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DanniTheDruid (user #111,942) Female

Joined on September 25th, 2019 (52 days ago)

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    If you turn invisible you will go blind. 1 month ago  
    Luke Skywalker has a horrible life. 1 month ago  
    Something called a nickname. 1 month ago  
    When the zombies come, I will have a baseball bat to bash their brains out. 1 month ago  
    At least if I die from lightning, it will be over quick. 1 month ago  
    I clicked the wrong one... I meant to click the one with cakes cause there are ice cream cakes. 1 month ago  
    Chuck Norris knows how to win without killing or maiming you. They said you had to fight, didn't say you had to die. 1 month ago  
    Aren't we all already slaves to our own ignorance? 1 month ago  
    It's a pirates life for me! 1 month ago  
    At least I'll live. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual so jokes on you. 1 month ago  
    I can think of a few people... 1 month ago  
    I'm gonna be sick. Luckily I don't have a girlfriend, so they can't leave me for my dad. 1 month ago  
    In dreamland, Copp is still "married" so he wears his ring. In real life, he doesn't. At the end of the movie, he is not wearing said ring = reality. 1 month ago  
    You'd get more meat from the dog... Sorry Fido. 1 month ago  
    Native American. Indians come from India. The only reason they were referred to as Indians was because when people "discovered" (see invaded) America, they were originally trying to reach India and at first thought that they had in fact reached their prior destination. 1 month ago  
    I hate attention soooo... 1 month ago  
    Aren't Shy Guys from Mario? 1 month ago  
    Is this a trick question? 1 month ago  
    Zombies. 1 month ago  
    You can always add more layers of clothes. You can only take off so many before you hit skin, which I would not recommend removing. 1 month ago  
    Considering Sushi also refers to when sashimi is on a bed of rice? Sashimi is literally just the raw fish. So with sushi you get the fish AND rice. 1 month ago  
    I've survived it once already. 1 month ago  
    I'll just act like I can sing. Plus, I'll just become a famous voice-actor, then I can go to work in my pajamas. 1 month ago  
    Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 1 month ago  
    If I learn magic at Hogwarts, then I can use said magic to find Narnia. 1 month ago  
    I can eat chocolate ice cream. 1 month ago  
    I'm good the way I am thanks. 1 month ago  
    Freezing to death would literally be like going to sleep. 1 month ago  
    I'm already hated, so at least this way I can make my families lives comfortable. 1 month ago  
    1976 Chevy Camaro. 1 month ago  
    They never said what size it has to be. 1 month ago  
    What is this sleep you speak of? 1 month ago  
    You have earned my gratitude. 1 month ago  
    I don't date. 1 month ago  
    Whatever floats their boat. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual -_- 1 month ago  
    HA! JOKES ON YOU! I'M ALREADY DEPRESSED! 1 month ago  
    Feed me. 1 month ago  
    Get eaten by a shark or crushed in an avalanche? Whelp, I'll get the barbecue sauce I guess. 1 month ago  
    You'd be dead before you even hit the ground. Plus it would be quicker. Not to mention, if you were at the bottom of the ocean, the pressure would kill you before you drowned. 1 month ago  
    So I'll just stay the same. 1 month ago  
    At least I could finally go see The Phantom of the Opera live. 1 month ago  
    less likely to get blown out of the sky. 1 month ago  
    don't care 1 month ago  
    neither 1 month ago  
    I don't buy white shirts so I'm covered. 1 month ago  
    especially when the government dissects you. 1 month ago  
    as in, it never happened. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual IDJITS 1 month ago  
    If I got cancer, now I wouldn't have to worry about dying from the chemo. 1 month ago  
    Jedis are brainwashed children who aren't allowed to have any form of an emotional connection. 1 month ago  
    I'm allergic to raw vegetables. I choose life. 1 month ago  
    That way I can use the money to further explore my hobbies. 1 month ago  
    Hermione would be more likely to keep me alive. Besides, Harry is a death magnet. 1 month ago  
    I would play all the villians. 1 month ago  
    They never said how often you would have to smoke. 1 month ago  
    neither 1 month ago  
    Piranhas only attack injured and/or bleeding creatures so. 1 month ago  
    I already don't sleep, so it would be nice if not doing so didn't have adverse effects. 1 month ago  
    Depends on which version of either. 1 month ago  
    Not like anyone would willingly look at it. 1 month ago  
