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Joined on February 11th, 2014 (1,866 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 583

Questions: 91 view

Comments: 178

Profile views: 56


I like Democratic Socialism, Italian food, I'm interested in wwii, and I love pepsi.


Noah has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather have Your mom check your history and say what's this or Your mom catches you having and orgasm to some naughty videos 4 years ago 227 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear A Janimal to school or A Stretchkin to school 4 years ago 166 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather as smart as Neil deGrasse Tyson or Dr. Michio Kaku 4 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be FLDS or Amish 4 years ago 115 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight like Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris 4 years ago 200 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight like Bruce Lee or Jet Li 4 years ago 194 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight like Donnie Yhen or Jackie Chan 4 years ago 174 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a part of Freemasonry or The Skull and Bones Society 4 years ago 166 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch The Funky Phantom or Captain Caveman 4 years ago 104 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a (The reason why I asked this question is because I want to leave the Catholic Church and I want to decide which one of these is the best and most authentic kind of Christian denomination) Lutheran or Baptist 4 years ago 112 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a LDS or Jehova's Witness 4 years ago 95 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat maryland crab soup or seafood gumbo 4 years ago 176 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch free movies that you don't have to sign up or watch free tv shows that you don't have to sign up 4 years ago 189 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Who's more powerful as far as world domination, just because the Russian Federation is a bigger country does not mean it's more powerful Barack Obama or Vladimir Putin 5 years ago 188 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get shot in the same spot in the leg 22 times by a c02 bb gun with steel bbs or get shot in the leg once by a .22 5 years ago 153 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a war The United States of America and The European Union or The Russian Federation and The People's Republic of China 5 years ago 195 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather look like a mime or a clown 5 years ago 170 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a drunk brain surgeon or drunk lawyer who gets you executed 5 years ago 168 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get driven by a drunk 16 year old or a baby 5 years ago 166 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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What is a nicer uniform Nazi Schutzstaffel Uniform or United States Marine Corps Ceremonial Uniform 5 years ago 492 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat (heyitscece i asked this question cause i know you're filipino) lumpia or pancit 5 years ago 119 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat lingonberry crepes or chocolate chip pancakes 5 years ago 180 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a double chin or pot belly 5 years ago 139 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have wine made from fake grapes (if possible) or cheese made from sour milk 5 years ago 139 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have wine and cheese or surf and turf 5 years ago 159 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who's more crazy norman bates or anne wilkes 5 years ago 99 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be good looking or ugly 5 years ago 169 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather lick a teenagers sweaty foot or teenagers sweaty armpit 5 years ago 100 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in the DPRK or GDR 5 years ago 100 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in vaughn, new mexico or conway, missouri 5 years ago 124 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in baltimore or detroit 5 years ago 151 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a bunch of churros or a giant cinnamon bun 5 years ago 167 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What movie is more beautiful La Vita E Bella or Cinema Paradiso 5 years ago 94 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in dubai or miami 5 years ago 184 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What's better and more advanced lockheed martin skunkworks or defense advanced research projects agency 5 years ago 91 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What's better lockheed or sukhoi 5 years ago 87 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather shop at harrods or walmart 5 years ago 156 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at burger king or wendys 5 years ago 205 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at mcdonalds or wendys 5 years ago 201 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at mcdonalds or burger king 5 years ago 177 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have as a