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Joined on February 17th, 2018 (335 days ago)

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If you wish to make a deal with me, please know that souls are the one and only currency I accept. Goat sacrifices are nice and all, but they lost their value a LONG time ago.


SatanLordofLies666 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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RRRather User Popularity Poll #11: alexw: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 days ago 60 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #10: nikopower123: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 days ago 71 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #9: gtc26: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 days ago 44 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #8: MustaKrakish: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 week ago 79 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #7: Usmanc: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 week ago 69 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #6: Asthomasa: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 week ago 75 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #5: Nintara: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 week ago 65 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #4: KoreanJesus (Formerly MindlessPie) Do You Think: She's cool or She sucks 1 week ago 78 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #3: GoldenMoon78 Do You Think: She's cool or She sucks 1 week ago 79 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #2: SuperAwesomeFunMan (Now IreneBelserion) Do You Think: He's cool or He sucks 1 week ago 64 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #1: ilovefreedom Do You Think: He's cool or He sucks 2 weeks ago 88 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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At Midnight on New Years, would you rather Be out partying, socializing, ect. or Lurk this site 2 weeks ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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On Christmas, Would you rather Celebrate the birth of a Middle Eastern, liberal, socialist hippie far ahead of his time or Be a good Christian Boi 3 weeks ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win? (Thanos Tourament Bonus Round) Thanos (Can destroy half of anything) or Phil Swift (Can cut anything in half) 1 month ago 94 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Forgot to post until a bit too late, but what are your thoughts on the Diablo Immortal controversy? (Article below) The fans overreacted or Blizzard are morons for announcing a mobile game as a big release and expecting it to go well. 1 month ago 47 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is your opinion on algebra along the lines of It's useful to learn or That it's a pointless subject only used as an excuse to teach math beyond about 6th or 7th grade, and is only of any value to people going into fairly specific fields. 2 months ago 83 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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On Veteran's Day tomorrow Would you rather Honor U.S military veterans or Honor RRRather "veteran" users (ilovefreedom, GoldenMoon, ect.) 2 months ago 98 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse about the election results The Republicans winning even more seats in the Senate or The fact that Trump still has so many supporters he can rile up with his stupidity 2 months ago 95 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Show someone the power of Flex Tape or Show someone Melania Trump is actually Orochimaru 2 months ago 80 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the luck of Charlie Brown or Have the luck of the Devil, but get explosive diarrhea for 48 hours every time you win or luck out on something signifigant 2 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to enter a captcha every time you log into or visit the chat of RRRather or Have to watch a 10 second ad for every 5 questions you vote on 2 months ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Alexw come on exactly 22 year from now and accept all the newbie questions in the span of an hour or Overthrow Alexw as High King of RRRather and replace him with mods that actually use the site 2 months ago 60 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 7) Die from getting into a land war with Asia in the winter. or Die from Pneumonia after becoming president because you gave a 8 hour long inaguration speech in the rain. 3 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Read my crappy fanfiction or Have me recount my Epic Gamer Moments in the comments section of this question. 3 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 6) Get the death sentence because you thought that since the Bible says stoning certain people is okay that makes it not illegal. or Intentionally take LSD next to a busy highway and get yourself killed while tripping. 3 months ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 5 Answer a Would You Rather question on this site about which way you'd rather die, then go and commit suicide in that manner because you thought you were obligated to do so from answering the question. or Die of starvation trying to break the world record for going without food for so long. 3 months ago 81 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Obama as President forever or Have only republicans as President for the rest of time (On the level of Trump or worse.) 3 months ago 109 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 4) Die from jumping into the Grand Canyon because you forgot real life has fall damage. or Explode after using an electric pump to force air into your body due to being drunk. 4 months ago 91 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If you could go back in time and do one of the following, Would you rather Show someone RRRather, and tell them it's what culture from the future is like. or Tell them even more blatant lies (Satanism is the world's leading religion, aliens rule earth, ect.) 4 months ago 90 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to write research papers nonstop for the rest of your life. or Lose access to the internet for the rest of your life. (You can still use computer programs though) 4 months ago 106 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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While surfing the web, I have come to the conclusion that MustaKrakish is actually the reincarnation of the philosopher Diogenes. For proof, I paraphrase an excerpt from his Wikipedia page: "Diogenes is believed to have urinated on people who insulted him, defecated in theater, and masturbated in public." *Comments* or *Comments* 4 months ago 77 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be this stilty boi or Be this explosive boi 4 months ago 97 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 3) Die while trying to imitate the exploits of Warning Label Guy or Die to overexertion from excessive masturbation. 4 months ago 95 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 2) Accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to get rid of your weeds with a flamethrower. or Freeze to death walking outside in a blizzard naked because you think real life is like f*cking Skyrim and hypothermia doesn't exist. 5 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 1) Get your head cut off from a broken blade while trying to cut down a tree with a lawn mower. or Get struck by lighting by holding up a metal rod on top of a tree in a thunderstorm trying to wack birds. 