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Joined on June 3rd, 2016 (1,229 days ago)

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MustaKrakish has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Which kind of corset piercing is hotter? On the chest or On the abdomen 2 hours ago 4 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which type of corset piercing is sexier? On the lips or On the neck 20 hours ago 28 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which type of corset piercing looks sexier? On the side or On the back 23 hours ago 28 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do corset piercings look sexier on A leg or An arm 2 days ago 50 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which tongue modification is hotter? Large gauge or Bifurcation 4 days ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which nasal modification is hotter Septum gauge or Nostril gauge 5 days ago 36 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which facial modification is hotter? Horns through the the skin or Horns under the skin 5 days ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which ear modification is hotter? A notch in the top of the ear or Surgically pointed “elf ears” 6 days ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which ear modification is hotter? Subdermal implant or Shaped punch 6 days ago 54 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Which ear modification is hotter? Large gauges or A conch removal 1 week ago 43 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If Oreo actually came out with these flavors, which would you rather try? Cheeseburger or Pizza 1 week ago 89 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Unless the situation is life or death, or something close to it, perfectionists need to chill the fvck out. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 week ago 76 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which band with the word “head” in their name would you rather listen to? Motörhead or Machine head 1 week ago 52 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which body mod enthusiast is hotter? Parrot man or Lizard man 1 week ago 63 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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If you were a teacher and one of your students corrected you about something and they were right about it, would you Punish them/write them up for talking back/disrespecting you or Give them some kind of extra credit 1 week ago 70 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Do you think a hood scoop on a vehicle makes it look more Cool or Trashy 1 week ago 76 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Someone asking you if you did something is the same thing as straight up accusing you of it. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 weeks ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Boneless chicken wings are nothing more than glorified nuggets/tenders. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 weeks ago 70 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather the car manufacturers bring back The Honda Prelude or The Ford Probe 2 weeks ago 46 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which style of potato chips is superior Ridges or Kettle cooked 2 weeks ago 83 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to artists from Strange Music or Brainsick Muzik 2 weeks ago 28 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather watch X-Files or Forensic Files 2 weeks ago 61 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Someone you care about faked their own death. 5-10 years later they contact you, confirm it’s really them, then give you an explanation of why they left. Would you be able to forgive them? Yes or No 3 weeks ago 76 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Does the Lamborghini Diablo look better With the spoiler or Without the spoiler 3 weeks ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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It’s a bad idea to trust someone who doesn’t trust you. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 weeks ago 68 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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On convertibles, do you prefer the look of Hardtop or Ragtop 3 weeks ago 77 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What’s the dumbest thing you’ve heard someone say in person this past week? *Comments* or *doesn’t comment* 3 weeks ago 60 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which is better A cool breeze on a warm midsummer afternoon or A warm breeze on a cool late summer evening 3 weeks ago 81 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Being in a position where you are in charge of a ton of people and work, it is justified to lash out occasionally. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 weeks ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more important to you? Having your work be appreciated or Getting recognition and attention for your work 4 weeks ago 80 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Noot or Doot 4 weeks ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather All video and audio always seem to you like they are out of sync or All artificial lights appear to you to be flickering 4 weeks ago 84 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When disposing of an aluminum can, do you usually Crush it first or Throw it away uncrushed 1 month ago 94 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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People who die from motorcycle accidents deserve it because they are willing to ride something that dangerous in the first place which means they obviously don’t care about themselves. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 91 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who is more obnoxious? Black people who perpetuate negative stereotypes of their own race? or White people who act black 1 month ago 106 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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VICTORY SCREECH!!!!! *comment your victory screech* or *doesn’t comment your victory screech and never experiences victory again* 1 month ago 93 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Analog clocks should all be thrown away because digital clocks exist. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 100 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Have you/would you ever gotten/get high off of caffeine? Yes or No 1 month ago 85 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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How often do you let the “what if’s” in life get in your way? Somewhat often/very frequently or Once in a while/hardly at all if ever 1 month ago 73 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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In general, does pain justify profanity? Yes or Nope 1 month ago 92 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Who is the superior embodiment of laziness? Gudetama or Pusheen 1 month ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you find a large/pronounced Adam’s apple to be attractive/good looking? Yes or Nope 1 month ago 87 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Awkward scenario: someone you haven’t seen in a while starts talking to you and you don’t remember their name, but they remember yours. How do you deal with this? Admit you don’t remember their name and ask them or Just let it be and don’t address them by name 1 month ago 90 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be an expert of Masonry and landscaping or Carpentry and interior design 1 month ago 89 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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As long as you have some clothes you don’t mind messing up, you’re never too old to play in the mud/dirt. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 85 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be an expert at working on Roofing and ceilings or Flooring and walls 1 month ago 95 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a race (running)? The gingerbread man or The stinky cheese man 1 month ago 68 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If a new version/model of something comes out that has better quality in some way, the old version should be replaced as soon as possible, even if it still functions properly. Do you Agree or Disagree 1 month ago 64 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Which hearse is sexier? This one or This one 1 month ago 69 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel like you live in a safe enough of an area that you could leave the windows on your home open/unlocked while nobody is home for a few hours? Yes or No 1 month ago 83 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever experienced a wardrobe malfunction in public? Yeah or Nope 1 month ago 71 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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When you get reusable containers from takeout or restaurant leftovers, do you usually Reuse it or Throw it out 1 month ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you think you could ever handle being a big rig truck driver Yes or No 1 month ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather everyone talk Really fast but well articulated like a “chopper” rapper or Really slow and not well articulated like a “mumble” rapper 1 month ago 49 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been stopped by the police for anything? Yes (what was their reason?) or Nope 1 month ago 74 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer your black pepper to be ground Fine/powder or Coarse 1 month ago 70 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have pupils shaped like that of A goat or A reptile 1 month ago 81 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever personally experienced the fungal infection commonly known as athlete’s foot? Yes or No 1 month ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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On a scale from 1-10, how sloppy of an eater are you? 1-5 or 6-10 1 month ago 61 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which male rapper whose stage name starts with C is better? C. Ray or C-Mob 1 month ago 30 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever watched a commercial that was so annoying that you put a personal boycott on that particular company because you hated the commercial that much? Yes or No 1 month ago 57 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which combo is better? Chocolate and mint or Chocolate and fruit 1 month ago 60 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which concept is more fascinating on a fundamental level Written language or Spoken language 2 months ago 66 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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The fact that in-person socializing is a dying art is one of the biggest reasons why society is falling apart. