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Joined on April 4th, 2012 (2,752 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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Who would win in a fight? Joe Biden or Paul Ryan 6 years ago 430 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a billionaire and die next year or Be in the middle class with a long life 6 years ago 355 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a world Without religion or Without natural disasters 7 years ago 584 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Which is more fun? Skydiving or Hang Gliding 7 years ago 688 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a human skull and get 50,000 dollars. or Eat a human brain and get 100,000 dollars. 7 years ago 287 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to transform into Super Sonic or Ceberus 7 years ago 425 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ride a flying dolphin. or Be a dog for a day 7 years ago 713 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which thing should Apple make next? The iBoard or The iBot 7 years ago 369 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which was a dumber expectation for the new iPad? This or This 7 years ago 378 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a(n) Galaxy SIII or iPhone 4S 7 years ago 22,276 votes 279 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather... Fight a huge venomous snake (size shown in picture) with a spoon or Fight a grolar bear with a spoon. 7 years ago 43,503 votes 657 comments 3 likes
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Do you go on Reddit? Yeah! or No! 7 years ago 1,151 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which one of these cartoon characters do you think would win in a fight? Timmy Turner or Johnny Test 7 years ago 303 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight a giant mosquito (7 ft) or Fight a group of rat sized bears. 7 years ago 801 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Meet the ghost of Ghandi or Meet the ghost of Michael Jackson 7 years ago 239 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you like the new website (and why) Yes. or No. 7 years ago 422 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Are you a turtle? Yes, I am a turtle. or Umm... No. 7 years ago 651 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the king of the universe with omnipotent powers, but be hated by all. or Be completely broke and have all sorts of medical issues, but be loved by the entire universe? 7 years ago 1,838 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to switch back and forth at will from a... (include why please) Tiger or Dolphin 7 years ago 473 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Do you have any idea what a question needs to be a "quality question?" If so, then how? Sorry, don't know. or Yeah, I know! 7 years ago 231 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What do you think Deism is more leaned towards, and why (deism is believe in the creator but that the creator no longer has anything to do with the universe and they do not believe in the supernatural) Atheism or Theism 7 years ago 201 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather have? World peace or Have the infinity card (contains infinite money) 7 years ago 539 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which word do you like more and why? Constitution or Happy 7 years ago 266 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (and why) be... Be attacked by 100 angry sharks (you're underwater and you're bleeding and these are tiger sharks) or Be attacked by the dragon is this picture (they are in an absolutely insane mental state) 7 years ago 512 votes 21 comments 1 like
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Which is your preferable power, and why? Flight (Example: Having lots of goddamn fun. Great for making your friend jealous!)) or Scanning info. (Example: Scan each page of a book so you can read it super fast, great for reading projects!) 7 years ago 626 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Are you observant? Yes. or No. 7 years ago 312 votes 25 comments 1 like
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Think of any word. Stop. Is this word...? A noun or Anything else 7 years ago 429 votes 47 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... World of Warcrsft or Skyrim 7 years ago 460 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which is cuter? Bunny or Puppy 7 years ago 737 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If these two MMOs had a war, who do you think would win? (briefly research both) Maplestory or Wizard 101 7 years ago 392 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to your room late at night and see... The White Lady, whispering "I will give you a fate worse than death." or Chuck Norris not looking to happy and saying "I dislike you." 7 years ago 518 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Thor or Raiden 7 years ago 249 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Your definition of "hero?" A U.S. army veteran or Spiderman 7 years ago 326 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Goku or Superman 7 years ago 292 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Kratos or Spawn 7 years ago 218 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Sonic or Mario 7 years ago 645 votes 15 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Kill your worst enemy and lose 100$ or Kill you best friend and get 100$ 7 years ago 792 votes 21 comments 1 like