    Considering I'm 23.... I'd rather not get arrested. 1 month ago  
    just because you lose them, doesn't mean you can't earn them back. 1 month ago  
    Been through psychological pain, so I'm good, thanks. 1 month ago  
    my friend has more going for them so whatever. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual, so whatever. 1 month ago  
    I'm going to go play with the snakes in the desert. 1 month ago  
    I've been through both. 1 month ago  
    i clicked wrong T-T 1 month ago  
    I don't believe in abortion, however, that's just my opinion. I'm not going to shun someone who chooses to get an abortion. 1 month ago  
    neither 1 month ago  
    Can't draw or read if I'm blind. 1 month ago  
    Free booze. Plus, if someone gets annoying you can throw them out the door. 1 month ago  
    I can eat people who annoy me. 1 month ago  
    The Queen hasn't been assassinated sooo.... 1 month ago  
    I already am. 1 month ago  
    This is the only proper answer! 1 month ago  
    neither 1 month ago  
    Your parents will die eventually. 1 month ago  
    They didn't say what kind of acid. 1 month ago  
    They're the same damn thing. 1 month ago  
    We must be thinking of different Triwizard Tournaments. The contestants might not have been trying to kill each other but the people in charge are another story. 1 month ago  
    It's called french fries. 1 month ago  
    I'm already hiding. 1 month ago  
    Leaders are more likely to get assassinated. Plus, usually if you're a famous leader, you did something really stupid. 1 month ago  
    At least then I would know who to avoid. 1 month ago  
    I don't like people driving for me, plus, that means I would have to leave my house. 1 month ago  
    Considering I'm an asexual girl? If I had a wife, I would sincerely hope she was a lesbian -_- 1 month ago  
    At least I can die surrounded by something I love. 1 month ago  
    Considering bungee jumping ruins your spine. 1 month ago  
    I don't care 1 month ago  
    I'm already miserable, at least if I'm rich I can make someone else happy. 1 month ago  
    If you met my family, I think you would change your tune. Besides, I disappoint them just for living, so I might as well make it so I have money to get them comfortable lives far away from me. 1 month ago  
    I disappoint my family by existing.. Might as well get something out of it. 1 month ago  
    It's called pets. 1 month ago  
    If you stop war, then people would stop destroying/wasting resources. 1 month ago  
    If I'm wealthy, I can do all the things and not have to deal with people. I can go buy a deserted island and hide from society. 1 month ago  
    I want to chuck it out the window most of the time anyways. Plus, if you lose your cellphone you can just have someone call it so you can find it. 1 month ago  
    Neither. I want a Warg. 1 month ago  
    Most martial arts are considered a dance. Plus fire dancing. 1 month ago  
    Easier to work with a prosthetic leg. 1 month ago  
    I would rather not put a target on my back. 1 month ago  
    I'm perfectly fine being a nobody. No expectations that way. 1 month ago  
    In Australia, if I get tired of living I can just walk outside and something will kill me. That way, my family can claim my life insurance without them trying to claim it was suicide. 1 month ago  
    The first one would be a very short film. 1 month ago  
    Even if a shark is hungry, they won't typically try to purposefully eat a human. A lion has no qualms eating you. 1 month ago  
    but if you pee in the shower, then there is a brief period of time where you are literally standing in your own pi** 1 month ago  
    Fire. 1 month ago  
    I like being my weird little self, thank you. 1 month ago  
    Why would I want to be popular? Has no one watched horror movies? They are the first people to die. 1 month ago  
    I'd have to have $100 bucks first. Besides, what can I say? I'm vindictive. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual idjit. 1 month ago  
    Organized religion sucks. Besides, with a company, at least I get PAID to be a control freak and order people around. 1 month ago  
    Comfy jeans, nerdy t-shirts, slouch beanies, baggy hoodies... yeah, not much has changed. 1 month ago +1
    I avoid all doctors like the plague. 1 month ago  
    That way I have an audience when I laugh in the delusional fools face. 1 month ago  
    If I could control my dreams then at least I would actually get some sleep. 1 month ago  
    Considering the language nowadays... yeah, I'd rather not end up in hell yet. Besides, just keep an ipod on you at all times. How many times do they mention the year in a song or podcast? 1 month ago  