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 51 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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If someone is feeling suicidal because they feel like they are worthless, they are correct and should just do it because the world would be a better place without as much negativity like they are giving off. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 58 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Does making light of/cracking jokes about something that is a sensitive subject do more towards Helping people cope with it and potentially making it better or Making things worse because people don’t take it seriously anymore 2 months ago 50 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you backwash when you eat and drink at the same time? Yes/ sometimes or Nope/ not that I’m aware of 2 months ago 45 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Scenario: One of your loved ones has just passed away and in their will, they stated that they wish to donate any usable organs to those who need them, and all of what’s left, they want to be auctioned off to cannibals and the proceeds to go to charity. Whether or not their last wishes will be carried out has been left completely up to you. Assuming that you will face no legal trouble nor any backlash from other people if you go through with it, would you grant their final wishes? Yes or No 2 months ago 56 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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In general , how do you feel about bumper stickers and window decals on vehicles? They are trashy and tacky or They are cool 2 months ago 65 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever used a fire extinguisher? Yes or No 2 months ago 76 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Is it worse to Always take yourself way too seriously or Never take yourself seriously at all 2 months ago 61 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink an entire bottle of Teriyaki sauce or Steak sauce 2 months ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink an entire bottle of Mustard or Mayonnaise 2 months ago 66 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink a bottle of Ketchup or Ranch dressing 2 months ago 76 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid, round 7. Would you rather be Ripped to shreds slowly by evil, bloodthirsty little fairies or Gored multiple times by a demonic unicorn in a way that ensures you will bleed out slowly 2 months ago 49 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Jeeps are overrated. Do you Agree or Disagree 2 months ago 65 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which do you think makes people do crazier things Love or Grief 2 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which animated shark is sexier Kenny or Jabberjaw 2 months ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you got food poisoning at a restaurant, how long would it take you to give them another chance? It would take _________ or I would never eat there again 2 months ago 64 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Do you enjoy eating sunflower seeds? Yes or No 2 months ago 70 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work as a Bodyfarm worker or Roadkill cleanup worker and also disposal 2 months ago 57 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever driven a boat? Yes or No 2 months ago 86 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever clogged a toilet with materials that are meant to be flushed? Yes or No 2 months ago 66 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which YouTuber is better? Binging with Babish or Feasts of Fiction 2 months ago 43 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which insect has hotter legs? Grasshopper or Praying mantis 2 months ago 57 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which truck has sexier hips This one or This one 2 months ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go stargazing while high on magic mushrooms or Go cloudwatching while high on LSD 2 months ago 61 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Is your opinion of crickets Generally positive or Generally negative 2 months ago 71 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Which classic rock band is better? Styx or Blue Oyster Cult 2 months ago 35 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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When you yawn, do you usually vocalize Yes or No 2 months ago 63 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Do you see the Beige Horizon as a Good thing because if everyone looks the same, racism will end and everything will be better because of it. or Bad thing because people will just find other things about each other to hate and it would blur different unique heritages. 2 months ago 61 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather do for a full hour (or longer if you want?) Stargazing or Cloud-watching 2 months ago 57 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Leaving a window uncovered (without a curtain or blinds) is pretty much the same as inviting people and/or creatures to look inside. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 months ago 68 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer to sleep with your bedroom door Open (what counts as open) or Closed 3 months ago 80 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid, round 6. Would you rather be Killed by a Banshee using special speaker equipment to amplify its scream to a lethal level of decibels or Mauled to death by a sadistic Werewolf that prefers to keep its prey alive while it eats them. 3 months ago 52 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid, round 5. Would you rather be Bitten then eaten by a Basilisk (the snake, not the lizard) or Bitten then eaten by an Acromantula (giant spider) 3 months ago 59 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid, round 4. Would you rather be Dragged deep into the ocean (no diving gear) and devoured by the Kraken or Be either envenomated or painfully shocked to death by the Mongolian Death Worm 3 months ago 46 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid, round 3. Would you rather be Mauled and slashed to death by a Wendigo or Clawed and smothered/crushed to death by a Bunyip 3 months ago 43 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had a heat stroke? Yes or No 3 months ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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They say misery loves company, but what it truly desires is empathy. Do you Agree or Disagree 3 months ago 40 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid round 2. Would you rather be Drowned and devoured by a Kelpie or Drained of all your blood by a starving Vampire 3 months ago 45 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Death by cryptid series. Round 1. Would you rather be Torn to shreds by Hellhounds or Beaten and crushed to death by a Sasquatch 3 months ago 47 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever been stung or bitten by a spider, scorpion or snake that whose venom is considered dangerous to humans? Yes or No 3 months ago 55 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever been injured by fireworks/fire crackers? Yes or No 3 months ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had a drug overdose? Yes or No 3 months ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A hospital nurse who is completely grossed out by feces or A surgeon who is terrified of blood 3 months ago 59 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had a life threatening allergic reaction? Yes or No 3 months ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had a stroke (Cerebrovascular accident)? Yes or No 3 months ago 54 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you had something surgically removed, would you want to see what it looked like? Yes, I’d be curious as to what was causing my health problem or No, I’d be too grossed out to look at it 3 months ago 59 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What’s the longest time you’ve gone without eating anything? Less than 24 hours or More than 24 hours 3 months ago 69 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever been admitted to the ER (emergency room) Yes (what for) or Nope 3 months ago 75 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have neighbors who are Hispanic and they play loud, obnoxious Latin music that you can hear through the wall at random hours of the day and night or Black and they argue