doctor Dr. Heiter or Dr. Mengele aka: "The Angel of Death" 5 years ago 111 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at ruby or tgi 5 years ago 138 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at outback or red lobster 5 years ago 158 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a beignet or cupcake 5 years ago 137 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you miss more flapjack or courage 5 years ago 143 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What do you miss more samurai jack or hi hi puffy amiyumi 5 years ago 133 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What is more beautiful USA or UK 5 years ago 176 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to Grand Canyon National Park or Yellowstone National Park 5 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat at Five Guys or Fudruckers 5 years ago 142 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who's tougher us marines or canadian army 5 years ago 152 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a war USA or Canada 5 years ago 166 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a war USA, the picture above is the 13 megaton nuclear bomb "Castle Bravo". or Canada 5 years ago 139 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go through menopause or puberty 5 years ago 157 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Who has a better history and is more patriotic The good old USA or Canada 5 years ago 150 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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What's better Toronto or New York City 5 years ago 141 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stalked by walking pants or count olaf 5 years ago 164 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be stalked by nosferatu or a creepy old man 5 years ago 168 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat dim sum or tapas 5 years ago 120 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat drunken mussels and grilled bread with lemon on it or little neck clams in white wine sauce with chorizo 5 years ago 104 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat strawberry rhubarb pie or cherry pie 5 years ago 148 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather prevent 9/11 or Pearl Harbor 5 years ago 186 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Have you seen "loose change second edition" yes or no 5 years ago 6,164 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work for The National Security Agency or Monsanto 5 years ago 116 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink fanta or crush 5 years ago 162 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink 7 up or sprite 5 years ago 166 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink squirt or sun drop 5 years ago 117 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a fried fish sandwich or pulled pork sandwich 5 years ago 146 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat fillet mignon or two lobster tails 5 years ago 117 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who's more hyper ian or toby 5 years ago 124 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a widdle baby kowawa or itty bitty baby wed panda 5 years ago 128 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have as a pet gollum or "tales from the dark side" closet monster 5 years ago 133 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your farts smell like cheese or cabbage 5 years ago 139 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your farts smell like tuna or eggs 5 years ago 120 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your farts smell like onions or garlic 5 years ago 118 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather work at Area 51 or Los Alamos 5 years ago 132 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in New Mexico or Mexico 5 years ago 134 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Maryland crab or Maine lobster 5 years ago 101 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather celebrate mardi gras or day of the dead 5 years ago 122 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in Somalia or Democratic Kampuchea 5 years ago 117 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a clambake or thanksgiving meal 5 years ago 111 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather use myspace or g+ 5 years ago 146 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have red or green 5 years ago 148 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Iosif Stalin 3 or Tiger Tank 5 years ago 120 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch CNN or BBC NEWS 5 years ago 123 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who was smarter Wernher Van Braun or Robert Oppenheimer 5 years ago 78 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat italian or french 5 years ago 150 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to myanmar or india 5 years ago 121 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Vlad the Impaler or Ivan the Terrible 5 years ago 157 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in syria or sierra leone 5 years ago 171 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own Have a personal submarine or Have a private jet 5 years ago 221 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat Spaghetti and meatsauce or Pepperoni pizza 5 years ago 227 votes 21 comments 0 likes

