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Joined on April 29th, 2015 (1,574 days ago)

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Best song on "Solutions"? Only The Dark or DNA 3 weeks ago 26 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Best song on "Solutions"? Ice Cream or Not In California 1 month ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Best song on "Solutions"? Nervous or Good News 1 month ago 25 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Best song on "Solutions"? This Baby Don't Cry or Sister 1 month ago 29 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Best song on "Solutions"? I like myself (Most of the time) or Bad Vibes 1 month ago 29 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What do u call the napkin supershittygod took a sheit in? A CRAPKIN XDXDXDXXSDSHDswjD HAHAh JDHjswdsGDhSHDjfmdfghh or SKSKSKSKKSKSKSSKSskSKSKksksKskSk 1 month ago 35 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Shit on a table or Be a normal, function human being 1 month ago 53 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who's the wrong one in the situation? The customer or Me, the one who took her order 1 month ago 54 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Take the apliction ok or ok but option b 4 months ago 44 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Best song on WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? all the good girls go to hell or wish you were gay 4 months ago 43 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Best song on WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? xanny or you should see me in a crown 4 months ago 31 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Best song on WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? !!!!!!! or bad guy 4 months ago 28 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get muted immediately in chat when u join by your "friends" or Not immediately mute someone who joins in chat because they might be lonely and need someone to talk to 4 months ago 72 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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I kms oklol or lolk 4 months ago 40 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Better couple? CatIover&Satanlordoflies666 or literally any other couple 4 months ago 60 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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I made a guitar riff for HEAVY METAL MEAT TOBOGGAN. Do you like (listen with headphones, sound is kinda bad) Yes or No 4 months ago 36 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who's more likely a pedophile? Toddlerfondler91 or Micheal Jackson 5 months ago 54 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Well guys, we did it. HerpesWarrior's account is officially closed and he is no more. Huzzah! or *yeets in excitement* 5 months ago 32 votes 53 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather [gtc26 YouTube questions] fuck gtc26 raw in the ass or let gtc26 fuck you raw in the ass 5 months ago 46 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Do you guys want to read a beautiful, sad story? Read the desc so beautiful i cried real tears or so beautiful i cried real tears but option b has a deepfried image of option a 5 months ago 44 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be butt buddies with herpes warrior or Blow up an abortion clinic 5 months ago 48 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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I'm leaving the site goodbye ok or ok but option b 5 months ago 67 votes 68 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Spent most of my life running but I found it’s better floating, vacant, making statements I can’t stand behind faded maybe half the time, my body way too fucking much I ask of mine, past the line, past the limit too, life is just what circumstance has given you. or Observe these people I consider to be glamorous, but closer looks at mannerisms reveal they’re hammering a shot, a drink, a pill, a gram, a spliff, a line, a joint. Might have made it out alive but you really missed the point and the point was that you missed it all 5 months ago 31 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? See, I've been feeling blue since '99 when I realized I'm a slave to time and the minutes that we got, all limited in stock while I'm looking at my watch just wasting mine or If you're scared to propose, then save the ring and if he can't hit it right, fake a scream. Lifes sucker punch might break your spleen so you better get used to the pace of things 5 months ago 33 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Apocalypse coming blank pages I'm thumbing. The gyres keep widening until I am number than gums at a dentist just covered with gauze, gasping for gas, trapped in the jaws or Eyeing the traffic light but I'm not yielding my left arm has left me now glued to the ceiling I'm feeling like this could get out of control. Ten in my pocket my pocket got money to blow 5 months ago 30 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Entertaining fantasies, record labels handing me, all my wishes granted as I rebel in my vanity, decisions make my stomach ache and and I'm breaking promises to myself I'll just stick to what I think I felt or People like extroverts, I'm just the next best girl till someone else works. Three cheers for a positive attitude, internally I shout "What's the matter with you?!" 5 months ago 32 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Wasted potential I know it wasn't meant to end like this, with you lifeless in an urn full of ashes, gashes that are reopened every time a word is spoken or The way your leather jacket smelled of cigarettes and booze inhale the fragrance of an addict I was bound to lose. 5 months ago 32 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? I might be the saddest girl alive, but I might not, you decide So now I'm waiting on a judgement from a stranger I've addressed in a song that I wrote in a basement I've been sitting in far too long or It seems like everybody's eyes locked on a timepiece blinded by the rat race, cutthroat, nice jeans. Dazzled by the bright lights, fake junk, sightseeing. Caught up in a smoke haze, bloodshot, Visine 5 months ago 35 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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I made a quiz and ur gonna fail it *comment score* or *comment score but shinier* 5 months ago 44 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Look at who's having the fun, easy to smile when you're pointing the gun or The devil got the dealer, the dealer got the dollar. Don't tell me I can live off love 5 months ago 37 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? Making every boys package happy call me almond joy or Hear your shit, I treat it like my bitch, onto the next jam. Just kidding, I treat my bitches with respect 5 months ago 39 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which song lyric is better? We could learn to scuba dive in the deep blue sea. Introduce the fishies to the birds and bees or Deluxe suite, lets get it. Treat me like a tennis ball, boy and hit it 5 months ago 43 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Just kidding about that last question,I actually decided to take up a new profession as the RRRather Negro. I have already given two people the N word pass, but due to negro cracker confidentiality I cannot reveal their names. If anyone wants an N word pass, remember I'm here. All hail the dark man or Oh dark man, what a large genitalia you have...Dark man, don't stick that in there. Dark man, NO 5 months ago 35 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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I decided to take up a new profession as the RRRather loser... no one likes me...that is all I like you! Oh wait, NO I DON'T or die already loser 5 months ago 32 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather at two years old Be cuddled by Toddlercuddler91 or Continue to live life like a two year old should 5 months ago 47 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Guys, I have a confession to make. I don't have many years left to live. k i hope this is your last year or ok 5 months ago 85 votes 38 comments 0 likes
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"Really deep intellectual shit" Agree or Disagree 6 months ago 76 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Is this question biased? Yes or No 6 months ago 82 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die or do the opposite of option A 6 months ago 96 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If garbage had a sound it would be Kpop Agree or Disagree 6 months ago 83 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather report me so i can get banned or be civil 6 months ago 89 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Both genders can have sex with a Pringles can, but neither can do it well. a or b 6 months ago 62 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're a f**king st*pid l*ser and j*olous sl*t..im l*sbian and yes i h*te guys... i don't like any part of guys .. ewww so i*ky,go and s*ck yo daddy's hairy b*lls with your f*gly momma! (I'm gonna puke) s**t yea,im 0 l*sbian.. you do cry till the world ends because of your jealousy.. jealous st**id d*mb! f**k your profile photo eww these girls are much better than you will ever been ... your boyfriends prefer these ones over your ugly face and body or jeolous l*ser 6 months ago 50 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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This question is a test don't mind me, enjoy these memes jhvbj or lmao 6 months ago 57 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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.lmao. a or b 6 months ago 51 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Lmao ok guys this has never been done before, but if you comment, i will rate you, go ahead do it u won't LOL THIS IS A COOL ORIGINAL IDEA RATE ME PLEASe or OMg I WANt TO BE PART OF SOMETHING SO ORIGINAL RATE ME RATE ME RATE ME RATE ME 6 months ago 52 votes 89 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get roasted hard by guest from Metro Manila, Philippines or roast guest from Metro Manila, Philippines back 6 months ago 206 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Ignore those morons, personally, i don’t like trolls such as KoreanJesus, ShadowQueer and Sodium, they’re all annoying, they’re just low lifes who wastes their life on this website insulting people they don’t know on a personal level, they’re not going to kill you or such, it’s troll, no one takes a troll a big deal ignore those morons, personally, i don’t like trolls such as KoreanJesus, ShadowQueer and Sodium, they’re all annoying, they’re just low lifes who wastes their life on this website insulting people they don’t know on a personal level, they’re not going to kill you or such, it’s troll, no one takes a or ignore those morons, personally, i don’t like trolls such as KoreanJesus, ShadowQueer and Sodium, they’re all annoying, they’re just low lifes who wastes their life on this website insulting people they don’t know on a personal level, they’re not going to kill you or such, it’s troll, no one takes a 6 months ago 40 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Do you think ActualFrisk and ShadowQuincy are gay for each other? Yes or Definitely 6 months ago 73 votes 67 comments 0 likes