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What is the answer? Yes. or No. 7 years ago 334 votes 11 comments 1 like
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Do you think we should still follow the constitution even though it was written hundreds of years ago? Yes! It was the plan for our country when we first founded it and it should not be ignored! or We have evolved, come on! We're not in the 1700s anymore! Some unconstitutional choices are humanly the right ones! We shouldn't base everything off a document! 7 years ago 309 votes 15 comments 1 like
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Do you think my questions deserve Facebook likes? Yeah, you're awesome! or Yeah... No. 7 years ago 266 votes 4 comments 1 like
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Do you understand this question? Yes! or No! 7 years ago 350 votes 9 comments 1 like
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How do you believe the universe got here? God made it or the Big Bang occurred? 7 years ago 819 votes 39 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Be in the peak of humanly possible physical ability or Be in the peak of humanly possible mental ability? 7 years ago 549 votes 8 comments 1 like
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Which do you think is a cooler power? Knowing where everyone is at all times. (Hmm... I wonder what Taylor Hicks is doing right now...) or Being able to control what someone says at any given times as long as you can see and hear them. 7 years ago 499 votes 23 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Not be able to stand or Only be able to stand 7 years ago 641 votes 13 comments 1 like
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Would you rather... Have to drink a liter of disgusting-tasting chemicals or Have a tube go from your nose to your stomach 7 years ago 847 votes 16 comments 1 like
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Would you rather (in you house) have: 1,000 flies or One tarantula 7 years ago 569 votes 24 comments 1 like
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Who's smarter (briefly research both) Michio Kaku or Steven Hawking 7 years ago 395 votes 11 comments 8 likes

Etellex has posted the following comments:

God damnit that was a misclick. Equal marriage FTW 6 years ago  
yes 6 years ago  
Ha, I'm doing this right now. Well, I should be. 6 years ago +1
I'm way too forgiving. I would pay him for the trouble if he just said "sorry." 6 years ago  
I wouldn't smoke myself, but people have a right to do what they want with their body. 6 years ago +1
Easy, take a knife, and carve Harry Potter into the sandwich. 6 years ago  
Yes. It's really addicting. 6 years ago  
Or a sandwich. 6 years ago  
For the people who chose option B, good, clean up the gene pool. 6 years ago +3
This is one of the most racist questions on here... 6 years ago +4
Two weeks ago someone with some sort of insane gun killed 30 innocent people. Mostly children. Maybe we should do some editing. 6 years ago  
Obama deserves at least somewhat of a tiny challenge. 6 years ago +3
At least a koala isn't homophobic. 6 years ago +2
As soon as it becomes an actual baby and not just a clump of cells, it's immoral. But at first, no. 6 years ago +2
See, the thing here is that we won and you didn't. Therefor we get our way. 6 years ago  
Same thing. 6 years ago  
WHAT IF MAH AIPHONE IS TEW SMAWL BOUT MAH AUPAWD IS TEW BEEG? Then get a kindle. 6 years ago  
Now I don't have to download an image each time. 6 years ago +3
The real world sucks. I would not want to see a TV show when the characters go to their jobs and sit on a chair all day. 6 years ago  
A man that freed millions of people or a man that freed millions of people? I'll just flip a coin. 6 years ago +5
Barack Obama. I'd be able to do anything. 6 years ago  
Donate all the money to homeless shelters. I'm broke so I don't have the option to do the first one. 6 years ago +1
The mind isn't the only thing that'll get blown... 6 years ago +5
After reading this comment, I can see how many of these questions are flawed. 6 years ago  
DU DU DUN! DU DU DUN! DU DU DU DU DU DUN! DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DUNNNN! 6 years ago  
Thank you, I missed this website. 6 years ago  
...Touche, my friend. 6 years ago  
I don't play football. Actually... This would mean I would have an advantage because then I don't have to play football... And tails are awesome... It didn't specify which type so a freaking dragon tail. Both. 6 years ago  
I have $20 with me... I'll just give it to Slendy. 6 years ago +4
I already don't have to do either. 6 years ago +3
FLY ME INTO THE SUNSET NYAN CAT! 6 years ago  
He is a 70 year old man. 6 years ago  
I was over at Reddit. 6 years ago  
Oh, your holiday lasts 2 days? MINE LASTS 8, BEEYOTCH! 6 years ago  
Well, I'm already small and dangerously underweight so, I need this. 6 years ago  
That is not what all obese women look like... "smurfette" looks pretty terrifying. WHAT Is THAT BLUE MONSTER?! 6 years ago  
What if they're 90? 6 years ago +4
STOP POSTING THESE AWFUL QUESTIONS. 6 years ago +26
Someones been watching "Can i Afford It" 6 years ago +1
Anyone who posts questions like this is looked down on by me. Trying to be more known by getting on the biggest difference section. 6 years ago +1
These questions are only made for the author to get on the "biggest difference in votes" section and get awards. It's disgusting, really. 6 years ago  
You're joking, correct? 6 years ago  