5 months ago 71 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bang the Devil. He/She is of your preferred gender and type, but owns your soul afterward. or Bang God, who is not of your preferred gender, but The Devil will allow you to take his place in recognition of you having committed the ultimate sin and this surpassing him/her. 5 months ago 52 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to read crappy fan fiction for the rest of your life. or Be unable to read, watch TV, or play video games until you read and write an essay on War and Peace. 5 months ago 94 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Elder Scrolls VI come out today or Have Half-Life 3 come out today 5 months ago 52 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Many users have recently commented on the lack of decent users on this site. So far, the situation seems futile. But a recent act of gtc26 (see description) has inspired me to come up with a solution. We must follow his lead and all create bogus accounts mocking ourselves or based on our polar opposites! Through this, we should be able to nearly double the number of decent users on the site! Everyone will comment opposing views on each question, and make double questions. What's that you say? Most people don't have time to maintain two accounts on a site for a reason like this? Nonsense! Everyone will understand the necessity for the good of RRRather! You're brilliant! or You're a retard. 5 months ago 43 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Thanos Tournament Conclusion: The tournament is over, and the results say that the only ones capable of beating Thanos are John Wick, God, and Waluigi. Does That: Sound about right or No, *comments character that could've beaten him*/ F*ck off with your stupid tournament! 5 months ago 45 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 18) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Orochimaru 5 months ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 17) Thanos or Alexw 5 months ago 84 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 16) Thanos or Tide Pods 5 months ago 89 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 15) Thanos or gtc26's Ankle 6 months ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 14) Thanos or Toguro 6 months ago 71 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 13) Thanos or Fortnite Thanos 6 months ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 12) Thanos or Rapping Barney 6 months ago 77 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 11) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Alucard 6 months ago 68 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Play FortG or PUBnite 6 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 10) Thanos or Chuck Norris 6 months ago 70 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 9) Thanos (With Reality Stone Because Why Not) or Slenderman 6 months ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 8) Thanos or Walugi 6 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 7) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Zerg Rush (KeKeKeKeKeKe) 6 months ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 6) Thanos (Completed Infinity Gauntlet) or God (Infinite Power and All That Jazz) 6 months ago 99 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 5) Thanos (No Infinity Gems.) or John Wick (Wielding righteous anger because Thanos killed his dog.) 6 months ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 4) Thanos or ilovefreedom 6 months ago 84 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 3) Thanos (With Power Infinity Gem) or Goku (Between Frieza and Cell Storylines) 6 months ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Did You Know RRRather has a Wiki? Yes or No/ I Don't Give A F*ck 6 months ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 2) Thanos or All Might 6 months ago 58 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 1) Thanos or The Tall Man 6 months ago 70 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be impaled anally, and die slowly or Get into a never ending, inescapable political argument with someone who keeps regurgitating the same points for the rest of your life 7 months ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw up constantly for one day or Get the common cold for 1-2 weeks 7 months ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Regular Porn or Hentai 7 months ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or Minka Kelly 7 months ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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The final battle is at hand, the Account and Guest army's gather at the bottom of Grossquestion Gorge. Having chosen to keep his army's equipment, General SuperAwesome has enlisted the help of his partially insane Warlock, ilovefreedom, to enchant his army's weapons and armor with increased strength. General Nevada of the Guest army has convinced a number of peasants to join, increasing his army size significantly, though they are poorly equipped. The Account army has ten groups of 100 soldiers, while the Guest army has ten groups of 1000 soldiers. Now, rather than vote over which army should win, anyone who’s commented previously gets to be commander of one of the army groups for whichever side their on, and gets to comment their strategy for winning the battle. Since responses from those on the Guest side have been fairly low, I will comment their strategies if necessary. That said, there won’t be any unfairness when deciding the winner. Oh, and anyone wishing to defect to an opposing side may do so once at the start of the battle. *Comments* or *Comments* 8 months ago 26 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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The battle is over; the guests have failed to destroy the catapults, and the Fort is soon to be destroyed. Knowing they will soon perish, the guest mages inside the fort summon up their energy and launch the spell Politicalis Argumentus, a powerful spell which causes flames to fall from the sky. The account army must retreat, but they have little time. Should they: Leave their weapons and shields behind, suffering few casualties, but becoming poorly equipped for future battles or Retreat with their equipment, but suffer large casualties due to moving far slower 8 months ago 41 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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It is high noon. Having been defeated at the river, the guests have retreated to Fort Commentthread in order to rally their forces. Unfortunately for them, the Account army has set up catapults to tear down the fort. The guests must break through the foot-soldiers guarding the catapults, who are led be Lieutenant Usmanc, and torch said catapults before they are all killed. They have superior numbers over the soldiers and are nearly assured victory, but they must achieve it within an hour, or the fort will be destroyed and they will all perish. Should they succeed, however, the Account army will be temporarily setback and the guests will be able to push the offensive. Do you believe they will succeed? They will achieve glorious victory! or They will fail miserably, and be crushed! 8 months ago 46 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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The first battle takes place along the Whowouldyouratherbang River. The account users are storming across the river on horseback, while the guests are defending from the other side of the river shooting arrows. Vote for which side would win, and if the previously mentioned generals see this, comment what your strategy would be. The Account user's cavalry or The guest's archers 8 months ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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So, it seems that the guest users and the account users are about ready to go to war. I'm making it official. SuperAwesomeFunMan is general of the Account army, and guest from Nevada is general of the guest army. Pick which side you want to join. For the glory of the Accounts! or To end tyranny over the guests! 