 months ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Now tell me, is this true It's very true or Not very sure 9 months ago 57 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather participate in Kilted yoga or Regular yoga 9 months ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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UNLIMITED HORSE HUGS AND KISSES FOR THE FIRST PERSON TO MAKE A CARTOON OF ME PLAYING THE BAGPIPES! Yes or Too lazy 9 months ago 58 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poke me or Be in the same room as azidoazide azide (reasons why it explodes) 9 months ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted by everyone at the same time or Get roasted for no reason 9 months ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Pick up the soap... Ok or Nope 9 months ago 76 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Call 811 or Not 9 months ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what happened in the past on this day (No looking it up or asking) (April 14) Yes or No 10 months ago 62 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have it rain Crazy Horses or Lead bagpipes 10 months ago 65 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (going 100 MPH/160 KMP), drive over a Huge pothole or Huge speedbump 10 months ago 83 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get an attitude adjustment from John Cena or Crazy Horse (Ryan K) "Bout to clean up someone's attitude" 10 months ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been killed to death Yes or No 10 months ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Without using the internet or any other means of looking it up, do you know what Alba gu bràth means Yes or No 10 months ago 71 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Do you like my creation (MacBagpiper-MacHaggis) Ay or Naw 10 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to put up with Me constantly playing the bagpipes (Bottom: Then be a bagpiper) or A very nippy foal (Top: Cute as a button) 10 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with me or Jump out of a plane with me 10 months ago 76 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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How would you react if you found me sleeping with you on your bed *Comments* or *Doesn't comment* 10 months ago 64 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me 2 I've almost got struck by lightning or My old house was destroyed by a tornado 10 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's true about me I live close to Scotland or I'm mostly German 10 months ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you know what the first meme was Yes or Nope 10 months ago 59 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Happy Easter! Yes or No 10 months ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather poke a ________ with a sharp butter knife LiPo battery or 120 volt live wire 10 months ago 43 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know me in real life or Take a caber to the balls 10 months ago 65 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Can you easily identify this horse Yes or Nope 11 months ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Did you celebrate St. Patrick's Day Yes or No 11 months ago 111 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Tackle me from my snow mound (Winner of the "Horse of the Snow Mound" Championship) or Not 11 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Quotes 1 Image A or Image B 11 months ago 65 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use a Ship horn ringtone or Machine gun fire ringtone 11 months ago 105 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think this is cool Negative fireplace or Just no 11 months ago 89 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Just comment what you think Image A or Image B 11 months ago 51 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you want to work at some type of warehouse Yes or No 11 months ago 82 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Who/what should you be more worried about The hurricane "in general" or Him 11 months ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Funny horses #3 Horse ears or Horse hair 11 months ago 48 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take the (Post results in comments) Scottish test or Irish test 1 year ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better collection Horses or Electrical utility 1 year ago 54 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funny Horses Without warning or Electric fence 1 year ago 45 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Can you do me a favor? Get a tissue and hold it to my nose so I can blow it Yes (Gives you a dollar) or Nope (Fires you) 1 year ago 65 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather