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Joined on November 5th, 2014 (1,661 days ago)

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Would you rather IRL: Possess crystal clear vision, & extremely low FPS or IRL: Possess extremely blurry vision, & pitch perfect FPS 1 month ago 60 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who’s better Benito Mussolini or Joseph Stalin 1 year ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a lifespan of 20 minutes or 5 Billion years 1 year ago 104 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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2018 predictions ~~~~ It will be better than 2017 or It's gonna suck giant wangs like the previous two years 1 year ago 65 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather LoGaN pAuL or Random forest in Japan 1 year ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather t h i c c or e x t r a t h i c c 1 year ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jake Paul or Asian Jake Paul 1 year ago 49 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who would win a roast war? Logan Paul or A random Swedish comedian 1 year ago 41 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to prevent every cancerous trend/meme to ever come into existence or Nuke the shet out of North Korea and then telling them it was just a prank 1 year ago 69 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who will Win? #4 The Russian Ground Forces or Buzzfeed's employees 2 years ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Hashtags are ~~~ Annoying, Stupid, Dumb, Dead, Pointless, For Idiots or Fun 2 years ago 106 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Who do you think will win the 2017 Oscars? La La Land or Moonlight 2 years ago 70 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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How was Superbowl 2017 everyone? It was fun :D or I hated it 2 years ago 83 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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R I P Obama 2009-2017 YAY or Good Riddance 2 years ago 83 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a vaccination shot or Get shot 2 years ago 137 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which is more cancerous? Cringy Vine challenges or Sweatshirt 2 years ago 87 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Vastly improve our country's national security border or Grab America's broken government by the pu$$y 2 years ago 91 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Last Rrrather question of my entire life (not xD) - No.130. | Would you Rather Only be able to say every word that ever exists ONCE. (After that you can't say the word you already said again) or Have a big red button on your chest (about the size of your head) that says "Self-Destruct" 2 years ago 128 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Which celebrity death was more significant/had a greater impact? (this applies to you personally) THE GREATEST or THE GREATEST MUSIC ARTIST THAT EVER LIVED 2 years ago 83 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Surviving in Birkenau: Would you rather Take as many relatives as you can, and attempt to flee the infamous murder factory, knowing that some of then will not make it. or Abandon everyone else in attempt to escape the camp, knowing you might feel some guilt if you do make it out. 3 years ago 62 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Talk like Rocky Balboa (post 1980's) wether you're male or female or Recieve a 2000 psi punch to the nards..(Yeah, you have no protection whatsoever) 3 years ago 98 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should I eat this ghost peppah..?1? Yes or Hell Yes 3 years ago 135 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a physical manifestation of your body/parts or Serve a tyrant for centuries whom you can't escape from, in which you have lost the concept of reality 3 years ago 129 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your Heart on Fire or have strong desire 3 years ago 111 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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It's the year 2550.....What'll Earth be like..... A planet full of luxurious cities or An abandoned planet full of trash and toxic pollutants 3 years ago 130 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Or be this sexy nigga or Be this dude 3 years ago 92 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sleep in a coffin with a dead corpse over night or Have Ronald McDonald stalk you everywhere you go 3 years ago 74 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have lots of subscribers but not that many video views or Have lots of video views but not that many subscribers 3 years ago 89 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Do the ACTUAL moonwalk (not Michael Jackson's backslide version, which was a common misconception between the two) or Do the anti-gravity lean 3 years ago 107 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go on a 3 month vacation 2 times a year or Go on a 6 month vacation once a year 3 years ago 90 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Date this hotty or Date this monstrosity 3 years ago 97 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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One day your homie decides to prank you really bad (don't ask me what kind of prank) Would you rather Prank the homie really bad as well or Whoop that ass 3 years ago 