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Lummox of rrratther Tournament. Round 1. Who is the bigger lummox? Sodium or ShadowQuincy(AKA.ShadowQueer, ShallowQueer) 6 months ago 128 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Queer and insecure or lummox 6 months ago 55 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be this retarded or Be a normal functioning human 6 months ago 52 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you? yes or no 6 months ago 63 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Scream words with no remorse or Sing toxic lullaby's 7 months ago 85 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Best song on SKINS BAD! or STARING AT THE SKY 7 months ago 49 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Best song on SKINS Train food or whoa (mind in awe) 7 months ago 39 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Best song on SKINS Introduction or Guardian Angel 7 months ago 33 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY Faucet Failure or U and I 7 months ago 33 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY Get Geeked or Reborn to Rebel 7 months ago 32 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY Adults Swim or Far Gone 7 months ago 31 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY Unbothered or Save me Pt 2 7 months ago 32 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drop neck on me like a lynch or Take a white bitch to starbucks 7 months ago 85 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be progressive like Flo or Slurp on pussy like lo-mein 7 months ago 76 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather George W bush right on her pussy or only speak the language of a lettuce 7 months ago 76 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY Foot Fungus or LA LA 8 months ago 32 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Best song on STOKELEY So High or Nuketown 8 months ago 30 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Hello people of rrrather alexw changed my name omg so spectacular uwu or owo what's this 8 months ago 76 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh? you got a boyfriend, i bet he doesn't kiss ya! (mwah!) he gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya! he gon' skrrt and the dab like wiz khalifa or you play with them balls like it's fifa 8 months ago 73 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Watch my new video please it's really funny and original ok lol or good video daddy 8 months ago 63 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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What do you think about this song? Good or `Bad 9 months ago 74 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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I have a Job Interview today pls wish me luck good luck nIGGa or ree 9 months ago 121 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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What's your favorite candy? comment or comment 9 months ago 109 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Do you like sour candy? Yes or No 9 months ago 105 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Chocolate Candy or Fruity Candy 9 months ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Starbursts do you prefer? Original or Other (comment) 9 months ago 96 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Starbursts or Now and later 9 months ago 97 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which Skittles do you prefer? Original or Other (comment) 9 months ago 94 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which m&m's do you prefer? Milk Chocolate (Original) or Other (comment) 9 months ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Candy corn Good or Bad 9 months ago 92 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Dum-dum pop or Blowpop 9 months ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Twix or York peppermint patties 9 months ago 92 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? 3 Musketeers or Milky Way 9 months ago 84 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Dots or Candy Corn 9 months ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? m&m's or Resses Pieces 9 months ago 86 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Baby Ruth or Almond Joy 9 months ago 74 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Jolly Ranchers or Skittles 9 months ago 85 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Snickers or Butterfinger 9 months ago 92 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Better Candy? Laffy Taffy or Airheads 9 months ago 75 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better candy? REEses or Kit Kat 9 months ago 96 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be an abnormally shaped fat person or Be normal 9 months ago 96 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Kiki :weary: do you love me? :ok_hand: :ok_hand::ok_hand::ok_hand: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: yes daddy :ok_hand: or no one loves you LIBtard lol get rekt :dab: 9 months ago 63 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be triggered by everything (aka SJW) or Support the Soviet Union like a good boy 9 months ago 77 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Hello!!! :D hi (x or ~henlo~ owO What's this ^-^ ?? :3 uwu 10 months ago 92 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Y am i still alive ): kill yourself or continue with shitty life 10 months ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What do you think about this song It's good or It's not good 11 months ago 66 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Better K.Flay Song? - Life As a Dog Get it right or Carry on 11 months ago 52 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.Flay Song? - Life As a Dog Thicker Than Dust or Time for you 11 months ago 46 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.Flay Song? - Life As a Dog I'm Good or Turn It Around 11 months ago 46 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better K.Flay Song? - Life As a Dog Fever or Bad things 11 months ago 45 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out here. He stayed with the car for a day or so, but his one bottle of water ran out and he was getting thirsty. He thought maybe he knew the direction back, now that he'd paid attention to the sun and thought he'd figured out which way was north, so he decided to start walking. He figured he only had to go about 30 miles or so and he'd be back to the small town he'd gotten gas in last. He thinks about walking at night to avoid the heat and sun, but based upon how dark it actually was the night before, and given that he has no flashlight, he's afraid that he'll break a leg or step on a rattlesnake. So, he puts on some sun block, puts the rest in his pocket for reapplication later, brings an umbrella he'd had in the back of the SUV with him to give him a little shade, pours the windshield wiper fluid into his water bottle in case he gets that desperate, brings his pocket knife in case he finds a cactus that looks like it might have water in it, and heads out in the direction he thinks is right. He walks for the entire day. By the end of the day he's really thirsty. He's been sweating all day, and his lips are starting to crack. He's reapplied the sunblock twice, and tried to stay under the umbrella, but he still feels sunburned. The windshield wiper fluid sloshing in the bottle in his pocket is really getting tempting now. He knows that it's mainly water and some ethanol and coloring, but he also knows that they add some kind of poison to it to keep people from drinking it. He wonders what the poison is, and whether the poison would be worse than dying of thirst. He pushes on, trying to get to that small town before dark. By the end of the day he starts getting worried. He figures he's been walking at least 3 miles an hour, according to his watch for over 10 hours. That means that if his estimate was right that he should be close to the town. But he doesn't recognize any of this. He had to cross a dry creek bed a mile or two back, and he doesn't remember coming through it in the SUV. He figures that maybe he got his direction off just a little and that the dry creek bed was just off to one side of his path. He tells himself that he's close, and that after dark he'll start seeing the town lights over one of these hills, and that'll be all he needs. As it gets dim enough that he starts stumbling over small rocks and things, he finds a spot and sits down to wait for full dark and the town lights. Full dark comes before he knows it. He must have dozed off. He stands back up and turns all the way around. He sees nothing but stars. He wakes up the next morning feeling absolutely lousy. His eyes are gummy and his mouth and nose feel like they're full of sand. He so thirsty that he can't even swallow. He barely got any sleep because it was so cold. He'd forgotten how cold it got at night in the desert and hadn't noticed it the night before because he'd been in his car. He knows the Rule of Threes - three minutes without air, three days without water, three weeks without food - then you die. Some people can make it a little longer, in the best situations. But the desert heat and having to walk and sweat isn't the best situation to be without water. He figures, unless he finds water, this is his last day. He rinses his mouth out with a little of the windshield wiper fluid. He waits a while after spitting that little bit out, to see if his mouth goes numb, or he feels dizzy or something. Has his mouth gone numb? Is it just in his mind? He's not sure. He'll go a little farther, and if he still doesn't find water, he'll try drinking some of the fluid. Then he has to face his next, harder question - which way does he go from here? Does he keep walking the same way he was yesterday (assuming that he still knows which way that is), or does he try a new direction? He has no idea what to do. Looking at the hills and dunes around him, he thinks he knows the direction he was heading before. Just going by a feeling, he points himself somewhat to the left of that, and starts walking. As he walks, the day starts heating up. The desert, too cold just a couple of hours before, soon becomes an oven again. He sweats a little at first, and then stops. He starts getting worried at that - when you stop sweating he knows that means you're in trouble - usually right before heat stroke. He decides that it's time to try the windshield wiper fluid. He can't wait any longer - if he passes out, he's dead. He stops in the shade of a large rock, takes the bottle out, opens it, and takes a mouthful. He slowly swallows it, making it last as long as he can. It feels so good in his dry and cracked throat that he doesn't even care about the nasty taste. He takes another mouthful, and makes it last too. Slowly, he drinks half the bottle. He figures that since he's drinking it, he might as well drink enough to make some difference and keep himself from passing out. He's quit worrying about the denaturing of the wiper fluid. If it kills him, it kills him - if he didn't drink it, he'd die anyway. Besides, he's pretty sure that whatever substance they denature the fluid with is just designed to make you sick - their way of keeping winos from buying cheap wiper fluid for the ethanol content. He can handle throwing up, if it comes to that. He walks. He walks in the hot, dry, windless desert. Sand, rocks, hills, dunes, the occasional scrawny cactus or dried bush. No sign of water. Sometimes he'll see a little movement to one side or the other, but whatever moved is usually gone before he can focus his eyes on it. Probably birds, lizards, or mice. Maybe snakes, though they usually move more at night. He's careful to stay away from the movements. After a while, he begins to stagger. He's not sure if it's fatigue, heat stroke finally catching him, or maybe he was wrong and the denaturing of the wiper fluid was worse than he thought. He tries to steady himself, and keep going. After more walking, he comes to a large stretch of sand. This is good! He knows he passed over a stretch of sand in the SUV - he remembers doing donuts in it. Or at least he thinks he remembers it - he's getting woozy enough and tired enough that he's not sure what he remembers any more or if he's hallucinating. But he thinks he remembers it. So he heads off into it, trying to get to the other side, hoping that it gets him closer to the town. He was heading for a town, wasn't he? He thinks he was. He isn't sure any more. He's not even sure how long he's been walking any more. Is it still morning? Or has it moved into afternoon and the sun is going down again? It must be afternoon - it seems like it's been too long since he started out. He walks through the sand. After a while, he comes to a big dune in the sand. This is bad. He doesn't remember any dunes when driving over the sand in his SUV. Or at least he doesn't think he remembers any. This is bad. But, he has no other direction to go. Too late to turn back now. He figures that he'll get to the top of the dune and see if he can see anything from there that helps him find the town. He keeps going up the dune. Halfway up, he slips in the bad footing of the sand for the second or third time, and falls to his knees. He doesn't feel like getting back up - he'll just fall down again. So, he keeps going up the dune on his hand and knees. While crawling, if his throat weren't so