    I don't have a significant other so I get the whole cabin to myself. Score! 1 month ago  
    At least in a coma, I don't have to consciously be aware of my inability to move. 1 month ago  
    Prisoners get better healthcare than most civilians, plus steady meals and a place to sleep out of the bad weather. 1 month ago  
    I don't have kids, and I don't plan on it. 1 month ago  
    If I said everything on my mind I would be murdered. 1 month ago  
    A smoothie is just a fruit milkshake. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual, so feed me and get lost. 1 month ago  
    I already am. 1 month ago  
    I don't celebrate my birthday so... 1 month ago  
    Alaska. 1 month ago  
    Never said I had to show my face. 1 month ago  
    I was breastfed as a baby. They never said I had to remember trying it... 1 month ago  
    House cats are more sadistic. 1 month ago  
    I want a Norwegian Forest cat and a Mountain dog. 1 month ago  
    Whatever floats your boat my dudes. 1 month ago +1
    get it done and over with. 1 month ago  
    There are no laws. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual. I don't give a sh** 1 month ago  
    My life is empty anyways. 1 month ago  
    If you hate them, then it will be less painful when you have to eventually resort to eating them or using their body parts as bait. 1 month ago  
    I'm a vampire. 1 month ago  
    I want a creepy log cabin in a forest. I can become an urban legend! Besides, an ordinary home is less likely to be targeted by burglars. 1 month ago  
    Not everything on the earth. 1 month ago  
    I choose life. I would probably manage to strand myself on a hostile planet. 1 month ago  
    If you're crazy, I don't think it really matters. 1 month ago  
    Wouldn't that be more of never aging mentally? She is basically stuck with the mind of a spoiled toddler. 1 month ago  
    I'm surprised I'm even still alive, might as well make my death mean something. 1 month ago  
    I might actually get to sleep through the night -w- 1 month ago  
    I live in an area that floods within 30 minutes of a light drizzle. 1 month ago  
    I may know the truth, but that doesn't mean all the secrets have to be told to everyone on the planet. 1 month ago  
    I don't even know who Rebecca Black is. Unfortunately, I do have the displeasure of knowing who Justin Bieber is. 1 month ago  
    Live on earth forever. Once everyone else dies, I can have the planet to myself. Besides, haven't you heard? Heaven is a place on earth >:) 1 month ago  
    If you can speak it then you can understand what is being said to you. If you can write it then you can read it. 1 month ago  
    I already suffer from night terrors. I don't need to be seeing that sh** during the day too. 1 month ago  
    I've been stuck in an elevator. At least in a ski lift, you'll see if you're about to die. 1 month ago  
    I'm already miserable. At least if I'm a genius I'll be able to make a difference. 1 month ago  
    We've all got to die sometime. Besides, I've already lived longer then I expected sooooo~. 1 month ago  
    Dumbledore was a grade-A a**h***. 1 month ago  
    Ninjas were outlaws. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual. If I have a crush, then I wouldn't really care if I was friend-zoned, that would actually be better. 1 month ago  
    If I had a big dog then I can feed people to it. (p.s. I'm joking.)(p.p.s. maybe.) 1 month ago  
    The whole world is a prison. 1 month ago  
    If you could rule EVERYTHING there is to rule, then you can rule the very fabric of existence. Boom. No more illnesses period. 1 month ago  
    If we had infinite knowledge then our brains would literally implode. We wouldn't be able to process that much information, and the strain would kill us. 1 month ago  
    Monkeys are evil when they get older and are more likely to kill you. Besides, if you get stranded on a deserted island with your pet then boom. You have bacon. 1 month ago  
    If B. is the case then I have a very messed up imagination and wish myself only pain. 1 month ago  
    Technically if you choose A. then B. automatically is chosen as well. You can't get divorced if you were never married. Besides, I would rather never get married then never get divorced, because if you can't get divorced, then anyone who is in an abusive relationship is screwed. 1 month ago  
    Macs are really only good if you are a graphic designer since that is what they were actually made for. 1 month ago  
    I'd wish for 1)world peace, 2)a well-paying job I enjoy, 3)no more bills, 4)a cure for all illnesses, 5)that I had magic, 6)Invulnerability, 7)Control over probability, 8)The ability to enter and return from any fictional world at will, 9) The ability to never run out of resources, 10)No more health problems, mental or physical. 1 month ago  