112 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lift 100 lb for 20 seconds or Lift 20 lb for 2 minutes 3 years ago 167 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Realize that a girl named Billie is not your lover or Realize it's close to midnight and there's something evil lurking in the dark 3 years ago 147 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight for your country in a time of war, knowing that you will die heroically and be remembered or Stay neutral when your country is at war ( ex: not being part of the military), knowing that you will also die, lost and forgotten 3 years ago 123 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die in the most epic way possible or Live in the heart of a dead Volcano 3 years ago 129 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be forced to sing Baby everywhere you go or Be molested by JB 7 times a day 3 years ago 103 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be forced to eat something you absolutely hate or Tell your most embarrassing moment in your life as a presentation 3 years ago 144 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Visit Arkham Asylum or Visit Mount Massive Asylum 3 years ago 132 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Shocking facts #1: Which fact is more shocking? In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child or The COLOR you paint your bedroom can change your destiny 3 years ago 133 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry a lamp or Take care of a drunk Guinea Pig 3 years ago 116 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a cone with no ice cream or Eat syrup with no waffle 3 years ago 185 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Talk like Siri or Sing like Eduard Khil 3 years ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sleep next to a hungry lion or Sleep on the edge of an active volcano 3 years ago 107 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Muscle augmentation or Brain augmentation 3 years ago 115 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloo- NO!!! DON'T SAY IT!!! or YES!!! SAY IT!!! 3 years ago 105 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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You just made a deal with a spy, to enter Area 51 and spy on the suspicious activities going on there. At the same time you also made a deal with a criminal, who wants you to rob banks until you and him get filthy rich. Would you rather Rob the bank or Spy on Area 51 3 years ago 101 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take a shower once a year or Go outside once a year 3 years ago 134 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live the best life you've ever had or Play the best video game you've ever played 3 years ago 124 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Count every star in the universe or Count every hair on your body 3 years ago 113 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be able to eat or Never be able to sleep 3 years ago 137 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Earn $0.05 every 3 seconds for 2 years or Earn $20,000,000 once in your entire life 3 years ago 137 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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You decide to buy some lottery tickets. You come upon 2 lottery machines, lottery machine A will grant you $20 million, but there's only a 20% chance of winning. However, lottery machine B will only grant you $5 million but there's a 60% chance of winning. Which machine would you rather go to? Lottery machine A or Lottery machine B 3 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never have summer vacation or Never have weekends 3 years ago 129 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have all electronic devices banned from school or Have the minimum passing grade change from a D to a B 3 years ago 112 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat only roadkill for the rest of your life or Have everyone else sound like Gilbert Gottfried 3 years ago 119 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Enter a parallel universe and never be able to come back to the universe you were once from or Travel to another planet that can support life and live there for the rest of your life 3 years ago 156 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Part 5: Ending: After winning in the arena, the villagers see you as their hero, and want you to stay on the island. Would you rather Stay or Leave 3 years ago 65 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Part 4: The Arena: Some local villagers herd about how you killed a yeti. They want you to participate in the Arena, where you have to fight carnivorus animals with only what is available in the arena. Do you accept? Challenge Accepted or Oh God No... 3 years ago 92 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Part 3: First Blood: You kill the yeti, but you also suffer from serious injuries. Your leg is broken, some of your rib bones are broken, and you have a gash along your back. Next plan? Attempt to find a nearby village or Wait for a group of people to rescue you 3 years ago 112 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Part 2: Encounter with the Beast: You successfully escaped the room. Now you find yourself right in front of a hungry yeti, what do you do? Fight it or Scream 3 years ago 127 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Yeti's: An Ancient Race: Part 1: Trapped. You're trapped in some kind of mysterious room. What