Do you know what the word "hypothetical" means? 7 years ago +1
There are people I know who deserve to live more than I do, and saving them would be worth, it, even if it meant the end for me. 7 years ago  
Bad news for democrats. The heavily voting ages are 50+, and 98% of the people on this site are well below that age. 7 years ago  
If you think your life is more important than all of those millions of people combined, then there is something wrong with you. 7 years ago  
And Gods perfect plan was to horribly kill millions of people. 7 years ago  
Are you so stupid and racist as to care about nothing but the U.S.? 7 years ago  
So millions of people had to die for you to live? 7 years ago  
We have been up for years. 9-11 was horrible. But so was the atomic bombs we dropped on Japan. WE EVAPORATED KITTENS. That is about as bad as 9-11. 7 years ago  
Focus on the damn comment. 7 years ago  
I apologize for the first part of my comment, I was just angry, and I take it back. But the rest of it I will not. 7 years ago  
So instead you're going to bring that suffering to your child? You will never be a good parent. 7 years ago  
No father=bad Death=neutral. They give me two options. I choose what's best for the kid. 7 years ago  
It's a life, my friend. I wouldn't want anyone to die, but death gives you no consequence. The person that will truly suffer is the child. A life of depression is nothing I will allow a child to ever have. 7 years ago  
For their entire life, they will have no father. That's worse than death. 7 years ago  
You're very funny. Telling me I am inhuman. 7 years ago  
Eternal peace means nothing. No heaven, no hell, nothing. 7 years ago  
Something does not magically appear out of nowhere. You are completely right. Wait a minute, then why do you believe in God? 7 years ago  
IT WASN'T A F*CKING EXPLOSION. How many times do I have to point this out?! 7 years ago  
I think you along with 287 people are completely retarded. 7 years ago  
I'm so sorry about my stupid country. 7 years ago  
"EVERYONE BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANNA BELIEVE" 7 years ago  
It was just somehow so worthless I needed to point it out. 7 years ago  
You are all selfish brats. I do not want my child to suffer so badly from not having a parent. I would rather them have eternal peace. 7 years ago +466
Sorry, but I don't want my child to be depressed for the next ten years because they don't have a parent. 7 years ago  
I would be a master of karate, and the fastest person ever travelling at infinity miles per hour. 7 years ago +1
More like 1st grade... 7 years ago  
You there, go make all Christians like you. 7 years ago  
Creationists are people like you. Arrogant, stupid, and worthless to society. 7 years ago  
God does not exist, you are just ignorant....WHERE WOULD GOD COME FROM ANYWAY 7 years ago  
Christopher who? I think you mean Steven Hawking (atheist), Michio Kaku (atheist), or maybe Neil Degrasse Tyson (atheist) 7 years ago  
Or some dude was high and thought he could write a magic fairy tale book. That's a lot more likely. 7 years ago  
I'm sick of hearing that argument. It's wrong. God did not cause that. 7 years ago  
At first there was nothing, then a magic sky daddy made everything in seven days, and even though he is omnipotent, he took a rest, but he never takes rests. Seems legit. 7 years ago  
I honor you for making that comment. 7 years ago  
NO HE FREAKING DOESN'T!!! 7 years ago  
How did God get there? 7 years ago  
How do you find something this horrible comforting? How can you possibly be so sick and twisted as to not care that a man like Ghandi is being tortured horrible forever because of your God? Screw you man, screw you. 7 years ago  
Universes colliding. OK, your turn. Where did GOD come from? 7 years ago  
That was a horrible and worthless comment. 7 years ago +1
I see your point. 7 years ago  
Reddit is better... 7 years ago  
Nobody on Earth can handle infinite power. 7 years ago  
Sick can mean a cold. 7 years ago +1
You don't want Obama to win? Well f*ck you, he's going to and you can't do anything about it. DEMOCRATS FTW! 7 years ago  
Wow. That is a great try. 7 years ago  
Excuse me? I think you need to do some research. If we were scared we would be Christians. Hell? Yeah, we don't believe in that bullsh*t. And we can't reject something without the belief that it exists. 7 years ago  
Actually we're getting humanity further you useless piece of crap. 7 years ago  
62. 7 years ago  
I don't think anyone here got the fact that dolphins need to be constantly hydrated. 7 years ago  
He's a good president. Really. Please explain politics. 7 years ago  
You COULD care less? So you care a lot? 7 years ago  
Wouldn't want to date a 1 year old. 7 years ago  
24 pluses. There must be something I'm missing. 7 years ago  
What if there was a law that said you couldn't get married?! 7 years ago  
You don't deserve voting rights. 7 years ago  
You should burn in hell. 7 years ago  
hahahahahahha love it. 7 years ago +1
...Harsh. 7 years ago  
Neither of these are possible. I'm happy because I'm rich. 7 years ago  
AND. GET. AIDS. The condom will break. It says "and get aids." 7 years ago  
What RETARD would choose a cheap piece of crap that there is a chance that you can DIE in over a f*cking indoor hot tub? 7 years ago  
I'M SORRY KITTTTTTYYYYY ELMOKITTY MADE ME DO IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 7 years ago  
Stop one species from being abused or save the entire world for all of time. 7 years ago +1
Italy has pizza. Your argument is invalid. 7 years ago  