loudly enough that you can pretty much hear everything they are saying through the walls at random hours of the day and night 3 months ago 64 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had a heart attack? Yes or No 3 months ago 73 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which cheap type of temporary housing would you rather stay at when traveling abroad? Hostel or Motel 3 months ago 53 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know had their appendix removed? Yes or No 3 months ago 79 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever had gallstones or had their gallbladder removed? Yes or No 3 months ago 54 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Have you or anyone you know ever donated or received a kidney? Yes or No 3 months ago 61 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which prank is more evil? A fake winning lottery ticket or A fake positive pregnancy test 3 months ago 53 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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On a scale of 1-10, how much does it bother you if you know you’ve disappointed someone? *Comments* or *Comments* 3 months ago 24 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Rivers of Nihil or Black Crown Initiate 3 months ago 15 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you own any fossils? Yes (what kind?) or Nope 3 months ago 43 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which version of soda do you think tastes better? From a bottle or can or From the soda fountain or tap 4 months ago 61 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather sentence to death The people who run puppy mills or The people who organize dog fights 4 months ago 80 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever met someone who was in a band that’s signed with a major record label? Yes (comment what band they are from) or Nope 4 months ago 44 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have all the floors in your house be Corrugated wood or LEGO brick top 4 months ago 81 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather see everything through a filter of Water or Heat radiation 4 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you consider being called weird to be An insult or A compliment 4 months ago 73 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather chew on Coca leaves or Betel nuts 4 months ago 72 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fist pump or Fist bump 4 months ago 91 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather chew on A cannabis leaf or A tobacco leaf 4 months ago 71 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do people with facial tattoos deserve the employment discrimination that they tend to receive? Yes or No 4 months ago 100 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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SciShow just recently launched a new channel on YouTube: SciShow Pee. Is anyone else excited about this? Yes or No 4 months ago 53 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you consider anxiety a form of cowardice? Yes or No 4 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which metal band has a more epic name? The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza or The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon 4 months ago 45 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever/would you ever eat at a “dining in the dark” restaurant? Yes or No 4 months ago 58 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Humility is a crucial thing to have in order to be levelheaded while working. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 49 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever gone for a walk/hike after midnight? Yes or No 4 months ago 72 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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In most cases, is paranoia about one’s partner cheating on them more about Having low self esteem or Not trusting them to stay loyal 4 months ago 52 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have everyone always think you’re mad at them even when you’re not or Always feel like everyone is mad at you even when they’re not 4 months ago 62 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the world’s best farmer of Lettuce or Cabbage 4 months ago 81 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Plantigrade locomotion is overrated. Digitigrade is much better. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 54 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Is the government there to Protect us and look out for us or Control us and hold us down 4 months ago 89 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Giving money to those who are able bodied and capable of doing work but choose not to because they are too lazy is a metaphorical slap in the face to those who work hard for a living. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 69 votes 56 comments 0 likes
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The lowest amount that one can win on a single wager should be legally required to be no less than the amount wagered. Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 57 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? Jub Jub want rub rub or Your face looks like a buttcrack 4 months ago 69 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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People who are so obsessed with lawn work that they pester and harass their neighbors if they don’t keep their lawn perfect like theirs need to mind their own business and F*CK OFF!!! Do you Agree or Disagree 4 months ago 59 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever witnessed a moonbow/lunar rainbow in person? Yes or No 4 months ago 71 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever, to your knowledge, experienced a hypnic jerk? Yes or No 4 months ago 71 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which character named Spike is better A. or B. 4 months ago 77 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which character named Cheese is better? A. or B. 4 months ago 76 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who was hotter in their prime? David Hasselhoff or Hulk Hogan 4 months ago 56 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which dance is better? A or B 4 months ago 35 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a society based on Meritocracy or Nepotism 4 months ago 67 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Which version of the song “Breaking The Law” is better? A or B 5 months ago 40 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which version of “Army Of The Night” is better? The version played by A or B 5 months ago 40 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Bassnectar or Basshunter 5 months ago 25 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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When it comes to pleasure, would you rather Sacrifice duration for intensity or Sacrifice intensity for duration 5 months ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Put salt on a railroad track in Alabama or Go fishing from the back of a giraffe in Illinois 5 months ago 78 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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In general, society has a nasty habit of vilifying what they don’t understand. Do you Agree or Disagree 5 months ago 82 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where All fungi are sentient or All plants are sentient 5 months ago 86 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Which prank is better? Coating everything that isn’t living in a room with a thick coat of wax or a thick amount of plastic wrap 5 months ago 96 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever given or received the Heimlich maneuver? Yes or Nope 5 months ago 79 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which smells worse? Mildew/mold or The harsh chemicals used to get rid of mildew/mold 5 months ago 62 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which band’s song of glory to Lord Satan is better? The one from Thy Infernal or Besatt 5 months ago 27 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where Clothing grows on trees or All clothing is edible 5 months ago 69 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you were on death row, with no chance of escape or change in sentencing, would you rather Commit suicide so you can go out on your own terms or Let them end your life to extend your life by however much longer it would be until your execution date 5 months ago 66 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take photographs of rabbits in Wyoming during the month of June or Cross Minnesota state lines with a duck on your head 5 months ago 60 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which hunk to you find more attractive? Danny DeVito or Phil Margera 5 months ago 50 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which stud do you find more attractive? Phil Fondacaro or Brad Williams 5 months ago 50 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which of these studs are hotter? Peter Dinklage or Jason Acuña 5 months ago 53 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Is it sexist for a company to allow women to have long hair but not allow men the same privilege? Yes, it’s unfair to allow one gender to do something but criticize the other for it, especially if it’s something as trivial as hair length. or No, men should have short hair because that’s just how the world works. 