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Joined on January 11th, 2017 (1,006 days ago)

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Comments: 769

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Hey... psst... If you say "Jesus" backward, it sounds like sausage... heckin xd phams


Porkling101 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather have a 50% less chance of finding your true love but, you receive 1 MILLION dollars or have a 50% greater chance of finding your true love but, you will be in debt by $500,000 1 year ago 64 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be best friends with your soulmate (permanently) or date them for 5 years and have a terrible breakup. 1 year ago 88 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 3 option B-B] You gladly head right, knowing you won't have to confront the shooter. As you turn the corner you come to a dead end with one door. Inside is emergency items: A crowbar, fire axe, flare gun, the red backpack, etc. You take it ALL, stuffing whatever you can in the backpack. With your flare gun loaded you leave the room and head for the left corridor when SUDDENTLY- there is a dozen men with guns going down that corridor! You stop on a dime and your shoes squeak. The men slowly turn around and raise their guns... Oh no! You then... shoot the flare gun into the crowd or run back into the room 1 year ago 51 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 3 option B-A] You take a deep gulp and head left. As you tip-toe through the hallway you see a student run out of a classroom, fall against the lockers, and turn around. He looks at the doorway he came from when SUDDENTLY- BLAM! You run into the classroom closest to you and shut the door and wait. It takes you awhile to build up the courage to peep around the corner to see the student on the floor with a hole in his chest and the man standing over him. He looks back at you and you immediately shut the door in a panic. You hear him walking towards you. Oh no! You then... Wait for him to come close enough so you can bash him by kicking open the door or break small window and climb out. 1 year ago 38 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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[Comment question] Today in science I had a substitute that hated my guts... I was working on the paper handed out and she just took the paper away! No reason at all! I said, "Miss, I didn't finish... can I have my paper back?" but she just looked at me for awhile and LEFT! Like, what the Frick??? Have you ever had a substitute who just hated you? Commment... or Nope 1 year ago 58 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 3 option A-B] You take a deep breath and quietly make your way to your phone when SUDDENTLY- a Horror Movie Stick approaches and you make a loud SNAP! The man turns around and raises his gun and shoots. BLAM! You fall to the floor... behind a bench and look over to the poor squirrel that was blown in half on the floor. The man chuckles and heads inside. You take your phone and call the police. Finally! Just then, three black vans approach and men armed with guns jump out. Oh no! You then... Run to the school for cover or hide inside a empty trash can (coincidentally placed next to the bench) 1 year ago 39 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 3 option A-A] You jump out and shout "Hey!" and the man turns around and looks at you. He raises his gun. For a moment you regret choosing this and you forget to breathe but, being the extreme badass you now are, you charge towards him. The man is a bit surprised and opens fire. In those seconds all you hear is your breath and the shots ringing from his gun. BLAM! A miss! BLAM! Another miss! God is on your side today! You tackle the man as he fires the gun next to your ear. You both struggle intensely. You've managed to slap the gun 3 feet away. Now feeling more confident, you pin him down. "It doesn't matter! My friends are already here!" he says, laughing hysterically. Three black vans approach and men with guns start jumping out. Oh no! You then... Grab his gun and execute the man. or Leave the man and head for the school for cover 1 year ago 36 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 2 option B] You dial the police and tell them to arrive at ******* High School asap! You turn to run away but your human nature kicks in and you realize that you can't just leave! (you jerk) You turn and head towards the school as you hear gunshots. You then brake into a run towards the school and dash through the front doors. Luckily, there are no bodies and no blood to be seen. You then hear gunshots from the hallway to the left but, there IS a hallway to the right... More gunshots! Oh no! You then... Head left! or Head right! 