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Joined on June 3rd, 2016 (1,055 days ago)

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MustaKrakish has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Is it sexist for a company to allow women to have long hair but not allow men the same privilege? Yes, it’s unfair to allow one gender to do something but criticize the other for it, especially if it’s something as trivial as hair length. or No, men should have short hair because that’s just how the world works. 22 hours ago 66 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? When you greedy Jew neighbors steal your WiFi despite having ample income to afford their own because all they know is thievery and deceit. or When your cringey Christian neighbors ruin your Pagan springtime festivities by trying to sing Easter songs they made up just to spite you. 3 days ago 43 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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For the important things in life, would you rather Go all in or Go all out 4 days ago 50 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which viverrid do you prefer? Civet or Genet 1 week ago 60 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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If others try to imitate you, it means you’re doing something right. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 week ago 63 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Does selling beer at a gas station encourage drinking and driving? Yes or No 1 week ago 75 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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There are two powerful entities. One is trying to save you and the other is trying to destroy you. With which entity do you trust your life? Nigel Nyanberry or Patrick Thornberry 1 week ago 47 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the Baby Mop is A clever and useful invention that makes babies more useful or Cruel and abusive to make your child wear because it counts as child labor 1 week ago 48 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which company would you rather be the owner of? GrubHub or StubHub 1 week ago 56 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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In regards to the age old question of what the meaning of life is, do you feel that the answer is A single objective truth or Completely subjective 2 weeks ago 62 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Which haunted forest would you rather spend 4 days camping in? Aokigahara, Japan or Hoia Baciu, Romania 2 weeks ago 61 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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SCENARIO: You are out at a bar/small restaurant and you get into an altercation. The other person pulls a gun on you and shoots you in the abdomen. Your adrenaline is still in effect and you grab an empty glass bottle from the counter, smash the end off and manage to slashe your attacker’s neck with it. They bleed out but you make it to the hospital and while there, the doctors find that the bullet was lodged in a tumor you had no idea was even there. They remove it then and there. You are told by the doctor that removed the tumor that if it hadn’t been for that bullet, you probably wouldn’t have noticed the tumor until it had begun to spread. Which is closer to how you feel about what happened with the person who shot you? I feel bad for killing the person who shot me because they probably saved my life by doing so. or I don’t feel bad because they tried to kill me and there’s no way they could have known I had a tumor so there’s no way they had good intentions. 3 weeks ago 56 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Besides vinyl records, are there any vintage/retro gadgets or technology that you wish would make a comeback? Yes (comment what it is) or No, old stuff is trash that belongs forgotten in the past because newer is always a good thing. 3 weeks ago 44 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Which gets in your way more often when trying to do something? Making too many/too big of mistakes or Not following through with it 3 weeks ago 46 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 weeks ago 55 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer corgis with a Short, stubby tail or Medium/long tail 3 weeks ago 56 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have The melody of a song you love without the instrumentals stuck in your head but can’t remember the lyrics or Have the lyrics to a song you love stuck in your head but no melody and instrumentals. 3 weeks ago 41 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which group has the lowest intelligence? guests or mormons 3 weeks ago 60 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which cosplay is better? Moomba (Final Fantasy) or Kurama (Naruto) 4 weeks ago 43 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? They are coming out with a live action Dora the Explorer movie or I’m not nice 4 weeks ago 84 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Which instrumental version of the song is better? Shadow in the Moonlight or Moonlight Shadow 1 month ago 33 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be obsessed with Tables or Ceiling fans 1 month ago 68 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a meal made from pure DNA of the individual ingredient components or Make 6 dorodango orbs completely by hand 1 month ago 46 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Björk Smash or Pass 1 month ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Striving to be normal is basically striving to be boring. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 57 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather see perform live at a concert? Rick Astley or Bryan Adams 1 month ago 52 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which bird has the sexiest legs? Emu or Shoebill 1 month ago 55 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Are you for or against the use of Nutraloaf as a punishment in prisons? For or Against 1 month ago 74 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Burps that sound like a seal barking or Farts that sound like a panther roaring 1 month ago 55 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If given the opportunity and it was guaranteed edible with no negative health effects, would you rather eat Dinosaur steak or Alien steak 1 month ago 66 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Pro-science or Anti-science 1 month ago 62 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which animal has prettier eyes? Goat or Mongoose 1 month ago 67 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Blind faith in our leaders, or in anything, can get you killed. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 53 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather call them Anti-vax or Pro-disease 1 month ago 63 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been eating or drinking something and a commercial coincidentally came on advertising what you were consuming? Yes (what was it) or Nope 1 month ago 58 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be dancing in ceiling fans in a town where they don’t know your name or Own an independent worm saloon called Electric Larry Land 1 month ago 31 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? MustaKrakish (the lake troll) or Castratikron 1 month ago 41 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather awaken MustaKrakish (the actual lake troll, not the user) or The power within 1 month ago 41 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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In support of the Bro Army, would you rather Boycott Indian food, Indian music and tech support or Get a Bro-Fist tattoo/ other pro-PewDiePie tattoo 1 month ago 55 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather join a cult whose spiritual leader is Chad Kroeger or Fred Durst 1 month ago 31 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Compromise is usually a sign of weakness or an admission of defeat. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever wondered if anyone famous/significant died on the exact day you were born (month/day/year)? Yes *checks link in description to satisfy the pondering* or No *gets curious and checks link in description to find out* 1 month ago 49 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? The Noid or Ickis 1 month ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hail science or Hail Satan 1 month ago 69 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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For the most part, do you think that sanity is Subjective or Objective 1 month ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? Tweety or Woodstock 1 month ago 65 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When eating chicken wings, bbq ribs, etc. meat that is served with the bone in it, would you rather Eat the bones like a reasonable, non-wasteful individual and gain the extra calcium in them or Discard the bones like a wasteful prick who has no respect for the animal who gave its life for you to have your delicious, meatful sustenance and NOT gain the benefits of osteophagy 1 month ago 34 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which name sounds better for a craft brewery? Intense Buffoonery or Manic Tranquility 1 month ago 34 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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P.L.U.R. : Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. Of these 4 things, which do you value the most? *Comments* or *Doesn’t comment* 1 month ago 44 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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In general, do you feel that bass guitarists are Underrated or Overrated 1 month ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be immune to Mycotoxins or bacteriotoxins 1 month ago 69 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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I have a confession to make. I’m not really a Finnish lake troll who was summoned by a fictional melodic death metal band. I’m actually the Great Cornholio! Are you threatening me?! or I need TP for my bunghole! 1 month ago 47 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die by Getting fatally struck by a Corvette Stingray (any model year) or Being fatally stung by a stingray’s venomous barb (your choice of species as long as the sting is lethal) 1 month ago 52 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Is there anyone who you you can think of who had a more badass cause of death than Steve “The Croc Hunter” Irwin? Yes, as a matter of fact, _________ had a more badass cause of death. (Comment who it was and how they died.) or Nope, death by stingray stinger to the heart is as badass as it gets (R.I.P. Steve, you will continue to be dearly missed) 2 months ago 64 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Within each of us, there is a beast. Would you rather Exercise it or Exorcise it 2 months ago 63 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Fill in the blank: money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ______________ and that’s kinda the same thing. *Comments* or *Comments* 2 months ago 55 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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If someone doesn’t respect you, their respect isn’t worth pursuing. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 85 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather completely rid the world of Herpes or Facial deformities 2 months ago 121 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather get drunk/high with? Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson 2 months ago 83 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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On a scale from 1-10, how important is honor to you? 1-5 or 6-10 2 months ago 74 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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The winner has many friends, the loser has good friends. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 70 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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When you are unable to find tranquility within yourself, it is useless to seek it elsewhere. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Expectation is the root of all frustration. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 72 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which feeling is more frustrating? Not being able to find something and you feel stupid for losing it or When you find it in an obvious place and you feel stupid for panicking 2 months ago 75 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Trust is earned, respect is given, and loyalty is demonstrated. Betrayal of any one of these is to lose all three. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 76 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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One who lives without discipline dies without honor. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 75 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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We learn very little from victory, but much from defeat. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 67 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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The real meaning of enlightenment is to gaze with undimmed eyes on all darkness. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 61 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Boredom is an insult to oneself. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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The more disciplined you are, the easier life gets. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 71 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which is a greater loss in your opinion? What dies within while you’re living or Death itself 2 months ago 69 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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The main difference between innocence and ignorance is whether or not it is charming. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 64 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? To learn without thinking or To think without learning 2 months ago 61 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Humility is the solid foundation of all virtues. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which fact about Mike Wazowski is more interesting? If you amputate his legs, it’s basically the same thing as beheading him or His chin and his crotch are pretty much in the same place 2 months ago 76 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather call it curse words? Profanity or Sentence enhancers 2 months ago 76 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an exceptionally high level of skill at Blow minds or Warming hearts 2 months ago 69 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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When told something that doesn’t make sense to you, are you more likely to Dismiss it as false or Try to understand it 2 months ago 75 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Ignorance or Arrogance 2 months ago 91 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better indicator of true strength Offense or Defense 2 months ago 71 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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There is no truth. There is only perception. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 73 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it’s time to pause and reflect. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 60 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which do you think kills more dreams? Doubt or Failure 2 months ago 78 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Is it hypocritical to complain about someone else complaining? Yes or No 2 months ago 76 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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When you read the question “what’s the point of being mad at someone if you’re just gonna forgive them eventually?”, do you read it from the perspective of someone who is Anti-pacifist and in favor of holding a grudge/against forgiveness, wondering why someone would waste anger if it’s just temporary or A pacifist who is against grudges and in favor of forgiveness, trying to spread peace and reduce anger 2 months ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you were a multi-billionaire, would you bother having insurance on things you could easily pay for out of pocket? Yes, just because I’m filthy rich doesn’t mean I want to spend more than necessary on bills or No, the whole point of insurance is so you don’t go bankrupt from paying for expenses. If I can afford to pay the stuff myself, I will. 2 months ago 86 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Someone has decided to give you $1 million US/ your country’s equivalent but there’s a catch, it’s all in the form of your country’s smallest unit or currency (cents, yen, pence, etc.) *see description for the rules* Would your first thought be closer to Seriously?! That’s so inconvenient. I want the money but damn... or Awesome! A million bucks! 2 months ago 89 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Which would be easier for you to quit? A job where you hate the work but love your coworkers or A job where you love the work but hate your coworkers 2 months ago 81 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Assuming that creatures that are omens of misfortune are real and so are the legends/superstitions surrounding them, if you saw one smiling and there’s nothing in the legends that mention the creature smiling, would you assume that It’s a sign that something good is going to happen/it means no ill will towards you with its presence or It’s happy that you are doomed/it knows it’s an omen of misfortune and it is taking satisfaction in the fact that you are soon going to suffer 2 months ago 57 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always use contractions (the spoken/written kind like can’t or don’t) or Never use contractions when speaking or writing 3 months ago 93 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Your child is born and you discover that they have a fully formed set of both male and female genitalia. The doctors at the hospital are completely capable of performing an operation without any complications that would eliminate one of the two sets of parts if you do choose. Would you rather Decide to have them perform the operation and pick which gender you want your child to be or Not make the decision and let them grow up with both and let them decide if and when they want to decide which set they want to have and what gender they will live as 3 months ago 97 votes 36 comments 0 likes
