InternetHateMachine's profile page

Profile picture

InternetHateMachine (user #52,925) MaleGold MedalGold TrophySuper Star

Joined on October 7th, 2015 (1,350 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 1,440

Questions: 98 view

Comments: 488

Profile views: 108


fml


InternetHateMachine has submitted the following questions: voting view

83%
Would you rather Get icepicked or Have a strange obsession with corn 2 years ago 83 votes 11 comments 0 likes
76%
24
Would you rather Have the best teeth in the game or Be the world's most wanted man 2 years ago 96 votes 6 comments 0 likes
44%
56%
Most underappreciated badasses? The Swiss Guard (ex: sack of Rome 1527) or The US Merchant Marine (ex: battle of the Atlantic) 2 years ago 66 votes 2 comments 0 likes
67%
33
Better song? The Last Stand or Guillotine 2 years ago 54 votes 1 comment 0 likes
52%
48%
Who should be president of the United States? The Donald or MC Ride 2 years ago 100 votes 4 comments 0 likes
58%
42%
Better empire? The Earth Kingdom or The Fire Nation 2 years ago 93 votes 3 comments 0 likes
47%
53%
Better empire? The Qing or The Mughals 2 years ago 79 votes 4 comments 0 likes
45%
55%
Better empire? The French Empire or THE ETERNAL ANGLO 2 years ago 88 votes 9 comments 0 likes
31
69%
Better empire? The 2nd Reich or Russia (before the USSR) 2 years ago 80 votes 7 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Better empire? The Swedish Empire or Poland-Lithuania 2 years ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
45%
55%
Best empire? Austria or Spain 2 years ago 77 votes 5 comments 0 likes
76%
24
Should Belgium exist? ya or nah 2 years ago 104 votes 37 comments 0 likes
33
67%
What should be Ireland's flag? Dis one or Dis juan 2 years ago 92 votes 3 comments 0 likes
85%
Which flag should Canada have? Canada's original, graceful red ensign or A LEAF 2 years ago 123 votes 20 comments 0 likes
46%
54%
Would you rather Be a kang or AYO HOL UP 2 years ago 63 votes 2 comments 0 likes
53%
47%
Should Catalonia have independence? Yes or No 2 years ago 70 votes 11 comments 0 likes
54%
46%
Would you rather Be a racist or Be sexist and homophobic 2 years ago 114 votes 9 comments 0 likes
30
70%
Would you rather Be smelly CNT-FAI anarchist or Be heroic Requeté and restore Francisco Javier de Borbón Parma y de Braganza to the throne of Spain 2 years ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
72%
28
Would you rather be Heroic P.O.U.M freedom fighter or Disgusting falangist pigdog 2 years ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
52%
48%
Would you rather Be best Kolea or Be wolst Kolea 2 years ago 73 votes 2 comments 0 likes
27
73%
Would you rather Be Brazillian or Be Japanese 2 years ago 120 votes 9 comments 0 likes
26
74%
Would you rather Be Australian or Be A M E R I C A N 2 years ago 112 votes 7 comments 0 likes
67%
33
Would you rather Be Ukranian or Be Turkish 2 years ago 93 votes 5 comments 0 likes
31
69%
Best song? God is a Serb or Sve Dzamije u Oblake Lete 2 years ago 159 votes 3 comments 0 likes
55%
45%
Best song? Star Man or The Man Who Sold The World 2 years ago 58 votes 2 comments 0 likes
67%
33
Best song? Piano Man or Scenes from an Italian Restaurant 2 years ago 46 votes 3 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Best song? Rocket Man or Tiny Dancer 2 years ago 45 votes 3 comments 0 likes
77%
23
Better song? Say It Ain’t So or El Scorcho 2 years ago 43 votes 1 comment 0 likes
57%
43%
Would you rather Be an edgy freak (only for attention tho) or Have no outstanding skills, personality traits, opinions, or sense of fashion whatsoever 2 years ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
67%
33
Who's better? The Irish/Celts in general or The Finns/Estonians 2 years ago 69 votes 4 comments 0 likes
28
72%
You are sleeping when suddenly a door appears out of nowhere. Curious you peer through the peephole to discover it is Godefroy de Bouillon. Would you rather? Drive the Saracens out of Jerusalem or Go back to sleep 2 years ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
58%
42%
Would you rather Have Chun-Li's thighs or Have Big Boss's thighs 2 years ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
31
69%
You are sleeping when suddenly a door appears out of nowhere. Curious you peer through the peephole to discover it is Gamal Abdel Nasser. Would you rather? Nationalize the Suez Canal and fight British imperialism or Go back to sleep 2 years ago 65 votes 3 comments 0 likes
38
62%
You are sleeping when suddenly a door appears out of nowhere. Curious you peer through the peephole to discover it is Michael Collins. Would you rather? Free Ireland from the British crown or Go back to sleep 2 years ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
