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Joined on April 14th, 2017 (643 days ago)

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"Every existing thing is born without reason, prolongs itself out of weakness, and dies by chance." Jean-Paul Sartre


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Time to change the past! 3 days ago +1
So if I brought myself and a friend, we could defeat this monster. 3 days ago +1
That would seem fun! 3 days ago +1
Couldn't care for any of the other animal. Just the penguin. 3 days ago  
So in B, if you turn an object into food and gen eat it, does it revert back to it's original form inside of you? 3 days ago +2
Who'd want B? 3 days ago +2
Assuming you are right that there is an afterlife and it's about being judged morally, what does beliefs have to do with morals? I don't believe it because there's no evidence. I'm using reason an logic. 6 days ago +1
So there's a difference between metaphysical solipsism and epistemic solipsism. 1 week ago  
Das Reich! 1 week ago  
Solipsism has less ground than pretty much anything else in philosophy. Why? Because it's just like if I claimed there was an invisible undetectable dragon here right now. But at least with that, you could have somebody question it. With Solipsism, you can't rely on anyone's word. But you shouldn't but that must trust on yourself. 1 week ago  
Well I'd show statistics and data to the government showing that reducing birth like that results in an aging population and in reality would make the current economic situation a lot worse without a young working population. 1 week ago  
Why wouldn't I want to be immortal? 1 week ago +1
I'll do it in emergencies. 1 week ago +2
Nah.... 1 week ago  
The entire thing is a hoax. 1 week ago  
I still don't want to live in a society with a class system. The brighter future space society is better! 1 week ago +1
I'll bring in the Spear of Destiny. Then I could just do A. 1 week ago +1
But that still begs the question. Why are most fantasy world still stuck in medieval technology? Why is the main government divine right of rule? Why is magic not use to help the peasants overthrow the nobility? And even if you could teleport, you'd teleport into the middle of the vacuum of space. Think about that for a second. A ship would be a better option because you could breathe in it. 1 week ago +1
Have no clue what A is, but I don't like dogs. 2 weeks ago  
Hog warts have a surprisingly lack of safety. I mean you could be chilling in the bathroom one day and something comes and eat your face off. 2 weeks ago  
If I had a time machine, I could go back, answer this question again and also get B. 2 weeks ago +1
So you would be living in a world where the best explanation for supernatural phenomena is "because the gods". I'd like a world where we actually investigate this scientifically. Also, space travel. We've got space travel. 2 weeks ago +1
I mean if we looked in a sci if world, at least we have scientist understanding these stuff scientifically and expanding upon this knowledge while in fantasy world, I don't know why anyone has taken magic, studied it scientifically, and use it to make a technologically advance society and potentially gain more knowledge of the universe. At least sci if makes sense within it's own continuity unlike magic which is never explained or studied, just left as a mystery, as though it is too sacred to study. 2 weeks ago +1
Because we could actually understand these weird phenomenon scientific instead of being ignorant to the reality of things. 2 weeks ago +1
That is a power. 2 weeks ago +1
That's what they all say. *shapeshifts into you* "There can only be one..." 2 weeks ago  
Good. I don't want to live in the Imperial Era. 2 weeks ago +1
I'll just go back to my past self and improve myself. 2 weeks ago +1
Much more overpowered. 2 weeks ago +2
Hero and villain are a matter of perspective. However, you cannot deny my Power! 2 weeks ago +1
Though what era am I in? 2 weeks ago +1
Would I be under witness protection? 2 weeks ago  
So either way, my powers are from something subjective. I'm going with this one because he looks more epic. 2 weeks ago +1
I mean you don't know what STD are without sex really. One kid should ask, "But how does one get an STD?" 2 weeks ago  
The outcomes of my choice is a mystery of the universe.... 2 weeks ago +1
Corsets are actually dangerous and it affect the body, deforming it. 2 weeks ago +2
Let's be realistic. If you have a decent income, you shouldn't be too worried about taxes. However, death comes after everyone, rich or poor. 2 weeks ago +1
I'd obviously make sure the person is tested. And you said sex. 2 weeks ago  
You realize if both people don't have the STD, there isn't the risk anymore? 2 weeks ago +2
Question things! 2 weeks ago  
Be like everyone else. 2 weeks ago  
Get some of the good stuff from the man in the trench coat. 2 weeks ago +1
Hell isn't a thing. 2 weeks ago +1
Why am I also to assume something crazy? 2 weeks ago  
You could die! 2 weeks ago  
Who wants B? 2 weeks ago  
Who would prefer A over B? 2 weeks ago  
Pizza has lots of options. 2 weeks ago  
What does B mean? Did I kill my grandpa in the past? 2 weeks ago +1
Echolocation. 3 weeks ago  
More powerful. 3 weeks ago  
If urban legends are true, there would be scientist probing that area. 3 weeks ago +1
Ummmm.....you constantly mix up between naturalist and materialist. And we can't say future is absolutely predetermined because quantum mechanics. It has a random element to it. However, just because some parts of the universe are random, does not mean we have free will. 3 weeks ago  
Just because no beard to worry about. 3 weeks ago  
Point out they could make value. 3 weeks ago  
Anyone can be virtuous, from a certain point of view. 3 weeks ago  
How does one get mauled by a goldfish? 3 weeks ago +1