5 months ago 95 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? When you greedy Jew neighbors steal your WiFi despite having ample income to afford their own because all they know is thievery and deceit. or When your cringey Christian neighbors ruin your Pagan springtime festivities by trying to sing Easter songs they made up just to spite you. 5 months ago 51 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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For the important things in life, would you rather Go all in or Go all out 5 months ago 56 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which viverrid do you prefer? Civet or Genet 6 months ago 61 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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If others try to imitate you, it means you’re doing something right. Do you Agree or Disagree 6 months ago 65 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Does selling beer at a gas station encourage drinking and driving? Yes or No 6 months ago 76 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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There are two powerful entities. One is trying to save you and the other is trying to destroy you. With which entity do you trust your life? Nigel Nyanberry or Patrick Thornberry 6 months ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you think the Baby Mop is A clever and useful invention that makes babies more useful or Cruel and abusive to make your child wear because it counts as child labor 6 months ago 49 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which company would you rather be the owner of? GrubHub or StubHub 6 months ago 58 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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In regards to the age old question of what the meaning of life is, do you feel that the answer is A single objective truth or Completely subjective 6 months ago 64 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Which haunted forest would you rather spend 4 days camping in? Aokigahara, Japan or Hoia Baciu, Romania 6 months ago 62 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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SCENARIO: You are out at a bar/small restaurant and you get into an altercation. The other person pulls a gun on you and shoots you in the abdomen. Your adrenaline is still in effect and you grab an empty glass bottle from the counter, smash the end off and manage to slashe your attacker’s neck with it. They bleed out but you make it to the hospital and while there, the doctors find that the bullet was lodged in a tumor you had no idea was even there. They remove it then and there. You are told by the doctor that removed the tumor that if it hadn’t been for that bullet, you probably wouldn’t have noticed the tumor until it had begun to spread. Which is closer to how you feel about what happened with the person who shot you? I feel bad for killing the person who shot me because they probably saved my life by doing so. or I don’t feel bad because they tried to kill me and there’s no way they could have known I had a tumor so there’s no way they had good intentions. 6 months ago 57 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Besides vinyl records, are there any vintage/retro gadgets or technology that you wish would make a comeback? Yes (comment what it is) or No, old stuff is trash that belongs forgotten in the past because newer is always a good thing. 6 months ago 46 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Which gets in your way more often when trying to do something? Making too many/too big of mistakes or Not following through with it 6 months ago 46 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Do you Agree or Disagree 6 months ago 57 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer corgis with a Short, stubby tail or Medium/long tail 6 months ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have The melody of a song you love without the instrumentals stuck in your head but can’t remember the lyrics or Have the lyrics to a song you love stuck in your head but no melody and instrumentals. 6 months ago 41 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which group has the lowest intelligence? guests or mormons 6 months ago 63 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which cosplay is better? Moomba (Final Fantasy) or Kurama (Naruto) 6 months ago 46 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which fact is more interesting? They are coming out with a live action Dora the Explorer movie or I’m not nice 6 months ago 84 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Which instrumental version of the song is better? Shadow in the Moonlight or Moonlight Shadow 6 months ago 33 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be obsessed with Tables or Ceiling fans 6 months ago 68 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a meal made from pure DNA of the individual ingredient components or Make 6 dorodango orbs completely by hand 6 months ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Björk Smash or Pass 6 months ago 52 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Striving to be normal is basically striving to be boring. Do you Agree or Disagree 6 months ago 59 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather see perform live at a concert? Rick Astley or Bryan Adams 6 months ago 52 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which bird has the sexiest legs? Emu or Shoebill 6 months ago 56 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Are you for or against the use of Nutraloaf as a punishment in prisons? For or Against 6 months ago 76 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Burps that sound like a seal barking or Farts that sound like a panther roaring 6 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If given the opportunity and it was guaranteed edible with no negative health effects, would you rather eat Dinosaur steak or Alien steak 6 months ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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A brain surgeon deserves to make more than someone who washes dishes at a restaurant. 2 hours ago +2
One of the few times I’ve used this unsarcastically https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrDUOe2uuk 16 hours ago +1
Probably because you’re autistic and EXTREMELY British and therefore are a snob that turns their nose at anything they deem to be “uncouth”. 16 hours ago  
I prefer them in real life. But you can’t top the look of long dark hair. 20 hours ago  
Never doubt the Drunken Fist 20 hours ago +1
Better hair 20 hours ago  
Both fit quite well under a top if it’s not to tight. 20 hours ago  
I’m a bottom 20 hours ago  
Inuyasha 1 day ago +1
Not a flex, just a genuine fascination. 1 day ago +1
Better hair 1 day ago +1
Tie between Inuyasha and Crona. 1 day ago +1
That’s mostly online. 2 days ago +2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb9_yYYRi5g 2 days ago +1
I’d rather be paranoid and prepared than idealistic and delusional. 2 days ago +2
I consider myself weird but not because of that. 2 days ago +1
Body modification 2 days ago +1
Looks more like a skank who’s trying too hard imo 2 days ago +1
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/60933f6e-3dd0-4313-83eb-af994d90a657 2 days ago +1
If a student is stupid, don’t pass them to the next grade despite them not being ready just to preserve their feelings. It’s a disservice to them overall and society in general in the long run. Lowering the standards that it takes to graduate hurts everyone. 2 days ago  
Though B would be better for global population control, A seems like the right thing to do overall. 2 days ago  
Just those who don’t care. The ones who are trying to do right by the environment should be spared. 2 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JmBCRTjwGAU 2 days ago +1
Probably less homophobic 2 days ago +2
*Uses Mazda Miata to give an enemy a slight concussion* that definitely counts as a small item. 2 days ago +1
If you look at it from the perspective of the poster of the question being about that age, it’s SLIGHTLY less creepy. But I agree, overall a very uncomfortable question. 2 days ago +2
As an atheist who loves to try to mess with bigoted, overly conservative, homophobic Christians, I already knew this. Any small thing I can do to get under their skin, but won’t get me in trouble because it’s their own fault for overreacting to everything, fills me with joy. 3 days ago +2
On all levels except physical, I am a wolf. 3 days ago +2
Go commit early 1900’s psychiatric hospital. 3 days ago +1
Feudal Japan wasn’t. That’s what came to mind first when I saw B. 3 days ago  
Definitely. Didn’t care for the actor that played Fred in B 3 days ago  
As long as I can keep my hentai 3 days ago +1
B would cost them legal marijuana and raise their drinking age by two years. 3 days ago  
No, my ex wife is. 3 days ago  
Less catholic 3 days ago  
That depends, live action version or the cartoon version? 3 days ago  
Imagine what a woman with either could do for you. Tricks a regular tongue WISHES it could do. 3 days ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ_NWMAcbrw 3 days ago  
Never heard of either. 4 days ago +1
I 100% agree that companies who pollute should face penalties for it. 4 days ago +2
Bowser solos 4 days ago  
Haven’t had much interaction with him but for some reason he seems to think I’m aight so I can’t say I have anything against him, and that’s more than I can say about several users. He seems pretty chill. 4 days ago +1
I have a gf who I’m already capable of satisfying and therefore am not desperate/in need of either. 4 days ago +1
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/52f60ed1-88f6-4ad2-8478-49f1349489b3 4 days ago  
YEET 4 days ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EYWbatgKN4g 4 days ago  
Ave Satanas 4 days ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE 4 days ago  
Already am on the inside. 4 days ago +2
Don’t know or care. That’s none of my business. And honestly, it’s none of your business either. 5 days ago +5