visit (In Scotland) Edinburgh Castle or Falkirk Wheel 1 year ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a Valentine Yes or Nope 1 year ago 109 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Funnier horse Horse.exe stalled or Seat belts (Bottom: Unless you want to fly) 1 year ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More likely true #2 I was on the news a year ago or I'm a normal horse 1 year ago 95 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Slip on ice or Get hit by a slow moving car that is slipping on ice 1 year ago 103 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (Burning or frozen sensation) (Injured genitals) Roasted balls or Frozen balls 1 year ago 79 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be this Pink squeaky dog toy or Rubber squeaky chicken 1 year ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Search up 241543903 on Google images *Searches it up and comments* or *Scared to do it.* 1 year ago 87 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Better hurricane name Bawbag (Scotland) or Sandy (U.S.) 1 year ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Image A or Image B 1 year ago 69 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep in this Horse bed or This cat bed 1 year ago 53 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear Horse (Ashley) and unicorn (Pinky) earmuffs (They may nibble your ears...) or These... 1 year ago 51 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Don´t you just hate it when your power goes out Yes or No 1 year ago 82 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump in a tornado for any cookies of your choice (infinite) Yes (Might be crushed by me because I decided to go tornado surfing) or No 1 year ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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I´m back! I missed you or Go away 1 year ago 61 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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I´m just going to shut my mouth... YES or Ok... 1 year ago 67 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Are you mostly German or Polish 1 year ago 57 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather take a shower with CrazyxHorse1 or MustaKrakish 1 year ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I died, now what *Comments* or I don´t know 1 year ago 67 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch Azidoazide azide or Plutonium 1 year ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... with me Hide and seek or Tag 1 year ago 82 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Britain wants the U.S. back They can have it or 242 years? And just now they want it back?! 1 year ago 95 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a 9 volt battery or A car battery 1 year ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kiss Sexy EF5 tornado or Sexy Category 5 hurricane 1 year ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be tortured by Me or Whatever this thing is 1 year ago 64 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #3 Horse A or Horse B 1 year ago 40 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What would you do for a Klondike Bar *Comments for a free Klondike Bar* or I´m on a diet 1 year ago 54 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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What is more likely true I own holy gloves and still use them or I broke my right foot 1 year ago 64 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Caption this #2 Option A or Option B 1 year ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Name one thing that you´ll only find in Scotland *Comments* or *Leaves and trips* 1 year ago 45 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by a Chestnut mare (Bottom says ¨Like a chestnut mare¨) or Pony 1 year ago 53 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Do you want me to mow your lawn Yes or No 1 year ago 67 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You know that question that I asked about how many volts can kill you? YOU ALL FAILED! *Leaves while sad bagpipe music begins.*. or *Learns something new.