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Joined on February 17th, 2018 (429 days ago)

Votes: 8,009

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Comments: 2,638

Profile views: 469


If you wish to make a deal with me, please know that souls are the one and only currency I accept. Goat sacrifices are nice and all, but they lost their value a LONG time ago.


SatanLordofLies666 has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather Be an asshole guest from Sheffield or Be a account user and not an unreasonable prick 5 hours ago 29 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get told to kys by alexw or Not 23 hours ago 43 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Waifu Tournament Round 1: (3/18) Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII) or Samus Aran (Metroid) 3 days ago 36 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Waifu Tournament Round 1: (2/18) Seras Victoria (Hellsing) or Integra Hellsing (Hellsing) 1 week ago 35 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Waifu Tournament Round 1: (1/18) Raven (DC Comics) or Starfire (DC Comics) 1 week ago 64 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Comment a flash game of your choice and if I've played it I'll rate it out of 10 *comments* or *comments* 2 weeks ago 31 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Hey. Um, if anyone could stop by chat when if they have the time, I'd really appreciate it. I really need someone to talk to right now. Thanks. 1. or 2. 3 weeks ago 37 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a mug for your boyfriend Trump or Avoid urban dictionary like the plague 3 weeks ago 61 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What's up with all these freaking guests replying to comments on the newest page? Yeah, it's annoying or Don't know don't care 3 weeks ago 63 votes 49 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Goosh Goosh someone or Ride someone like a meat toboggan 4 weeks ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Yesterday, an RRRather event, the likes of which will not be seen again for a millennia, has occurred. For starters, I made a meme (see description) about alexw and sent it to him. When he expressed confusion, I explained how his sunglasses are a meme, at which point he sent me a video (also see description) revealing his eyes Holy Shit or Ave Satanas 1 month ago 40 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a part of the Satanist Consensual Rape Orgy or Be a good Christian/Muslim/Catholic/Hindu/Buddhist B O I 1 month ago 43 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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GUYS I BROUGHT ALEXW TO CHAT Holy crap or Yeet 1 month ago 40 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Film the greatest porno ever in the RRRather chat room or Be a good Christian Boi 1 month ago 48 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would win Every Urban Legend and internet myth ever or Old Man Henderson 1 month ago 47 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have incredibly strict parents, you constantly get in trouble for minor things, and aren't allowed to watch TV or play video games, but you're able to get out once your 18. or Have more lenient parents, but your stuck living with them until your 30 1 month ago 47 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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My powers have been proven infinite! AVE SATANAS or BEGONE HELLSPAWN 1 month ago 33 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get Herpes from Herpes Warrior or Make Herpes Warrior into a meat toboggan for my Satanist Crusade 1 month ago 36 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Yeet your meat toboggan or Yeetus a fetus 1 month ago 40 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you like to join Flashrex and I's new band, HEAVY METAL MEAT TOBOGGAN? Yes or No 1 month ago 48 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What do you think is behind Alexw's sunglasses? Fiery pits, proving his demonic heritage or RRRather-style Mangekyo Sharingan eyes, which he uses to immediately ban all who troll him 1 month ago 46 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which Song Lyric is better? Round 3,424,867 United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribbean, Greenland, El Salvador, too, Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still, Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina, And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil or Why do we always come here? I guess we'll never know, It's like a kind of torture, to have to watch the show! 1 month ago 52 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Pewdiepie and T series are now at over 666,666,666 subscribers. What's more, the difference between them is only .3424867 subscribers. Only you can save Pewds from being overtaken. Bitch Spaghetti or T-lesbian 1 month ago 42 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Hum-De-Dum... Hmm? What's that? Something in the description? Nothing to see here... or *comments* 1 month ago 36 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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I too have made a survey, filled with Satany goodness HAIL SATAN or Begone Hellspawn 1 month ago 41 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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As there has been some controversy over the previously stated goals of my Satanist Crusade, I shall hereby be stating things that will absolutely, definitely, positively, probably, maybe, not be a result of our victory How benevolent! or Begone Hellspawn! 1 month ago 39 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Being the better person and crusader, I am hereby posting the official goals of the Satanic Inquisition, so that there may be no confusion. (See description) AVE SATANAS or HAIL SATAN 1 month ago 23 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bring RRRather to a new age of enlightenment in my Satanist Crusade. or Help HistoricalWarrior drag us down to the dark ages of suppressed thinking 1 month ago 37 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Join my Satanist RRRather Crusade or Be a good Christian boi, and worship nikopower 1 month ago 44 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Did you know that in addition to being a pedophile, toddlercuddler is also anti-abortion, homophobic, and religious? I make a point of the last one because he specifically stated licking a child on the nose isn't a "sexual sin" What a loony or Creepy 1 month ago 39 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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When you see this question, will you send a PM to alexw asking him to ban nikopower123? Yes or No 1 month ago 39 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a small, sexually unsatisfying penis, but one the comfortably fits in your pants or Have a large penis, but it's uncomfortable and shifts around in your pants, and you have to keep adjusting them 1 month ago 50 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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I've decided to take up a new profession as Lord Satan, the RRRather therapist. I have already helped two people with their issues, but due to doctor patient confidentiality I cannot reveal their names. If anyone has any problems they need help with, remember I'm here, and merely charge the low low price of 1 eternal soul. I seek your wisdom. or Hail Satan. 1 month ago 25 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Expose Mark Zuckerberg as a reptile or Keep his reptilian nature a secret, but he gives you 25% of Facebook's profits forever. 1 month ago 43 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather have to play through entirely in one sitting? I Wanna Be The Guy or Super Meat Boy 1 month ago 44 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather NikoPower gets banned or Newbie questions that aren't original no longer get accepted 1 month ago 69 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #50: Results (See description) *comments* or *comments* 1 month ago 54 votes 42 comments 0 likes