Seems better. Besides, I'd always have to be naked to be invisible. 3 weeks ago  
Neither of the above. 3 weeks ago  
How is this tough? 3 weeks ago  
That would free up so much time. 3 weeks ago  
Easier life. 3 weeks ago  
Nah, but everyone I hypnotized has......including you. 3 weeks ago  
That should be interesting. Exploring other worlds. 3 weeks ago +1
Hypnotize someone to fetch me some clothes. 3 weeks ago +2
I can do B with reason already. Philosophy is what one needs, not powers. B seems like intellectual dishonesty. Though imagine how one could use A on themselves to do all sorts of stuff. No consequences! 3 weeks ago +2
It's not my choice in determining what is or isn't true. The statement that one can choose their belief is just factually wrong. Not a matter of belief. In that case, might I ask you to go a week believing that you cannot die. Can you believe for a week that you are immortal? It's an enticing belief for you because no worries about death at all, yet it is illogical to accept that belief. Psychologically, it's impossible to choose to believe. Can someone will themselves to believe a placebo actually work? Well no. If you know it's a placebo, then you can bang you head constantly while saying it's a placebo in hopes you would think it is a placebo. 3 weeks ago  
Well why would a God honestly even care about that. If anything, he'd want honesty, and that isn't honesty. Belief isn't something someone could just choose. 3 weeks ago  
Santa is a pedophile. 3 weeks ago +1
Cool. So what future stuff are there? 3 weeks ago  
Should we only believe things because they sound comforting or because they have actual evidence. I have yet to see actual evidence for a god. The only argument made is to believe a claim made because this claim claims that believing it will get you an award. Tell me how that is logical. 3 weeks ago  
I think both sounds interesting. 3 weeks ago  
That sounds interesting. 3 weeks ago +1
Why is Santa a socially acceptable pedophile? 3 weeks ago  
Before taxes.... 3 weeks ago +2
If I never surrender, it's going to be at most about 40,000 people. 4 weeks ago  
That is under the assumption that you have nothing to lose if you believe in religion. And you're also assuming that god is okay with people that fake til they make it, but not okay with genuinely good people because they didn't believe in him. 1 month ago  
Reverse entropy! 1 month ago +1
Hmmm....cartoon characters don't die and they don't fall as long as they don't look down. They might be blown up and in the next frame, look like nothing has happened. Not to mention, cartoon characters could hide behind thin poles. I think that would be extremely useful. 1 month ago +1
That sounds like a win win to me. 1 month ago  
Oh I'm my own grandpa. 1 month ago  
Power!!!!! Unlimited Power!!!!!! 1 month ago  
B just sounds messed up. 1 month ago +2
Why am I not surprised of this? Crazy.... 1 month ago  
Both are terrible. But at least I could pretend to be Christian. 1 month ago +1
I could just come back with an army of me, all versions from different points in time. Like this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BVlYcpOhk0U 1 month ago  
You're too stubborn. This conversation is over. 1 month ago  
And where's the evidence for that? 1 month ago  
Doritos? 1 month ago  
I mean if you damage the brain, what will happen? 1 month ago  
-_- Seriously...you're gonna pull that move. Look, come back when you have actual proof. You have yet to show me anything. 1 month ago  
Now have a seat. I see you have an obsession of me. Was this due unconscious unresolved conflict as a child, perhaps involving a spork. 1 month ago  
Well our brains give rise to consciousness. We've studied the brain. We have yet to see an evidence that consciousness is caused by anything external. Instead consciousness is something that arises within our brain. 1 month ago  
Pretend to be Neil deGrasse Tyson on his ship of the Imagination. 1 month ago  
-_- It hasn't been proven. In that case, someone could claim that the Loch Ness monster is real and you can't proven them wrong. 1 month ago  
You have sticky hands, but not sticky enough to climb walls. It's the same adhesiveness of regular tape. 1 month ago  
You have webbing between your fingers. 1 month ago  
Power! Unlimited POWER!!!!!! 1 month ago  
I mean think about it. 2 feet is not bad. 1 month ago  
Give me a powa!!!!!!!! 1 month ago  
At least I know she isn't gonna stab me in my sleep. 1 month ago +2
Pearl Harbor. 1 month ago +3
The lesser of the evils. 1 month ago  
Reasonable people. 1 month ago  
Atheism isn't a belief. And as far as we know, it's the most reasonable take on theism until,there is evidence. As far as we know, the two are not mutually exclusive. 1 month ago +1
Errrrrmmmmmm.....to much effort. *goes back to sleep* 1 month ago  
Steal half a billion dollars. 1 month ago +1
I don't believe a soul exist because there has yet to be any evidence. 1 month ago  
It's not a belief system. It's lack of one. 1 month ago +1
Simple. You need to stop going to the candy man in the white van. 1 month ago +1
Cool. 1 month ago  
Even without power. Why? Because morality is entirely subjective. 1 month ago +3
Fractals are fool mathematically. 1 month ago  
First of all, there's nothing that atheism teach. It's not a religion. Secondly, in case if I needed to make this clear to you, this is what Willy Wonka said apathetically. 1 month ago +1
Stop. Don't. Come back. 1 month ago +1
Nobody, not even god, can beat Phil Swift. 1 month ago +1
She just been trying out some "magical candy". 1 month ago +1
Quick, get the pills from the cabinet! 1 month ago +1
She's obsessed about this video game Undertale. Either that, or she maybe been having some "sugar". 1 month ago +1
Dangerous stuff includes alcohol. 1 month ago  