1 year ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 2 option A] You follow him to the corner of the school and immediately think to tackle the man BUT, you're too late and he takes out his weapon and opens fire on the first child he sees. You run for cover in a panic behind a dumpster and drop your phone! You look over to see no one is hurt but, the shooter is advancing to the school... Oh no! You then... blow your cover and shout at him to distract him or stealthily make your way towards your phone to call the freaking police!!! 1 year ago 39 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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[Situations Ep: 1] You bump into a man with and a gun falls out from his jacket. The man grabs his gun, and makes his way to a school mumbling threats to that school. This is when you realize he's on his way to start a school shooting! Oh no! You then... run after the man to attempt to overpower him and disarm him or call the police right away! 1 year ago 47 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to become invisible for up to half an hour (What a steal!) or acquire The Flash's super speed for 5 minuets *Please make sure to read my descriptions for my questions, they are very crucial to your decisions!* 1 year ago 75 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Travel WHEREVER or Travel WHENEVER 1 year ago 63 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never mispel evr uhgen or never stutter, slur, lose your lisp, (speak amazing English) 1 year ago 82 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the feeling of sexual pleasure switched with pain or have depression 1 year ago 91 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a Brony or Be a Furry (There is no fickin' way I'm putting a picture) 2 years ago 75 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 5, FIGHT! Orange or Maize 2 years ago 83 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Most hyped game? Battlefront II or The Last of Us: Part 2 2 years ago 85 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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*VEGGIES VS. FRUIT TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 4, FIGHT! Orange or Lettuce 2 years ago 115 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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*VEGGIES VS. FRUIT TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 3, FIGHT! Orange or Potato 2 years ago 146 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 2, FIGHT! Apple or Potato 2 years ago 127 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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*VEGGIES VS. FRUITS TOURNAMENT* ~Edible Combat~ Round 1, FIGHT: Tomato or Potato ( I know this is a root, but many people classify this as a veggy, so why not?) 2 years ago 20 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Hello there, potato knight, I will be doing a tournament of fruits vs. vegetables. Do you think this is a good idea? Yay or Nay 2 years ago 28 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have thumb-sized arms or Arm-sized thumbs? 2 years ago 27 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get one wish in a month (READ EXPLANATION) or Get three wishes in a year READ EXPLANATION) 2 years ago 239 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... Pick option B? or Pick option A? 2 years ago 33 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Click me! or Click me! 2 years ago 98 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Three frogs are sitting on a log, on a lake. One decides to jump into the water and leave. How many frogs are there? Comment: I CAN BEAT THIS QUESTION or Don't care, going to look at memes 2 years ago 102 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Run a teacup pig farm or Babysit kittens 2 years ago 75 votes 8 comments 0 likes

