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Joined on August 22nd, 2013 (2,161 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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Comments: 184

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I enjoy setting things on fire. Also, if you see that jerk, Jesus, tell him that if I don't have Bob in 3 days, I will execute the Pope. Indeed.

JesusStoleMyUnicorn has submitted the following questions: voting view

Who's a better Spartan? Master Chief or Noble Six 5 years ago 109 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Who is a more annoying antagonist? Gary (Mother!?#~ing) Oak or Franziska von Karma 5 years ago 107 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Which political party would you rather join? The Committee Against Jesus Stealing Unicorns or The Otakumon Is A Pretty Cool Guy Party 5 years ago 139 votes 24 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Never be able to wipe your butt again or Give up the Internet permanently 5 years ago 167 votes 17 comments 0 likes
Which type of games do you prefer? Where you play the main character or Where you control characters 5 years ago 131 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Which genre of game do you prefer? Adventure or Strategy 5 years ago 134 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Which genre of game do you prefer? Shooter or Puzzle 5 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Who would you rather blame your problems on? Dinkleberg or The Government 5 years ago 116 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Which movie/book describes the meaning of life better? Monty Python and the Meaning of Life or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 5 years ago 113 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Which movie is better? Monty Python and The Holy Grail or Monty Python's Life of Brian 5 years ago 101 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Which series has a better soundtrack? The Legend of Zelda or Pokemon 5 years ago 130 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Which fictional universe would you rather live in? Fallout or The Elder Scrolls 5 years ago 117 votes 4 comments 0 likes
If a person offered you a one-way ticket into your favourite game, would you accept it? Yes! or No! 5 years ago 150 votes 15 comments 0 likes
You've created a new society from the ground up. It's time to decide. Would you rather make your people live by the laws of.... Capitalism? or Communism? 5 years ago 135 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather... Cure all stupidities and any diseases that can result in lower IQ? or Cure all cancers and diseases? 5 years ago 121 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather resurrect... John Lennon or Freddie Mercury 5 years ago 360 votes 11 comments 0 likes

JesusStoleMyUnicorn has posted the following comments:

