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    Than how the f*ck did you read the question??!  
    "love a long life" "without ever falling in love" I don't get his stupid question!  
    Being alone doesn't mean i won't be loved  
    So...It says soul mate not BF  
    It would be an honor to have my ear bitten off by The Mike Tyson himself.  
    What's wrong with being gay?  
    I'm not gonna get caught, but i also don't have a job...so, yeah  
    I can kill my most hated enemies!!! IF they get chosen of course  
    Are you a pedo?  
    My classmates are so annoying!!! They stuff up everything!  
    I would love him to bits if he really did care for me  
    Pro choice dude! You can choose if you wanna have a baby you don't even want for 9 months in your tummy or not. People can mind their own f*cking business!  
    It says your favorite, doesn't have to be WDTFS!! you dumb bum  
    People who keep saying zip line are f*cking retards! "NO EQUIPMENT" read the f*cking question first!!!  
    No equipment dumbass!  
    "only a meter below the surface" WTF does that mean!??  
    `15,16,17 Year olds have sex too, That's way fun :P  
    I teen is a kid right? woohooo, 15 4 life!  
    If you don't love it, LEAVE!  
    Rich jerks at restaurants make me sick! *vommmmit*  
    Is Obama really checking that chick out!???? PLEASE SAY NO!!  
    Annoying people are so friggn'......ANNOYING. Just shut the f*ck up Hannah!!  
    Now i can hear what those Skinny Bitches have been saying behind my back  
    I love the winter Olympics though! :'(  
    I'm already like this  
    Only if the boy on the right was my son, HE'S SUCH A CUTIEPIE!  
    Am i the only that hates Ginny Weasely in the movies??  
    Now this would be a real party instead of a c*ck fest!  
    Funny how there's 3 white kids, two back kids, and 1 Asian.  
    Giant Spiders, cockroaches, brown snakes...You name it we've got it! Enjoy your stay :P  
    Chicks before dicks  
    Um, don't hate me for this, but i have never ever in my life been to Maccas or Subway.  
    My friends would go Bruce Lee on his ASS!  
    Good thing i did a bit of research before choosing :P  
    Haha LOL dude, didn't think of that :P  
    IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE! literally :S  
    Everyone you have met were complete strangers before you met them.  
    NO I'M NOT!! and dude...You're a guy!  
    I'm coming for you Obama :T  
    That's why it's so awesome!!!  
    90% of my decision because I have the image on the right as my background :P  
    I would like the mystery thanks  
    I found out that you can actually hook up a keyboard to you Xbox, and it works XD I was so stoked!  
    If i wasted my time climbing up that god damn cliff, i'd might as well end it with some fun :P  
    I'm Australian :P FOOD IF MY LOVER  
    I'd be standing there like "did you kick yet?", because i'm a chick b*tch :P  
    I get why you didn't choose smart.....idsuhfioafoufoaigfdskjbwqEEF  
    IKR! I hate when i have to remind them that i get As by chance :P  
    Nobody likes a show off b*tchtard  
    Neither, guys are dicks and girls are b*tches!  
    I wanna see what it's like in somebody else's shoes when i throw a half eaten burger out.  
    What the heck can you do with a phone if you don't have internet access!?  
    I love books, but i also love seeing what the character i have read about would look like in real life.  
    WOOHOOO, i can say i died on the Titanic instead of going missing or being shot out of the sky like MH15 AND MH17 :P +4
    War can never stop. I hate to say it because of how many deaths occur because of war, but war is what keeps the whole world going. War is what makes us human.  
    In Australia, being smart is being popular. Dumb retards are losers :P  
    I don't know what i want with my life. I'm a teen.  
    So, would you rather save the whole world from literally drowning itself in garbage and suffocating or just save one of two puppies from a terrible human being? +1
    Ur probably like a hundred or something  
    Phone calls are some awkward sh*t right there. Can't stand them.  
    You're right, I'm in high school :P  
    We go to school for a reason peeps. To get an education and learn discipline. Unless the teacher was hot, than he could teach me that 4+4=7 anytime ;)  
    Google does so many amazing things at work! I WANNA MARRY GOOGLE!  