* 1 year ago 47 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Suggest reading description) Jump or HE AINT GONNA JUMP NO MORE 1 year ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get the sh*t beaten out of you by me with a Old set of bagpipes (filled with bricks) or Old sporran (frozen haggis was shoved inside) 1 year ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Drone or Chanter 1 year ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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How many volts can kill you 240V - under or 600V - over 1 year ago 57 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play (recommend searching) Bagpipes or Smallpipes 1 year ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick this brush for ten minutes (probably has every chemical known to man on it) or Try to maneuver past these boxes (you touch, you die) 1 year ago 59 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's up with the guest from Guaynabo Municipio, Puerto Rico I don't know or *Gives answer* 1 year ago 48 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Are you aware that Ducky from NCIS is Scottish Yes or No 1 year ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the smallest set of bagpipes or The smallest violin 1 year ago 81 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you can't beat them, join them Why or Why not 1 year ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a grenade or Eat me 1 year ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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You hear a sound in the middle of the night *Checks* or *Doesn't check* 1 year ago 67 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get your balls cut off with a dull rusty spoon or Make me angry 1 year ago 67 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join me or Fight me 1 year ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather clean Me or Whatever this is 1 year ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather 50 Hz or 440 Hz 1 year ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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What pet do you want Rock or Haggis 1 year ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you want free education by me Yes or No 1 year ago 71 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bungee jump while playing the bagpipes or Be a wimp 1 year ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What's harder to find Waldo or 10mm socket 1 year ago 74 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that horses are way more advanced than humans Yes or No 1 year ago 97 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Is this statement true (Picture A) Yes or No 1 year ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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How many questions do you think I made yesterday less than ten or ten or more 1 year ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Or you can do what I normally do... hide and go asleep... I look very dead asleep. 13 minutes ago +1
NEIN!!! 3 hours ago  
Whoever says no needs to experience some mental illnesses to see what people like me have to put up with. 3 hours ago  
*Literally throws myself at you.* 1 day ago  
I can already do A. 1 day ago +1
Lol. Yeah, and I still love you for making that for me! 1 day ago +1
No, you're getting hit by 100% of the hart... 1 day ago  
*Gives you a bunch of horse kisses.* 1 day ago  
Who said the strings would hit you? 1 day ago  
And I still have it! 1 day ago +1
Ever see a horse eat snow before? 1 day ago  
Study of bagpipes. It's a real thing. 1 day ago  
Minor ones. 1 day ago  
Misclick, I won;t have children (My plushies are very smart. 1 day ago  
Study of bagpipes. 1 day ago +1
*Throws my literal horse body at you and blows up.* 1 day ago  
It's better tae be blue 'en red! 1 day ago +2
He never seen a molasses powered horse... NASA is still asking me how I do it... so they can get to Neptune in a day! 1 day ago  
Less death. 1 day ago +1
Me. 1 day ago +2
I'll give all of you sloppy wet horse kisses! 1 day ago  
A is a train/truck/patriotic singer and not sure who B is. 1 day ago  
Who cares, I still love you all. 1 day ago  
Nope. 1 day ago  
A? 1 day ago  
Yu sure about that? 1 day ago  
Equal rights... 1 day ago +1
*Chooses option A and punches you in the face through the phone.* 2 days ago +2
*Punches you in the face through the device your using and your phone.* 2 days ago +2
You know him? 2 days ago  
They won't. I pay them with molasses and carrots. 2 days ago +1
That's because you have no idea. 2 days ago +2
Come on, we're cousins! 2 days ago +1
AYE! 2 days ago  
Rude. 2 days ago +1
The Pseudo Piper told me to do it. 2 days ago  
You instead? 2 days ago +1
Why use salt when you have me? 2 days ago +1
*Hits you with a nuclear train.* 2 days ago  
*Gives you a hug.* 2 days ago +1
We don't talk about that here! 2 days ago  
Cuddling with my plush horses! 2 days ago  
Oh, and fork everyone who pronounces Celtic wrong! 2 days ago  
Dundee United F.C. 2 days ago  
Plot twist: She's a mare! 2 days ago +1
I don't fork with Svamp. (Most of the time.) 2 days ago  
Oh god, that even scares me! 3 days ago  
No. 3 days ago  
*Gives you hugs and kisses.* 3 days ago +1
I'm too old to be ridden! 3 days ago  
*Gives you kisses and chocolate.* 3 days ago +1
Can you not give me chemical names! 3 days ago  
23 inches. 3 days ago  
*Eats you while you you eat me.* 3 days ago +1