44%
56%
Would you rather Get a free vacation to Siberia from papa Stalin or Get a free helicopter ride from Pinochet 2 years ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
49%
51%
Would you rather Have Trump's hair or Have Hillary's THICC thighs 2 years ago 92 votes 6 comments 0 likes
87%
Who would make a better president? Bill Nye or Hillary or Trump 2 years ago 119 votes 15 comments 0 likes
42%
58%
Would you rather Only be able to use Snapchat or Only be able to use Instagram 2 years ago 92 votes 14 comments 0 likes
64%
36
Do you think the US has strayed from its original values? Yes or No 3 years ago 115 votes 16 comments 0 likes
40%
60%
Would you rather Listen to the Interstellar soundtrack or Listen to the Inception soundtrack 3 years ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
45%
55%
Would you rather Listen to the Earthbound soundtrack or Listen to the Undertale soundtrack 3 years ago 115 votes 3 comments 0 likes
44%
56%
Would you like to play the CTRL+V game? Sure! or Nah 3 years ago 79 votes 21 comments 0 likes
64%
36
Would you rather Fight the evil internet racists or Fight the evil internet misogynists 3 years ago 85 votes 2 comments 0 likes
74%
26
Would you rather Be this thing (the thing that I am) or Be the other thing 3 years ago 62 votes 3 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Would you rather Be cowboy Texas man or Be stinky old 49er Californian and dig in the dirt all day 3 years ago 64 votes 10 comments 0 likes
76%
24
Would you rather Be New Zealander and sex da wimminz all day or Be chicken-leg Ausfag and be lonely because all the women are dead 3 years ago 62 votes 15 comments 0 likes
74%
26
Would you rather Be stronk Polish man or Be weak ugly Ukrainian who isn't a real country 3 years ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
68%
32
Would you rather Be glorious HRE master race or Be disgusting edgy Nazi 3 years ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
42%
58%
Would you rather Be a norse pagan (you have to be open about it) or Be a member of the WBC 3 years ago 50 votes 8 comments 0 likes
46%
54%
Which movie do you want to see more? The Revenant or Krampus 3 years ago 103 votes 10 comments 0 likes
75%
25
Would you rather Be sexy Empire and bring order to a broken galaxy or Be smelly rebel and tear apart the galaxy 3 years ago 85 votes 13 comments 0 likes
55%
45%
Would you rather Be pure blood Enclave and cleanse the wasteland in glorious X-01 armor or Be gross mutant boy-scout BoS and circlejerk in ugly T-45d armor 3 years ago 71 votes 7 comments 0 likes
53%
47%
Would you rather Be true to Caesar and crucify profligates or Be degenerate NCR and wish for a nuclear winter 3 years ago 68 votes 1 comment 0 likes
73%
27
Would you rather Be white like Argentina master race or Be orangutan like stinky Brazil 3 years ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
43%
57%
Would you rather Be glorious Shqipëri master race or Be sad Serb 3 years ago 54 votes 5 comments 0 likes
34
66%
Would you rather Be an ugly yuropoor or Be sexy Murican master race 3 years ago 101 votes 12 comments 0 likes
40%
60%
Would you rather Serbia annexes all of the former Yugoslav states or Greece annexes Thrace and Ionia 3 years ago 98 votes 8 comments 0 likes
43%
57%
Would you rather Israel annexes the Sinai peninsula and Palestine or Saudi Arabia annexes the rest of the Arabian peninsula 3 years ago 91 votes 13 comments 0 likes
40%
60%
Would you rather Russia annexes Belarus and Ukraine or Germany annexes Austria 3 years ago 94 votes 9 comments 0 likes
44%
56%
Would you rather listen to Rocket Man or Piano Man 3 years ago 85 votes 4 comments 0 likes
31
69%
Would you rather Wear clothes from Vineyard Vines or Wear clothes from Hugo Boss 3 years ago 143 votes 2 comments 0 likes
23
77%
Would you rather listen to Moskau or Come on Eileen 3 years ago 83 votes 2 comments 0 likes
32
68%
Would you rather Be a Luftrauser or Claim the Nuclear Throne 3 years ago 84 votes 2 comments 0 likes
57%
43%
Would you rather Fight in the 30 years war or Fight in the 100 years war 3 years ago 89 votes 6 comments 0 likes
37
63%
Would you rather Fight like a Frenchman or Fight like an Italian 3 years ago 93 votes 7 comments 0 likes
48%
52%
Which empire was cooler? Prussia or Austria 3 years ago 126 votes 3 comments 0 likes
61%
39
Which empire was cooler? Napoleon's Empire or The Spanish Empire 3 years ago 77 votes 4 comments 0 likes
82%
Which empire was cooler? The Achaemenids or Alexander the Great's empire 3 years ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
69%
31
Which empire was cooler? Byzantium (or the Eastern Roman Empire, whatever...) or The Umayyads 3 years ago 75 votes 4 comments 0 likes
26
74%