The ears being taped up for a certain “desirable” look still seems pretentious AF imo. If not banned, the people who feel the need to do it certainly deserve to be slapped. DOGS ARE NOT FASHION ACCESSORIES! It doesn’t matter the size of the breed! With the once a year exception of dressing them up in a costume (if they are willing and it doesn’t cause discomfort) for Halloween. They are companions, and sometimes guards/guides if trained properly. 5 days ago  
Don’t think the total of members on this site who are simultaneously aware of me being here and don’t wish me dead reaches as high as five soooo... 5 days ago  
Huge fan of B but I have heard many good things about A. It’s definitely on my to do list. 5 days ago  
If coming from the perspective of watching a movie on shrooms in a dark basement counts, I’d have to go with any scenes from the 1982 film The Thing that show the monster. 5 days ago +1
I also feel this way about any other pets, but it’s most common to happen to dogs. 5 days ago  
Which franchise comes to mind? 5 days ago  
Not trying to be edgy, I’m genuinely fascinated by body modifications. 5 days ago  
Too many 6 days ago  
That’s just one example of how they can be shaped and where the placement is. 6 days ago  
I might go both ways, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have standards. You’d definitely be below them even if I didn’t already have a girlfriend. 6 days ago  
Imagine being ignorant enough to bash others for their form of self expression that isn’t hurting anyone else. Ouch. 6 days ago +1
I find their confidence to go out in public with these less than common modifications attractive in a way. Maybe “hot” is a bit of a stretch, but I definitely see the beauty of body modification art. 6 days ago  
That’s why we have other methods of viewing entertainment. 6 days ago  
Clipping animal appendages is abuse propagated by people who have high, snobbish standards of what certain breeds should look like. It’s all so “perfect pets” can be sold by extremely overpriced breeders who take business away from animal shelters full of worthy animals looking for forever homes just so spoiled rich people can add even more bragging rights to what they already have with dog show trophies and ribbons. All this in the name of profit and materialism. WAKE THE FVCK UP SHEEPLE!!!! 6 days ago +8
Or you could be the designated driver most of the time and get away with light/moderate drinking. 6 days ago  
I agree with Stephen Fry https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-suvkwNYSQo 6 days ago  
Someone from that show has a star shaped hole in their ear? 6 days ago +1
ActualFrisk could help with that. 6 days ago +3
Uhhh, so I’m not allowed to respond to a comment on my own question? 6 days ago +1
Not with proper follow up care. 6 days ago  
I believe the universe is sentient. 6 days ago +1
It started with monkeys. Then evolution happened 6 days ago +1
Neither are the tribal Africans who gauge their ears. 6 days ago +1
This^ 1 week ago  
Substitute it with chicken. 1 week ago  
Of course Ekzymore-Senpai. 1 week ago +1
BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE! 1 week ago +1
Who says they couldn’t be savory? 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qw2LU1yS7aw 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TwU4gNv-VRw 1 week ago  
The only thing that matters is that I make changes to myself FOR myself, not because others tell me too. I as a person have the right to like and dislike things about myself and change them as I see fit. 1 week ago  
Exactly. 1 week ago  
Go commit https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0U2zJOryHKQ 1 week ago  
Unless it’s Batmetal Batman 1 week ago  
R.I.P. doggo in A. 1 week ago +1
But do you think that it’s healthy for the psyche to perpetuate such behavior? Also, as someone who also has OCD, I get it but I despise it about myself. 1 week ago +1
A deep female voice can sound good in music, like Cher for example, but I don’t find it attractive. 1 week ago  
I gotta base it on something. 1 week ago  
Patience is a virtue for those who have time to wait. Certain circumstances don’t allow for A due to time constraints. 1 week ago  
A sounds like how someone from that grade would say it. 1 week ago  
Hotter 1 week ago  
Not all of them, just the ones that are obnoxious about it. 1 week ago +1
Rub rub, Jub Jub wants. 1 week ago  
Faker than my ex’s mother’s tits. 1 week ago +1
Hotter 1 week ago  
*obligatory “I’ve got wood” joke* 1 week ago +1
I also don’t have the patience to learn but that’s only half of why I refuse to try. 1 week ago  
If they bring it upon themselves, it’s not wrong to discriminate. If you scream into a headset over something in a video game, you take either the game or yourself too seriously. As for the people who are desperate virgins who COULD settle for a cheap hooker but chose not to because it’s “beneath them to stoop that low” need to learn the lesson that beggars can’t be choosers. 1 week ago +1
If getting a stiffy from getting kicked in the groin by a female bully counts, 11. If it involves actual devices to count, 19. 1 week ago +3
If by A you mean the people who scream into headsets, they deserve whatever bullsh*t they get. As for B, just find a cheap hooker that’s willing if it means that much to ya, otherwise stop complaining. 1 week ago +2
Not saying that ALL people who play chess are pretentious, but if the people in the chess club from when I was in high school are any indication, there are a very large number of them who think that just because they can play a complicated board game, they are better by default than those who don’t. There is definitely a strong sense of elitism in the chess community and it’s gonna be too difficult to be worth it for any individual to convince me otherwise. TL;DR Fvck chess! 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIdjeUPjc5o 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7u1W-uESsts 1 week ago  
I specified the word head to avoid someone posting a band that I didn’t list as a nonexistent third option because they don’t like either but felt it necessary to still comment. 1 week ago  
There’s some battles. Not sure if it’s the type you’re into, but there are definitely some good fight scenes. Involving big swords. An amazing series overall for sure. 1 week ago +1
Goat 1 week ago +1
They aren’t afraid to fully express themselves. 1 week ago  
Obviously 1 week ago +1
Having dated a few in the past, I can confirm this 1 week ago  
1 week ago  
Oops. 1 week ago  
Kinkeh 1 week ago  
Read description: “aesthetics only”. If they were ONLY about looks, would you feel the same? 1 week ago  
Which animal that they are posed with is cooler? Body mods aren’t for everyone. 1 week ago  
5 years. I’ve had a few other part time jobs on the side but they didn’t last. Edited because I did the math wrong. I’ve had a few drinks to relax tonight. 1 week ago  
Ave Satanas 1 week ago +2
Long term, I want to open my own restaurant with a bar and microbrewery. Short term, I want to work somewhere else other than a chocolate factory. 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YByzwW7uhPk 1 week ago  
Fairy Tail 1 week ago  
Beat me to it by an hour 1 week ago  
14 1 week ago +1
For medical reasons. 1 week ago +1
Here’s an article with the official definition of what mental retardation actually is https://www.webmd.com/parenting/baby/intellectual-disability-mental-retardation 1 week ago  
Because they are ‘MURICAN 1 week ago +1
Easy 1 week ago  
Try making an account. 1 week ago +1
An actual digital camera that isn’t part of a cellphone. 1 week ago  
Lucario 1 week ago  
Hotter 1 week ago  
Canada 1 week ago  
Incorrect. ADHD is a deficit of attention span which can, in many cases, be overcome. It is not a deficit of intelligence or a hindrance of ability to take in information. And the hyperactivity aspect is just that, a difficulty in being able to sit still without some form of stimulation. OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder) is a condition that is related to anxiety, not learning difficulties. The reason it is associated with learning disabilities is because in severe cases, habits caused by it can make it hard to focus on things like education. Disabilities associated with learning aren’t always a form of mental retardation. Just because things CAN get in the way of learning, doesn’t mean they WILL. It just causes a few obstacles/distractions to overcome at times. Mental retardation is something completely different. It is an inability to learn new things and develop at a rate that is considered normal. It is something that CAN’T be overcome because it is directly related to comprehension and retention of information and the ability to apply it. 1 week ago  
I’m actually not mentally retarded. I’m just very unstable. There’s a huge difference. It doesn’t hinder my intelligence whatsoever. Bipolar depression doesn’t slow down intellect, nor does ADHD or OCD. You clearly don’t understand how mental illness works. 1 week ago  
Shaggy 1 week ago  
To get a better job. 1 week ago  
5 or 6. First kiss on the lips was when I was about 8. 1 week ago  
Steve Miller Band 1 week ago  
Exactly. Why love someone who is mentally retarded? 1 week ago  
I would never have any feelings like that towards someone who is heavily connected to religion. 1 week ago +2
I stopped watching American Idol when he left. 1 week ago  
I’m a grown man. No shame in this at all. 1 week ago +1
Go commit 1mg dose of etorphine. 1 week ago +1
Go commit lithium diisopropylamide soak 1 week ago +1
Go commit liquid nitrogen submersion. 1 week ago +4
And A would cause the distribution of CP. I’d much prefer lag over something disgusting like that. 1 week ago  
I’ll wait to see whose I end up on before I pick. 1 week ago +2
Specifically female spotted hyenas, to put it in the simplest of terms, have a birth canal that extends out into what is known as a pseudo-penis due to its shape, and they use it both for giving birth and urination. To get knocked up, they have to retract it. 1 week ago  