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When you die, would you like me to make your corpse into a meat toboggan? Yes Satan-Senpai! or Nah bruh 1 month ago 55 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you think IreneBelserion is a guy or girl man or woman 1 month ago 59 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Well now that IreneBelserion has admitted to being a girl, and GoldenMoon has admitted to being 12 years old, I have my own confession to make. I, Lord Satan, am... tsundere for God. I admit it. I pretend to hate his guts to hide the fact I'm desperately in love with him. So now you know. OOF or YEET 1 month ago 44 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #49: Guest from Nevada: He was cool or He sucked 1 month ago 48 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #48: TheLemonOfPower: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 47 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #47: FIFFLAF: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 41 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #46: HattyTheHat: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #45: JustSomeRandomPerson: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 45 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #44: DonkeyPunch: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 42 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #43: AustinWeiler: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 48 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #42: HammySanvich: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 1 month ago 40 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #41: Manw: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 51 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #40: DarkSith66: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 49 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #39: RatherGuy509: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 53 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #38: Sporkalicious: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 49 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #37: beyonder123: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 56 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #36: dragah: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 63 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #35: flashrex: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 56 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #34: Conan3: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 49 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #33: Andruc: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 77 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #32: TheNat: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 73 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #31: DenimDemon: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 54 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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So I'm jumping on the bandwagon, comment and I'll rate you out of 10 (cause 12 seems weird) *Comments* or *Comments Enthusiastically* 2 months ago 52 votes 60 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #30: elisae: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 2 months ago 60 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a LOWLIFELUMMOX or Roast the LOWLIFELUMMOX's, but be a LOWLIFELUMMOX as well and recursively roast the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE 2 months ago 44 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #29: Catlover: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 2 months ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #28: Bulky_cheese: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 53 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #27: Onex: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 76 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #26: Silverhawk: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 64 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #25: ShadowQuincy: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks (Lummox's unite!) 2 months ago 58 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #24: Platinumstar22: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #23: YomokoGirl: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 2 months ago 54 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #22: Barkans: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 47 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #21: CrazyxHorse1: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 54 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #20: KindaPsycho: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 56 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #19: SatanLordofLies666: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 70 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #18: Qtaro: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 45 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #17: Rat: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #16: Sodium: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 2 months ago 76 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #15: ActualFrisk: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 2 months ago 134 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #14: Anon67 Do You Think: He's cool or He sucks 2 months ago 54 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #13: TalcumPowder: Do You Think She's cool or She sucks 3 months ago 82 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #12: American Jedi: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 127 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #11: alexw: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 80 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #10: nikopower123: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 85 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #9: gtc26: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 56 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #8: MustaKrakish: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 87 votes 41 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #7: Usmanc: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 78 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #6: Asthomasa: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 80 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #5: Nintara: Do You Think He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 71 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #4: KoreanJesus (Formerly MindlessPie) Do You Think: She's cool or She sucks 3 months ago 85 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #3: GoldenMoon78 Do You Think: She's cool or She sucks 3 months ago 86 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #2: SuperAwesomeFunMan (Now IreneBelserion) Do You Think: He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 72 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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RRRather User Popularity Poll #1: ilovefreedom Do You Think: He's cool or He sucks 3 months ago 95 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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At Midnight on New Years, would you rather Be out partying, socializing, ect. or Lurk this site 3 months ago 71 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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On Christmas, Would you rather Celebrate the birth of a Middle Eastern, liberal, socialist hippie far ahead of his time or Be a good Christian Boi 3 months ago 62 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win? (Thanos Tourament Bonus Round) Thanos (Can destroy half of anything) or Phil Swift (Can cut anything in half) 4 months ago 95 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Forgot to post until a bit too late, but what are your thoughts on the Diablo Immortal controversy? (Article below) The fans overreacted or Blizzard are morons for announcing a mobile game as a big release and expecting it to go well. 5 months ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is your opinion on algebra along the lines of It's useful to learn or That it's a pointless subject only used as an excuse to teach math beyond about 6th or 7th grade, and is only of any value to people going into fairly specific fields. 