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Joined on October 3rd, 2014 (1,600 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 1,192

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Comments: 142

Profile views: 307


15 year-old anime freak. I love playing old arcade games and reading. I have a few issues.... but PM me if you want to talk, I enjoy every conversation.


NapoleanDynamite has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather Use this "L" wallpaper (Death Note) or This "L" wallpaper (Death Note) 3 years ago 213 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Use this Death Note wallpaper or This Death Note wallpaper 3 years ago 90 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which picture retake is funnier Sexual toys or Pulling a "Meralin Monroe" 4 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bare butts or Animal skin 4 years ago 128 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Iron skirts or Drawn on side boob 4 years ago 110 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which picture retake is funnier Wine feet or Midget people 4 years ago 123 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which picture retake is funnier Mellon boobs or Prego lady 4 years ago 117 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a 3 carrot ring or 3 karat ring 4 years ago 156 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Do drugs or Lick your moms foot 4 years ago 211 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which present would you rather get for Christmas Game Boy Pokemon game or Real light saber 4 years ago 137 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which X-box controller is better Titanfall or Camouflage 4 years ago 120 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which picture is funnier Transformer penis or How the TMNT's were born 4 years ago 116 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which picture is funnier Pooh or Trail mix 4 years ago 120 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? I'm not sure... or Do I even want to know??? 4 years ago 154 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have big eyes or lips 4 years ago 124 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Wall- E or Eve 4 years ago 162 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which one are you most likely to do Cuddle and get a boner or Get drunk and win a dance 4 years ago 149 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which one are you more likely to do Sit and wait for your problems to go away or Have angry sex 4 years ago 140 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which "some s-cards" is/are you This one or This one 4 years ago 137 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which "some e-cards" quote is better Women vs. Men or Fashion Police 4 years ago 116 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather eat all of this Fruit or Junk food 4 years ago 216 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Which "lil Pokemon friends" drawing is cuter Togepi or Dratini 4 years ago 171 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which "lil Pokemon friends" drawing is cuter Eevee or Psyduck 4 years ago 180 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which "lil Pokemon friends" drawing is cuter Totodile or Cyndaquil 4 years ago 150 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which "lil Pokemon friends" drawing is cuter Squirtle or Growlithe 4 years ago 246 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which "lil Pokemon friends" drawing is cuter Charmander or Pikachu 4 years ago 160 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which sweater is uglier Self-knitted tassel sweater or This.... thing... 4 years ago 203 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which sweaters are uglier Jingle my bells, Feel the joy or I felt the joy, Reindeer nipples 4 years ago 212 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which costume is cuter Terminator or Fairy 4 years ago 194 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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If you had to choose a background, which one would you choose Ash background or Pokemon background 4 years ago 167 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which disease would you rather have ADHD (Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) or OCD (Obsessive-compulsive disorder) 4 years ago 305 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Give someone head in a dirty public bathroom or Eat all 12 War Heads candy canes at one time without stopping and getting drinks or whatever 4 years ago 163 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Can you spot the 1 difference and put it in the comments Yes I can or No 4 years ago 110 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which Pokemon picture is better Poke-ball picture or Ash picture 4 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which Royal Pains character is better Evan R. Lawson (Paulo Costanzo) or Henry "Hank" Lawson (Mark Feuerstein) 4 years ago 57 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which Royal Pains picture is better Beach picture or Map picture 4 years ago 77 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which