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Goatness (user #73,992) MaleBronze Medal

Joined on May 15th, 2016 (1,163 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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I'd just be like, dude. She's hotter than you thought. Then I would get slapped but they wouldn't care after a while. 2 years ago  
I like the second picture better. That's the only reason. 2 years ago  
The only other option on this is get rejected soooooo 2 years ago  
Walk into a strip club with a blindfold on the whole way. 2 years ago  
dart vader XD 2 years ago  
Again, i've had both happen so idk. 2 years ago  
XD I just realized that. 2 years ago  
Can I be a bank robber? I mean, i'd get shot a few times of course but what if I enjoyed the thrill? 2 years ago  
Too hard, i've had both happen. 2 years ago  
50 50 XD 2 years ago  
The picture. 2 years ago  
So? 2 years ago  
An infected vagina. 2 years ago  
50 50 XD 2 years ago  
Still the same question. 2 years ago  
Wow. I can't remember the last time I was on this sight. Did anyone see the new Hotline Miami 3 teaser? :) 2 years ago  
Barney bc he ha coke 3 years ago  
I would be physically connected to a play boy. 3 years ago +1
I would bring back Billy Mays, JFK, Einstein, My dog and Bruce Lee. 3 years ago  
I would bring back my childhood hero... Billy Mays :.) 3 years ago  
The ocean is so beautiful :D 3 years ago  
Dick Chaney's Blackberry. 3 years ago  
wow 3 years ago  
Actually... idk if I can handle 3 hour long porn. 3 years ago  
If I really knew it all and was omniscient I would get a bank loan to make a sports bar and buy some space suits and steal a bunch of stuff from NASA, remember I would know how to get in and would know when to go. Then I would build a space ship in the middle of nowhere with Cryogenic stations inside then drug random attractive and smart people both male and female and fly to the nearest Earth like planet and have everyone unfrozen with basic survival tools In the ship and kill myself miles away from the ship where the people will never find me. In hopes that we can have a world thats basically 20th century but without pollution and world hunger at least for a long time. 3 years ago  
In a perfect world, console would have all the games that pc has. But religion happened... 3 years ago  
I would support my son if he was gay, but lesbians are hot so I wouldn't really care if my wife was one. 3 years ago  
Love the motherland. 3 years ago  
I'd rather cut the rope and jump off. :) 3 years ago  
My cell phone isn't activated. 3 years ago  
Sex, plus. No pedophiles :) 3 years ago  
I have a Lamborghini fetish... 3 years ago  
Actually, i changed my mind I wouldn't stop either because I wish overpopulation was never a thing. If almost everyone dies in a apocalyptic WW3 I would be glad knowing that now with less people Global warming would slow down and there would be more resources for cheeper for the starving people that survived. 3 years ago  
I lose my left arm. :) 3 years ago  
Sarks are actually pretty peaceful. It would be epic to see one of those beautiful f,uckers swimming right in front of me. 3 years ago  
I want to drive a bus with a sick paint job, a hot tub in the back, with tablets and headphones for Netflix in the back of all the seats and drive people to huge parties in places like Miami and Vagas. 3 years ago  
I'm a sucker for nostalgia. 3 years ago  
All religions started out as creepy cults. 3 years ago  
I hate being in restraunts alone at night. It just feels weird 3 years ago  
I feel like either could happen in my life and nothing else bc I'll probably be single my whole life, and if i find anyone my friends won't like them bc they will probably be cringy. 3 years ago  
Why is religion a thing? 3 years ago  
50% of all taxes go to me. 3 years ago  
If you drive tired your gonna be miserable. If you drive high you'll feel good. 3 years ago  

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