Porkling101 has posted the following comments:

Oof, B was slaughtered... 1 year ago  
I'd like to continue my retarded choice making 1 year ago  
Let's be horror movie characters and head towards the spoopy noise! It's gotta be a poodle! 1 year ago +1
More fun 1 year ago  
lolz wat dic heheheh... jk sorry love ya 1 year ago  
Neither, Doritos will alway own my soul... 1 year ago  
Oof 1 year ago  
Downside? 1 year ago  
y tho 1 year ago  
GAWD 1 year ago  
Why can't people ever just accept that other people believe in different religions?! Honestly, like, why tf is it so hard to NOT judge. Just accept it everyone, not everyone will believe in what you do. GAWD. Judgmental as sh*t... 1 year ago  
A would cause the human race to go extinct 1 year ago  
Yeah... I was looking for "significant other" but, "soulmate" came out. (╯ ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)╯︵ ┻━┻ 1 year ago  
Heh... 1 year ago  
Go up to him and be like, "I ain't gay... (but that can change)" 1 year ago +2
Hyped 4 part 2? 1 year ago  
...FALLOUT 4, DONT JUDGE! 1 year ago +2
AYE, I SAID NO! Loophole scum 1 year ago  
No way, really? 1 year ago  
Sorry, thought you were talking about stopping the 5 minuets... unless you are. Carry on. 1 year ago  
Heh... 1 year ago  
"PUBG Guide"? 1 year ago  
Read description please 1 year ago  
"Real life"? Never heard of that server. 1 year ago  
In the movies/shows he didn't... so no? 1 year ago  
Always happens. I DIDN'T ASK TO STAY SHORT FOR 8 YEARS, OKAY?! 1 year ago  
(Insert Lenny face here) 1 year ago  
I'm not sexist I swear!! 1 year ago  
I ain't no jerk... hopefully... 1 year ago  
Keep in mind that the items will be visible still! 1 year ago  
Yeah... the description IS a biiiiit confusing but, JUST BARE WITH ME! It's important. 1 year ago  
P-p-p-ORN THO 1 year ago  
Buried alive in money! (It's a good loophole I swear) 1 year ago  
Orange juice ;D 1 year ago  
You guys do realize that your parents won't be around for your entire life, right? 1 year ago  
Finally 1 year ago  
whateves 1 year ago  
Oh, phew 1 year ago  
Shhhhh... 2 years ago  
There we go 2 years ago  
Like, physically hurt them or mentally hurt them, also, how bad? Plz answer so I can choose... 2 years ago  
Chocolate and... uh... well, everything... 2 years ago  
So... what's the downside here? 2 years ago  
A little too afraid 2 years ago  
Trump 2 years ago  
Unless they can pull a wheelie in a truck, motorcycles all the way 2 years ago  
Guys, the wishes don't repeat 2 years ago  
Touché 2 years ago  
FALLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT *fangirls* 2 years ago  
This is why I lock my gun from me. 2 years ago  
You can cough almost anytime, sneezing though... 2 years ago +2
Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope noooooooooooooope. 2 years ago  
I'm surprise nobody said my name. Huh. That's the first. 2 years ago  
Muhahahahah 2 years ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
Thats just screwed up 2 years ago  
WhaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? 2 years ago  
It? 2 years ago  
Wudda bout an outhouse? :l 2 years ago  
Jeez, sorry, I didn't know. 2 years ago  
That's one way to think of it 2 years ago +1
Mmmm... doughnuts... 2 years ago +1
Heh, you can make a penis, heh. 2 years ago  
Because the present effects the future. Duh. 2 years ago  
Idk, I could care less about dates, just as long as they're good games. 2 years ago  
What the heck is this? Oh. Nevermind, just the internet. 2 years ago  
A couple of blinks so... 15 seconds? 2 years ago  
How to not be a noob at videogames 2 years ago +1
That pic tho 2 years ago  
It's not rape if you like it 2 years ago +1
Oh god 2 years ago  
._. 2 years ago  
Im not the only one 2 years ago  
Remember: you can always put butter on maize ;P 2 years ago  
Why use a bag if you have a backyard and a shovel? 2 years ago +1
Happy D-day :D 2 years ago +1
Depends how bad 2 years ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago +1
What if I make a sandwich carved as "This"? 2 years ago  
58°F . California sucks. 2 years ago  