5 months ago 85 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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On Veteran's Day tomorrow Would you rather Honor U.S military veterans or Honor RRRather "veteran" users (ilovefreedom, GoldenMoon, ect.) 5 months ago 99 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse about the election results The Republicans winning even more seats in the Senate or The fact that Trump still has so many supporters he can rile up with his stupidity 5 months ago 97 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Show someone the power of Flex Tape or Show someone Melania Trump is actually Orochimaru 5 months ago 81 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the luck of Charlie Brown or Have the luck of the Devil, but get explosive diarrhea for 48 hours every time you win or luck out on something signifigant 5 months ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to enter a captcha every time you log into or visit the chat of RRRather or Have to watch a 10 second ad for every 5 questions you vote on 6 months ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Alexw come on exactly 22 year from now and accept all the newbie questions in the span of an hour or Overthrow Alexw as High King of RRRather and replace him with mods that actually use the site 6 months ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 7) Die from getting into a land war with Asia in the winter. or Die from Pneumonia after becoming president because you gave a 8 hour long inaguration speech in the rain. 6 months ago 73 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Read my crappy fanfiction or Have me recount my Epic Gamer Moments in the comments section of this question. 6 months ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 6) Get the death sentence because you thought that since the Bible says stoning certain people is okay that makes it not illegal. or Intentionally take LSD next to a busy highway and get yourself killed while tripping. 6 months ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way To Die? (Dumber Way to Die Tournament Round 5 Answer a Would You Rather question on this site about which way you'd rather die, then go and commit suicide in that manner because you thought you were obligated to do so from answering the question. or Die of starvation trying to break the world record for going without food for so long. 6 months ago 81 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Obama as President forever or Have only republicans as President for the rest of time (On the level of Trump or worse.) 7 months ago 109 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 4) Die from jumping into the Grand Canyon because you forgot real life has fall damage. or Explode after using an electric pump to force air into your body due to being drunk. 7 months ago 91 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If you could go back in time and do one of the following, Would you rather Show someone RRRather, and tell them it's what culture from the future is like. or Tell them even more blatant lies (Satanism is the world's leading religion, aliens rule earth, ect.) 7 months ago 91 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to write research papers nonstop for the rest of your life. or Lose access to the internet for the rest of your life. (You can still use computer programs though) 7 months ago 106 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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While surfing the web, I have come to the conclusion that MustaKrakish is actually the reincarnation of the philosopher Diogenes. For proof, I paraphrase an excerpt from his Wikipedia page: "Diogenes is believed to have urinated on people who insulted him, defecated in theater, and masturbated in public." *Comments* or *Comments* 7 months ago 77 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be this stilty boi or Be this explosive boi 7 months ago 97 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 3) Die while trying to imitate the exploits of Warning Label Guy or Die to overexertion from excessive masturbation. 8 months ago 95 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 2) Accidentally set yourself on fire while trying to get rid of your weeds with a flamethrower. or Freeze to death walking outside in a blizzard naked because you think real life is like f*cking Skyrim and hypothermia doesn't exist. 8 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Dumber Way to Die? (Dumbest Way to Die Tournament Round 1) Get your head cut off from a broken blade while trying to cut down a tree with a lawn mower. or Get struck by lighting by holding up a metal rod on top of a tree in a thunderstorm trying to wack birds. 8 months ago 72 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bang the Devil. He/She is of your preferred gender and type, but owns your soul afterward. or Bang God, who is not of your preferred gender, but The Devil will allow you to take his place in recognition of you having committed the ultimate sin and this surpassing him/her. 8 months ago 52 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to read crappy fan fiction for the rest of your life. or Be unable to read, watch TV, or play video games until you read and write an essay on War and Peace. 8 months ago 94 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Elder Scrolls VI come out today or Have Half-Life 3 come out today 8 months ago 52 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Many users have recently commented on the lack of decent users on this site. So far, the situation seems futile. But a recent act of gtc26 (see description) has inspired me to come up with a solution. We must follow his lead and all create bogus accounts mocking ourselves or based on our polar opposites! Through this, we should be able to nearly double the number of decent users on the site! Everyone will comment opposing views on each question, and make double questions. What's that you say? Most people don't have time to maintain two accounts on a site for a reason like this? Nonsense! Everyone will understand the necessity for the good of RRRather! You're brilliant! or You're a retard. 8 months ago 43 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Thanos Tournament Conclusion: The tournament is over, and the results say that the only ones capable of beating Thanos are John Wick, God, and Waluigi. Does That: Sound about right or No, *comments character that could've beaten him*/ F*ck off with your stupid tournament! 8 months ago 45 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 18) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Orochimaru 8 months ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 17) Thanos or Alexw 8 months ago 85 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 16) Thanos or Tide Pods 9 months ago 91 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 15) Thanos or gtc26's Ankle 9 months ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 14) Thanos or Toguro 9 months ago 77 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 13) Thanos or Fortnite Thanos 9 months ago 85 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 12) Thanos or Rapping Barney 9 months ago 79 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 11) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Alucard 9 months ago 68 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Play FortG or PUBnite 9 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 10) Thanos or Chuck Norris 9 months ago 71 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 9) Thanos (With Reality Stone Because Why Not) or Slenderman 9 months ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 8) Thanos or Walugi 9 months ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 7) Thanos (No Infinity Gems) or Zerg Rush (KeKeKeKeKeKe) 9 months ago 72 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 6) Thanos (Completed Infinity Gauntlet) or God (Infinite Power and All That Jazz) 9 months ago 102 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 5) Thanos (No Infinity Gems.) or John Wick (Wielding righteous anger because Thanos killed his dog.) 9 months ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 4) Thanos or ilovefreedom 9 months ago 86 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 3) Thanos (With Power Infinity Gem) or Goku (Between Frieza and Cell Storylines) 9 months ago 69 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Did You Know RRRather has a Wiki? Yes or No/ I Don't Give A F*ck 9 months ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 2) Thanos or All Might 9 months