I’m very hairy. All over my body. 1 week ago  
Give birth like a hyena 1 week ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qauZX3SVKyY 2 weeks ago  
One true friend and several friendly acquaintances (people I can tolerate being around) 2 weeks ago  
Go commit Pseudomonas aeruginosa 2 weeks ago +2
Go commit Spirometra erinaceieuropae 2 weeks ago +2
Go commit Halicephalobus gingivalis 2 weeks ago +3
Go commit Glioblastoma 2 weeks ago +1
The same type who likes it when the red water comes out 2 weeks ago  
Salt and vinegar for me :P 2 weeks ago +1
Go commit Kuru disease. 2 weeks ago +2
Go commit Marburg virus infection 2 weeks ago +2
Go commit Naegleria fowleri infection. 2 weeks ago +3
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9vr3ZL-Ykdo 2 weeks ago  
Plus, B is basically a low budget version of a fursuit. 2 weeks ago  
I’m not evil enough to have a desire to turn an entire site full of people blind. 2 weeks ago +4
Gary Busey for president 2020. 2 weeks ago  
Obviously, I’m bisexual. 2 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=osyK2bFDRoA 2 weeks ago  
Expand my culinary limits. 2 weeks ago  
Find missing clothing by making it appear on my body. 2 weeks ago +3
I enjoy stepping on Lego 2 weeks ago  
Fair enough 2 weeks ago  
When I show any emotion at all. Because I’m short. 2 weeks ago  
Two fish are in a tank. One fish says to the other: how the hell do I drive this thing? 2 weeks ago  
My ex’s stepbrother. Honestly they do make a very good couple. 2 weeks ago  
Better to climb up safely than to use a human slingshot, overshoot it and make a painful crash landing. 2 weeks ago +2
Republicans whe legit don’t care disagree with it. 2 weeks ago +1
If by that you mean the infection of dank memes and other moronic trends metastasizing into pop culture (which already has a sizeable amount of malignancy to it), then yes. 2 weeks ago  
Hunting various size woodland game and having it not be considered overkill to use firearms to do it. 2 weeks ago  
No guarantee that A will actually solve his problems by being immortal. It has about the same amount of a chance of backfiring on him and he has to have someone kill him to make sure it’s done right and that he can’t come back from it. 2 weeks ago  
Cozier in the winter. 2 weeks ago +2
There’s no such thing. There isn’t a possibility of it without some for of mass genocide of those who won’t conform to a certain way. Otherwise, regardless of how good things may seem, logistics would inevitably prevent it from lasting any significant amount of time. 2 weeks ago  
Basing it off of the quality of tracks that have one without the other. 2 weeks ago  
It says no pro league in the description. NHL falls under the category of “etc.” 2 weeks ago  
Are all schools privatized in Denmark? I’d the police force privatized? Is the healthcare system there not socialized? If not, then it’s not totally capitalist. There are aspects of socialism. 2 weeks ago +1
I’m not pro level in skills, but I’m pretty decent at hockey. 2 weeks ago  
How is A unprofessional? How does the bumpy, bubbled texture of B look professional? In fact, how can anything that is mass produced and packaged loose in a bag like that look professional? 2 weeks ago  
Name one country that is 100% capitalist that isn’t rife with corruption. My point isn’t that socialism is perfect, but capitalism is based on a system of perpetual greed. 2 weeks ago  
Not close like in the pic for A. I wouldn’t mind having neighbors who are distant but close enough that I can still see their house clearly. 2 weeks ago +1
Trusting an enemy for any reason just seems like a terrible idea to me. 2 weeks ago  
Anyone who thinks A is completely ideal is delusional. 2 weeks ago  
If teamed up with an enemy to fight another enemy that you both share, why would you trust the first enemy not to be using you as a tool against the other enemy? Personally I’d rather fight both than trust either. 2 weeks ago  
Not a hothead 2 weeks ago  
Less of a dank meme. 2 weeks ago  
Both are imperfect systems, so I’d rather the one that is less malicious and cutthroat. 2 weeks ago  
Ben Dover 2 weeks ago  
It’s about the chips themselves, not the packaging, you pretentious fvcktard. KYS! 2 weeks ago  
I hate it because Disney musicals and movies from them with original musical numbers are cancer. Just like guests and conservatives. 2 weeks ago +1
It’s entirely possible for someone two despise more than one person and there’s no guarantee those people will like each other. 2 weeks ago  
Depends on if the pride is actually arrogance or not. There’s a difference but people just consider arrogance about their own country to be patriotic and therefore a default good thing. Nothing wrong with liking where you are from, but if you are obsessive about your pride, it’s just disgusting. 2 weeks ago +1
I’m not a Republican. 2 weeks ago +2
Fvck big corporations. 2 weeks ago  
Unless it’s Halloween decorations. 2 weeks ago  
Whites are more evolved 2 weeks ago +2
https://media1.tenor.com/images/a7e61ecd3fb4881b1358462b84f3cf2b/tenor.gif?itemid=3562814 2 weeks ago  
Joe mama 2 weeks ago  
Hotter 2 weeks ago  
Not from Frozen 2 weeks ago +2
if jogging before a couple miles a day 4/5 days a week before work work counts as running, I’d definitely earn more money unless audiobook count for B. 2 weeks ago  
Exactly. Good content but it took too long to get to the point. 2 weeks ago  
“Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer.” -Black Sabbath 2 weeks ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av14l0E0dFc 2 weeks ago  
Noice 2 weeks ago  
*Hisses at A* 2 weeks ago  
Honestly the only good potato chips that are baked instead of fried. 2 weeks ago  
The books for A were better though. 2 weeks ago  
My bday is on the thirteenth day of a month. 2 weeks ago  
A has better face by a long shot but B has a better top in the picture used. 2 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sAOSCUZjwY4 2 weeks ago  
Depends on the series. 2 weeks ago  
Hotter 2 weeks ago +1
Why do I get the feeling these pics are from Annoying Orange? 2 weeks ago +2
I’m already friends with the devil. 2 weeks ago  
Less British 2 weeks ago  
Never heard of either. 2 weeks ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av14l0E0dFc 2 weeks ago +1
Two years apart is completely harmless. 2 weeks ago  
Whichever is less centered around “fan-service”. 2 weeks ago +1
Just barely though and really only at night. 2 weeks ago +1
A is basic and B is disgusting 2 weeks ago +1
Not sure why but I find that oddly kinky 2 weeks ago +1
He’s from a hick state. Low education level is average. Between the Midwest American and Chicago being possibilities, not surprising at all that they seem like a total moron. 2 weeks ago +2
*delivers the 6 pallets of exotic fish food pellets you ordered* sorry it’s 3 days late. 2 weeks ago  
Rather not have a waifu who will nag me. 2 weeks ago +1
Less British 2 weeks ago +1
Hotter 2 weeks ago  
There’s always gelato, frozen custard and frozen yogurt. 2 weeks ago  
C: anything Shaggy does with 1% of his power. 2 weeks ago +1
Anyone who makes fun of Hitler (not just badmouthing, but making actual jokes at his expense) must be a jew trying to be cheeky. 2 weeks ago  
Better hair 3 weeks ago  
Never heard of either 3 weeks ago  
Not A 3 weeks ago  
Found the salty jew 3 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y3z841UJiVk 3 weeks ago +2
Lindsay Lohan circa. 2004. 3 weeks ago  
We’re already here, but we don’t interact much as your species is in a downward spiral of self-perpetrating stupidity and laziness. 3 weeks ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzjeU-gTqpA 3 weeks ago  
Pre WWI Hitler. That mustache was glorious. 3 weeks ago  
Go commit Chernobyl April 26, 1986. 3 weeks ago +1
A is a twig 3 weeks ago  
Go commit full body gangrene. 3 weeks ago +1
Gary Busey would be best. 3 weeks ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2MagIsyupM 3 weeks ago  
The thing on the back of This car https://www.carid.com/images/duraflex/items/on-car/109033-oncar-01.jpg is an example of a spoiler. 3 weeks ago +1
She already does. I have a gf. 3 weeks ago  
I don’t make out with sluts. 3 weeks ago +1
Kinkeh 3 weeks ago  
I’d rather watch hockey. 3 weeks ago  
It’s the hair most likely. 3 weeks ago  
We throw shade about each other all the time. 3 weeks ago  
Depression is a real condition. If you judge someone for have a serious condition like that, YOU are the pathetic one. 3 weeks ago +1
Less evil. 3 weeks ago  
Looks dope. 3 weeks ago +1
As far as animate inanimates are concerned, I completely agree. 3 weeks ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FGaPhLAtaZA 3 weeks ago  
Mostly neutral but they can be cute. 3 weeks ago +1
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo 3 weeks ago +1
I’m serious. Literally the only thing stopping me from going through with it is that would hurt the few people I allow myself to get close to in person. Occasionally putting a genuine smile on their face is legit the only real source of self worth I have. 3 weeks ago  
That and pump action shotguns. 3 weeks ago  
Then the punishment for illegal firearms possession should be death. That’ll scare away at least a few people considering it. 3 weeks ago  
Negative: not going through with suicide. 3 weeks ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uxtcy4FpN8 3 weeks ago  
Shaggy 3 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mjOJeBlUq2Y 3 weeks ago  
Pretty sure it’s about rape induced pregnancy and whether it’s okay to force the victim to suffer through a pregnancy that wasn’t their fault. 3 weeks ago  
Not into modern games. 3 weeks ago  
Not for long term but I’ve got a couple of storage units with enough supplies for about a year or so between them. 3 weeks ago  
Exactly, plus it’s full of French people. 3 weeks ago  
