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Be back in July. You smart ass bitches. :P

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6502 Characters for the title. I think... 300 characters. or 300 characters 4 years ago 106 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Should we give up numerical age and go with a emotional , independent age? Meaning the more grown up someone proves to be then they reap the benefits. Yes. or No. 4 years ago 184 votes 23 comments 0 likes
Should parents make kids buy their own stuff. By increasing the money they get from chores? Yes, because it will make them take care of their stuff. or No, because they should be kids and not have to worry about stuff like that yet. 4 years ago 190 votes 12 comments 0 likes
You are now reborn. Would you rather. Have a lot of money but no useful skills. or Have a lot of useful skills but poor. 4 years ago 230 votes 15 comments 0 likes
You are now a 15 year old mutant. Would you rather Go to Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters. or Learn to control your powers on your own. 4 years ago 240 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Take a ride on the Magic School Bus driven by Otto Mann. or Travel to Imagination land with Kenny. 4 years ago 181 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Wake up on a ship designed to be a maze. It is sinking and there are only 5 medium sized oxygen tanks, somewhere in the maze. or Wake up on an airship designed to be a maze. There is a timer counting down when the timer hits zero the floor that you are standing on will retract. 4 years ago 144 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Wake up in Library that is constructed to be a maze. Someone sets the maze on fire. or Wake up in a Garden that is constructed to be a maze with electric fences surrounding the maze. Someone let's the rabid rottweilers out into the garden. 4 years ago 147 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Pull the plug. or Leave the plug. 4 years ago 195 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have your skin pigmentation change color based on your mood. (An Example; Sad makes your skin blue.) or Have your sense of taste change based on your mood. (An Example; Sad makes all food bitter.) 4 years ago 209 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Lose control over what you say. or Lose control over what your body does. 4 years ago 161 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Work as a Disney character in Disney World for 10 years. or Work as a mall security guard for 10 years. 4 years ago 240 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a dog with 1 random superpower. or Have a cat that can turn human. 4 years ago 199 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Get a chance to redeem yourself for a past mistake. 50/50 shot. or Get a chance to see a future mistake. 50/50 shot. 4 years ago 172 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Should someone have the right to complain about a reposted question IF the person who is complaining didn't use tags on their question? Yes. or No 4 years ago 115 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Get the chance to create your own human. or Get the chance to create your own job. 4 years ago 192 votes 13 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Know the all the people you are going to have sex with. or Know the last person you marry. 4 years ago 207 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Rrrather plays The Last Of Us. Would you rather (Virus Apocalypse.) Smuggle Guns. Penalty is death but you get more money. or Smuggle Drugs. Penalty is 15 years in prison. 4 years ago 138 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather (Date Series.) Go to a gun range and shoot different objects with different guns. or Go to a sword shop and cut objects with different swords. 4 years ago 369 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Increase the risk of injury of everything by 25%. or Increase the rate of boredom of everything by 25%. 4 years ago 167 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Go through a maze. or Go through an obstacle course. 4 years ago 191 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a starter pokemon as a friend. or Have a robot as a friend. 4 years ago 174 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a pure 50-50 question. or Have the question with the most comments. 4 years ago 205 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Be the first person to get 100% question. or Be the first person to answer every question. 4 years ago 160 votes 16 comments 0 likes
Would you rather One of your parents be a Gym Leader. or One of your parents be a Professor of Pokemon. 4 years ago 2,021 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get rid of The stereotype that says athletic people aren't smart. or The stereotype that says good looking people don't have personality. 4 years ago 124 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Watch a television show about someone who can't move on his own gain telepathic powers. At first his mission is noble then he becomes power hungry and greedy. (Set in Modern times.) or Watch a television show about a magician who sees a future where his younger brother dies and he tries to protect him while his brother is a on peace mission for the kingdom. (Set in Medieval times.) 4 years ago 173 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather (Volunteer Series.) Suicide Hotline. or Battered Women's Shelter. 4 years ago 121 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather (Volunteer Series.) Travel to Africa to go help. or Travel to South America to go help. 4 years ago 210 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Is it better to idolize.. Fictional Person. or Real Person. 4 years ago 256 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have to do Fight a bull to death. or Fight four dogs to death. 4 years ago 136 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather compete in Action News Team. 3vs3 you get tasks that you to make happen and 1 of you has to capture it on film to give to the station. Can't sabotage enemy team. Unlimited lives in case of death. or Sharks vs Jets. 3 vs3. 1 team gets Jets with unlimited bullets and missiles. 1 team gets motorcycles any kind. 1 life per player. It is in the city, motorcyclists can shoot at the jets with guns only. 4 years ago 125 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather compete in Bounty. 5 hunters vs 5 prey. Hunters get whatever weapon and gear they want. Prey have to find their stuff, randomly scattered through out the map. or Scavenger Hunt. 10 players 1 game master. Riddles are give and you find them through out the map. First one to bring it back to the Game Master wins that round. Can kill each other if you make or find a weapon. 4 years ago 99 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather compete in Capture the Flag or Storm the Castle 4 years ago 185 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather play A horror game made by Tberr or A anime game made by Otakumon 4 years ago 142 votes 24 comments 0 likes