ago 60 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who Would Win (Thanos Tournament Round 1) Thanos or The Tall Man 9 months ago 75 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be impaled anally, and die slowly or Get into a never ending, inescapable political argument with someone who keeps regurgitating the same points for the rest of your life 10 months ago 54 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Throw up constantly for one day or Get the common cold for 1-2 weeks 10 months ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Regular Porn or Hentai 10 months ago 69 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stay Puft Marshmallow Man or Minka Kelly 11 months ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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The final battle is at hand, the Account and Guest army's gather at the bottom of Grossquestion Gorge. Having chosen to keep his army's equipment, General SuperAwesome has enlisted the help of his partially insane Warlock, ilovefreedom, to enchant his army's weapons and armor with increased strength. General Nevada of the Guest army has convinced a number of peasants to join, increasing his army size significantly, though they are poorly equipped. The Account army has ten groups of 100 soldiers, while the Guest army has ten groups of 1000 soldiers. Now, rather than vote over which army should win, anyone who’s commented previously gets to be commander of one of the army groups for whichever side their on, and gets to comment their strategy for winning the battle. Since responses from those on the Guest side have been fairly low, I will comment their strategies if necessary. That said, there won’t be any unfairness when deciding the winner. Oh, and anyone wishing to defect to an opposing side may do so once at the start of the battle. *Comments* or *Comments* 11 months ago 26 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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The battle is over; the guests have failed to destroy the catapults, and the Fort is soon to be destroyed. Knowing they will soon perish, the guest mages inside the fort summon up their energy and launch the spell Politicalis Argumentus, a powerful spell which causes flames to fall from the sky. The account army must retreat, but they have little time. Should they: Leave their weapons and shields behind, suffering few casualties, but becoming poorly equipped for future battles or Retreat with their equipment, but suffer large casualties due to moving far slower 11 months ago 41 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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It is high noon. Having been defeated at the river, the guests have retreated to Fort Commentthread in order to rally their forces. Unfortunately for them, the Account army has set up catapults to tear down the fort. The guests must break through the foot-soldiers guarding the catapults, who are led be Lieutenant Usmanc, and torch said catapults before they are all killed. They have superior numbers over the soldiers and are nearly assured victory, but they must achieve it within an hour, or the fort will be destroyed and they will all perish. Should they succeed, however, the Account army will be temporarily setback and the guests will be able to push the offensive. Do you believe they will succeed? They will achieve glorious victory! or They will fail miserably, and be crushed! 11 months ago 46 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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The first battle takes place along the Whowouldyouratherbang River. The account users are storming across the river on horseback, while the guests are defending from the other side of the river shooting arrows. Vote for which side would win, and if the previously mentioned generals see this, comment what your strategy would be. The Account user's cavalry or The guest's archers 11 months ago 47 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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So, it seems that the guest users and the account users are about ready to go to war. I'm making it official. SuperAwesomeFunMan is general of the Account army, and guest from Nevada is general of the guest army. Pick which side you want to join. For the glory of the Accounts! or To end tyranny over the guests! 11 months ago 53 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 10! Bleach or Hunter X Hunter 11 months ago 48 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer answering Meaningful but serious questions on this site or Pointless but more uplifting questions 11 months ago 80 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 9! Overlord or One Punch Man 1 year ago 47 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in the Snow or Sand 1 year ago 97 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 8! Trigun or Cowboy Bebop 1 year ago 40 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 7! Death Note or Tokyo Ghoul 1 year ago 32 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 6! Sword Art Online or Log Horizon 1 year ago 33 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 5! Mobile Suit Gundam or Neon Genesis Evangelion 1 year ago 40 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 4! Fairy Tail or My Hero Academia 1 year ago 52 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 3! Parasyte or Hellsing Ultimate 1 year ago 41 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 2! Fullmetal Alchemist or Soul Eater 1 year ago 50 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Anime Tournament Round 1! Naruto or One Piece 1 year ago 64 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which was the better comic? Calvin and Hobbes or Peanuts 1 year ago 62 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you could live in a Video Game world, would you rather be in Skyrim or Minecraft 1 year ago 97 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which band would you rather listen to Guns N' Roses or Rob Zombie 1 year ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight This tiger or This shark 1 year ago 116 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which is the better Abridged Series Hellsing Ultimate Abridged or Sword Art Online Abridged 1 year ago 36 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the Dragon Ball Universe but be Yamcha or Live in the Harry Potter Universe but be Severus Snape 1 year ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which is the Better Vampire Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) or Edward Cullen 1 year ago 54 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Bang Seras Victoria (Hellsing) or Hestia (Is it Wrong to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon) 1 year ago 44 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would You Rather Be On a Video Game Stream With Cr1tikal/Penguinz0 or Jacksepticeye 1 year ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you had to be in a horror(ish) show/game, do you think you would stand a better chance as a normal person in Dead Space (1 or 2) or a normal person in Hellsing (during Nazi invasion) 1 year ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to create disposable universes where nothing you do has any consequences or moral concerns (Everyone basically has the mind of an AI while still being a human, can't feel pain, Ect.) However, you still have to operate within the laws of the real world. or Make one incredibly in-depth virtual reality game with whatever kind of magic or physics you want to apply, but only be able to make one world and be subject to game issues like glitches and bugs. 1 year ago 172 votes 8 comments 0 likes

SatanLordofLies666 has posted the following comments:

Then f*ck off already and leave, and let us enjoy it. The reason you don't get it is because much of this is inside jokes and just screwing around. Oh, and the chatroom you don't even know about because as a guest you don't have access to it. But by all means, if you don't wanna be a part of this, then again, f*ck off. 1 hour ago  
Then quickly whip my head away and make them think their crazy for bonus points. 1 hour ago +1
Why exactly? Aside from my comments on the crappy lingerie model questions, I have done nothing even remotely similar to you. And again, even if I did every comment I post is tied back to my account. You hide behind anonymity 4 hours ago +2