do you do? Bust out or Crawl through the vent 4 years ago 125 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Climb up a cliff with no safety gear or Walk across a tight rope that's 80ft long and 2000 ft off the ground 4 years ago 165 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Walk into a cemetery alone for $50 or Sing Dora the Explorer throughout the entire day for $100 4 years ago 161 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a potato and feel its pain or Be a potato 4 years ago 156 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have whatever you want, wherever you want or Have whatever you want, whenever you want 4 years ago 132 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuffed in a locker or Jump off the Empire State Building 4 years ago 143 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry a hot chick who's WAY too sexually attracted to you or Marry an old lady who treats you like you're her bitch 4 years ago 2,582 votes 65 comments 2 likes
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Would you rather Be sexually attracted to a fruit or Have Cheetos dust permanently stuck to your fingers 4 years ago 147 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If you were to not finish a project by the end of the deadline, would you rather Get an extension or Move on to the next project, assignment, etc whilst forgetting about your previous assignment 4 years ago 105 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your face constantly itch or Have your bum constantly itch 4 years ago 157 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have it rain all year or Have it snow all year 4 years ago 134 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be mentally strong, but not physically strong or Be physically strong, but not mentally strong 4 years ago 187 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fail a midterm exam in high school or Fail 8th grade 4 years ago 134 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die at the age of 16 or Kill your best friend 4 years ago 152 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be homies with this dude or Be homies with this dude 4 years ago 495 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Run for president or Win $1 million in the lottery 4 years ago 372 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Do the impossibru or See the invisibru 4 years ago 117 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Do a leap of faith or tickle Mufasa 4 years ago 131 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Visit this place for 1 week or Visit this place for 1 week 4 years ago 100 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight this guy or Fight this guy 4 years ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never get caught watching porn or Always get caught playing on the computer when you're supposed to be in bed 4 years ago 131 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Can you find the the mistake? Option#1 or Option#2 4 years ago 78 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ask a rrrather question or Ask a rather question 4 years ago 96 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get rid of every annoying ass 7 year old COD fanboys there are or Get rid of every hardcore Blieber fans there are 4 years ago 110 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you like how YouTube was back in 2008 or how it is in 2015 4 years ago 154 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to breath underwater indefinitely or Have some sick night vision 4 years ago 179 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never grow old or Never grow up 4 years ago 179 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go out with her or Bang her 4 years ago 170 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Attempt to sneak into Area 51. or Attempt to sneak into the Google HQ's data center. 4 years ago 161 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be burned alive, just so you can get rescued and be equipped with a powerful life support armored suit. or Losing your hand just so you can have a powerful cybernetic hand. 4 years ago 143 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live to do everything you've always desired knowing that all of it will come at a cost in the end. or Live like you've never knew any of your friends or family but they'll still forever remain in your heart. 4 years ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Bob's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name? Bob or June 4 years ago 156 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather prefere Horse shit or Car exhaust 4 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Buy a brand new computer for $1,000 or Buy a used computer for $400 4 years ago 146 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you encounter a kid raging over Minecraft, what would you do? Ban the fucker or Watch him rage to your amusement 4 years ago 116 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Should people get arrested for un-authorized psychiatric care? Yes or No 4 years ago 126 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be in a hurry all the time or Never be in a hurry at all 4 years ago 169 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fail a History class or Fail a Science class 4 years ago 118 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who will win? #3 400 M4 Shermans or 128 Tiger I's 4 years ago 67 