dry, he'd laugh. He's finally gotten to the hackneyed image of a man lost in the desert - crawling through the sand on his hands and knees. If would be the perfect image, he imagines, if only his clothes were more ragged. The people crawling through the desert in the cartoons always had ragged clothes. But his have lasted without any rips so far. Somebody will probably find his dessicated corpse half buried in the sand years from now, and his clothes will still be in fine shape - shake the sand out, and a good wash, and they'd be wearable again. He wishes his throat were wet enough to laugh. He coughs a little instead, and it hurts. He finally makes it to the top of the sand dune. Now that he's at the top, he struggles a little, but manages to stand up and look around. All he sees is sand. Sand, and more sand. Behind him, about a mile away, he thinks he sees the rocky ground he left to head into this sand. Ahead of him, more dunes, more sand. This isn't where he drove his SUV. This is Hell. Or close enough. Again, he doesn't know what to do. He decides to drink the rest of the wiper fluid while figuring it out. He takes out the bottle, and is removing the cap, when he glances to the side and sees something. Something in the sand. At the bottom of the dune, off to the side, he sees something strange. It's a flat area, in the sand. He stops taking the cap of the bottle off, and tries to look closer. The area seems to be circular. And it's dark - darker than the sand. And, there seems to be something in the middle of it, but he can't tell what it is. He looks as hard as he can, and still can tell from here. He's going to have to go down there and look. He puts the bottle back in his pocket, and starts to stumble down the dune. After a few steps, he realizes that he's in trouble - he's not going to be able to keep his balance. After a couple of more sliding, tottering steps, he falls and starts to roll down the dune. The sand it so hot when his body hits it that for a minute he thinks he's caught fire on the way down - like a movie car wreck flashing into flames as it goes over the cliff, before it ever even hits the ground. He closes his eyes and mouth, covers his face with his hands, and waits to stop rolling. He stops, at the bottom of the dune. After a minute or two, he finds enough energy to try to sit up and get the sand out of his face and clothes. When he clears his eyes enough, he looks around to make sure that the dark spot in the sand it still there and he hadn't just imagined it. So, seeing the large, flat, dark spot on the sand is still there, he begins to crawl towards it. He'd get up and walk towards it, but he doesn't seem to have the energy to get up and walk right now. He must be in the final stages of dehydration he figures, as he crawls. If this place in the sand doesn't have water, he'll likely never make it anywhere else. This is his last chance. He gets closer and closer, but still can't see what's in the middle of the dark area. His eyes won't quite focus any more for some reason. And lifting his head up to look takes so much effort that he gives up trying. He just keeps crawling. Finally, he reaches the area he'd seen from the dune. It takes him a minute of crawling on it before he realizes that he's no longer on sand - he's now crawling on some kind of dark stone. Stone with some kind of marking on it - a pattern cut into the stone. He's too tired to stand up and try to see what the pattern is - so he just keeps crawling. He crawls towards the center, where his blurry eyes still see something in the middle of the dark stone area. His mind, detached in a strange way, notes that either his hands and knees are so burnt by the sand that they no longer feel pain, or that this dark stone, in the middle of a burning desert with a pounding, punishing sun overhead, doesn't seem to be hot. It almost feels cool. He considers lying down on the nice cool surface. Cool, dark stone. Not a good sign. He must be hallucinating this. He's probably in the middle of a patch of sand, already lying face down and dying, and just imagining this whole thing. A desert mirage. Soon the beautiful women carrying pitchers of water will come up and start giving him a drink. Then he'll know he's gone. He decides against laying down on the cool stone. If he's going to die here in the middle of this hallucination, he at least wants to see what's in the center before he goes. He keeps crawling. It's the third time that he hears the voice before he realizes what he's hearing. He would swear that someone just said, "Greetings, traveler. You do not look well. Do you hear me?" He stops crawling. He tries to look up from where he is on his hands and knees, but it's too much effort to lift his head. So he tries something different - he leans back and tries to sit up on the stone. After a few seconds, he catches his balance, avoids falling on his face, sits up, and tries to focus his eyes. Blurry. He rubs his eyes with the back of his hands and tries again. Better this time. Yep. He can see. He's sitting in the middle of a large, flat, dark expanse of stone. Directly next to him, about three feet away, is a white post or pole about two inches in diameter and sticking up about four or five feet out of the stone, at an angle. And wrapped around this white rod, tail with rattle on it hovering and seeming to be ready to start rattling, is what must be a fifteen foot long desert diamondback rattlesnake, looking directly at him. He stares at the snake in shock. He doesn't have the energy to get up and run away. He doesn't even have the energy to crawl away. This is it, his final resting place. No matter what happens, he's not going to be able to move from this spot. Well, at least dying of a bite from this monster should be quicker than dying of thirst. He'll face his end like a man. He struggles to sit up a little straighter. The snake keeps watching him. He lifts one hand and waves it in the snake's direction, feebly. The snake watches the hand for a moment, then goes back to watching the man, looking into his eyes. Hmmm. Maybe the snake had no interest in biting him? It hadn't rattled yet - that was a good sign. Maybe he wasn't going to die of snake bite after all. He then remembers that he'd looked up when he'd reached the center here because he thought he'd heard a voice. He was still very woozy - he was likely to pass out soon, the sun still beat down on him even though he was now on cool stone. He still didn't have anything to drink. But maybe he had actually heard a voice. This stone didn't look natural. Nor did that white post sticking up out of the stone. Someone had to have built this. Maybe they were still nearby. Maybe that was who talked to him. Maybe this snake was even their pet, and that's why it wasn't biting. He tries to clear his throat to say, "Hello," but his throat is too dry. All that comes out is a coughing or wheezing sound. There is no way he's going to be able to talk without something to drink. He feels his pocket, and the bottle with the wiper fluid is still there. He shakily pulls the bottle out, almost losing his balance and falling on his back in the process. This isn't good. He doesn't have much time left, by his reckoning, before he passes out. He gets the lid off of the bottle, manages to get the bottle to his lips, and pours some of the fluid into his mouth. He sloshes it around, and then swallows it. He coughs a little. His throat feels better. Maybe he can talk now. He tries again. Ignoring the snake, he turns to look around him, hoping to spot the owner of this place, and croaks out, "Hello? Is there anyone here?" He hears, from his side, "Greetings. What is it that you want?" He turns his head, back towards the snake. That's where the sound had seemed to come from. The only thing he can think of is that there must be a speaker, hidden under the snake, or maybe built into that post. He decides to try asking for help. "Please," he croaks again, suddenly feeling dizzy, "I'd love to not be thirsty any more. I've been a long time without water. Can you help me?" Looking in the direction of the snake, hoping to see where the voice was coming from this time, he is shocked to see the snake rear back, open its mouth, and speak. He hears it say, as the dizziness overtakes him and he falls forward, face first on the stone, "Very well. Coming up." A piercing pain shoots through his shoulder. Suddenly he is awake. He sits up and grabs his shoulder, wincing at the throbbing pain. He's momentarily disoriented as he looks around, and then he remembers - the crawl across the sand, the dark area of stone, the snake. He sees the snake, still wrapped around the tilted white post, still looking at him. He reaches up and feels his shoulder, where it hurts. It feels slightly wet. He pulls his fingers away and looks at them - blood. He feels his shoulder again - his shirt has what feels like two holes in it - two puncture holes - they match up with the two aching spots of pain on his shoulder. He had been bitten. By the snake. "It'll feel better in a minute." He looks up - it's the snake talking. He hadn't dreamed it. Suddenly he notices - he's not dizzy any more. And more importantly, he's not thirsty any more - at all! "Have I died? Is this the afterlife? Why are you biting me in the afterlife?" "Sorry about that, but I had to bite you," says the snake. "That's the way I work. It all comes through the bite. Think of it as natural medicine." "You bit me to help me? Why aren't I thirsty any more? Did you give me a drink before you bit me? How did I drink enough while unconscious to not be thirsty any more? I haven't had a drink for over two days. Well, except for the windshield wiper fluid... hold it, how in the world does a snake talk? Are you real? Are you some sort of Disney animation?" "No," says the snake, "I'm real. As real as you or anyone is, anyway. I didn't give you a drink. I bit you. That's how it works - it's what I do. I bite. I don't have hands to give you a drink, even if I had water just sitting around here." The man sat stunned for a minute. Here he was, sitting in the middle of the desert on some strange stone that should be hot but wasn't, talking to a snake that could talk back and had just bitten him. And he felt better. Not great - he was still starving and exhausted, but much better - he was no longer thirsty. He had started to sweat again, but only slightly. He felt hot, in this sun, but it was starting to get lower in the sky, and the cool stone beneath him was a relief he could notice now that he was no longer dying of thirst. "I might suggest that we take care of that methanol you now have in your system with the next request," continued the snake. "I can guess why you drank it, but I'm not sure how much you drank, or how much methanol was left in the wiper fluid. That stuff is nasty. It'll make you go blind in a day or two, if you drank enough of it." "Ummm, n-next request?" said the man. He put his hand back on his hurting shoulder and backed away from the snake a little. "That's the way it works. If you like, that is," explained the snake. "You get three requests. Call them wishes, if you wish." The snake grinned at his own joke, and the man drew back a little further from the show of fangs. "But there are rules," the snake continued. "The first request is free. The second requires an agreement of secrecy. The third requires the binding of responsibility." The snake looks at the man seriously. "By the way," the snake says suddenly, "my name is Nathan. Old Nathan, Samuel used to call me. He gave me the name. Before that, most of the Bound used to just call me 'Snake'. But that got old, and Samuel wouldn't stand for it. He said that anything that could talk needed a name. He was big into names. You can call me Nate, if you wish." Again, the snake grinned. "Sorry if I don't offer to shake, but I think you can understand - my shake sounds somewhat threatening." The snake give his rattle a little shake. "Umm, my name is Jack," said the man, trying to absorb all of this. "Jack Samson. "Can I ask you a question?" Jack says suddenly. "What happened to the poison...umm, in your bite. Why aren't I dying now? How did you do that? What do you mean by that's how you work?" "That's more than one question," grins Nate. "But I'll still try to answer all of them. First, yes, you can ask me a question." The snake's grin gets wider. "Second, the poison is in you. It changed you. You now no longer need to drink. That's what you asked for. Or, well, technically, you asked to not be thirsty any more - but 'any more' is such a vague