Guests actions can't be traced back to an account and have no accountability. My comments were on retarded sh*tposts, your just spamming everyone and being an asshole. It takes literally 30 seconds to make an account, even if you don't want an email tied to here go make a Yopmail account or some sh*t. The only reason not to make an account is because you don't WANT to have any accountability, because your nothing but a sh*tposter. 4 hours ago +3
Go f*ck yourself 5 hours ago +1
Leave this site. 5 hours ago  
You're always going to feel physical attraction to people. Long as you don't act on it your fine. 5 hours ago +1
These questions are some of the very few non sh*tty ones. You're being an asshole, and a loser who won't make an account. Go away. 5 hours ago  
B is the only show on this tournament thus far that I actually like. 5 hours ago  
These questions are boring, unoriginal, spammy, and highly annnoying. Please go f*ck yourself. 5 hours ago +4
You are retarded 17 hours ago +1
A is even more miserable than being sick at home 17 hours ago  
B is hazardous to your health 17 hours ago +1
Both are basically useless because it doesn't say you can survive in those planets. 17 hours ago +1
Way more useful and cooler 17 hours ago  
LEEEEROOOOY JEEEENKIIIIINS 23 hours ago +1
Check my response to Conan 23 hours ago  
He was actually referencing my comments of kys on the nikopowers clone's question. That dude got p*ssy and asked alexw to tell me to stop. Here's the full thing, but out of context it looks hilarious, hence why I only showed a small bit of it in the question. alexw can you please stop commenting that? 3 hours ago SatanLordofLies666 Aight, I'll ease off for a bit. I just get irritated when I see poor quality questions spammed on the newest page, and many other people are tired of them as well. I've spoken to at least to people that have used the blacklist script ActualFrisk developed to block those questions. However I'll stop harrassing these questions so long as I'm not attacked first. 3 hours ago alexw Thanks for your understanding. Please don't recommend that people kill themselves, under any circumstances, even if they post poor questions. 3 hours ago 23 hours ago +1
Lmao 1 day ago +1
Shove donkey sh*t into your ears. 1 day ago  
Yeet 1 day ago  
Format. Your. Questions. Properly. 1 day ago +2
Mom has a master's in english, dad also has a degree though I don't recall the specifics, something in computers or tech. 1 day ago  
Kys, also I just wanna point out that's like the single worst picture of Emma Watson you could've used. 1 day ago +4
Cruises are disease ridden. 1 day ago +1
Not right away obviously. 1 day ago  
I actually remember A vaguely. 1 day ago  
A i wouldn't really care about. B would result in murder. 1 day ago  
Doesn't say they have to be alive... 1 day ago  
At least with B there's the possibility of could not be a dude. 1 day ago +1
Have a 100 foot pole forcibly shoved up your ass until it bursts out your upper body and you explode in a glorious mess of gore. 2 days ago +1
NUUUUUUKE IIIIIINDIIIIAAAAA 2 days ago  
Effortlessly 2 days ago  
When I heard it it took me a moment, but after that I could notice the accent fairly easily. It's not super thick but it's definitely there. 2 days ago  
Pretended no, wished I was yes. 2 days ago  
Except the analogy fails because it's more like the government handing out the chairs and deciding the best way to go about things is to give everyone half a chair. 2 days ago +1
Cooler 2 days ago  
I mean the whole thing was a bogus troll application. 2 days ago  
All guests are gay. 2 days ago  
First off kys, second off that depends on whether I get to keep the gold. 2 days ago +1
^^ 2 days ago +1
Doesn't say that. Some forms of teleportation operate under that rule but not all. 2 days ago +1
See I'm fine with the human blood but you lost me at the old milk. 2 days ago  
Both are really goddamn good though. 2 days ago +1
I don't like the burgers from B tbh 2 days ago  
Less homophobic. 2 days ago +1
And here we see guests liking their own comments. Truly impressive. 2 days ago +1
B is a little b*tch. 3 days ago +1
Sounds less lame 3 days ago +1
Submitted 3 days ago  
Forget Antman, I want Winnie the Pooh to defeat Thanos. He could pull it off: http://www.skrause.org/humor/poohgoesapesh*t.shtml 3 days ago +1
Its not the website, its all the demented people of the world that decided it would be a great place to commit affronts to humanity. 3 days ago +1
Nail her to a cross. 3 days ago +1
Neato 3 days ago  
It's beautiful day in the North Pole, a beautiful day to overwork to elf slave laborers. 3 days ago  
A is horrible 3 days ago +3
yA yEET 3 days ago  
Cooler 3 days ago +1
I set up a channel specifically for new people, who can't access any other part of the server. Anyone that joins will get verified that they're a member of rrrather/were invited before they're given a role, otherwise they'll get booted. So at this point I'm not to worried about your sister joining, she'd have to pull off some major sh*t to get in. 3 days ago  
Y A Y E E T 4 days ago +1
F*ck yeah. Be way more chill 5 days ago +3
A is nasty 5 days ago +1
Avocado's are disgusting. 5 days ago +1
Better 5 days ago +1
Nuke India 5 days ago +5
https://discord.gg/4geBym there ya go! 5 days ago  
^^ 6 days ago  
R/unexpected Snape. But like, id probably keep an eye out for the person that did it in case they come back and then try to catch them. 6 days ago +1
Duh 6 days ago +1
More and better food 1 week ago  
oof 1 week ago +1
*Write lengthy anime analysis's in comment threads. 1 week ago +2
4chan is like the ghetto of the internet, but I'm not even familiar with A. 1 week ago  
Although Youtube copyright is the embodiment of retardedness, B is lame. 1 week ago  
Dude you want a link to my server? We got a good bit of people in there. 1 week ago +1
Its because I'm a POOR OLD MAN 1 week ago +2
BUT DEM TIDDIES! Although I'll grant Integra is pretty sexy in that pic 1 week ago +1
Yeah A is like literally our exact relationship lmao 1 week ago +1
Think me and Lauren, and her parents. 1 week ago +2
PART 2: MoneyReaper Really? BET. But I will only have them up there for 30 minutes so my parents dont see it or I will get put out and I'm only 16 3 days ago MoneyReaper Wait how are you going to give it to me? SatanLordofLies666 I'm Satan. The powers get magically transferred to you of course. It should happen at midnight of the day you put the decorations up. Side effects may include mild headaches, nausea, and visions of Hell beneath the world creeping into view at random times. MoneyReaper I already did, almost got in trouble, so do I get the telekenisis now? MoneyReaper Lol you are a disciple, and I bought some pentagram banners and a picture of baphomet along with some red lights and sh*t and almost got in trouble so do I get telekenisis now?? MoneyReaper Ok I'm done playing innocent, I never hung up sh*t because I want to reap spiritual benefits for free, I was planning on manipulating you but then I thought, "oh f*ck... what if he knows that I didnt really do it, what if he grants it and then it doesnt work because I didnt do the objective??" So basically I'm using you for personal gain and wanted to snag something out of you for free, and I dont even support satan in any way, so you tryin to drop a power on a motha f*cka for free or no? MoneyReaper Lol I'm assuming you dont f*ck wit me anymore.. SatanLordofLies666 Oh sorry dude, I've been going through some stuff the last few days and wasn't really able to get to this. But back in character... You cannot trick the devil mortal fool, although I don't really do the, "destroying you for your insolance" thing anymore you won't get any powers out of me with that anti Satan attitude! If you wanna get cool sh*t, you gotta convert! 1 week ago +2
MoneyReaper What type of deals do you make? SatanLordofLies666 I make the usual deals for personal gain, wealth, women, luck, ect. Immortality is doable but only in certain forms, you can have invulnerability but due of old age and vice versa. Standard rate is your eternal soul. Smaller deals, such as smaller luck increases and mild wealth, can be bought through virgin sacrifices. Now if you want something big, like having half life 3 come out or making Fallout 76 not suck, your gonna have to get me at least 5 eternal souls. MoneyReaper Hmm.. sounds interesting, well I want telekinesis and I dont do soul stealing because that attracts demons and sh*, Most of the time I am known for manipulation and deception to get my way when I dont want to comply to whats given to me, but you seem worth more than that so I will not trick you, but there must be a way where I can get telekenisis without dealing with souls, right? SatanLordofLies666 hmm, telekinesis is probably doable. Conversion of a few people to Satanism would probably be an acceptable price, as well as the sacrifice of a few virgins. Or if you'd like something a little easier, I'll give you telekinesis in exchange for you hanging some Satanic decorations outside your house and pissing off your neighbors. 1 week ago +2
