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Would you rather Be immortal, but you can die by unnatural causes. or Live your normal projected lifespan, but you're completely invulnerable to injury. 1 year ago 76 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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In a universe where time travel is possible, would it be ethical to arrest someone for comitting a crime in the future? Yes, it's preventative. or No, if they're incarcerated and don't get the chance to commit the crime, they're locked up for nothing. 1 year ago 74 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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In a zombie apocalypse situation, would you rather The zombies are fast or faster than humans, but their bodies easily disintegrate under force. or The zombies are characteristically slow, but they're practically indestructable. 1 year ago 76 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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In a zombie apocalypse situation, would you rather Die a gory, haunting death, in the early stages of the spread of the virus. or Outlast everyone and everything. You're alone in a wasteland and will either commit suicide or slowly starve to death. 1 year ago 70 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? The Yogurt Man or The Almond Nut 2 years ago 27 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Sassier Disney villain? Yzma (The Emperor's New Groove, 2000) or Tamatoa (Moana, 2016) 2 years ago 89 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Sassier Disney villain? Hades (Hercules, 1997) or Ursula (The Little Mermaid, 1989) 2 years ago 88 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Create a new bandwagon or Make the singular best contribution to a preexisting bandwagon 2 years ago 39 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kill an elderly person, who has many ties to the world and will know they were betrayed or Kill a baby, who has their whole life ahead of them but won't know what they're missing 2 years ago 32 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never have an original thought or Never have a happy thought 2 years ago 34 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to have any eye color you want, and change it at will or Lazer eyes 2 years ago 40 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which 2016 election rap battle was better? Politiclash or ERB 2 years ago 29 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go blind in one eye or Go deaf in one ear 2 years ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which movie are you more excited for? Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) or Ready Player One (2018) 2 years ago 35 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your significant other be Cocky to the point of annoyance or Insecure to the point of annoyance 2 years ago 30 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Effortlessly memorize every piece of information you hear, but easily lose your life memories or Be able to remember your entire life in perfect detail, but can't sucessfully store any other information 2 years ago 28 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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What do you think about the recent SNL politcal sketches? They're funny, and still pretty accurate tbh. or Stupid, and from a completely biased point of view. SNL has gone downhill. 2 years ago 41 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be lonely forever or Have tons of friends but only on Minecraft servers 2 years ago 44 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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You get mysteriously trapped in someone else's body, and have lost your memories but keep your opinions. Who are you? You or Them 2 years ago 38 votes 8 comments 0 likes

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comuter 1 year ago  
Marc --> Mark 1 year ago +1
bof 1 year ago  
easy 1 year ago +2
I'd spill something on B so fast 1 year ago  
misclick 1 year ago  
I've never actually seen twilight 1 year ago  