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Which do you think is more complex The subjective aspect of emotions and what causes them from a physical/mental perspective or The chemical/electrical signals in the brain by which the emotions occur 3 months ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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In regards to the phrase “the straw that broke the camel’s back”, if you could only place blame on one or the other , would you rather blame The last straw for being the one that added the final bit of weight that the camel couldn’t handle the total amount or The rest of the heap for being the majority of the weight that caused the back to break 3 months ago 61 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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In general does musical theater make you cringe? Yes/ most of it or No/not usually 3 months ago 136 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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The tambourine is the second worst musical instrument in existence. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 months ago 69 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Based only on the design of the logo itself, which brand has the better looking emblem? Lamborghini or Ferrari 3 months ago 148 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you think honor and glory are overrated? Yes or No 3 months ago 99 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Nobody ever take you seriously when you’re frustrated or upset or Everyone always take you seriously when you tell jokes, use sarcasm or even use idioms 3 months ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always be Too vague or Needlessly specific 3 months ago 89 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is self deprecating humor a sign of A sense of humility or A need for attention 3 months ago 94 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Trying too hard to fit in or Trying too hard to stand out 3 months ago 108 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? People who learn a few things about a subject and suddenly feel like they are experts or People who actually are experts and rub it in by acting like they are better than everyone else because of it 3 months ago 101 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have moves like Jaguar or Jäger(meister) 3 months ago 75 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Do you have insomnia? Yes or No 3 months ago 95 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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If you have a problem that you’re not doing anything to fix, which reason for not fixing it is worse? Being in denial that you have the problem or Admitting you have a problem but not taking it seriously 3 months ago 77 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Coca Cola reintroduce cocaine into their recipe or 7-up reintroduce lithium into their recipe 3 months ago 89 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Avoidance of nuance and specificity is the enemy of progress and a sign of a weak/lazy mind. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 months ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is it possible to truly understand and appreciate a feeling without having felt its opposite? Yes or No 3 months ago 61 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get high with Marilyn Manson or Gary Busey 3 months ago 61 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you have a decent amount of spending money are you more likely to spend it after if you have A large number of small bills or A small amount of large bills 3 months ago 70 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you think it’s worse to Always underestimate yourself and your abilities, play it safe this making fewer mistakes but not living up to your fullest potential or Always be overconfident in your abilities thus trying more and doing more, but making more and worse mistakes as a result 3 months ago 72 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Which do you feel like you learn more from? Your own mistakes or The mistakes of others 3 months ago 69 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Your quality as an artist is not just measured by who your fans are, but also who your haters are. Do you Agree? or Disagree? 3 months ago 60 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Two combatants are fighting with swords. After some time, they start to break. One combatant falls to his knees and the other sees his chance to go in for the kill. Just as the second combatant is about to go in for the kill, the one on his knees strikes the other one and kills him. Without knowing the mindset of either one of them, would you see this move as A dirty, cheap and cowardly trick or A desperate last attempt at victory 3 months ago 65 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Fvck, marry, kill. Xmas edition! The Grinch, Stanley Ipkiss (The Mask), and Salad Fingers Comments or Comments 3 months ago 25 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever heard of a lollipop known as The Toe Of Satan? And if so, have/would you ever try it? Yes I’ve heard of it/ I have tried it/ I would try it or Never heard of it/ never tried it/ never would try it. 3 months ago 48 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which is bravery more about? Having fears but having the will to face them or Not having the fears in the first place 4 months ago 66 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather celebrate Festivus or Yule 4 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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When it comes to things that are often misunderstood, what information is more important to teach people about it What it is (defining it) or What it’s not (dispelling misconceptions) 4 months ago 60 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If someone who you are working with helps you with a task that you are completely capable of doing by yourself, are you more likely to feel Insulted because you feel they are implying that you can’t do it without help or Grateful for the help even though you didn’t really need it. 4 months ago 65 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which duo would win in a fight to the death? Ed and Eddy or Beavis and Butthead 4 months ago 75 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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You are working on a task/project that as a result of the process makes a mess. To deal with the mess would you rather Stop at multiple times to clean up or Push the mess out of the way and clean it after you are done working 4 months ago 61 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which joke is dumber? When moving the car to the other side of a parking lot, asking “are we there yet?” when your about to get a space or When you see someone approaching an automatic sliding door, saying “let me get the door for you”. 4 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? Chocadoobie or Puppy-monkey-baby 4 months ago 53 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would a near death experience/severe injury directly linked to you doing the thing you’re most passionate about be enough to put you off of that thing being your passion? Yes or No 4 months ago 77 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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SCENARIO: There’s no snow on Xmas and you desperately need it to get into the holiday spirit. To simulate snow, would you rather Stick your head in the freezer because it’s coated in frost inside of it or Hold a cotton ball soaked with “Snow” fragrance under your nose 4 months ago 69 votes 39 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? Failing repeatedly at something simple that you’ve done correctly many times before? or Trying something significant that you haven’t done yet but you got really close then fail miserably? 