term. I decided to make it permanent - now, as long as you live, you shouldn't need to drink much at all. Your body will conserve water very efficiently. You should be able to get enough just from the food you eat - much like a creature of the desert. You've been changed. "For the third question," Nate continues, "you are still dying. Besides the effects of that methanol in your system, you're a man - and men are mortal. In your current state, I give you no more than about another 50 years. Assuming you get out of this desert, alive, that is." Nate seemed vastly amused at his own humor, and continued his wide grin. "As for the fourth question," Nate said, looking more serious as far as Jack could tell, as Jack was just now working on his ability to read talking-snake emotions from snake facial features, "first you have to agree to make a second request and become bound by the secrecy, or I can't tell you." "Wait," joked Jack, "isn't this where you say you could tell me, but you'd have to kill me?" "I thought that was implied." Nate continued to look serious. "Ummm...yeah." Jack leaned back a little as he remembered again that he was talking to a fifteen foot poisonous reptile with a reputation for having a nasty temper. "So, what is this 'Bound by Secrecy' stuff, and can you really stop the effects of the methanol?" Jack thought for a second. "And, what do you mean methanol, anyway? I thought these days they use ethanol in wiper fluid, and just denature it?" "They may, I don't really know," said Nate. "I haven't gotten out in a while. Maybe they do. All I know is that I smell methanol on your breath and on that bottle in your pocket. And the blue color of the liquid when you pulled it out to drink some let me guess that it was wiper fluid. I assume that they still color wiper fluid blue?" "Yeah, they do," said Jack. "I figured," replied Nate. "As for being bound by secrecy - with the fulfillment of your next request, you will be bound to say nothing about me, this place, or any of the information I will tell you after that, when you decide to go back out to your kind. You won't be allowed to talk about me, write about me, use sign language, charades, or even act in a way that will lead someone to guess correctly about me. You'll be bound to secrecy. Of course, I'll also ask you to promise not to give me away, and as I'm guessing that you're a man of your word, you'll never test the binding anyway, so you won't notice." Nate said the last part with utter confidence. Jack, who had always prided himself on being a man of his word, felt a little nervous at this. "Ummm, hey, Nate, who are you? How did you know that? Are you, umm, omniscient, or something?" Well, Jack," said Nate sadly, "I can't tell you that, unless you make the second request." Nate looked away for a minute, then looked back. "Umm, well, ok," said Jack, "what is this about a second request? What can I ask for? Are you allowed to tell me that?" "Sure!" said Nate, brightening. "You're allowed to ask for changes. Changes to yourself. They're like wishes, but they can only affect you. Oh, and before you ask, I can't give you immortality. Or omniscience. Or omnipresence, for that matter. Though I might be able to make you gaseous and yet remain alive, and then you could spread through the atmosphere and sort of be omnipresent. But what good would that be - you still wouldn't be omniscient and thus still could only focus on one thing at a time. Not very useful, at least in my opinion." Nate stopped when he realized that Jack was staring at him. "Well, anyway," continued Nate, "I'd probably suggest giving you permanent good health. It would negate the methanol now in your system, you'd be immune to most poisons and diseases, and you'd tend to live a very long time, barring accident, of course. And you'll even have a tendency to recover from accidents well. It always seemed like a good choice for a request to me." "Cure the methanol poisoning, huh?" said Jack. "And keep me healthy for a long time? Hmmm. It doesn't sound bad at that. And it has to be a request about a change to me? I can't ask to be rich, right? Because that's not really a change to me?" "Right," nodded Nate. "Could I ask to be a genius and permanently healthy?" Jack asked, hopefully. "That takes two requests, Jack." "Yeah, I figured so," said Jack. "But I could ask to be a genius? I could become the smartest scientist in the world? Or the best athlete?" "Well, I could make you very smart," admitted Nate, "but that wouldn't necessarily make you the best scientist in the world. Or, I could make you very athletic, but it wouldn't necessarily make you the best athlete either. You've heard the saying that 99% of genius is hard work? Well, there's some truth to that. I can give you the talent, but I can't make you work hard. It all depends on what you decide to do with it." "Hmmm," said Jack. "Ok, I think I understand. And I get a third request, after this one?" "Maybe," said Nate, "it depends on what you decide then. There are more rules for the third request that I can only tell you about after the second request. You know how it goes." Nate looked like he'd shrug, if he had shoulders. "Ok, well, since I'd rather not be blind in a day or two, and permanent health doesn't sound bad, then consider that my second request. Officially. Do I need to sign in blood or something?" "No," said Nate. "Just hold out your hand. Or heel." Nate grinned. "Or whatever part you want me to bite. I have to bite you again. Like I said, that's how it works - the poison, you know," Nate said apologetically. Jack winced a little and felt his shoulder, where the last bite was. Hey, it didn't hurt any more. Just like Nate had said. That made Jack feel better about the biting business. But still, standing still while a fifteen foot snake sunk it's fangs into you. Jack stood up. Ignoring how good it felt to be able to stand again, and the hunger starting to gnaw at his stomach, Jack tried to decide where he wanted to get bitten. Despite knowing that it wouldn't hurt for long, Jack knew that this wasn't going to be easy. "Hey, Jack," Nate suddenly said, looking past Jack towards the dunes behind him, "is that someone else coming up over there?" Jack spun around and looked. Who else could be out here in the middle of nowhere? And did they bring food? Wait a minute, there was nobody over there. What was Nate... Jack let out a bellow as he felt two fangs sink into his rear end, through his jeans... Jack sat down carefully, favoring his more tender buttock. "I would have decided, eventually, Nate. I was just thinking about it. You didn't have to hoodwink me like that." "I've been doing this a long time, Jack," said Nate, confidently. "You humans have a hard time sitting still and letting a snake bite you - especially one my size. And besides, admit it - it's only been a couple of minutes and it already doesn't hurt any more, does it? That's because of the health benefit with this one. I told you that you'd heal quickly now." "Yeah, well, still," said Jack, "it's the principle of the thing. And nobody likes being bitten in the butt! Couldn't you have gotten my calf or something instead?" "More meat in the typical human butt," replied Nate. "And less chance you accidentally kick me or move at the last second." "Yeah, right. So, tell me all of these wonderful secrets that I now qualify to hear," answered Jack. "Ok," said Nate. "Do you want to ask questions first, or do you want me to just start talking?" "Just talk," said Jack. "I'll sit here and try to not think about food." "We could go try to rustle up some food for you first, if you like," answered Nate. "Hey! You didn't tell me you had food around here, Nate!" Jack jumped up. "What do we have? Am I in walking distance to town? Or can you magically whip up food along with your other powers?" Jack was almost shouting with excitement. His stomach had been growling for hours. "I was thinking more like I could flush something out of its hole and bite it for you, and you could skin it and eat it. Assuming you have a knife, that is," replied Nate, with the grin that Jack was starting to get used to. "Ugh," said Jack, sitting back down. "I think I'll pass. I can last a little longer before I get desperate enough to eat desert rat, or whatever else it is you find out here. And there's nothing to burn - I'd have to eat it raw. No thanks. Just talk." "Ok," replied Nate, still grinning. "But I'd better hurry, before you start looking at me as food. Nate reared back a little, looked around for a second, and then continued. "You, Jack, are sitting in the middle of the Garden of Eden." Jack looked around at the sand and dunes and then looked back at Nate sceptically. "Well, that's the best I can figure it, anyway, Jack," said Nate. "Stand up and look at the symbol on the rock here." Nate gestured around the dark stone they were both sitting on with his nose. Jack stood up and looked. Carved into the stone in a bas-relief was a representation of a large tree. The angled-pole that Nate was wrapped around was coming out of the trunk of the tree, right below where the main branches left the truck to reach out across the stone. It was very well done - it looked more like a tree had been reduced to almost two dimensions and embedded in the stone than it did like a carving. Jack walked around and looked at the details in the fading light of the setting sun. He wished he'd looked at it while the sun was higher in the sky. Wait! The sun was setting! That meant he was going to have to spend another night out here! Arrrgh! Jack looked out across the desert for a little bit, and then came back and stood next to Nate. "In all the excitement, I almost forgot, Nate," said Jack. "Which way is it back to town? And how far? I'm eventually going to have to head back - I'm not sure I'll be able to survive by eating raw desert critters for long. And even if I can, I'm not sure I'll want to." "It's about 30 miles that way." Nate pointed, with the rattle on his tail this time. As far as Jack could tell, it was a direction at right angles to the way he'd been going when he was crawling here. "But that's 30 miles by the way the crow flies. It's about 40 by the way a man walks. You should be able to do it in about half a day with your improved endurance, if you head out early tomorrow, Jack." Jack looked out the way the snake had pointed for a few seconds more, and then sat back down. It was getting dark. Not much he could do about heading out right now. And besides, Nate was just about to get to the interesting stuff. "Garden of Eden? As best as you can figure it?" "Well, yeah, as best as I and Samuel could figure it anyway," said Nate. "He figured that the story just got a little mixed up. You know, snake, in a 'tree', offering 'temptations', making bargains. That kind stuff. But he could never quite figure out how the Hebrews found out about this spot from across the ocean. He worried about that for a while." "Garden of Eden, hunh?" said Jack. "How long have you been here, Nate?" "No idea, really," replied Nate. "A long time. It never occurred to me to count years, until recently, and by then, of course, it was too late. But I do remember when this whole place was green, so I figure it's been thousands of years, at least." "So, are you the snake that tempted Eve?" said Jack. "Beats me," said Nate. "Maybe. I can't remember if the first one of your kind that I talked to was female or not, and I never got a name, but it could have been. And I suppose she could have considered my offer to grant requests a 'temptation', though I've rarely had refusals." "Well, umm, how did you get here then? And why is that white pole stuck out of the stone there?" asked Jack. "Dad left me here. Or, I assume it was my dad. It was another snake - much bigger than I was back then. I remember talking to him, but I don't remember if it was in a language, or just kind of understanding what he wanted. But one day, he brought me to this stone, told me about it, and asked me to do something for him. I talked it over with him for a while, then agreed. I've been here ever since. "What is this place?" said Jack. "And what did he ask you to do?" "Well, you see this pole here, sticking out of the stone?" Nate loosened his coils around the tilted white pole and showed Jack where it descended into the stone. The pole was tilted at about a 45 degree angle and seemed to enter the stone in an eighteen inch slot cut into the stone. Jack leaned over and looked. The slot was dark and the pole went down into it as far as Jack could see in the dim light. Jack reached out to