Noah has posted the following comments:

not stretchkins 4 years ago  
same 4 years ago  
cause vegetarians don't understand that we as humans are omnivores, made to eat vegetables and meat. unless you are from the false seventh day adventist church i understand. 4 years ago +2
neither 4 years ago  
but look at the belly of the snake 4 years ago  
80% of people are idiots 4 years ago  
how do you not know who donnie then is haven't you seen a karate movie before 4 years ago +1
84% have a corny tastes in movies 4 years ago  
i wish i could fly, fight like bruce lee, have a 500 IQ, have all the seafood i can eat, have all the italian food i a can eat, be super attractive, have all the chinese food i can eat, have all the nicest clothes, have the latest gadgets whenever, have the nicest house. 4 years ago  
actually neither because that is changing history 4 years ago  
guys listen the reason why i asked this question is for a christian denomination not anything else thanks. 4 years ago  
they control the government don't join them take my word you dad doesn't tell you everything he knows about the masons please don't 4 years ago  
that is a mistake 4 years ago +1
dont please 4 years ago +1
that's true and for a good reason 4 years ago  
i would never ever be atheist i used to be atheist and then i studied near death experiences, possessions, and eyewitness accounts from ancient peoples from ancient s times. PS witchcraft is not fake people have done it and it's real i suggest you try it and you will believe in God. i have never done witchcraft and never will but atheists are to stubborn to believe in God and witchcraft will probably be the only way to convert people. 4 years ago +1
Jehova's Witnesses don't believe that Jesus died on a cross but on a stake, here's some proof that he did die on a cross. 1 Peter 2:24 - "He himself bore our sins" in his body on the cross, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; "by his wounds you have been healed." Acts 5:30 - The God of our ancestors raised Jesus from the dead -- whom you killed by hanging him on a cross. John 19:6 - As soon as the Chief priests and their officials saw him, then shouted. "Crucify! Crucify!" But Pilate answered, "You take him and crucify him. As for me, I find no basis for a change against him." 4 years ago +1
lol didn't say how big the piece of glass was 4 years ago  
i have no sister plus the girl in the picture is pretty hot 4 years ago  
i will just were diapers 4 years ago +1
not more population than china 4 years ago  
near death experiences have you heard of them why don't you try witchcraft and see what happens to you 4 years ago  
i'm from maryland 4 years ago  
these us has far more people in reserves 4 years ago  
no just a lot of people think russia is really powerful because it's a bigger country 5 years ago  
they're not plastic they're steel and copper and they have from 410 to 550 fps powered by c02 5 years ago  
yes a very weak one 5 years ago  
what do you mean the usa has the most powerful nukes 5 years ago  
the usa is the strongest military power in the world 5 years ago  
actually we have more men and women in reserves in the usa that china has actively. russia has an aids epidemic and they aren't reproducing enough 5 years ago  
my lola makes the best lumpia ever 5 years ago  
yah filipino style 5 years ago  
lol storm trooper get it 5 years ago +3
you don't have to be just what uniform is nicer 5 years ago  
thank you i am honored that a Brit complemented my country. 5 years ago  
yep i really have a shiba wiba, he so gwumpy he's barking at my other dog cause my other dog attacked him so he's been barking 24/7 5 years ago  
yep at room temp 5 years ago  
yep 5 years ago  
well you see we are the uk's child as well except a more violent child cause we rebelled. but you see they are our number one ally and we are the number one military power in the world, so when wwiii starts and russia tries to invade europe i would choose the usa so save my ass 5 years ago  
do you mean tails 5 years ago  
yep 5 years ago  
the EU is on our side and the UN leans towards us, the rest of the world would be on our side beside dprk, russia, china, iran, syria, the middle east, and cuba. besides the nazis went against everyone else in the world the USA wouldn't. 5 years ago  
that is 5 years ago  
what do you mean 5 years ago  
sure 5 years ago  
i love food 5 years ago  
buddy that was a long time ago now the usa has nukes we wouldn't use them but we have the best military technology in the world abrams, apache, f-35, f-22, virginia class submarine, etc 5 years ago  
aww you avatar is a shiba i have a shiba 5 years ago  
i would rather live in dprk for that gdr is surrounded by europe 5 years ago  
why 5 years ago  
i love their chili 5 years ago +1
same 5 years ago  
why does everyone choose sukhoi, lockheed designs for area-51 5 years ago +1
shucks 5 years ago  
it's funny how the jet fuel people are in their own little safety bubble. afraid to look into the evidence and say we're crazy and yet they stay like a sheep. 5 years ago +1
oh yah i eat bratwurst and pretzels and sauerkraut 5 years ago  
not if you live in the nicer parts by the stadiums 5 years ago  
they are major cities in the usa 5 years ago  
sorry i don't speak german 5 years ago  
same i'm originally from maryland 5 years ago  
skunk works has created the sr-71, the rumored aurora, and is the backbone of area-51 5 years ago +1
what do you mean 5 years ago  
lol lol 5 years ago +2
same 5 years ago  