In a competition that is meaningless. Would you rather Try to go for the win. or Just chill until it is over. 4 years ago 164 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather play A game where you are invisible and you can mess with other players. Can't kill them. or A game where you are a monster that evolves and can kill other players. 4 years ago 158 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Would you rather watch A kid growing up in adversity being forged into a hero. or The hero fighting to keep peace and order. While trying to hold onto his ideals of peace and order. 4 years ago 238 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Which video game feature is worse? Being able to severely out level the enemies in a game. or Guards being overly sensitive to player actions. 4 years ago 131 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather become the apprentice of Sherlock Holmes or Bruce Wayne 4 years ago 152 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather become the apprentice of J.R.R Tolkien or Stephen King 4 years ago 249 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather become the apprentice of Henry Ford or John D. Rockefeller 4 years ago 126 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather become the apprentice of Ferdinand Magellan or Charles Wilkes 4 years ago 85 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Would you rather fight A boss that is a highly trained assassin. or A boss that can copy your moves and abilities. 4 years ago 158 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fight A boss with super strength. or A boss that shoots lightning. 4 years ago 240 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fight A boss that can freeze anything. or A boss that can turn anything into a bomb. 4 years ago 114 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fight A boss with telekinetic powers. or A boss with super speed. 4 years ago 142 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fight A boss that makes clones of their self at 50% hp. or A boss that enrages and does 50% more damage at 50% hp. 4 years ago 295 votes 6 comments 0 likes

NeetDetectiveTberr has posted the following comments:

That helicopter tail will beat his helicopter kick. 4 years ago  
I get raged at all the times in games because I beat them. The amount of threats I get is crazy. "You are only good at this game is because you play it so much. You no life geek." "You're a faggot and I am going to rape your mother." "I am going to swat you so bad. Ha ha." "I hope you get fvcking cancer. The worse cancer ever." "Where you live?... Oh yeah. Meet me at McDonald's parking lot so I can kick your ass." So Yeah I would say I can do MLG but I don't have the time to try that. I need to get my life together and get a real job. (Not saying streaming / pro gaming isn't a real job, it is just that I don't think the risk is good enough for the reward.) It is better to get an education and get a job then to risk your future for something you might be good at. 4 years ago +1
You have to find your own style. And practice the basics. I am not saying I am a 10 but practicing does improve your skills a lot. 4 years ago  
10/10 would tell jokes at parties, if I went to them. 4 years ago  
Otakumon is a really good sociopath I would rate him 8. 4 years ago +1
Big Hero 6.. Evil bastards. 4 years ago  
Yeah she is the main protagonist. The dragon tattoo is on her back, so you can't see it. 4 years ago  
0. I need people to tell me all the time what they need / want from me. Or if they need help. I am just so independent that I tell people what I need or want from them or if I need help. A lot of people just keep their mouths shut. And it is apparently your fault for not understanding them or some sh*t. 4 years ago +2
Robot dog for the win. 4 years ago +1
If we are going off pictures I would say I look like the dude. Maybe he is like 1 or 2 better looking than me. But I don't consider him to be higher than a 8. 4 years ago  
To get better at drawing. Start by drawing lines. Keep doing it until you can get a near perfect straight line. Then do a curve in the line. do that until you are good at that too. Then do shapes until you can do each of them perfectly. Then practice tracing other works of art until your lines look perfect. Then you can start on your own art. That is how i learned. (Don't rush through it. It takes years to master the basics.) 4 years ago +2
#Donkey#1 4 years ago  
The only thing that makes the dragon hard to beat are the pillars. None of his abilities hurt that much to kill you in one shot with full iron or diamond armor on. (Don't stand in the fire.) 4 years ago +2
Has a DoT, flies, and swarms you. 4 years ago  
I played like two jrpgmmo's but I just don't remember their names. I am terrible with names. 4 years ago  
Everything is stupid on kinect. That is why no one likes to plug it in. 4 years ago +3
If a movie does amazingly well of course they are going to do that. 4 years ago +1
He is basically like Beast Boy. 4 years ago  
He took on 4 people. He beat 2 people before he even faced the 1 vs 2. 4 years ago +1
With B it would depend on the game we play. If it is a dumb game then of course I am going to die. It would be funny to make flappy bird one of the games. That would be a big troll game. 4 years ago  
Red Dead Revolver isn't part of Red dead franchise? Omg. Troll C0ck is Troll. 4 years ago  
Then sell their soul to the devil for a McDonald's big mac. 4 years ago  
Red Dead Revolver. 4 years ago  
You can take our land, You can take our freedom! BUT YOU WILL NOT TAKE... OUR TEA! 4 years ago +3
There are two Red Dead games. Just pointing that out. 4 years ago  
A could just be a nice threesome. 2015 Let's get weird. 4 years ago +3
I am watching Psycho-pass 2. It is so good. Especially episode 4 when they kill all those people. 4 years ago 4 years ago  
It would be a dream come true. 4 years ago +1
There is a reason I hate them. 4 years ago +7
He wrote that after the fact. 4 years ago  
Just kill him and pretend the corpse is talking to me. Giving me orders. Like the movie Psycho. 4 years ago  
Saw her naked. Pretty nice if you ask me. 4 years ago +3
Makes less noise. 4 years ago +1
If there was a fair system I would care about it. Some achievements you can no longer get. Or ones that you need to glitch to get. It is why I don't care about a lot of things. 4 years ago +1
Write a book and put it in there. Just a account of daily life in this generation. 4 years ago  