Oh no! I'll never be able to see/hear the last second of the video/song! Oh noooooo! Nobody like the one-second cliffhanger 2 years ago  
What if I put a diamond up there? 2 years ago  
Same goes for youtubers. But, I guess they are therapeutic...? 2 years ago  
Why not 2 years ago  
Well... aren't those part of the Meat, beans, and nuts category? 2 years ago  
Oh dang, fruits are too op with them sugars and sweets. HURRY, SOMEONE GIVE ME A GOOD TASTING VEGGY 2 years ago  
Tastes like chicken 2 years ago  
If I had a gun on me 2 years ago +1
About 128°F 2 years ago  
Its about the numbers... sorry... 2 years ago  
Wot 2 years ago  
I'm coming for whoever killed me. If I was murdered :l 2 years ago  
Orange may finally end Potato's streak! 2 years ago  
I love Bo3 and Fallout 4 too much to choose 2 years ago  
It could be a 50/50. And I admit, I'm pretty lazy... But I'll start that because I got a lot more votes than usual. 2 years ago  
Too many reasons to list 2 years ago  
A lot 2 years ago  
Because derp 2 years ago  
Don't be surprised if Trump doesn't come back out of the room... and don't mind the ketchup... 2 years ago  
It is like every mexican song. There are always a bunch of women in bakinies. (Or is it spelled "bakinis?"). Btw, I am somewhat latin so its not racist. I think... 2 years ago  
Who wants to go camping? :D 2 years ago  
But you would have no nail and your stump would probably be very sensitive. But meh, whatever floats ya boat mate. 2 years ago  
I will never get jumpscared in videogames now 2 years ago  
More moneys as an assassin 2 years ago  
I want a solid ten votes opinion before I start 2 years ago  
Dark Souls is just a game where you hit a bunch of huge creatures in the crotch (becaise that is where their hitbox is) while Limbo is a deeper meaning game. Thoses who liked Limbo, I advise playing a game called "Inside". Really cool and unique. 2 years ago  
Not really, just depressed 2 years ago  
Only if its the bubblegum toothpaste :3 2 years ago  
Well, you could be murdered by a sniper, therefor, no pain 2 years ago  
Already do ;P 2 years ago  
Neither, Under the Bridge will be the best no matter what. Musically, and economically. 2 years ago  
Thaaaaaaank you 2 years ago  
Why u guys so SALTY? Hahahahahahahah kill me 2 years ago  
Why is the leprechaun giving me a creepy stare? XD 2 years ago  
B is basically mini Chip's Ahoy 2 years ago  
But, there are so many different types of Cherrios to choose from... 2 years ago  
I could be a "sorcerer" >:) 2 years ago  
For their own good :( 2 years ago  
Final Fantasy. The swords are incredibly more large than the people wielding them 2 years ago  
Words can't physically effect me so, no. 2 years ago  
The mirror 2 years ago +1
Trick question, there is no such thing as weird and disturbing sexual dreams |:) 2 years ago  
Beep beep I'm a sheep, beepbeep I'm a sheep 2 years ago  
Anyone else getting a feminist vibe? 2 years ago  
Looks more badass 2 years ago  
I would fit so easily in both of theses 2 years ago  
Trix is a liar about having different flavors for different colors... how could they...? THOSE HEARTLESS BASTARDS! 2 years ago  
I do crave those crazy squares... 2 years ago  
They're not grrrrrreat! Apparently 2 years ago  
Cherrios ftw 2 years ago  
I am a professional potato hunter, don't worry 2 years ago  
Lmao 2 years ago  
On rrrather apparently 2 years ago +1
Me, inside... 2 years ago  
Open the window 2 years ago  
What if they're across the other aisle, does that still count as next to me? 2 years ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
I am disappointed by humanity 2 years ago  
Undefined 2 years ago  
Cherrios FTW 2 years ago  
If I actually had money 2 years ago  
They're grrreat! 2 years ago  
Me, Myself, and I 2 years ago  
Why u so salty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
*kick-flips and whispers* skateboards 2 years ago  
Misclick 2 years ago  
I like oranges. Yum. 2 years ago  
MISCLIIIIIICK 2 years ago  
That seems more like a life lesson than anything 2 years ago +1
The Queen piece is the most powerful... #girlpower 2 years ago +1
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch younger 2 years ago  
Death to Trump 2 years ago  
I shall survive on syrup for the rest of my life 2 years ago +1