A would be creepy. I have a feeling that person would have to be cared for constantly. Though B would be older than the universe, which that can't be the case. 1 month ago  
Stop going to the creepy dude in the alley with "cough medicine". 1 month ago +3
Nice. 1 month ago  
Well there is one idea that the heart is shaped like that because it's...sexual. 1 month ago  
The year will become 2019. Snow will come in. A creepy old dude will have little kids hugging him. 1 month ago  
Rum! 1 month ago  
I mean dying in darkness isn't all bad. Would you rather die with flashing lights that could give somebody an epileptic seizure? 1 month ago  
Who? 1 month ago  
Except nothing is said about a watch. Only clocks. Next time it should say, "Never be able to read time." 1 month ago +1
I'll look at a watch.....ha! 2 months ago +1
It leads into further math that has a lot of applications. 2 months ago  
Both are terrible. 2 months ago  
I would probably call this doctor out for being unscientific. Pee is essentially what your body is trying to get rid of. Deliberately drinking pee is a bad idea. 2 months ago +2
What do you mean I'm guaranteed to suffer. The thing is that Pascal's wager makes a false dichotomy. 2 months ago  
Couldn't you wish for A? 2 months ago +1
I wouldn't know how to care for the Panda......wait, whoever said I have to care for it? *Later....* This is some good stuff. 2 months ago +1
Hmmmm....have the ability to go to any point in spacetime and live out the ultimate sci fi fantasy or meet someone and exchange body fluid occasionally to create more of your kind. Hmmmm....I think it's obvious. 2 months ago +1
That is the life! 2 months ago  
More money. (2^22)-1 pounds. 2 months ago  
What if your plan? Get a homage jumpsuit, attach on a cape, and attempt to Superman it. 2 months ago  
When you ascend, you'll fall back down. What goes up, must come down. 2 months ago  
A unicorn is just a horse who's a little more horny. 2 months ago  
So what, a lot of people are June 6th at 6:00 in the morning. And a lot people become politicians. And I mean the idea of what is and isn't evil is subjective. 2 months ago  
Seems like it would benefit me more. 2 months ago  
That seems more useful. 2 months ago +1
That sounds delicious. 2 months ago  
Math seems easier and more interesting. 2 months ago +1
Navy Seal. 2 months ago +1
I feel like this question was a bit lazy. 2 months ago  
I mean what is their new body like? I guess I could. 2 months ago  
I could get a billion dollars with lightning powers. 2 months ago  
Long term makes you who you are. 2 months ago +1
B is for necrophilliacs. 2 months ago +1
Logically impossible. 2 months ago  
I have yet to see that. 2 months ago  
Only in Disneyland..... 2 months ago  
Definitely minecraft. 2 months ago  
Humans can create bioweapons. 2 months ago  
Every man for himself! 2 months ago  
No reason to. 2 months ago  
History is a cool class. Unless it's computer art or sculpture. 2 months ago  
What is consciousness? 2 months ago +1
So if you don't know who you are, you don't share any memory with the person, what makes you different from somebody else? 2 months ago  
It says a cheeseburger every day. I'll just ask for the smallest burger and just eat other stuff as well. 2 months ago  
But smoking is a whole lot worse. 2 months ago  
Much better. 2 months ago  
So what? I mean I don't share any personality or really anything else with this past self. As far as I'm concern, we're two different people. 2 months ago +1
Smoking is bad. 2 months ago  
Actually look it up. Also you realise intelligence is more complicated than just knowing stuff from a book. It's about application as well. Intelligence require creativity. 2 months ago  
Still better. 2 months ago  
Gnome seems like they're defenseless while I got like trident. 2 months ago +2
In the long run, it was good. 2 months ago  
You realise the IQ test is actually flawed and there is little to no scientific evidence that shows it works. It was originally designed to assign kids into different level for kindergarten. 2 months ago +3
Seems like the less insane ones. 2 months ago +2
I was in my bathroom, watching YouTube videos. 2 months ago  
Except if that were true, why do one's hallucinations conflict with other. If you ask a person in America, they see Jesus and Heaven along with other things in the Christian religion. However in India, they get a totally different result? What could explain that inconsistency? If you do science in America, it's the same result you would get if you performed it in India. Could it be that this these visions you see differ by cultural differences? And how could we know these experiences actually happen and not just in one's head. The mind isn't infallible. 2 months ago  
Yeah, there's also sighting and witnesses in Salem of witches. But what do we know? These witches aren't real. You can't support a claim with other people saying claims. They never actually document these occurrences that allow us to verify if they actually happened. 2 months ago  
How do you know that you aren't the one having the hallucinations and going crazy? Just saying. I mean it's a pretty big claim you're making right there. 2 months ago  
Little did she know, that pink stuff was radiation and she was diagnosed with brain cancer..... 2 months ago +4
Especially in the Clone Wars series. 2 months ago  
It's all about the fans. The fans are always right. After all, these are the people paying you to make the movies. 2 months ago  
I don't want to die! 2 months ago  
Sorry, even a strong correlation doesn't imply causation. http://tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations In order to determine if it's a causation or not, you need to run an experiment, something I find lacking. Can you "Zodiac hypothesis" make predictions that are reliable and could be tested over and over? 2 months ago  