I wish we had these. But then everyone gets but hurt of underage drinking when people do it anyways, illegally. 4 years ago  
Already am. People always call bullsh*t and say I am not Hispanic. But I did always love pretending to be Asian on national tests just so I know that I made all of their scores go down by 0.001% It is ridiculous when you look at the sheet that shows all the statistics on the tests and the Asians dominate with high scores. 4 years ago  
Just make good weapons. And cut off their heads and put them outside your house as trophies to show dominance over the wolves. And you make sure to cut out their eyes and cut off their testicles and put their testicles where their eyes were. (If they are still alive. All the better. If you make the kids watch and let them go then later down the line the wolves will never mess with you again.) 4 years ago  
Alexw should give someone who is on here a lot, special privileges so stuff like this doesn't happen. Which I have said quite often. 4 years ago +1
Chat pranks are so funny. 4 years ago 4 years ago  
I wish I had that many men on top of me. Fvck.. I mean women. 4 years ago +2
I can't wait for that new MLK movie to come out. I wonder how they are going to do the assassination scene. 4 years ago +2
Is porn scenery? Just like two people doing in the background. Just image walking into a friends room and you see something in the background and you squint to see what it is. And it turns out to be two dudes going at it. Haha. 4 years ago  
I don't categorize music. But okay. 4 years ago  
I like this song. NSFW 4 years ago  
I assume it is prostitution. 4 years ago  
I am always getting wet. Drowning in the pus. 4 years ago +1
I might need to do a back, up, kick combo. In case they leap into a downward, knock up. 4 years ago  
I get the lazy genius award all the time. It is offensive but I think it is funny. 4 years ago +2
Sounds like me. 4 years ago  
Best of both worlds. 4 years ago +3
Catch myself. And live. 4 years ago +1
I like the bow they have. Also when I was done building my lego whatever I would just deconstruct it and make a lego gun. 4 years ago  
Just dumb songs. It makes me laugh and I enjoy the beats. 4 years ago  
It is called popeye's. 4 years ago +1
But in the future they will be. (Even I had to go into a psychiatric hospital to get evaluated because of my autobiography.) I always get in trouble for writing, so I stopped writing. 4 years ago  
Cuz I'm In Love Wit The CoCo 4 years ago  
Most of the time the story is just recycled trash. 4 years ago  
Josh. 4 years ago  
Fire beats ice. 4 years ago +1
Absolutely. 4 years ago  
Sex. If you do something to piss me off and then give me sex. I wouldn't even be mad. I would be like yeah, sure, whatever. (I am only into females. So if you are a guy then you have to let me get with your hot sister. Or your girlfriend.) 4 years ago +1
I wouldn't even go to the free stuff if I didn't have to mow with a push mower. 4 years ago  
Still put a link so people know what the hell you are talking about. 4 years ago +1
If on there was a author's comment section where you can put a url so we can copy it to the url second and check it out. I'm lazy :P 4 years ago +1
Throw the spear at the horse. Horse collapses and the rider is thrown underneath. Stand on top of the man's arm so he can't draw blade. Remove his helmet. And pee on his face. Then kill him if it is a duel to the death. 4 years ago  
I have an army! *Snaps* Commander!... He has fallen. What do we do now? 4 years ago  
weak wēk/Submit adjective 1. lacking the power to perform physically demanding tasks; lacking physical strength and energy. They have no power. And when they did. They overused it and lost. 4 years ago +1
Option A would be cool if they weren't taken advantage of because they are weak. 4 years ago +1
It will take a lot more than these to make me uncomfortable. Trust me I have seen a lot worse real things before. 4 years ago  
3 angles + 3 sides = 6. 4 years ago  
But I am not replacing them completely. I am just giving them different work and hiring the maid staff they hired. 4 years ago +2
Did you forget your own question? They hired people to do their job for them. They basically replaced themselves. 4 years ago +1
I am paying them and they can quit if they want to. 4 years ago +2
I like the way they think. But I would give them different orders. I would be like, very cleaver but let's see how clever you are when you are picking cotton for 8 hours a day. 4 years ago +3
I do. But it will be fun when I start killing people. I mean protecting everyone's freedom. 4 years ago +2
I figured that out when I was 13. And I have been just not caring ever since. The population is too big to make change. Only way to make change is if we either start over or kill a bunch of people. 4 years ago +1
I love when the new people come in and try the same things other people have done. You can't fight the system. 4 years ago +3
B would be funny to me. "Pull out your c0ck, boy." "What? Why?" "Get out of my office. You aren't ready." 'Tberr that is the third person who have rejected, what are you doing to them that makes them leave." "We don't need pussies who have performance anxiety.That is how people die in the field." 4 years ago +3 4 years ago  
I invested that million into bonds so in 7 years you can take my money. But until that time I have a million dollars. So remind me in 7 years that I owe you that 1 million. 4 years ago  
Option A is currently winning. So I win. However, this doesn't reflect later on. I only win because there is no end to this so obviously it would be current vote status of your vote. 4 years ago +3
I am flexible. 4 years ago  
I do it in games all the time. Plus I am reading American Sniper. It would be fun to do it. 4 years ago +1
You can tell if it is trying to be just by dialogue, if the writer makes vague statements or use big words then they are a retarded person. And they need their soft helmet and velcro shoes. (Its like, look at me I can read a dictionary entry. I must be special.) 4 years ago  
I don't mind being dysexlic. 4 years ago  
You are giving cbs news as a unbiased source? Are you kidding me? They will say anything to get views and coverage. And it gives us no information on how well the kids who don't get spanked actually do. It just says what happens when you get spanked. There is no cold hard numbers that supports this statement. It just gives % of the parents who spank. And says their kids to lower or not as good. 4 years ago +1
I like the rapper. Krispy Kreme. 4 years ago +1
I don't have to do anything. There are so many kids / females who love frozen on here. I can just sit back and watch big hero 6 make it to finals. 4 years ago  
Good luck. 4 years ago  
I did it before. I got a free jelly belly machine. It broke 3 days later. But it was free. 4 years ago  
Your pong is not match for my ping. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago  
