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Joined on May 1st, 2014 (1,872 days ago)

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Hey do you know about the vikings, well no need to worry, I know everything there is to know about 'em, hell I am one


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Which is a better viking quote? "He who lives without discipline, dies without honor" or "Put to the sword, those who disagree" 5 years ago 204 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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What build do you prefer in Skyrim? Mage or Archer 5 years ago 182 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better viking quote? This one or This one 5 years ago 159 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which is a better viking quote? That which does not kill me should run or It is better to stand and fight, if you run, you'll only die tired. 5 years ago 292 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What would be a worse pain? Bending your broken dick back into place or Ripping your own legs off 5 years ago 181 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who is a bigger narcissist? Johnny Bravo or Rainbow Dash 5 years ago 216 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which game is harder? Dark Souls 2 or Life 5 years ago 207 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What is the most gruesome way to die? Being impaled on a tree or Falling in a spike pit 5 years ago 209 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which side would you rather be on? Anglo Saxons or Vikings 5 years ago 121 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which game was better? War of The Vikings or Chivalry 5 years ago 98 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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What weaponry would you rather use? Claymore or Straight sword 5 years ago 172 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which game was more fun? Viking: Battle for asgard or Spartans: Total Warrior 5 years ago 73 votes 2 comments 0 likes

Spiarmf has posted the following comments:

Go to a middle school,"SO MUCH PORN" 5 years ago +1
I know, right? 5 years ago  
I never really watched cow and chicken, but I liked what I did watch of it 5 years ago  
It's still an awesome drink 5 years ago +1
Fall in love, but the girl moves in with you 5 years ago +5
I'll run out of my room when I realize I almost missed my cue, dramatic music and slow motion is needed for that occasion 5 years ago +1
Johnny Bravo, Dexter's lab, Powerpuff Girls, Foster's home, those were the days 5 years ago +5
Dexter was always my favorite cartoon 5 years ago +2
DS2 gummy bears are deadly, damnit 5 years ago  
Obi-Wan ftw 5 years ago +1
Even though he was killed off almost right away in the series, he was still awesome 5 years ago +2
I don't read them, I just know about them 5 years ago  
It's Darks Souls 2 bell tower all over again, but now I can eat them 5 years ago  
AVGN has the best theme song, and is hilarious 5 years ago  
Technically, in some ways, a brony and a furry are the same, if theres any bronies here, you know what I mean 5 years ago  
What is this game, Farcry? 5 years ago  
The armies of hell will be at my disposal 5 years ago  
Doesn't destructo disc explode on contact? 5 years ago  
SO MANY COLORS 5 years ago +7
N64 games came in boxes, oh my god 5 years ago  
Never played any CoDs after 3 5 years ago  
Still has alcohol in it 5 years ago  
You know it 5 years ago +1
BEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR 5 years ago  
I've always wondered what it's like to be a girl, but the question is, could I change back? 5 years ago +1
I would be friends with Thor, seeing as we're both vikings 5 years ago  
Awwwww, So cute 5 years ago +1
I assure you, I will 5 years ago  
Outlast wasn't really as scary as people put it off to be 5 years ago  
I love the hot meat in my mou.....Forget I said that 5 years ago +2
Even though Cat woman uses a whip, not a gun, she's still awesome, Halie Berry as Cat woman FTW 5 years ago +2
It's happened once, I regret nothing 5 years ago  
I don't know who he is, but that picture made me laugh 5 years ago +1
Older people(not as in senior citizens) seem to draw me in 5 years ago  
What game is this? 5 years ago  
I feel like I've seen a movie like this before 5 years ago  
He could be like John Marston, skinning animals outdoors in under 5 seconds 5 years ago +1
I love blood sausage, a vikings favorite, blood and sausage 5 years ago  
I don't know what either one is, but they look simply divine 5 years ago +3
I don't actually remember Beavis or Butthead breaking any laws 5 years ago  
This feels racist 5 years ago  
The best, Yoda is 5 years ago +2
Kit fisto may have scared me as a child, but in the comics he is the shiznit 5 years ago +1
Who wants a fat midget leading their society 5 years ago  
Even if this did happen, all the ladies love me 5 years ago +2
I don't remember my cartridge looking like this, or whatever those things were called, it's been a long time okay 5 years ago  
Simply marvelous 5 years ago +1
So, basically, be Japanese, or I don't know, I'm a viking 5 years ago  
I don't know why the crappiest games get so overrated, Rockstar should have made CoD, would have been better story-wise 5 years ago +6
If I looked like this, I might not be as glorious, but I would definitely scare my enemies 5 years ago  
No, #1 viking, #2 Chuck Norris, #3 Obi-Wan 5 years ago  
Look at all the stuff he's done in the movies, he's more of a hero than Luke, he saved Anakin and Obi-Wan in episode three, twice, but R-2 is just a trash can, and an amazing one at that 5 years ago  
Even better 5 years ago  
Human lives are more valuable, animals are everywhere 5 years ago +1
It would be wiped out almost instantly, my clan is obviously vikings, so give up your dreams kid 5 years ago  
Are the animals stuffed? 5 years ago  
Han solo didn't shoot first 5 years ago  
Even for a character that was killed off in the first movie, still them flips though 5 years ago  
Obi-Wan is the manliest man ever 5 years ago +1
Honestly, I don't know why a trash can is the greatest character 5 years ago +4
What's so bad about farts, it comes from your ass and sounds like a trumpet, what's not funny about farts 5 years ago +1
I normally just clear the place out and own the city 5 years ago +1
New line of Barbies, "Chemo therapy Barbie", also I realize this joke is in bad taste 5 years ago  
I would do something stupid, but not with my Xbax 5 years ago  
It's like that teacher that interrupts your question*slap*"B*tch let me talk" 5 years ago  
Double D was always my favorite 5 years ago +1
The black guy is always like, "Man, f*ck this, I'm out" 5 years ago  
The nerd always lives to the end, and in cabin in the woods(I think that's who that is)the nerd is awesome 5 years ago +1
I think I might be a liar 5 years ago  
"People can get around a dog, but no one f*cks with a tiger" if anyone gets this reference, I will possibly befriend you 5 years ago  
Ducks f*ck on the fly, there'll be more in no time 5 years ago  
I don't know why, but I feel compelled to just beat the living shi*t out of him 5 years ago  
Well, that is what it says on the case 5 years ago  
I think with the skills of a parkour master, and amazing swordsman skills, you can basically clean house on the battlefield 5 years ago  
I can be like that guy from the hills have eyes, just not a big p*ssy about it 5 years ago  
Well, you can't see them at night 5 years ago +5
Even this viking thinks some things are cute 5 years ago  
Hah, I've been mangled many a times 5 years ago  
Vikings aren't the prettiest, but we sure are comfortable 5 years ago  
Weapons, a vikings best friend 5 years ago +1
If I take my experience from Dead Island, I've learned prisons are chock full of weapons and ammo, and a cafeteria 5 years ago  
Inside a horder's home, you could find blunt weapons, any type of clothing, and all the trash and such would be good to block up doors and build barriers 5 years ago +1
Any type of melee weapon would be better than a gun, and at night it would be best to stay in shelter 5 years ago  
I would tame one and name him Sprinkles, total viking name 5 years ago +2
You can move faster with a thrusting knife, as apposed to large swings 5 years ago +1
Yeah, it's a pretty good read 5 years ago +1
The manual for Red Dead Redemption 5 years ago +1
You've got Morgan Freeman in a dim room sitting in a chair at a small white table, and Tom Hanks sitting across from him, and they ask each other questions 5 years ago  
A viking knows when he has been bested in a verbal debate 5 years ago  
You are not the real Talos, I can not trust or believe you 5 years ago  
But if it gets hard, and it is bent far enough, you can snap the cartilage, and it can't be fixed 5 years ago  
You humans are illogical 5 years ago  
So, basically GMod prop hunt? 5 years ago  
I can do a Morgan Freeman impression, but I've always wondered how Michael does those sounds 5 years ago  
The question is, how does one force the hay into their mouths and down their throats? 5 years ago +2
It would be a good way to keep population under, and if you think about it, immortality would be a living hell 5 years ago +2
I'm a hairy manly man 5 years ago +4
Fear keeps people in line, I would rule with an iron fist 5 years ago +1
To be honest, neither one of these are accurate representations of either creature, a Chupacabra is mexican for goat sucker, and this picture has multiple teeth, the chupacabra is notorious for only having three large fangs, used to penetrate, and bleed, goats, and the jersey devil is not a horse dragon thing, it is basically a goat headed dragon winged demon spawn that was wished for on the mothers birth/death bed, I'm not judging, but get your facts right. 5 years ago +2
How is there even a contest here? 5 years ago  
Good point, friend, I believe you have bested me in this debate 5 years ago  
Reasonable enough 5 years ago  
I would have enough power to buy ALL THE HOT POCKETS 5 years ago  
Well, at least I got f*cked by royalty 5 years ago  
This show had seasons? I thought it just kept going 5 years ago +9
Someone knows where I chose my name from 5 years ago  
I would try to find a wax strip and get that dirty sanchez off my face 5 years ago  
Oh, thank you 5 years ago +1
I drink about a jar of that stuff a day anyway, no big deal 5 years ago  
I personally think the Buudonkians are the best, but beggars can't be choosers 5 years ago  
Sounds legit, I'd use it against the elite four 5 years ago  
They had still used swords, greatswords mostly, smaller swords weren't really effective 5 years ago  
hey I'm sure you'd get a f*cked up baby from that 5 years ago  
Neh, i think I'll keep 'em 5 years ago  
What if you take a Pikachu and breed it with a Ponyta 5 years ago  
HA HA HA, Odin save me if that happened 5 years ago  
Being a swedish viking, I have too much hair for that to not hurt 5 years ago  
I'm so tough(and stupid), I'd do both 5 years ago  
If it comes down to it, I'll smite a ho 5 years ago  
Robbaz inspired this question, I know it 5 years ago  
What would happen if two pokemans made a baby 5 years ago  
No viking has ever been a vegetarian, it just wouldn't work 5 years ago +2
Bad side: getting shocked, Good side: rarely gets kissed 5 years ago +1
The rat armies from hell will be mine to control 5 years ago +2
A viking always gets his way 5 years ago +1
Mainly because of Deadpool's amazing swordsman skill 5 years ago  
A viking is sworn to live by his sword 5 years ago  
It's like the unicorn from RDR, poops rainbows and butterflies 5 years ago  
Root beer is a vikings drink 5 years ago  
It's all natural, I guarantee everyone has done it at least once 5 years ago +4
Technically in a way, everyone is bad at socializing 5 years ago  
Absolutely fabulous 5 years ago +1
I feel like an idiot having to have thought about this first 5 years ago  
It seems a bit more fun to know you have to wait for succes 5 years ago +1
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