4 months ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever laughed so hard you got the hiccups? Yes or No 4 months ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use A baked potato as a hockey stick or A bottle of rootbeer as a document laminator 4 months ago 55 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Is it hypocritical to not tolerate intolerance? Yes or No 4 months ago 71 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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If you find out that an artist you love collaborated with an artist you hate would you Think less of the artist you love and see them as a sellout or Ignore that song they worked on together and pretend it doesn’t exist and just keep listening to the other songs that aren’t tainted 4 months ago 68 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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I have a theory about fossils! The reason there are so many missing links is that there are rare or undiscovered creatures that feed on fossils. Is your opinion of this theory along the lines of Plausible but not likely. There are a few other theories that scientists have come up with that make more sense but this isn't completely absurd. or Go home mustee, you're drunk. This idea is ridiculous and I don't see how it's possible for that to be the case. 4 months ago 68 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which kind of failure feels worse? Failing because you didn't try hard enough or Failing because you tried too hard and messed up 4 months ago 91 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better comeback? I know I am but what are you? or Shut up or I'll give you something to shut up about! 4 months ago 102 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Light is a waste of perfectly good darkness. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? Cornholio or Jub Jub 4 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight to the death? Carlton SquarePants or Patrick Thornberry 4 months ago 49 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you tell someone not to tell you what to do, does that make you a hypocrite? Yes or No 4 months ago 134 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Does almost being sorry for something count at all? Yes, it means that you feel a tiny amount of sympathy but not enough for a full apology or No, either you are sorry or you're not. There is no middle ground 4 months ago 90 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which completely true facts about Xmas music is more interesting? Legitimately enjoying it has been officially added to the list of symptoms that can accurately diagnose low functioning autism or It has been confirmed as a carcinogen that has I high likelihood of causing ear and/or brain cancer in those who are exposed to it for prolonged periods of time 4 months ago 82 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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What's the worst part about Xmas music on the radio? The songs getting stuck in your head or The songs about snow mocking those of us not experiencing any snow (AKA the only good part about the winter holiday season) 4 months ago 86 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob, died from ALS yesterday. RIP. He will be missed. or Good riddance, that show and everything/everyone associated with it is trash anyway. 4 months ago 104 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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3 comments *urinates on you* or *defecates on you* 4 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to eat, digest and acquire a taste for Wood and metal or Glass and plastic/rubber 5 months ago 83 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to eat, digest and acquire a taste for Tar/asphalt and cement or Gravel and clay 5 months ago 80 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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The heart is a muscle and an organ. But if it could only be categorized as one or the other, not both, which category do you think it should go in? Muscle or Organ 5 months ago 108 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather create a new language entirely made from Burps, farts and hiccups or Coughs, sneezes and joint cracking 5 months ago 83 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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When in doubt, freak them out. I realize it depends on the situation, but overall, do you Agree or Disagree 5 months ago 87 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If a giraffe were to wear a necktie, would they wear it At the top of their neck or At the bottom of their neck 5 months ago 89 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you got the opportunity to taste giraffe meat without any negative consequences, would you go for it? Definitely, I have an adventurous pallet. or No way, they are too cute/cool/awesome to ever consider eating/ they don't look like they'd taste good 5 months ago 96 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you know how to Satan? Yes, and I know the devil loves me. or No, please teach me how to Satan 5 months ago 63 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When you hear the word Guinness, which comes to mind first? The beer or The book of world records 5 months ago 112 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? (TL;DR summary in description) Growing up in a sheltered environment where everything is good and you are protected from any hardship in life until you are an adult and the real world hits you like a million ton freight train at top speed and you can't handle doing anything for yourself because you weren't prepared for it. or Being raised in a strict, no nonsense, no fun upbringing that gives you more than enough preparation for the cold cruel world we live in only to realize that it's not as bad as you thought it was going to be by the time you are an adult but you end up not trusting anything good 5 months ago 78 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Which feels better? When you get revenge on someone who has wronged you or Forgiving them despite them having hurt you 5 months ago 91 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an idea for a question that is original and at least somewhat decent and creative but be too lazy to make it. or Have a great idea that you want to turn into a question but can't think of a second opinion that would go with it. 5 months ago 88 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Laugh like Krusty the clown whenever you find something even the slightest bit amusing or Scream like Homer Simpson whenever you are even slightly startled or surprised 5 months ago 111 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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When do you think the air outside smells better? Night or Day 6 months ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is a sense of entitlement in humans more of a Naturally occurring trait or Learned behavior 6 months ago 90 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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What do you think happened to dragah? He killed himself or His crazy yandere gf murdered him 7 months ago 104 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If/when you correct someone's grammar, is it mostly because You're just trying to be funny/ be a dïck about it. or You actually are that OCD about grammar that you can't help yourself, you just have to correct them. Otherwise you just feel uneasy. 8 months ago 79 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is it racist for zoos to give monkeys in the exhibits names that sound African? Yes, it's clearly them trying to get away with being racist. or Nope. 8 months ago 110 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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MustaKrakish has posted the following comments:

TL;DR 1 hour ago  
How is such a blatant double standard NOT unfair? There’s no legitimate reason for that kind of policy. The only explanation for it is herd conformity and societal expectations, and have no basis in anything to do with actual qualifications and practical skills of the individual. 6 hours ago  
Never B. 6 hours ago  
Not A 10 hours ago +1
If it’s not dramatically pronounced, it looks good. 14 hours ago +2
Which is why I keep my tattoos where clothes can cover them. 15 hours ago  
The feeling of my hair blowing in the wind feels like freedom to me. 16 hours ago +2