    I already do that and the 23% of people who chose pee after, already pee in the shower (O)_(O)  
    WTF would i wanna see the most hated person in my life be $100,000 richer? Oh and...I don't got no money anyway :')  
    My chocolate milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard ;)  
    I wanna be an astronomer so bad. My family can be my equipment and research. My lover can be my job. The pleasure will come from making an amazing discovery XD  
    I love movies and games. But u get bored from playing the same game again after a year. SO YEAH.....BOTH RULE  
    some laws are just plain f*cking stupid  
    Maybe you should stay in high school just awhile longer  
    Who cares (no offence to people who do care)  
    I don't have keys  
    cars was so boring....and now they made planes....WTF!!! so not seeing that sh*t.  
    I cried while watching wall-e, only because the robot was alone for it's entire 'life'.  
    Mulan is.....weird...and not much of anything behind the story line  
    I love my Grandma, and she's not annoying  
    Your stupidity scares me  
    There's this thing that has been around for quite a while now, it's called the internet! Google it.  
    In Australia, smart = popularity, dumb = you're such a loser  
    Monkeys trow poop! YAY.  
    damn it, just remembered that Los Angeles is LA. I just had the dumbest blond moment ever.  
    I always eat meat anyway  
    I'm a girl, but i wouldn't mind cutting some d*cks balls off *evil smile* +2
    Oh god same!!  
    DARN IT! i totally forgot about the citric acids!  
    Holy sh*t, when i read your comment it sounded like u actually bit your tongue!!! weird right??  
    Chicks before dicks  
    Stuck in an elevator for 5 hours with your crush!!!!  
    Hahaha even though it was thriller, i found it extremely funny!!  
    duh, when im dead  
    soft and squishy!!  
    mmmmm raw chicken  
    Haha lol, same....but i stopped now....  
    EWWW GROSS, niether  
    All right!! let's blow up some cows with DYNAMITE!!  
    Never do chores AGAIN!!! XD  
    cockroaches in Australia a f*cking gigantic and they fly!!!  
    People can't spell can't they? doughnut*  
    That's the exact same thing..  
    Teens are kids right? And i'm a teen.  
    ahhh, yeah it did. Do you have reading problems or something?  
    This person needs to learn proper grammar. It's 'for' your whole life, god...  
    Dude that's stupid  
    You may find this wierd but....i eat my toe nails sometimes. I bite them off with my teeth and eat. DON'T JUDGE ME!  
    Animals pooping is hilarious!!!  
    I literally started laughing than crying at your comment *sobs*  
    I'd just inject myself with something lethal but painless....when i'm like 100 years old!! HAHAHAHA  
    Your stupidity scares me  
    Holy cheese cakes!! Niether! And skip  
    Why is there sh*t on those undies? Don't people know how to wipe sh*t off their assess after they have pooped???  
    I think you chose the wrong one, you piss all the time.  
    Holy sh*t!!! none thanks, and skippp...  
    It doesn't have to, dumbass  
    Crickets have legs and antennae and everything!!!!  
    You would get laid all the time guys....at someone elses house!!!  
    What's up with the guy questions, there's women here too ya know  
    Didn't what sorta fart...could have been a rose perfume fart :)  
    Cat food aint that bad guys, trust me, ive tried it  
    I don't know how you people kick walls, but who does it with their toes  
    PFF NO!  
    The tiniest piece of crap ey?  
    I googled blue waffle and OH MY GAWWWED!  
    EWW, F*CK NO!!, i wouldn't let someone do it to me so i wouldn't let me do it to me!  
    And my menstruating days are now over!!! woooohooo, party time!  
    At least you don't have to the nasty right?  
    Oh bloody hell, so skipping this sh*t....no pun intended.  
    WHAT THE F*CK? and skip....  
    Lucky i'm a girl right? And skip...  
    I'm a girl sooo....have fun guys *creepy smile*  
    OH GROSS! And.....SKIP..  
    AND SKIP!  