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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If you realized your house was haunted, what would you do? GTFO or Call in some paranormal experts 4 years ago 122 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who will win in a one-on-one duel? #2 Jeff the Killer or Eyeless Jack 4 years ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Invent a time machine or Invent a teleporter 4 years ago 170 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which computer brand is better? Alienware or Razer 4 years ago 97 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Troll a troll or Ban all trolls 4 years ago 132 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to go to school on the weekends, but you never have to take tests and never receive homework. or Don't go to school on the weekdays, but your parents give you homework and tests everyday. 4 years ago 132 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have sex 6 times a day or Have sex once a year 4 years ago 156 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Here are the two different endings: After walking for a few miles, you notice a familiar town. You realize it's your hometown. The End or After walking for a little bit, you all of a sudden find yourself in your bed. It was just a dream you sigh in relief. The End 4 years ago 115 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Part 7: Decision: You find yourself in the middle of two dirt paths. Which path would you like to choose? (Each path leads to a different ending.) Path A or Path B 4 years ago 132 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Part 6: Escape: You've made your way out of the mansion. You stumble upon a very high fence. What do you do to escape? Climb the fence or Dig a hole under the fence 4 years ago 135 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Part 5: A Tough Decision: You stumble upon two more doors. One leads to the basement, and the other leads to the attic. Which one do you choose? The basement or The attic 4 years ago 98 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Part 4: The Chasm: You see a giant hole in the middle of the floor. You suspect something as big as an elevator must've fell through. You see a rope hanging from the ceiling, just low enough for you to grab. Then you see some wooden planks sticking out of the hole. What do you do? Attempt to swing across the chasm to safety or Attempt to walk across the wooden planks to safety 4 years ago 92 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Part 3: The Hallway. You are walking through a long, narrow hallway, you see two seperate paths. Which path do you choose to reach the first checkpoint? The path on the left or The path on the right 4 years ago 131 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Part 2: The Descent: You see 2 stairwells. Which one do you choose to descend away from the burning room? Stairwell A or Stairwell B 4 years ago 141 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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The Mansion. Part 1: The Burning Room: You are trapped in a burning room. Which door do you open to exit the room? Door A or Door B 4 years ago 157 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a slow computer with excellent internet connection or Have a fast computer with crappy internet connection 4 years ago 154 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat 20 waffles in one sitting or Eat 4 mega cookies in one sitting 4 years ago 250 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You're standing on a balcony in the Circus Krone Building in 1925. You see Hitler about make his speech, what do you do? Attempt to toss a grenade down on him or Attempt to headshot him with a pistol (you only have one bullet) 4 years ago 178 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Vomit all day or Have diarrhea all day 4 years ago 153 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have pizza without cheese or tomato sauce or Have a sundae without ice cream 4 years ago 183 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the computer is one of the best things ever invented? HELL YEAH! or No 4 years ago 152 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use cash or Use a credit card 4 years ago 185 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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You're stranded in the middle of the Sahara Desert, What do you do? Attempt to survive as long as you can or Seek for help 4 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have all of your fingers amputated or Have all of your limbs amputated 4 years ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which candidate deserved to win the 2012 presidential election? Barack Obama or Mitt Romney 4 years ago 163 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Idiot Test: Click on the red square to prove that you're not an idiot. Square #1 or Square #2 4 years ago 178 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Earn $400 every day for the rest of your life. or Earn $500,000 every day for 2 weeks. 