like both 1 year ago +1
cool 1 year ago  
I get 80s either way 1 year ago  
down the hatch cmon 1 year ago  
the alpha 1 year ago  
I don't like tea all that much 1 year ago  
The living room is too ironic 1 year ago  
idfk 1 year ago  
How do you dislike a comment 1 year ago  
the worst. 1 year ago  
As long at they pay me back I'm fine 1 year ago  
misclick 1 year ago  
less maintenance 1 year ago  
“you taste like glass” 1 year ago  
misclick 1 year ago  
can't tell em apart 1 year ago  
The sun rose 1 year ago +2
easily 1 year ago  
I wouldn't move their stuff I'd just put mine on top of it. 1 year ago  
already do 1 year ago  
I remember my first time playing Bop It 1 year ago  
Good question 1 year ago  
hawt 1 year ago  
cnut 1 year ago  
op 1 year ago  
I've always wanted to jump higher 1 year ago  
Don't feel like moving 1 year ago  
op 1 year ago  
misclick 1 year ago  
idc 1 year ago  
misclick, detectives are cool. 1 year ago  
misclick 1 year ago  
ew pennsylvania 1 year ago  
Sell what I could and donate the rest. 1 year ago +2
B may not have known I existed 1 year ago  
op 1 year ago  
there's only one eye in senpai 1 year ago +2
misclick 1 year ago  
A is fine 1 year ago  
I swear to god it was A what the f*ck is this 1 year ago  
fine 1 year ago  
I love the 1950s vibe but I don't want to create a paradox by accident. 1 year ago  
B would be cool 1 year ago  
unfortunately 1 year ago +1
less forehead 1 year ago +1
looks cool 1 year ago  
I don't have an appendix lmao 1 year ago  
Sure 1 year ago  
kidneys are a social construct. 1 year ago  
cooler 1 year ago  
I've only been to North America lmao 1 year ago  
tough 1 year ago  
sure 1 year ago  
I enjoy warm weather 1 year ago  
if they hear you they can hunt you 1 year ago  
Sorta ambi 1 year ago  
yea 1 year ago  
yea 1 year ago  
imo 1 year ago  
babies ain't going extinct any time soon, our species can afford the loss. 1 year ago +1
A would be eh 1 year ago  
easily 1 year ago  
they're less expensive for the most part 1 year ago  
less chance I'd have to pay bail 1 year ago +1
not B 1 year ago  
easy 1 year ago  
hard to say 1 year ago  
cool 1 year ago +1
unpleasantries for 5 hours vs. unpleasantries for the rest of my life 1 year ago  
more airtime 1 year ago +1
Less painful, plus I like bagpipes. 1 year ago  
B is ideal 1 year ago  
^^ 1 year ago  
less to vacuum 1 year ago  
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 1 year ago +2
easier to earn money 1 year ago  
It would be useful more often. 1 year ago +1
There's a slim chance of survival 1 year ago +1
don't have cable 1 year ago  
B doesn't surprise me at all. 1 year ago +2
more skin cancer 1 year ago  
Soccer is okay 1 year ago  
been a year and it's 733,124 on level 54 now, I can supply screenshots. 1 year ago  
His older stuff is decent 1 year ago +2
Misclick. A is a better person but B has better music. 1 year ago +1
Easily 1 year ago +1
Tastes better imo 1 year ago  
Overpopulation 1 year ago +1
Finally I can lie pathologically with no consequence 1 year ago +1
It'd be easier to build a franchise and would probably earn more in the long run 1 year ago  
Baba Yaga 1 year ago  
all of the above 1 year ago  
I know more male Sams 1 year ago +1
Nothing to lose really 1 year ago +1
Cool 2 years ago  
They don't sell those at the ASPCA 2 years ago  
so I can cross it off my bucket list 2 years ago  
About 100,000 people kill themselves each year so basically free superpowers 2 years ago  
Tie moss to my feet 2 years ago +3
I'm somehow both currently 2 years ago  
Either way you can get people to do what you want but B they'd probably do it better 2 years ago  
More European 2 years ago +1
Trendy 2 years ago  
surprisingly 2 years ago  
Honestly it depends 2 years ago  
I actually listen to A on a near daily basis 2 years ago +1
duh 2 years ago +1
easy 2 years ago  
Because games like golf and bowling 2 years ago  
Cool 2 years ago +1
I'm unlucky 2 years ago  
With a crowbar at the ready 2 years ago +2
Buisiness cards 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Study of my own will, become the smartest person alive, become the emperor/king/god/queen 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