    400 THOUSAND GALLONS!! my toilet would be overflowing and i would wander alot of how my gut could hold that much mayo.  
    YOU NEED TO READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!!!! 48/2(9+3) - rewrite - 9+3=12, 48÷2= 24 - 24x12=288  
    48/2(9+3) - rewrite - 9+3=12, 48÷2= 24 - 24x12=288  
    A perfect relationship sounds too superficial.  
    Same thing is Australia too.  
    Um, are you dumb or something. You get STD's either way. And baby's are too much trouble, unless you actually want one.  
    That's gravy...know your food  
    It just makes my day when a guy says i don't want sex.  
    Without Newton, we wouldn't have Einstein.  
    Why the heck would you want to suffer after you ate some ones flesh???  
    These are software operating systems, i trust ubuntu more because it totally fixed my pc after something happened to it. +1
    I don't want my jet to end up like one of those Malaysian airliners.  
    I couldn't stand it if my friend took the blame...don't know why.  
    Apple is too....complicated.  
    My cat is still missing...my neighbor told me he went fishing in the tummy river...i don't know where that is......  
    Damn, i forgot about that....how do i change answers??  
    I have never felt what it was like to have bad attention, so it would be pretty educational to see what other depressed teens lives are like.  
    EWWWW GROSS! NEITHER! Totes skipping this question!!  
    Either way, you go to school...and i hate school this year, like soooooo much X(  
    Pewdiepie is SOOO HOT!!! i love his smile XD  
    The first one looks so much more comfortable, i could even sleep in it.  
    Da fuq is funnyjunk??  
    At least you don't have to shave your legs. Although you'll sorta look like scary stupid hag without eyebrows.  
    Red apples are soft and gross! When you take a bite out of one you're just like "What the F**k is this S**t!!??"  
    I think they look just fine, WTF is wrong with you??  
    I have 'an' almost*  
    You do realize you're social networking right now, right? LOL.  
    You'll be talking to a camera, i get all weird when i talk to myself and my voice changes so i wouldn't be good at all :) But give it a try and tell me :)  
    them.* (you forgot the full stop)  
    I seriously hate it when jerks misspell things on purpose. Mostly because i speak proper English and can't understand what the f**k you're trying to say. It's just not cool dude...Damn it, i chose the wrong thing to hate, how do i change?  
    jenna marbles is awesome, but the community channel rules!!  
    I love rebbeca's voice and her youtube vids...even though Friday was annoying as f**k. And she also became super famous at just 15..WOW!  
    No, i'm serious...ill be your first subscriber if you do create one :)  
    Damn it, you should start a youtube channel though, you look like you have the face for one :)  
    Just wondering, are you THE kian lawley- superkian13??  
    Well, in some parts of the world religion isn't the cause of the wars and attacks and stuff. But it would be nice if there were less wars. +2
    I am religious (I don't go to church or prey everyday though) but i friggin hate war, it's just so...infuriating that people have to fight because they don't believe in other religions. It's bad enough the holocaust occured, i don't want another genocide to occur.  
    hand sanitizer has soap in it, which CAN kill you so...  
    The technology thingy sounds scary, what's the point of life if we're all immortal :( + if you go back in time, you can prevent something from happening and you can basically tell the future!!  
    I chose Justin because i just wanna see what he's like. I judged him way too much and i don't think it's fair that he should be treated like girl/druggo/messed up nut case that's full of him self. I mean, that's definitely what he shows himself as on tv but..i just wanna see the real him.  
    Yeah true, although you have to have a brain first to go into college and you have to think clearly about what you're gonna do in the future. Not going to college guarantees a lower paying job that's probs quite embarrassing, like working at Maccas.  