4 years ago 193 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make a career off of YouTube or Have the best job in the world with high income 4 years ago 175 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live a life as an idiot but go to heaven when you die or Live a life as a wealthy, happy person but go to hell when you die 4 years ago 152 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Barney haunt you for the rest of your life or Have every Creepypasta ask you out on a date 4 years ago 119 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be molested by SpongeBob Squarepants or Be molested by Patrick Star 4 years ago 131 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Your parents ask you to do your homework before you browse on the computer. What would you say to them? Ok mommy! or HELL NO, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 4 years ago 207 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get blamed for something you didn't do or Blaming others for something they didn't do 4 years ago 157 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a rotten tomato or Eat a rotten banana 4 years ago 136 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which game is more difficult? The Impossible Game or Super Hexagon 4 years ago 146 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be an assassin or Be a Spy 4 years ago 171 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fart Rainbows or Shit Halos 4 years ago 131 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who will Win? #2 Elsa or The Terminator 4 years ago 154 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who will Win? #1 Pink Frosted Sprinkled Donut or BBQ Rib 4 years ago 107 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the power of Self-Duplication or Have the power of Invulnerability 4 years ago 141 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be stuck in a traffic jam for 5 hours or Be stuck in line for 5 hours 4 years ago 133 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play 5 Nights at Freddy's at night or Play Slenderman in real life 4 years ago 119 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Stand alone against 50 PzKpfw VI Tiger I's or Stand alone against 2 Pzkpfw VIII Maus's 4 years ago 88 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather find yourself in some unknown area somewhere in the world, every time you wake up or find yourself in the basement underneath the couch or table, every time you wake up 4 years ago 159 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stuck in Paris during the Nazi occupation of France in 1942 or be stuck in Boston during the Siege of Boston in 1776 4 years ago 165 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have prosthetic arms and hands or prosthetic legs and feet 4 years ago 164 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fart every 5 seconds whenever you are asked to do a presentation in front of the class. or always forget to put on your clothes every morning. 4 years ago 197 votes 7 comments 0 likes

Meisterplier has posted the following comments:

Oh sheeeeeet 1 month ago  
At least you're still here, that's gotta count for something 6 months ago  
11,601 words; this is a f-cking world record 6 months ago  
good point 6 months ago  
Alexw doesn't care at this point 10 months ago  
Do u even english 11 months ago  
If only he looked like that in real life lol 1 year ago  
p ussy juice 1 year ago  
Link to your channel? 1 year ago  
good point lol 1 year ago  
But was his mother a terrorist? lmfao 1 year ago  
i don't see the downside 1 year ago +2
I like how Jake Paul tries desperately to keep dead trends relevant 1 year ago +1
yep haha 1 year ago  
prevent the existence of CNN 1 year ago +2
Never heard of TYT 1 year ago  
good choice 1 year ago +1
sh*t wrong choice 1 year ago  
(not clickbait) (GIVEAWAY IN DESCRIPTION) (going 2 delete this soon) 1 year ago +2
Stinks less obviously 1 year ago  
Strengthen my pain immunity ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1 year ago  
i can only dream 1 year ago  
He's the purest form of an American fckboy 1 year ago  
He must be new 1 year ago  
where did you find these pics? 1 year ago  
He made Germany great again 1 year ago  
ur questions never fail to make me laugh. GJ 1 year ago  
we found ourselves an SJW 1 year ago +1
Either way, these questions are still worthy of my vote lol 1 year ago  
Hard to believe that Alexw approves these questions lmao 1 year ago +1
#FraudNewsNetwork 1 year ago +1
Morgan Freeman is an example 1 year ago  
Bro, at least keep the one's that don't harm the countries society. 1 year ago  
the mainstream media is the 3rd reich 1 year ago  
bald guy vs gay men 1 year ago  
wut 1 year ago  
thanks lmao 1 year ago  
nah 1 year ago +3
Why can't we just call an aerial strike on CNN headquarters? 1 year ago +1
Mine are 20,161 times slower 1 year ago  
Considering you're his #1 fan lmao 1 year ago  
FEGELEIN 1 year ago  
all of it will be taken away I guess? 2 years ago  
ur a ghost o___________________________o 2 years ago  
All the "good" users are dead 2 years ago  
Watch calculus porn 2 years ago +4
it's a joke calm down bruh 2 years ago  
Build moar gas chambers 2 years ago  
B is a gay faggot 2 years ago  
"Sexual attraction is the attraction on the basis of sexual desire or the quality of arousing such interest. Sexual attractiveness or sex appeal is an individual's ability to attract the sexual or erotic interest of another person and is a factor in sexual selection or mate choice." 2 years ago  
A is shet B is godly 2 years ago  
thanks 2 years ago  
go for it 2 years ago  
I picked A, what are you gonna do ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? 2 years ago  
Lol seems like you can't take a satire joke. Sad 2 years ago  
Porn is better 2 years ago  
It was a joke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
the shape of my ass 2 years ago  
I'll fetch my AK47 how bout dat 2 years ago  
I don't want to know him 2 years ago +1