*Suffers from extreme chanter boner.* 3 days ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 3 days ago  
*Cue Jaws music.* 3 days ago +1
I know and I love you too. 4 days ago +1
Aye 4 days ago  
I hate you. 4 days ago +1
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/szE33lnka_k/maxresdefault.jpg 4 days ago  
I want the shirt on the right. 4 days ago +2
Less death. 4 days ago +3
Go fork yourself with a rusty spoon. 5 days ago +2
https://media.giphy.com/media/gFsgEZYCRspXy/giphy.gif 5 days ago  
My plushies... 5 days ago  
https://media1.tenor.com/images/90e96cc51b76b39d1cb0a95413d5ac9c/tenor.gif?itemid=10317767 6 days ago +2
I have no fingers 6 days ago  
HAGGIS!!! 1 week ago +1
I'm older than you. 1 week ago  
FALK YOU YA COONTS!!!! 1 week ago +2
It's blocked on my computer though. 1 week ago  
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 week ago +2
So did I. I saw him in Nebraska. 1 week ago  
Nae. 1 week ago  
Need to get any color that isn't forking bright though. 1 week ago  
Go fork yourself with a fork 1 week ago +2
*Gives you haggis and bagpipes for a birthday present.* 1 week ago +2
I have New Balance... 1 week ago  
Happy early birthday... I'll definitely forget within the first seven days. 1 week ago +1
Only if you give me food! 1 week ago +1
It's ok if you mess something up in the future, because it never happened yet, but mess one thing up in the past, you have a good chance of destroying Earth. 1 week ago +2
Two things all horses don't have a problem with! 1 week ago +1
Please don't be another Musta! 1 week ago +1
Neigh. 1 week ago +1
*Gives you horse hugs.* 1 week ago  
8 and you get hit by a American train. 1 week ago  
Hae ye e'en bin tae englain? 1 week ago  
Fork. 1 week ago  
Neigh. 1 week ago  
*Eats me with you in me.* 1 week ago +2
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LittleZealousArachnid-size_restricted.gif 1 week ago +1
Neigh. 1 week ago  
Dornt be a bobby an' mah inner Scot willnae come it! 1 week ago  
*Eats you first.* 1 week ago +1
Stealing my caber shooter is the same as stealing my haggis. 1 week ago  
*Lets you live* 1 week ago  
Ohhhhhh. 1 week ago  
Both ya bawbag! 1 week ago  
Don't know that person. Idea from question I asked. https://uploads.scratch.mit.edu/users/avatars/24707386.png *Throws the Titanic at you.* 1 week ago  
*Throws a hydrogen bomb at you.* 1 week ago +1
Just did! 1 week ago  
Fork the dutch. 1 week ago  
*Smacks you with a holy train.* 1 week ago +1
*Gives you more horse cuddles, hugs, and kisses.* 1 week ago +1
14 because you know me best! *Gives you horse cuddles, hugs, and kisses.* 1 week ago +1
*Gives you a sloppy wet hose kiss.* 1 week ago  
*Nickers* 1 week ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 1 week ago +1
*Cuts off your shiny metal ass and runs you over with a train on a train.* 1 week ago  
YE BETTER RIN LOON AFAIR AH RELEASE TH' WILD HAGGIS AN' BAGS! 1 week ago +1
Whinny! 1 week ago  
And you just got hit by another train. 1 week ago +1
*Runs you over with train.* 1 week ago  
But it did cause you to get hit by a train that Trump was operating. 1 week ago +1
GIE TH' BUCK IT YE BLUDY FANNY UR I'LL HANG, DRAW AN' QUARTER YE LOCH TH' ENGLISHMEN DID TAE WILLIAM WALLACE! 1 week ago +2
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 1 week ago  
10. 1 week ago  
10. 1 week ago +1
I can't even see the pictures! 1 week ago  
Neigh 1 week ago  
I'm offended by A. 1 week ago  
I'll rate you haggis. 1 week ago +1
Wait, I gave you my email so you can send it to me. Just now you sent me another one to sign a petition. I recognize the name on the email and the picture and they match... You probably forgot about it. 1 week ago  
I just researched it. There are 50 other trains... and the 50th is operated by a forking carrot. 1 week ago +1
O You commented after saying you didn't want to do this. You are now cursed with never-ending falling trains! 1 week ago +1
Aye, and you too! 1 week ago  
9. You also got hit by the train. 1 week ago +1
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 1 week ago  
*You get hit by a electric train.* 1 week ago  
Who the f*ck did then?! 1 week ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izyl7QjVAZE&t=70s You're welcome. 1 week ago  
10. 1 week ago  
12. 1 week ago  
12. 1 week ago +1
8. 1 week ago  
10 and you just got hit by the train. 1 week ago +1
11 1 week ago  
9. 1 week ago  
10. 1 week ago  
8. 1 week ago  
8. 1 week ago +1
10 I don't like being p*ssed on, but you're smart. 1 week ago +1
*Throws train at you.* 1 week ago  
Neigh. 1 week ago  
Neigh. 1 week ago  
10. You got hit by another train. 1 week ago +1
13 because I like psychopaths like you. 1 week ago +1
*Throws a train at you.* 1 week ago +3
Neigh. 1 week ago  
9 Because you do ask decently good questions. And you got hit by the train. 1 week ago  
12 Because you made a free cartoon for me. 1 week ago  
AYE! *Gets hit by diesel train.* 1 week ago  