What...? Internet? Never heard of it. Now read your books, dammit. 2 years ago  
Bros before... uh... cancer? 2 years ago +1
Derpness 2 years ago  
Oh okay, because it just ticks me off when vegans say they are vegan because they "don't eat living things". A vegetable used to be a living organism... 2 years ago  
Not really evil, just don't give a crap about other people 2 years ago +1
Me 2 years ago +1
One question, why are you vegan? 2 years ago  
Isn't it just murder? Unless you have sex with the dead body... 2 years ago  
Them earlobes though 2 years ago  
I usually use other rubber toys... 2 years ago +1
I would be the boss of the company 2 years ago  
Mouth wash b*tch 2 years ago +1
I can make people look stupid. Lol, I'm so evil... 2 years ago +2
I would be bungee jumping over a lake/pond/river, therefore, I have a better chance of survival 2 years ago  
Time is money ;) 2 years ago  
This is literally my dream 2 years ago  
I could have home-made Twinkies. Every. Single. Day. 2 years ago  
-3 2 years ago  
I would like to be a human and not a Barbie 2 years ago  
Purple :P 2 years ago  
It's sad to think America is lead by... that... 2 years ago  
It would be incredibly satisfying to itch it 2 years ago  
Pee my pants in the bathroom 2 years ago +1
Rollin down the street on my lawn mower... 2 years ago  
PROXY ERROR CODE: CODI3856:)/;&JDIJ487JDOVH24-JFOFJ7IDJ73837 2 years ago  
Wait... what if I have a slice of pizza and it cools down... would I be able to eat it still? Also, what if my food is lukewarm? 2 years ago +1
ITS A SPORT, OKAY?! 2 years ago  
Put your damn pants on 2 years ago  
Doesn't say I have to teach skiers (Did I English that correctly?) 2 years ago  
I woke up in my front lawn with a black eye once. Does that count? 2 years ago +2
*puts Poptarts in toaster* 2 years ago +1
NASCAR is just driving fast in a circle. Not very fun watching people go round and round... 2 years ago +1
Oh my god it's SENPAI 2 years ago  
Sex. Just, sex. 2 years ago +2
Just having one of these is better than already having both 2 years ago  
Be honest everyone 2 years ago  
Baby Tiger sharks aren't that deadly 2 years ago  
Oh, I was told they're Irish, but we can all agree they're not French 2 years ago  
If someone laughs at you just be like: "Its because I'm purple, isn't it?" 2 years ago +1
*Says "Panda" over and over in public* 2 years ago  
I heard he's got better candy than Alex 2 years ago  
Aids 2 years ago  
*looks at comments* 36 and 9, IM SO SMERT 2 years ago  
Do you wanna build a snowman...? 2 years ago +1
Trick question, it's neither. 2 years ago  
I'll have an excuse 2 years ago  
Gotta go fast 2 years ago  
More fun 2 years ago  
It's good luck! 2 years ago  
A just looks like Sanfransisco 2 years ago +1
Pancakes. Enough said. 2 years ago  
French fries aren't French, they're Irish 2 years ago  
Tree + house = AWESOME IMAGINARY ADVENTURES 2 years ago  
I'll never have to worry about skin cancer, won't age faster, no traffic at 3 in the morning, and might see a vampire, what's not to like? 2 years ago  
What was so awesome of him was that, when dueling Burr he threw away his shot. And, actually, he threw away his shot in almost EVERY duel. He wasn't scared of death. Ha... I'm such a history geek 2 years ago +1
Hamilton was just awesome because he was a badass and had 13 duels and got shot in one, and kept the bullet in his chest. 2 years ago +1
I'm not racist, okay? 2 years ago  
I'd be saving people's/a person's life. I think. Maybe... 2 years ago +1
Maybe I can't, but I can make you read these words that you are currently reading. So yes. Yes I can 2 years ago  
Yes. :) 2 years ago  
Jokes on you, I only have $-6 huehuehuehuehue 2 years ago  
Or just the derpy side 2 years ago  
SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT. If you're wondering what the answer is it is the following: (just to make sure) SPOILER ALERT. There are still three frogs because one DECIDES to jump in the water, that doesn't mean he did it right away 2 years ago  
The sentence said "jump into the water and LEAVE" but good guess 2 years ago  
Can that Dino swallow anything and spit it into a bottomless pit? No. 2 years ago  
We are number one though... 2 years ago  
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 years ago  