Sons Of Anarchy picture is better Shirt design or Tattoo design 4 years ago 110 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Vote for Pedro or Nope, I hate him 4 years ago 150 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you like Napoleon's awesome dance moves Heck yeah! or No, gosh! 4 years ago 172 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have This awesome bed or Have this awesome bed 4 years ago 163 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight between these two guys Dr. House MD or Dr. Sheldon Cooper 4 years ago 121 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Are you a colorful, or outgoing person Very much or Nope, not at all 4 years ago 138 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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You like me (as a friend of course)? Yes, you're cool or No, I hate you 4 years ago 102 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch "The Quarterback" episode of Glee or Be killed by Dexter 4 years ago 109 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hang out with An owl or With any one of the Incredibles 4 years ago 166 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch Bevis and Butthead or No. I hate it 4 years ago 155 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which image is more beautiful This picture or This picture 4 years ago 147 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which funny quote is better When a guy calls you hot, he's looking at your body, When a guy calls you pretty, he is looking at your face, When a guy calls you beautiful, he is looking at your heart. All three guy still wanna f*** you though. or Religion is like a penis. It's fine to have one. It's fine to be proud of it. But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around, and please don't try to shove it down my children's throats. 4 years ago 128 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat cum-sickles or Drink period soup 4 years ago 114 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (1971) or Charlie and The Chocolate Factory (2005) 4 years ago 159 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The Ten Commandments (1923) or The Ten Commandments (1956) 4 years ago 93 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ben-Hur (1925) or Ben-Hur (1959) 4 years ago 96 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Around The World In 80 Days (1956) or Around The World In 80 Days (2004) 4 years ago 107 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The Parent Trap (1961) or The Parent Trap (1998) 4 years ago 119 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Freaky Friday (1976) or Freaky Friday (2003) 4 years ago 111 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which movie is better The Nutty Professor (1963) or The Nutty Professor (1996) 4 years ago 119 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which movie is better Oceans 11 (1960) or Oceans 11 (2001) 4 years ago 87 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which movie is better Annie (1982) or Annie (2014) 4 years ago 135 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The Poseidon Adventure (1972) or The Poseidon Adventure (2006) 4 years ago 85 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which Karate Kid is better The Karate Kid (1984) or The Karate Kid (2010) 4 years ago 163 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Watch Pokemon or Rugrats: All Grown Up or Neither 4 years ago 150 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Draw manga or anime or Neither 4 years ago 178 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which Batman image do you think is better Coffee Batman face or City fire Batman figure 4 years ago 135 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become a Star Wars geek or Live off of only the money found around your house for 3 months 4 years ago 141 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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If someone where to randomly walk up to you on any random day, what would you mostly likely be thinking about Something like this or Something a little more like this instead 4 years ago 120 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which team are you on Team Sloth or Team Owl 4 years ago 124 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have AIDS or Ebola 4 years ago 183 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be left on the moon or out in space with a space suit and only the tools necessary to survive 2 years on a 2 1/2 year exploration on conserving resources. or Go to the Shawshank Redemption for 3 days but come into contact with the "sisters" multiple times 4 years ago 97 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Will you miss/ do you miss Finn Hudson (Cory Monteith) or No, I didn't like/ care for him at all 4 years ago 111 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which line is better Say Ernie, would you like some ice cream? Sherbert or Roses are red, weed is greener, I think about you when I touch my wiener 4 years ago 106 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to feel Love or Hate 4 years ago 130 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get this Sons