Which empire was cooler? The Akkadian Empire or The Babylonian Empire 3 years ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
32
68%
Which Empire was cooler? The Huns or The Mongols 3 years ago 76 votes 7 comments 0 likes
40%
60%
What sound is sexier? The Nebelwerfer or The MG42 3 years ago 81 votes 7 comments 0 likes
54%
46%
What sound is sexier? The gun of an A-10 or The scream of a Stuka 3 years ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
21
79%
Would you rather Live in Brussels or Live in Amsterdam 3 years ago 113 votes 1 comment 0 likes
49%
51%
Would you rather Live in Helsinki or Live in Tallinn 3 years ago 154 votes 6 comments 0 likes
46%
54%
Would you rather Live in Copenhagen or Live in Stockholm 3 years ago 115 votes 5 comments 0 likes
66%
34
Would you rather Live in Dublin or Live in Belfast 3 years ago 108 votes 2 comments 0 likes
63%
37
Would you rather Live in Vienna or Live in Bern 3 years ago 92 votes 1 comment 0 likes
47%
53%
Would you rather Germany annexes Austria or Sweden annexes Norway and Finland 3 years ago 107 votes 15 comments 1 like
33
67%
What would be more interesting? A world where the Entente lost or A world where Napoleon's empire never fell apart 3 years ago 98 votes 8 comments 0 likes
39
61%
Better game series? Victoria or Crusader Kings 3 years ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
40%
60%
Better game series? Europa Universalis or Hearts of Iron 3 years ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
33
67%
Do skellingtons exist? No or Yes! 3 years ago 93 votes 10 comments 0 likes
47%
53%
Better game? Europa Universalis IV or Crusader Kings 2 3 years ago 146 votes 2 comments 0 likes
59%
41%
Better game? Hearts of Iron 3 or Victoria 2 3 years ago 80 votes 6 comments 0 likes
38
62%
Better game? Luftrausers or Nuclear Throne 3 years ago 47 votes 1 comment 0 likes
62%
38
71 years ago today (8/14) Erwin Rommel was forced to commit suicide for conspiring against Hitler RIP or lol bye 3 years ago 90 votes 11 comments 0 likes
54%
46%
Which nearly useless language would you rather learn? Gaelic or Old English 3 years ago 109 votes 7 comments 0 likes
58%
42%
Which nearly useless language would you rather learn? Basque or Occitan 3 years ago 77 votes 1 comment 0 likes
40%
60%
Would you rather Be a tankie or Be a zionist 3 years ago 43 votes 5 comments 0 likes
58%
42%
Would you rather Be Argentinean or Be Albanian 3 years ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
35
65%
Would you rather Be a social justice warrior or Be a stormweenie 3 years ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
43%
57%
Crusader Kings 2 players, would you rather do a full Charlemagne campaign as... Lithuania or Svitjod 3 years ago 40 votes 0 comments 0 likes
38
62%
Cooler website? halome.nu or fallout.fm (Radio free wasteland) 3 years ago 50 votes 2 comments 0 likes
29
71%
Would you rather worship The weak abrahamic "God" or The one true God-Emperor of Mankind 3 years ago 97 votes 18 comments 0 likes
46%
54%
Which useless dead language would you rather learn? Futhark or Aramaic 3 years ago 145 votes 11 comments 0 likes
59%
41%
Who was worse? Joseph Stalin or Jar-Jar Binks 3 years ago 135 votes 7 comments 0 likes
39
61%
What would your MGS V helicopter music be? Ride of the Valkyries or The Final Countdown 3 years ago 93 votes 2 comments 0 likes

InternetHateMachine has posted the following comments:

What is Belgium's place, then? It's just a country carved out of the borderlands of two old European powers. There isn't even a Belgian language. Why should it exist? 2 years ago  
If you don't do B you're an asshole 2 years ago +1
i am de captin nao 2 years ago  
Republicans vs Democrats in a question 2 years ago  
but its good for yer bones 2 years ago +2
wHAT KIND OF FUCCBOI HOLDS GUNS LIKE THAT 2 years ago +3
And it has everything to do with whether or not it should be a country. The basic idea of a European nation state is that it's borders are drawn to reflect the culture that lives within them. For example: France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Poland, the Netherlands, Sweden. Norway, get the point? 2 years ago  
Literally half the country is French and the other half is Flemish lmao 2 years ago  
People already are expelled if they're harsh enough. 2 years ago  
I'm not your history teacher you can do things on your own just google Belgium's demographics ffs 2 years ago  
A is edgy trash 2 years ago  
Are you a 40 year old middle class southern baptist and mother of 3 kids 2 years ago +3
So basically be Australian? 2 years ago +1
RIP He went to the chocolate factory in the sky to find out where da white women at 2 years ago +1
>her 2 years ago  
This is an unfair comparison 2 years ago +2