No. Retarded people can copy other retarded people, there's no guarantee what their copying is right. 1 week ago  
I mean, that's basically how hair already works... 1 week ago +6
Yee 1 week ago +1
Yee 1 week ago +2
lol no 1 week ago  
Once again, you can change the would you rather part of the question and repeating it in the description is unnecessary. 1 week ago +1
I guess, but wouldn't you get some fluid from the food your eating? Especially if your eating some kind of meat. Plus dying of dehydration sounds less painful than dying of starvation. 1 week ago  
I mean you'd need both food and water to live, but I feel with enough food you could get around needing water for longer. 1 week ago  
NOT DIO 1 week ago +1
Well that is where it originated. I mean I usually think of the tv show too, but I decided to list it under the comics. 1 week ago +1
666 exp 1 week ago +1
I mean both in A are bad so 1 week ago +1
Yee 1 week ago  
Thought this was a frisk question at first lmao 1 week ago +1
Tell me when pewds hits 666 million. 1 week ago +1
Yee 1 week ago  
Way more menacing. 1 week ago  
Duh 1 week ago  
Yee 1 week ago  
Holy crap I think this is the first 100% question I've seen with this many votes. 1 week ago +1
Nah, cause a lot of gas stations are also convenience stores people pick stuff up at. I mean no matter where you but alcohol your gonna have to drive to get there. 1 week ago  
zoinks 1 week ago +1
Yeah, that is one of the good things about it. 1 week ago  
Cooler 1 week ago +1
Lmao aight 1 week ago +1
Yo flash I got a question. The animation in those pics looks kinda older than the animation from JoJo that I've been watching. Is this an older show or something? 1 week ago +1
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/darknesswithinshadow/images/a/ad/Alduin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120317211619 1 week ago +1
This. 1 week ago  
Mostly cause invisibility. Though not having to sleep would be epic 1 week ago +2
Not Dio. 1 week ago +1
Oh, secession from the UK then? 1 week ago  
Both bad 1 week ago  
Dude was boss af. 1 week ago +1
Misclick. B is god, and f*ck him. 1 week ago  
Is overated. 1 week ago  
Baby's are basically useless, anything would make them more useful. 1 week ago  
Both gay 1 week ago +2
Mmkay, what is brexit anyway? US noob here. 1 week ago  
Zoinks 1 week ago +1
Be both awesome and hilarious. I'd f*ck sh*t up and still be better than Trump. 1 week ago  
A power easily made kinkeh 1 week ago +1
Did you seriously just censor idiot?! 1 week ago  
yeee 1 week ago  
Already am 1 week ago  
Oof, I remember the pic for B quite well... Also if anyone hasn't seen this yet their missing out: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/558010888465154109/565787543904190467/image0.jpg 1 week ago +1
Mix of both 1 week ago  
lmao 1 week ago +1
Dude was pretty interesting. 1 week ago +1
lmao 1 week ago +1
Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate) https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/4/46/Transalu.png/revision/latest?cb=20160122181144 1 week ago +1
I think you mean a censored penis. 1 week ago +1
Like, zoinks man, why would you do such a thing? 1 week ago  
I am sort of pleased that I now have to go and check this is a nikopower question and not someone mocking him. 1 week ago  
Tell them they should try to avoid bringing things like that into the house, and in the future to tell me to come outside. 2 weeks ago +1
Less generic 2 weeks ago  
It's good. 2 weeks ago  
Misclick. 2 weeks ago  
Indeed. And musta stole my comment. 2 weeks ago  
Much as I previously stated it's unnecessary to post the question in the description, you do realize you can change the header question from "would you rather" right? That's just the default. 2 weeks ago  
I survive the attack and do this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YODvtc7-qk8 2 weeks ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SuE-bTNtilk Relevant. 2 weeks ago  
Would kick her ass. 2 weeks ago  
Either that or people way too obsessed with Naruto. 2 weeks ago  
Definately. Life has no single meaning, only true purpose is enjoying it as much as possible. 2 weeks ago  
Avengers: Infinity Farming 2 weeks ago +1
If you landed right you'd probably be ok 2 weeks ago +2
Cool. Not like I do much Id wanna get out of bed for anyway. 2 weeks ago  
I like walking. 2 weeks ago  
Yummy. B looks gross 2 weeks ago  
Epic 2 weeks ago +1
Depending on the snake, much less dangerous. 2 weeks ago +1
Yeet 2 weeks ago  
I'd give a good rant but Musta nailed it pretty well. 2 weeks ago +1
yeet 2 weeks ago  
Long as it's not a religious terrorist. 2 weeks ago  
Misclick 2 weeks ago  
DEAD I AM THE DOG, HOUND OF HELL YOU CRY, DEVIL ON YOUR BACK, I CAN NEVER DIE! 2 weeks ago +2
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_J6-3l3hCm0 Relevant. 2 weeks ago  
Nuke India 2 weeks ago +2
Kinkeh 2 weeks ago +1
Yeet 2 weeks ago  
I'd say the 12 hours I sleep but I don't get anywhere near that much sleep. 2 weeks ago  
7/10, fun but there's similar and better flash games imo 2 weeks ago  
Oh man I remember those games! Yeah their pretty boss, 8/10. 2 weeks ago +1
9/10 That game's fun as sh*t. 2 weeks ago +1
Right, but will old games be auto converted? There's a lot of obscure games out there I'd rather weren't lost. 2 weeks ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KuDmhci9LU 2 weeks ago  
Heil Satan 2 weeks ago +3
Well, I think the original purpose of discord was for people to be able to talk while gaming, but you can set up a server completely unrelated to games. We chat in there because it's less glitchy than rrrather chat, and you can do more stuff with image posting. As for what you said about socialization, that basically the case for me. I'm addition to being homeschooled, I live in an area populated almost exclusively by rednecks and Amish people, so socialization on the internet is effectively my only option. 2 weeks ago  
Oh yeah, Cat said you weren't interested in the discord link. Out of curiosity, do you not like Discord specifically or just chat in general? 2 weeks ago  
Kys 2 weeks ago +1
Almost clicked B till I got to that "single" part... 2 weeks ago  
Nah, that's just making the most of the situation. 2 weeks ago +1
Kys 2 weeks ago  
The one in which she's advertising makeup with your blood as the secret ingrediant. 2 weeks ago  
Funny as sh*t and it doesn't mention anime, which is 90% of what I watch anyway. 2 weeks ago  
It's fresh so not too bad. 2 weeks ago  
Easy 2 weeks ago  
Yeet 2 weeks ago +1
N O T M Y K I N K 2 weeks ago  
I hate it when a guest makes a decent point 2 weeks ago  
Because it was made over a week ago, but not posted on newest page due to the lazi site owner 2 weeks ago  
I'd rather be on an advertisement holding your corpse while advertising my new line of Meat Toboggans. 2 weeks ago  
Duh 2 weeks ago +2
Ignorance is bad 2 weeks ago +2
Cool. Also, go away MindlessFraud 2 weeks ago +1
Kidnapping myself would certainly be an interesting experience. 2 weeks ago +2
Often times you'll just kill them in a sequel 2 weeks ago  
Basically what B said. My anger at the guy might be lessened a little, but I wouldn't feel bad for killing him. 2 weeks ago +2
Same. The amount of time I spend on this account may be getting to my brain. 2 weeks ago +2
Overall it's still warmer, even if it doesn't look as nice. 2 weeks ago +1
60% I believe on a health test. They're all exactly 10 questions, so I only have to get a few wrong to fail. 2 weeks ago  
Zoinks 3 weeks ago +2
You can get gift cards and stuff for using B 3 weeks ago +2
Cat's drawings are indeed well made 3 weeks ago +3
Meaner. 3 weeks ago  
Cooler 3 weeks ago  
Obviously. A is guaranteed to piss it off, B is cool and you might even live. 3 weeks ago +1
Not really my thing. 3 weeks ago  
Nah bruh 3 weeks ago  
Z O_O I N K S 3 weeks ago +2
You do realize it's unnecessary to repost the question in the description right? 3 weeks ago +3