Nah we enjoy watching SJW's being screwed by Lord Trump 2 years ago  
"Leaving" As in not logging into your account again after 2 days. 2 years ago  
You love him 2 years ago  
how bow dah 2 years ago  
Anything but gay marriage 2 years ago  
Me neither lol 2 years ago +1
Same 2 years ago  
PewDiePie is a cancerous FilthyFrank wannabe 2 years ago +2
All hail the Trumpreich 2 years ago +1
Hitler > Obama 2 years ago +1
Ayy 420 votes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
A criminal is your senpai? 2 years ago  
Shit wrong answer 2 years ago  
I'd rather not get shot 2 years ago  
Neither 2 years ago +2
As we can see in this photo, Hillary seems to be wearing an extremely rare, one of a kind KKK outfit. 2 years ago  
His presidency is 2 years ago  
haha 2 years ago  
Both are cancer 2 years ago  
James Garfield had the shortest Presidency 2 years ago  
RIP Masturbating 2 years ago  
misclick F UCK 2 years ago  
But whataver 2 years ago  
Both have autistic fanbases 2 years ago  
"An Error Was Encountered." We could not check if you were logged in 2 years ago  
Why 2 years ago  
thanx 2 years ago  
By a landslide 2 years ago  
51% are insane 2 years ago  
phuck dat site 2 years ago  
Why not both 2 years ago  
sheeit 2 years ago  
Trump2016 2 years ago  
Emperor Trump will rule America, alongside his apprentice Darth Pence. 2 years ago +1
America already lost fam 2 years ago  
By a mile 2 years ago  
Cause the US needs another 9/11 2 years ago  
"Duhh I'm moving to Canada." , You sure? Cause your gonna be missing out on all the fun. :D 2 years ago  
Ew, Hillary looks fúckin ugly 2 years ago  
Savage 2 years ago  
ILF is a Trump supporter. High five 2 years ago  
Anything to revive this sh*thole of a country smh 2 years ago  
you misspelled Better 2 years ago +2
Why did I even make this question.. Lmfao 2 years ago +1
The button works fyi smh tf lul 2 years ago  
Less cancerous 2 years ago +1
I'd rather have an asshole for president than Al Capone 2 years ago  
o really haha 2 years ago  
Neither .......lol 2 years ago  
@ilovefreedom That's my sister, fr. 2 years ago  
sad 2 years ago  
ahh 2 years ago  
wrong one sh*t 2 years ago  
nice pun lol 2 years ago  
you just chose one lol 2 years ago  
The question is asking, which death "shocked" you more per say,..hard to explain lul 2 years ago  
good thinking lol 2 years ago +1
...Back when every single question wasn't taken.. 2 years ago  
this question was one year ago, my view on sexuality has changed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
yee cant argue on that. Only went to mcdonalds a few times tho (in the course of 4 yrs) 2 years ago  
i forgot i posted this comment xD and true 2 years ago  
Same lol 2 years ago  
I forgot i even made this question lmfao 2 years ago  
This site is tiring me out *-* 3 years ago  
Your whalecum 3 years ago  
This was 11 months ago soo I'm not makin questions like these anymore. Yw 3 years ago  
imagine a little girl talking like Balboa ^ 3 years ago +1
why you do this....and why am i commenting on an 11 yr old post 3 years ago +2
oh yea nice avatar lmfao 3 years ago  
as true as it can be imo 3 years ago  
now you 13 3 years ago  
yeye 3 years ago  
Analyze the pic lol 3 years ago  
I see what your thinking lmfao 3 years ago  
They asses goin get shot 3 years ago  
What if the meaty girl has an ugly face and what if the boney girl has a beautiful face..lmao 3 years ago +1
Yay he hit 1M votes 3 years ago  
Seems legit... 3 years ago  
makes sense..lol 3 years ago  
Almost to 1M votes :p 3 years ago  
yeah, shut up happynote 3 years ago +1
#IDFK 3 years ago  
It's CGI.. 3 years ago  
If this reaches 1,000,000 votes... 3 years ago  
TELL ME YOURE SECRET BRUH 3 years ago  
Just found out their name of origin, and it turns out "booby" means "stupid/clown" 3 years ago +1
Why the hell are those birds called boobies?? 3 years ago  
#YOLOIDKWHATITLLDOBUTITHINKITSTHERIGHTCHOICETOMAKE 3 years ago  
how do YOU know? lol 3 years ago +1
How bout 300 lb just for you bruh 3 years ago  
Cause everybody hates him lol 3 years ago  
look at this: http://amazinginfos.com/bedroom-paint-color-changes-destiny/ 3 years ago  
http://amazinginfos.com/bedroom-paint-color-changes-destiny/ 3 years ago  
It was some kind of ad 3 years ago  
ok 3 years ago  
Yes? 3 years ago  
Haha 3 years ago  
Lol 3 years ago  
You can't take baths either 3 years ago  
no you cant 3 years ago  
no you cant 3 years ago  
A survival series 3 years ago  
*Laughs* 3 years ago +1
It's 2000 ft above the ground 3 years ago  
Acutally they won't know the answer to the previous question, when the proceed to the next question. 4 years ago  
Lol 4 years ago  
Yes I fking do 4 years ago  
Yeah, cause you chose option B. 4 years ago  
No 99% for you hahahaha 4 years ago  
Let us say that you're 18 years old, you would've been dead 2 years ago. 4 years ago  
then everybody will be like "HOLY SHEEIT!" 4 years ago  
Yes he has 4 years ago  
Lol, why did you choose that option then? 4 years ago  
Haha 4 years ago  
The one movie I could name that shouldn't even exist is fvcking Dora the Explorer: Let's Party 4 years ago  
Lol I edited the second choice 4 years ago  
N00B 4 years ago  
someday you will 4 years ago  
lol 4 years ago  
Yup. It's the Mount Massive Asylum 4 years ago  
well yeah, that's what i meant. 4 years ago  
Yeah, but imagine swinging a 10 lb weight over and over again for a long time. Wouldn't that make you tired? 4 years ago  
I've read, that those swords can weigh up to 10 lb's 4 years ago  
In the game, he actually can. 4 years ago  