I don’t have dreadlocks. My hair is conditioned, straightened and flowing. And the question is about long haired men in general. You even said it yourself, it’s about beauty standards. In this case it’s a double standard if you ask me. 16 hours ago  
Doesn’t make me like B any better. 20 hours ago  
Not really, I’m just sensitive to sunlight. I’m very pale and I burn easily. It’s only natural that I’d prefer the appearance of a sky that is less likely to cause damage to my skin. 20 hours ago  
So you think it’s impossible for a man with long hair to look professional? That he’s either a punk, a hippy or a stoner if his hair is more than a few inches long? The guy in A looks pretty professional to me. Honestly it’s a double standard and completely unfair to judge a man by his hair length. If it’s a bad style like dreadlocks or a mullet, that’s different. But men can have a well maintained hairstyle that happens to be long. 20 hours ago  
Whiter 21 hours ago  
Misclick, the fact that B is so ghetto that they replaced a single letter with an apostrophe without it even changing the pronunciation of the word more than the slightest possible bit if at all, completely turns me off. 21 hours ago  
What’s that have to do with the length of hair on one’s scalp? 21 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts7HzcX36yo 22 hours ago  
Actually based on how the musculature of her back is positioned in B, you can tell that she’s sitting down but forcing herself to sit unnaturally upright. I’m not in any way defending this moron and his bad behavior, but don’t be a hypocrite and complain about him being an imbecile when you clearly are one yourself. 22 hours ago  
Hey, I resent that! I eat worms and color outside the line and I’ve never had severe brain trauma. Though my motives for doing so are probably different, but still. 22 hours ago  
That’s some gothic shiit right there. I dig it. 22 hours ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pd8J3q4C87g 22 hours ago  
The only time I think the sky looks pretty without complete, thick gray cloud coverage is dawn, dusk, and night. 22 hours ago  
Fair enough. 22 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pd8J3q4C87g 22 hours ago  
It’s the same way T series is ahead so far. Bots. 22 hours ago +2
My brain IS the box, biatch! 22 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tqZ2okpK9Zw 23 hours ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k3iB0rrseB0 23 hours ago  
Too kinkeh. He doesn’t deserve such pleasure. 23 hours ago +1
All electronics already are like that. They just happen to be limited by mechanical functionality. Hence why electric pencil sharpeners haven’t enslaved us all yet! 23 hours ago  
And A doesn’t? 23 hours ago  
The one with more depression and less physical outbursts. I don’t know which number it is. The mild schizoform (pretty sure that’s the word meaning something like schizophrenia without being it) disorder makes it hard to tell. 23 hours ago +1
You know exactly what I mean. Everytime there’s a fvcked up news story that DOESN’T come from Florida, people are shocked that it was from somewhere else. Your state makes Texas and NYC seem tame. 1 day ago  
Why would you want him in your domain? 1 day ago  
What if you’re in a non-humid desert? 1 day ago  
Hotter 1 day ago  
My best is just under a minute. 1 day ago +1
All pretty accurate tho. 1 day ago  
For the last time, I’m bipolar and mildly schizophrenic. Not autistic. 1 day ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uTJdxrz38as 1 day ago  
Kys, soccer is cancer. 1 day ago +2
Neither. Fvck Florida. I ain’t trying to get my head chopped off by a machete wielding midget walking on stilts. 1 day ago +1
Kinkeh *doesn’t actually have a sister* 1 day ago  
Normal is cancer and so are you. 1 day ago +1
Depends on if I’m on anything. 1 day ago  
Already did B 1 day ago  
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 1 day ago  
Second state to join the union. 1 day ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=huWOOOZY6RY 1 day ago +3
He was dishonest and full of sh*tt like the rest of the Republicans throughout history. He freed the slaves in the south, not in the name of emancipation, but to cripple the south. He was even quoted as saying that if he could have won the war without abolishing slavery, he would have. That and there’s these details https://listverse.com/2013/12/05/10-reasons-lincoln-was-secretly-a-terrible-president/ 1 day ago  
You say that as if they actually honor everything in the constitution just because they’re supposed to. Naïve and just plain stupid to think that they’d actually give up power just because some piece of ancient paper says that they have to. Seriously, I’ll join a rebellion against the government when there’s enough people in it to actually stand a chance. I’m not about to literally throw my life away like a martyr. I’m no coward but committing suicide to prove a political point/make a statement will have no impact on the problem whatsoever. Not fvcking worth it. 1 day ago  
If you really can’t tell that it was clearly directed at the guest upon seeing it in the comments section, you must have had quite a few lead paint chips along with your bleach. 1 day ago  
Ironic, coming from the guest who they themselves spammed “kys”, “neither”, “none” and links to the same 10 hour long videos on YouTube, on several questions and in some cases doing so multiple times on the same question. 1 day ago +4
Simple on paper, but the American government is OP with a ton of military surplus just in case they feel like using overkill. 1 day ago  
Can I control where? 1 day ago +1
Easy 1 day ago  
Whiter 1 day ago  
Not A 1 day ago  
Never B 1 day ago  
Btw, whoever took that name often you changed yours is so extra but somehow in a bland way. 2 days ago +1
You can’t help what you feel, it’s only wrong to act on it if it’s someone other than your partner. 2 days ago +5
A is basically http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ldijqb/tosh-0-fisheye-lens 2 days ago  
Ever tried it on ice cream? Just a light drizzle on some slow churned vanilla is surprisingly not bad. 2 days ago  
Depends what you’re using it for. 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
Get over it. 2 days ago +1
A makes it less special. 2 days ago +1
Hotter 2 days ago +1
Oh shiit not the minka kelly memes! 2 days ago +3
Dumb and dumber. Jim Carrey is in it. 2 days ago  
That’s what she said 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
Something that involves streaking and has elements of those wacky Japanese game shows. 2 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rna86okXpKU 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
All you’re doing is proving how low functioning your autism is. 2 days ago  
Best time of day anyway. 2 days ago  
Jokes on you, I love that movie. 2 days ago  
Does urine count? 2 days ago  
Sheesh, go change your tampon. 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub. 2 days ago  
Boi that’s all I do! 2 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MdvyPnYQCKM 2 days ago  
Depends on the location 2 days ago  
So is being a guest 2 days ago +1
Not A 2 days ago  
Easy 2 days ago  
Not B 2 days ago  
Not B 2 days ago  
I love streaking 2 days ago +1
Never B 2 days ago  
I have a tendency to use irony intentionally. 2 days ago  
He was assassinated because he was about to reveal the truth about aliens. A was a hypocrite. 2 days ago +4
Being British correlates with pretentiousness more so than intelligence. 2 days ago  
*thicc 2 days ago  
That would certainly explain why you’re such a pretentious prick. Being raised by elitist snobs almost always has a negative influence on people. 2 days ago  
Some of us ARE gay. You really are ignorant if you stereotype us hicks like that. 2 days ago  
Unpopular opinion: Mr. Bean sucks. 2 days ago +1
Kys 2 days ago  
No shiit, Sherlock. 2 days ago  
Kinkeh 2 days ago  
Wrestling is 100% fake. 2 days ago  
If you really think that the governments will compensate the humans that are unemployed due to this, you are extremely naïve and need to get your head out of your ass! This is a plot to impoverish more people and widen the wage gap! More money and profit for the top 0.1% and mass starvation and turmoil for the rest of us! THE RICH DON’T CARE ABOUT THE REST OF US!!! 2 days ago  
Racist 2 days ago  
People who steal WiFi should be lined up and shot. 2 days ago +2
It’s supposed to be read worth a redneck accent, you ignorant cúnt. 2 days ago  
The head in B is way worse than the dress for sure. 3 days ago +1
You shouldn’t encourage guests like that. They tend to be too autistic to understand sarcasm. You’re basically promoting bad behavior. 3 days ago  
1, reread the question. 2, that first sentence is the exact mindset that enables those kykes to be the way they are. 3 days ago  
I’m ashamed of what I done for a Klondike bar. 3 days ago  
BATTLE OF THE TWIGS! 3 days ago +1
Not B. 3 days ago  
So was my ex. Problem was that the hoe never put out for me. 3 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QVkrUrEDxJg 3 days ago  