Ten. You get lucky that the train is afraid of spiders. 1 week ago  
*Eats carrots and sugar cubes, and gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 1 week ago  
Neigh. 1 week ago  
Lol. 1 week ago  
No one. 1 week ago  
Neigh. 1 week ago  
I mean if they were doing free giveaways, I might just be tempted to get one. 1 week ago  
We studied the case, and it turns out you got hit by a flying baguette. 1 week ago  
GO FORK YOURSELF YA BAWBAG! 1 week ago +1
You just got hit by another train from the other question. 1 week ago +1
You just got ran over by another train that I was operating. 1 week ago +1
I'm gonna say another train... 1 week ago  
Your pet ant managed to hijack the train and kill you. 1 week ago +1
Both me and Putin were in the train. 1 week ago  
The English. 1 week ago +1
A pair of jeans somehow managed to kill all the workers, steal the train, and managed to kill you. 1 week ago  
What is it? 1 week ago  
Too much furry stuff? 1 week ago  
Either way you die... unless you're me. 1 week ago +2
Everyone is about to get lit (kill me please) 1 week ago +1
Someone got triggered 2 weeks ago  
You should use it. 2 weeks ago  
A cow. 2 weeks ago  
ISIS. 2 weeks ago +2
Good. 2 weeks ago +1
I don't even know that person! 2 weeks ago  
Probably ran out of whisky. 2 weeks ago  
Use any protection equipment? 2 weeks ago  
The other Mexican Satan. 2 weeks ago  
A wild fire. 2 weeks ago  
Virginia. 2 weeks ago  
Mexican Satan. 2 weeks ago +1
I'll steal your soul. 2 weeks ago  
Get out of here before I fire you! 2 weeks ago  
Statue of Liberty. 2 weeks ago  
Whoever speaks that language. 2 weeks ago +1
Jesus Christ. 2 weeks ago  
I see what you tried to do there. Yes, you got killed by water. Ever seen what sodium and water does? 2 weeks ago +1
Benjamin Dreyer Vestergård 2 weeks ago  
Cowboy. 2 weeks ago  
Another train inside that train (Don't ask how it happened, because I don't know). 2 weeks ago +1
The Unipiper. 2 weeks ago  
Bratwurst. 2 weeks ago  
Don't make me get my rusty spoon out! 2 weeks ago +1
Donald Trump. 2 weeks ago +1
Satan. 2 weeks ago  
You died as soon as you answered the question, and you can't kill a dead horse again! 2 weeks ago  
You somehow manage to hit yourself. 2 weeks ago +1
Batman. 2 weeks ago  
Hitler. 2 weeks ago  
Me. 2 weeks ago  
Your dad. 2 weeks ago  
Why did I even bother. You hate the Scots. 2 weeks ago  
Good. 2 weeks ago  
Neigh. 2 weeks ago  
FORK THE ITALIANS!!! 2 weeks ago +1
Nope, never left the US. 2 weeks ago  
AH DINNAE AVE ANY POCKETS!!! 2 weeks ago  
I work for the HCIS. 2 weeks ago  
Did they find out about it? 2 weeks ago  
*Spooks and hides.* 2 weeks ago  
Hey, at least you're closer than me! 2 weeks ago +1
Neigh. 2 weeks ago +1
It got hacked. 2 weeks ago +1
Right click on any part of the page, and there should be a option called "Inspect" If you're using Chrome, the shortcut is "CTRL", "Shift", and "i". 2 weeks ago  
It only changes it on that one person´s computer. 2 weeks ago +1
I always knew there was a reason why I love you in a horse way. 2 weeks ago +1
Scotland is more prone to raining haggis and bagpipes. 2 weeks ago  
I was about to say make fun of them, but you can't really make fun of yourself. 2 weeks ago  
More prone to fires. 2 weeks ago  
What user do you hate the most that is active? 2 weeks ago  
https://ibb.co/9p57sYg 2 weeks ago +1
It's fun, isn't it? 2 weeks ago +1
It's a forking doc with pictures of me breaking this site. 2 weeks ago  
Do I have to change your name to MexicanJesus? Because I will! 2 weeks ago  
Because Crazy Horse/Pseudo Piper Syndrome happened... Where Crazy Horse and The Pseudo Piper team up and absolutely fork sh*te up! 2 weeks ago  
The irony. 2 weeks ago  
This is why you shouldn't allow me to fork with computer codes. I won't even do anything that can harm others, I'll just fork with them for no reason what-so-ever!: https://ibb.co/V23Lypt 2 weeks ago  
California only has fires and earthquakes. 2 weeks ago +1
All you said was "Please do." nothing else! And it takes time to find where I have to change the code, because I have to click certain arrows so it'll show more code! 2 weeks ago  
https://ibb.co/mqggXrv 2 weeks ago  
*Eats sugar cubes and carrots.* 2 weeks ago  
They'll call you soon. 2 weeks ago  
That's what I thought ya bawbag! 2 weeks ago  
I was born in the USA, but I have Scottish blood in me. 2 weeks ago  
AYE!!! 2 weeks ago +1
https://ibb.co/LYFwNgJ 2 weeks ago  
My mom is dead... 2 weeks ago  
F*CK OFF YA BAWBAG, THIS WAS MAH IDEA!!!!!! 2 weeks ago +2
No sh*te! 2 weeks ago +1
I changed the description using the "Inspect" feature when you highlight a sentence and right click. If you know computer coding, you'll easily be able to do it! And I just changed where you live to The Pseudo Piper States! You have a email? 2 weeks ago +1
Yo, I just hacked into this guys question below this question and made the description different! https://ibb.co/27Wnszn 2 weeks ago +1