8 months ago 51 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 10! Bleach or Hunter X Hunter 8 months ago 48 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer answering Meaningful but serious questions on this site or Pointless but more uplifting questions 8 months ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 9! Overlord or One Punch Man 9 months ago 47 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in the Snow or Sand 9 months ago 96 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 8! Trigun or Cowboy Bebop 9 months ago 40 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 7! Death Note or Tokyo Ghoul 9 months ago 32 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 6! Sword Art Online or Log Horizon 9 months ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 5! Mobile Suit Gundam or Neon Genesis Evangelion 9 months ago 40 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 4! Fairy Tail or My Hero Academia 9 months ago 52 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 3! Parasyte or Hellsing Ultimate 9 months ago 41 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 2! Fullmetal Alchemist or Soul Eater 9 months ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 1! Naruto or One Piece 9 months ago 64 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which was the better comic? Calvin and Hobbes or Peanuts 9 months ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you could live in a Video Game world, would you rather be in Skyrim or Minecraft 9 months ago 94 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which band would you rather listen to Guns N' Roses or Rob Zombie 9 months ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight This tiger or This shark 9 months ago 109 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which is the better Abridged Series Hellsing Ultimate Abridged or Sword Art Online Abridged 9 months ago 36 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the Dragon Ball Universe but be Yamcha or Live in the Harry Potter Universe but be Severus Snape 9 months ago 56 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is the Better Vampire Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) or Edward Cullen 9 months ago 53 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Bang Seras Victoria (Hellsing) or Hestia (Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon) 9 months ago 42 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Be On a Video Game Stream With Cr1tikal/Penguinz0 or Jacksepticeye 9 months ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you had to be in a horror(ish) show/game, do you think you would stand a better chance as a normal person in Dead Space (1 or 2) or a normal person in Hellsing (during Nazi invasion) 10 months ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to create disposable universes where nothing you do has any consequences or moral concerns (Everyone basically has the mind of an AI while still being a human, can't feel pain, Ect.) However, you still have to operate within the laws of the real world. or Make one incredibly in-depth virtual reality game with whatever kind of magic or physics you want to apply, but only be able to make one world and be subject to game issues like glitches and bugs. 10 months ago 156 votes 8 comments 0 likes

SatanLordofLies666 has posted the following comments:

Yeet 1 hour ago  
Do it. 1 hour ago  
Both would suck, cause either way my ability to actually think for myself takes a massive plummet. 3 hours ago  
I'm not saying it isn't possible there's more to it than this, but at the same time... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrwRTAj6tMU 3 hours ago  
Down with Trump 7 hours ago  
He's the equivalent of a Kindergardener throwing a temper tantrum because he didn't get what he wanted. How anyone can be stupid enough to support him on this is beyond me. Not to mention the fact that at the start of all this he was like "I'm not going to blame the Democrats if a shutdown occurs" and now it's "the Democrats are to blame for everything". And for all his talk of evil Mexicans coming to kill us and sell us drugs, all I have to do is turn on my nightly news to hear of at least 5 accounts of murder, assault, rape, pedophilia, ect. 90% of the time done by overweight white men. 7 hours ago +5
I'm a simple man, though killing God would be nice. 7 hours ago  
I'll just rematerialize in Hell. No worries. 21 hours ago  
Huh, I didn't know they made a MHA movie. 21 hours ago +1
I'll take that as a compliment tbh. 21 hours ago +1
Doesn't look like a sandwhich I'd enjoy, and she's fairly attractive. 21 hours ago  
Fine with me. 21 hours ago  
Y E E T 1 day ago  
Yeah, that's a bit hot, but then you either go to the ocean or camp indoors with a nice air conditioner. 1 day ago  
No such thing. I hate the cold. 1 day ago  
Yup 1 day ago  
Warmer. 2 days ago  
I mean, pretty much everything you post anime wise is from Fairy Tail and I can recognize the art style regardless, so yeah. 2 days ago  
They can't intentionally get me to fail without screwing their own grade over, and as long as we focus on the work I can tolerate them. 2 days ago +1
Kinkeh. 2 days ago +1
Yay for boobies in B. Conan and Musta have it covered for me, Qtaro and Nikopower are the only people I'd actively want to send it to. 2 days ago +2
I'd say most people are B typically, but nearly everyone has the potential to be A, and the internet tends to bring that out. 2 days ago +3
Maybe Kim Jong Un will be able to help. He's got to have tons of fireing squads, right? 2 days ago  
Epic! I'll see if I can contact someone. 2 days ago +1
Homeschooled, don't have lockdowns. I know the schools close to me have had lockdowns, but I couldn't tell you how long. They do them for stupid crap though, like someone calls in a bomb threat and everyones like, "oh yeah lets keep the kids inside the school where there might be a bomb". 3 days ago +1
Generally speaking more stuff goes on during the day than night. 3 days ago +3
So then I can b*tchslap them when they do it. 3 days ago +3
Eh my family's been planning to move down south for a little while now. So we travel out the way, you nuke our house, we claim the insurance money and we're good. 3 days ago  
It's easier to post on the web if it's already drawn on your computer, though right now I'm far betterat A. 3 days ago  
Never played either, but if it's like the rest of the GoW games I don't really like the combat system, and B looked cool but I couldn't afford it. And like Usmanc said, dat ass. 3 days ago  
Sure. Demand they wash their armpits beforehand and charge high rates. Easy living, here I come. 3 days ago  
Looks like B might be okay, but I've never tried it so I'm not sure. 3 days ago  
Indeed. 30% is a disturbing amount of positive opinions. I'll get a rope for myself, how would you like to commit do not exist? 3 days ago  
Awesome. I do hate the cold, but that'd be worth it. 3 days ago  
So what your telling me is that you can commit whatever crime you want, and then have taxpayers pay for you to go to a fancy hotel where you can game and never have to work again. F*cking hell, I wanted to move to Canada but screw that, Norway here I come. 3 days ago  
DO IT! Not everyone deserves it, but there's a ton of rednecks where I live that I'd love to see obliterated in atomic fire. 3 days ago +1
I mean either way it says your crazy, so f*ck da police in that case. 3 days ago +3
Don't like sports, so win-win. 3 days ago +1
F*cking gross. 3 days ago +1
Yah, it's a meme. 3 days ago  