You know, I respond to theologians and philosophers that people recommend to me. Who would you say is the person that you got your argument from? And I wouldn't say I'm afraid of that stuff. It's like if I said "You're afraid of Zeus because you're afraid of what he'll do to you if you don't praise him. I know this because you write off something as ancient as Zeus and think he's garbage." Let's even try to think about how ridiculous it is to think that the lack of a belief is a coping method people use. "Oh my goodness, I have AIDS! I'll just believe AIDS are not a thing." "Oh my goodness, the Russians are launching nuclear missiles at us. I'll just not believe nuclear missiles are a thing." "Oh my goodness, terrorist hijacked the plane! I'll just not believe terrorist are a thing." We don't believe things because we fear them. That would be ridiculous. We don't believe things because there isn't evidence. 2 months ago +1
Afraid? How am I afraid of them? Where did you ever get that idea? 2 months ago  
Of course not. 2 months ago  
They're a bunch of snake oil. 2 months ago  
And some French.... 2 months ago  
Yeah, but I wouldn't be myself at this point and the other me would really be me. 2 months ago  
So can I create another god? Cool. Then I'll just bring back myself. Wow.....the concept of identity is complicated and answering what is you has a lot more strings tied to it. 2 months ago  
But in the process, if lose part of my personality, isn't that in a sense like dying, effectively removing a unique person. If so, my new self would want to restore my former self. 2 months ago  
So it's all psychological? I'd probably use my powers to at least gain back some of my former self. I mean let's think about this. If my new self was sympathetic, she would think that changing how I think would effectively be killing me. 2 months ago  
I mean the employer wouldn't just hang up if I said that. 2 months ago  
Go to the police, but keep the money. 2 months ago  
I don't want to die. And I don't think there is anything after. 2 months ago +1
"Don't worry, I'll be nice dictator." *chop off his head* 2 months ago  
But if I was omnipotent, couldn't I just make your little rule right there not longer a rule? Furthermore, if I was a deity, how would the description of male and female be applicable to me? Do deities have reproductive organs? If so, who do they mate with? Other deity? Humans? Animals? I mean I guess if it's gender, it would make sense because gender is entirely psychological. I can change forms, right? 2 months ago +1
None of the above. They needed to happen or else things won't be the way they are today. 2 months ago  
Yeah, I mean I can make moves that are seemingly odd until the end. 2 months ago  
Do we even have free will? 2 months ago +1
A unicorn is just a horse who's a little more horny. 2 months ago +1
You still need evidence for this ascending. 2 months ago  
Any of your claims. 3 months ago  
For example, I asked for evidence and you failed to conjure up any. 3 months ago  
My first wish is that the rules that you put on my wishes don't apply to the rest of my wishes. Then I wish for an infinite amount of wishes. 3 months ago +3
Mine craft is superior. 3 months ago  
Yum. 3 months ago  
It just so unreasonable and nuts to the point it makes the nuts I deal with everyday look like sane people. 3 months ago +1
I feel like this one had more questions. 3 months ago  
I'll just keep them in my missile silo in case anyone attacks. 3 months ago  
Yeah, but every time you say something, it makes me lose faith in humanity, which is funny because I initially thought I had none. 3 months ago  
I'm not gonna question the logic in this. 3 months ago  
How would that work? I'm older than him then. 3 months ago  
Seems more useful to me. 3 months ago  
An eternity of ear rape. 3 months ago  
I mean if I'm that smart, I could outsmart people without having to outstrength them. 3 months ago  
Most people want Weirdmaggeddon. 3 months ago +1
I think A would be more useful? Question: If I saw in the future I would do something, what if I chose not to do it? Wouldn't that be paradoxical? 3 months ago  
That sounds tasty. 3 months ago  
Seems cool. 3 months ago  
I can't tell the difference between the two. 3 months ago +1
My hell is gonna play those ear rape noise for all of eternity. 3 months ago  
Seems more accurate. 3 months ago  
I think several standards would be Don't steal people, Don't murder people, don't be an A**hole, and if you are an ActualFrisk cult member, its straight to hell. 3 months ago +1
I would probably also throw in a little "Hail Satan!" in there as well. 3 months ago +1
I mean I don't want to die. 3 months ago  
I mean do I get their powers? Cool! 3 months ago  
I'd feel like I might get executed even if I'm high in ranking. 3 months ago  
Yum... 3 months ago  
It's THE future. Haha! That mean A includes B as well. 3 months ago  
Either one. 3 months ago  
Fresh from the source... 3 months ago  
Depends. What is this afterlife about? 3 months ago  
What god said. He said a ton of screwy stuff. 3 months ago  
Well the Bible had a lot of screwy stuff that's messed up. Like Divine right to rule. 3 months ago  
Cool 3 months ago  
If anything, God is the most dictatorlike of dictator. I mean his first 4 commandments has nothing to do with morals, but himself. And commandments 9 and 10 dictate what you can even think. So hell no! Nobody would want to live in a country that followed biblical principles. 3 months ago  
I know, but I could be some sort of vigilante that catches rapist. 3 months ago  
Well if I know it's gonna happen, I'll record the incident to report whoever did it. 3 months ago +1
Baby antichrist says, "Blessing to you and yours on this most joyous of holiday season." 3 months ago +2
Yeah, but according to this, how could I live my worst fear for an eternity if my worst fear is death? 3 months ago  