    I honestly don't mind with the religions in the world. I mean different nations believe different things and i just don't mind. I respect every ones decision. Even though i didn't choose to be baptized as a christian when i was a baby, i still respect my religion. I used to go to Sunday school, it was so fun, but i don't go to church :)  
    hermione is fun, playfull and smart, katniss is always sad.  
    drugs and alcohol can easily go away in a blink of a eye, but thinking that ur fat, that low self esteem will be hidden somewhere +1
    i wore really grown up, teenage clothes when i was 8  
    So immature :)  
    i can get over my enemy, but friends are for life, it would be really awkward between us  
    sure you wernt mate  
    Im infertile, so, i dont mind, thats life  
    What if there were children and babies in the crowd. 1 life doesnt matter for the life of many  
    Dude, ur so right, i just hate it when people do this. I dont dislike gangman style only because its stupid and i dont understand it, AT ALL  
    I can SELL the gifts, duh. and the question didn't say how many or what kind :)  
    im already average, nothing special or unique, i luv myself  
    Being fat is gross, although u can lose weight, the nerd bit will always stay!  
    They could be very useful for dinner..i mean 'in dinner' mwahhaahaha  
    haha love dr  
    I've wanted to be a lawyer since i was 5. Being a doctor and treating sick people is disgusting. PLUS lawyers get paid more :0  
    smart rules over stupidness, i feel sorry for all these 52% who chose stupidness. by the way, your not always gonna be pretty, the picture is there just as an example.  
    I Have a lot to do, and with limited time, that cant be done  
    I don't want to hang out with losers and be bullied 24/7. Most groups that i fit into are really popular :)  
    If i finda soul mate, its my friends duty to support my relationship, and if they dont, i guess i can be friendless  
    I can make new friends anyway, but giving up my computer? i have school, and a life, i can't give up something this important. the 71% that says they would rather lose their computer are liars and possibly adults.  
    yeah but not the gays, thats gross  
    What your saying is true. im christian and i believe that people (gays) need equal rights. But there is a thing at the back of my mind that is tell me that homosexuals are an abomination to this planet. My feelings differ. i do get creeped out when i find out someone is gay, like niel Patrick Harris, and Ellen. +1
    What your saying is true. im christian and i believe that people (gays) need equal rights. But there is a thing at the back of my mind that is tell me that homosexuals are an abomination to this planet. My feelings differ. i do get creeped out when i find out someone is gay, like niel Patrick Harris, and Ellen.  
    as long as the house cats are baby kittens  
    do the right thing! +1
    I have never seen snow in my lfe  
    i don't need a mirror to remind me how beautiful i am  
    Henry the 8th was a moron for inventing the divorce, it ruined so many peoples lives  
    da guq!!  
    5 hours of sleep is insane, i would be so exhausted  
    i'd rather hurt him, than have him hurt me  
    Coke use to have actual coke in it when it was invented  
    i don't mind having 5 years taken away from me in a coma. Being paralyzed 4 life would be the same thing as beiing a coma, but the coma is only temporary.  
    caribean 4 life!  
    $10,000 to every 100,000 african kid is 1 000 000 000  
    to the 33% who chose the selfish act. when this happens to you in real life, will u choose the money?  
    when i ake the million, i can get that job where i make more money  
    As long as the elevator is air conditioned and i wont fall to my death  
    Minecraft is for geeks who dont have a life...Get some fresh air freaks!!  
    The both suck!  
    i have 4 siblings, the life of 1 is't worth the life of many others  
    If i had a son, i would let that lazy piece of sh*t look after him self. parents these days are too soft on their kids  
    if u kill Hitler, u save thousands of peoples lives, but u may alter the future.  
    if u get rid of all the lunatics, u can save millions of lives  
    i already do that anyway, sound shows it all  
    A retirement home is for mental non-hot granies, i'd rather live with all the young hotties in a mental institute  
    i feel so sorry 4 those fatties at macca's, i cant believe their parents let them be fat! its disgusting!! +1
    Tattoos are forever, u have to make a choice and if its a bad one, than ur body s screwed up  
    i can be hot while being smart  
    Nightares are awesome, greate for writing short stories  
    Vegetarians are weak, how can vegetables protect you  
    Emma is a great role model for younger women, Nat is just superficial...even got a nose job, b*tch  
    Their called secrets for a reason  
    Star trek is gayyyyyyyyyyyy- sorry dad  
    Stuff u  
    Chrome is getting to complicated, im firefox for life! WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!  