Do you have a soul? 2 weeks ago  
I'll eat it. 2 weeks ago +1
The Earth is actually just a huge forking set of bagpipes. 2 weeks ago +1
I voted for Putin. 2 weeks ago +1
What do you mean "nope"? I already gave it to them. 2 weeks ago  
We're civil? 2 weeks ago +1
I did give it to my plush horses a few weeks ago... did you get any calls from them? 2 weeks ago  
Fork you. 2 weeks ago  
Are we going to have issues with using the image in B? 2 weeks ago  
How pissed would you be if I gave out your phone number? 2 weeks ago +1
Cool enough for me to have his phone number. 2 weeks ago  
Because fork all humans. 2 weeks ago  
Seeing that you have no money, I'm sending you more money and a set of bagpipes so you can stab yourself... 2 weeks ago  
Then no. 2 weeks ago  
I think you're in the wrong conversation... 2 weeks ago  
Your soul? 2 weeks ago +1
I'm now weigh a ton and a quarter! 2 weeks ago  
More caffeine... I promise I don't do drugs!... https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT-_i_7928HcDgKP6aFzL_Ebw1m9n4RfdUTp7_LAoxq7LnPg8zyZQ 2 weeks ago  
Hello new guy, what's your name, social security number and credit card info? 2 weeks ago +1
I can't see two feet in front of me, HOW THE F*CK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO READ A??????? 2 weeks ago  
I wish you turned into a set of bagpipes and you couldn't do anything about it or make any wishes. 2 weeks ago  
Nuclear weapons? 2 weeks ago +1
I'm the special Scottish/Irish Potato. 2 weeks ago  
*Gives you big horse hugs and kisses.* 2 weeks ago +1
I have hooves... Thank you for the money! 2 weeks ago  
Unless I get food. 2 weeks ago +1
I'm older then potato. 2 weeks ago +1
Me. 2 weeks ago +1
Thank you! 2 weeks ago +2
I'm also sending you a million dollars. 2 weeks ago  
What is your address? I'm gonna ship you a set of bagpipes so you can stab yourself! 2 weeks ago  
Wii character. 2 weeks ago  
I like him very much! 2 weeks ago +3
I'm gonna have to stab you with a set of bagpipes if you try to eat my chicken! 2 weeks ago  
He may be stupid, but he's strong enough to rip atoms apart by hand to start nuclear fission... because of his stupidity. 2 weeks ago +1
Anyone who chooses A is fully responsible for the destruction of Earth. 2 weeks ago  
Don't know. 2 weeks ago  
This is where I'd release both Crazy Horse and The Pseudo Piper at the same time (Same body, different personality). Trust me, I'm getting about 3/4 of the money that way. 2 weeks ago  
Ok... 3 weeks ago  
You're talking to him. 3 weeks ago +2
I know who that demon is. 3 weeks ago  
Damn shame that you can't change username. They need to make that as a option. 3 weeks ago  
Yup. 3 weeks ago  
Using a school laptop, which has admin stuff on it. Sucks to be me! 3 weeks ago  
The US has a lot of national animals. 3 weeks ago +1
The chicken on my shoulder is a hen. I do have a rooster, and I'd never let him go on my arm because he is a absolute c*ck! 3 weeks ago +1
I thought cat were... 3 weeks ago  
The unicorn is Scotland's national animal... 3 weeks ago +2
Site was blocked, what was the picture? 3 weeks ago  
I think you need to tell Usmanc and Koreanjesus. 3 weeks ago  
I'm Scottish, I already have whisky in my blood! 3 weeks ago +1
Don't they f*cking rid those claw machines? 3 weeks ago  
I'm not sending nudes to you. And I'm not a damn woman! 3 weeks ago  
She. My rooster is a... you know... 3 weeks ago +1
Misclick. 3 weeks ago  
Interesting. Next time you see him, you can kindly tell him to f*ck off! 3 weeks ago  
Ever messed with azidoazide azide? 3 weeks ago  
What plushies do you have? 3 weeks ago  
F*CK BRITAIN AND F*CK THE UNION JACK!!! 3 weeks ago +1
I prefer a whisky bath. 3 weeks ago  
Thank you! 3 weeks ago +2
Did I scare you away? 3 weeks ago  
You say that after choosing manw over me you f*cking c*nt! 3 weeks ago +1
I'd be careful what you say, she'll probably send some EF-5 fire tornadoes at you. 3 weeks ago  
Wow, you have no faith in me what-so-ever! 3 weeks ago +2
Lol, Mother Nature decided that Texans deserve tornadoes and high temperatures. 3 weeks ago  
I'd still be Irish. 3 weeks ago  
For those who say A can get rid of literally everything they have if they believe it. Cars kills people, electricity kills people, food kills people, water kills people, and air kills people. 3 weeks ago  
Lol. 4 weeks ago  
I hope you stop living. 4 weeks ago +5
Whoever owns that green and white car in option B went full pipe organ! 4 weeks ago +1
I'd survive anyway. 1 month ago  
Same thing. 1 month ago  
Hi. 1 month ago  
Don't use it. 1 month ago  
Only drills. We had a code yellow yesterday (Just have to stay in whatever room you are in so hallways are clear). 1 month ago  
Doesn't matter, both are LIT! 1 month ago  
Oh. 1 month ago  
You'll die too... 1 month ago  
Good. 1 month ago  