I mean what if the two things contradict. I fear death, yet I am immortal. 3 months ago  
Invincibility!!!! 3 months ago  
I mean this temperature is so hot that it might even create a black hole. That doesn't make sense, but look up a kugelblitz. 3 months ago  
I shall call myself, Dasani. But seriously, what distinguishes the two? 3 months ago  
Knives!!!!! 3 months ago  
Obviously. I want the greatest skilled people. 3 months ago  
Long range usefulness. So what do I have? Throwing knives? A bow? 3 months ago  
Try going faster than light. 3 months ago  
So you can't imagine something known as the emergence property. That we can have simple parts and these parts follow simple rules, but give complex results like consciousness. 3 months ago  
The laws of physics don't change, just our understanding of physics. 3 months ago  
Hell no! 3 months ago  
Why flat earth? Well I mean given that you believe all this stuff is real, being flat earth is like a Cherry to the top. 3 months ago  
Looks like it's from that one show. 3 months ago  
But I'm god. I make the rules. Make diseases not a thing. You know what, eating would be optional. Starvation isn't a thing. 3 months ago  
So what does it do? Oh, it's covered in gasoline, tossed at me, and I burn. Stop. Drop. And roll. 3 months ago  
We did that once before. It wasn't that good. 3 months ago  
Yum! Besides, it's healthy! 3 months ago +1
Okay, what evidence? 3 months ago  
I mean if I know he exist, I must have evidence. Otherwise, what reason suggest he is real? 3 months ago +3
Why not both? Existential crisis and humor at once! 3 months ago  
Why not both? 3 months ago  
I don't like cat/dogs, 3 months ago  
Why? 3 months ago  
You know what, just make death not a thing. 3 months ago +1
So what is she? An AI? 3 months ago  
Darwin comes back from the grave.... 3 months ago +1
Sounds more intimidating.....*Teacher turns to students* "Wolfgang is going to be teaching you all a lesson tomorrow." *everyone shivers in fear* 3 months ago +2
So the orb is a bomb? Knife should be too hard. 3 months ago  
Manages to take down a trained stormtrooper who has combat training....then absolutely fails to take down a girl with zero experience and just joining them. 3 months ago  
Kinetic energy? So somebody chucked it at me... And how does the girl kill me? 3 months ago  
So does somebody chuck the orb at me or what? I mean it's just a ball. And the girl, how does she kill me? With a knife? Because in that case, I have a fighting chance. 3 months ago  
Winter is great! 3 months ago  
Either that or tell them to stop or else. 3 months ago  
Mary Sue ruins any story. Just look st the new Star Wars. There is no way Kylo Ren manages to take down Fin, who was a trained stormtrooper, yet a girl who has no experience and is a scavenger somehow poses a threat. 3 months ago +1
Still, you don't reveal personal information of a person. That poses more danger than it may seem. Someone gets that and thypey know where you live, and other stuff. You realize that, right? It's not only exposing cheaters. 3 months ago +1
Well ISIS wouldn't be a thing. 3 months ago +2
That's pretty unethical to expose people's identity. 3 months ago +2
I'll definitely will wrestle physically for my daughter.... 3 months ago  
Shoot it in the eye or mouth. Or use the sound of a bullet to scare it. 3 months ago  
Tipping actually hurts the waiters since if they earn any tip, they have an even lower minimum wage. 3 months ago +1
You KILT me right there.... 3 months ago +2
The End is pretty boring. 3 months ago  
I'd rather stay alive. 3 months ago  
My official title is 22 old man/ 17 old girl/ a taxi driver/ John Smith / etc I have to spend 5 years to get etc as a title. 3 months ago +2
Teach them to question things! 3 months ago +3
So basically idealistic America? 3 months ago  
I could figure out how to be the strongest person ever.... 3 months ago  
TIME TRAVEL!!!! 3 months ago  
No clue who that is, but nobody gonna control me. 3 months ago  
Technically it is! 3 months ago  
Life back then, you were more likely to die due to war, crime, etc. Not to mention the medical advances we've made today. In history, this is statistically the best time to be living. 3 months ago  
Can I be part tardigrade so I am nearly invincible? 3 months ago  
Horse. There I could outrun y'all. 3 months ago  
"A unicorn is a horse who's a little more horny." 3 months ago +2
Cool. Catch me if you can. Though I think I wouldn't even need to go 100mph. 3 months ago  
I mean you gotta have money before fun......otherwise you wouldn't be alive to have fun. Duh. 3 months ago  
Haven't heard of this one so I'm willing to try. Can you murder people in this one? 3 months ago +1
Let's just say the end result is an ice pack and my head. 3 months ago  
Chess is more fun in my opinion. Had bad memories of soccer from my youth. 3 months ago  
Origin of Infinity itself? What do you mean? I mean a line segment has infinite dots in between the two points. A square has infinite lengths in between the two edges. To ask what is the length of the square is mathematically meaningless. I mean we could get into Hilbert curves, but that's another thing. We could ask the perimeter of a square or the length of it's side, but we can't ask the length of a square. 3 months ago  
It's kinda over excessive. 3 months ago  
I mean it's amazing to look up at the dark cosmos, especially with a telescope. 3 months ago +1
Mind if I tag along? 3 months ago +1
Happy 15 birthday. You're one year closer to your death. 3 months ago  
Yeah, but you haven't even proven it was true in the first place. 3 months ago +3
How to tell if someone has been on too much drugs..... 3 months ago +2
I'd like to paint that. That sounds like a ton of money. 3 months ago  
Why not both? Or Knife porn. 3 months ago  