Depends, some games are just built around being hard, though overall difficulty levels are usually a good thing. 3 weeks ago  
Not unless I'm trolling usually. Though I'm generally more restrained and less of my "real" personality if I'm with my family tbh. 3 weeks ago  
Don't f*cking care. It doesn't matter, Pewdiepie's profiting off all this anyway. 3 weeks ago  
Misclick. Wouldn't care if they did kill me 3 weeks ago  
Less lethal I imagine. 3 weeks ago  
I mastered the art of professional procrastination a long time ago. 3 weeks ago  
I wouldn't call the cops, but I'd try to keep him from dealing anymore. 3 weeks ago  
To avoid causing a scene. Realistically tho I'd have snuck away from such a dumb thing. 3 weeks ago +1
Never had to deal with A, but B has prevented me from staying up till 5 in the morning more often than I'd like. 3 weeks ago  
No. Video games do not make people violent, and they've been a scapegoat to avoid addressing real issues for way too long. 3 weeks ago +2
Obviously. 3 weeks ago  
H Y P O C R I S Y 3 weeks ago +2
Neither really, B is funny at times, and if your questions have loopholes that's your fault for not specifying. 3 weeks ago +2
Voted against the 100% attempt. 3 weeks ago  
Same thing really 3 weeks ago +1
B has the big ass geyser doesn't it 3 weeks ago  
Old one has a funnier expression, but overall A is better. 3 weeks ago +2
https://www.memecenter.com/fun/7267401/alexw-glasses 3 weeks ago  
Neat 3 weeks ago  
AVE SATANAS 3 weeks ago  
Lmao 3 weeks ago  
Y E E T 3 weeks ago  
Duh 3 weeks ago +1
Misclick 3 weeks ago +1
Perhaps they'll even be less of a d*ck to me after that. Either way I'd look like an asshole if i didn't. 3 weeks ago +2
Even if I never accomplish it it's still better than B. Duh. 3 weeks ago  
*Idot 3 weeks ago +1
Meat Toboggans are always provided to those who give generous sacrifices! 3 weeks ago +1
I hate to admit it but I think the guest nailed this one. 3 weeks ago +1
Be a change of pace from the exterior demons under my rule. 3 weeks ago +1
Not an overly superstitious person, plus having strange dreams after the death of a friend about a flight I probably also have anxiety of isn't exceptionally unlikely. 3 weeks ago  
S L E E P I S F O R T H E W E I K 3 weeks ago +1
Indeed. 3 weeks ago  
Both taste excellent though. 3 weeks ago +2
Sure. Saying it isn't is the same kind of backwards logic that Pagan and Travis use when they say its not rape if its consensual. 3 weeks ago +1
I W A N T I T. That's why I picked B though. You can kidnap me and I get to be with you and keep my money. 3 weeks ago +1
I N D E E D. Fixed tho 3 weeks ago  
Well that would certainly be a much stupider and pointless death. 3 weeks ago +1
What Musta said about what Yomoko said. 3 weeks ago +2
You imply A aren't B by default. Edit: I read that as morons, not Mormons. In either case B are almost guaranteed to be guests, given how I don't see the average Mormon being smart enough to make an account. 3 weeks ago +5
I'm a simple man. I see Schrodinger's Cat, I link to: https://31.media.tumblr.com/751b0982b7efe85d554fd635fb624622/tumblr_mxel8b4qUa1ropurxo2_500.gif 3 weeks ago +2
F F F F F F 3 weeks ago +1
A was way worse. 3 weeks ago +2
No homo 3 weeks ago  
...By my girlfriend. 3 weeks ago +1
This whole thing is kinda "All hail the mighty Irene". When do I get to do cool sh*t? 3 weeks ago  
Sucks for A cause I don't have a super common name 3 weeks ago  
...I was gonna say burning alive but I don't think I can top that. 3 weeks ago +2
Misclick. You could easily enter games where you have tons of money/luxeries. Plus theres various porn games... 3 weeks ago +1
Cooler 3 weeks ago +1
Neutral. 3 weeks ago  
Yeah, same here. Where did they come from? Do they all know each other? 3 weeks ago +3
B is usually the case with insane people. 3 weeks ago +1
Seig Heil 3 weeks ago +1
Kinkeh 3 weeks ago +1
Yay other people are using the meme! 3 weeks ago +2
No one, cause we know he's a user on this site unlike you guests. Also it's ludicrously easy to comment first here, and that phrase is just generally despised. 3 weeks ago +1
Booths are cool. 3 weeks ago  
Oh, that makes more sense. Still not sure if I'd change my answer though. 3 weeks ago  
Idk, but make an account if your gonna stay. 4 weeks ago +1
Honestly I love both. I actually enjoy over the top, rule of cool, blatantly evil villains, but I also enjoy series where good and evil aren't so clear cut. This web series is a good deconstruction of both if your interested. https://practicalguidetoevil.wordpress.com/ 4 weeks ago  
A is lame, already knew B. 4 weeks ago +1
Yeah. Basically do already, with a few exceptions. 4 weeks ago +2
Duh. Unless I'm misreading something here, either way people are dying, I just get to pick who in one. Which doesn't really make sense with Thanos's philosophy anyway since he's all about random selection. 4 weeks ago  
So basically when everyone just migrates to chat permanently? 4 weeks ago +1
Waaaaaaaaay better. Also, Ave Satanas 4 weeks ago +1
With the way modern medicine is advancing, that 10% decrease will likely be negated relatively quickly. 4 weeks ago +1
Neat. 4 weeks ago  
You could make a sh*t ton of money. 4 weeks ago  
Again, anime movies tend to be boss as hell. Well, the non-live action ones anyway. 4 weeks ago +3
Naturally. :) 4 weeks ago +1
NUKE INDIA 4 weeks ago +1
Duh 4 weeks ago +1
I'd actually succeed in taking over the world. Hitler was kind of a f*ck up. 4 weeks ago +1
F*CK HES BACK 4 weeks ago +2
Y E E T 4 weeks ago +2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isvdzUX1AsA Relevant. 4 weeks ago +1
B E G O N E T H O T 4 weeks ago +2
Miss me with that furry sh*t. 4 weeks ago  
More useful imo. 4 weeks ago +1
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I didn't actually mute you though in case it was important, just pretended to for kicks. 4 weeks ago +2
Looks cooler. 1 month ago +1
37,00 is a good bit. 1 month ago +3
Never the lummox. Also why isn't Cat on my side? 1 month ago +3
Never seen either but B looks really bad. 1 month ago +1
Yes, if the warranty was worded dumb enough not to include exceptions for stuff like that. 1 month ago +2
Hard because I've seen both done well instead of in a bad way. 1 month ago  
A isn't immersion breaking, just irritating. 1 month ago +2
I'd just pick the usual's in chat 1 month ago +2
Cool 1 month ago  
Sure. 1 month ago  
Never seen B, but they look pretty sh*ttily equipped, especially compared to A which are pretty advanced. 1 month ago +1
Sure, idgaf 1 month ago  
If there's any sort of delay in teleportation, you could disappear for a split second which could potentially come in handy. 1 month ago +3
That pic actually goes perfectly with the new meme of me being a 50 yr old man. 1 month ago +3
Duh 1 month ago +1
What Usmanc said 1 month ago  
#SmashThatTrap 1 month ago +1
Duh 1 month ago +1
B are the kind of days where you know you just shouldn't have gotten out of bed. 1 month ago +1
Option C: Play Fallout 76 and deal with both 1 month ago  
It's weird, but everyone's got a kink. 1 month ago +1
A is good. Also, F O R T N I T E O R P U B G 1 month ago +1
Cool 1 month ago +1
As I've said before, I've got a mind control fetish, so kinkeh. 1 month ago +1
Easy. Only use for B would be finishing the damn Hellsing prequel. 1 month ago +1
Considering nuclear weapons function by splitting atoms, yeah that'd be pretty OP 1 month ago +1
Depends 1 month ago +1
Cool question. 1 month ago +1
Yeeee 1 month ago +1
TBH the only thing I find interesting about B is the memes. 2 8 S T A B W O U N D S 1 month ago  
Naturally. 1 month ago +3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djG0j3bpCLQ 1 month ago +1
No question 1 month ago +1
Depends 1 month ago +1
I basically do, given I spend most of my day in RRRather chat 1 month ago  
A isn't too bad. I myself weigh only slightly more than that. Plus he's clearly fit 1 month ago  
The lummox is actually correct on this one, there is a distinction, but realists just typically get considered pessimists. 1 month ago  
Basically. 1 month ago +1
Both. 1 month ago  
Definately 1 month ago  
Easy. 1 month ago  
For sheer chaos purposes. 1 month ago +1
Love A, but B looks good too. 1 month ago  
Definitely A. 1 month ago  
SUB TO PEWDS 1 month ago  
Yeet 1 month ago  
What Musta said 1 month ago +1
This is hilarious 1 month ago  
Is that from that New Zealand shooting? 1 month ago +4
That's an excellent picture of me. Prop's to the cameraman. 1 month ago  