Cuter. I'm cynophobic so I'm terrified of big dogs. 7 years ago  
In class. "HEY TEACHER YOU'RE A BIG ********* **** ******* ************ *********** ************ ***" 7 years ago  
And break both your legs. 7 years ago  
I hate reading. That's for people who don't appreciate modern technology. 7 years ago  
For slapping. 7 years ago  
Blackberries are prehistoric. 7 years ago  
Look at your keyboard. How does someone misspell "polar bear?" If you look at my other comments at least 99% of them have every single word spelled right. 7 years ago  
After seeing all of these comments, I love you all. I'm not the only one who hates thomas edison. 7 years ago +66
You make me afraid of muslims. And go die you racist f*ck. 7 years ago  
Well, you racist f*ck, to save millions of people saved from horrible torture leading to death. 7 years ago  
F*ck you. I'm jewish and I find that extremely racist you f*cktard. 7 years ago  
Save millions and millions of people, I would be remembered until the end of time. 7 years ago  
People want to save the ENTIRE population of blacks, Jews, and gays too moron. 7 years ago  
Aww, you're using my word! 7 years ago  
Yes you racist bastard. 7 years ago  
Is America all you care about? It was a genocide FFS. Do you think a genocide is the best way to help our country you prick? 7 years ago  
GTFO of this planet. 7 years ago  
I broke the 50%! 7 years ago  
REALLY? Go under it for one second then go out, gosh. 7 years ago  
No, Grolar Bear. It's a mix of polar bear and grizzly bear. 7 years ago  
You made me LOL therefor you are awesome. 7 years ago +1
Thomas Edison was a bad guy. 7 years ago  
I didn't say that. 7 years ago  
No... 7 years ago  
You hate jews therefor you are a racist bastard. 7 years ago  
... I think you mean the other way around. 7 years ago  
Ha, I wish. 7 years ago  
I'm 11 too, moron. But my IQ isn't 40. 7 years ago  
Are you retarded? You're not mean, but you're retarded. Please seek help. 7 years ago  
:( I'm so sorry for your loss. 7 years ago  
You're ten? Man, my generation is retarded. 7 years ago  
Yes, and the only was to control the population is to brutally murder jews and blacks and gays. Yeah, think before you post. 7 years ago  
I want you to be shot multiple times. 7 years ago  
Power is all you care about? 7 years ago  
You know what else if pretty damn funny? Someone coming to your house tomorrow and killing you and the newspaper has a pun about how funny your death was. 7 years ago  
And hate all of the other countries. 7 years ago  
I like jokes about slowly and painfully murdering you. 7 years ago  
No. I'll think about the the way my family was torn apart brutally and my great grandparents had to run for their lives every day. I'll think of it that way. 7 years ago  
*facepalm* OK, the holocaust was a tragic event that killed millions of blacks, gays, and jews in extremely cruel ways. 7 years ago  
I want you to have your skin slowly scraped off, and then have you whipped several times, and then put into a gas chamber and have people call it funny. I really do. 7 years ago  
Is all you care about THIS country? You think that it was necessary?! Go die in a hole. I mean that. Lots of my family members were brutally killed, and if you think that was necessary, you deserve the same. 7 years ago  
Anyone using a sword as badass as that can do anything they want to me. 7 years ago +2
I'm saving myself. 7 years ago +1
I love them both sooooo much. I'm brobuscus. But if I HAVE to choose one, it will be PewDiePie. 7 years ago +1
Who posts these questions? 7 years ago +2
... Are you f*cking kidding me? iPads are much funner to play games on, and also easier to type on, so there is less autocorrect going on, and apps are not crunched so you don't click the wrong one. 7 years ago +1
The world would be a better place in so many ways, wars will come to a stop, we would cure all diseases. What a wonderful world. 7 years ago +1
Biased. Yet true... 7 years ago +4
WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. Mindf*ck. 7 years ago +1
My grampa would be saved. 7 years ago  
Extremely shocking results! 7 years ago  
PC FTW. Not at all surprised by results. 7 years ago +420
PEWWWWWDIEPIE! 7 years ago +1
Evolutionist Christian? Close enough. 7 years ago  
There is. We just don't know it yet. 7 years ago  
No, they just have special strategies. 7 years ago +1
Eh, they've been out for a while. Your fault. 7 years ago +1
Like a boss! Can't get away! 7 years ago  
There's no difference if you THINK it's the truth. 7 years ago  
... Eh? I had no idea there were so many turtles answering my questions. 7 years ago +1
A hot retard. 7 years ago  
Somebody give this person a medal. 7 years ago  
Are you kidding me? Someone getting two of every existing animal onto a boat and managing to fit that in is more logical than evidence? 7 years ago +1
Except for the theory of universes clashing. 7 years ago  
Manwhores. 7 years ago  
I don't really follow politics, but after the revolutionary war, we made the constitution. And correct me if I'm wrong, but we have freedom of speech. And we tend to abuse it. If this was just settled in a nicer and calmer way with less flame wars and such, we'll be OK no matter what president we have, what I'm saying is that we as citizens are a part of this nation, have the right to say whatever we want, but we're just.. abusing it. 7 years ago  
Good question! 7 years ago  
P.S. I'm going to go vote and comment on a bunch of your questions now. 7 years ago  
Thanks, shady! I'll keep that in mind! Original and worth votes. 7 years ago  
