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Ostrich (user #49,713) Silver MedalBlue Star

Joined on July 14th, 2015 (1,678 days ago)

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    It doesn't look like blood so I am guessing that it is better  
    HOW THE F*CK COULD ANYONE CHOOSE B? 54% OF F*CKING PEOPLE? SERIOUSLY? HONESTLY! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! WTF! A has SpongeBob. It is EASILY BETTER.  
    Mountain climbing is really boring and I really hate it.  
    How did 21% of people choose blind? When you can't see, you are a LOT more limited than not being able to hear. If you are deaf you can still play computer games and use the internet really easily. I would also quite like to learn sign language and I would be able to read people lips so I could spy on people which would be fun! Being deaf isn't actually as bad as you think. I would quite like it.  
    I have only watched it  
    HOW THE F*CK COULD 77% OF PEOPLE CHOOSE B? IS EVERYONE REALLY THAT STUPID? A at least is not INSIDE YOU.  
    I don't have a penis. AND HOW THE F*CK COULD 70% OF PEOPLE CHOOSE B? I wouldn't like to be homeless or get laid all the time. I want unlimited money.  
    I don't have a penis  
    Rape means that I would have to have sex with my parents. I am not going to have sex with my parents...  
    I have always wanted to taste cat food  
    I have extremely sensitive nails and having them ripped off would be as painful as someone shooting me 100 times all round my body  
    I have really sensitive nails  
    I will as long as I don't have to have sex  
    I like spaghetti more  
    HOW THE F*CK COULD 59% OF PEOPLE HAVE SEX WITH A WALRUS. I don't even necessarily want to ever have sex anyway  
    I didn't realise what blue waffle was  
    Isn't diarrhoea poisonous?  
    I am a girl!  
    I don't want to get pregnant  
    I don't want periods and penis's are cool  
    I don't want to give a bj  
    If I rape then I get to choose how much  
    Less disgusting... +1
    Vomit is disgusting. Although, when I was younger I had a bit of an obsession with people vomitting  
    You would choke on a tampon...  
    HOW WOULD 78% OF PEOPLE RATHER SLEEP WITH A DEAD WOMAN? I am actually a girl but I am imagining myself as a male cause this is the internet so I do that. I would not want to sleep with a dead person... also, wouldn't that mean that the person has to die? I don't want someone to die just so that I could sleep with them  
    I am a girl!  
    I don't like xbox, ps or those things  
    Life  
    Linux is sh*t  
    The other one looks ugly  
    OBVIOUS  
    That gun looks cool  
    Windows is magical  
    I like the colour blue more  
    FUN  
    Mario  
    YAY  
    I have always thought of apples as green. I don't understand how 57% of people chose red! I also hate the colour red. I hate green too but I hate red more  
    Well, I have a Nintendo 3ds xl and it is quite good so maybe a nintendo64 is!  
    I want advanced technology.  
    I WILL NEVER GIVE COMPUTERS UP! Seriously, that is practically giving my life up. Anyway, I can watch TV on my computer and youtube  
    It is a laptop... obvious  
    I just like it more and people that I like use it more  
    Minecraft.  
    This is obvious. AND HOW COULD 73% OF PEOPLE GIVE UP THEIR COMPUTER? It is mad. I don't even like having friends that much. COMPUTERS ARE MY LIFE.  
    Keyboards and mouses are much easier to use and they make more sense. It is also a LOT easier to type things with a keyboard. The only games that I really even like playing with controllers are 2d ones and I really prefer 3d ones.  
    touch screen  
    My laptop already has chrome installed. I can't be bothered to install firefox  
    Doesn't affect me going on my laptop  
    Err... are people stupid? Shit is poisonous...  
    OH NO! MY MOUSE CLICKED THE WRONG ONE. I want free mayonnaise :(. Shurikens would destroy me asshole  
    I don't particularly want to know how much people insult me in their minds...  
    If I lived in Harry Potter's world then there would be a higher chance of dying.  
    If I lived in a world where I rule then not only would the world have no problems but it would have the opposite of problems.  
    If I go back in time I would be scared of getting a disease or dying or something but if I go into the future then maybe I could get my own time machine and go to whatever time that I want!  
    Okay... seriously, having no one show up to my funeral would mean that no one ever knew me or liked me and my life was meaningless but having no one show up to my wedding wouldn't mean that my life was meaningless. It would just mean that the only person that would like/love me would be my husband/wife.  
    How could I not eat chocolate...? Also, legally changing my last name to Hitler could be funny.  
    You can't exactly even use you cell phone if you don't have internet and anyway my one is terrible so I don't care. You can use things like computers, laptops and tablets. What is such the big deal about cell phones anyway? You can do the things that you can do on cell phones... let me correct that, you can do way more of the things on cell phones and better things on a laptop or computer or tablet.  
    I have already gone to many European places and they are not very interesting. I also already live in Europe anyway. Caribbean vacations seem fun!  
    I would feel evil if I chose the lightsaber and I don't care too much about them too.  
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