touch the pole, but Nate was suddenly there in the way. "You can't touch that yet, Jack," said Nate. "Why not?" asked Jack. "I haven't explained it to you yet," replied Nate. "Well, it kinda looks like a lever or something," said Jack. "You'd push it that way, and it would move in the slot." "Yep, that's what it is," replied Nate. "What does it do?" asked Jack. "End the world?" "Oh, no," said Nate. "Nothing that drastic. It just ends humanity. I call it 'The Lever of Doom'." For the last few words Nate had used a deeper, ringing voice. He tried to look serious for a few seconds, and then gave up and grinned. Jack was initially startled by Nate's pronouncement, but when Nate grinned Jack laughed. "Ha! You almost had me fooled for a second there. What does it really do?" "Oh, it really ends humanity, like I said," smirked Nate. "I just thought the voice I used was funny, didn't you?" Nate continued to grin. "A lever to end humanity?" asked Jack. "What in the world is that for? Why would anyone need to end humanity?" "Well," replied Nate, "I get the idea that maybe humanity was an experiment. Or maybe the Big Guy just thought, that if humanity started going really bad, there should be a way to end it. I'm not really sure. All I know are the rules, and the guesses that Samuel and I had about why it's here. I didn't think to ask back when I started here." "Rules? What rules?" asked Jack. "The rules are that I can't tell anybody about it or let them touch it unless they agree to be bound to secrecy by a bite. And that only one human can be bound in that way at a time. That's it." explained Nate. Jack looked somewhat shocked. "You mean that I could pull the lever now? You'd let me end humanity?" "Yep," replied Nate, "if you want to." Nate looked at Jack carefully. "Do you want to, Jack?" "Umm, no." said Jack, stepping a little further back from the lever. "Why in the world would anyone want to end humanity? It'd take a psychotic to want that! Or worse, a suicidal psychotic, because it would kill him too, wouldn't it?" "Yep," replied Nate, "being as he'd be human too." "Has anyone ever seriously considered it?" asked Nate. "Any of those bound to secrecy, that is?" "Well, of course, I think they've all seriously considered it at one time or another. Being given that kind of responsibility makes you sit down and think, or so I'm told. Samuel considered it several times. He'd often get disgusted with humanity, come out here, and just hold the lever for a while. But he never pulled it. Or you wouldn't be here." Nate grinned some more. Jack sat down, well back from the lever. He looked thoughtful and puzzled at the same time. After a bit, he said, "So this makes me the Judge of humanity? I get to decide whether they keep going or just end? Me?" "That seems to be it," agreed Nate. "What kind of criteria do I use to decide?" said Jack. "How do I make this decision? Am I supposed to decide if they're good? Or too many of them are bad? Or that they're going the wrong way? Is there a set of rules for that?" "Nope," replied Nate. "You pretty much just have to decide on your own. It's up to you, however you want to decide it. I guess that you're just supposed to know." "But what if I get mad at someone? Or some girl dumps me and I feel horrible? Couldn't I make a mistake? How do I know that I won't screw up?" protested Jack. Nate gave his kind of snake-like shrug again. "You don't. You just have to try your best, Jack." Jack sat there for a while, staring off into the desert that was rapidly getting dark, chewing on a fingernail. Suddenly, Jack turned around and looked at the snake. "Nate, was Samuel the one bound to this before me?" "Yep," replied Nate. "He was a good guy. Talked to me a lot. Taught me to read and brought me books. I think I still have a good pile of them buried in the sand around here somewhere. I still miss him. He died a few months ago." "Sounds like a good guy," agreed Jack. "How did he handle this, when you first told him. What did he do?" "Well," said Nate, "he sat down for a while, thought about it for a bit, and then asked me some questions, much like you're doing." "What did he ask you, if you're allowed to tell me?" asked Jack. "He asked me about the third request," replied Nate. "Aha!" It was Jack's turn to grin. "And what did you tell him?" "I told him the rules for the third request. That to get the third request you have to agree to this whole thing. That if it ever comes to the point that you really think that humanity should be ended, that you'll come here and end it. You won't avoid it, and you won't wimp out." Nate looked serious again. "And you'll be bound to do it too, Jack." "Hmmm." Jack looked back out into the darkness for a while. Nate watched him, waiting. "Nate," continued Jack, quietly, eventually. "What did Samuel ask for with his third request?" Nate sounded like he was grinning again as he replied, also quietly, "Wisdom, Jack. He asked for wisdom. As much as I could give him." "Ok," said Jack, suddenly, standing up and facing away from Nate, "give it to me. Nate looked at Jack's backside. "Give you what, Jack?" "Give me that wisdom. The same stuff that Samuel asked for. If it helped him, maybe it'll help me too." Jack turned his head to look back over his shoulder at Nate. "It did help him, right?" "He said it did," replied Nate. "But he seemed a little quieter afterward. Like he had a lot to think about." "Well, yeah, I can see that," said Jack. "So, give it to me." Jack turned to face away from Nate again, bent over slightly and tensed up. Nate watched Jack tense up with a little exasperation. If he bit Jack now, Jack would likely jump out of his skin and maybe hurt them both. "You remember that you'll be bound to destroy humanity if it ever looks like it needs it, right Jack?" asked Nate, shifting position. "Yeah, yeah, I got that," replied Jack, eyes squeezed tightly shut and body tense, not noticing the change in direction of Nate's voice. "And," continued Nate, from his new position, "do you remember that you'll turn bright purple, and grow big horns and extra eyes?" "Yeah, yeah...Hey, wait a minute!" said Jack, opening his eyes, straightening up and turning around. "Purple?!" He didn't see Nate there. With the moonlight Jack could see that the lever extended up from its slot in the rock without the snake wrapped around it. Jack heard, from behind him, Nate's "Just Kidding!" right before he felt the now familiar piercing pain, this time in the other buttock. Jack sat on the edge of the dark stone in the rapidly cooling air, his feet extending out into the sand. He stared out into the darkness, listening to the wind stir the sand, occasionally rubbing his butt where he'd been recently bitten. Nate had left for a little while, had come back with a desert-rodent-shaped bulge somewhere in his middle, and was now wrapped back around the lever, his tongue flicking out into the desert night's air the only sign that he was still awake. Occasionally Jack, with his toes absentmindedly digging in the sand while he thought, would ask Nate a question without turning around. "Nate, do accidents count?" Nate lifted his head a little bit. "What do you mean, Jack?" Jack tilted his head back like he was looking at the stars. "You know, accidents. If I accidentally fall on the lever, without meaning to, does that still wipe out humanity?" "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it does, Jack. I'd suggest you be careful about that if you start feeling wobbly," said Nate with some amusement. A little later - "Does it have to be me that pulls the lever?" asked Jack. "That's the rule, Jack. Nobody else can pull it," answered Nate. "No," Jack shook his head, "I meant does it have to be my hand? Could I pull the lever with a rope tied around it? Or push it with a stick? Or throw a rock?" "Yes, those should work," replied Nate. "Though I'm not sure how complicated you could get. Samuel thought about trying to build some kind of remote control for it once, but gave it up. Everything he'd build would be gone by the next sunrise, if it was touching the stone, or over it. I told him that in the past others that had been bound had tried to bury the lever so they wouldn't be tempted to pull it, but every time the stones or sand or whatever had disappeared." "Wow," said Jack, "Cool." Jack leaned back until only his elbows kept him off of the stone and looked up into the sky. "Nate, how long did Samuel live? One of his wishes was for health too, right?" asked Jack. "Yes," replied Nate, "it was. He lived 167 years, Jack." "Wow, 167 years. That's almost 140 more years I'll live if I live as long. Do you know what he died of, Nate?" "He died of getting tired of living, Jack," Nate said, sounding somewhat sad. Jack turned his head to look at Nate in the starlight. Nate looked back. "Samuel knew he wasn't going to be able to stay in society. He figured that they'd eventually see him still alive and start questioning it, so he decided that he'd have to disappear after a while. He faked his death once, but changed his mind - he decided it was too early and he could stay for a little longer. He wasn't very fond of mankind, but he liked the attention. Most of the time, anyway. "His daughter and then his wife dying almost did him in though. He didn't stay in society much longer after that. He eventually came out here to spend time talking to me and thinking about pulling the lever. A few months ago he told me he'd had enough. It was his time." "And then he just died?" asked Jack. Nate shook his head a little. "He made his forth request, Jack. There's only one thing you can ask for the fourth request. The last bite. After a bit Nate continued, "He told me that he was tired, that it was his time. He reassured me that someone new would show up soon, like they always had. After another pause, Nate finished, "Samuel's body disappeared off the stone with the sunrise." Jack lay back down and looked at the sky, leaving Nate alone with his memories. It was a long time until Jack's breathing evened out into sleep. Jack woke with the sunrise the next morning. He was a little chilled with the morning desert air, but overall was feeling pretty good. Well, except that his stomach was grumbling and he wasn't willing to eat raw desert rat. So, after getting directions to town from Nate, making sure he knew how to get back, and reassuring Nate that he'd be back soon, Jack started the long walk back to town. With his new health and Nate's good directions, he made it back easily. Jack caught a bus back to the city, and showed up for work the next day, little worse for the wear and with a story about getting lost in the desert and walking back out. Within a couple of days Jack had talked a friend with a tow truck into going back out into the desert with him to fetch the SUV. They found it after a couple of hours of searching and towed it back without incident. Jack was careful not to even look in the direction of Nate's lever, though their path back didn't come within sight of it. Before the next weekend, Jack had gone to a couple of stores, including a book store, and had gotten his SUV back from the mechanic, with a warning to avoid any more joyriding in the desert. On Saturday, Jack headed back to see Nate. Jack parked a little way out of the small town near Nate, loaded up his new backpack with camping gear and the things he was bringing for Nate, and then started walking. He figured that walking would leave the least trail, and he knew that while not many people camped in the desert, it wasn't unheard of, and shouldn't really raise suspicions. Jack had brought more books for Nate - recent books, magazines, newspapers. Some things that would catch Nate up with what was happening in the world, others that were just good books to read. He spent the weekend with Nate, and then headed out again, telling Nate that he'd be back again soon, but that he had things to do first. Over four months later Jack was back to see Nate again. This time he brought a laptop with him - a specially modified laptop. It had a solar recharger, special filters and seals to keep out the sand, a satellite link-up, and a special keyboard and joystick that Jack hoped that a fifteen-foot rattlesnake would be able to use. And, it had been hacked to not give out its location to the satellite. After that Jack could e-mail Nate to keep in touch, but still visited him fairly regularly - at least once or twice a year. After the first year, Jack quit his job. For some reason, with the wisdom he 'd been given, and the knowledge that he could live for over 150 years, working in a