A then B 2 years ago  
both 2 years ago  
Somewhere inbetween I guess. Gardening is fun 2 years ago +1
Haven't seen it yet, I'm assuming it's not as good 2 years ago  
More horns 2 years ago  
Depends on what field you want to go into, but probably not. 2 years ago  
Flight > swimming 2 years ago +2
Technically you can jump back and forth. They're in the same universe. 2 years ago +1
OP 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
A dies more often 2 years ago +1
If you're B you could probably get A 2 years ago +1
I get seasick 2 years ago  
I feel like we've been over this... 2 years ago +1
yes 2 years ago +1
Less fur / more illegal 2 years ago  
misclick, it was made of poor genetic material anyway 2 years ago  
please 2 years ago  
More of me getting killed. 2 years ago  
I thought it was like 'what's your opinion on diapers' or something 2 years ago  
I'm in 2 years ago  
I dance, typically 2 years ago  
I knew if I didn't answer you'd badger me until I did -_- 2 years ago  
Aloha 2 years ago  
But you're givin' it a good try 2 years ago  
duh 2 years ago  
Less cringe 2 years ago  
Huh? 2 years ago  
Both at the same time. Layers are in. 2 years ago  
Probably Futurama. 2 years ago  
Gourd! 2 years ago  
hella 2 years ago +1
Both 2 years ago  
So not much of a change for most of us. 2 years ago  
Yesiree, better get with the times! 2 years ago  
Wouldn't it be easier to be a pedophile with B? 2 years ago +1
Bahaha 2 years ago  
B of A 2 years ago  
yummy 2 years ago  
"Yeah, but can you pay?" .. "totally, just put it on my bill." 2 years ago  
HOW COULD YOU 2 years ago  
Didn't A play at Trump's inaguration 2 years ago  
Much cooler message 2 years ago  
More detailed 2 years ago  
Sounds like fun 2 years ago  
Yeah everything seems wrong 2 years ago  
oh 2 years ago  
Duh, had Romeo waited for like 5 minutes they'd both have made it. 2 years ago  
so they have logos now? 2 years ago  
...not quite 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
I have no idea honestly.. 2 years ago  
Depends honestly 2 years ago  
Both 2 years ago  
Every morning 2 years ago  
They do rock paper scissors and whoever loses rides on the roof rack 2 years ago  
agree 2 years ago  
Do you know how small most front pockets are 2 years ago  
Somewhere in the middle 2 years ago  
a heart attack, I assume 2 years ago  
pa ha ha 2 years ago  
cool 2 years ago  
duh 2 years ago  
no 2 years ago  
B is too sexy to hate 2 years ago  
smexy 2 years ago  
HELL YEAH 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Race: White (partially) 2 years ago  
sleeping 2 years ago  
misclick, on the Skindex when I was like 8 2 years ago  
this isn't Rent 2 years ago  
If you want to hear his tape read the book 2 years ago  
both 2 years ago  
... which is why you need one? 2 years ago  
I can't relate 2 years ago  
both 2 years ago  
it's me 2 years ago  
both 2 years ago  
One-Punch Man is great 2 years ago  
I usually get a week to study for tests 2 years ago  
Who cares about the west coast 2 years ago  
I already do both 2 years ago  
the picture i'm ded 2 years ago  
duh 2 years ago  
A was actually great 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
More childish 2 years ago  
I run faster than I swim, I don't want to bleed, and I look good in red. 2 years ago  
Misclick. I love the power glove. 2 years ago  
Breathe through your mouth 2 years ago  
by myself 2 years ago  
More Irish 2 years ago  
B is terrible to their employees, that's why I stopped shopping there 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
duh 2 years ago +1
so I get to move first 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Somewhere in the middle. Like sometimes. 2 years ago  
How am I supposed to know? 2 years ago  
weebs 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
I'm probably going to 2 years ago  
Will I get a training seminar 2 years ago  
Then then can't stop me 2 years ago  
addition I guess 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
I already do 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Would my internal organs look all cool and doodly like in B 2 years ago  
frickin hipsters 2 years ago +2