I think we need Steve Irwin more. 3 months ago  
These questions are getting annoying. Why? 3 months ago +2
Animal talking would be cool. Animals, come with me. We shall form a brotherhood of evil! Mwahahahahahahaha! 3 months ago  
I mean Machiavelli said that a leader should strive to be as good as possible. A leader should strive to be both loved and feared. But if he cannot be both, it is better to be feared than loved. There's a reason because if people don't realise he has power, they'll overthrow him for someone else, and that someone else could be even worse.... 3 months ago +1
I won't have to pay too much for additional spice. 3 months ago  
For a leader, yes. 3 months ago  
Temperatures of Star vary between 3,000 K to even over 25,000 degree K. 3 months ago +1
That's crazy. I mean maybe she's an awkward smart nerd who also doesn't like water. I mean even if she was an android, who cares? 3 months ago  
I don't want to be taken by a Sombrero! 3 months ago +1
I can't be a virgin!!! 3 months ago  
He has a jet pack, rocket launcher, flamethrower, blaster. I mean not to mention, Boba could flee the Terminator to get his Slave One. I mean the Terminator has no chance. I mean if they could be shot from the weapons in 2029, they can be killed with Star Wars weapons. 3 months ago +1
Boba has technology, and have fought droids. I mean Boba Fett would us the Terminator to wipe his ass. 3 months ago  
Birds. 3 months ago  
Penguin. 3 months ago +2
Like those cool cave fish without eyes. 3 months ago  
At least that's more reasonable. 3 months ago  
Sorry, but hair that long is just impractical for me. 3 months ago +1
Yawn.....no thanks. Rather keep my rationality and sanity. 3 months ago +1
Yeah....godhood? Eh...... Though thanks for free advertising. 3 months ago +2
But then what distinguishes you from someone else. If you lack personality, memory, etc. and only retain consciousness, and someone had the same thing happen, how could you distinguish the difference? 3 months ago  
But then I would decompose given enough time. The rules are I have to be young forever. 3 months ago  
Is that so? It would not seem that way. 3 months ago  
Though that suit looks cool. Oh well. If I'm awesome at everything, I'll also be awesome at how I dress. So I would need a badass suit. 3 months ago  
I'll take that immortality, thank you very much. 3 months ago  
Though who will we ship you with. Margaret, spin the wheel. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5vPAWkuNB1c 3 months ago  
ITS A JUDGE OR BE JUDGED WORLD!!!!!!!! 3 months ago +1
Probably isn't gonna happen. Though what do I keep? Memory? Personality? What? 3 months ago  
Make death not a thing. 3 months ago  
When somebody ghost you, they're no longer present with you. You're f***ing a ghost. Therefore, you're f***ing someone no longer present. 3 months ago  
Woohoo! Immortality!!! 3 months ago  
Yeah, but why do people say a dead person is no longer here? 3 months ago  
But technically, the person is no longer here, right? 3 months ago  
Is doing it with a sex doll masturbation? Is listening to audio for an orgasm masturbation? Is humping an object masturbation? 3 months ago  
Double standards! Double standards everywhere! 3 months ago +4
But technically the person is no longer here, right? They're dead.... 3 months ago  
I have no reason to think otherwise. 3 months ago  
A right triangle. Think about it. Right triangles are cool, especially when talking about their relationship to a circle. The Pythagorean theorem is a^2 + b^2 =c^2. The equation for a circles is x^2 + y^2 =r^2. That could be thought up of as every possible right triangle with hypotenuse r. The definition of a circle is the set of all points r distances away. And sides a and b? It varies with angles. How much? Welcome to trigonometry. 3 months ago  
Art is pretty good. 3 months ago  
The limit, as v approaches 299792458, the observer's time approaches 0. That means that if you travel at the speed of light, time doesn't exist for you and you can't experience anything or even think since all of those require even the slightest bit of time to pass. 3 months ago  
B would kill me. Besides, who cares about the name. It's just a name. 3 months ago  
I mean if you have sex with a ghost and ghost are people that are no longer here, you're having sex with someone no longer here. If the person isn't present, then does that mean you're masturbating? 3 months ago  
Half angel? So what do they get? Wings? 3 months ago  
So what makes you you? I mean if you lost personality, memory, experiences, etc. due to brain damage, who do you become? 3 months ago  
So masturbating? 3 months ago +4
Cool. Teach me some Harry Potter stuff. 3 months ago  
Talk my way out of it. 3 months ago  
Firstly you haven't proven anything. Secondly, what is the soul even responsible for? We can affect our consciousness by physical damage to the brain, indicating it's physical. I mean when you damage your brain, you are not you anymore. You completely change into another person. Like Phineas Gage. 3 months ago  
Mysteries about biology..... 3 months ago  
Much better than now. 3 months ago  
Ummmm....what reason do we have to think that consciousness last longer than the brain's death? Why is it that when you damage the brain, it affects your personality, thoughts, etc. ? It would make sense if the consciousness was a result of physical processes, but if consciousness is seperate from the brain, why would that be the case? 3 months ago  
I mean everyone's brain will die. 3 months ago  
Definitely. 3 months ago  
No. Atheism simply is the lack of belief in a God or gods. It's that simple. If you ask me what death is like, I'll tell you do you remember what it's like before you were born? No. You weren't conscious. So when you ask a time in the future when your consciousness cease, that's exactly what it would be like. 3 months ago  