*sticks out chest* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! 4 years ago  
Yao Ming is not ugly 4 years ago  
Lol, you're funny bra 4 years ago  
you're the dumbass 4 years ago  
Reasons why Europe sucks: (1) 2 world wars, (2) Hitler, (3) Naziism, (4) Socialism, (5) Communism, (6) Mussolini, (7) Catholicism, (8) Terrible weather, (9) Comminazis, (10) Eurotrash, (11) The Spice Girls, (12) Their toilets, (13) Their pansy ass cars, (14) Germany and France suck especially for not backing us up when we've backed them up so many times it's ridiculous, (15) The total devastation of America, Africa, and Asia as a result of European Imperialism, (16) I'm sure there's plenty more things out there that I dont f**king know. But apart from that, I'm pretty sure the negative parts of Europe far outweigh the redeeming factors it might have. Have a nice day. 4 years ago  
lmao 4 years ago  
roflmao xD 4 years ago  
Totally A 4 years ago +1
she's hotter tho o.o 4 years ago +2
I'll never die 4 years ago +1
Ewww 4 years ago +1
lol 4 years ago +1
Exactly, if I put the answer in the description, everyone will choose the right answer. 4 years ago +1
Neither 4 years ago +3
Bing sucks! 4 years ago +3
McDonalds foods have so much fat in them. 4 years ago +1
Who's whiteboy7thst? 4 years ago +5
Lambo 4 years ago +1
I'd rather kill both of them. 4 years ago +3
For the 16th time 4 years ago +1
Alienware ftw! 4 years ago +1
Totally agree with you 4 years ago +1
For the 15th time srsly!?!? 4 years ago +3
Never heard of these two. 4 years ago +1
Halo's better 4 years ago +2
I'd rather not live somewhere that consists of stone walls everywhere. 4 years ago +3
This isn't a tech question. 4 years ago +3
Techno looks like a car from 2030 4 years ago +3
I can watch stuff on my computer. 4 years ago +3
You can run people over 4 years ago +2
Apple sucks 4 years ago +2
This isn't a tech question goddammit 4 years ago +3
Neither 4 years ago +1
Minecraft runs between 20-50 fops for me 4 years ago +1
Alienware 4 years ago +1
Neither of them bastards 4 years ago +1
PvZ Garden Warfare hell yeah!! 4 years ago +2
Thank god there's no Banette here 4 years ago +1
Every Apple question, there's a Banette 4 years ago +2
OH GOD!, EWWW 4 years ago +4
Google 4 years ago +3
Mmmmm cupcakes 4 years ago +1
I totally agree 4 years ago +1
For the 13th time, WTF is with these questions?? 4 years ago +2
The universe's more interesting. 4 years ago +1
My instincts tell me there's a Banette in the comment section somewhere. 4 years ago +1
Country music sucks 4 years ago +3
Lifting weights 4 years ago +1
For the 12th time 4 years ago +2
Never went on reddit before 4 years ago +4
A sleeping dart 4 years ago +1
*Turns on phone* Magic! 4 years ago +4
exactly 4 years ago +1
:D 4 years ago +1
Favela looks cleaner 4 years ago +2
Neither of them 4 years ago +2
He is 4 years ago +1
I can listen to music on my PC 4 years ago +1
Dammit! wrong button. 4 years ago +2
Both 4 years ago +1
Every question involving Apple products, I see a Banette. 4 years ago +2
No one uses Bing 4 years ago +3
CoD sucks 4 years ago +2
Looks like frozen piss topped with poo 4 years ago +1
Hell yeah! 4 years ago +2
I hate dancing, so yeah 4 years ago +1
Seen this question like 10 times 4 years ago +4
My gf (I ever had one) would look hot in a thong. 4 years ago +1
The same questions over and over... 4 years ago +6
I can watch stuff on my computer 4 years ago +1
What's with these CoD questions? 4 years ago +2
Tomahawk chop is my death blow 4 years ago +6
Lamborghini ftw 4 years ago +1
No wonder I kept seeing this network called Cisco64835 or something 4 years ago +1
What's a boxee box? 4 years ago +7
Ikr 4 years ago +2
Blackberry sucks 4 years ago +2
Mmmm 4 years ago +2
Why is this in the tech catagory? 4 years ago +1
This isn't tech 4 years ago +1
Less money 4 years ago +2
What's with these questions?? I keep seeing them! 4 years ago +1
I can regenerate into a guy 4 years ago +2
This question has been asked so many times before 4 years ago +5
If it's preschool math, then yeah 4 years ago  
Rappings not a sport 4 years ago +2
Yup 4 years ago  
Neither 4 years ago  
PC ftw 4 years ago +7
This question has already been asked. 4 years ago  
At least I wouldn't have to undergo surgery 4 years ago +1
CoD advanced warfare 4 years ago  
LoL is fun 4 years ago  
I have a PC Optimizer 4 years ago  
I can make a portal to the computer to save time and energy! 4 years ago  
MK9 has way more blood and gore. Just saying 4 years ago +16
If I share it with someone else, they'd probably f**k it up. 4 years ago  
dafuq is a honeycomb tablet?? 4 years ago +3
The graphics are way better 4 years ago  
MAH BALLZ!!!! 4 years ago  
Armor games has more games 4 years ago +2
The pics are kinda blurry 4 years ago  
I have a Logitech webcam 260 4 years ago  
Pictures always look better with color 4 years ago  
Shit! Didn't read the question correctly and voted for the computer. Meant to vote for the TV. 4 years ago  
neither 4 years ago  
That was a little mishap x) 4 years ago  
Yup, there workplace is Epic 4 years ago  
Ikr Bing is mean 4 years ago  
PCs are so much better. you can download a whole lot more stuff than you can on a Mac. 4 years ago  
Why would I use a blackberry? 4 years ago  
Chrome is better 4 years ago  
I couldn't find a very good picture though :/ 4 years ago  
I'll be the one and only human speedster :D 4 years ago  
good point 4 years ago  
lol 4 years ago  
hmm, good idea 4 years ago  
keep it up man 4 years ago  
you'll see in the next part 4 years ago  
the blueprints were burned up 4 years ago  