Or possibly a Viking 3 weeks ago +2
First thing that came to mind when I saw the pic for B https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xf6Cn2y2xEc 3 weeks ago  
No u 3 weeks ago +1
Exactly. Close combat takes real guts. All long distance sniping takes is good aim and ability to handle recoil. 3 weeks ago +1
I’m talking about aesthetics only. Which would catch your eye more if you saw it at a car show? 3 weeks ago  
More subtlety. A is usually pretty blunt. 3 weeks ago +1
Not entirely. Plus, anyway who has more than a couple of pistols or pump action shotguns (with the exception of special hunting rifles that are specific to certain kinds of game) are just compensating for something. 3 weeks ago  
I mean she’s kinda hot, but I wouldn’t go that far. 3 weeks ago  
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_irreligion#Countries_and_regions look at the European countries. More countries from that continent have relatively high rates of secularism than any other continent. 3 weeks ago  
I don’t trust it. 3 weeks ago  
More evolved 3 weeks ago  
As if I don’t have enough to be depressed about already. 3 weeks ago  
Had that existential crisis go through my head many times when I first left the nondenominational Christian faith that my parents raised me to believe. Then I found reincarnation. It might seem like bullsh*t at first, but if you think of it from a perspective of it being something that scientists refuse to look into because they associate it with religion/superstition and just write it off as bogus because they can’t begin to think of a way to study it using traditional scientific methods, it kinda seems less like nonsense and is quite a comfort. 3 weeks ago  
Honestly, adding that sort of thing to a few other machines temporarily once in a while could potentially increased revenue because word will spread that there is more winnings to be won at that establishment. Getting rid of a machine that could draw in more patrons seems like a bad business move imo. 3 weeks ago  
My guess is one with mostly high numbers. 3 weeks ago +1
Printer colors 3 weeks ago +2
C: bidet. 3 weeks ago  
Actually heard of it. 3 weeks ago  
Never played either. 3 weeks ago  
Lol Steve McGranahan 3 weeks ago  
This wouldn’t happen sincer her boyfriend is completely straight. 3 weeks ago  
You could always ask alexw to change it. 3 weeks ago  
To be fair he was 19 and the inner city school district he graduated from isn’t exactly known for producing intelligent people. 3 weeks ago  
Beavis and Butthead 3 weeks ago +1
“In person”. Reading something online doesn’t count, twàtbag. Also, you seriously underestimate the stupidity of my coworkers if you think this is fake. 3 weeks ago  
https://i.imgur.com/zN4usHZ.jpg 3 weeks ago +1
Australia is just British Texas. 3 weeks ago +1
Social democrat 3 weeks ago  
I’ll just reincarnate like last time and all the times before that. 3 weeks ago +1
Yeet 3 weeks ago  
Look I hate my ex too, but she’s not THAT evil. 3 weeks ago +2
People who vote B are either trolling or retarded. 3 weeks ago  
I’m not an attention whore 3 weeks ago +1
I’m not 12 3 weeks ago  
Exactly 3 weeks ago  
Just hope for a neutral temperature breeze in late August at sundown to split the difference. 3 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nP8UXGX4XhE soiled it 10 minute loop 3 weeks ago  
What conservatives think climatology is. 3 weeks ago  
*the bibles disintegrate on contact* 3 weeks ago  
Most of the sand near me is in riverbeds and creekbeds. 3 weeks ago +1
In a way, yes. 3 weeks ago +1
Both decent, B is slightly better. 3 weeks ago  
Nope. Not how I meant it. See explanation I gave ilovefreedom. 3 weeks ago +1
They don’t. It turns into a pearl just like it would in any other clam or oyster. 3 weeks ago +3
HAIL SCIENCE! 3 weeks ago +3
Probably heard it from some law firm advert. 3 weeks ago  
Hopefully more of a thing than someone who wears a millennial pink hat. 3 weeks ago +1
Just get a can of compressed air (like you get to clean dust out of a computer keyboard) and blow it out of the hairs. Worked once for an ex. 3 weeks ago +1
Neither but I’m further from B than A. I don’t currently have much but I give a little when I can afford to. 3 weeks ago +1
Heard of A’s main channel. Wouldn’t watch either though because I’d rather play a game than watch someone on a video playing it. 3 weeks ago +1
Doesn’t have monkey lips. 3 weeks ago +1
Imagine if you invented something that people genuinely loved, but you didn’t get any recognition. If the fact that it makes people happy makes it okay in your opinion, pick A. Otherwise, pick B. 3 weeks ago  
He kinda hot tho. 3 weeks ago +1
I honestly wish I would’ve dropped out to pursue a career in culinary arts. If I’d gotten right into it I wouldn’t be stuck at this stupid factory. 4 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmKYrlgFb8U 4 weeks ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FjmINPcEJ60 4 weeks ago  
No U x∞ 4 weeks ago +1
Jub Jub 4 weeks ago  
I would if I didn’t drink so much. Used to have one when I was younger. Now I have to watch what I eat. I thing age might be a factor as well. 4 weeks ago  
No need for a fursuit when I can just morph into a wolf-bat hybrid. 4 weeks ago +1
For some reason I pictured you as Asian. 4 weeks ago +1
Lol I was drunk the first time encountered one of those things at that specific grocery store chain. Apparently I was bowing to it calling it my new robot master. 4 weeks ago +1
B is false. The next president will be Gary Busey 4 weeks ago +1
Hotter 4 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ThnZcNZKnPI 4 weeks ago  
Depends on the person. 4 weeks ago  
Hail Satan 4 weeks ago +1
From what I can tell, Ekzymore-senpai is truly a homosexual, and his difference should be understood and respected. 1 month ago  
Love of rusty spoons is better than realistic Sesame Street. 1 month ago +1
I’m a satanist in real life. Not the kind that believes in a literal devil (despite the existence of human embodiments of evil like politicians, lawyers and Wall Street fat cats), but the kind that sees Satan as a symbolic embodiment of opposing everything wrong with Abrahamic religion. 1 month ago  
His words, not mine. Explaining, not justifying. Completely different. 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0iAuw5dxQFg 1 month ago  
Rusty spoons > educational stuff for small children about reality. 1 month ago +1
Don’t gotta be a junky to do that. Just gotta get yourself enough of the stuff to do it. 1 month ago  
He gay for real. 1 month ago  
Neither, because 1, I’m not a moronic coward who focuses on trivial things like sexuality to such an extent that I need to justify my words based on such a thing, and 2, because I’m bisexual and can play it off as something between me trying to be funny and me expressing exaggerated thoughts from the side of my personality that isn’t straight for laughs. 1 month ago +2
What freedom said, plus I’ve got experience from working at a haunted house attraction as a zombie and would make an excellent extra in a zombie movie. 1 month ago +1
Already am. But I still hold down a job and have a good relationship with my gf and bff so at least there’s that. 1 month ago +1
Already knew B 1 month ago +1
Bunch of over the top nonsense like a Michael Bay film. Feels like it’s trying way too hard. 1 month ago  
Yep 1 month ago +2
*drawn out screaming and flashing lights. 1 month ago +1
A has free healthcare, a legal drinking age two years lower than in America, and legalized weed for recreational use. They have plenty of freedom. They should definitely leave the British commonwealth though. Get that hag off of their money. 1 month ago +5
Well since both probably are, they might still end up being friends since they seem to have stuff in common. 1 month ago  
That’s the best way to start romance. If the relationship can survive that, they have a strong chance of it lasting a very long time. 1 month ago  
*will. Otherwise CPS will have to help get them to a place that CAN change them. It would kinda suck though having to snitch on your kid for being the abusive one. 1 month ago  
Both amazing but I’ve never lost a cavity filling to B, sooo.... 1 month ago  
Having a kid who is afraid of everything wouldn’t be too terrible because helping them overcome those fears could be great for bonding, but accommodating a ton of allergies would not only be expensive, but heartbreaking to see them not being able to enjoy so many things most others can. 1 month ago  
Go commit raw fugu liver munch. 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gcw3alghsJk 1 month ago  
I’d be very cautious but I’d give them one last chance. 1 month ago  
Addicted to spicy food already. 1 month ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FIdjeUPjc5o 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=La8UmQOleqQ 1 month ago  
At least where you live. 1 month ago  
Just a heads up, they taste pretty much the same as a regular one. At least the one I tried did. 1 month ago  
Why that dude in the middle look like Link Neal from the first few seasons of Good Mythical Morning? 1 month ago +1
Nothing that associates him with me. 1 month ago  
If he was a deadbeat, I’d call him by his first name 1 month ago +5
Confucius say: man standing on toilet is high on pot. 1 month ago +1
Reverse streaking (fully clothed with excessive layers) through a nudist colony just to see their reaction. As opposed to the regular way of streaking which I shall plead the fifth as to whether I’ve ACTUALLY done on multiple occasions. 1 month ago +2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gF0mi7cCpCI 1 month ago  
Sinks can’t open doors. Let that sink in. 1 month ago +1
Better hair 1 month ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=13T27T2Wxxc 1 month ago  
Drunken Fist 1 month ago +1
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lMrDUOe2uuk 1 month ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39fMl8qjI1k 1 month ago  