nine to five job for someone else didn't seem that worthwhile any more. Jack went back to school. Eventually, Jack started writing. Perhaps because of the wisdom, or perhaps because of his new perspective, he wrote well. People liked what he wrote, and he became well known for it. After a time, Jack bought an RV and started traveling around the country for book signings and readings. But, he still remembered to drop by and visit Nate occasionally. On one of the visits Nate seemed quieter than usual. Not that Nate had been a fountain of joy lately. Jack's best guess was that Nate was still missing Samuel, and though Jack had tried, he still hadn't been able to replace Samuel in Nate's eyes. Nate had been getting quieter each visit. But on this visit Nate didn't even speak when Jack walked up to the lever. He nodded at Jack, and then went back to staring into the desert. Jack, respecting Nate's silence, sat down and waited. After a few minutes, Nate spoke. "Jack, I have someone to introduce you to." Jack looked surprised. "Someone to introduce me to?" Jack looked around, and then looked carefully back at Nate. "This something to do with the Big Guy? "No, no," replied Nate. "This is more personal. I want you to meet my son." Nate looked over at the nearest sand dune. "Sammy!" Jack watched as a four foot long desert rattlesnake crawled from behind the dune and up to the stone base of the lever. "Yo, Jack," said the new, much smaller snake. "Yo, Sammy" replied Jack. Jack looked at Nate. "Named after Samuel, I assume?" Nate nodded. "Jack, I've got a favor to ask you. Could you show Sammy around for me?" Nate unwrapped himself from the lever and slithered over to the edge of the stone and looked across the sands. "When Samuel first told me about the world, and brought me books and pictures, I wished that I could go see it. I wanted to see the great forests, the canyons, the cities, even the other deserts, to see if they felt and smelled the same. I want my son to have that chance - to see the world. Before he becomes bound here like I have been. "He's seen it in pictures, over the computer that you brought me. But I hear that it's not the same. That being there is different. I want him to have that. Think you can do that for me, Jack?" Jack nodded. This was obviously very important to Nate, so Jack didn't even joke about taking a talking rattlesnake out to see the world. "Yeah, I can do that for you, Nate. Is that all you need?" Jack could sense that was something more. Nate looked at Sammy. Sammy looked back at Nate for a second and then said, "Oh, yeah. Ummm, I've gotta go pack. Back in a little bit Jack. Nice to meet ya!" Sammy slithered back over the dune and out of sight. Nate watched Sammy disappear and then looked back at Jack. "Jack, this is my first son. My first offspring through all the years. You don't even want to know what it took for me to find a mate." Nate grinned to himself. "But anyway, I had a son for a reason. I'm tired. I'm ready for it to be over. I needed a replacement." Jack considered this for a minute. "So, you're ready to come see the world, and you wanted him to watch the lever while you were gone?" Nate shook his head. "No, Jack - you're a better guesser than that. You've already figured out - I'm bound here - there's only one way for me to leave here. And I'm ready. It's my time to die." Jack looked more closely at Nate. He could tell Nate had thought about this - probably for quite a while. Jack had trouble imagining what it would be like to be as old as Nate, but Jack could already tell that in another hundred or two hundred years, he might be getting tired of life himself. Jack could understand Samuel's decision, and now Nate's. So, all Jack said was, "What do you want me to do?" Nate nodded. "Thanks, Jack. I only want two things. One - show Sammy around the world - let him get his fill of it, until he's ready to come back here and take over. Two - give me the fourth request. "I can't just decide to die, not any more than you can. I won't even die of old age like you eventually will, even though it'll be a long time from now. I need to be killed. Once Sammy is back here, ready to take over, I'll be able to die. And I need you to kill me. "I've even thought about how. Poisons and other drugs won't work on me. And I've seen pictures of snakes that were shot - some of them live for days, so that's out too. So, I want you to bring back a sword. Nate turned away to look back to the dune that Sammy had gone behind. "I'd say an axe, but that's somewhat undignified - putting my head on the ground or a chopping block like that. No, I like a sword. A time-honored way of going out. A dignified way to die. And, most importantly, it should work, even on me. "You willing to do that for me, Jack?" Nate turned back to look at Jack. "Yeah, Nate," replied Jack solemnly, "I think I can handle that." Nate nodded. "Good!" He turned back toward the dune and shouted, "Sammy! Jack's about ready to leave!" Then quietly, "Thanks, Jack." Jack didn't have anything to say to that, so he waited for Sammy to make it back to the lever, nodded to him, nodded a final time to Nate, and then headed into the desert with Sammy following. Over the next several years Sammy and Jack kept in touch with Nate through e-mail as they went about their adventures. They made a goal of visiting every country in the world, and did a respectable job of it. Sammy had a natural gift for languages, as Jack expected he would, and even ended up acting as a translator for Jack in a few of the countries. Jack managed to keep the talking rattlesnake hidden, even so, and by the time they were nearing the end of their tour of countries, Sammy had only been spotted a few times. While there were several people that had seen enough to startle them greatly, nobody had enough evidence to prove anything, and while a few wild rumors and storied followed Jack and Sammy around, nothing ever hit the newspapers or the public in general. When they finished the tour of countries, Jack suggested that they try some undersea diving. They did. And spelunking. They did that too. Sammy finally drew the line at visiting Antarctica. He'd come to realize that Jack was stalling. After talking to his Dad about it over e-mail, he figured out that Jack probably didn't want to have to kill Nate. Nate told Sammy that humans could be squeamish about killing friends and acquaintances. So, Sammy eventually put his tail down (as he didn't have a foot) and told Jack that it was time - he was ready to go back and take up his duties from his dad. Jack, delayed it a little more by insisting that they go back to Japan and buy an appropriate sword. He even stretched it a little more by getting lessons in how to use the sword. But, eventually, he'd learned as much as he was likely to without dedicating his life to it, and was definitely competent enough to take the head off of a snake. It was time to head back and see Nate. When they got back to the US, Jack got the old RV out of storage where he and Sammy had left it after their tour of the fifty states, he loaded up Sammy and the sword, and they headed for the desert. When they got to the small town that Jack had been trying to find those years ago when he'd met Nate, Jack was in a funk. He didn't really feel like walking all of the way out there. Not only that, but he'd forgotten to figure the travel time correctly, and it was late afternoon. They'd either have to spend the night in town and walk out tomorrow, or walk in the dark. As Jack was afraid that if he waited one more night he might lose his resolve, he decided that he'd go ahead and drive the RV out there. It was only going to be this once, and Jack would go back and cover the tracks afterward. They ought to be able to make it out there by nightfall if they drove, and then they could get it over tonight. Jack told Sammy to e-mail Nate that they were coming as he drove out of sight of the town on the road. They then pulled off the road and headed out into the desert. Everything went well, until they got to the sand dunes. Jack had been nursing the RV along the whole time, over the rocks, through the creek beds, revving the engine the few times they almost got stuck. When they came to the dunes, Jack didn't really think about it, he just downshifted and headed up the first one. By the third dune, Jack started to regret that he'd decided to try driving on the sand. The RV was fishtailling and losing traction. Jack was having to work it up each dune slowly and was trying to keep from losing control each time they came over the top and slid down the other side. Sammy had come up to sit in the passenger seat, coiled up and laughing at Jack's driving. As they came over the top of the fourth dune, the biggest one yet, Jack saw that this was the final dune - the stone, the lever, and somewhere Nate, waited below. Jack put on the brakes, but he'd gone a little too far. The RV started slipping down the other side. Jack tried turning the wheel, but he didn't have enough traction. He pumped the brakes - no response. They started sliding down the hill, faster and faster. Jack felt a shock go through him as he suddenly realized that they were heading for the lever. He looked down - the RV was directly on course for it. If Jack didn't do something, the RV would hit it. He was about to end humanity. Jack steered more frantically, trying to get traction. It still wasn't working. The dune was too steep, and the sand too loose. In a split second, Jack realized that his only chance would be once he hit the stone around the lever - he should have traction on the stone for just a second before he hit the lever - he wouldn't have time to stop, but he should be able to steer away. Jack took a better grip on the steering wheel and tried to turn the RV a little bit - every little bit would help. He'd have to time his turn just right. The RV got to the bottom of the dune, sliding at an amazing speed in the sand. Just before they reached the stone Jack looked across it to check that they were still heading for the lever. They were. But Jack noticed something else that he hadn't seen from the top of the dune. Nate wasn't wrapped around the lever. He was off to the side of the lever, but still on the stone, waiting for them. The problem was, he was waiting on the same side of the lever that Jack had picked to steer towards to avoid the lever. The RV was already starting to drift that way a little in its mad rush across the sand and there was no way that Jack was going to be able to go around the lever to the other side. Jack had an instant of realization. He was either going to have to hit the lever, or run over Nate. He glanced over at Sammy and saw that Sammy realized the same thing. Jack took a firmer grip on the steering wheel as the RV ran up on the stone. Shouting to Sammy as he pulled the steering wheel, "BETTER NATE THAN LEVER," he ran over the snake. THE END * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * PLEASE READ: This joke was also a personality profile test... It was the subject of a recent Educational Psychology Master's Thesis, soon to be published, which investigated the way that someone responds to a webpage such as this correlates to certain personality tendencies. The research confirmed a statistically significant correlation which strongly suggests a dependably predictive positive relationship between how a person responds to this page and certain aspects of his or her psychological profile. Thus, it is called the Personality Profile Assessment Test Hypothesis. While the actual results looked at several complex factors, and depended heavily on questionnaires filled out by volunteers upon completion of their experience, I will simplify the results by discussing three main groups and their profiles. While these profiles may not be exactly fitting of each person within each group, they do strongly suggest a statistically significant likelihood of profile similarity. 11% of those who see this page take their time, enjoying the joke as they read it, enjoying the build up to the punch line, and even if the punch line itself wasn’t particularly humorous, they tended to enjoy the process. 