i would win 4 years ago  
Anything you do will just be repeated down the line. Nothing changes. only the faces and the names change. 4 years ago  
Then I would suggest you vacation in Amegakure. 4 years ago  
Kfc. 4 years ago +1
मेट 4 years ago  
I am creative and smart enough to do anything with time travel. Start up Playboy. Invest in Disney and Microsoft. Invest heavily into energy. 4 years ago +3
"Fvck bìtches, get money."- Ayn Rand. I think i like her philosophy too. 4 years ago +1
I was a T.V. Kid. But I was too poor for the discovery channel. So I know bits and pieces. 4 years ago  
That isn't the comic book character. Just want to point that out. 4 years ago  
Can I have the 20 year study that had over 10,000 test subjects half getting spanked and the other half not getting spanked? I would just like to see the study of these results that I know you aren't full of shìt. What is that? You don't have it? Well then I guess your claims based on nothing are irrelevant. I would need a scientific study with those variables in them so that I know it is a proven fact that spanking a kid will have these effects on them. 4 years ago +2
I don't bother with characters that appear in many different anime. There is like 5. I am not watching all of them. Too much time and effort to figure out when the story takes place in the timeline. 4 years ago +2
Maid:"Master-kun." *Tberr Blushes.* Tberr: "Yes?" Maid:" You clog toilet again. You said I didn't have to unclog it again." Tberr:" Piece of shìt toilet." *Tberr Rolls Up Sleeves* Tberr:" You are no challenge for the plunger of fate." Maid: "Master... Why do you have to embarrass me?" 4 years ago +1
I stabbed Helens. With Tigerwoods watching. I don't have a shirt on. So I just went with favorite color. 4 years ago  
A. So that I can get unlimited wishes. 4 years ago  
See a woman with a giant penis get tit injections so that her nipples become so big that they looks like dicks. And then watch guys shove their penises into those nipples. I think she peed on herself and then took a dumb. I don't remember. 4 years ago +2
I thought your name was Dr.Obvious not Dr.Bullsh*t. 4 years ago +3
B has no limit and A does. 4 years ago +2
Pets just get my stuff all dirty anyways. That is like 50% of my work. 4 years ago  
Weird. It says Tberr will always be king. I guess that is accurate and should be left alone. 4 years ago +1
Ending of B sucks. Oh wait. There is no ending it is an infinite loop. Spoiler alert. 4 years ago +3
I was their leader. So I will be fine living on my private island. Enjoying my wealth. 4 years ago +1
Because they think they can do whatever they want without consequence and they think we can't spank them. So if they call child services on me. I will just be like bye then. You ain't cute enough to go to a good home so enjoy the orphanage. 4 years ago +1
Why would I want underage girls? 4 years ago +1
So much swag. 4 years ago  
Have sex with them. Females can be assassins too. Just don't like to ac unity. 4 years ago +1
My penis hurts from looking at B. Don't bite it unless I am in masochist mode. 4 years ago +1
His power level is over 9000! 4 years ago +1
Option C: Spell The Word Mom As M-O-M 4 years ago +1
Doctor Tberr: "I lost my watch." Nurse: "Sir, I think it is inside of him." *Long Pause* Doctor Tberr: "Dam, it was a really nice watch. Oh well, I am not getting a malpractice suit on me." 4 years ago +2
I think it is funny that you can get an achievement for watching your parents have sex. 4 years ago +3
I want to suck on his big tooth. 4 years ago +4
I did B for 2014. I guess I can change it up. 4 years ago +3
Taxi! 4 years ago +1
Especially for trade. I am a welder and it is so hard for me to sit there and be patient. But I am learning. I think welders are the most patient people on the planet. You have to be still and work as slow as a snail. 4 years ago +1
Hold me senpai. I am so sad that I couldn't drink egg nog the whole time. 4 years ago  
I hate spaghetti. I grew up poor and all we had was spaghetti for food because it is cheap to make and you can store it for later eating. 4 years ago +2
No matter how many times you punch yoshi. We will still come back. 4 years ago +1
Option A happens because they don't have open communication. 4 years ago +3
I am sick on my vacation. 4 years ago +1
They develop thinking habits which turn into physical habits because they are weak willed and have no self knowledge to know what to do if if something bad happens. They have the emotional state of a child. In the world as it is now they will accept this weakness and not get help for it. Many great artists have depression and will never fight it because it gives them a muse for their art. Which to me is just evidence of how dumb they are. It starts with "What is the point?", and ends with "Who cares?" "No one cares about me anyways so why should I care about myself." People like them would have died long ago but now we just coddle them and most of them will never change. 4 years ago +2
Just fuse call of duty and battlefront. Then maybe it will actually get made. Make a care package a Jedi or Sith. Run around with a light-saber. Disney would sell their own grandmother for 2 pennies. 4 years ago +2
Jason got some jungle pussy. 4 years ago +4
Call me Tberr-the-Pooh because I am about to dive into some sweet over 18 years old honey. 4 years ago +2
Because you are so dumb that you would fall for the same thing twice. You must learn from your mistakes. 4 years ago +2
Some DSLs. Dìck sucking lips. For the kids. 4 years ago +5
I want him to hit my back walls. 4 years ago +6
Bigger breasts. 4 years ago +12
Depends on how much a make. 30 bucks is 15 dollars an hour. If I make less than that, I would watch gay porn. But if I made more than that I would happily throw it away. 4 years ago +4
I live with fat people. So if I were to ever be with a fat woman I would just think of family. So I like them thin. 4 years ago +3
UNLIMITED POWWA! 4 years ago +2
Pink brings out my eyes. 4 years ago +1
He can be Chains while I am Wolf. 4 years ago +1
Senpai! 4 years ago +1
They see me rollin'... Oh wait I picked the sleeping one... 4 years ago +1
You don't know where she lives. And you don't have her number. So You just want to turn into another guy. Interesting... 4 years ago  
I will just get a puppy for good vibes and to be a more loving person. They eat one type of food and can be trained. 4 years ago +2
I can't wait to get my genitals enlarged from all the spider bites. That way at my funeral I would have a bottomless viewing so everyone thought I had a big wiener when I was still alive. 4 years ago +1
Masturbate as Emma Watson. It must be sweet. 4 years ago +3
A is a game changer. Like Log Horizon and The Irregular at Magic High School. It is usually a dumb pervert. Who turns out to be the chosen one of all people and gets like 7 girls. I can only get my hand so I am assuming I am just a side character in someone else's anime. 4 years ago +2