"germans didn't torture people" >sack of rome >anglo-saxon colonization of britain >germanic migration period >viking age >30 years war >rape of belgium >holocaust 2 years ago  
Fitting 2 years ago  
Why would I provide any reason? Just google it lmao 2 years ago  
>implying people have souls 2 years ago  
I've betrayed myself today 2 years ago  
Less people to feed, more living space, less pollution, more of everything for everyone. 2 years ago  
I'm sorry, who beat the US? Oh, that's right, the Vietcong did. 2 years ago  
Drink of invincible island nation which heroically stood up to US imperialism > Smelly kebab coffee which is probably made with the blood of minorities 2 years ago  
Can't stand greed. 2 years ago  
I'd like to be uglier, it's hard to get all these women off me. 2 years ago +1
SUPERMAN 2 years ago  
He's such a talented guy 2 years ago  
Get out of here STALKER 2 years ago  
As long as you watch your calories I guess 2 years ago  
We shall celebrate Saturnalia instead 2 years ago  
Implying I'd let myself be captured 2 years ago +1
I'll pretend I was saving myself for marriage 2 years ago  
I don't know a thing, my guy 2 years ago  
>wattpad 2 years ago +2
Man idk our military says otherwise 2 years ago  
Not a dead meme 2 years ago  
The Flash is a fuccboi like look at his gay ass suit lmao 2 years ago  
Only the greatest country on earth 2 years ago  
You got me 2 years ago  
I need Frank Underwood for president 2 years ago  
vvvv Burn these heretics 2 years ago +1
Russia x America = Heir to the Roman Empire 2 years ago +1
Mr Robot is an edgy piece of crap showfor pretentious assholes tbh 2 years ago  
Literally no one would participate in B (except for people in like inner city chicago) 2 years ago +1
Never seen A 2 years ago  
I don't watch much anime but I thought SAO was ok 2 years ago  
Tbh he's my spirit animal 2 years ago +1
Muhfuggin crackuhs stealin our kangz 2 years ago +1
It's about time the Germans had another smackdown. 2 years ago  
Genocide tbh 2 years ago  
I can't stop seeing him as Sam and Dean's dad. 2 years ago +1
How 2 years ago  
You read my mind 2 years ago  
It's his website 2 years ago  
Salad sucks tho 2 years ago  
If they rip my throat out then no oxygen will go to my brain, so maybe I won't feel anything? I think that's how that works. 2 years ago  
I've met A through a friend. All she did was complain about Michael Bay movies and the only thing she was good at was strawmanning. 2 years ago  
I know a commie and a skinhead, and both are insufferable pricks. 2 years ago  
I know a medical psychopath. He's not that bad, he just isn't very empathetic and is kinda selfish. 2 years ago  
Why? I mean, I understand that it should happen if there's some medicinal purpose but if not that, then why? 2 years ago  
I think I'd leave that one up to the person bearing the child 2 years ago  
*brazil somehow becomes even more poor* 2 years ago  
"i'd support fascists just to spite some guy on the internet" 2 years ago  
tfw biased against both 2 years ago  
All good things must come to an end 2 years ago  
lol ok bud 2 years ago  
lol 2 years ago  
lol k bud 2 years ago  
lol 2 years ago  
She looks like a 7th grader 2 years ago  
*sensible chuckle* 2 years ago  
Erin go bragh boi 2 years ago  
y tho 2 years ago  
Danubian countries > All 2 years ago  
B is me already 2 years ago  
As much as I hate to admit it, I think vivisection is a necessary evil when it comes to things like medicine. 2 years ago  
Do people still do B? Please tell me nobody does B anymore. 2 years ago +3
Have you not heard about all the homeless veterans? 3 years ago  
Lmao 3 years ago  
I probably should. 3 years ago +1
I think we need to take care of our veterans and other internal problems first. 3 years ago  
Skipping rocks is fun 3 years ago  
A is for inbred rednecks. 3 years ago  
You seem desperate 3 years ago  
Loving all the teen angst in the comments 3 years ago  
Please no B 3 years ago  
Money 3 years ago  
I wouldn't be proud of it tho 3 years ago  
It's pretty great 3 years ago  
Do you wanna see JESUS? 3 years ago +1
Isn't this from that game where you gotta stop the baby from killing itself? 3 years ago  
Idk why but I'm kind of obsessed with the idea of starting my own country by taking over Cuba 3 years ago +2
American girls 3 years ago +1
I'd rather not be a manlet 3 years ago  
I can't imagine any crime worthy of this punishment. 3 years ago +1
I lied. 3 years ago  
I'd really like to avoid getting killed. 3 years ago  
The worst thing in my browser history is https://i.imgur.com/FOyK60r.jpg 3 years ago  
Because they're probably just kids 3 years ago +1
Being able to breathe is great 3 years ago  
Moneyyyy 3 years ago  
I live in Texas, how could I not like tacos? 3 years ago  
Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners (i think) 3 years ago  
Why would I? 3 years ago  
B leads to A inevitably 3 years ago +1
Blacks are inferior 3 years ago  
I'm not a total pig 3 years ago +3
I see spongebob, I click spongebob 3 years ago  
The results are sad 3 years ago  
I'm not helping the whole southern stereotype thing 3 years ago  
[INTERNET DRAMA] 3 years ago  
A is pretty cool imo. Idk who B is but I'm gonna assume he's cool too since he's on this question. 3 years ago  
Don't even get me started 3 years ago +2
REMEMBER ME, EDDY? 3 years ago +3
Salad 3 years ago +1
So? 3 years ago  
money and less of an asshole 3 years ago  
Russia, invade Turkey 3 years ago +2
money 3 years ago +2
Why is it retarded? 3 years ago  
It's for the best 3 years ago +1
I'd rather not give the middle east to Israel 3 years ago +1
edgy 3 years ago  
A= No treaty of Versailles and German prosperity 3 years ago  
I just can't side with NATO or the US on this. Turkey has to be my least favorite country ever, even worse than Israel. 3 years ago +1
What if the person I choose has an STD? 3 years ago  
Come on people, It's [CURRENT YEAR]! Why are we still doing [OLD FASHIONED TRADITION THAT DOES NO ACTUAL HARM]? 3 years ago  
Actual cancer 3 years ago  
I don't know why I stopped watching it... 3 years ago  
The early seasons were great 3 years ago  
I could get an STD 3 years ago  
A seems to be normal where I live 3 years ago  
Bitchwhat 3 years ago  
Why? Are you too autistic to socialize with people? 3 years ago  
He just wants to give me candy 3 years ago  
I'd like to die young and happy rather than old and bored 3 years ago  
A isn't a bad idea. 3 years ago  
Best one yet imo 3 years ago +1
A real American hero 3 years ago  
I don't know but I'm a bit sad I share a planet with that thing 3 years ago  
Oh I get it. You copied my question. COPIED. AND IT'S THE CTRL+V GAME! AHAHAHA 3 years ago +1
https://vine.co/v/iuAPtBjT2Tr 3 years ago  
You should probably wait a bit longer before starting another CTRL+V game because mine is still there... 3 years ago +2
Damnit now that's in my history 3 years ago +3
I'm perfectly aware of how angry you are :^) 3 years ago  
I like school. It gives me a chance to see my friends. 3 years ago  
I love Tarantino 3 years ago  
I occasionally play MC with my friends 3 years ago  
It's more than 2 others and you need to chill. 3 years ago  
Dear god... 3 years ago  
I can still be happy if I'm poor 3 years ago  
I'd rather not have to deal with a baby 3 years ago  
I'd really rather not be an anime character. 3 years ago  
People who play CSGO are at least funny, DOTA players are just mean. 3 years ago +1
Why should anyone be ashamed of where they live based on the opinions of a random guy on the internet? 3 years ago  
And a chicken-leg 3 years ago  
alexw 3 years ago +3
I don't think my mom would want me to go through that 3 years ago  
I mean... do you like the Nazis or something? 3 years ago  
(not) Holy (not) Roman (not) Empire 3 years ago  
Edgy 3 years ago  
Get da puse 3 years ago  
AYY LMAO 3 years ago  
We wouldn't have to worry about Satan if Hitler had just won the war 3 years ago  
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab 3 years ago  
So is Texas 3 years ago  
Male cheerleaders get all da puse 3 years ago  
It does 3 years ago  
WOW THAT'S CRAZY 3 years ago +2
Ugh, white people are just the worst. 3 years ago  
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING 3 years ago  
What's ironic about that video is how it's not hilarious and not original 3 years ago  
I hear people complain about it 3 years ago  
Tbh I have a man crush on Shia LaBeouf 3 years ago  
B involves way too many good people I know. I'm not saying gay people aren't good, but I personally know only like 2 gay people 3 years ago  
Tbh I'm mostly just a history guy 3 years ago  
I'm a shekel squeezer 3 years ago  
It's sh|t tho 3 years ago  
Internet 3 years ago  
I use incognito mode for dirty stuff 3 years ago  
I always fill up on chips 3 years ago  
Tbh I'm a bit of a weaboo 3 years ago  
I had a joke about the French but it escapes me 3 years ago  
Are you saying France got shot up because it wasn't tolerant enough? 3 years ago  
Literally a scumbag 3 years ago +1
A is VERY true, I think I apply to it sometimes 3 years ago  
Can't wait 3 years ago  
Arbeit macht frei 3 years ago  
I love Mexicans, but Indians... 3 years ago  
B is more an Irish thing 3 years ago  
I've always wanted to tour Europe 3 years ago  
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/932/093/d3f.jpg 3 years ago  
A is actually a stereotype? lol 3 years ago  
No 3 years ago  
Dog that can remove kebab? Yes please 3 years ago  