That doesn't tell me anything. 3 months ago  
BDMS time!!!! Woohoo!!!! 3 months ago  
Yum. That actually sounds good. But what is a soul? *farts* [bleep] 3 months ago  
Time to just answer the age old question: Can I create a rock so heavy I cannot lift it under any circumstances and then lift it. *creates rock* *rock becomes black hole and kills the entire universe* Oh.......that's also cool. 3 months ago +1
Ummmm....but like, where does it........ummmm....come out? 3 months ago  
If I raised him, I would raise him my way. I would expose him to a lot of different culture. 3 months ago +1
Ummm....where will the baby be? Like no uterus here.... 3 months ago  
Ummmmmm....that's not how biology works...... 3 months ago  
No STDs!!!! 3 months ago  
I mean like......where does the baby come out???? 3 months ago  
Yeah....but ummmm....*looks down into pants* 3 months ago  
I mean A is better than B in my opinion. 3 months ago  
A only works in a medium. 3 months ago  
How do I birth 12 humans? 4 months ago  
Time travel!!!!! 4 months ago  
I wish I was a powerful sorcer, even more powerful than the witch every could be. 4 months ago +2
Yeah....if I was retarded, I would say I'm not retarded. And if I wasn't retarded, I would say I'm not retarded. 4 months ago  
I mean it depends. I mean there's a saying: "A means to an end." One might ask, to what ends? Why ought we achieve that end? 4 months ago  
Masturbest. 4 months ago +1
I'm not dying for my Mexican Repairman. 4 months ago +5
Recommended daily calorie intakes in the US are around 2,500 for men and 2,000 for women. 4 months ago +2
I love a long story. Though the documentary does look enticing......*looks at it* History channel? F*** it, nope! 4 months ago  
There isn't any really good movies right now. Besides, I'm craving for some sushi. 4 months ago  
Yeah. Might have to figure out that blood thing. Oh well, I guess I could just kill a deer every night. 4 months ago  
But at some point, old people need to leave the workforce... they have welfare. But who's gonna pay of that if we're having less and less young people? 4 months ago  
Yeah, China has an aging population. If your future generation is reduced, who's going to support the older folks? 4 months ago +1
Obviously. 4 months ago  
An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.... 4 months ago  
Seems more OP. 4 months ago  
Seems cooler since I could create my own parallel universe. 4 months ago  
Seems cool. I'll have a body that'll never run out of food or water. And what about never run out of cell. I'll be Deadpool. 4 months ago  
We'd have China, lots of old people, not a lot of young people in the workforce. 4 months ago  
Is fulfilment a good excuse? 4 months ago  
Couldn't I quarantine humans? 4 months ago +1
Interdimensional travel. Think about it. Infinite possibilities. 4 months ago  
Would I be safe? I mean the early universe is very very hot and the death of the universe is very very cold. 4 months ago +2
Start my own religion!!!!!! 4 months ago  
Yeah, is that a good reason for killing someone. What is a good reason for killing someone? 4 months ago  
There are other ways of better dealing with the man then killing him. 4 months ago  
If I was insane, I would believe I was sane. If I was sane, I'd be more skeptical. 4 months ago  
Does it means she gets to go scot free even though she killed a guy? 4 months ago +1
Global Warming. 4 months ago  
So is the fact that a man raped her daughter exempting her from a murder charge? She still killed a man. 4 months ago  
Better. 4 months ago  
They would still need to be behind bars. Perhaps not capital punishment, but they did something wrong. 4 months ago  
Still though...she did kill a man. She could've just got him arrested. 4 months ago  
If they were related to me, that would just be....weird. 4 months ago  
Yeah, I know. But again, I would judge the politician more on their policies, which means I'm most likely going to agree with the atheist. HOWEVER, if I was choosing two politician and the atheist had an ideology I don't agree with, he won't be getting my vote. 4 months ago  
Yeah, there is this bias. But I'm concern more about the politician's policies. 4 months ago  
Yes........... 4 months ago  
Well that explains a lot... 4 months ago  
I mean if they knew I was a dude, how would I explain to them it's me. Though how will I explain to people I trust that I was a guy. Hmmmm.... 4 months ago  
No. You'll just die. "Brother ants! I have come to avenge you!" 4 months ago  
In B, I would essentially be, for my perspective, dead. In A, my body may have changed, but my mind, still there. Seems like A is the better option. 4 months ago +1
Like what if I touched someone I didn't want to touch. 4 months ago  
Seems like it's a neat power. Question: Would I be able to control it? And if I am said person, what if I touched someone else? 4 months ago  
Hentai!!! Guest are the majority. 4 months ago  
I already have A. 4 months ago  
It's subjective! 4 months ago  
Here is my flag: It's an invisible design. I want to just stick poles randomly all over the place, That shall be our flag. 4 months ago  
Latin. 4 months ago  
Obviously. That's more useful. First class baby! 4 months ago  
Why is B bad? 4 months ago +1
It's just a movie. 4 months ago  
Even if I had B, a headshot is still fatal, so obvious B. 4 months ago  
But why would that be part of the DC cinematic universe. Nobody wanted this. 4 months ago  
Who is excited for Shazam? Because the trailer looks dumb. It looks more like a comedy than an actual superhero movie. 4 months ago  
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE The future Darth Vader trying to flirt. 4 months ago  
...and 5% are apathetic af. 4 months ago  
Hi! Also....FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!! 4 months ago  