Sure, if it's like a comedy or something. It's only horror movies where it loses effect if you watch with the lights on. 3 days ago  
Definately, especially if it's a husky like the pic. 3 days ago +1
Useful. 3 days ago  
Cause B would ruin it for me and that would suck. 3 days ago +1
I think there's some questions he doesn't like answering. I messaged him once about making some people mods and he never responded, but he seems to reply to PM's about site glitches and stuff, and he responded when I asked for a medal I met the qualifications for. 3 days ago +1
Nope, some of them are, but not all. In A this one's actually fairly attractive imo, but some of the rest... 3 days ago  
Migrate to the Bermuda Triangle and never come back. 3 days ago +1
Long as I get to choose who. Pretty sure there's over a hundred republicans in office. 3 days ago +1
It's annoying (so is the recorder) but still falls behind the accordian and bagpipes. 3 days ago  
Cool. 3 days ago +1
Only way I would care is if that includes this site or Reddit, otherwise I don't use social media anyway. 3 days ago  
Hey Musta, you can prob change your prof pic now, Alex messaged me back and it sounds like he fixed the issue. 3 days ago  
And now when I log in the site won't recognize me until I post a guest question and log in from the screen that pops up there. Like wtf. 4 days ago  
SatanLordofLies here, is the site refusing to recognize anyone elses log in? Sure seems to be an absurd amount of glitches on this site right now. 4 days ago +2
Ah, gotcha, glad I could help. 4 days ago  
I had to sit through countless episodes of B when I was younger thanks my little sister, it's not something I'm fond of. 4 days ago +1
Time travel is dangerous as hell, best to leave it be. 4 days ago +1
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/deathbattlefanon/images/1/13/82813-naruto-shino-with-bugs.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151123090441 4 days ago +1
Da f*ck? 4 days ago  
Tigers and pythons are both boss as hell, the rest don't really care about. 4 days ago +1
Did you read the article fully? They care cause it they get it from places where pets are raised/bred in really terrible conditions. It's to cut down on animal abuse. I'm by no means an animal rights zealot, but even I can see the point to it if nothing else. 4 days ago  
Yeah, I don't see a problem. 4 days ago  
Not overly familier with A, but B would be nice for lots of money even if you can eat only one. 4 days ago +1
What anime is that from? 4 days ago +2
Fun. 4 days ago  
Wouldn't have to go through school for an education, just eat f*cking textbooks, and even if I did it would be super easy. Presumably you could learn various skills that way from how to books as well, to an extent. B is still good for infinate wealth tho. 4 days ago +1
It's prob the same issue as questions, images aren't loading right and the site won't accept them. 4 days ago  
I can't, some other people can't, chat is half broken, and according to what Musta replied you can't change prof pics either, which I haven't tested but makes sense since the question problem is not loading images right. Basically the site is randomly breaking down and as usual Alexw isn't around to do anything about it. 4 days ago  
Unless it was some purely bureaucratic role, no. I have absolutely no desire to join the military in the first place, and there's no way in hell I'd go in having to face a combat situation of any kind. 4 days ago  
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally graced Earth with it's devine presence, however the rather unfortunate side effect of this is that people are starting to turn into giant noodles. The Monster says "ALL MUST YEET THE SPAGHETTI MONSTER, OR FACE ETERNAL DAMNATION IN VEGAN HELL, WHERE NO PASTA CAN BE FOUND!" 5 days ago  
Nah 5 days ago  
So he looks outside the window and notices a giant hole in the ground about a mile away. We're talking like several miles wide big. There's flame and ash spewing up from it, but the the most important things are the large, devil like creatures coming out. A gate to Hell has opened in the Earth. 6 days ago +2
Both are nice but overall I'm more familiar with Golden. 1 week ago  
Bugs. Evil, vile little bastards. Also heat. And cold. And death as well. 1 week ago  
As an atheist myself, I'd accept that outcome. Certainly I don't look forward to dissapearing utterly, but it's certainly still better than Hell or some similar afterlife and even eternal life in happiness would probably become boring after a thousand years or so. Again, not an afterlife I neccesarily look forward to, but one I accept and expect. 1 week ago +1
lmao, fairly accurate imo 1 week ago  
You leave your family eventually, with B your screwed for life, and you got zero chance at a romantic relationship of any kind. 1 week ago  
I'm extremely good at running off like zero sleep. I can stay up till like 5 AM and still function perfectly for the majority of the day. Granted, by about 8 PM my eyes are trying to force themselves shut, but whatevs. 1 week ago  
Like, as a power you can activate? If so, how often can you do it? This isn't really specific enough. 1 week ago  
Still way better than Internet Explorer. 1 week ago +1
She's cool. 1 week ago  
I agree with you on most issues you've talked about, so I don't really have a problem with either your sense of humor or the stuff you say in general. That's probably the case for other people that voted A too. 1 week ago  
https://media3.giphy.com/media/Cbx4j02mlj320/giphy.gif?cid=3640f6095c37c91977665a536f6d4607 1 week ago +1
Give Disney some more time in their world domination plot, and I'm sure they'll end up buying the Tower of Pisa too. 1 week ago +4
Eh I can live with that. 1 week ago  
Nah black cats are cool 1 week ago +1
Both would be highly annoying to me, but I'm especially not fond of talking to people on the phone so B. 1 week ago  
Sarcasm is pretty much my default setting, so B would suck. 1 week ago +2
I made my decision before seeing your comment, but you just made me very satified with my choice. 1 week ago +2
Space is cold, boring and your isolated from the rest of the world. Even the fun of being in zero-g would wear of pretty fast. B has waaaay more potential. 1 week ago  
BIII i I II II iiii II G ggg G gG c H UUUUuuuu U uUnGUuuU U sssss 1 week ago  
Build a Wall, and Make Trump Pay for It. Funny part is, he probably would if you sold the idea to him the right way. 1 week ago  
Unless I'm writing in all caps for some reason, yeah. 1 week ago +1
True, but I'm not sure it would even work that way, you'd have a huge group of black people all in one area, which would make it much easier from some ultra racists to commit terrorist attacks on black people without any white people there as "collateral damage" so to speak. I see a huge number of gun violence, bombings, ect. from extremists who no longer have to travel an entire ocean away to reach a predominantly black nation. 1 week ago +1
I get what your saying, but I still feel like it would just encourage a lot of idiots that would see it as "yeah, get those blacks outa ma country". 1 week ago +1
Holy godamn sh*t this had me laughing for like 10 minutes 1 week ago +3
Eh, it seems to me like creating a black nation would just be a sign of segregation and be a step backwards. 1 week ago +4
Haven't seen either, but the trailer for B looks really good and I've heard A was just kinda meh. Can't say for sure, but B looks better. 1 week ago +1
Misclick, if you had B no one would mess with you, cause if you've lived in Austrailia your automatically a badass for dealing with the nature on acid nightmare that is that continent. 1 week ago  
I suppose B's possible, but like 99% of mobile games are boring, microtransaction filled garbage. 1 week ago +1
Everyone needs to updoot this 1 week ago  