56% begin scroll down to the punch line either before starting to read the joke or within a short period of time- usually 20 seconds or less. The vast majority of this group choose not to read the joke. 33% read at least 1/3 of the joke, with the intention of reading it all, but then begin to question their decision and the investment of time they are making. They go back and forth between deciding to continuing or to skip to the end (this vacillating may be unconscious at the time, and happen in a matter of moments). The vast majority in this group give up before finishing ½ of the joke, and scroll to the end. People in the first group, who read the entire joke, tend to enjoy the journey of life, and take their time as they move towards a goal. When traveling, they tend to thoroughly enjoy the process, and are not uptight or stressed about single-mindedly getting to their destination. They also tend to be very attentive, patient and long lasting lovers, and enjoy intimacy and physical connectivity whether or not it is carried to completion. Those in the second group, who scroll to the end before reading more than a few sentences of the joke, tend to avoid surprises and the unknown. They prefer to have a regular schedule and not to step out of their routine. They tend to be efficient, but are often lacking in enjoyment, spontaneity and passion. They tend to be less patient and more interested in the destination than the journey. When on a trip, they tend to focus on getting where they are going, rather than enjoying the process. During intimacy, they tend to not be able to enjoy it unless they are certain it will be taken to completion. The idea of just “playing around” a while, engaging in physical intimacy without the promise of full completion is, rather than simply enjoyable and connective, considered to be “cruel” and a “teasing” and is met with resentment. This group’s ability to enjoy depends largely on their need to know what is going to happen. They tend to be more self-focused lovers, and tend not to last very long in satisfying the other partner if their own satisfaction has happened or is within easy reach. The third group, who decided not to read the entire joke after reading a third or more of it, tend to be commitment-phobic and lack the ability to move forward to completion when things become challenging. They are often procrastinators and frequently give up on tasks when they become more difficult. They tend to prefer to have big dreams than act on them in the real, challenging world. A significantly higher percentage of this group had Cesarean birth, and may not have had the benefit of that early experience of struggle and effort being rewarded with accomplishment. This group tends to not take big vacations which would take more effort to plan and implement, and tends to stay close to home or even stay home during time off. Promotions and career moves which are within reach but still require some effort and focus are frequently not fully tried for, although the perception will be they were passed up. In intimate relationships, this group tends to start out romantic and passionate, but it quickly fades and is replaced by lackadaisicalness and indifference, characterized in part by a sense of feeling it is not worth the effort to continue having a passionate, energized and complete experience during intimacy. There is a tendency to “peter out” both in intimacy and in other aspects of life, and to take the easier road, even if it leads to a less fulfilling life. haha yes or haha yes but shinier 11 months ago 68 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Dear rrrather users. It has come to my attention that 98% of this site has autism. I don't understand why people blame the guests, sure they could make an account and be a contributing member of society but that doesn't make them horrible people. A lot of guests are very stupid but that doesn't make you any smarter. A lot of the questions on the site are dumbed down. This is a very long question. Actually this isn't a question, I'm just very bored. I hate when people write long questions such as stories as if anyone is going to read them let alone care. While we're at it, I have a story to tell.Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it." – "Yo, home to Bel-Air." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. Did you enjoy that story, tell me what you think Yes or No 11 months ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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SuperSaiyanGod2 is the most autistic person to exist. He has an enormous ego and an IQ that is extremely small, but still not as small as his penis. He's stubborn and doesn't let anyone else have their own opinion on anything. He's one of those athiests who is a giant douchebag, he's a vegan who think every single animal is brutally murdered and that the only way to stop it is by not eating meat, and he's a virgin Agree or Agree but shinier 11 months ago 69 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 2\\ Corn on the cob or Bowl 2 years ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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The superior gender!!! (ULTIMATE TOURNAMENT) Which gender is better?!?! ---Round 1--- //Match 1\\ Male or Crayon 2 years ago 96 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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I'm still breathing. Should I be Happy or Sad 2 years ago 65 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Story time sluts. Chapter 1..YOUR STEP DAD WALKS INTO YOUR ROOM AND TELLS YOU TO BEND YOUR FINE ASS SELF OVER HE THEN FISTS YOU VICIOUSLY UNTIL HE HAS A HUGE ORGASM AND YOU MOAN SENSUALLY, HE LEAVES THE ROOM TELLING YOU THAT HE'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, AND YOURE EXCITED. BUT YOURE NOW BLEEDING WOULD YOU RATHER Take it from dadi again or Go to the hospital and get a pregnancy test 2 years ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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I recently came out with a product that gets rid of rashes. Will you consider buying it? Click link for ad I'll consider or At least the rash is gone 2 years ago 55 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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So yeah I've been on rrrather for 2 years today, fml You're the only good user here (I know) or Let me suck your peepee dadi (I won't let you suck my peepee) 2 years ago 85 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Give it Away or Blood sugar sex magik 2 years ago 49 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Suck my kiss or I could have lied 2 years ago 52 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sex sugar magik) Breaking the girl or Funky Monks 2 years ago 39 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (Blood sugar sex magik) Power of Equality or If you have to ask 2 years ago 41 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (One hot minute) My Friends or Deep kick 2 years ago 40 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better Red Hot Chili Peppers song? (One hot minute) Aeroplane or Warped 2 years ago 32 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you seen 13 reasons why? Yes/I'm going to or No/I don't wanna 2 years ago 89 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make a quality question on rrrather or just keep shitposting cuz ur a bitch 2 years ago 90 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Happy 420 and happy birthday to Hitler Happy 420 or happy bday hitler 2 years ago 124 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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If there is a god, atheism must seem to him as less of an insult than religion Agree or Disagree 2 years ago 116 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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Which one of my drawings is better? Jacob Sartorious or Donald Trump 2 years ago 121 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that dairy products will KILL YOU AND THE ONES YOU LOVE????!?!?!?!?! Yes! That is why I have decided become a vegan. I don't want to die, ever. or So? Fuck off you ugly vegan, go eat a head of lettuce or something. I love my milk mmmm 2 years ago 116 votes 44 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T EXIST LIKE A BIG FAIRY IN THE SKY AND WORSHIP IT EVERYDAY AND HATE GAYS AND SUPPORT SLAVERY or BE A FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEING 2 years ago 114 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 2 Shape of you or What do I know? 2 years ago 71 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 2 Match 1 Dive or Supermarket flowers 2 years ago 55 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Humans enslaving, killing, and raping each other is similar to humans eating animals Agree or Disagree 2 years ago 145 votes 97 comments 0 likes
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GoldenMoon78's fish comminted sewer side and drowned today. We must all pay our respects Rip fish or I open my eyes, I try to see but I'm blinded by the white light. 2 years ago 107 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Fateful Findings or I am here...........now 2 years ago 48 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 33) Which do you prefer? Shawn Mendes or Macklemore 2 years ago 66 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 32) Which do you prefer? Jason Derulo or Rixton 2 years ago 63 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Best musicals artists of all time according to rrrather (Round 1, match 31) Which do you prefer? Rihanna or Ludwig Van Beethoven 2 years ago 93 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 8 New Man or Barcelona 2 years ago 44 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Know too much or Know too little 2 years ago 139 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to travel and explore space safely, but never be allowed to return back to Earth or Be able to travel anywhere through time, but you're not allowed to change the past or future in anyway. 2 years ago 128 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I've been to an Ed Sheeran concert or I've seen Flavor Flav at a local Sonic 2 years ago 76 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I know how to play a guitar or I have 2 brothers and 1 sister 2 years ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I smoke da weed or I sell da weed 2 years ago 92 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which statement about me is true? I have crippling depression or I'm gay 2 years ago 94 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 7 Perfect or Bibia be ye ye 2 years ago 47 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 6 Happier or Hearts don't break around here 2 years ago 40 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Why are people so blind to the fact that there's a difference between a "feminist" and a "feminazi"? Idk or I like turtles 2 years ago 116 votes 73 comments 0 likes
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I need lots of views, please watch my video yes master or okai dadi 2 years ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 5 Nancy Mulligan or Eraser 2 years ago 44 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheerans Divide Album? Round 1 Match 4 Castle on the hill or What do I know? 2 years ago 48 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Best song on Ed Sheeran's Divide Album? Round 1 Match 3 Shape of you or Galway girl 2 years ago 69 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Somewhat, but I don't think it makes up every part about a person, but I've seen some truth to it even in myself. But anyone who says "oh i'm a pisces that's why i killed your family it's just engraved in me lol uwu" is a fcking retard and can die 3 days ago  
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I have two. One older brother and one little brother, we're all 2 years apart 1 week ago  
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My lifelong friend who committed suicide back in 2015, she was 15 1 week ago  
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A slimey noodle that has very strong muscles and sharp teeth and venom. What's not to be scared of 1 week ago  
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yes there are more as in amount and better as in good. 4 weeks ago  
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America uses our taxes for Israel. We give them $4 billion dollars every year. 1 month ago +1
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then whom 1 month ago  
in actually surprised people are saying goldenmoon lmao probably because I look young 1 month ago  
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EXACTLY. Not so much the wish they were black ones, cuz that's not really a thing, there's no wishing to be black, rapping doesn't make u black 1 month ago  