    I can turn trash into fab, real fast  
    im a sucker for beethoven  
    id get in trouble with the must money!  
    begging is 4 whimps  
    heaven could be boring, or evil, or no fu. rather live on earth  
    i'd wish that i can wish 4 money :)  
    Make ordinary losers jealous! duh  
    One must not simply choose between the two. it requires skill.  
    so true  
    women are treated worse in Afghanistan that black black people in the past  
    These are gross questions!!  
    i dont do anything interesting on the internet soo...  
    So true mate  
    Im a genius, i dont need happiness, i can create it  
    good, go kill ur self  
    I rather live in the future than the past  
    i rather die than listen to both  
    Fails are funny  
    ewwww gay  
    Harry potter duh! who would want to watch a bunch of pale skinned, drama queens parading around like retards!  
    Ruleing can make u smart  
    Bella is a b*tch! Hermonie is like it levi'o'sa not levio'sa'  
    Mermaids are evil, thats y they rule  
    Hebrews didnt deserve what they got, HITLER WAS A JERK!  
    no one showing up at a funeral is depressing. Id rather be alone when i get married  
    i have no idea how to respond to this  
    Yoda talks sh*t! i cant understand him. Literally sh*t  
    also true, but monkeys trow crap at u!  
    so true  
    Less days duh! going everyday to work would be horrible, u have to wake up everyday early in the morning.  
    If im immortal, i could be rich. i would live for eternity and make money!!!!  
    If i can lie i could do anything!!!! even rob a bank and say i didn't do it, people would believe me! pure genius!  
    If i can speak and write in every language, i can read and listen to every language, DUH!  
    Penguins are gross!!  
    sick mind  
    I need to know what im dreaming, its just like watching things i really want to happen, unlike boring lame movies.  
    i don't give a sh*t what i wear! i live in Australia  
    one hundred million :)  
    There's a revolver, it has one bullet. you point the gun at your head and shoot, if you live, u live, u die, u die.  
    I don't care, if i survived i would be rich. Bigger chance of winning than losing.  
    Teleportation and flying is kinda the same thing, you can go anywhere u want! And so is invisibility and reading minds.  
    This is disgusting question! but i would have the cheese but not eat it :)  
    Going back to change the past is fun! and you can mess with people minds.  
    Zombies are hard to kill, and with zombies there will be more. But what if world war 3 in a nuke war, EVERYONE WILL DIE.  
    Whats star bucks?  
    I dont use my internet much so... i need to listen to music, and one ear ain't gonna cut it  
    I feel like crying. i chose baby because come on!! its 100, 100 puppies. Thats a lot of cuteness going down the drain.  
    Wizards, cause you can do anything, its magic!!  
    ha ninga  
    Yolo sucks ballz, Hakuna Matata is 4 life! +1
    Fattness is gay, no offence fat guys, but it's disgusting!  
    Are you kidding me!!! It's magic and wizards and witches. WITH MAGIC YOU CAN MAKE MONEY! duh...  
    The future scares me, so it would be cool what everything is like. I probably wont have grand children though, kids are annoying!  
    loaning is a dangerous business, i hope everyone knows that. Th bank can take anything you own if you don't pay back.  
    Haha, so true  
    If i know when im gonna die, i can live my life fully until then.  
    I'd rather fly because you can go anywhere! like Paris, or New York. if you read minds, you just read minds, kinda boring but a cool way to find out secrets.  
    I get weird around people i like so.... yeah, and it would be pretty boring just with your love and nothing, nothing, NOTHING! at all.  
    Im a shy person, so id rather spend my time in the dark than in the spot light. If you do something bad, its all on cameras so celebrities better watch themselves.  
    Luve bites you in the butt. Look at the divorce rates, id rather be rich than have my heart broken into a million pieces.  
    I love Emma Watson, she is a great role model. I would love to show her around my hometown of The gold coast. It would be just like a Vaca  
    Dude, im christian and i believe in God, believing in something like that gives me faith, without faith your nothing. And yeah so what this is the 21st century, just because the world is changing doesn't mean people will. I i were you i'd keep my mouth shut.  
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