I think you can confusing crazy b*tch, I mean tumblr girl for a feminist. 4 years ago +4
Take me mountain man! 4 years ago +1
Myself. Absolutely. I don't have anyone else. My family has a different kind of love. Where we beat each other and make fun of each other. Just kidding it isn't that different at all. 4 years ago +2
B is getting old for me. It is like that one game everyone knows about so they say it is amazing yet haven't picked it up in a while. Try playing that game straight for a few hours. I will wish you never played that game again. 4 years ago +1
Doesn't say the chance. So it could be .005%. I win. 4 years ago +1
A hobo with teeth! I will be a unicorn! 4 years ago +2
He will just come back as a black kid. 4 years ago +3
Won't matter. It will end in nukes and the water supply will get contaminated. 4 years ago +1
Because they do nothing but take up my oxygen and space which can be used for a person who contributes to society. 4 years ago +1
thatisthejoke.jpg 4 years ago  
The less the better. 4 years ago +3
I hope this isn't in the cup. NSFW // 4 years ago +3
They are like Gremlins. If you feed them what they want they will just get worse. Don't give them attention. I am just so sad and hurting all the time. I must be the only one in the world. The world is against me. I can't have what I want so I must be tired and sad all the time. 4 years ago +4
Molten Corgi ftw! 4 years ago +1
Go around the earth so fast that it turns back time. (Old Superman movie reference.) 4 years ago +4
Cum is white so nothing will change in my routine. 4 years ago +3
I rather burn then to be A. 4 years ago +2
I have the key to unlock your heart. 4 years ago +4
There is a knife underneath my pillow every night. 4 years ago +2
Just so I could feel their muscles while they shoot and burn ghosts. 4 years ago +4
Fool me once, shame on you. Full me twice, shame on me. I fell for it again. 4 years ago +4
I am the first one it torture someone. However the monetary gain from A is too high for me. 4 years ago 4 years ago  
PP touch 5 dolla. 4 years ago +6
For being looney. 4 years ago +1
I grew up on that faggy stuff. I thought it was funny when bugs bunny was way ahead of the generate because he would dress up as a woman and during that time not that many people would do something like that because they would lock them up. 4 years ago +1
If you put it at x2 speed it sounds awesome. (You can do it on both.) And yes I stole the top comment from youtube. Only Jesus, the guy who sells oranges on the off ramp can judge me. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago  
I have B but it would probably get a wii u if I had the choice of the two. So i can play better games. Not that many good games on the 3ds 4 years ago  
It can be anything you want it to be. That is the beauty of having an anagram for a name. 4 years ago  
Idkmf is my name. So you can add me and we can duel each other in LoL 4 years ago  
I am bored. Want to duel me? Idkmf 4 years ago  
Well wow has a free trial if you want to play it for free. Up to level 20. If you start this weekend I can play with you. 4 years ago  
That sucks. But witcher is pretty good. Also have nudity in it. I don't want your virgin eyes to be corrupted. 4 years ago +1
Both are good games. Just depends on if you want to play by yourself or with others. 4 years ago +1
Yes to both. They are pretty good. But not for everyone. 4 years ago +1
I don't think he can handle the fame. He just isn't thick skinned enough to handle trolls. And he gets peer pressured into making videos he doesn't want to do. 4 years ago +4
So hard to choose. 4 years ago  
Weed smells too much like my father. I hate him so much. Also I don't want the police to be called. Plus I will gross him out and traumatize him enough to change his ways. You just get used condoms with cum on the inside and put them around door knobs with them turned inside out. If that doesn't work I will just sh*t in their room and wait for them to find it. 4 years ago +3
I am Groot. 4 years ago +1
I swear to god if Big Hero 6 Loses. I am absolutely going to make frozen win. I can do it too. Clear cache and keep voting until it gets 10,000 votes. My votes will blot out the sun. 4 years ago +7
♫Do you want to build a red snow man? You do? Good, you will provide the red and I will provide the snow. What you don't know how to get red? That is easy, it is inside of you. *Slits other kid's throat.* Ruby red, my favorite color.♫ 4 years ago +1
Wait a minute. The option changed. That is bs. 4 years ago +1
Fear. 4 years ago +3
It is going to be like the movie Misery. She will never walk straight again. ;) 4 years ago +1
I need to see orgasm faces before I vote. 4 years ago +3
"He's a right mug." - Gavin Free. -Tberr 4 years ago +1
I am still upset about Allison. Don't make me more upset about not having a big axe. 4 years ago  
Axe is the most useful weapon someone could have. Chop down trees. Chop down zombies. Chop down doors. Chop down human beings when they eventually betray you because they don't accept your love and call you creepy. I am not creepy I am just a person who is in love. How dare you call me creepy, Allison! 4 years ago  
Finally a place where I can be naked all the time and not have to hear. "Sir, this is a McDonalds. You can't be naked and try to order food." 4 years ago +2
I don't. They are from female users. I tried to get some. But he backed out of it. 4 years ago +1
Actually it has naked pictures of users on it and I don't want them and I would be too attempted to look at them. So I just made a new one. Starting fresh. 4 years ago +1
I will make my own Rrrather Awards with black jack and hookers. In fact, forget the awards. 4 years ago +2
That is because people don't have thick skin. I have probably made 2 people get banned. And 3 quit. 4 years ago +1
I would be lion if I picked option B. 4 years ago  
I almost clicked B then I was like. Oh yeah, money! 4 years ago +1
Half the job is already done. ( She is asleep, that is the joke.) 4 years ago +4
The running joke is that I would get into so many fights in the parking lot. 4 years ago +1
Bite my shiny metal a$$. 4 years ago +6
To be honest I am not a fan of either. A remix should flow with the original song. These ones are forcing the fusion of music. And it doesn't have a nice flow to it. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago  
No. it was something else. I watched that anime too. But it lost me after have so many seasons with different names instead of just putting numbers behind it. 4 years ago +1
There is that. But no. It is about a girl who is nuts and wants a boyfriend and she gets naked in front of him in the first episode. and then other things happened. hard to remember. 4 years ago +1
There is a few anime about women who have scissors for pets. Dog and scissors. And i forgot the other one. 4 years ago +1