Whoa whoa whoa, calm down. That's not entirely true. Some are opinion, and some, like this, are experiments. 7 years ago  
I am, but that's just plain weird. 7 years ago  
Who doesn't? 7 years ago  
I'm deist. 7 years ago  
Left handed XD 7 years ago  
I'm left handed. Uniqueness FTW! 7 years ago +3
kk 7 years ago  
F*CK I DID NOT THINK OF THAT. Well, they would eventually break in. 7 years ago  
His crush is a she. 7 years ago  
And that is why I am deist. 7 years ago  
You make us look like a-holes. 7 years ago  
"We Japanese do not believe in God" That is because Asian's parents make them work really hard with academics, so they become smarter than any other race and understand what we do not. 7 years ago  
Indeed. 7 years ago +1
Nope, still a theory. An extremely likely theory, but a theory. 7 years ago  
Got it from reddit. 7 years ago +1
I'm gonna be honest, both of these are a bit too much. 7 years ago +5
Actually that was terrorism... 7 years ago  
Interesting. 7 years ago  
Read my comment. 7 years ago  
2. Gotta love examples! 7 years ago +1
1. Sorry if that's offensive :/ not supposed to be. 7 years ago  
See, this is because some people just click the giant YES or NO, which is unobservant of them. And why would I just randomly ask that for no reason? 7 years ago  
That's the whole point. 7 years ago +5
This question got me a silver trophy. :D 7 years ago  
Something We Asians Got 7 years ago +2
They're both computers... One is desktop another is laptop. 7 years ago +6
LOL h t t p://i.imgur.com/FzNuE.png 7 years ago +1
Soooo many loophles. 7 years ago  
You just did. Twice. 7 years ago +2
This is a really interesting experiment... 7 years ago  
THAT IS IT. Here is what we should do. Teach both creationism and evolution and let the kids decide. 7 years ago +1
That comment... It destroyed my faith in humanity. 7 years ago +1
Me too! Deist five! Silly Theists and Atheists not understanding. 7 years ago  
Well he's commenting therefor he is real. And you're saying someone else could have just made his account to say this? Now think of the bible. 7 years ago  
After reading the bible satan comes out as a pretty good guy. 7 years ago  
And because the church says so it's true. Wow, great arguement! 7 years ago +1
Holy crap, a theory is not a guess, it's a logical explanation. Humans are not limited. We continue to evolve and grow. And no, "everyone knows god exists" is not true. Some people THINK he does. 7 years ago  
Was NOT from nothing, moron. A theory is that two universes collided. 7 years ago  
Great to know. 7 years ago  
Hey idiots, those aren't OPTIONS. 7 years ago +1
Doesn't say that. 7 years ago  
HUH. 7 years ago  
Home phone? 7 years ago  
How could we not?! It's offensive to homeless people. I mean look at that picture. 7 years ago  
Yo, this is kinda fun. Yo, but now my grammar will suck. Yo damnit. 7 years ago  
Actually 12-. 13-17 is teen. 7 years ago  
STFU HATER 7 years ago +1
With tons of equipment. 7 years ago +2
I was recently researched the cinnamon challenge and it seems to have major health affects. Do not take it. It hurts you whether you realize it or not. 7 years ago  
RACIST! 7 years ago +5
2nd pic was UNNECESSARY 7 years ago +3
Hmm... Good graphics or a bunch of cubes? 7 years ago +2
I'm both honest and selfish at the same time. 7 years ago +1
Hey, retard. They mean the feeling. The feeling of giving. 7 years ago  
How the f*ck do you have four awards?! 7 years ago  
I don't think being a smartass is an option. 7 years ago +1
I am a curious guy. 7 years ago  
... Yeah. 7 years ago +5
I will be the mysterious. Me Gusta. 7 years ago +7
Everybody, listen. This debate has been going on for millenniums and this argument is likely to put a stop to it. God controls all. He gave us free will. Therefor we control something he does not, therefor the bible lied about his all-powerfulness. Lying is a sin. God cannot sin. No way to explain that. God is not real. 7 years ago +1
God wouldn't send us to hell for having beliefs. 7 years ago  
Oh my god, I'm 11 and you have just risen the average for elementary school intelligence by about 50%. 7 years ago  
Wow, what a valid point! Retard. 7 years ago  
Holy sh*t, retard. Not from nothing, most likely from two universes colliding. 7 years ago  
I read the bible cover to cover, made no f*cking sense. 7 years ago  
You have four accounts? 7 years ago  
Steven Hawking. 7 years ago  
Look out your goddamn window. There. That's the Earth. Big Bang made it happen. It says so in science books. 7 years ago  
Thank you. 7 years ago  
And the proof is a 2000 year old book by people 2000 years less smart than us. 7 years ago  
PWNED BY TRENTS 7 years ago  
We unfortunately don't learn evolution. 7 years ago  
That sounds even more retarded. 7 years ago  
*What* Good question, Mr. Christian. Universes colliding is a likely theory. Now you know. Thank you. 7 years ago  
So did the particle that created the big bang. Oh, you're saying that makes no sense? Yeah... 7 years ago  
Expansion, not explosion. Moron. 7 years ago  
But seriously, try to imagine eternity. It's a mystery not yet solved. And just because we don't know, we can't say God. 7 years ago  
No, it's just extremely likely. 7 years ago  
And I'm seeing an feeling gravity every day so... 7 years ago  
Umm, we actually WILL be able to explain this when we evolve more. 7 years ago  
Wow, such a valid point! 7 years ago  
Albert Einstein did not believe that God created the world, he just believed of an omnipotent being. 7 years ago  
