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Goatness (user #73,992) MaleBronze Medal

Joined on May 15th, 2016 (1,481 days ago)

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    TOMAS IS MY SUGAR DADDY  
    I'd just be like, dude. She's hotter than you thought. Then I would get slapped but they wouldn't care after a while.  
    I like the second picture better. That's the only reason.  
    The only other option on this is get rejected soooooo  
    Walk into a strip club with a blindfold on the whole way.  
    dart vader XD  
    XD I just realized that.  
    Can I be a bank robber? I mean, i'd get shot a few times of course but what if I enjoyed the thrill?  
    Too hard, i've had both happen.  
    The picture.  
    An infected vagina.  
    50 50 XD  
    Barney bc he ha coke  
    I would be physically connected to a play boy. +1
    I would bring back Billy Mays, JFK, Einstein, My dog and Bruce Lee.  
    Dick Chaney's Blackberry.  
    wow  
    Actually... idk if I can handle 3 hour long porn.  
    If I really knew it all and was omniscient I would get a bank loan to make a sports bar and buy some space suits and steal a bunch of stuff from NASA, remember I would know how to get in and would know when to go. Then I would build a space ship in the middle of nowhere with Cryogenic stations inside then drug random attractive and smart people both male and female and fly to the nearest Earth like planet and have everyone unfrozen with basic survival tools In the ship and kill myself miles away from the ship where the people will never find me. In hopes that we can have a world thats basically 20th century but without pollution and world hunger at least for a long time.  
    In a perfect world, console would have all the games that pc has. But religion happened...  
    I would support my son if he was gay, but lesbians are hot so I wouldn't really care if my wife was one.  
    Love the motherland.  
    I'd rather cut the rope and jump off. :)  
    My cell phone isn't activated.  
    Sex, plus. No pedophiles :)  
    I have a Lamborghini fetish...  
    Actually, i changed my mind I wouldn't stop either because I wish overpopulation was never a thing. If almost everyone dies in a apocalyptic WW3 I would be glad knowing that now with less people Global warming would slow down and there would be more resources for cheeper for the starving people that survived.  
    I lose my left arm. :)  
    Sarks are actually pretty peaceful. It would be epic to see one of those beautiful f,uckers swimming right in front of me.  
    I want to drive a bus with a sick paint job, a hot tub in the back, with tablets and headphones for Netflix in the back of all the seats and drive people to huge parties in places like Miami and Vagas.  
    I FU,CKING HATE PEOPLE THAT PEE IN THE SHOWER!!!!!!!  
    I'm a sucker for nostalgia.  
    All religions started out as creepy cults.  
    I hate being in restraunts alone at night. It just feels weird  
    I feel like either could happen in my life and nothing else bc I'll probably be single my whole life, and if i find anyone my friends won't like them bc they will probably be cringy.  
    Why is religion a thing?  
    50% of all taxes go to me.  
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