Coca Cola < Actual piss 3 years ago +1
Don't say fag you might offend someone 3 years ago +3
REMOVE KEBAB remove kebab 3 years ago  
I get that a lot 3 years ago  
Damn right 3 years ago  
UUUUUGH I wish I could pick both 3 years ago  
Unfair matchup... 3 years ago  
A was freaky 3 years ago  
WESSSSSSSSST 3 years ago  
Gotta blast 3 years ago  
Putin is my bbe 3 years ago  
I hate Nicki Minaj 3 years ago +1
OD BIHACA DO PETROVCA SELA PETROVCA SELA SRPSKA ZEMLJA NAPADNUTA CELA NAPADNUTA CELA KARADZICU VODI SRBE SVOJE VODI SRBE SVOJE NEK SE VIDI NIKOG SE NE BOJE NIKOG SE NE BOJE 3 years ago  
How 3 years ago  
Why? 3 years ago  
Are we talking about the same person? Because Gavrilo Princip was born and raised in Bosnia, spoke Serbian, adhered to the Serbian Orthodox faith, and was a member of the Black Hand and last I checked he killed Franz Ferdinand. 3 years ago +1
Fanny pack? 3 years ago  
It was a Serb... 3 years ago +2
I really hope Russia kicks the Turk's ass 3 years ago +4
What? 3 years ago  
I just won't sing 3 years ago  
I love muh shekels 3 years ago  
Not great 3 years ago  
I don't play mc much anymore, but when I do I just mess with other people's stuff 3 years ago  
Very well memed, good sir! 3 years ago  
IDGAF tbh 3 years ago  
Air conditioning 3 years ago  
I'll let Russia finish off ISIS 3 years ago  
I'm with the Boss to the end 3 years ago  
B sounds awesome 3 years ago  
Implying these aren't good pics 3 years ago  
1 month younger 3 years ago  
F*ck you for making this question 3 years ago  
Thank God the Native Americans were so good at dying 3 years ago  
Trust me guys, it's a virus. I can download so much more dedicated RAM now that it's gone. 3 years ago  
www.tumblr.com 3 years ago +1
Unfortunately 3 years ago  
I know, and maybe I'm just being edgy, but I'm starting to really dislike what it's become. 3 years ago  
Then why did you reply to me 3 times over something so irrelevant? 3 years ago  
I can, but I won't 3 years ago  
Unfortunately 3 years ago  
Why tho 3 years ago  
I know, that doesn't make it any less gay. 3 years ago  
Sounds gay 3 years ago +1
I'm not a bright person tbh, but I like being confident about my appearance. 3 years ago  
Moskau Moskau, wirf die Gläser an die Wand, Russland ist ein schönes Land ho ho ho ho ho 3 years ago +1
Don't be a fuccboi 3 years ago +1
Bros before hos 3 years ago +1
The Japanese wanted to surrender, but the higher-ups in the military absolutely refused to surrender 3 years ago +2
Lmao wtf is A 3 years ago  
B is fun, but I know how far a little encouragement can go. 3 years ago  
Anyone who picked B is an edgy 15 y/o 3 years ago +3
They're not totally equal, but close enough 3 years ago  
I need Steam 3 years ago +1
Note: you will not have to fight for 100 years 3 years ago  
It's a trick question 3 years ago  
People need to have fun in life 3 years ago  
I don't even need to. I identify as a native american pansexual pedophile. 3 years ago  
Huh. I always hear people say that Islam is a religion of peace if you get to know it, but if you say so... 3 years ago  
Religion would be so much less violent if people would just read their holy book 3 years ago +1
I just started watching Full Metal Alchemist and it's pretty good so far 3 years ago  
tbh I don't like Ed Sheeran's music 3 years ago +1
Apparently you don't check it enough, sh*tlord 3 years ago  
What is A? 3 years ago  
It'd be easy to become happy if I was B 3 years ago  
I love myself 3 years ago  
Tough choice 3 years ago  
Open Season game? wtf 3 years ago  
Like a 7 3 years ago  
Putin is my bbe 3 years ago  
I'd really like to not drown 3 years ago  
Check your white privilege, you cis scum. 3 years ago  
2 was my favorite CoD tbh 3 years ago  
That's weird tbh 3 years ago  
Obama seems more casual 3 years ago +1
PC as in politically correct. He's the politically correct principal. 3 years ago  
Mug is sh*t 3 years ago +1
Me 3 years ago  
GATEWAY DRUG GATEWAY DRUG MY MOMMY SAYS NO DEVIL'S LEAF NOT EVEN ONCE NO SIR I WILL NEVER INJECT ANY CRYSTAL MARIJUANAS 3 years ago  
money buys food and food sells for money so either way it works out 3 years ago  
http://imgur.com/PuD1dvG 3 years ago  
NO WHAT WAS I THINKING 3 years ago  
I barely watch any TV (proudly says someone who spends all day with their face buried in a computer screen) 3 years ago +1
I'd love to make America great again 3 years ago  
Really? Bronies still exist? Man, even the most autistic kids I know have grown out of MLP. 3 years ago  
North Korea is a joke, they can barely feed their soldiers. 3 years ago  
There are freshmen at my school that think A is still funny and I totally wouldn't mind if they stopped living 3 years ago  
Like an 8 3 years ago  