*facepalm* Proof? Bible you say? Prove that's God's word. Faith? Well I have faith that didn't happen. You think that's a stupid reason to believe in something? Exactly. 7 years ago  
Are you retarded? "magic?" God is "magic." Science is fact. It saddens me that your comment was successful. 7 years ago  
And where exactly does it say that? 7 years ago  
Really? Huh. 7 years ago  
That's a very good point. 7 years ago  
Die. 7 years ago  
I quote from Barney Stinson: "New is always better." Even the show itself agrees. 7 years ago +2
i 7 years ago +3
I wish God was real. That would be badass. 7 years ago +9
Narwhals! Narwhals! Swimming in the ocean, causing a commotion, narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean, pretty big and pretty white the beat a polar bear in a fight. Like an underwater unicorn, they got a kick-ass facial horn. They're the jedi of the sea, they stopped Cthulhu eating ye! Narwhals! They are narwhals! Narwhals! Just don't lem em' touch yo balls! Narwhals! They are narwhals! Narwhals! Inventors of the shish-kabob! 7 years ago +2
IMO, both suck. 7 years ago +1
How I met your mother beats every other romantic comedy out there. 7 years ago  
Same thing, moron. 7 years ago  
I will claw my enemies to death. 7 years ago  
*facepalm* I don't have room in my brain for a bunch of fairy tales. I need the learn more languages though. That would be helpful in life. 7 years ago +7
UNNECESSARY 7 years ago +1
What's a zune? 7 years ago +1
wtf is digimon? 7 years ago +1
F the real world! POKEMON! 7 years ago +2
In soviet russia, prostitutes pay you. 7 years ago +4
I love how they found pictures of the same sized dog looking at each other on similar environments. I've only done that once. 7 years ago +3
They did. 7 years ago  
Both pictures are way too exaggerated. 7 years ago +2
I just got a major sunburn and 60 bajillion mosquito bites, so I hate summer weather. And snow sports are badass. And my birthday is in winter. And Christmas is in winter. 7 years ago +1
Sports are kind of gay. And I mean that literally. For example, football. Lots of guys touching each other. 7 years ago +2
I like them. 7 years ago  
66% are f*cking retarded. More like "live or die" 7 years ago  
*Created the sun 7 years ago  
There was a Thor vs Raiden video (by professionals) Thor won. 7 years ago +6
A small shack in the middle of nowhere isn't safe. 7 years ago +6
As much as people deny it, Hunger Games is the new Harry Potter. 7 years ago +2
TruMoo, you are f'd up. 7 years ago +4
Double post! BOO! 7 years ago +1
Half of your comments are about Justin Bieber being gay. Rethink before you call something stupid. 7 years ago +7
Then the world would re-create itself into a new civilization more successful than mankind. 7 years ago  
If you're going to post, please think about it first. 7 years ago +3
My little sister is beyond what any of you consider horrible. Indescribable. 7 years ago  
If I had the choice "let sibling live" or "let sibling die" I would choose the second one. I have had it. Annoying is annoying, but my sibling is racist, sexist, a retard, abuses my other siblings, is a horrible role model, and I don't want them in my life. And I'm not kidding. My siblings is that bad. 7 years ago  
Lady Gaga looks like an insane serial killer. 7 years ago +2
Cows are supposed to make cheese for our pizza. Chickens' brains are so small to the point where they're not sure if they're dead or not. Cows have the same level as humans. They have mortal fear. Chickens have the same fear of death than we do of getting hit by a baseball when running through a baseball field. 7 years ago +48
Justin Bieber is a charitable and good guy. 7 years ago +3
They're getting Dragonball raging blast on Kinect. 7 years ago +1
I have never seen a vertical screen. I had no idea those existed. 7 years ago +3
I see what you did there... 7 years ago +3
Hey guys, how do I remove a comment from one of my questions? 7 years ago  
It would be weird if Megan Fox stumbled upon this question. Or Megatron, for that matter. 7 years ago +5
They live longer. 7 years ago  
Deadist! 7 years ago  
YES 7 years ago +1
"eternity is forever" You don't say? 7 years ago +2
Neither of them would win if they fought? How does that work? 7 years ago +8
Homophobia is uncontrollable. 7 years ago  
Whoa, guys! HEY! 7 years ago  
THANK YOU! 7 years ago  
That's not funny. 7 years ago +1
Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said. 7 years ago +1
133 thumbs up would be really helpful if you had an account XD 7 years ago  
Didn't he take down Osama Bin Laden? 7 years ago +1
There is actually a video of both of them fighting to the death based on a lot of research so see who would win. Look up "kratos vs spawn death battle" on YouTube. 7 years ago  
I un-ruined the 50/50 7 years ago  
Look at his picture, of course he is gay. 7 years ago  
I want my nuts to still be there when he's done. And also the rest of my body. 7 years ago +1
Rest in peace you ignorant soul. 7 years ago  
He took down Osama bin Laden so why not? 7 years ago +1
Yeah... This is one of the few things I disagree with you on. 7 years ago  
Love songs, no kissing other people. 7 years ago +1
He's black. Some stereotypes are good. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to fight Satan with my isn't nose (Jewish) 7 years ago  
We know, retard. 7 years ago +3
Hey retards, we know it's 50/50. Literally every comment is about that. 7 years ago +115
Who wins: h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v = 3 a q _ d O L F m x A 7 years ago +1
Technically, what we call football is actually soccer. 7 years ago  
With a parachute. 7 years ago +6