no, you're an ordinary person 4 years ago  
There's no window 4 years ago  
They're across from each other 4 years ago  
Yup! x) 4 years ago  
Get a new computer. 4 years ago  
Darth Maul is a n00b 4 years ago  
briefs are tighter 4 years ago  
did you mean : 5 bottles of water and 5 bags of food? 4 years ago  
at least I wouldn't have to worry about getting my ear ripped off. 4 years ago  
I won't tell anyone though 4 years ago  
exactly 4 years ago  
never have sex 4 years ago  
she's hotter though 4 years ago  
too many hoomans!! 4 years ago  
it's spelled "relationship" 4 years ago  
I've actually tried Mac, and it sucks 4 years ago  
neither 4 years ago  
Never heard of these countries before 4 years ago  
At least I won't have to spend 4 hours studying 4 years ago  
PewDiePie=Subsrciber magnet 4 years ago  
dafuq is Ms. Sirois? 4 years ago +2
i'm a guy soo.. 4 years ago  
i choose you pikachu!!! 4 years ago +1
neither 4 years ago  
grammer nazi alert 4 years ago  
at least I won't have horrendously stinky breath 4 years ago  
imagine acing every test 4 years ago  
it's spelled duct tape 4 years ago  
sheep meat 4 years ago  
it's f**king sheep meat 4 years ago  
sheep meat 4 years ago  
yeah, cause the Europeans didn't have the man power at the time 4 years ago  
y is that? 4 years ago  
Europe would've been under Nazi control for a LONG time if the US never involved in the war 4 years ago  
Australia will be no match for the US if they were having a Mexican standoff 4 years ago  
very true 4 years ago  
You get more entertainment out of movies 4 years ago  
Definitely Option A 4 years ago  
yup x) 4 years ago  
Dat picture doe 4 years ago  
Yes I do 4 years ago  
yup 4 years ago  
some gym teacher 4 years ago  
ok thx 4 years ago  
how? 4 years ago  
lol 4 years ago  
ikr 4 years ago  
so would I x) 4 years ago  
lol, rly? o.o 4 years ago  
i already do 4 years ago  
you love warrior cats don't you? o.o 4 years ago  
it's MY description, not yours 4 years ago  
exactly x) 4 years ago  
idk lol 4 years ago +2
No 100% for you b*tch 4 years ago  
9-11's nothing compared to the Holocaust. 4 years ago  
Imagine freaking the sh*t out of someone by walking behind them and start breathing. 4 years ago  
You put one bullet in the cylinder. Then you spin the cylinder, aim the revolver at your head. If the bullet doesn't end up in the barrel, you live and win $100M. If the bullet DOES end up in the barrel, you die. 4 years ago  
the 23% actually want to kill themselves, wow 4 years ago  
At least you won't have to worry about a zombie walking into the bathroom while you're taking a massive "you know what." 4 years ago  
I'd rather kill the person who made this question. 4 years ago  
I'll just buy me some hearing aids. 4 years ago  
I could get rid of all the embarassing moments in my life 4 years ago  
are you serious? 4 years ago  
In muscle, yes 4 years ago  
indeed you are 4 years ago  
Imagine being a 200 yr old geezer trying to stand up. 4 years ago  
If you have more time, you'll have more time to make more money. 4 years ago  
Being famous will attracted a lot of people, so yeah i agree. 4 years ago  
At least i won't have to worry about having a violent death. 4 years ago  
You get more attention if you're famous 4 years ago  
Being a millionaire will make it easier to find true love. 4 years ago  
agreed 4 years ago  
what if he isn't 4 years ago  
Imagine getting sucked into a jet intake 4 years ago  
ok smartass, how can something like the big bang occur out of nothing? 4 years ago  
2 weeks of doing whatever the hell i want is my type of vacation. 4 years ago  
I won't be a very good wizard, so... 4 years ago  
He must be thinking: "life is awesome!" x) 4 years ago  
you don't need to be THAT popular to make millions, all you have to do is make videos that people enjoy and want to watch over and over again. You don't need to be the #1 famous person in the world in order to gain millions of views. 4 years ago  
i'm pretty sure he understands. 4 years ago  
agreed. 4 years ago  
Rainbow waves! 4 years ago +4
Ok, yeah I agree, I didn't know if you meant that I don't know what "free country means, or if other people don't know what it means by the way you stated your opinion. 4 years ago  
I know what it means, but I just put it there because some other people say that 4 years ago  
lol 4 years ago  
Smosh is better 4 years ago  
I'd take a shower right away 4 years ago  
i'd rather eat fuzzy poop, than vomit 4 years ago +1
I paired them together on purpose lmho 4 years ago  
lol 4 years ago  
Agreed. god created the big bang, the big bang created the universe, then galaxies, solar systems, planets formed, then there's us. So god created us. 4 years ago  
if god doesn't exist, you don't exist. 4 years ago  
There's no proof of god because no one has evidence of him. 4 years ago  
god created the big bang 4 years ago  
Then how could the big bang occur if there's nothing but an empty void of nothingness? 4 years ago  
o rly? If he didn't exist, we wouldn't exist. 4 years ago  
god created the big bang, therefore the big bang created the universe. 4 years ago  
I'd rather save than borrow 4 years ago  
srsly 4 years ago  
lol, ikr x) 4 years ago  
The world will be 1000 times better without any problems. 4 years ago  
The future is more exciting than the past 4 years ago  
Who cares if no one comes to my funeral, I'm already dead, 4 years ago  
oh, sry didn't know that x) 4 years ago  
yup ;) 4 years ago  
o rly 4 years ago  
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