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The burger is a regular burger. It's not a bacon burger, if it was the #1 which IS a bacon burger then she would be right. But when I told her everything that was on it, she said she didn't want any of that, just the ketchup and cheese. 1 month ago  
She did. She asked for Ketchup and Cheese only. When I told her what was on it I told her EVERYTHING, even the bacon. She said she didn't want ANY of that, just the ketchup and cheese. So that's what we gave her, dumbass. 1 month ago  
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I'm not either, I'm not religious 1 month ago  
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LMAO 1 month ago +1
Yes, I have no respects for athiests like supersaiyangod, but any other athiest if fine 1 month ago  
She asked what was on it, I told her, she aid she didn't want any of that, just the ketchup and cheese. So that's what we did. I get multiple orders like this everyday, even when it's a bacon burger and they order it with ONLY a certain thing, we don't put bacon, no complaints. 1 month ago  
mm same 1 month ago  
He's always been a loser and would start random arguments with me, especially on his questions on "myth or fact", he's one of those vegans that thinks us eating meat is murder, he's an atheist that craps on anyone who believes in god, and he's always giving people sh*t for having different opinions. 1 month ago  
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thats what im sayin 1 month ago  
imagine saying that you lied just to feel better about yourself, you're obvious the type of guy to sh*t on a table and do it multiple times, i wouldn't be surprised if you're doing it right now 1 month ago  
We DID make it with ONLY ketchup and cheese, read it again retard 1 month ago  
no i didnt get a call back from there 1 month ago  
At first, because of my bf, he was at the time the only thing I had to live for, when we broke up I planned it out, but then I found other things to live for, just can't mess that up now or I'm screwed 1 month ago +1
i'm deeeeead 1 month ago +1
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vroooooom vrooom brand nu rolex @sodium 1 month ago  
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Please just end your life already. 1 month ago +8
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I'm assuming you don't know, but I changed my name from MindlessPie to KoreanJesus. 1 month ago +6
An immature and entitled retard with no purpose in life other than to sh*t in napkins 1 month ago +4
im not toddlercuddler91 1 month ago +6
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you should go to jail, not only because what you did was disgusting, but i also really, really hate you as a human being 1 month ago +10
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my dad 1 month ago +3
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Try six, i've done that too much u.u 1 month ago +1
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no sh*t its cuz ive been gone but im back now yall whats up 1 month ago  
not really important but i am mixed so that makes me cooler 1 month ago  
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cuz ur gay 2 months ago +5
same bro we live in the same state let' meet up and talk to each other about our hate for negros 2 months ago  
no 2 months ago  
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:o 3 months ago +1
ew 3 months ago  
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mm i love mustard 3 months ago +1
i LOVE hot sauce 3 months ago +1
animals belong outside 3 months ago +2
omg yayy this is what i've been working hard for 3 months ago  
both rly pretty 3 months ago  
yay 3 months ago +3
no 3 months ago +3
i miss you so much ): 3 months ago  
ok 3 months ago  
ok 3 months ago  
yes 3 months ago  
so i can die 3 months ago +1
yay 3 months ago  
both tbh 3 months ago +1
gwen...mm big tiddie goth gf 3 months ago +3
loved that show 3 months ago +2
nvm 3 months ago +1
idk 3 months ago  
No, some stuff is ok, but it looks corny and cringy, it gives me secondhand embarrassment. 3 months ago  
do ur research fam, the answer is clear no 3 months ago +1
Haven't seen it yet but I can already tell B is terrible 3 months ago +1
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lmao 3 months ago +2
he so cuuute 3 months ago  
hell yea 3 months ago  
ikr lmao 3 months ago +3
very 3 months ago  
yes i know who he is 3 months ago +1
what a cutie 3 months ago +1
hellyeah 3 months ago  
true but if im being honest I did it to make my crush fill it out and then chose him as a winner xd 3 months ago  
lmaooo 3 months ago +1
ur cringy 3 months ago +7
omg ur back!!! it's mp btw 3 months ago +1
ew 3 months ago  
same, come to dairy queen and i get u all cookie dough fr 4 months ago  
mayo is gross 4 months ago  
i like 4 months ago  
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she's a skinny legend. we love an emo shishtar 4 months ago +1
ew 4 months ago  
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okay dady 4 months ago  
THEY CANT REACH 100 FIRST. THIS ISNT FCKING FAIR 4 months ago +1
idc 4 months ago +1
way better 4 months ago  
i hate tgay ): 4 months ago +1
She's funny, B is just a terrible human being 4 months ago +3
nah my accent is hotter than those snobby brits 4 months ago +2
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true, unlike trump 4 months ago +1
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na 4 months ago  
I feel it 4 months ago  
yah yeet 4 months ago +1
ok 4 months ago +1
same 4 months ago  
dragah is just some edgy emo kid but what Bella did was not so skinny legend of her 4 months ago +4
yay 4 months ago  
Idk never been, I want to though, seems nice enough. 4 months ago  
who?? 4 months ago +1
excuse me what the f***? 4 months ago  
ikr lmao 4 months ago +1
why not? 4 months ago +1
:DD 4 months ago +1
usman 4 months ago +1
im not here ): 4 months ago +1
It's pretty obvious that she has real depression and not fake depression, her tourettes plays a big part in that too 4 months ago  
She is, maybe you should actually listen to her music 4 months ago  
she's not fake depressed lmao, although fake depression is extremely annoying 4 months ago  
yes please do you won't regret it 4 months ago +1
fax 4 months ago +1
at least i'm getting protein 4 months ago  
Thank u jeebus 4 months ago  
you were great! 4 months ago  
wholesome 4 months ago  
same 4 months ago  
I hate coffee 4 months ago  
Probably less painful 4 months ago +1
I mean yeah life sucks but it could get better. I don't want anyone to die 4 months ago +2
ok 4 months ago  
lol 4 months ago  
i dont want to be stuck with my own thoughts 4 months ago  
i dont mind dying 4 months ago  
looks good ig 4 months ago  
probably wanna see what it's like to be a peasant tbh 4 months ago  
woudln't be surprised 4 months ago  
yay 4 months ago  
oh sh*t 4 months ago  
yee 4 months ago +2
Here's a story I saw a while ago on reddit that I think would be a terrible way to go. The first thing they do is set up a tent around you. Not a big tent, but enough to give you privacy, because as soon as those cars are uncoupled, you're dead. They tarp off the bottom of the coupler, so that you don't get the image that you're talking to just a torso. They ask who you want to see before you die, if you have a wife, a priest, co-workers or anyone else that you want to say your last words to. They also get a doctor on-site to administer drugs and final care to you. All of this happens very quickly, because you don't have a ton of time, but it is a slow death. The old timer had pictures of the guy coupled, the tent being set up, the coupler being tarped, pictures of the wife entering in tears, pictures of the wife leaving in tears and pictures of what happened after the guy was uncoupled. The one that got me was the picture of his kids talking to him through the tent side, he wanted to tell his kids he loved them one last time, but didn't want them to see him in that condition. It is not a user friendly experience. This guy got caught between the couplers because he thought he could beat a slow moving train car and against one of the train-worker's warnings, he gave it a shot anyway. He lost. When backing up a train with multiple cars, the cars can gain or lose speed quickly because couplers are not a rigid connection. It just so happened that he got in the middle just as the cars picked up a bit of speed, he hesitated and that was that. After you say your goodbyes, and in this instance, the doctor loaded the guy up with a bunch of morphine and they uncoupled the train, at which point every internal organ that was where it was supposed to be when the train was coupled, slid out and onto the ground and half a torso dropped out. 4 months ago +6
Anyone could have my name lmao 4 months ago +1
ew 4 months ago +1
happened to me too 4 months ago +2
sure 4 months ago +2
ok 4 months ago  
yes i am woman 4 months ago  
ok 4 months ago  
yay 4 months ago +2
yes he did 4 months ago  
way better 4 months ago  
my favorite genre is country 4 months ago +1
i love taki 4 months ago  
lmao 4 months ago  
it's not 2012 anymore, no one talks like this 4 months ago +6
bro it's a joke 4 months ago  
kill yourself loser 4 months ago +1
:ooo ur back 4 months ago  
die 4 months ago  
they did ): 4 months ago  
they mute me for no reason it's rude. I don't even mute anon 4 months ago +2
same 4 months ago +4
It's Billie Eilish you daft cunt 4 months ago +4
LMAO 4 months ago +2
gotta go fast 4 months ago +1
Never been to either but I wanna go 4 months ago +1
or recycle 4 months ago  
yeet 4 months ago +1
because this is a war i'm brave enough for fight for 4 months ago +3
good, better than 1,000 4 months ago +3
b looks gross 4 months ago +1
damn u right 4 months ago +1
lmao it does 4 months ago +1
They're stupid, but inform them how to clean their pc 4 months ago +1
better 4 months ago +1
me + u 4 months ago +5
oaml yya 4 months ago +1
ok lol 4 months ago +1
better 4 months ago  
yeeeet 4 months ago +1
depends tbh 4 months ago +1
yes 4 months ago +1
oke i believe u 4 months ago +1
yeet 4 months ago +1
obviously 5 months ago +1
hot 5 months ago  
relatable 5 months ago  
i aint gay 5 months ago +2
lmao 5 months ago  
You're old enough to be a vet 5 months ago  
What is this? Ekzymore making non-meme questions...this is illegal 5 months ago +1
duh, do you really think i'm a productive person? 5 months ago +2
nigger ill do it myself then 5 months ago  
this question is hilarious, my stomach hurts from laughing so much 5 months ago  
Yes! I have a lot of songs I would request. 5 months ago  
Probably, I like discovering new things, especially music 5 months ago +1
that's retarded 5 months ago  
yes, but in my eyes anyone can use it given the context 5 months ago  
mm 5 months ago +1
for real 5 months ago  
Yes i know 5 months ago  
YAY 5 months ago  
a is racist u know lol 5 months ago +1
yay 5 months ago  
ur black tho 5 months ago +1
i'm half black so A wouldn't end well 5 months ago  
both will make me weak lmao 5 months ago +2
good job fellow soilder 5 months ago  
thanks sir 5 months ago +1
yes 5 months ago +1
you don't really get sick every year... 5 months ago  
i got alex to ban toddlerfondler wbu 5 months ago +1
I'm vaccinated and only sick for a few days as well. So are any other normal humans 5 months ago  
hes banned lmao 5 months ago  
lmao 5 months ago  
duh 5 months ago +1
o no b is scary :c 5 months ago +1
Obviously 5 months ago  
You're lying. That's impossible, stop trying to seem special. 5 months ago  
I'm not retarded, thanks 5 months ago +1
Measles and Polio is coming back thanks to you anti-vaxxers 5 months ago +1
Basically 5 months ago +1
ye 5 months ago +1
no lmao 5 months ago  
i like cake 5 months ago  
duh 5 months ago  
fax 5 months ago  
Already am 5 months ago  
yes 5 months ago +1
and you is retard 5 months ago +2
I bet the only evidence you have is from that documentary. Do your research, unbiased. Really, and you will see why it's obvious he's innocent. 5 months ago  
This is true 5 months ago  
A mix of both but more B 5 months ago  
I took the time and concluded he was innocent. 5 months ago  
I'm not even a huge fan of his music. Maybe if you actually did your research you would see that it's pretty obvious he's innocent 5 months ago  
Micheal is innocent 5 months ago  
I don't know where you got this information, but your research is biased and wrong. 5 months ago  
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