same here 5 years ago  
yep not just jews 5 years ago  
good question though right 5 years ago  
dogs don't have snot 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago  
cause sam is awesome and i grew up with that as a kid 5 years ago +2
yep 5 years ago  
true 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago +1
keep saying that cause we're the ones that are gonna save you when russia invades europe 5 years ago  
yah 5 years ago  
why does everyone vote canada 5 years ago  
i like five guys cause the toppings are free and you get a good deal 5 years ago  
seriuosly i thought i liked australians lol 5 years ago  
sure 5 years ago  
yes very prejudice country saudi arabia 5 years ago  
actually 83 percent want to live in mexico 5 years ago  
it does it's part of us history and same for the candians I'm sure the french settlers in canada killed some natives 5 years ago  
actually the oldest person in the world is a man and he is 123! 5 years ago +2
true plus periods 5 years ago +2
that's true but nyc is part of ny state 5 years ago  
what do u mean patriotism we have such a patriotic history. land of the free, home of the brave, land of opportunity. It's sad it's kind of going away now, we used to be so great. 5 years ago  
it has been through so much. new years, 9/11, immigrants that came to ellis island, and so much more 5 years ago  
new york touches my heart 5 years ago  
not if you've been there 5 years ago  
spongebob 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago  
maybe cause there's a lot of cabbage in chinese food and you're used to it lol 5 years ago  
you are, oh I'm german 5 years ago +2
these are american sodas 5 years ago  
yah 5 years ago  
true 5 years ago  
you're dirty lol 5 years ago  
im not gay 5 years ago  
yum 5 years ago  
yah he is 5 years ago +1
true 5 years ago  
true that's why you where a jock cup 5 years ago  
everything is paid for you can teleport the animals to the zoo if you want 5 years ago  
true but i gave a similar amount to the picture a lobster is so much more than a little fillet mignon 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago +1
true i will change that 5 years ago  
you're messed up lol 5 years ago +2
love my bbq 5 years ago  
yah but if the pearl harbor didn't happen the americans wouldn't come to the philippines. I wouldn't be alive because my grandma is filipino and they saved her. 5 years ago  
not if you're from the east coast like me 5 years ago  
heres the link to the loose change video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5CPNx2EjZE 5 years ago +1
it was a joke 5 years ago  
that's true 5 years ago  
if you live in albuquerque its like a regular city except with beautiful mountains 5 years ago +1
lol 5 years ago  
want me to buy you fist class tickets 5 years ago  
yes but the official name was democratic kampuchea 5 years ago  
i don't like either even though live in New Mexico but green is more mild for me 5 years ago  
it does 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago  
nice 5 years ago  
it was, and then the king tiger came, now that's a beauty. 5 years ago +1
world of tanks everyone 5 years ago  
same here, theres a wonderful restaurant in colorado called "the dutch kitchen" it has the best french dips 5 years ago +1
wernher invented the the first icbm and led the rocket program for the moon landing 5 years ago  
robert invented the atom bomb 5 years ago  
what makes you say they're myths 5 years ago  
i see 5 years ago +1
yes same goes for you 5 years ago  
but straight republicans force us to be against gays 5 years ago  
how do u know its a myth when there were no cameras or tech back then 5 years ago  
he fried people in a giant pan 5 years ago  
yah a then he dipped bread in people blood 5 years ago  
i had to make them both have a topping cheese doesn't count 5 years ago  
he roasted children a forced parents to eat their flesh 5 years ago  
ebay is better 5 years ago  
well we have tyson gay 5 years ago  
yah not sick when you pay for the gas xd 5 years ago  
lol so true 5 years ago +1
i don't like rich people who own insurance companies that take advantage people 5 years ago +1
xd 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago +1
experts paid by the government to lie 5 years ago  
i know right 5 years ago  
my mom won't let me use twitter because i left a bad comment 5 years ago  
you're 14 as well i go to cibola high school in new mexico 5 years ago  
vlad put a giant log up someone's but 5 years ago  
ivan fried people in a giant pan 5 years ago  
say "accidentally" lol 5 years ago  
they're both good 5 years ago  
they both suck but mormon cause they believe in Chri-t 5 years ago  
my dog is 2 and the other is 10 so neither is 5 lol 5 years ago  
lol 5 years ago +6
same 5 years ago  
true 5 years ago  
i don't want my car to be sick it will break down so number 2 5 years ago  
what about tomato sauce or cheese pizza 5 years ago  
yah we call it meat sauce here in the land of the fat lol 5 years ago  
cuuuuuttttttttttteeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 years ago +1
he did okay, not like he said he was going to do but he is good enough 5 years ago  
reagan was great i got to give him credit he believed in aliens like me and he helped end the cold war. however i like rooselvelt because he was elected 3 times for a good reason, he helped end the great depression, and he helped end wwii. 5 years ago  
love sketti 5 years ago +1
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