Listen, if I have to, I will drop ten LGM-188 Peacekeepers in PA and kill everyone there. Now give me the coordinates! 1 month ago +1
Do you want to be murdered, because that's how you get murdered. 1 month ago  
Horse poop. 1 month ago  
Number one is the cat squeezers... (using a dying cat as bagpipes) (not recommended with a healthy one because you'll get shredded...) 1 month ago +1
Hey, can you give me your exact coordinates so I can nuke the sh*t out of you? 1 month ago +1
I'll b*tch slap you with my 16 toes! 1 month ago +1
MISCLICKED!!! WAY HARDER TO PLAY PSEUDO PIPES!!! 1 month ago  
Woman, you just started WWIII! 1 month ago +1
https://ibb.co/G0FD75s 1 month ago  
To your left, you can see some buildings, to the right, you can see the Statue of Liberty, and if you are in the cockpit, you can see two dead pilots, box cutters, and the World Trade center... sorry for the 9/11 jokes, they are just plane wrong... TSA, if you are reading this, it's clearly a joke... horses can't fly planes... and I want some hay! 1 month ago +1
I'll choke all of you with my left ear!!! 1 month ago +1
Horses are the best kissers! 1 month ago +1
*Gives you a horse hug.* 1 month ago +1
Getting struck by lightning... getting nuked by me.... 1 month ago +1
Aye. 1 month ago  
Hey, add me to the list please. 1 month ago  
Until he p*sses on you. 1 month ago +1
Or he p*sses on you. 1 month ago +1
Crome is the same thing. 1 month ago  
Reminded me of the song "Praise to the Man":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpBKQx8xu0&t=54s 1 month ago  
Never saw it, but if it's like Gnomeo and Juliet, then it should be awesome. 1 month ago +2
Food>rrrather. 1 month ago +1
Good for you then! A lot of confusion between the Scots and Irish... Then you have the people with no brains that say we are British when we're not. 1 month ago  
I hope you were not doing a Irish accent, I get told too many times I sound more Irish then Scottish. Or if I'm playing my Pseudo Pipes, people will ask me if I'm Irish. I am, but I'm more Scottish. They can even see the Saltire on the drone. I actually had to argue with someone for that exact reason. 1 month ago  
GO FOOK YESELF YA BLOODY FANNY!!! AH DINNAE AVE CAPS OON DE CROMEBOOKS!!! 1 month ago +6
Ye bawbag. 1 month ago +1
Och aye, coz if it ainae Scottish, IT'S GUFF!!! 1 month ago +1
Why would I think of something stupid? 1 month ago +1
And that one tornado... *Visibly shivers.* 1 month ago +1
I eat like a horse... 1 month ago  
Yes, we all know about your roosters. 1 month ago +2
But you have a whole lot of supplies on hand is something was to happen. 1 month ago +1
I'm not the suicidal type, thank you very much. 1 month ago +1
I know, I just had to make a joke about it. 1 month ago  
They weren't slaves, they were just workers! 1 month ago  
All the time when I was in South Carolina, even fell asleep on the bus. Girls seem to like boys more when they're sleeping. 1 month ago  
Horse... 1 month ago  
And in a kilt... Yes I did actually do that... and yes, it was a windy day... and no, I didn't wear any underwear. 1 month ago  
That's racist! 1 month ago  
https://pics.me.me/ufo-caught-on-tape-11942485.png 1 month ago  
England is guaranteed to get p*ssed on. 1 month ago  
I love you too! 1 month ago  
Elections. 1 month ago +1
Up to you. 1 month ago  
Seeing that everyone gets f*cked by one person's mistake. 1 month ago +1
It's not up to those who are diagnosed with it. 1 month ago  
AYE!!! 1 month ago  
Have it anyway. 1 month ago +1
Located in the Scottish Highlands! 1 month ago  
FOOKING CHRIST YA BAWBAGS, I COULD FOOKING RAKE DA LEAVES WITHOOT AH COOT OON!!! IN DA FOOKING WINTA!!! 1 month ago +1
*Jumps off a 150 ft cliff, dies, goes to Hell and drinks with Satan.* 1 month ago +1
I'm not next to you. 1 month ago +2
You tell a horse not to do something, he/she is not going to do it. 1 month ago +1
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago +1
Not "GTFO" but "WHAT?" 1 month ago +1
I love you too. 1 month ago +1
ALBA GU BRATH!!! 1 month ago +1
New year, same old grumpy me. 1 month ago  
I'm not patient! (I don't hold onto myself or other horses...) 1 month ago  
*Plays Auld Lang Syne on the bagpipes.* 1 month ago +1
I do, but not next to my ears! 1 month ago  
A cow. 1 month ago +1
Two words: Peter Capaldi 1 month ago +1
I'm just interested in Englishmen getting the same fate as William Wallace. 1 month ago  
Hell, give me a penny and I'll be richer! 1 month ago  
You didn't need to go that far... 1 month ago  
F*CK GRAVITY AND ALL OTHER F*CKING PHYSICS!!! 1 month ago +1
*Nickers.* 1 month ago  
Did I forget to tell you that even if you manage to kill A haggis, all others (5,000,000,000) will come at you... We Scots even went to nuking the f*cking place to get rid of those! 1 month ago  
Because F*CK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU! 1 month ago +1
Be warned, the Scottish sheep (and the heilan coo) may attack you. 1 month ago  