Onex is Onex. Enough said. 2 years ago +1
Cookie, when I said make more questions, I meant easy questions. Not impossible ones. 2 years ago +1
Watch out watch out RKO RKO!!! 2 years ago  
An artist is a bright person. *drops mic* 2 years ago +1
I'm very curious to see the percentage... 2 years ago +1
I'm pretty sure the corn wore it better... 2 years ago  
I thought it was the unicorn horse... 2 years ago  
Why did you answer this question? 2 years ago  
Why not both? 2 years ago  
Both 2 years ago  
SECRET STORAGE COMPARTMENTS 2 years ago  
Yummy 2 years ago  
*opens mouth to say something* ... *closes* 2 years ago  
Kinkeh 2 years ago  
They're... both... so... DERPY 2 years ago  
Americans, be honest. 2 years ago  
My answer is very obvious 2 years ago  
Both 2 years ago +1
Boobs. Enough said. 2 years ago +1
Lol, that makes the two of us 2 years ago +1
What's the difference? 2 years ago  
Troll C: 2 years ago  
I do have a foot fedish... 2 years ago +1
Just say "I really like the month March" 2 years ago  
Already am 2 years ago  
He's innocent! I mean, c'mon. Four deaths isn't that bad, when we get to the triple digits, THEN we should worry... 2 years ago  
I'm pretty disappointed that this is 50/50 2 years ago +2
Kirby + Jigglypuff = black hole 2 years ago  
Either way, Justin Bieber will die 2 years ago  
*opens mouth to say something* ... *closes mouth* 2 years ago  
Wow, that's a lot of words 2 years ago  
"Oh I'm a sour cherry, oh I'm a sour cherry! I'm a sour sour sour sour cherry, oh yeah!" :D 2 years ago  
What's "a life"? 2 years ago  
You mean Xcocks? 2 years ago  
Myself count? 2 years ago  
Okay, so, in one of the stories, God tells one of his followers the good things on Earth. God then says "...since the world is flat..." But. But. But. If God created the world... how did he not know it was round? 2 years ago  
Man, those poor stuffed animal kittens... 2 years ago  
Which kind of sausage are we talking about here? *wink wink* 2 years ago  
They said I could be anything when I grow up, so I is doughnut 2 years ago +1
Oh god, I said it. WHY DOES SHE LIKE SO MANY THINGS ABOUT FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL 2 years ago  
Why Club Penguin? - (jk XD) 2 years ago  
*boat door drops an inch* "YEAH LETS DO THIS!!!" *gets shot in head* 2 years ago +1
Potato potato potato potato potato Cookie potato potato potato potato potato Verzani potato potato potato Sierra potato potato Alexm potato potato potato Neither potato potato LemonOfPower potato potato potato. Oh, and the best, Potato 2 years ago  
Cookie, make more questions! I'm running out of ppl's questions to answer. O_o 2 years ago +2
Wasn't planning to :/ 2 years ago  
-_- 2 years ago  
Then why did you choose option B? O.o 2 years ago  
It's a gun, I must own it. 2 years ago  
Does mental torture count? 2 years ago  
I isTrump 2 years ago  
Wait, if you turn into a transsexual, do you never age? O_o 2 years ago  
Myself just now 2 years ago  
Is there a difference? 2 years ago  
Hire a hit man 2 years ago  
No need to pay for electricity 2 years ago  
It's just the fan art and conspiracies that make me skeptical. But I love the way how you battle and have to dodge obstacles. The coolest thing is how the bosses interact with the buttons that you click. (Ex: *the boss destroys the 'mercy' button so you have to fight.) 2 years ago  
No horrible death pls 2 years ago  
I can already see people saying God isn't real... (I haven't looked at comments yet) 2 years ago  
Because we know the truth 2 years ago  
I am not a person, I'm a pig. 2 years ago  
100% attempt for A? 2 years ago  
Lol, joke's on you, I'm taking chemistry right now. HA 2 years ago  
Crap, now I only have -13 dollars 2 years ago  
IT IS A SIMULATION. WE ARE ACTUALLY TACO PEOPLE PLAYING A HUMAN SIMULATOR EATING POTATOES 2 years ago  
MINECRAAAAAAAAAFT 2 years ago  
Video games ARE how I meditate 2 years ago  
2 words: IM BATMAN 2 years ago  
And I care why? If it makes ya feel better you can PM me some roasts. Otherwise, let it go. But I will roast ya back ;) 2 years ago  
Your 10 minutes late retard 2 years ago  
Again, I care why? (I can do this forever y'know) 2 years ago  
And I care why? 2 years ago  
Lol, just thought about the Scary Movie series 2 years ago +1