More OP. 4 months ago  
Food is more important. 4 months ago +1
Why? 4 months ago  
Why not? 4 months ago  
Absolute speed sounds horrible. Imagine running. You would burn up due to friction. But wait, it's even worse. Because you're moving through a medium, you would cause the air molecule to fuse, basically making yourself a running nuclear bomb. Not only that, but the moment to accelerate or decelerate, all the bones in your body would fracture. Your brain would smash against your skull. Furthermore, you would f*** up relativity. 4 months ago  
Intelligence. I could solve any problem. 4 months ago  
I mean either one works for me, but popularity, so.... 4 months ago  
A would be genocide. B is a much better solution. Besides, why would I want to change physics? 4 months ago  
I mean you believe that there's gonna be a reset and that Flowery is a thing. Also we have evidence for the Earth being a sphere. Why is it that when observing boats moving towards the horizen, it seems to disappear bottom first? Or why is it that the Earth cast a round shadow on the Moon during a lunar eclipse? Or if the Earth is flat, why isn't there one agreed map of the Earth that accurately projects it? Why is there so many different projections of the map of the Earth? Mathematically, it was shown that any projection of the Earth is going to distort it, whether it's size, shape, distances, etc. It's mathematically impossible to project a sphere onto a plane and preserve all of that. 4 months ago +1
Neither of them is true. I shouldn't be so surprise you think the Earth is flat considering you believe a video game is real. 4 months ago +8
*knives starts to float* Shouldn't have made me angry. 4 months ago  
A seems like an OP version of B. I want to LIVE!!!!!! 4 months ago  
I don't see how this is so bad compared to B. I die in B and dying is worse. 4 months ago +1
Seems way more OP. 4 months ago +1
Why would I be a dragon? Everyone would try to murder me. 4 months ago +1
Both sounds like fun and something I would abuse. 4 months ago +1
Once I'm in the state of being dead, I don't have anymore brain activity so I wouldn't be scared. 4 months ago  
Anything with Trump. 4 months ago  
Virtually omnipotence. 4 months ago  
Sounds like omnipotence. 4 months ago  
I could achieve A with B. 4 months ago  
If I could use all magic, shouldn't I be able to use B? 4 months ago +1
Sounds like it could be Omnilock also. 4 months ago  
You can't resist what I want. 4 months ago  
What seperates them from humans? The line blurs. 4 months ago +1
Why would you need to be all good? It begs the question why anyone would adhere to what you consider good. 4 months ago  
Why could you really do with B? Spy on an alternate version of you like a narcissistical freak? 4 months ago  
Since I'm able to handle any situation, I could handle B. 4 months ago  
Wouldn't supergirl be giving the other girl breast cancer? 4 months ago +2
I'll read a how to read a how to read a tiny book book book. 4 months ago +1
I'm already good looking. Let me just set my intelligence as high as possible and might give myself a few other tweaks. 4 months ago +1
Here's an idea from sci if, just terraform a planet. Go to Mars with several thousand nukes and detonate them at the poles. Then you have enough CO2 to get a green house effect an a suitable atmosphere. Then just introduce life and sit back for a few million years. Then when civilisation comes, introduce them to the wonders of technology, only teaching them the basics while keeping the advance tech to yourself and use it like a god. That is scientifically how you would make a planet with life. [like one of those grow a person in water sort of thing, except this is grow a civilisation] Either that, or create a realistic simulation such that the inhabitants of this simulated universe can't tell the difference between simulation and reality like Matrix style. I'm going with the first option. Seems easier. 4 months ago  
*yawn* *creates a sim world* Time to play the sims. [30 minutes later....] Okay, I think I have the church ready for my cult. [Later...] I want you all to worship me or else I'll trap you in a pool to suffer! I'M OLD TESTAMENT GOD!!!!! Mwahahahahahaha! 4 months ago +3
Neither is true. Why is black cats consider bad luck? #EndCatRacism. 4 months ago +1
I actually scored lucky. Huh. Omnificence. Hmmmmm....why not a million versions of me? 4 months ago  
Why would I? I mean if those two were dating, so what? 4 months ago  
What the f***?!? What are you saying? 4 months ago +2
What about scenarios that aren't based on luck? Furthermore, most things aren't probabilistic. They only seem that way due to chaos theory. 4 months ago  
Well Nevada. What about that name? Just name after a state. 4 months ago  
Hmmmmm....fair enough. How often? Like wait for a week? 4 months ago  
Hmmmm...if I choose something overpowered, they would most likely turn on me.....Gender swap that is always reversible. There, what could go wrong? 5 months ago  
Captain Cold is awesome. 5 months ago +1
Lenore. Sounds like a guy name, looks like a guy's name, shortens to Lenni, but is actually a girl's name. 5 months ago  
I mean there's some guy name that sound close enough to a girl name, but never used on a girl. And how is it abuse? I find it laughable that you call that abuse. 5 months ago  
Can I give him a girl name? 5 months ago +1
Can I give her a guy name? 5 months ago +1
Diamonds are the best. Could always craft more with 10 diamond blocks, which is 90 diamonds. 5 months ago  
Waterbreathing. Think about it. 5 months ago +1
Google spy? 5 months ago +1
A seems simple. It's nothing else but a weekend. Maybe it's just platonic, 5 months ago  
A wouldn't be as long as b. 5 months ago  
A just sounds good. 5 months ago +1
Less extreme. 5 months ago  
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