WE REQUIRE MORE SEX. 5 years ago +1
I love both, but Freddie will always have a spot in my heart. 5 years ago  
Excellent question. But I could do some minor stuff that affects many people online. 5 years ago  
It's just a flesh wound. 5 years ago  
Gallade is one of my all-time favourites. 5 years ago  
Terraria. It has taught me more about myths than the entire Internet. 5 years ago  
Blasphemy! They're indestructible! 5 years ago +1
I'm on exactly one other site. And you will never know what it is. 5 years ago  
It's been a long time....... 5 years ago  
Me, Myself, and I. 5 years ago  
Then he can find out that God actually hates douchebags, not gays. 5 years ago +1
Canada? Awesome. Sloths? Awesome. Samurai? Awesome. Easy choice. 5 years ago  
Banana suits are the perfect villain trait. 5 years ago  
TAKE THAT! 5 years ago  
I added my party to the mix. 5 years ago  
I want to know what Otakumon's name is. 5 years ago  
Screw you snow, I got important sh*t to do. 5 years ago +3
OBJECTION! 5 years ago  
I'm going to die of exposure to Joo. 5 years ago +3
*phone starts ringing behind me* I'LL BE BACK 5 years ago +1
I knew you people would think of a bidet. 5 years ago +1
Australians don't celebrate Thanksgiving. 5 years ago +1
I had a unicorn once *starts crying* 5 years ago +2
Ewwwww, get the baby away from the technology. 5 years ago  
Ya feel lucky, punk? 5 years ago +4
I know. Deal with it. 5 years ago  
Hey! That's my story! Clear copyright violation! 5 years ago  
Why would not being alone be bad? I'd welcome aliens. 5 years ago +1
Wings would set me up for life. 5 years ago  
You go on an adventure. 5 years ago  
Well, you certainly go on adventure. 5 years ago  
That's like winning the lottery. Huzzah! 5 years ago +1
I'm Australian, so I voted for the country with more people. 5 years ago +2
This applies to everything. Stories are more important than characters generally. 5 years ago +1
Water is probably my favourite type. Empoleon is best starter. 5 years ago  
There are so many people who deserve to be number 1. Pewds is overrated. 5 years ago  
I'm glad I stumbled upon this question in my late night ramblings and adventures. Phoenix Wright is probably my favourite non-combat protagonist of all time. 5 years ago  
Anything but EA. 5 years ago  
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH (Sorry, I felt the need to do that) 5 years ago  
Mass Effect 3: I'm Proud of You. 5 years ago +2
Misclicked. 5 years ago  
Silence is key for survival. 5 years ago  
Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. 5 years ago +2
If somebody gave me chocolate I would marry them on the spot. 5 years ago +4
I have hot teachers. 5 years ago +1
Time off from school. 5 years ago  
.............. 5 years ago  
He's like Santa with weapons. 5 years ago +16
Don't forget Joo's questions. 5 years ago  
I thought they already did. 5 years ago +3
I've read some great fanfiction about Cifer. 5 years ago +1
Black guys always win. Always. 5 years ago +2
Johnny is a prick. 5 years ago +1
What are you going to do, bite my ankles? 5 years ago  
Depends on the game, but mods improve almost everything. 5 years ago +1
I wish I could like that more than once. 5 years ago  
Fetal position. 5 years ago  
Random 5 years ago  
And Australians call it rations. 5 years ago +1
I prefer classy battles over slutty ones. 5 years ago  
My birthday is in 6 days, so I'm not skipping that. 5 years ago  
They both sound illegal. Make sure to record it, though. 5 years ago  
Ganondorf would choose a band. Anyone? No? I'll just leave then. 5 years ago  
YouTube. It holds you for hours. 5 years ago  
It's not a bad concept. The main problem that people have with the 3DS is that you can't turn the 3D off for some games. This way, they can play it normally without Nintendo having to make cartridges for the old DS models. 5 years ago  
E.T. *shudders* 5 years ago +1
That was amazingly perfect. Speaking of which, why are you awake at 1am? 5 years ago  
Classier. 5 years ago  
I want a remake of the Hunger Games with sloths. 5 years ago +4
Lana Del Sloth looks the same.... 5 years ago +4
That rabbit will give me nightmares. 5 years ago +2
Because the fan base consists of 12 year olds who don't have basic IQ. 5 years ago +1
.......I like the way you think. 5 years ago  
Far more effective. 5 years ago +3
...... This sound like it should be on Tumblr. 5 years ago +2
I'm already pretty good, but I could always improve. 5 years ago  
I remember that giant duck in our harbour XD 5 years ago +2
I hear you. 5 years ago +2
GARY MOTHER$# 5 years ago  
Perfect response to her. 5 years ago +3
KILL ME NOW. 5 years ago +3
Mosquitos. 5 years ago +2
I like people dying. 5 years ago +1
Hell yeah it does. 5 years ago  
You seem to be a little biased. 5 years ago +2
MOON MOON! 5 years ago  
I can't be harmed by words. Not after 4Chan. 5 years ago +2
Yeah, but I could make my dream not about any of those things. Besides, it's just a dream. 5 years ago  