Mmmm... doughnuts... 2 years ago  
Option C 2 years ago  
Ikr 2 years ago +2
Mario the Plummer eats shrooms to grow, SovietMario eats shrooms to get hi 2 years ago  
Bro, he ain't a mirror. 2 years ago  
IM LEVEL 67 PRESTIGE 20! BEST DAY EVER ON BO3 2 years ago  
My job is to derp. 2 years ago  
Don't. If you know what's good for your sanity 2 years ago  
That's how I remember the Cowboys 2 years ago  
Guess that Pokémon! "ITS PIKACHU!" It's... CHARZAR! "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" 2 years ago +2
Boo 2 years ago +1
C'mon, otters are cool! 2 years ago  
Hungry, I am. 2 years ago  
Sorry, I like the pleasure of food. Think of the Twinkies! 2 years ago  
My destiny was to choose A, but I made a decision and chose B. 2 years ago +1
The same area can be Earth 2 years ago  
And jerking other ppl at the same time 2 years ago  
Sorry, not a bronie 2 years ago  
Why did you choose dire wolf then? Hmmm? 2 years ago  
The Chicka fan art. That traumatized me. SHE/HE IS A ROBOT PPL. YOU CANT F*CK A ROBOT 2 years ago  
He is much derp. 2 years ago +1
Ppl have not seen this show 2 years ago  
Jokes actually make sense 2 years ago  
OOOOOOOOOH 2 years ago  
UNDERTAAAAAAAAAAAAALE 2 years ago  
Why is Steve white? ._. 2 years ago  
It's obviously duh 2 years ago  
WTF 2 years ago +1
The Smurfs will pay for getting that song stuck in my head 2 years ago +1
Here is proof: Potato 2 years ago  
1, it's school. Enough said. 2 years ago  
He's another YouTuber. So what? 2 years ago  
999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rd5gfPUCyQU 2 years ago  
Sexist much? 2 years ago  
Is that Huni Pop? 2 years ago  
Just eat em Yoshi, and spit him in a bottomless pit 2 years ago  
C'mon, it's not THAT bad... 2 years ago  
Lol 2 years ago  
BRONIEEEEEEEEES 2 years ago  
BRONIES FTW 2 years ago  
Does me count? 2 years ago  
My dream 2 years ago +1
Does dropping my Twinkie count? It was in the past 2 years ago +1
POOOOORN 2 years ago  
Wait, the periods... oh no... 2 years ago  
Stop isis 2 years ago +1
Jrob probably chose option a to make this question 2 years ago  
Think about the Twinkies guys... 2 years ago  
POTATOOOOOOOOOOOOOES 2 years ago  
Define "friends" 2 years ago  
That picture tho 2 years ago  
Either way, it's Undertale. So either way, ITS AWESOME 2 years ago +1
I wouldn't survive the laser pointers. SO MANY LIGHTS 2 years ago  
This is just awesome. 2 years ago  
I just played myself there, I wouldn't HAVE to use eye drops. *slaps forehead* 2 years ago  
... 2 years ago  
Lol 2 years ago +1
Did you guys both vote on your own question? 2 years ago +1
Nice, sex with a sandwich 2 years ago  
If I had it MY way, that would be no way. Problem solved. 2 years ago  
I just remembered that if you say "watermelon" the sneeze felling goes away... probably wouldn't work tho 2 years ago  
I think it's funny how I said "let's give each other likes" and everyone liked my comment even though they actually didn't like everyone's comment XD 2 years ago  
Stop a forest fire- or ANY fire! 2 years ago  
10 minutes late for death ;) 2 years ago  
Is it a coincidence that the green picture is for the blue voting bar, and the blue picture is for the green voting bar? 2 years ago  
Just do it, pick Nike 2 years ago  
Who else saw "coffee" and clicked? 2 years ago  
Beats are suuuuuuuuuuuuper overpriced just because of the design, not the quality 2 years ago  
Never had dragon fruit 2 years ago +1
Just need some Mtn Dew... and... THE MEME IS COMPLETE 2 years ago  
What are these cookies you call "Chips Ahoy"? I only eat Oreos 2 years ago  
Why have you done this to me. I just can't choose 2 years ago  
Is it just me or does Dr. P taste like an Icee 2 years ago  
Do the Dew, MOUNTAIN DEW 2 years ago  
No thank you C: 2 years ago  
Where's my money bro? 2 years ago  
Did you really have do bring FNAF into this? 2 years ago +1
Kick their ass 2 years ago  
No. Just, no. F Harry Potter 2 years ago  
Already do 2 years ago  
Your profile pic doe 2 years ago +1
Actually a apple is sweet, but not unhealthy. 2 years ago  
FOR MUTHA RUSSIA 2 years ago +2
I'd be proud 2 years ago  
FLYING PIGS 2 years ago  
I'll be a Villager (yes, I brought minecraft in this) 2 years ago +3
What's the point of true love if you get blown up by nuclear war? 2 years ago +2