Hail Satan 3 days ago  
Also, shame on you for assuming the gender of all princes! Cis white make scum!!! REEEEEEEE!!!!! 3 days ago  
Seriously. Fvcking kys. 3 days ago  
Kys 3 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NqVzYpH9zCM 3 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb7pWCfNtSI 3 days ago  
I beg to differ. They spawned a guest. 3 days ago  
B actually happened to me today and A is what I blame my slowed internet speed on. 3 days ago  
I’m still too much of a strong independent woman to need a knight. Royal riches isn’t a priority to get but it certainly doesn’t hurt. 3 days ago  
A female knight is probably a dyke. Or at least a feminazi. 3 days ago  
B were actually horrible people. 3 days ago  
“Which is worse?” 3 days ago  
Better yet, encapsulate them in resin. 3 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bE4C8a48o1E 3 days ago  
Just cuz I’m dummer than you, don’t mean you’re smarter than me, boi! 3 days ago  
^ https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1075902021826301953/scAUT6UW.jpg 3 days ago  
Only male mosquitoes. They feed on nectar, not blood. I have a couple plants in my room already I could add a couple of flowering plants to sustain them. 3 days ago  
It’s been a state longer is what I meant by that. 3 days ago  
Curb your lizard. 3 days ago +1
NPH. Nuff said. 3 days ago  
Chupafly! 3 days ago +1
“Did I do that?” 3 days ago  
That’s what she said 3 days ago +1
Shut up meg 3 days ago  
Hail Satan 3 days ago  
Depends on what they seem like. 3 days ago  
Not Disney 3 days ago  
Hail Satan 3 days ago  
Heh, deep... 3 days ago +1
People already don’t shut up enough. B would worsen it. 3 days ago +2
Earth 3 days ago +2
It’s very cowardly to let a gas that you naturally exhale be the substance that does you in. You don’t even get any pleasure on your way out. 3 days ago  
Strange, I don’t remember eating corn, but there it is. *flushes you* 3 days ago +2
That’s because you have low functioning Down syndrome. 3 days ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M 3 days ago  
That’s what she said 3 days ago  
Puppy-monkey-baby 4 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 4 days ago  
I wish Bollywood would go commit die. The world would be a better place without their sh*tty “music” 4 days ago +1
A is meh to me because my state is older. 4 days ago  
Hotter 4 days ago  
Stop kink shaming the man! 4 days ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 4 days ago +1
Baconator 4 days ago  
Just had them last night. Just the fries though since I already had dinner. 4 days ago  
I’m sure at least half the hype comes from Potter-heads. 4 days ago  
Muniz ruins it for me. 4 days ago  
I prefer that in liquid form anyway. 4 days ago  
Some people prefer plain but pretty. Not everyone is addicted to huge knockers on women. 4 days ago +1
So if Frankie Muniz. 4 days ago  
Misclick, I like the description of B way more. 4 days ago  
Both represent something terrible. At least by name. 4 days ago +2
I don’t like the the over salted taste of A but I love the skin. 4 days ago +1
Both are trash 4 days ago  
Never B 4 days ago +1
Less Jews 4 days ago +1
Not really. Considering the value of everything that can be stolen. 4 days ago +2
For the rape and murder felons, it is more of an added punishment. But for the fraud criminals, it should be pretty self explanatory. 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EEoYcH2e-Nc 4 days ago  
Physically steal someone’s heart (a death row inmate’s heart) 4 days ago +1
A is extremely tempting though. 4 days ago  
You should too. 4 days ago +1
Less blonde 4 days ago  
Kinkeh 4 days ago +1
Musical theater is cancer. 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EEoYcH2e-Nc 4 days ago  
TL;DR 4 days ago  
I’m sure they’d be weaponized somehow. 4 days ago +1
Way hotter 4 days ago  
Giggity 4 days ago  
Using your bad grammar as a loophole, I can take them off for any reason except “absolutely nothing”. 4 days ago +1
Murder, fraud, rape, etc. Stuff on that level. 4 days ago  
Depends on what they did. 4 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lfAVsNSl9-g 4 days ago  
Cool impression of a Christian being shown science. 4 days ago +2
Coward 4 days ago  
Depends on what they did. But in most cases, yes. 4 days ago  
Mirrors look like eyeballs when viewed very closely. 4 days ago  
No u 5 days ago  
Definitely 5 days ago  
Shroot’s face pisses me off and Steve Carell is a hack. 5 days ago  
“I SHARPENED A PENCIL IN MY BUM AND NOW I NEED A BANDAID!” 5 days ago  
A is cancer 5 days ago  
Not A 5 days ago +2
Acid and meth. 5 days ago +3
Would look better in a different color but still better than the trash heap in A 5 days ago +1
Kinkeh 5 days ago  
B is trash 5 days ago  
MustaKrakish 5 days ago  
A is cancer 5 days ago  
It’s wicked painful. But I read somewhere that if the mother that receives the donated sperm finds the person who donated it, she can extort child support from them. 5 days ago  
Kinkeh 5 days ago  
Hail Satan 5 days ago  
Heh, swallow.... 5 days ago +1
Typical guest 5 days ago +1
“NOT THE MAMA!” 5 days ago  
Not exactly an insult. 5 days ago  
I can’t say I mind the smell of curry but the overwhelming stench of cows is just not something I’d care to put myself through. 5 days ago  
DO A BARREL ROLL! 5 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8dkVcXUOsRA 5 days ago  
Because they are too illiterate to know how to spell them. If you’re gonna be doing tech support for English speaking people, you need to be fluent in the language. 5 days ago  
Nothing a guest says makes sense. Purely by definition, they are gibberish due to severe mental retardation. 5 days ago +1
Go commit drug possession in Singapore. 5 days ago +1
That has about a 50/50 chance of failing because about half of the officers are non-white in NY. 6 days ago  
Broken English iz bettr bicth! Dis be da internetz! 6 days ago  
You really want the dark ages back? 6 days ago +2
Almost reminds me of those babies from that drug trip scene on Metalocalypse. When Pickles and his former band mates took “totally awesome sweet Alabama liquid snake”. 6 days ago  
Middle name Gacey. 6 days ago +1
*commits assisting you with sepukku* 6 days ago  
Better color. 6 days ago +1
No u 6 days ago  
No u 6 days ago +1
Kinkeh 6 days ago  
Both are imaginary. What you think of as figs are some random exotic fruit blend passed off in a biodegradable packaging. 6 days ago  
Misclick. Choreography a real life https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CZlfbep2LdU 6 days ago +1
No u 6 days ago +1
Scientists should genetically engineer the most commonly splattered bugs found on windshields so that they are filled with wiper fluid. 6 days ago +1
Because we’re strong enough to take it. 6 days ago +1
Kinkeh 6 days ago +1
Love Arch Enemy. 6 days ago +2
Racist 6 days ago  
No u 6 days ago +2
And tech support bots. And tank u comb ah-gehn bots. 6 days ago +1
You know damn well it’s true. 6 days ago  
Exactly. 6 days ago +1
We wouldn’t have to be if religious people weren’t ruining the world. 6 days ago +5
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNU0Ur8rzNw 6 days ago  
*shoves a writhing sturgeon down your throat* 1 week ago  
Basically I’d just have drunk vision. 1 week ago  
https://tenor.com/view/bettywhite-dab-gif-5044603 1 week ago  
Coward 1 week ago +1
Definitely 1 week ago +1
I’m more used to it. 1 week ago  
Except it has been asked several times before. 1 week ago +3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eUKKXYQR_HY 1 week ago  
Boy I oughtta slap you with sturgeon carcass for disrespecting the reptilians like that! 1 week ago +1
A is full of bigotry, injustice, and stupidity. The only thing B does like that is due to the hating how much A does it for so many other things. In A there are far too many (especially in abrahamic religion) that without their religion imposing divine consequences for their actions, they would have no sense of right or wrong. 1 week ago +4
Humans are a myth. 1 week ago  
Also, the movie that IS underrated and misunderstood, is Disaster Movie. 1 week ago +1
A is what Republicans believe. 1 week ago  
Not Bueller 1 week ago  
The title of A is trying too hard to sound like an edgy teenager answering a question about love. 1 week ago +1
“People who put the same answer for both options should be lined up and shot” -ilovefreedom 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YFVC_Ktge7Y 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wAqFzgzrauA 1 week ago  
https://i.pinimg.com/236x/06/8a/8d/068a8dc8c8e1daa35ca500e476c6c62f.jpg 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=99KkbFjZR20 1 week ago  
Too late. If the change happens after the comment is made, it doesn’t effect it. That’s how it works around here 1 week ago  
Good, one less British person in my state. I fail to see a downside. 1 week ago  
Shut up Meg 1 week ago  
Limburger 1 week ago  