I read a story about a woman cutting the throats of two kids and setting them on fire. 4 years ago +1
Mace Windu, cuz he is bl- *Falls out of window.* 4 years ago +4
(The story "Thank the Maker!" in Star Wars Tales explains that Anakin found the parts in a junk heap, and guessed they were very old). So actually C-3PO is basically a terminator sent back in time. 4 years ago +1
that .gif is a lie. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago +1
Do you have something against people who don't have lisps? 4 years ago +5
Option A got lucky that it was pulled from the movie theaters it was garbage. And it got way more views because of the controversy. 4 years ago +3
My favorite one was when two guys when face to face to each other and then both pretended to fake an injury. 4 years ago +2
A is Football. B is Fútbol to me that is correct. 4 years ago +2
I see no point in getting a keyboard for a tablet. Just buy a laptop. They have more memory and better internet connection. 4 years ago +4
Open world sandbox game vs Open world game. 4 years ago +1
I was hoping for the gif of him being shot multiple times. 4 years ago +4
I only want green M& M's. Old jk. 4 years ago  
Magi. I was so bored of that anime that I couldn't finish Magi 2. 4 years ago  
The creepy part is that I look so much like my father that we could be doppelgangers. But I haven't seen him since I was 9 and the police blocked him from seeing me. 4 years ago +1
Haha. I like you. 4 years ago  
Not always. But the majority of the time. 4 years ago +2
JJ. 4 years ago  
Fvck her right in the pussy. 4 years ago +7
Kirby is good at sucking. I mean inhaling. 4 years ago +8
I am conflicted in the comment fight. Both are true statements. 4 years ago +2
I count 6 shots, nìgga. I count 2 guns, nìgga . Haha. I am at that scene in django unchained. 4 years ago  
I blindly picked the option I thought I liked. I want to change it to blue. 4 years ago +1
Grab a flash light. And find the money by running from end to end with a wall to your left or right of you. The money will cast a shadow. And you can see it. 4 years ago +1
I am tired of weak human beings. 4 years ago +3
I want to use this on them. 4 years ago  
It happens when you jack off too much. I turns into a gun. 4 years ago  
I feel like a lot of CoD people are on this site. / Not gamers who pick randomly. 4 years ago +1
Uh, I hate text messaging and I have a computer for internet. Which is a lot better than internet on a phone. 4 years ago +1
I think I am out of touch. Do people nowadays not use their phones to make phone calls? 4 years ago +1 4 years ago +2
Funny side note. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago  
Oh, you think the darkness is your ally, but you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t see the light until I was already a man; by then, it was nothing to me but blinding! 4 years ago +1
Terorny. I know it well. 4 years ago  
A is kind of like having a child. I don't want kids. 4 years ago  
Depends on what I use them for. Picking cotton is tough labor so I might choose A. 4 years ago  
We aren't fetch enough. 4 years ago  
Glitter is just a pain in the ass to clean up. 4 years ago +9
I love this line. 4 years ago +2
I love this movie so much. 4 years ago  
I just want frozen to win so that people hate the outcome. 4 years ago +5
Was he black. Is that why you didn't fight back at all? 4 years ago +1
I almost got tricked and thought this was part of the movie tournament and I was like when the hell did a James bond movie come out? 4 years ago +3
At least the money won't change me, like it does other people. 4 years ago +1
He does it for the ad money so that he keeps the server running. I am one of the proud fùcking cünts that loves to bìtch and bullshìt around with you faggöts. 4 years ago +1
Noob Saibot 4 years ago  
Easy choice. 4 years ago  
Do it. Put all the man meat on here. 4 years ago +3
I rather get punched in the balls than have to use windows 8 for a month. 4 years ago +2
I loved it when he killed Thor. 4 years ago  
Be more lazy. 4 years ago  
Jessica Nigri, Lollipop Chainsaw 4 years ago  
I wonder what Mojo Jojo would be. Hopefully Jigglypuff. 4 years ago +2
Bitchy blondes are my weakness. It is the masochist part of me. 4 years ago +4
You can sleep in a tub. But you should never sh*t where you sleep. 4 years ago +2
Already happens. But then for dominance I watch her poop and she hates it. 4 years ago +4
It is. Have you ever even eat human before? The sh*t afterwards is smelly as fvck. 4 years ago +1
Option B just has a face I want to punch. 4 years ago +4
No courtesy flush? You are an animal. 4 years ago +1
You are so right. You have changed my opinion. I will absolutely love the escort side missions, the listen to two people talk missions. And the combat is so different when you just counter someone's attack. Lets not forget about how realistic the game is with 1 person going against 5 people with the same amount of weapons and training as him and still not being able to get seriously injured or die. (And the part where he can instantly regenerate health.) And the outfits where they are the same and you can just change the color of them. So different. Let's not forget about the new reskinned weapons were it is just an axe, sword, dagger, mace, but it just has different patterns on it even though you can't see it unless you zoom in on it. And new weapon categories because that is important between melee and ranged. (Sarcasm.) 4 years ago  
Mystique can turn into Emma Frost. Mind = Blown. 4 years ago +3
Look guys, we reskinned the game. It must be new. With all the same missions and genius collectibles as every other one. (Sarcasm.) 4 years ago  
Ew. I just found out both of them are 17. How the fvck does a 17 year old get to go around the world in a van and fight criminals. 4 years ago +3
That is not supporting evidence at all. They are just the CoD of adventure games. 4 years ago  
I type. So you are right. I don't say. 4 years ago +1
Not true at all. People can be bystanders, which isn't a crime. Also a criminal has to be convicted and some people get away with it. 4 years ago +3
I don't consider A to be animated because it isn't moving. I would consider it a drawing of a waterfall. 4 years ago +2
I got rid of my fears a long time ago. But your body will still react the same as everyone else's because instincts which is burned into our brains. 4 years ago +1
sandals never, 4 years ago  
I don't have the money to go all around the world for A, either way rich people will be after both. And depending on the rich person they will either have them locked away forever or use it for world domination and destroy the economy with an influx of money hitting the market. That is why these items only work in their world and not ours. And I choose B because it actually has rules and genies are crafty b*tches. 4 years ago  