    Who in their right mind would want to be Bella? She literally goes nearly CATATONIC FOR MONTHS BECAUSE A BOY LEFT HER! How desperate can you get? 1 month ago  
    Eventually, today's music will be older music. 1 month ago  
    Underdressed. I do that anyway, and man is it comfy. Besides, I prefer to reside in my own home, in a library, at an art store, a book store, or in the middle of nowhere. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual, so HA! Jokes on you. 1 month ago  
    Do you know half the sh*t you can buy on amazon? If I remember correctly, you can even buy visa gift cards through them, so tada! Money to spend in the non-virtual world. 1 month ago  
    On either one, it really depends on which incarnation it is. Originally, if someone who wasn't a virgin or that was in any way not "pure" touched a unicorn they would be impaled on said creatures horn. Even in the "nicer" versions, if you WERE deemed "pure" the unicorn would literally stalk you until you agreed to leave with it. On the other hand, it depends on which mermaid you are talking about. Traditionally, mermaids were the "friendly" variety of 1/2 fish people, and sirens were the ones who would drag sailors to their watery grave and feed on their water-bloated bodies. Unfortunately, nowadays, they have kind of become the same entity in modern media. I mean at least with a mermaid, even if they have the ability to gain legs on land, you have a higher chance of survival due to the ability to RUN. 1 month ago  
    People, if you always got away with lying then couldn't you get away with lying on your tax forms? 1 month ago  
    A penguin is less likely to try and kill you. 1 month ago  
    They said you had to wear 80's clothes, but they didn't specify how you had to wear them. Besides, it means I can just perpetually dress as if I live in the Breakfast Club movie, so I'm good! 1 month ago  
    Hehehehe... I don't have dreams, I have night terrors. Why the hell would I want to be able to watch them on repeat? 1 month ago  
    I'm torn... because there were more deaths during the holocaust, but at the same time, there were people I KNEW that died during 9-11. 1 month ago  
    I'm asexual, so the jokes on you. 1 month ago  
    Isn't that how you get killed? 1 month ago  
    I can choose when to read minds, so I can always tell when someone is lying and know all the answers to all the tests. Besides, if I can fly then why would I need the ability to teleport? Less chance of ending up in a wall or a mountain and I get to take the scenic route. Not to mention, if you turn invisible you'll go blind due to sunlight passing through your eyes instead of entering them... 1 month ago  
    This is why they created nicknames and/or pen names. 1 month ago  
    We all got to die sometime. 1 month ago  
    Animal is a foreign language. 1 month ago  
    Music. I can make my own coffee, but music (at least good music) not so much. 1 month ago  
    You can outrun a zombie, a nuke, not so much. 1 month ago +1
    Neither. What the hell is wrong with you?! 1 month ago  
    I would have to have a significant other first, and besides, I've already survived the second one, so hey? Why not again. >_> 1 month ago  
    Take the 1 billion, and 1) donate to charity so you'll get major tax returns and repeat, or 2) use it to set up a non-profit organization to help African families so you can keep helping them for years to come. 1 month ago  
    Is this a joke? Like seriously? Is there even a choice here? Why would I prefer an over-glorified, angsty disco ball over legit magic?! 1 month ago  
    There is no way anyone should give me a lightsaber. I would probably accidentally dismember myself. 1 month ago  
    Lawyers have to defend murderers sometimes. No thank you, I'll pass. I'd rather help people who deserve it. 1 month ago  
    Tattoos definitely. They can't be ripped from your flesh by curious children or zombies trying to drag you into their unforgiving maws. 1 month ago  
    Hehe. I'm tall enough that I wouldn't turn out that short. 1 month ago  
    Why the hell would I want to be immortal? That means that as everyone I care about grows old and dies, I will remain, untouched by time. You will forever be alone. You would have to change your identity every few decades to avoid suspicion, you wouldn't be able to get attached to anyone. You will literally outlive EVERYONE. What are you going to do when humanity eventually dies out? You will be alone. 1 month ago  
    These two comments are from me. 1 month ago  
    I have no desire to be famous. Famous = Crazy Stalker People Trying To Kill Me. 1 month ago  
    I have enough problems listening to the thoughts in my own head. I don 1 month ago  
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