This question was to see exactly how f*cked up people are on here. 7 years ago +7
Whoops. 7 years ago  
Note: I'm trying to be the least biased with the pictures as possible. 7 years ago  
The answer is No. 7 years ago +5
Fat people aren't bad... 7 years ago +9
Way faster death. I'm 11 so I would die either way. 7 years ago +2
Neither are real, but I love unicorns, and unfortunately they are not real. Much like heaven. I love it, but unfortunately it's not real. :( But if it existed I would so choose it. 7 years ago +3
What kind of question is this? "NOOB FAG LOL INSERT LAME UR MOM JOKE" Or an actual civilization. 7 years ago +2
That was me :D 7 years ago  
I can listen to songs like Mistletoe and Pray. Those don't suck too bad. 7 years ago +1
And throw up gold. 7 years ago  
I need to go on YouTube, look up "pray justin bieber" and then we'll talk. I am NOT a fan, but come on, don't hate. And FFS, Beatles are NOT rock. Wait, are you being sarcastic or not? Hard to tell... Wait... Yeah you are! 7 years ago  
As long as it takes for a tube to go into your stomach. A while. 7 years ago  
Thanks, I just got bored and chose this one. XD 7 years ago  
Thank you :D 7 years ago  
I have and HP and I want an XBox. 7 years ago  
WRONG ONE! On my own question... Wow... 7 years ago +1
The CIA is good, right? 7 years ago  
Guys, remember how we felt about Obama, and now we're mad? This is exactly what will happen again, only all the idiots here can't see that. Bush made these problems which are now attacking Obama. He is fixing it. Taxes are the price we pay for civilization. 7 years ago +9
I'm gonna be honest, who gives a f*ck if a singer is talented? It sounds better. The beatles? They sucked hard. I just feel that they are overrated. 7 years ago +1
E-Mail? Skype? 7 years ago +2
I would say "HAHA LSOFLS ^(% FGASMDJGGGKG 69696969696969696 zvgkgnksjzxgnkjfbgdbfg" But I'm not a weirdo. 7 years ago +4
Imagine getting piss all over you. 7 years ago +12
Unoriginal much? 7 years ago +6
It is an honor to get a comment from a golden medal silver trophy superstar diamond silver crown guy. 7 years ago +1
Did I just get a comment from francos? Excuse me while I go yell and cry in happiness in my room. 7 years ago  
Haha, It's an honor to get comments from you, MoNoXide. 7 years ago +4
biased moron. 7 years ago +2
Biased. 7 years ago +2
OK, Etellex. Prepare for some hate. The Beatles suck. 7 years ago +3
I hate these questions 7 years ago +3
2CRAZYGUYS, so many awards. 7 years ago  
Tokyo is like NYC in year 2050. 7 years ago +14
I was like "WHOA" but then I saw this was by MoNoXide and I was like "ohh..." Expectations are high for you, MoNoXide. 7 years ago +5
Silver medal and star? Ehh... 7 years ago  
Faster, more efficient, better quality, more professional, I can go on for hours but I want to play video games. 7 years ago +3
Yes it is. 7 years ago +4
If you had an account that 22 would have really helped out your reputation. 7 years ago  
Well, then you would suffer for eternity from dehydration and hunger. 7 years ago  
OK, who's the guy from Belgium that's voting on all my questions 0_0 7 years ago  
Too late :P I got bored. 7 years ago  
NUTELLA. NUTELLA GODDAMNIT. 7 years ago  
No, I mean less slutty. 7 years ago +4
*shoots* Good. 7 years ago  
Oh, I thought it was "mega deaths" as in dying a million times. 7 years ago +2
Oh, I thought it was "anything else." 7 years ago +3
Oh, I thought it was "someone suffocating." 7 years ago +2
My problem is that I'm not rich. 7 years ago +4
I can sh*t money. 7 years ago +3
PIZZZZZZAAAAAA 7 years ago  
I don't like the reading part... 7 years ago +2
Even being an atheist, I wish I could thumb that up more than once. 7 years ago +1
Honestly, us atheists don't have much, but more than christians. 7 years ago +2
No, but he could trigger what caused the big bang. 7 years ago  
Sounds like you already have mental power. 7 years ago +3
I don't see the problem with these people. They both just wanted to make this world a better place and we're hating on them for it. Justin Bieber is actually a very charitable guy, and Rebecca Black I think is pretty badass to deal with all the haters like how she does. Justin Bieber was only unpopular because of his first few songs, so he changed them, and we're still hating. Same with Rebecca Black. We hated Friday, so she made My Moment, which was actually very courageous. So next time you think of hating on them, consider this. 7 years ago +4
He means they would break it to the point of it falling down. 7 years ago  
Yeah... That's a horrible way to control it. 7 years ago +4
You8 have wi-fi. 7 years ago  
No you're not. It says "but very ignorant." 7 years ago  
If you think a lie is the truth, it can sometimes be better. Like, you can have a dead relative and happily think they're still alive. 7 years ago  
This comment is clearly worthy of getting likes for all it's wisdom: PIGGIE WIGGIE CUTESY WOOSIE SO CUTEEEEEEEEEE YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 years ago +1
Thanks for the lol. :D 7 years ago  
Reading minds would help you in life, like playing battleship, chess, and it could even save your life. And you could also know exactly what people think of you, without them saying it. 7 years ago  
You just disproved yourself. 7 years ago  
And... There goes my respect for you, 7 years ago  
I love internet, but I love babies more. 7 years ago +4
69%?! REALLY?! EVEN HERE?! 7 years ago +1
69%. Every. Single. Time. HEY, UNIVERSE! I'M FRIGGIN 11! 7 years ago +2
Hvem, mig? Kto, ja? Kush, mua? Who, me? 7 years ago  