Both suck but at least B are legit in knowing stuff. 1 week ago +2
Unless A works like teleportation and happens instantly, B is way more useful. 1 week ago +1
Both would f*ck you up but you could recover from B. 1 week ago  
*Reads Description* No offense dude, but kinda TMI there. 1 week ago  
No clue 1 week ago  
Y E E T E E Y 1 week ago  
Both are attractive though. 1 week ago +1
Yeah, I think we'ed be fine. 1 week ago  
Depends on what it was. 1 week ago  
When mankind was first evolving, men likely did evolve to be physically superior as the "protector" of sorts. However, that was thousands of years ago. Humanity isn't living in caves and hunting for food to survive anymore, (which is something of a myth in and of itself, it's believed women actually provided a good portion of the food back then, but let's not get into that) we're living in a modern society. Physical superiority isn't everything anymore, not that all men are stronger than women anyway, and there's never been anything to legitimately suggest men are more intellegent than women, which is a far more important trait and has been for several centuries now. I'm not sure where you got the idea when most men are smarter than women, but that's a load of crap and you should go look into that further so you've got accurate information. Men probably were higher educated than women until more recent years due to having better access to higher education, but that's about it. Just because men "protected" women back in the caveman era doesn't mean that amounts to jack sh*t nowadays. 1 week ago +5
Which is an allegorical tale not meant to have been taken litterally, written in a book thousands of years ago and translated countless times. I'll just keep taking my facts from reputable sources, thanks. 1 week ago +1
Way more useful. 1 week ago  
A is fairly believable, and B has kids anyway so... 1 week ago  
I have sorta the same, except it's anxiety, not exitement. 1 week ago  
Is it actually possible to get pregant with seven kids? 1 week ago +1
I'm both. 1 week ago +1
I mean I don't speak either language so I'm gonna go with the more interesting one. 1 week ago  
Just travel back at least 4 days each time. 1 week ago  
Duh 1 week ago +1
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEdv6sy3ulljPMGdy/giphy.gif 1 week ago  
Misclick, I'd certainly think it was wierd, but I wouldn't exactly object. 1 week ago  
Because B was basically my first thought. Was thinking you were way younger. 1 week ago  
Both bad but people who think like A are assholes. B could be played off as a really, really bad joke. 1 week ago  
A looks like the scene from Haunting of Hill House. 1 week ago  
You lucky son of a b1tch. 1 week ago +1
It's not that bad a policy if you ask me. Cuts down on overpopulation. It's the people having like 8 kids that are the problem. 1 week ago +1
Yeah. 1 week ago  
All your blood would rush to you head and it would be very unpleasant 1 week ago +2
Never heard of either tbh 1 week ago  
Yeah, you are in there pretty frequently, sorry for forgetting. 1 week ago  
Yeah, like I said I'll get to everyone. 1 week ago  
Amen to that! 1 week ago  
Yeah, I'll get to everyone eventually 1 week ago  
Looks coastal, so yeah. 1 week ago  
Rome would be cool too though. 1 week ago  
The first Vergil fight from the original Devil May Cry. Probably my favorite boss fight of all time. 1 week ago  
Creepy, but It's kinda ruined by all the comments of "Go Commit Die-President Johnson." At that point it's just funny. 1 week ago  
Everyone will get the chance to see how popular they are. I'll prob do about one to two people a day, I don't like to spam. 1 week ago  
I do, freedom, anon and rat do, donkey punch does occaisionally... and thats about it aside from a few random people that go there there once in a while 1 week ago  
Don't worry, I'll get to everyone! 1 week ago  
Though it's possible there's still some living really deep in the ocean that the big boi didn't quite get to. 1 week ago +1
Both are equally bad, either way your recognizing the problem with the severity it deserves. 1 week ago  
Way more stuff to survive with. Most Walmarts have pharmacies anyway. 1 week ago +1
Okay. It'll be up tommorow, probably. 1 week ago  
Yeah. Or the Philosphers Stone, or the Infinity Gauntlet, or any various overpowered video game weapon/armor, ect. You could easily get immortality, infinate wealth, and any range of powers on a whim. 1 week ago +1
A has potential, but B would be seriously OP. 1 week ago +1
Yeah he's not that bad when he drops the "extremist right wing terrorist" persona, it's just that he rarely does so outside of chat. 1 week ago  
Yup 2 weeks ago  
Oh well. I like Krispy Kreme donuts better anyway. 2 weeks ago  
I might like it in that case. Does it have donuts as well? 2 weeks ago  
Ah, gotcha. I just assumed since this one was kind of relevant. 2 weeks ago  
And I'm glad to be back, I missed this site :) 2 weeks ago  
I don't think she's really attractive in the face. 2 weeks ago  
More Democratic. 2 weeks ago  
Yeah. 2 weeks ago  
I saw a womans face and two wierd ass things at the sides. 2 weeks ago  
Less cold death at least. 2 weeks ago  
Overall. Dat ass tho. 2 weeks ago  
This is beautiful. 2 weeks ago +1
No, but I've fallen asleep doing homework sometimes. 2 weeks ago  
Much as Hughes was one of the best characters ever, B was just utterly depressing and f*cked up. 2 weeks ago  
Obviously. In real life you just can't have something like this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/1e/5f/1f1e5f9ca908ca52fdec4f851cce6841.jpg 2 weeks ago  
It's one more year closer to the end of Trump's presidency, so I guess. 2 weeks ago  
Get targeted by the Russian mob. 2 weeks ago  
I will offer you redemption once and only once, join my Satanist cult or face extermination. 2 weeks ago  
Both are sh*t, play http://surviv.io/ instead. 2 weeks ago  
A is more attractive, especially in the face, but she needs to get smaller glasses. 2 weeks ago +2
Of Death. 2 weeks ago  
Never heard of B 2 weeks ago  
I gotta ask, does the second season get better as it goes on? I liked the first, but had a hard time getting into it after that. 2 weeks ago  
Alright, that's pretty damn cool, though I still don't think I'd want to actually be one. 2 weeks ago  
Well, je parle un peu francais, I'm taking it for my first year of foreign language, I just havn't learned anywhere near enough of it yet to actually speak it properly. 2 weeks ago  
Yeah, I sent you a message on memecenter about it, but the short version is Alex messaged me back, and he asked if I was the one who created the troll account "AlexwLordofTrolls69," which I was. So I don't have confirmation yet, but I'm pretty sure he stuck me on a different server after that in order to get rid of a troll, leading to the situation I was in. I still have to see what he responds to the apology I sent him for it, but I'm pretty sure that's what happend. Feeling a little embaressed about the whole thing tbh. 2 weeks ago +1
I made a troll account a while back called "AlexwLordofTrolls69" as a joke, and I think he blocked my Ip adress or something. That's why I wasn't on for a while. I think he was just autobanning a troll rather than specifically going after me, but still. 2 weeks ago  
Boi that would be 3p1c 2 weeks ago +1
I mean, they say the worst thing about Hell is that you can see Heaven, so B would kinda be like rubbing salt in the wound. 2 weeks ago +1
I believe it's possible for God (or some higher being of power) to exist, though I find it more likely that there isn't a God, and there is a different explanation for the creation of the universe. However, I don't believe that even if there is a God, any of the current (and probably none of the past) religions are right about him/her/it. 2 weeks ago +1
Mainly cause I don't speak French well enough for B. 2 weeks ago  