A’s music is better but B is hotter 1 week ago  
Less neutral 1 week ago  
Less plastic 1 week ago  
Anus 1 week ago  
More drugs 1 week ago  
Smog vs. smug. Both cancer, tough call. 1 week ago +2
G.G. ALLIN STOLE MY VOMIT AND HE HAD NO SILVERWARE! 1 week ago +1
No u 1 week ago +1
Go commit die 1 week ago +1
SLAP SLAP SLAP! CLAP CLAP CLAP! 1 week ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 1 week ago  
Garter snake 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=29_kno2aoGo 1 week ago +1
Cell service can substitute A. 1 week ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pmdPQ-rtEQc 1 week ago  
Bipolar depression. 1 week ago  
I was mostly referring to people who are trying to make something of themselves getting ripped off by others, and whether that’s a good sign or not. 1 week ago  
When will they realize that all it does when they modernize things, is hurt the original fan base? 1 week ago  
Photography is an art form if it’s not based on trendy stuff. Where do you think those epic nature wallpapers and backgrounds come from? 1 week ago +1
I have actual depression. I WISH it were the fake kind so I could get rid of it. 1 week ago  
I’m a furry and I have more friends than the average basement dweller on this site. 1 week ago  
That part I understand, but morally they had no business making it. 1 week ago  
Why did they even make A? 1 week ago +2
Unfortunately it’s a gem that is all too fragile and susceptible to tainting by memes. 1 week ago +1
Also, you seem to enjoy feeding the most obvious of trolls. I can’t say I blame you, I have a tendency to feed my fellow trolls as well. Mostly because I like annoying people who hate when others feed the trolls. 1 week ago  
I’ve fapped to worse. 1 week ago  
If that’s the case you seem to enjoy wasting words on me. 1 week ago  
Never specified that in the question. 1 week ago +1
I am a hater. I hate guests like you who act like they’ve been here for years, talking shiit to users you don’t understand the antics of, and act like they are one of us. 1 week ago  
Halloween is the only holiday that matters 1 week ago +2
Who the fvck are you? 1 week ago +4
Bitçh you ain’t even a member! 1 week ago +2
Plus, at least if it’s things that most don’t know what they are, there’s a good chance the question hasn’t been asked before on here. 1 week ago  
I never said that I knew its scientific name. I was simply pointing out that most people who know even a little bit about spiders know what a jumping spider looks like. They are pretty distinctive with the way their face looks. The fact that you posted a Wikipedia link about them just seems like you were trying to make a point that just happens to not mean very much. 1 week ago  
This is my question and I’m responding to something he said to me. 1 week ago  
I can understand that these aren’t exactly animals that everyone has heard of but I don’t think hipster is the right term. That’s basically implying that hipsters are more knowledgeable about zoology which is certainly not a stereotype I’ve ever heard. 1 week ago  
Would’ve been actually impressive if you knew the taxonomic name of the exact species pictured. Doesn’t take a genius to know what a jumping spider looks like. 1 week ago  
What exactly about them makes you think that they are hipsters? 1 week ago  
Somehow that sounds kinda kinkeh if you disregard the context of what you’re referring to. 1 week ago +2
I guess hate is a bit strong of a word I suppose but I definitely think he’s highly overrated. I only really liked him in Forrest Gump. 1 week ago  
*Slaps you with a half rotted catfish carcass* 1 week ago  
A is cosmo, you git! 1 week ago  
That’s good scrimshaw 1 week ago  
Do the Transformers get car insurance or life insurance? 1 week ago +2
Molotov cocktails taste like fire. 1 week ago  
Mr. Rogers’ car was stolen but when the their realized who it belonged to, he returned it. 1 week ago +1
Clearly you don’t speak Ebonics. 1 week ago  
People willing to put up with B don’t deserve a relationship at all. Obviously love means either very little (if anything) to them and they care too much about what their family thinks. If my family tried to get in the way of my relationship with my gf, I’d cut all ties with whoever was against it. 1 week ago  
Random fact off of a list25 video. Pure freaky coincidence. 1 week ago  
I’m pretty sure they meant hair that grows at a noticeable rate. As in like the speed of bamboo growth. 1 week ago  
Donate all hair past my knees to charity. Nobody should have to be bald. 1 week ago +1
The power to give myself other powers 1 week ago  
But with better cheese than pictured. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2xwUuSM06xQ 1 week ago  
Misclick, it’s the reptiles. 1 week ago  
I prefer hang gliding over B. 1 week ago  
Kys 1 week ago +2
Misclick, unless B is a concert of her early work. 1 week ago +1
#OneWayTripToAokigahara 1 week ago +2
I’d prefer it if she’d just let her hair down naturally. 1 week ago +2
Misclick, I thought it was a question of who’s hotter. 1 week ago +2
Probably for the same reason you take my exaggerated dislike towards the UK so seriously. 1 week ago  
I can desalinate water in other ways. A not only gives me a knife but a way to start a fire. 1 week ago  
Pokémon. Not sure which one but it would definitely be in that franchise. 1 week ago  
Heh... rim. 1 week ago +1
Less holy 1 week ago +1
Hate both but B is way worse. 1 week ago  
As much as I hate the uk, B is in a Muslim country and as expected they have a bunch of ridiculous laws. 1 week ago +1
C: I wouldn’t be in that wretched state to start with. 1 week ago +1
B is the laziest sport second only to golf. 1 week ago +2
If I’m not mistaken, the stone in A is morganite. A rare gemstone much more valuable than the topaz I’m pretty sure is in B. 1 week ago  
True, because my gf is on the pill. 1 week ago  
Yeet 1 week ago  
Nobody knows who the original inventor of the fire hydrant was because the patent was lost in a fire. 1 week ago  
The logo for the New Zealand Air Force features a kiwi bird. 1 week ago  
god doesn’t exist 1 week ago +1
We like to enunciate our consonants, and the French don’t count because they are even worse at pronouncing things. They are all too drunk from their wine and cognac to speak correctly. They have a distinct fear of the letter r. Which, considering that the primary language in England used to be French, it makes sense that the fear was passed on to the Brits but you try to compensate by adding them back in where they don’t belong. 1 week ago  
Look it up, your queen and her kin use it in place of posh because it’s apparently not proper British to say posh. 1 week ago  
Poetry doesn’t need to be perfect. 1 week ago  
Go choketh on a dry scone, you bumbling twit! *slaps you with a dainty white driving glove* 1 week ago  
Farts have been clocked in at up to 10 mph 1 week ago  
Your lungs have re same surface area as s tennis court. 1 week ago  
Sir Nils Olav is a penguin, and he outranks you. 1 week ago  
Your age it the number of times you’ve orbited the sun. 1 week ago  
Norway and North Korea are only separated by one country. 1 week ago  
Here I sit, same as ever. Dropped a deuce, then pulled the lever. The toilet clogged, the water flowed. Look out world, it’s the motherload! 1 week ago +1
Yeet! I sheds few tears in my shed over this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qnIAaprIkj0 1 week ago  
Nope, it just had Chipotle. And skittles... 1 week ago  
A centaur has 2 rib cages. 1 week ago +1
The only thing that allows currency to work is our own confidence that it will. 1 week ago  
Consider the fact that there is such a thing as beef cat food. Humans have REALLY messed with the food chain if you think about it. 1 week ago  
More goth anus for me then 0w0 1 week ago +1
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it ;) 1 week ago  
Yo mama so ugly, she make Me look pretty. That’s why yo dad is gay! 1 week ago  
No mercy whatsoever 1 week ago  
Y. E. E. T. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RdNFo8eSNh4 1 week ago  
The fact that either of the teen titans is associated with a comic book franchise gave me heart cancer. 1 week ago +1
Nowadays, even grocery stores that aren’t Walmart are selling it in Pennsylvania. 1 week ago  
Darker 1 week ago +1
Not B. Never heard of him but if you have “playboi” in your stage name, you’re trying too hard. 1 week ago +2
Fair enough. 1 week ago  
True but what about the “day-drinkers?” 1 week ago  
B is just the people who like McDonald’s salads. 1 week ago +1
EVERYTHING IN YOUR BASEMENT IS MAUVE. NO EXCEPTIONS!!! 1 week ago +1
A sounds like a book kids are forced to read in school if I’m not mistaken. Therefore A is cancer. 1 week ago +3
“Straight from the top of my dome, as I rock rock rock rock rock the microphone” MC Bomfunk 1 week ago +1
You know you’re REALLY drunk when you’re laughing your ass of at the dog’s tail wagging. 1 week ago  
A rare example of something I agree with you about. 1 week ago +1
Exactly 1 week ago  