And that's why people die. 1 month ago  
Besides the lower immunity to diseases. 1 month ago  
*Gives you horse hugs and kisses.* 1 month ago  
Misclicked, gotta shove my caber somewhere. 1 month ago  
Use napalm. 1 month ago  
F*CK YOU! 1 month ago  
Dying. 1 month ago  
Living. 1 month ago  
Grenade>knife. 1 month ago  
William Wallace... 1 month ago +2
It's only a 10% chance of dying... and you get a very cool tattoo for free. 1 month ago  
If you love it so much, you should go outside during a lightning storm with the biggest metal pole. 1 month ago +1
Sticking metal items into electric outlets... 1 month ago  
https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.498201089.4977/flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg 1 month ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtbTBSmKHUI Better version! 1 month ago  
I can read upside down... 1 month ago  
Even your God doesn't f*ck with Mother Nature! 1 month ago +2
Any funny stories? 1 month ago  
So, how many times did you get smoked? 1 month ago  
Both. 1 month ago  
Seeing that I got awesome gifts. 1 month ago  
Money is money 1 month ago  
https://media.tenor.com/images/76d32a23ea4709821d1779abaa9211ab/tenor.gif 1 month ago  
Basically your average Crazy Horse/PseudoPiper. 1 month ago  
Because horses like me always have a positive attitude towards humans 1 month ago  
I do. 1 month ago +1
Except the Scottish, We're still Scottish. 1 month ago +1
GO FRACK YOURSELF! 1 month ago  
Me. 1 month ago  
Carol of the Turrets. 1 month ago  
https://pics.me.me/rock-around-the-christmas-tree-9408490.png 1 month ago  
Roast 1 month ago  
Food and drinks only. And anything in my mouth is treated as such! 1 month ago +1
News is useless these days. 1 month ago  
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/992/383/5f9.gif 1 month ago  
Nothing is faster than a Greased Scotsman 1 month ago  
More Scottish. 1 month ago +1
I know. I admit, I listen very old music besides classical. 1 month ago  
Since when did this generation listen to this type of music> 1 month ago  
MURICA AND SCOOTLAUND, FOOK AYE! 1 month ago  
A-merry-can... See what I did there? 1 month ago +3
Then it'll just go between the Brits and the Welsh... not even ending/ 1 month ago  
AYE, POKE THEIR FOOKING AYES OOT!!! TELL EM TAT TAE FOOKED UP!!! BURN IN FOOKING ELL!!!! 1 month ago  
Not as fat as a American 1 month ago  
I kill it! 1 month ago  
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/595/386/fd3.jpg 1 month ago +1
Musta would fap to it then p*ss on it. 1 month ago +2
We just leave it for the Irishmen 1 month ago +1
Kill or be killed. 1 month ago  
Goodbye USA, Hello Scotland! 1 month ago  
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LimpMadeupHuman-max-1mb.gif 1 month ago  
I have a power strip. But it stays on when I'm using anything plugged into it. Anything that needs constant power is plugged straight into the outlet. 2 months ago  
Sell nukes that work to North Korea. 2 months ago +1
Misclicked. I wanna be a Scottish Horse pancake. 2 months ago +1
Either way, he dies. 2 months ago +2
Gingers have no souls, half Gingers (me) have half a soul. I have brown hair, but ginger beard. It happens when you're half Scottish! 2 months ago  
Haggis. 2 months ago +3
Not in Ginger or half Ginger people... 2 months ago +1
I'd be more concerned about the ship we're about to crash into. 2 months ago  
Unless the pilot is Japanese and he's having flashbacks from WWII... 2 months ago  
Hope they like what I wear under my kilt and Pipe and Drum! 2 months ago  
You need to draw a dipstick on a caber now! 2 months ago  
SCOTLAND, F*CK YEAH!!! 2 months ago  
I'd also be worried about the Scot-Irishmen! 2 months ago  
Ponies are scarier! 2 months ago  
Scarier. 2 months ago  
Kamikaze attack 2 months ago  
But you'll only use A during Christmas... LET THE INNER DOG OUT!!! 2 months ago +1
Misclicked 2 months ago  
They don't deserve it! 2 months ago +1
SCOTLAND AND NORWAY FOREVER!!! 2 months ago  
AYE!!! 2 months ago  
We can both bomb England and blame it on aliens... 2 months ago  
Do we need to nuke the f*ck out of each other? 2 months ago  
Kamikaze attack 2 months ago  
Kamikaze attack. 2 months ago  
You hear that jockeys abuse horses? 2 months ago  
Aye. 2 months ago  
Do I need to call the Royal Regiment of Scotland? 2 months ago  
I said planes and ships, not a plane and a ship... so no. 2 months ago  
Kamikaze attack 2 months ago  
No... 2 months ago  
Kamikazes 2 months ago  
Kamikazes 2 months ago  
Kamikazes. 2 months ago  
Kamikaze 2 months ago  
Opposite. Kamikaze attack. 2 months ago  
That too, but it was a Kamikaze 2 months ago  
Kamikaze 2 months ago  
Kamikaze 2 months ago  
*Eats carrot and gives you hugs and kisses.* 2 months ago  
And C 2 months ago  
I have B... 2 months ago  
Aye! 2 months ago +1
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