Lol 3rd hundred vote right here ^.^ 2 years ago +1
Put me in front of my computer 2 years ago  
1 word: Hulu 2 years ago  
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE 2 years ago +1
Gawd dang it, now I want an Earth sandwich 2 years ago +2
I WOULD BE A PIG AND KILL MY BUTCHER 2 years ago +1
#GTA 2 years ago  
A lot of people's lives were lost brutally, due to racism 2 years ago  
Can someone tell me what "washing hair" means? 2 years ago  
This person likes the Matrix too much, not that it's a bad movie... 2 years ago  
I GET A FREAKING LIGHTSABER!!! 2 years ago  
Is this even a question? 2 years ago  
PC games = EVERY GAME 2 years ago  
At least one survives 2 years ago  
31% don't see the obvious loophole here... 2 years ago  
I COULD SELL MY HAIR TO MCDONALDS. Or do I already? *illuminati music* 2 years ago  
Free and insane-ly handsome :) 2 years ago  
Twitter is literally Facebook, just without the pictures and videos 2 years ago  
The tiger would probably e scared of me after me trying to cuddle with the giant cat. 2 years ago  
I'd rather step out of the bomb shelter and start a new Fallout 4 game. 2 years ago  
It's kinda funny 2 years ago  
It's about SURVIVAL 2 years ago  
They'd be jealous. 2 years ago  
They better not f*cking sparkle in the sunlight 2 years ago  
A snail is much more smaller than a frog... LOGIC 2 years ago  
Who cares about society? You get to have SEX 2 years ago  
Ronald Mc Donald is a clown so... NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 2 years ago  
After he would say you were lovin it. 2 years ago  
The dad looks like he's going to rape his son O.o 2 years ago  
The best celebrity is the greatest three people in the world, Me, Myself, and I. :) 2 years ago  
Actually, that would still be kinda lethal... 2 years ago  
I NEED INTERNET 2 years ago  
5 stuffed animal puppies :) (this is just a really messed up question and I'm trying so hard to find a loophole) 2 years ago  
Anyone herd of prosthetic legs? 2 years ago  
Notice how it says LIVE underwater not BREATHE underwater. 2 years ago  
At least I have a chance to survive the bullet and not die from pain 2 years ago  
If they got their wrappers it's all good 2 years ago  
Lol, I don't care 'bout football trolololololol 2 years ago  
Aye, we got something in common! 2 years ago  
( . )( . ) there, I put boobs now give me top comment 2 years ago  
...after I'm dead :P 2 years ago  
F*CK yeah Barbie time 2 years ago  
*eats two worms* done. 2 years ago  
Moo 2 years ago  
It did dumbass 2 years ago  
She has no friends, she has best friends 2 years ago  
Yum 2 years ago  
Finally, me and my puppy have something in common! 2 years ago  
PE excuse 2 years ago  
Does someone want to tell him? 2 years ago  
Yolo 2 years ago  
Wut? 2 years ago  
Can't download mods and steam games on IMac 2 years ago  
Like if you just clicked option A because of the little toast dude. :P 2 years ago  
Easiest question. No doubt. 2 years ago +1
Already am 2 years ago  
Never worry about bad breath again. 2 years ago  
"What the heck is mutton?" *slaps forehead* 2 years ago  
What is it you people call "nature?" 2 years ago  
What is a "cell-phone"? Never heard of them. :3 2 years ago  
We ain't in Kansas anymore- OH SH*T! 2 years ago +1
Doesn't say they don't pay you 200% back :) 2 years ago +1
Ooooh! I know this one! It's... I don't give a fruk 2 years ago  
Me:"Crap!" Friend:"What?" Me:"I lost the key to your heart :'(" 2 years ago  
Either way, I can eat tomatoes 2 years ago  
JOKES ON YOU, MY GRANNY ISNT ANNOYING! 2 years ago  
*cough* Netflix *cough* 2 years ago  
I am offended 2 years ago  
Go die and see what happens, then tell me ;) 2 years ago  
What is it you smert people say "college" is? 2 years ago  
Me: "Has anyone here drank milk recently? I'm lactose intolerant." (Not really) 2 years ago  
In blankets ;) 2 years ago  
Mud is not permanent 2 years ago  
Aye, all you b*tches focus on ME. It's MY DAY. 2 years ago  
Hey, don't you guys know about sign language? It can come in "handy" huehuehuehuehue- okay I'll go die... 2 years ago  
Heil Hitlier- what? Pshhhh, I'm not hailing Hitlier... what... *says Heil Hitlier under breath* 2 years ago  
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