I hate the cold, but I'm actually pretty good tolerating it, I go out in that situation a lot, though usually only for a few minutes to get the mail or something. 2 weeks ago +1
Tigers are pretty boss. 2 weeks ago +1
Take a relaxing swim in the Arctic Ocean. 2 weeks ago  
Move to Austrailia and get hit by a fire tornado. Yes, they exist. 2 weeks ago  
Misclick, B is so common it's kinda hilarious though. 2 weeks ago  
Fairy Tail pic, and Florida location lol. And alexw... isn't too happy with me right now, I think, so imma wait on that. 2 weeks ago  
BTW, where do you change your username at? I've seen numerous people doing it, but I can't figure out where the option is. 2 weeks ago  
Only problem is a high death rate and the fact that you presumably lack any sort of regular education beyond fifth grade. 2 weeks ago  
If aliens actually exist I'm pretty sure we're all screwed. Even if their friendly I'm pretty sure we'd screw things up somehow. 2 weeks ago  
Husky's are the only breed of dog I actually like 2 weeks ago  
Only if it includes anime tho 2 weeks ago +1
Whenever I see people taking the Bible at face value and thinking it's all true, I point to sh*t like this 2 weeks ago +1
Yeah boi 2 weeks ago +1
Don't really like Twitch 2 weeks ago  
A definately scares me more, but I can still appreciate B just as much if not more if it's done right. 2 weeks ago  
That line was indeed cool, but now I present to you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzMHCr3nvAI Nothing I **** ever gets back up again! Oh, and my personal favorite Alucard line is probably the "Shall I destroy them? Wipe them from the Earth? Grind them to dust?" speech. 2 weeks ago +1
Hellsing Ultimate. 2 weeks ago +1
I got a mind control fetish 2 weeks ago +1
Don't worry, I trust in the wisdom of the Ankle. 2 weeks ago +2
IRL, I'm much closer to following the LaVeyan beliefs, a lot of that stuff definately rang true to me. In character though, I'd obviously go with Luciferianism. 2 weeks ago +1
Yup. Also, I find the pic for B hilarious in that context. 2 weeks ago  
I mean I'd wait to hear the whole situation. 2 weeks ago  
Lucifarians, I think. Sounds cooler 2 weeks ago  
Oh, okay. That works 2 weeks ago +1
Satanists, obviously. 2 weeks ago  
More money, I think. 2 weeks ago +1
I'd like to "possess" dem titties. 2 weeks ago +1
I'm the personification of evil, so... Also morality is God's thing and he's a dick. 2 weeks ago +1
I'm more likely to approach neither, since I'm terrible at socializing in real life and am at least smart enough to try and avoid uneccesarily making an ass of myself. 2 weeks ago  
Honestly depends on which are better to you. If your family are assholes then your freinds are more important, and vice versa 2 weeks ago  
Duh 2 weeks ago  
I'm glad we now have some holy texts for the Cult of The Ankle. Although, I'm not sure whether to be dissapointed or excited that you cast me as the villain of this epic tale. 2 weeks ago +2
y e e t 2 weeks ago +2
Tsunami's are the worst; while some of the others could be more devestating depending on their scale, there's no kind of tsumani where you aren't f*cked if it hits you. 2 weeks ago +1
Lots of good memes, everything else was pretty meh 2 weeks ago +2
Happy arbitrary increment of time used as an excuse to party, socialize, and get excessively drunk. Wake me up when something actually signifigant happens. 2 weeks ago +2
I mean I obviously don't approve of slavery, but if was born into a rich white family in the 1700's I wouldn't exactly be the same person or have the same values, so... 2 weeks ago  
It was okay. 2 weeks ago  
Lol, I'll be honest, I got behind on Fairy Tail a while back and have no idea who some of these people are. I keep planning on getting caught up, but I keep finding other things to read/watch. 3 weeks ago  
Slenderman can't do sh*t if your not a p*ssy about him stalking you 3 weeks ago  
A looks like a Santa hat when cropped like that 3 weeks ago  
Nah. 3 weeks ago  
That's fine ;) 3 weeks ago  
Swords are indeed pretty boss :) 3 weeks ago  
Didn't realize the site was back up. And I been meaning to check out that series. 3 weeks ago  
Never played the game. Thought the anime was okay, but Abridged is way better. 3 weeks ago  
F*ck Flare, marry Selilah, and kill Ur (cause she's already dead, so not much difference.) 3 weeks ago  
F*ck Kagura, marry Ultear, and kill Briar cause I'm not familiar with her. 3 weeks ago  
Both are cool tho. 3 weeks ago  
Either, if their hot. 3 weeks ago  
Over your rotting corpse. 3 weeks ago  
Christmas itself is okay, but this "time of year" is cold and sh*tty. 3 weeks ago  
Question implies anyone actually looks at your page. 3 weeks ago  
Unoriginal question is unoriginal. 3 weeks ago  
What's the pic for A from? 3 weeks ago  
Duh. A would affect your overall grade way more. 3 weeks ago +1
YEET 3 weeks ago  
I will feast upon your soul. 3 weeks ago +1
Misclick. I wanna be Oscar the Grouch. 3 weeks ago  
As long as I'm not suffering from the adverse side affects. B is enjoyable anyway. 3 weeks ago  
Don't feel like dealing with racism. 3 weeks ago  
Dat ankle. 3 weeks ago  
Both are good but I gotta go with A. 3 weeks ago  
B is way hotter. 3 weeks ago  
Cooler. 3 weeks ago  
Don't have a phone 3 weeks ago  
My favorite pizza place. 1 month ago  
*Person. It was just one guy. 1 month ago  
You're a real asshole, you know that right? 1 month ago  
Mainly because Christmas is definately not the most wonderful time of year. 1 month ago  
Yeet 1 month ago  
Absolutely. Let's get Alexw on this 1 month ago  
LET'S ADD A LITTLE MORE! 1 month ago  
There is nothing Phil Swift cannot SAW IN HALF! 1 month ago +1
Really enjoyed both, but B just stuck with me more 1 month ago  
No question, sorry Super, but Musta would annihilate you. 1 month ago +3
Flex tape ftw 1 month ago +1
This should be good 1 month ago  
Sexy. Plus, I don't know what B looks like in real life. 1 month ago  
Damn, that's a good one. 1 month ago  
Obviously 1 month ago  
Looks yummy. 1 month ago  
Don't feel like doing the work. 1 month ago  
Welp, Frisk just broke. 1 month ago +2
In which we celebrate the times where we friendly with Native Americans, back when they had the military advantage and we hadn't gotten around to slaughtering them and stealing their land. 1 month ago  
Naming someone after a country doesn't really sound that great. 1 month ago  
Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll at least be female and attractive. Though on that notion, I should've gone with B. 1 month ago  
I can always respect dedicated trolling. It's harder than it looks. 1 month ago +3
Perfection. 1 month ago  
I'd rather marry an assasin I can get to kill you. 1 month ago +1
Lurk this site until the end if time. 1 month ago  
From what I've heard, burning alive is one of the most painful ways to die. 1 month ago  
...Neither? 1 month ago  
Sounds cleaner to me 1 month ago  
Nice. 1 month ago  
Sure. 1 month ago  
Duh. 1 month ago  
Less creepy. 1 month ago  
It could be interpreted as evading air, or even the ground beneath you if your evading everything. 1 month ago  
Saw dem titties, clicked dem titties. 1 month ago  
Evading everything sounds like it would have a lot a loopholes that would backfire horribly. 1 month ago +2
Y'know, if you think about it, Hitler just wanted world domination like all the other Europeon rulers, what with the Imperialism thing they did. He just started closer to home. 1 month ago +1
In my experiance, you don't need stealth when you can shoot endless fireballs from your hands. 1 month ago +1
To be fair, they were more pissed because they thought the production of Diablo 4 was being stalled in order to make the game, though that wasn't actually the case. 1 month ago +2
Yeet 1 month ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc4FwA1O51Y 1 month ago  