Pocket saxophone? WHO CREATED THIS WONDROUS DEVICE? 5 years ago  
Excellent question. But I could dream about anything I wanted to and go on an adventure. 5 years ago +1
Well, I didn't want to live anyway. 5 years ago +1
Play with my boobs. What else? 5 years ago  
Well, I'm positive about my information too. However, we're obviously not going to change each other's minds, so let's just end this argument. 5 years ago  
Wrong one. 5 years ago  
Calm down, Putin. 5 years ago +5
Lucario is the best Pokemon. Easy choice. 5 years ago +1
History is my favourite subject. It's so interesting! 5 years ago +2
Bob. He was a cool guy. 5 years ago +1
Embarrassed for me? Please, get off the Internet. My IQ is lowering just talking to you. 5 years ago +1
Bear Grylls is disappointed. You should drink piss, not use it as fuel. 5 years ago  
CONSPIRACY. 5 years ago  
Considering that I have BEEN TO AFRICA AND ASKED THE SPECIALISTS THERE, I think I know what I'm talking about. 5 years ago +1
You could choose. 5 years ago  
That's a good way to make the best of your situation. 5 years ago +6
Unicorns do exist, but Jesus stole mine. 5 years ago +1
The French appear to have claimed the moon. (No offence.) 5 years ago +7
Please do it soon, then. 5 years ago  
Incorrect. They cannot fight a lion, because they would be destroyed. They do steal prey from it, however. 5 years ago +2
I have a severe case of OCD when it comes to symmetry. I need it in my life. 5 years ago  
Computer. That's all I need. 5 years ago +1
Hyenas just wait for a big cat to make the kill, then swarm in with like, a dozen friends to take the meat. Falcons are far more honourable, going one-on-on. 5 years ago +1
No, I mean it sounds like it belongs in the movie. 5 years ago  
Seek mental help. 5 years ago +10
I could see everything and know everything. 5 years ago  
YES. 5 years ago  
"Not drinking it right." XD 5 years ago +1
That's..... Interesting. 5 years ago  
I would kill myself. 5 years ago +4
Yup. 5 years ago +1
I would wear a unicorn mask, if Jesus hadn't stolen it. 5 years ago +1
Bee boo bee boo! 5 years ago  
Screw them, I'm more important. 5 years ago +9
The same way you lick your elbow; Not having any bones in your arms. 5 years ago  
If it was actually the Chichen Itza, I'd go there. But otherwise, natural is better. 5 years ago +1
This sounds like a line from Mulan. 5 years ago +1
*Ba dum tss* 5 years ago  
I don't like people being happy. 5 years ago +4
Halo: Reach would be awesome. 5 years ago  
I already am. 5 years ago  
Like a sir. 5 years ago  
Freddie Mercury. 5 years ago +1
Back to the Future is probably my favourite trilogy. And I would change something far bigger than what I said one time. 5 years ago  
Racist, but true. 5 years ago  
It doesn't feel quite as bad. 5 years ago  
I NEED IT. 5 years ago  
Heheheehhehehehehe...... 5 years ago  
I'd like to rephrase that. Everything in Australia wants to kill everything. 5 years ago  
Very nice... 5 years ago +2
If only that were possible.... 5 years ago  
I hear you. 5 years ago +1
I don't have $60. 5 years ago +1
I like your questions. 5 years ago +2
Less than a week ago. 5 years ago  
I'm a hipster. *kills self* 5 years ago  
Yes. Everything in Australia wants to kill you. 5 years ago  
As an Australian, I can confirm that 'colleges' (we call them universities) are good here. 5 years ago +2
Lavender Town is horrifying, but it's better than Bieber. 5 years ago +3
8:30 am. 5 years ago  
"You call those moobs? PATHETIC, NEXT!" 5 years ago +4
Can I be an extra? 5 years ago  
Clinton wasn't a complete idiot. Complete 5 years ago +3
I could pretend these gave more 'swag' and sell it to imbeciles at ridiculous prices. 5 years ago +6
Freddie Mercury. 5 years ago +3
Inspirational. 5 years ago +2
I'd take a dildo everywhere, so those who hated me could go screw themselves. 5 years ago +3
If a guy pulls a gun on me, I doubt he would agree to an honourable fight. 5 years ago  
It doesn't matter when I'm never getting a girlfriend. 5 years ago  
They're both good, but I've been a Whovian for 15 years now. 5 years ago  
Majority of people like sequels more? What planet are you from? 5 years ago  
I couldn't agree more with your author's comment. 5 years ago  
ALIENS. 5 years ago +2
How was he created? 5 years ago  
I said no because of the Africa one, but the others are true. 5 years ago +2
I would also punch five people I know IRL. 5 years ago  
But why would I be in a knife fight? 5 years ago  
I like it. 5 years ago +1
I would never miss my family from that close. 5 years ago +1
I tend to draw horribly disturbing things. 5 years ago +2
Humans screwed up. In a parallel universe, dolphins are making us jump for food in a perfect society. Everything is great, no war, no discrimination. 5 years ago  
I prefer more strategic games. (Although L4D2 isn't that strategic, it requires more intelligence than CS:GO) 5 years ago  
Can I be an extra? 5 years ago  
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