Twilight Rebecca Black Land or Harry Potter Narnia land? 7 years ago +3
NO MORE SIBLINGS. 7 years ago +1
My dad works at bing and I like supporting him. 7 years ago +3
On every question I answer my choice is 69%... That's really saying something... 7 years ago +1
Both look pretty slutty... 7 years ago +6
lol no just more active 7 years ago  
THEY R CUTER 7 years ago +1
Polar bears are harmless. 7 years ago  
*shoots 5 times* DIE DIE DIE NAANA! 7 years ago +1
I'm Jewish and I really can't forgive that. My family members were killed. Sorry, Germany, but I can't ever forgive you. 7 years ago  
Btw... Romance can be better sometimes... How i Met Your Mother? 7 years ago  
lol 69% said action. Oh the irony. 7 years ago +5
Gain five years of my life or lose five years? 7 years ago +1
Guys, you disgust me. 7 years ago +1
This actually happened to me. Not nearly as bad. 7 years ago +1
I'M GONNA BE RICH! 7 years ago  
I am NEVER going back to Canada again. EVER. IDGAF that's it's closer, that weather nearly killed me. LITERALLY. I was in a car accident from the hail. 7 years ago +1
I'm eating chips... And drinking root beer. Wow... I love them both so much. 7 years ago  
Barney Stinson Quote: New is always better. 7 years ago  
They're all evil dogs. 7 years ago  
*hotter Not "more hotter" 7 years ago  
I'd have it bite one of my hairs off. 7 years ago +407
Oni potrzebuj─ů Europy. (They need Europe) 7 years ago  
So girls can't have sex? They can have sex whenever they want. Vibrators. But you got me on the period thing. 7 years ago  
Oh Romania... 7 years ago  
He's black. So he must be good at sports. 7 years ago +4
I looked at a video of Whitey Houston. WAY overrated. 7 years ago  
Now that I think of it... The pictures have nothing to do with this question. 7 years ago +1
P.S. I don't think you can have sex with something if it's dead. 7 years ago  
Humans are animals. 7 years ago +4
How the f*ck do I make coke if the recipe is secret? 7 years ago +2
Yes he can. I believe that there was a man named Jesus Christ, but I do not believe he was holy, or in any holy theory. 7 years ago  
Oh Denmark... 7 years ago  
TV is cooler at night. 7 years ago +2
A little kid made this. I'm 11 and I'm still referring to that, because my IQ says that mentally I'm 16. 7 years ago  
166 votes and no comments? I know for a fact that people who make questions love comments. 7 years ago +7
Dry ice is a thousand times colder. 7 years ago  
Lady Gaga? NO. 7 years ago +2
Thanks for voting, guys :D 7 years ago  
69%... Oh the irony. 7 years ago +2
Barak Obama is facing the challenges bush brought onto us and we're blaming him for not achieving the impossible. This man knows what he's doing and should be re-elected. 7 years ago  
Tell random1234 to please be quiet and let the intelligent Christians like you do the talking and then you might even convert some of us. 7 years ago  
^^^This guy proves my point. 7 years ago  
OK, then the particle that made the big bang has always existed. 7 years ago  
*facepalm* *starts crying about humanity* 7 years ago  
You. College. Now. 7 years ago  
America was founded by christians, and we are bankrupt, one of the stupidest countries out there, and are also the most racist. And if someone claims that they got the Bible from god, they would be known as a holy person and most likely make money off of that. And christianity brought us back by thousands of years of technology. Thanks to the idiots spending billions on churches, we would probably have managed to gain a lot more technology and intelligence. So there you go. 7 years ago  
We don't know, but we can't make assumptions. 7 years ago  
Yeah, you're an idiot. I don't know if this is just by chance but atheists are a lot more successful in life. 7 years ago  
Prove the Bible is the word of God and not some people who want to be famous. 7 years ago  
Wisest thing I ever heard a Canadian say. And also the first. You sir, bring pride to your country. 7 years ago  
God would tell you to be respectful to nonbelievers. 7 years ago  
You make atheists look bad. We really don't want you on our team. 7 years ago  
And... There goes the rest of my hope for my generation. 7 years ago +2
I'm guessing they're about my age. (11) 7 years ago  
Well actually, you can write a book and say it's from God when it isn't. "I have faith." Well we have faith in scientists for being good people. 7 years ago  
Good to know there are Christians you aren't assholes :) 7 years ago  
In Soviet Russia overused memes use you. 7 years ago +3
"Honey, where will be be going for our date?" "To a bear invested poison ivy habitat that have crappy food and makes us exercise for money!" "Yeah... We're breaking up..." 7 years ago +1
"OK, grizzly bear, that's the guy who owes me money." 7 years ago +3
Are you kidding me? 7 years ago  
You are kidding, shady. You're more badass than that. 7 years ago  
Flame war time. 7 years ago  
It kinda is... 7 years ago  
The person who made this is pretty retarded. 7 years ago  
That sir, is a doughnut. 7 years ago +15
My dad did this. He now makes over 200k a year. 7 years ago +1
Until they murder you. 7 years ago  
Who looks at their headphones while wearing them? Is that even possible? 7 years ago  
I would be able to get them back. 7 years ago  
I've been in one. They are not. Not at all. And this wasn't a small one. 7 years ago +3
I'm 11 and my crush is 10. 7 years ago  
These are both pretty lame... But hey, better than nothing. When I'm bored I can find out how many bagels there are. 7 years ago +5
Well, read books. 7 years ago  
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