Both. The time of A and the activity of B. Quality is a hard thing to measure, though admittedly you can't be a veteran with dumb questions or spam 1 month ago  
Pretty sure ilovefreedom is the one more likely to harass homeless people. 1 month ago +2
B is, without a doubt, the single worst creation of mankind. Even atomic weaponry wasn't as bad 1 month ago +2
Best stick with what I know 1 month ago  
Yeah. I'm pretty small flaccid but get to like 7 inches erect. 1 month ago  
My opinion of death is that there's nothing after it. Our body and mind fail and we simply have an eternity of nonexistence. Also, A is terrible because immortality would result in overpopulation to an extreme, humanity would die out from lack of resources long before the death of the universe. 1 month ago  
Agreed. Screw those things. 1 month ago +1
Paperbacks tend to close when you set them down, hardcovers stay open easier 1 month ago  
Probably, unless we actually have an enemy needing dealt with. 1 month ago  
Sure, if you don't die. 1 month ago +1
I've seen worse hair colors. It's not great but whatevs. 1 month ago  
yeet 1 month ago  
Option C: Not be a cheater in the first place. 1 month ago +2
This might come off bad, but it'd honestly depend of if it was just a run of the mill job or someone I had personal connections to. 1 month ago  
Gonna need them Dragon Souls for my shouts later on. 1 month ago +1
Nikopower. 1 month ago  
I'm just saying, A is a once in a lifetime thing, B is something that's going to happen in practically every store in the country in 4 days. 1 month ago  
What kind of moron would chose B? 1 month ago +1
Already a member. 1 month ago  
What the hell? 1 month ago  
A is something your less likely to normally do. 1 month ago +1
Hopefully Trump suffering a heart attack. 1 month ago  
Imo B has a better design, but has been ruined by the psychopathic fanbase. 1 month ago +2
Also, the pic for A is made me hurl from the sheer redneckiness. 1 month ago  
I'm not sure. I never really noticed having a dominant foot, and even thinking about it I can't tell. 1 month ago +1
No, but my dad does. I sleep on the other end of the house and still have trouble falling asleep at times. 1 month ago  
Anything but B. 1 month ago  
More likely to get laid. I guess A is okay tho. 1 month ago  
There are over 9000 versions of this question on this site. It's not even a good question. Just don't. 1 month ago +2
Percy at least had a personality. Harry always felt kinda flat in my opinion. 1 month ago  
Not A. 1 month ago  
There are 90 year old prostitutes more attractive than that outfit. 1 month ago  
Your entire existence is cancer multiplied by pay to win games. 1 month ago  
What is even with this crap it makes them look like f*cking idiots. 1 month ago +1
Taking a moment to point out that these aren't good questions regardless of the spam. Your asking if I'd rather have all the sex I want with someone super hot, or sex only once, just with two different people. Wtf of course A. 1 month ago +1
B have a legitimate excuse in that their new. Niko is just an asshole. 1 month ago +4
Yeet 1 month ago  
*Sends a pic of a blank sheet of paper, perfectly describing my literally non-existent boobs.* 1 month ago +1
Nah, B is the way to go. That migraine inducing quadruple head is super sexy. 1 month ago  
Eh, don't worry about it. Everyone does unoriginal stuff when they first start out, and some of your other questions are okay. 1 month ago +1
Given what the pictures are, imma gonna assume no. 1 month ago  
I'd keep spamming these questions, but... https://youtu.be/gztTq9bmQmg?t=98 1 month ago  
Move to Australia. Enough said. 1 month ago  
Have a Victoria Secret catalouge superglued to your face so you can't see. 1 month ago  
Long as their hot. 1 month ago  
Not too familier with A, but I'm pretty sure all of B would be pretty overpowered in any real fight. 1 month ago  
*Brain explodes, not from the supposed paradox of this question, but the unoriginality of it* 1 month ago +2
Get sacrificed into a volcano to appease the angry rumble God. Thanks Usmanc for the idea. 1 month ago  
Have "moron" permanently tattoed into your forehead. 1 month ago +1
Suffer a heart failure as you get too worked up over these models. 1 month ago  
Agreed. 1 month ago  
Mutilate your earlobe. 1 month ago  
Since Musta hasn't commented yet, I'll just state that I physically reeled from the cancerousness of this question. 1 month ago +2
If the pics are anything to go by, I'm like 90% sure A is a a guy anyway. 1 month ago  
No, but mainly because I'd be to wierded out to do so. 1 month ago  
I actualy have a low A in the subject. Still don't like it. 1 month ago  
Easier to eat pieces of gravel than to take out pieces of asphalt. 2 months ago  
Bltch I am the darkness. 2 months ago  
Be Oscar the Grouch 2 months ago  
I lack both as is, and I can easily state that B would be far more useful. 2 months ago +1
Both series are overated imo. 2 months ago  
Why is B winning? 2 months ago  
Depends on the severity. On average, tornadoes do more damage, but really bad earthquakes can do a lot more damage than tornadoes' it's just that most earthquakes are really minor. 2 months ago  
B wil f*ck you up. And you could just accidently step on A's foot, doesn't say you stomp it with a boot or anything. 2 months ago +2
Wah! 2 months ago +1
Why would they care? It's your problem, not there's. 2 months ago  
A never lied about anything, he told Light exactly what was gonna happen from the start, Light was just too much of an arrogant little sh*t to remember that there was an actual death god hanging around him. 2 months ago +3
https://youtu.be/pdLbfF0mxpo?t=109 This was pretty much what I first thought of upon reading this comment. 2 months ago  
It doesn't say you get omnipotence, which would be being aware of everthing constantly, you just have all the world's knowledge. Admittadly, this could extend to things like knowing first hand the horrors of war, but I still think the benefits outwiegh the negatives. 2 months ago  
Confusion through insanity is always the best way to go. 2 months ago +1
...Where's the downside here? 2 months ago +1
Definately. 2 months ago  
I've had weirder tho. 2 months ago +1
100% attempt. 2 months ago  
Knowing Usmanc, I think you mean to be Yomoko's slave. 2 months ago +1
Hey, bit late to notice this, but the pic for A has a nipple showing if you look closely. Is there actual guidelines for that that we can legitimately get this idiot banned? I've looked, but can't find a clear set of rules. 2 months ago  
I guess because you often make them around Christmas. That's all I can think of. 2 months ago  
Nintara stops posting furry questions, and I dunno what else. 2 months ago +2
Bald eagles are no longer endangered, this site is more active, and there are more tournaments I guess. 2 months ago +1
I dunno. 2 months ago +1
Everyone is furry, bisexual, and talcumpowder admits to having already been a furry. (regardless of if it was true.) 2 months ago +2
I'd agree with that except I'm pretty sure he's just really dedicated to being an asshole. 2 months ago +1
Permanent insomnia, imobility, and immortality. :) 2 months ago +2
Becoming a girl, and some wierd crap about reseting and destroyers. 2 months ago +3
Anime is real, you can go to the Steven Universe reality, and everthing is always super awesome and fun. 2 months ago +2
Not entirely sure. He'd probably wish for wierd sh*t just to screw with people. 2 months ago +1
C O L D E R weather, Yomoko is in love with him, and money or something I guess. 2 months ago +3
I told you he was going to stalk her. 2 months ago +1
From what I remember (and it's been a while) B was funny in a kind of f*cked up way. Never heard of A, but it looks kinda crappy. 2 months ago +1
More open. 2 months ago +1
Suger cookies with iceing are awesome. 2 months ago +2