Depends who the hostage is 2 years ago  
misclick 2 years ago  
heck yeah 2 years ago  
it's fine 2 years ago  
incredible 2 years ago  
They can change it 2 years ago  
I love stabbing people with my head 2 years ago  
So I can accuse him of adultery 2 years ago  
A might not be forever 2 years ago +1
kick it with the other foot 2 years ago  
still better than fox 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
edgy 2 years ago  
I knew both already 2 years ago  
Young Folks by Peter Bjorn and John. I used to count how many times it came on the radio, no idea why 2 years ago +2
exist 2 years ago  
probably not 2 years ago  
purple 2 years ago  
can i terrorize the deep south 2 years ago  
why the heck not 2 years ago  
I'd get to spell everyone's name wrong on purpose and tick people off 2 years ago +1
his palms are sweaty/momspaghetti 2 years ago  
Comicon 2 years ago +1
Bottle caps 2 years ago  
obviously 2 years ago  
I don't have a brother 2 years ago  
less hairy 2 years ago +1
It is. 2 years ago  
what 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
cool 2 years ago  
wouldn't that be a bath technically 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
A is the stuff of nightmares 2 years ago  
A would be cool, B I'd go to jail for cannibalism 2 years ago  
misclick, B sounds fun 2 years ago  
I don't want my soulmate to be traumatized 2 years ago  
There's always canada 2 years ago  
less dead 2 years ago  
quit it 2 years ago  
children suck 2 years ago  
quicker 2 years ago  
smexy 2 years ago  
misclick - just move. 2 years ago  
sprinting practice 2 years ago  
it already has 2 years ago  
the description is a game-changer 2 years ago  
I'd get used to it 2 years ago  
hell yee 2 years ago  
Do I get to keep the ones i have 2 years ago  
a spoon, actually 2 years ago  
more expensive usually 2 years ago  
Meet rich people 2 years ago  
A and C 2 years ago +1
"Members-only chat" 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
sure 2 years ago  
I agree 2 years ago +1
this is america goddammit 2 years ago  
not B 2 years ago  
Prettier 2 years ago  
Rock Band is op 2 years ago  
less overplayed 2 years ago  
A isn't that bad actually 2 years ago  
artist names are 110% accurate 2 years ago  
it honestly depends on the joke 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
barely 2 years ago  
read the description 2 years ago  
bahahaha 2 years ago  
I'm not a frickin weeb 2 years ago  
yell back 2 years ago  
run 2 years ago  
Not as good as https://www.amazon.com/Swoly-Bible-Bro-Science-Life/dp/0735211124 2 years ago  
If there's any spots left 2 years ago +1
hahahahahahaha 2 years ago  
flamed by a guest 2 years ago  
I avoid them amap 2 years ago  
Time to burn down the entire house 2 years ago  
If opinions are generally excepted they're probably terrible but, like, not THAT terrible 2 years ago  
exactly 2 years ago  
Isn't that the point 2 years ago  
sure 2 years ago  
hell yee 2 years ago  
why not 2 years ago  
all of the above 2 years ago +1
Louder 2 years ago  
me but more hot 2 years ago  
I already do 2 years ago  
Nope, that's the point 2 years ago  
~ b r o s h e l p i n g b r o s~ 2 years ago  
easily 2 years ago  
Only in the microwave 2 years ago  
A wouldn't change much, B I'd probably die 2 years ago  
if everyone's obese than I'll look better in comparison 2 years ago  
B is basic af 2 years ago  
Either way is fine but I'd rather A 2 years ago +1
op 2 years ago  
That'd be cool 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
I made a hat once 2 years ago  
For like a second 2 years ago  
On video 2 years ago  
I can already do B a little bit but I can't do A at all 2 years ago  
A is technically B though 2 years ago +1
One point below 2 years ago  
hell naw 2 years ago  
the name sold me 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
102,019 on level 17 2 years ago +1
how can 3.05 cows reproduce 2 years ago  
pineapple 2 years ago  
Easier to fix 2 years ago  
hell naw 2 years ago  
Depends on what the kids are like 2 years ago  
nope 2 years ago  
A would be terrible 2 years ago  
You know her face isn't a lie 2 years ago  
I think I'm a pretty social person 2 years ago  