I'd support anyone over A 3 years ago  
If only... 3 years ago  
Don't overthink it, it's a simple question 3 years ago  
!!!!! 3 years ago  
Nice meme 3 years ago  
!?!?!? 3 years ago  
It's not like they can understand you 3 years ago  
Idk man you're getting awful defensive about video games 3 years ago  
Check your privilege, you cis scum 3 years ago  
Wouldn't Helsinki be colder since it's further North? 3 years ago +2
E_Z_ 3 years ago  
You probably shouldn't pick a SCHOOL of all things... 3 years ago +1
Oh yeah, baby, culturally enrich me some more 3 years ago  
I'm not a big fan of ketchup 3 years ago  
American pop-culture is embarrassing. 3 years ago +1
You probably should relax tho, and try using s instead of z. It screams "I'm desperate to look cool and different but don't know how" 3 years ago  
Make America great again 3 years ago +1
Ride it ;) 3 years ago  
I'm guessing you don't go out much 3 years ago  
Anyone who cares about graphics should just go outside, it's so realistic. 3 years ago +2
REMOVE KEBAB SERBIA STRONK 3 years ago +1
I just can't handle change anymore 3 years ago  
Are these from the ads at the bottom of the page? 3 years ago +4
Sell it 3 years ago +1
That's pretty much what he is 3 years ago  
F*ck Spain lmao 3 years ago  
I don't think I know enough about it to care, so I probably shouldn't have voted. 3 years ago  
I love being part of the cis-white-male-bourgeoisie patriarchy :^) 3 years ago  
Soooo edgy. There's so many things wrong with the whole Guy Fawkes mask bullsh*t. 3 years ago  
B sounds soo edgy I wanna throw up 3 years ago  
Easily 3 years ago  
I remember it being a 10 but it's probably not as good as I remember 3 years ago +1
Shoot the robots, Morty! 3 years ago  
Snapchat is so much fun 3 years ago  
I don't have much to talk about regarding religion. 3 years ago  
My baby 3 years ago  
It's a skeleton 3 years ago  
Goosebumps was my childhood 3 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIvwJEANRoA 3 years ago  
Transparency 3 years ago  
Tom Hanks! 3 years ago  
Hot 3 years ago  
https://vine.co/v/eFqghdml3wW 3 years ago  
Like a 9 3 years ago  
Weeaboo trash lol 3 years ago  
What was I thinking picking A? 3 years ago  
Pretty edgy. I'd probably be nice about it and let it be quick. 3 years ago  
A looks like he should drink bleach 3 years ago  
Yup, and that other comment was sarcasm 3 years ago  
Ugh neither 3 years ago  
Definitely Pol Pot 3 years ago  
Implying removing kebab is bad? 3 years ago  
Death of someone who signed up knowing they risked death =/= death of someone who was thrown into a camp and killed 3 years ago  
The inventor of remove Kebab. It'd be an honor. 3 years ago  
It's both, nobody wants an ugly girl and nobody wants a mean girl. 3 years ago +1
All white people are evil (/s) 3 years ago  
That was easy... 3 years ago  
A is cancer 3 years ago  
I Don't Know What You're Talking About Bro I Think Your Art Is Great :^) 3 years ago  
wow good stuff 3 years ago  
Tired of your sh*t, Jesus. 3 years ago +1
Like an 8 3 years ago  
A solid 5 3 years ago  
Come on guys, It's 2015. It's about time. 3 years ago  
I guess he doesn't care then. 3 years ago  
Yeah but that haircut tho 3 years ago  
/gsg/ vickymod 3 years ago  
F*cking dumb zionist 3 years ago +1
Looks like Alec Baldwin 3 years ago +1
/r/iamverysmart 3 years ago  
I'm more of a /gsg/ guy myself. 3 years ago  
Unless you count number 1... Because I'm number 1. 3 years ago  
I know, I almost did InternetHonestyMachine 3 years ago  
These are the only two situations in which filicide is acceptable. 3 years ago  
"Knockin' me out with those American thighs" +1 Internet point to whoever can name what song that's from 3 years ago +1
What's hilarious is that people are taking this seriously. Like, really people? Are you all THAT dumb? Because the comments section is actually making me angry right now. 3 years ago +2
If I ever name my child something like that, someone needs to slap me. HARD. 3 years ago  
Big surprise, the guy who entered as Deez Nuts was a skinny white 15 year old 3 years ago  
At least it kind of works. Either way, you're going to have some sh*tty tanks. 3 years ago +3
Dressing up as Marty McFly for halloween 3 years ago  
Iranians suck at beheading 3 years ago +1
It's Old English, just written in the form that was used by the Anglo-Saxons BEFORE the alphabet was latinized. 3 years ago  
CYKA BLYAT ANUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE 3 years ago +1
I can't believe I still like this song. 3 years ago  
edgy 3 years ago  
A mosin nagant would be pretty cool to own 3 years ago  
Dumb? How is this dumb? You need to respect my right to spread freedom through explosives from my backyard. 3 years ago +1