Apparently my parents copied something else since then, but my last copy was a bunch of Lenny faces. 1 month ago +1
Go away MindlessFraud. 1 month ago +1
Can I do both? 1 month ago  
It's Ohio, so that's not really surprising. 1 month ago +2
Alrighty then 1 month ago  
LENNY FACE! 1 month ago +1
BTW I'm pretty sure you have to PM these to him, not just say that at the start. 1 month ago +1
Cooler. 1 month ago +1
A looks like Perfect Cell. 1 month ago +1
I think you already know what show I'd want to mess with. 1 month ago +1
OOGA BOOGA 1 month ago +2
Same. 1 month ago +1
Holy sh*t he actually is gone. Nice work! 1 month ago +1
YEET 1 month ago +1
If their hot idgaf 1 month ago +1
Absolutely. 1 month ago  
I would. 1 month ago  
Prison:Toddlercuddler, nikopower, ilovefreedom. Strip Club Owner: Me, Musta, and probably a ton others. 1 month ago  
Reread the books or really any rationalist fanfiction, and you'll find that the HP setting is highly exploitable, even your not a main character. 1 month ago  
Sometimes, but I usually do new stuff. 1 month ago +1
Not B. 1 month ago +1
Pretty sure I would absolutely get in trouble for that, even if I wasn't homeschooled and my mother didn't oversee all my subjects. 1 month ago +1
Neither 1 month ago  
Fun. 1 month ago +1
GRIPPIN' A MAN'S ENTRAHLS LOIK TH' REIGNS O' SANTA'S SLEIGH, STREAKIN THROUGH TH' FRESH MORNIN' SNO' IN A TRAIL O' BILE AN' GORE, AS HIS EYES ASK TH' SAME QUESTION AS THE HORRIFOID CHILDRE' IN HIS WAKE: "WHY?" 1 month ago +1
Cool vid, can I recommend you do some questions from the newest page? Assuming you do more of course, which i hope you do. I'll PM some more questions I think would be good. 1 month ago +2
A is pro birth, not pro life. 1 month ago +3
P E E I S S T O R E D I N T H E B A L L S 1 month ago +1
Usually is, but not always. In the very first meme, Mario's stance was against abortion. 1 month ago  
Not fat, don't need to. 1 month ago  
A are useful for sacrifices. 1 month ago +1
Yes. 1 month ago  
HAIL THE ANKLE 1 month ago +2
http://moarpowah.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Hellsing-Ultimate-Integra-Headshots-Schrodinger.jpg 1 month ago  
Indeed. As a matter of fact, his RRRather Wiki bio explicitly states he "supports only ISIS". 1 month ago  
I'd actually have to take the time to look into this Micheal Jackson stuff to form an opinion. A is def a pedo. 1 month ago +1
Wtf is B 1 month ago +1
Not homophobic. 1 month ago  
What the guest said. 1 month ago  
Eff that. Hail Satan. 1 month ago  
YAY 1 month ago  
What Musta said. 1 month ago  
Okay that's fine, I just wasn't sure. Tbh I don't really know enough about your tastes in anime to really say if you'd like it or not. 1 month ago  
I take it you didn't like it? And I'm not really expecting most people to watch it, though I did get flashrex to. Or are you just saying that Talcum's not going to have any interest in an anime? 1 month ago  
Bit late, but... *grins* 1 month ago +1
*Insert standard comment recommending Hellsing* 1 month ago  
Funnier in it's stupidity. 1 month ago  
Zoinks. 1 month ago  
Yay. 1 month ago  
Don't care. 1 month ago  
Nah, Groundhog Day, that's the movie in Pic A. 1 month ago +1
Love A. 1 month ago  
Yum 1 month ago  
Manageable, plus what Frisk said. 1 month ago  
Meh. I'd just do stupid sh*t after a while, like in the movie. B would be hell. 1 month ago +2
MISCLICK. MAKE THE F*CKER SUFFER! 1 month ago +2
Depends. 1 month ago  
Candy's not really a movie thing imo. Might be good I suppose. 1 month ago +1
I've waited so long for this day. 1 month ago +2
Honestly, books 4-6 are my favorite. 1 month ago +1
I do, which is why I'm commenting three letters instead of complex ways for him to die. 1 month ago  
It's what people use though. I suspect it's based upon syllables, not individual words. 1 month ago +1
Depends on the person. 1 month ago +1
Well, that's the abridged parody version, but I highly encourage you to check out the original as well. 1 month ago  
Just need Constant Vigilance. 1 month ago  
I'm terrified of Australia. Every single animal has been genetically designed to murder you. 1 month ago +1
The one that's spelled right. 1 month ago +1
Yes. 1 month ago  
Well technically here it would depend on the state, so it's not quite pedo like toddlercuddlers stuff. 1 month ago  
HURR DURR DO YOU LIKE GUYS OR GIRLS 1 month ago  
Sub to Pewds. 1 month ago +1
Wouldn't care about either tbh. 1 month ago +1
A looks old. 1 month ago  
Duh. 1 month ago  
Y E E T 1 month ago +2
I'm not getting involved in that sh*t. 1 month ago  
"I'm so proud of you sweetie!" 1 month ago  
https://youtu.be/DQG2Ma4sedk?t=373 Relevant. 1 month ago  
Both lame tho. 1 month ago  
If I was part demon that'd be a step down, given I'm already the Lord of Hell. 1 month ago  
What Rat said. 1 month ago  
Ugly hair, but dem titties. 1 month ago +2
Either that or all of us on here are equally screwed up and look up the same messed up stuff. 1 month ago +2
So I'd have Donald Trump ranting in my ear 24/7. Honestly that'd be pretty funny, at least for a little while. 1 month ago +1
Z for zombie 1 month ago +1
Both at the same time tbh. 1 month ago  
Yo come chat! 1 month ago +1
Of course my Norse horse, you simply must be Ready for Freddy! 1 month ago +1
Don't like dogs, especially not those ugly pug things. B is cute. 1 month ago  
I still have this stuffed dinosaur I got at about 4. He's a little worse for wear after a decade though lol. 1 month ago +1
I sleep in my boxers, that's about it. 1 month ago  
Mostly cause DC has a terrible reputation for movies, but maybe it'll be good. 1 month ago +4
I laughed at this and I'm not sure why. 1 month ago +1
SUUUUUUUBSCRRRIIIIIIBBBBEE TOOOO PEEEEEWWWDDDS 1 month ago +1
Cause, I think he's on my side...maybe. 1 month ago  
B looks kinda interesting, plus I have a phobia of most insects. 1 month ago +1
A is a little odd, but B is pure suffering. 1 month ago +1
This kinda sh*t is why I hate yoga. 1 month ago +1
As incredibly inconvenient as A would be, B would effectively force me to go through school all over again. Granted, I'd lose stuff I've read for school on the internet too, but it wouldn't be as devastating a loss. 1 month ago +1
A isn't necessarily WRONG per say, but ultimately it'snot really that big a deal. 1 month ago  
I don't really watch a lot of TV shows, so just Lost and the first season of American Horror Story. 1 month ago +1
Word of advice, you should probably post a questions specifying who's on who's team. Tbh even I'm having trouble keeping track. 1 month ago +1
Hellsing, Naruto, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. 1 month ago +1
Looks more f*cked up. 1 month ago +1
Yay 1 month ago +1
Y E E T M Y M E A T 1 month ago  
Yeah it's really good. Gameplay is a lot more fluid than the first, though both are good. 1 month ago  
Monster Squad, The Matrix, John Wick 1 month ago +1
Dead Space 2, Skyrim, Epic Battle Fantasy 4. (Last one's a flash game, but it's really good.) 1 month ago  
Yeet 1 month ago  
Yeah, yeah it is. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6338598/ Disturbing I know, but are you rally surprised? 1 month ago  
I'm sorry what is the 50 50 challenge exactly? Heard of it but not sure what it actually is. 1 month ago +1
Except there's no practical reason it shouldn't be normal outside of human created beliefs. In my opinion, more openness is a good thing. Not saying people should walk around half naked, but prudishness is stupid. 1 month ago +3
Signed that sh*t. 1 month ago +1
What Musta said. 1 month ago  
Kinkeh 1 month ago +1
Mildly disturbing. 1 month ago +1
Not sure how I missed this before, 6/10. 1 month ago  
B is cancer. 1 month ago  
AVE SATANAS MOTHERF*CKERS! 1 month ago  
Mirrors are solid objects that merely reflect light. By that logic, you could say the same thing for windows on cloudy day, it's just a weaker reflection. 1 month ago +2
F*cked up, but it would probably deter crime. 1 month ago +2
Anyone that picks B is a sacrilegious fool that needs to convert to Satanism or be forever damned for their unforgivable crimes. 1 month ago +2
What Chupacabra and Musta said about A, and B isn't really that bad. 1 month ago +1
Based upon evolution, neither, because chickens would have slowly evolved from lower life forms. This "super deep" question is kinda retarded. Though I'll grant the pic for B is pretty funny. 1 month ago +2
Be hilarious, I wouldn't give a damn. 1 month ago +2
Probably a mix between Aries and Aquarius. 1 month ago +1
K I N K E H 1 month ago  
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