smexy 2 years ago  
both 2 years ago  
the what now 2 years ago  
A during B 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
I don't like tomato souop 2 years ago  
yee-haw 2 years ago  
woah good point 2 years ago  
obviously 2 years ago  
I know 15 year olds who still play minecraft A is stupid af 2 years ago  
easily 2 years ago  
People who like Minecraft are young enough not to know better, can't say the same for Undertale 2 years ago  
I assume neither but I have like one friend so chances are A 2 years ago  
yeah we can tell 2 years ago  
oh well 2 years ago  
She made more excuses 2 years ago  
Unless it's, like, mosquitos or something 2 years ago  
sick art thoughh 2 years ago +1
op 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
writing tools 2 years ago  
I got roped into starring in a children's play one time and afterwards they all came up to me in a hoarde 2 years ago  
I try 2 years ago  
More diabetes B) 2 years ago  
blackmail, maybe. 2 years ago  
I wouldn't mind but I always find out about things too late. 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Although you could use 2 mil to buy better friends. 2 years ago  
Dr Pepper. Coincidence, I think not. 2 years ago  
A is basic 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
A seems cool, B sucks 2 years ago  
What if you only have one parent 2 years ago  
I own B. A is meh 2 years ago  
it'd be freezing as hell up there 2 years ago  
Probably 2 years ago  
easy 2 years ago  
Misclick. I want to be a giant crab with laser eyes. 2 years ago +1
easy 2 years ago  
gasoline 2 years ago  
I'd enjoy A 2 years ago  
I'm helping the ecosystem 2 years ago +1
Get dressed in sweatpants 2 years ago +1
If all the people in your town are programmed to be completely accurate, you could test every descision before you make it. 2 years ago  
OP 2 years ago  
B is fine 2 years ago  
Kill 'em off 2 years ago  
B which leads to A 2 years ago  
I already have but not on purpose 2 years ago  
yee-haw 2 years ago  
B shouldn't be inforced but it's good to avoid confusion 2 years ago  
Easily 2 years ago  
Misclick; fake, cringy, unfeeling 2 years ago  
Nope, they can just continue pretending to like me. 2 years ago  
The Shining 2 years ago  
That way if we break up I'll get divorce welfare 2 years ago  
You'll die either way 2 years ago  
Obviously 2 years ago  
It'd be such a relief 2 years ago  
Mario Kart 2 years ago  
Yes 2 years ago  
yeet 2 years ago  
They both are 2 years ago  
It looks pretty good 2 years ago  
Otherwise you'd have to think of twice as many names. 2 years ago  
yep 2 years ago  
I feel like this is somehow connected to your vegan cult. 2 years ago +1
Yep, then if we're married sue 'em on the grounds of adultery 2 years ago +2
I'm not a selfish little b*tch 2 years ago +2
I'll be a savage elder. 2 years ago +1
Humans are omnivores, and I'd like to see you try and convince bears or pigs to eat ungodly amounts of beans and soy to get enough protein. 2 years ago  
Just saw Chupacabra's comment, misclick 2 years ago  
Uh depends on the object probably up and to the right 2 years ago +1
Beards look really bad in my opinion. 2 years ago  
Anyone who answered A is lying, we all know y'all don't use them. 2 years ago  
All of the above. 2 years ago  
Occasionally... it'd be good to have at any rate. 2 years ago +1
depends 2 years ago +1
Probably neither 2 years ago  
Both 2 years ago  
So the 5-10% of animals that are carnivores and the near 50% that are omnivores have no empathy towards sentient beings, huh? It's part of nature and I, personally, have no problems surrounding the idea of eating meat. The ways we treat the animals and the environmental impacts are a different story, but vegans need to stop using morality as one of their main arguments. 2 years ago  
Smexy 2 years ago  
I already am 2 years ago +1
Misclick 2 years ago  
Both 2 years ago  
Depends on how they're treated 2 years ago +1
Ginger 2 years ago  
many a time 2 years ago  
around 15857? 2 years ago  
Comedy, I can live with it. 2 years ago  
Less likely to get you killed 2 years ago +1
Old music was great 2 years ago  
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