I do. It is just some where in my house. 4 years ago  
One. 4 years ago  
I wear socks all the time. No one will notice. 4 years ago  
I already got a diamond. And when he sent us all fake diamonds I got a really tiny one and I lost it. 4 years ago  
Use fire and earth to make diamonds. 4 years ago  
What evidence do you have to support your claim? 4 years ago  
Kill myself with a blade and escape the deserted island. 4 years ago +6
Firef- Just kidding. I can't think of anything. Maybe Tokyo Ghoul if they get cancelled. 4 years ago +1
I didn't think anything could make me hate pikachu even more. I was wrong. 4 years ago +3
Burn them. And ask the gaming gods for a spirit pet in world of warcraft. Both are boring because nothing changes. It is basically here is updated graphics. Even then AC unity failed at that on the consoles. 930 resolution. For AI demand even though all the AI do and say the same sh*t. 4 years ago +2
Elder scrolls online sucked dick. There was a huge amount of inaccuracies between the series of the games and the MMO. 4 years ago +1
I quit school and went to Job Corps. In 2015 I will probably quit Job Corps and be homeless. 4 years ago +1
How dare you, you people sicken me with your I haven't played either so I pick the Mario Kart 8 by default. 4 years ago  
I am going to read the book then watch the movie cause I don't want to cry in a movie theater. 4 years ago  
I already tried but none were added. It was food but then when the new look came about the category got deleted. And alexw just left it. QQ 4 years ago +1
Story sucked. But it was visually stimulating. 4 years ago +1
Not sorry Robin Williams. BH6 was a great film. There was one part I hated but then got over it. 4 years ago  
A tailed beast is one of the great tailed beast, each one is powerful has it's own uniqueness to it. Naruto's is the 9 tailed fox that killed is parents. 4 years ago  
A tailed beast is one of the great tailed beast, each one is powerful has it's own uniqueness to it. Naruto's is the 9 tailed fox that killed is parents. 4 years ago  
I am so funny. Joke master over here. 4 years ago +2
Byakugan is absolutely worthless compared to the gates which Lee can unlock. 4 years ago  
the guy on how to get away with murder. 4 years ago  
In A the first one was better. But Dark Souls just keeps getting better. 4 years ago  
World of Warcraft closest thing to S.A.O and Log Horizon. 4 years ago +1
What is with the no options in questions. Force thy pawns into agreement. 4 years ago +1
I just hope I don't fall off a guard tower like my great grand father. 4 years ago +1
I was about to type that but I just wanted to rhyme. 4 years ago +1
Can I just have the flashes powers? I don't want to be him. 4 years ago +2
I be winning that money, honey. 4 years ago +1
I want to see this one. 4 years ago  
Porky's was such a good movie. 4 years ago  
First light has to reach you. Then your brain has to process the light. (The colors, the formation of words, and while that is happening sound comes into play. You have to process the sound half way through processing the light.) Then your brain has to come up with a solution to the thing that is happening. Then the brain contracts the involuntary muscles that you build when you do an action a lot. (Such as clicking or typing.) It is more than a second. 4 years ago  
You can play nitrome games on miniclip. 4 years ago +1
Don't tell me what happens in the future, guys. 4 years ago +3
I am a great adc in LoL. I can quick scope in any fps game. I play hunter in WoW. I can support in any video game, but it is mind numbingly easy. If you made it extremely hard then I would play it. What makes it hard to snipe in fps games is that you have to predict where your target will move to. So you can already be aimed at the spot and then shoot .75 seconds before they get their so that the video game can processes the shot. You also have to take into an account on your own reaction time. Everything we see is in the past around 1.45 seconds is average. Mine is 1.56 when I wake up. 1.48 when I am fully awake. and 1.65 when I am tired at night. If you factor in all those calculations when you snipe then you can get clear shots most of the time. 4 years ago  
I create destruction. 4 years ago +4
I am a no bullsh*t kind of villain. But if I had to choose. They know they are bad, they know that what they do is selfish and greedy. But they do it anyways. Hannibal Lector is one of them. 4 years ago  
Okay, how about this one? 4 years ago +1
I can show you a picture. But it might disturb you. 4 years ago  
*Fingers crossed* I hope it isn't porn. 4 years ago +3
This is my background It is so peaceful and calming. 4 years ago +7
I am not so sure any more. You want her picture in the " be the prettiest or handsomest person, dumb, but 10% you will die young?" So obviously you think she is dumb. 4 years ago  
Zelda can suck my dick. B*tch does nothing for you and you keep saving the kingdom for her b*tch ass. 4 years ago +6
Sadists4Lyfe! 4 years ago +1
But it says Grand Theft Auto. Not Grand Theft Auto the franchise. Also why would you pit one game against a whole franchise? 4 years ago  
I listen to lyric versions of songs because I hate when they do something stupid in the music video and stop the music. 4 years ago +2
I would have clicked B if it was grand theft auto 5. The first one isn't worth it to me. 4 years ago  
How dare you say Emma Watson is dumb and or ugly depending on which picture you mean. I will tell her you said that. Emma is love, Emma is life. 4 years ago 4 years ago  
Reading is boring. I need fast pace stuff. I can speed read but then what is the point of taking the time to pick out a book just to go through it in 5 hours. 4 years ago  
And? You have something against interspecies / same sex couples? wait till tumblr hears about this. 4 years ago +1
The story was dumb. But action! 4 years ago +3
I wanted to see The Book of Life. But I saw Big Hero 6 this year. So it made up for it. I don't that many movies anymore. They jacked up the prices for admission through out my life time and I have become poorer over the years. 4 years ago +1
It lets people break moral codes in the name of their lord. Thous shalt not kill. Let's start a war over the holy land which we are entitled to. 4 years ago +3
He only won because he is a red noser. 4 years ago +1
That is what he said. 4 years ago  
Poor Obito. 4 years ago  
Esdeath is an amazing person. Sad that she lost. 4 years ago +1 4 years ago  
If you have a fetish I say go for it. Just don't be like Lurereign and make questions about it when you are horny. 4 years ago +3 4 years ago  
I might do ezreal next. He looks a lot like this profile picture. 4 years ago  
I change mine a lot. I am not set on one picture. 4 years ago  
If it is white haired Kaneki! 4 years ago  
Wanna bet? Put me in coach! 4 years ago  
slaugh·ter ˈslôdər/ noun 1. the killing of animals for food. 4 years ago  