Babies cry on planes and in restaurants. That’s just how it is. Doesn’t make it any less annoying. And that’s honestly how much I despise it. 1 week ago  
Froot Loops 1 week ago +1
You say that like conservitards aren’t. 1 week ago +2
1, yes and I graduated in 2013. 2, I hate the British because of the royal family and how their behavior ad etiquette are something to strive towards. As well as the way you talk. And how you add an extra letter to words like color or diarrhea or aluminum. 1 week ago  
Ah, never mind then. 1 week ago  
If the person you are referring to is trump, I don’t count him as a true Republican because he’s not politically knowledgeable enough to really take either side, he just prefers the right wing because that side wants to take less money from the rich and is in favor of privatizing more things which, as a business man, trump sees potential to make more money from those things that get privatized. 1 week ago +1
Smart is the British word for posh which is pretty much the same thing as snobby, so yes, I agree in that sense. A tad redundant but I still agree. 1 week ago  
Is that one the accent sometimes called “cockney”? Because that one I don’t mind because of Pinky from Pinky and the Brain. 1 week ago  
The spelling is unfortunately stuck because we’re all used to it but it is stupid to have letters they you don’t pronounce in the word. I see a functionality for it with differentiating it from homophones, but still. 1 week ago  
With the exception of the three types I just listed, we enunciate the letter r, don’t pronounce it where there is no r, and we pronounce foreign words Like taco or pasta like they do in Mexico or Italy respectively. It’s the letter a that you brits mess up. Come to think of it, it’s pretty noticeable how British english was influenced heavily in the olden days by French. They have wonky pronunciations of letters as well. 1 week ago  
How does him being wealthy male him a hypocrite? If he pays his taxes, there’s no hypocrisy there. 1 week ago  
A denounces their crazies, B promotes theirs. 1 week ago +2
*snobbier 1 week ago  
Except Boston, New York, and the south. Though to be fair they’re bad enough it could easily be considered an entirely different language. 1 week ago  
More protein for us then. 1 week ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oVZ44AmFMPE 1 week ago  
Gotta get that potassium in, makes yer farts smell like the jungle! 1 week ago  
He’s gonna have to have some proof that it’s really his kid. 1 week ago +4
More pro-science. 1 week ago  
Oh please, you people don’t pronounce the r at the ends of words with it and add them where there isn’t ones. Sometimes even in the middle of words. How is that easier to understand than full enunciation? 1 week ago  
Everyone hates racists but racists only hate certain people. 1 week ago  
Wuss 1 week ago  
Collegiate level science textbooks. 1 week ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RN6cV1S92ac 1 week ago  
Cuz the presence of guests constitutes it as a nightmare. 1 week ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OY7NE_jSk5w 1 week ago +1
The numbers at gonna fluctuate but the Bro Army will make a comeback. 1 week ago +1
She’s trash af 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpt6B0dIYGo 1 week ago  
At least it remotely tastes like something. B is bland af. I usually stick to my craft beer cuz I want the stuff that gets me drunk to taste good while it’s doing its job. 1 week ago +1
I have no use for calculus. 1 week ago +1
Misclick. A in my palm. Like Miroku. Except without the actual power of a black hole. 1 week ago +1
British = brainless 1 week ago  
Not B 1 week ago +1
Now you have hepatitis 1 week ago  
Depends on the person 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o52clsoKW8g 1 week ago  
I'm not responsible enough to handle A. 1 week ago +1
Help people get over bad breakups. I’d make a fortune even if I charged low prices for the service. 1 week ago +1
B is just Siri on her period. 1 week ago +1
Transfer the diseases from the sick children of anti-vaccine parents and parents who try to faith heal their kids instead of getting real medical help, to the parents who abusively neglect their kids. 1 week ago +4
I fail to see how me not preferring pop music makes me a snowflake. I just have very specific taste when it comes to pop music and more often than not, stuff that’s mainstream just happens to not be what I like. I listened to a few of her songs and I completely agree with KindaPsycho. 1 week ago  
This^ 1 week ago  
Not B 1 week ago  
Easy to install 1 week ago  
No more body or facial hair. 1 week ago  
B is for preppy douchebags. 1 week ago  
Wouldn’t affect me. 1 week ago  
Selectively social 1 week ago  
Floof 1 week ago  
Waste of time and money. 1 week ago  
Less disease ridden 1 week ago  
Love that song 1 week ago  
I’ve done it before. 1 week ago  
It’s either a sign that they’ve most likely been abused and were so damaged by it that they crave it, or that they are usually the one in control of everything and to have the tables turned on them is a huge kink to them. 1 week ago  
I got moves like jaguar. 1 week ago  
Only if it’s to prevent monopolies and cutthroat tactics. 1 week ago  
Finish what he started. 1 week ago  
He gonna eat Odin 1 week ago  
Kinkeh 1 week ago  
It can’t be rape if the other participant initiates the act. 1 week ago  
Fvck off with your pop idol obsession. 1 week ago  
Anime 1 week ago  
Whichever is easier to get fixed by a plastic surgeon. 1 week ago +1
I’ve tried B and I’m not a fan. 1 week ago +1
Not the majority. The wealthy made the system. 1 week ago +1
Valid points. 1 week ago +2
That’s a sign of savantism. Something that complex at that age shouldn’t be possible at that age. 1 week ago +1
Then it’s gay either way. 1 week ago  
*Shoves a writhing sturgeon down your throat* NEVER SPEAK TO SENPAI IN SUCH A MANNER! 1 week ago +4
Not if it’s with the opposite sex. 1 week ago  
It’s an androgynous piece of apparel. No such risk. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dyMXYE_50Ts 1 week ago  
Well the diet soda is legitimately worse for you and can lead to more weight gain. And considering the fact that, without even having to be dramatic about it, corporations in America have stopped lower than that before, it would come as no surprise if this were actually true. It really makes sense. 1 week ago  
HEY MACARENA! 1 week ago +1
If you truly believe in yourself, anusthing is possible. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FznNeLQvpvE 1 week ago  
The description given is the hence of pretense which what is why I done told you to venture thither 1 week ago  
વૃક્ષના પગ પર તમને ખરાબ ચહેરો છે 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0uJbp8d_d9c WOOT! 1 week ago +1
Go commit visiting North Sentinel Island. 1 week ago  
拉我的手指 1 week ago  
*Я мочусь на тебя* 1 week ago  
Lucifer. Our TRUE lord and savior. 1 week ago  
B gives me heartburn 1 week ago  
Of 5 billion years 1 week ago +1
You gave my neighbor AIDS 1 week ago +1
A is kinkeh and B is sacred. 1 week ago  
илүү хүйтэн 1 week ago  
私の光沢のある金属のお尻をかみます 1 week ago  
STIGMATATATA FROM LAKE TITICACA! 1 week ago  
You’ll never be half the whore your mother was. Keep dreaming fagggot!! 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JmBCRTjwGAU 1 week ago  
Cuz christ was a made up figure to fleece the masses. HAIL SATAN! 1 week ago  
I’d rather not be religious. 1 week ago  
If it’s not crispy, or raw and tiny, I don’t much enjoy it. 1 week ago  
Less obese. 1 week ago  
It’s expensive but worth it 1 week ago  
Unless A are popcorn shrimp. 1 week ago  
Yep, in the original, there’s a quote “she hath not seen the change of fourteen years” 1 week ago  
I like it when the red water comes out. 1 week ago  
Meat toboggan 1 week ago +1
That’s usmanc 1 week ago  
Pssst... Diet Coke makes you fatter. It’s a conspiracy! They’re working with the diet pill and fitness companies/corporation to keep people fat longer thus increasing the profits of said companies. 1 week ago  
Jub Jub want rub rub 1 week ago +2
Back when the dart actually looked like a muscle car. 1 week ago +1
Then make an account. Country music fans are underrepresented here. 1 week ago +1
More bacon 1 week ago  
Yes. I can’t stand soggy breading. It defeats the purpose. Overall I prefer fried chicken though. 1 week ago +1
Same but if you don’t eat the chicken first, the breading is prone to get soggy from the moisture in the salad. 1 week ago +2
I’m not kidding about the Texas part. I really wish they could secede. Them and all the states in the “bible belt”. 1 week ago  
Not true, there are some nationalities that are better like Japanese or Canadians. French people just bother me mostly because their language be like https://pics.me.me/french-lesson-99-est-huent-queues-ie-silent-pronounced-letters-37414663.png 1 week ago +1
A majority didn’t even vote for him. It’s the system that’s to blame, not the people. 1 week ago  
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