Of Anarchy tattoo on your back (full size) or Get the Superman symbol branded onto your chest (full size) 4 years ago 115 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which picture would you most likely use as a desktop wallpaper Neo decoder wallpaper or Neo and Trinity wallpaper 4 years ago 107 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which movie(s) is worse The Planet of The Apes movies or Honey We Shrunk People movies 4 years ago 137 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If a hot person you had a crush on walked up to you and asked you out on a date would your reaction be Shocked expression or "Ermahgerd you like meh?" 4 years ago 161 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get kicked in the nuts by a pro soccer player with this shoe or Get kicked in the nuts by a pro football player with this shoe 4 years ago 119 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kill this guy with a butter knife or Cut off this guys arms with a spoon 4 years ago 145 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Cum a rainbow of colors or Cum fire (The fire will not hurt you) 4 years ago 146 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be this bird or This gun 4 years ago 168 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get back together with your hot but mean ex or Crap on your own hands and clap 4 years ago 104 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch The Karate Kid or The Matrix 4 years ago 117 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch The Matrix or Any Batman movie 4 years ago 101 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Glee or Royal Pains 4 years ago 79 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Sons Of Anarchy or The Walking Dead 4 years ago 94 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Big Bang Theory or Dexter 4 years ago 103 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Maroon V or Escape The Fate 4 years ago 93 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is funnier Old Napoleon and Pedro or Young Kip 4 years ago 117 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which Deb is hotter During "Napoleon Dynamite" or After "Napoleon Dynamite" 4 years ago 964 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Napoleon Dynamite costume(s) are/is better Vote for Pedro or La Fawnduh 4 years ago 151 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat Tots or Vote 4 Pedro 4 years ago 184 votes 10 comments 0 likes

NapoleanDynamite has posted the following comments:

You know me so well 3 years ago  
I agree but still... I am torn 3 years ago  
True dat Pif 3 years ago  
How to fix the problem in "A": DON'T GO SKY DIVING ON SUNDAY 3 years ago +1
Pink is a disgusting color though.... 3 years ago  
No shoes, no socks. I just like to walk around barefoot...got me a few detentions but I told the teacher to f*ck off anyway. 3 years ago  
Hell no 3 years ago  
I clicked the wrong asshole 4 years ago  
Sure, whatever floats your boat. 4 years ago  
All the f*cking time 4 years ago  
DonkeyPunch, Becca, Cantthinkofawittyone, alienboy51, Travis261, and PaidInFull. 4 years ago  
Better off alone 4 years ago  
I think he is the alt of TerryJuice... 4 years ago +1
This was a tough question 4 years ago  
I believe I ca- wait for it... wait for it... n fly!!!" 4 years ago  
Peritwinkle won it for me 4 years ago  
Dick Butt, lol 4 years ago  
Lol. Nice one Witty 4 years ago  
I like the darkness 4 years ago  
Because it's good to be out of the rain.... Yep, I love that song. 4 years ago  
What? 4 years ago  
When would a fat man never have food? 4 years ago  
Free pinecone! :P 4 years ago  
9 for my first kiss... and my mom was 19 and my dad was 18 when I was conceived. 4 years ago  
Did everyone know this? 4 years ago  
Lol 4 years ago  
Lol is right 4 years ago  
Lol. I wish I could pick more users. All of them would be girls except for you though... 4 years ago  
Okay c: 4 years ago  
dmj312, DonkeyPunch, and Becca. 4 years ago +1
..... Do you do it?.... 4 years ago  
Nice try at a 100% dude. Lol 4 years ago  
You're married? 4 years ago +7
Lol. 4 years ago  
I don't want Taylor to write a song about our relationship 4 years ago  
I have huge nuts in my cupboard ;) 4 years ago  
Do you have nuts? 4 years ago  
I meant hate, lol 4 years ago  
This question was made for me 4 years ago  
I'll make one with her then. Make it even 4 years ago  
No, I wish I did though. Imma try to draw them. 4 years ago +1
:P 4 years ago  
You missed an "e" 4 years ago  
What? 4 years ago  
Peach rings are my favorite, screw you "sour gummy worm" people 4 years ago +1
I have nuts... 4 years ago  
Already got it 4 years ago  
I have no idea what those are... 4 years ago +1
It's just his voice, don't know why but I love it. Lol 4 years ago +1
But I love the rain... 4 years ago  
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL. POKEMON! 4 years ago  
I'm 14 but I have the same problem... is that bad? (Mainly just pornography and masturbating, still a virgin though...) 4 years ago +1
Lol, Meaty Ballz 4 years ago +3
There is no difference, look at the hint. You were all wrong 4 years ago  
Why? 4 years ago  
Batman is no longer in the Justice League 4 years ago  
BOOM BOOM :DDDDD 4 years ago  