I am older than witty. If anything witty is just a part of me. 4 years ago  
You win this time Mr. Aids. 4 years ago +1
Nah. I win. I would absolutely cherish every kill. The whole survive sh*t is for pussies who can't handle what they have done to win. I can take responsibility for my actions. Good and bad. 4 years ago  
Nothing can compete with Warlords of Draenor. Free 90. Your own garrison. Fighting revolutionary Orcs. Having sweet looking gear. And being able to enjoy it with friends. And a level 100 max character. 4 years ago  
You get more out of it when you win. 4 years ago  
It is basically. if it exist there is a porn of it. 4 years ago  
Idk. I was impressed with that dog earlier. (JL porn video. From before.) 4 years ago  
I got this for christmas. 4 years ago  
I don't consider it to be part of 2014 if it is remastered. that is my own opinion. 4 years ago  
I am getting B for the 3ds. Little Mac Hype! 4 years ago  
I have all night to do this. What do you got? Still being made. 4 years ago  
Still being made. 4 years ago  
Still being made. 4 years ago  
I am talking about in a lab. Look it up. 4 years ago  
Gold can be made as well. Look it up if you want to. 4 years ago  
I just got it right now.It is crazy how good it looks compared to the ones I have played in the past. 4 years ago  
Jesus Christ Marie! They're Minerals! 4 years ago +1
I am rock hard. 4 years ago +1
Diamonds in the sky. Literally! 4 years ago +3
Every year gets better for me. I learn something new and I move forward with my life. No matter what happens. 4 years ago  
A creator. 4 years ago +2
I have a lot of kinks. So I will never need viagra. I will just find something that pleasures me. 4 years ago +1
I am ambidextrous so yea. It literally is in my c0ck. My d!ck is hard even when it is flaccid. 4 years ago +1
I got muscle. I just masturbate so much that it is mostly on my cock. 4 years ago +1
I am slowly getting tired of anime. After 250 anime. It is just the same thing but with different faces and names. It is like one of those noises people get use to and they don't realize it until someone tells them. Then they hear it all the time. The whole world just repeats itself. I hate it so much. 4 years ago  
Empathy and projecting one's feelings onto a fictional character. 4 years ago +1
they got nothing on me. 4 years ago +1
Masturbation. 4 years ago +3
I prefer all sluts. If I can see your ankles and or wrists. Then you are a slut. Obviously. 4 years ago +2
I would but I have to pee and I am holding it in so that I can que up in world of warcraft for a random dungeon and I am also listening to minecraft let's play top chef part 3. And if you are still reading this then omg do you need to join chat because you have so much free time for reading this. Dickbutt. 4 years ago +2
wrong one. WW only has ricin. Trevor has Trevor and Trevor is scary. 4 years ago +1
if i did A, it would be incest :) 4 years ago +2
If I found out my kid is on tinder I would only feel disappointment. 4 years ago +5
I forgot how funny these tinder picture retakes were. 4 years ago +1
Of mice and men 4 years ago  
Time to fist some twin lions. Or was it twin fist lions. I don't remember. 4 years ago  
When you turn around so I can load this revolver. 4 years ago +3
bible 4 years ago  
If they cut themselves and write poetry about how miserable their first world lives are. Then yeah they are emo. 4 years ago +2
If you need body modifications to look "sexy" then I don't think you are sexy to begin with. 4 years ago +2
It would be impossible seeing as how people can keep making questions. 4 years ago +1
At least it is wet. Makes for good lube. 4 years ago +1
But in all seriousness I have noticed even if there is practical armor for people. That some people will still pick sexy armor. So don't hate the game, hate the player. 4 years ago  
Pug4Lyfe! 4 years ago  
See Santa. I picked you. I am a good boy. Remember that for next year. 4 years ago +3
Not a lolicon. 4 years ago 4 years ago  
drive off. or pull his arm into the car so he misses the first few shots. So that I can bite down on his ear. Then use my other hand to cut his eye ball with my finger nail. 4 years ago  
Replace equator with hemisphere. I am tired from playing ranked all day. 4 years ago +2
Oh, . 4 years ago 4 years ago +1
With A you are basically fighting America. They back the oppressive government so that America can take resources from the third world countries. And if you do win and take out the oppressive government. Guess,what? The side you are fighting on are just going to do the same thing. 4 years ago  
Option A just reminds me of clop clop. 4 years ago  
Not safe for work. This is what I picture in my head. Cant is Bruce. 4 years ago  
Calling Deidara. 4 years ago  
I can do either. But I assume A is televised so I don't want people to see me when I kill him. 4 years ago  
Utility! 4 years ago  
Ice, ice baby. Is what I would have said if I picked ice at all. 4 years ago  
Drowning is more fun. 4 years ago +2
Just for master chief collection. I wanted it for christmas but instead I got nintendo stuff. 4 years ago +1
A is such a whore that she would sell me her body. 4 years ago +1
I use to speak baby but then I forgot how to. 4 years ago  
Too lazy for A. I would have to walk for hours just to get stuff. 4 years ago  
My own move set is better. Go for the throat. Be Merciless and Do Not Hesitate. 4 years ago  
Good News Everyone! Legend of Korra Season 4 is up on the internet. 4 years ago  
He's got the ass for it. 4 years ago +3
I didn't witness it firsthand. 4 years ago +1
We make fun of the kid who licked it, all the time in trade. 4 years ago +1
In a place I attend. A kid licked another kid's butt hole for 5 cigarettes. Both dudes btw. 4 years ago +1
It is called RIN: Daughters of Mnemosyne. 4 years ago  
every time I think about getting a piercing. he proceeds by ripping all of them out. There is also another scene in an adult anime where she takes a piercing gun and pierces a b!tch. Then rips them out as well. 4 years ago  
what I thought 4 years ago  
programming,drawing,editing. 4 years ago  
"You are the best person, you were about to have sex with me. That is like the best thing someone could do." Let's put that on a t-shirt. 4 years ago +3
I saw it on youtube. But then it said it was 599 and I was like... Not Worth. 4 years ago  
I didn't say crave dick. That one is on you... 4 years ago  
Didn't that kid runaway or something? 4 years ago  
There is always that one guy who tries to be extra straight when I tell them the truth. Haha. 4 years ago  
Everyone is gay. Just depends on how gay you are. 4 years ago  
the best hugs are ones with no clothes on. 4 years ago +3
it will just replace it with Why do women never get a holiday? QQ 4 years ago  
I would make all the women watching wet. 4 years ago +2
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