B was great 3 years ago  
I know a gay dude and he's never gotten in trouble for doing gay stuff. Are you sure this is true? Cuz the local police don't seem to give a sh|t, and they're pretty strict. 3 years ago +3
I'm guessing they don't have Legos in Canada? I wouldn't be surprised, considering the lack of freedom. 3 years ago +1
Looks great 3 years ago  
Stepping on a lego 3 years ago +1
What the hell is wrong with you people? 3 years ago +2
I don't want to have to use my powers for good 3 years ago  
HRKDRK GOTTA GIT RID OF THAT MUSLUM TURRIST BRONCO BAMA GON TAKE OUR CHRISTIAN FREEDOM AN' GIVE IT TO THA GAYS 3 years ago +1
Air Conditioning 3 years ago  
They wouldn't have been able to keep him, he was too influential. 3 years ago  
Hitler was a sucky artist 3 years ago  
He wouldn't win. 3 years ago  
Hippie > Warmonger 3 years ago  
I actually identify as an A-10 Warthog. 3 years ago  
It's a good day to be an American. 3 years ago  
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/936/761/08f.png 3 years ago  
You're officially on my top 10 favorite users list. 3 years ago  
How is one better than the other? 3 years ago +1
It's a reference to Warhammer 40k 3 years ago  
70% 3 years ago  
Czech Republic 3 years ago  
Implying anyone would want to be a europoor 3 years ago +2
Source of what? 3 years ago  
I don't know. I didn't realize I left a comment. 3 years ago +1
Well, I mean, it's not like he's doing anything to stop me... 3 years ago  
Liberland stronk! 3 years ago  
Why? 3 years ago  
Not an atheist... 3 years ago  
I think you're taking this a bit too seriously. 3 years ago  
Rand Paul, but Bernie is a close second. 3 years ago +1
The one with the presidents 3 years ago  
Anything but Sweden 3 years ago +1
Anything but Neo cons 3 years ago  
At least it works a little bit. 3 years ago  
B is for edgy teenagers 3 years ago +1
God damn, dude. Right over your head. 3 years ago +1
Edgy 3 years ago  
I'd eat him for dinner with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 3 years ago +2
Gonna have to go 7 3 years ago +1
O man, Yemen is a sh|thole. 3 years ago  
https://www.rrrather.com/view/149763#comment2409838 3 years ago +1
Of course evolution is wrong. If monkeys evolved over millions of years, how are they alive? Monkeys don't live that long! 3 years ago +3
I'm a pretty sexy guy. 3 years ago +2
Mein Kampf is actually really bad. It's repetitive, has no direction, and is boring as hell. Anyone who thinks Hitler was a genius needs to read Mein Kampf. 3 years ago  
I think so. He looked pretty evil in the trailer. 3 years ago  
Then you should probably be A because I'm pretty sure B is illegal somewhere. 3 years ago  
Be Erwin Rommel, he was sooooo cool. 3 years ago +1
Micronations like what? 3 years ago  
Wrong one. I can't beat all the ladies away on my own. 3 years ago  
Hate to be a Putin kiss-up but... If anyone can handle this kind of thing, it's def Russia. They also have some experience with Radical Muslims from their conflict with Chechnya. 3 years ago +1
Santorum 3 years ago  
Yes or no? 3 years ago  
Rest in peace, friend. You'll be missed. 3 years ago  
Because the question says you have to. 3 years ago  
At least it kinda works 3 years ago  
ERIN GO BRAGH 3 years ago  
Failing English rn. I swear my teacher hates me. 3 years ago +1
Pretty sure the Visigoths were Arian, which was Christian but considered heterodox. 3 years ago  
IT HAS CHRISTOPH WALTZ AS THE VILLAIN! This isn't just some villain, this is the guy who played HANS FREAKING LANDA, PEOPLE. Also, James Bond in general. 3 years ago  
It's worth saving the lives of all those other children. 3 years ago  
I'm no socialist, but I really hope that A exists. 3 years ago +2
SRIV was hilarious. It brought out my inner 12 year old. 3 years ago  
If I'm going to get killed by a mob, I'd rather it be made up of rednecks rather than neckbeards. Not that I'd like either. 3 years ago  
LOOK, I KNOW VLAD'S CRAZY 3 years ago  
Oh I saw the images and thought this was the other question about who would be a cooler roommate. Anyway, Hitler probably would have killed a lot more if he was given the chance. Still, I'd rather pick A. 3 years ago +1
Whatever it is, it's trapped in my bathroom. Send help. 3 years ago +3
I'd sell my sperm to people and make a fortune. Also, I'd have an infinite army of people descended directly from me which I'd use to take over the country. 3 years ago +2
Well I'm white and not Jewish so I think I'd be fine. 3 years ago  
COMMUNIST DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED. 3 years ago +4
Both seem like pretty big assholes. 3 years ago +1
47 more comments hidden.

InternetHateMachine has created the following lists:

  • This user doesn't have any lists.
  •