Definately. B looks weird 2 months ago +1
Really? Figured A would be a dream come true for you. 2 months ago  
Sexy cleavage, 10/10 2 months ago  
It's okay, prob like a five. 2 months ago  
B is nice but A would be a more interesting experiance. 2 months ago +2
Clearly. 2 months ago  
If I'm off to kill people I've got to have a weapon or at least magic, and would then be better prepared to deal with the king if need be. 2 months ago +1
I'll just go after a KKK member or something. 2 months ago +1
Way more uses. 2 months ago +2
The sheer cancerousness of B would cause the site itself to explode. A would honestly be pretty funny. 2 months ago +2
Actually, I do the same thing. 2 months ago  
Fck that sh*t. I'm not drinking my own piss. 2 months ago  
https://youtu.be/vxGYSyZ8VkM?t=38 Not normally the type of music I listen to, but I feel the lyrics for this fit pretty well. 2 months ago  
Get trapped in an alternate dimension filled entirely with beautiful women... with Donald Trump's face. 2 months ago +1
I'd be doing a good deed by helping deal with overpopulation, and in doing so also get to basically be Thanos. Where's the downside here? 2 months ago +1
This is beautiful. 2 months ago  
You're right, I can't give this son of a b!tch a reprieve! On with the insults! 2 months ago  
Spread cheeto dust into your keyboard until it stops working. 2 months ago +2
Become so engrossed in your models that you forget to poop, exploding from the backlog. 2 months ago +2
Oh, okay. I've never heard of the guy their making fun of, so I didn't get the joke. 2 months ago +1
Godamnit I'm out of insulting comments. 2 months ago +2
Leave. 2 months ago  
Have your hands tied together so you can't use the computer. 2 months ago +3
Cooler motif. 2 months ago  
Go commit end of life. 2 months ago +2
Have your computer burst into flames. 2 months ago +3
Get banned. Come to think of it, why haven't you been yet? 2 months ago +2
I'm terrified of B. A would suck, but I'd be less likely to die of a heart attack. Unless they get near my ears, in which case... 2 months ago +1
Happy Alexw-delayed birthday. 2 months ago +1
I've always wanted an SR-71 Blackbird. (It flies at three times the speed of sound 85,000 feet in the air.) 2 months ago  
Y'see, it's people like that that give Satanism a bad name. 2 months ago +1
Primarilly because I'm not gay and the sex part of A isn't really appealing. 2 months ago  
I mean B doesn't work and would be pretty bad, but I'd rather swallow a rusty nail than live in A. 2 months ago  
You give these options as if Usmanc would do anything except stalk Yomoko. 2 months ago +1
Don't like fries anyway. Except curly fries, their good. 2 months ago  
Not sure that's something you confront your parents about. Might be a little irritated but whatevs. 2 months ago  
It's pretty crap. 2 months ago  
Yeet 2 months ago  
What usmanc said, though it would depend on whether either prisoner had a history of violence or compulsive lying, and if either prisoner was known to be problematic. 2 months ago  
Be kinda rude not to. 2 months ago  
What I find interesting is that super religous environments manage to combine a good amount of the problems with both. The lack of understanding of the real world from A, and the super strictness from B. 2 months ago +2
Cooler design. 2 months ago +1
All might was OP as hell. 2 months ago  
I blame ilovefreedom. 2 months ago +1
When the universe ends, the Simpson's will still be airing. 2 months ago  
Not sure tbh. 2 months ago  
Who's B? 2 months ago  
Ali A is clickbait trash. 2 months ago  
As far as I can tell, you have to have been on here for at least several years, actually been on all the time or at least frequently, and just be generally well known, though the last one doesn't necessarily apply with all the old users that are now gone. 2 months ago  
General attractiveness i guess. 2 months ago  
A is hot but just doesn't stand up to B. 2 months ago  
Anything about Satan is hot. 2 months ago  
Gotta get the fun in first before people start dying. 2 months ago  
A sounds like it makes things a lot more fair. To bad all the other states don't do that. 2 months ago  
I have a few paperback textbooks, they wouldn't hurt that much. 2 months ago  
Honestly I don't find either paticurally attractive in the face, but the chest sizes make up for that. 2 months ago  
Being rich sounds neat, even if I don't get to be a human being anymore. 2 months ago +1
Since I am minoring in developmental guestology 2 months ago +3
Since I am minoring in developmental biology. 2 months ago +2
On the guest: https://youtu.be/_QyYaPWasos?t=124 2 months ago  
Only A if their really good games. 2 months ago  
If I recall correctly, running didn't work out so well for that horse thief at the beggining of original Skyrim. 2 months ago +5
Neato. Though I do have to question why you keep spelling my name as "Lorf of Lies" 2 months ago +1
Go commit eternal agony. 2 months ago  
Haven't seen B unfortunatly. 2 months ago  
Misclick. Way sexier outfit in A, but having watched the show I now remember how well A worked out... 2 months ago  
Alright, I apologize if this comes off rude, but what gender are you? You've posted a lot of different stuff that I can't decide if I think your a guy or a girl. 2 months ago +1
Bash your fingernail into a wall with a needle stuck under it. 2 months ago  
Step on a lego in the dark. 2 months ago  
Anyone who picks A is either an attention whore, an idiot, or both. 2 months ago +1
If the whole world is smart that means you wouldn't be all that dumb. Plus A would just be rage inducing. 2 months ago +1
I can get why you don't like A, but why don't you like B? I thought the show was pretty funny. 2 months ago +1
Way more powerful. 2 months ago +1
Already do to an extent. 2 months ago  
Move to Antartica where you have no internet and can leave us in peace 2 months ago +1
Fall down a manhole and get stuck in the sewer 2 months ago  
Drink a glass of deadly poison 2 months ago  
Get buried alive in Victoria Secret magazines, dying poetically. 2 months ago  
I know I already commented, but I just want to say either buy the PC version or the Special Edition of the console game. Base console load times are tediously long and infuriating. 2 months ago +1
Nope 2 months ago  
I've heard really bad things about B. Not sure if A would be any better, but still 2 months ago  
Get yourself arrested for stalking these models, then get butt raped while in prison 2 months ago  
Eat rat feces 2 months ago +1
Die from having so many dicks shoved down your throat you choke to death. 2 months ago  
Die from bleeding out after suffering 28 stab wounds. 2 months ago  
Impale youself anally. 2 months ago  
Suicide bomb Kim-Jong Un, redeeming yourself in your final moments. 2 months ago +1
Choke on sperm covered porno magazine. 2 months ago  
Douse yourself in oil and light a match. 2 months ago +1
Absolutly. One of the best games ever made, though A is good too. 2 months ago  
Don't have a phone sucka's 2 months ago  
Fair enough. It just struck me as kinda odd 2 months ago  
I don't really think an angelic voice would work for a rock band... 2 months ago  
Castrate yourself 2 months ago  
Jump off a cliff 2 months ago  
Perish in flames 2 months ago +2
Honestly B wouldn't be that bad. You got the whole loneliness thing, but you could pretty much do whatever you want, and while modern amenities would fall apart pretty quickly with no one to sustain them, I'd say you'd probably have at least a year or 2 before you start running out of food and other neccesities. Granted, I'm assuming this isn't after a nuclear apocalypse, but based on the pic it isn't. Plus your just screwed with A. 2 months ago  
Not really sure what that would taste like but I'm pretty sure you'd die from A 2 months ago +1
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