Hard to find around my neck of the woods. I’d probably cheer about it too. 1 month ago +2
If you hate abortions, you should love gays and lesbians since they have the lowest amount of them out of anyone. 1 month ago  
Hail Satan 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xNzBgR0UoYo 1 month ago  
Honestly there needs to be a separate word for that type of person that doesn’t sully the reputation of levelheaded moderates. 1 month ago +1
I had another one say something along the lines of “people who are suicidal because they feel worthless are right and should off themselves because their negativity was what’s wrong with society.” 1 month ago  
Not really if you stop to think about it. 1 month ago +1
Kinda but not always. 1 month ago  
Whiter 1 month ago +1
Anything past medium might as well be jerky. 1 month ago +4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=txfdGlxEsG8 1 month ago +1
Whichever side is loaded with more garlic. 1 month ago +1
Looking at society, reliance on convenience is a slippery and increasingly toxic slope. Convenience can be good, but I’d often unnecessary. 1 month ago +1
If you are intelligent enough to read one, I’m not sure why it would matter. 1 month ago  
Traffic cone fetish. 1 month ago +1
Very risky though. 1 month ago +1
Better hair and face 1 month ago +1
What’s sad is that you get offended or at least slightly bothered by a classic albeit clichè joke about a country who’s stereotypical reputation is of cowardice. 1 month ago  
Ikr 1 month ago +1
On average. 1 month ago  
That’s because you’re an ignorant moron who buys into the toxic christian mindset that makes up approximately 95% of your islands and it’s archaic, ass-backwards ideals. 1 month ago +3
Same thing really. 1 month ago  
Honestly it’s probably the other way around, seeing as how we have a corporate fat cat in the Oval Office. 1 month ago +1
Obviously. 1 month ago  
Goat 1 month ago +1
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/ef088998-68d3-4159-bb51-d36d091cce7f 1 month ago +1
Pong 1 month ago +1
A then B 1 month ago +1
Good 1 month ago +3
Shrek 1 month ago  
What genre you want? 1 month ago +1
Hockey 1 month ago  
Hail Satan (symbolically) 1 month ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dlwhjIJbx4 1 month ago  
Very tough, I love both. 1 month ago  
Never heard of you 1 month ago  
Use it to cut my everclear 1 month ago  
Doesn’t matter, had sex. 1 month ago  
Wait a minute, why is this under “random not voted”? 1 month ago  
Deez Nutz 1 month ago  
Better hair 1 month ago  
C: something pagan, more appropriate for the season since the solstice is what should rightfully be celebrated in late December. 1 month ago  
Hotter 1 month ago  
Found the jew 1 month ago  
People who refuse to have a profile pic should be aborted from the site. 1 month ago +4
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA 1 month ago  
Neither is reality, it’s all just a very persistent illusion. Invisibility is a relative thing and Thanksgiving is coming on the Fourth of July this year! I hate cough syrup, don’t you? Doesn’t matter, none of it does! Get crazy with the cheese whiz snorting coke with a rock and roll clown! 1 month ago +3
Hell I’d take a vampire that demands a pint of my blood once a week over my current neighbors. Obnoxious Caribbean Hispanics that play their music at full blast, are constantly renovating their house at odd hours of the night and have several screaming kids that never shut up. 1 month ago  
Why must you insult Zaboomafoo? 1 month ago  
You’re still talking about plowing your maternal parental figures, which is disgusting. 1 month ago +4
A person who does heroic acts primarily for the accolades is no hero at all. If you save a life to make yourself look like a good person, you’re just a bad person who happened to have done a good thing. 1 month ago +3
Do you have proof that the studies that claim this to be the conclusion were not funded by a group or multiple groups that have an anti-masturbation/anti-smut agenda? Because otherwise I find that very difficult to believe. A claim like that just reeks of conservative propaganda. 1 month ago  
Exactly. 1 month ago  
It said they were lesbians, not bisexuals. Therefore it wouldn’t be consensual on their part and thus you’d be guilty of rape. 1 month ago  
At that point it is abuse. There is a difference. 1 month ago  
That really depends on what type of lesbians they are. They could be butch lesbians for all you know. On the flip side of that, A could be a couple of drag queens. 1 month ago  
I’ve actually known several who were raised by such families and all but one of them ended up heterosexual. Most of them are in committed relationships with people of the opposite sex and the rest are single by choice because they want to focus on furthering their education. 1 month ago  
The truth of the matter is that the only times it’s a matter of lacking self control is when there is a legitimate mental disorder like the rare form of Tourette’s syndrome that actually fits the stereotype of them uncontrollably blurting out obscenities or some other ailment that has a similar effect on the individual afflicted by it. Those who nonchalantly use curse words in casual conversation don’t have problems with self control (at least as far as the type of language they use is concerned.) 1 month ago  
What you’re doing is trying to justify your mentality that somehow, people that curse are lesser than you by presenting it as a sign of something being wrong with them. You feel the need to look down on those who do things you were (most likely) raised to think of as a bad thing. Being that you are the conservative type, I suspect that use profane language is among such things. 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM 1 month ago  
https://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/538890/does-swearing-make-you-likable/ 1 month ago  
https://www.medicaldaily.com/dirty-mouth-may-be-sign-integrity-study-associates-swearing-increased-honesty-407640 1 month ago  
https://www.sciencealert.com/swearing-is-a-sign-of-more-intelligence-not-less-say-scientists 1 month ago  
There’s nothing wrong with an open-palm slap to the clothed behind as a form of punishment if done in moderation. 1 month ago  
Less likely to force me into sports as a kid. Then again, A might pressure me I to joining a musical theater group. 1 month ago +4
Kys 1 month ago +13
Because that song deserves a REAL nightcore remix, not just a sped up version they slapped a nightcore label on. 1 month ago  
Still, you’re bothered by it and, in true conservative fashion, try to make it seem like a matter of class or morality. 1 month ago  
Just a toy, therefore not street legal and thus, doesn’t count. 1 month ago +1
Tarbender I need a drother nink! 1 month ago  
Children shouldn’t be allowed to get away with bad behavior without negative consequences. 1 month ago  
Anyone who is upset by “foul language”, especially when it’s not even directed at them, is someone that is so weak that they let patterns of sound hitting their eardrums hurt them. Pretty pathetic once you realize this. 1 month ago +1
Exactly, we want workers that are actually capable of getting important jobs done the right way. 1 month ago  
That’s called riding, not driving. 1 month ago +1
There is something almost identical to that which does exist: North Korea. 1 month ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PVZN3FcyoFU 1 month ago  
I question the sanity of anyone who doesn’t. 1 month ago  
A is just begging for the amount of MVC’s (motor vehicle accidents) to to skyrocket. B isn’t so bad as long as it’s nothing too demanding/exhausting for them and they don’t have long hours to work. And not before they are at least 10 years of age. 1 month ago  
Honey badger 1 month ago +1
Mongoose 1 month ago  
Mythbusters actually did an episode on that subject. 1 month ago +1
Almost 25, so not that far off. 1 month ago  
Not familiar with those names so I’ll take your word for it. We still cool though? 1 month ago +1
Ilovefreedom can take them out with his ammo and I’ll melt them with mine. 1 month ago +1
*sigh* I guess I have to wait to comment who I’d pick for A. 1 month ago +1
At least your heart was in the right place. 1 month ago +2
Not a fish-man from a superhero comic. 1 month ago +1
I can see more why some would see A as one. B just describes someone who is obsessed with money and power and really after anarchy to eliminate any possible roadblocks in their way to being as ruthless and cutthroat as possible to get as much money and power as they can while appealing to rebellious youth with the a mindset of “any and all laws, even if they are actually reasonable, are a form of oppression”. Misclick BTW. With A, it’s only impossible when both halves of it are full blown. If the mindset is just a few aspects of both along with things that don’t contradict either, it’s actually possible. 1 month ago  
Found the BLM SJW. 1 month ago +1
SLOL. I’d have picked usmanc but I’d risk loosing three important B’s in my life: booze, bacon and bisexuality. 1 month ago  
Agreed. But not all agree so this question is more directed at them. 1 month ago  
On an MP3 player that does ONLY music, it should be on the top. 1 month ago +1
Your mother definitely should have used one. 1 month ago +1
He’s a conservative, do you really expect him to understand reasonable logic as opposed to blaming something they deem “icky” or “taboo” for people’s problems? 1 month ago +5
If I’m like any rodent, I’d be like Tamiasciurus hudsonicus, not any member of the taxonomic families Sigmodontinae or Murinae. 1 month ago  
I have no desire to reproduce with my gf (or anyone else). Never said anything about snuggling with a partner. 1 month ago  
I’m guessing you’re enjoying a good, hearty bowl of soup? Weird flex but aight. 1 month ago +2
Racist 1 month ago  
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