Desperate Housewives 4 years ago  
It wouldn't matter if they got raped, I'd still love them. 4 years ago +307
I don't know, but count me in. 4 years ago +1
Look at the hint I gave you. 4 years ago +1
No Comment... 4 years ago +1
I have no friends... 4 years ago +1
Ronald McDonald is scary af! 4 years ago +1
Who said they were diseases? 4 years ago +1
You're welcome :) 4 years ago +1
Yep :) Lol 4 years ago +1
I own the movie, but how did you get it? Did you just magically find it or what? 4 years ago +1
Hey! You see that chair over there?It has more emotion than Kristen Stewart 4 years ago +5
Daryl Dixon is hawt either way. 4 years ago +4
They need to stop making Terminator movies before we get sick of them and build our own Terminator to retaliate. 4 years ago +4
Neither... 4 years ago +2
What if he means, eat the entire orange, like the peel and all? 4 years ago +1
Anything but dark chocolate, ew 4 years ago +1
Chi-wa-wa!!! 4 years ago +1
i'd rather be well known in death... not much I'm known for in life. 4 years ago +1
#Lovedit 4 years ago +1
I forgot about it until I saw this question... 4 years ago +1
Tigers beat house cats. 4 years ago +1
Vague... 4 years ago +1
If my friend farts, no doubt we would be on the floor laughing so hard, she would fart again. Lol 4 years ago +4
I just randomly choose one, lol 4 years ago +1
I would if I could... 4 years ago +3
NAPOLEON!!!! 4 years ago +1
I just choose the cuter girl :P 4 years ago +1
Where is the "both" button when you need it? 4 years ago +8
I am sorry, but what the hell are you asking? 4 years ago +3
Of course, Critical Drive did this question... 4 years ago +1
What was the question? 4 years ago +3
Everybody has OCD to some extent. 4 years ago +2
You are peculiar.... 4 years ago +1
You sure like soda don't you? 4 years ago +1
>_> 4 years ago +1
You're lost on a deserted island, would you rather have a block of gold in your pocket or food... I pick food, that is the obvious answer. 4 years ago +2
Any of the Black City characters , Any of the Maximum Ride characters 4 years ago +1
I agree, the guy that plays Dexter is hot 4 years ago +4
Yes, I forced Glee upon you. Mwahahaha!!! 4 years ago +1
I have no idea, just thought it was pretty 4 years ago +1
:C 4 years ago +1
Mikenzie 4 years ago +1
oompa loompa's... I thought they were big carrots 4 years ago +1
I thought we needed more "neither" options. :) 4 years ago +1
Might take you more than one night. Also... what are you going to do it with? 4 years ago +1
Good boy :) 4 years ago +1
Do it now 4 years ago +1
O_O Calm down dude 4 years ago +1
Be good. 4 years ago +1
Lol 4 years ago +1
I am evil. Watch out boy. 4 years ago +1
I am to evil to use it for good >:) 4 years ago +2
OWLS WILL RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!!!! 4 years ago +1
He was on Glee, one of the main and best characters I think. Born in Calgary, Canada, in 1982, actor Cory Monteith grew up in Victoria after his parents' divorce. He struggled with drug and alcohol problems in his teens. At the age of 19, Monteith went into rehab for the first time. He eventually got sober and discovered acting. He first appeared on the television show Stargate Atlantis in 2004. In 2006, Monteith landed a recurring role on Kyle XY and a small part in the movie Final Destination 3. He got his big break when he won the role of Finn Hudson on Glee, which debuted in 2009. The series about a high school glee club became a huge success and made Monteith a popular young star. In March 2013, Monteith returned to rehab for treatment. He died on July 13, 2013, in Vancouver, Canada from a heroin and alcohol overdose.... I'd like to put more but this is already sooooo long as it is, to see more go to: http://www.biography.com/people/cory-monteith-21283681#synopsis 4 years ago +1
Then I could figure out who loves me by sensing all the hate. 4 years ago +1
That's just nice... disturbing to know what is that white sauce on my burger... but nice.... Jk 4 years ago +1
Already got French in the bag. 4 years ago +1
I already have my suspicions... 4 years ago +1
I have a 1:6 chance and I'm dying anyway... 4 years ago +1
Hollow Man all over again 4 years ago +1
I hate coffee 4 years ago +1
Where's Daryl? 4 years ago +1
Who is the sick bastard that though of this question? 4 years ago +1
I only use one earbud anyway 4 years ago +1
"...What a wonderful phrase! It our problem free, philosophy!!!" 4 years ago +1
I'm going to hell anyways... 4 years ago +1
I'm already a great liar 4 years ago +1
If they would like to be killed then... more power to them. If not, I need a set of full body restraints. 4 years ago +1
I would be 2'9'' tall.... 4 years ago +1
i feel like there are alot of these questions 4 years ago +1
I'm dead, why the hell would I care anyways. And if no one would get anything from my will anyway... I'll just leave it all to my cats. :3 4 years ago +1
Ikr, I hate it when it does that... 4 years ago +1
I wanted to put a spider there but it didn't fit the requirements for the size of the image... 4 years ago +1
No one must know..... you didn't here anything from me... 4 years ago +1
I don't know why... but I sorta hate you 4 years ago +2
Not a chance 4 years ago +1
Do you not like Maroon 5? 4 years ago +1
TOTS!!! 4 years ago +2
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