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THeD3V0URER (user #73,810) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on May 13th, 2016 (1,250 days ago)

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Most of my spare time is either spent writing stories, playing video games, or combat training in my basement. I practice archery, accuracy with throwing knives, marksmanship with a wide array of firearms, I'm most adept with handguns, hand to hand knife combat/sword fighting, and sniper rifles. I train with my friend Wyatt Doakes occasionally on weekends. I plan on getting into the mercenary trade when I turn 20. It's the only career that doesn't sound boring as heck. Just 3 more years.

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Would you rather Be on Blue team? or Be on Red Team? 3 years ago 159 votes 6 comments 0 likes

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Increased survival chance, you can get a lot more done with five minds than one. I've already mastered survival for all scenarios anyways, but it would be more fun I guess, and the experience might make us good friends. 3 years ago  
Doesn't say you have to dip your ENTIRE finger, in the picture it's just the tip of his finger being dipped. Logic will out!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
Too many limiters as a kid, although it would be a bit easier to get away with murder, no one suspects a child! Mwahahaahahahaha!!!!!! 3 years ago +1
Maximum effort! 3 years ago  
Yeah! Bleach the pants, then you have white jeans! That'll make you stand out a bit... 3 years ago  
Bible thumpers can suck my balls, I troll people on Christmas, I don't celebrate it. 3 years ago  
This is perfectly redundant. 3 years ago  
My bad, how the heck did I get 'maker' in there? Whoops. 3 years ago  
Maker me a more effective merc, I could sit on a position waiting for a target for days without a flinch if I needed to. 3 years ago  
Oh my gesh!!!!!!!!! The things I could do... the things I could get away with!!!! Time to go all out Gatsby! 3 years ago  
"I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!" said Mickey Mouse maliciously. Screw that noise. 3 years ago  
Hmm... puppy that will likely have liver failure and die... or cute, healthy puppy that will live to a crisp age of at least 16? 3 years ago  
My family is very important to me, but screw that noise. 3 years ago  
No more video games or story writing? ***k that! 3 years ago  
I already do, it's like I made Rose in a computer, match made in heaven I tell you! 3 years ago  
Eh? Not to mention you would probably kill the poor dear if you forced your d1ck in her! Fool. 3 years ago  
"How can you have any pudding, if you don't eat your meat?!" -Who can place this line? 3 years ago  
By all rights, WW2 really should been lost for the Allied Powers, without the Atom Bomb and our pu$$y attack on Japan, we would have lost. It was so wrong to bomb Japan. 3 years ago  
You know, Einstein is actually kind of a ***ktard. When he found out the Germans were developing Nuclear weapons, he told the US about it, and when WE started developing nuclear weapons he was shocked. He should have expected that one. We would not have won WW2 without Einstein, and if we hadn't pulled such a b1tch move on Japan. 3 years ago  
Yep. 3 years ago  
Nevermind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Picked before taking a close look!!!!!!!!! LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
I have no idea which is better, just picked one. 3 years ago  
So, hmm... Lightsabers and the force... or little pu$$y blasters? 3 years ago  
Lightsaber! Star Trek has those little pu$$y blasters, best thing since whoopity-frickin'-doo-da. 3 years ago  
Those 42% are dishonorable dregs. I defend my friends selflessly, they're family. I would do more than take blame, I'd take bullets. 3 years ago  
Yes! Serve the Czar and maybe be his chief torturer! 3 years ago  
I'd go to Germany from France. Then on to Ireland! 3 years ago  
Why would I want to sleep? 3 years ago  
What in sam hill is funnyjunk? 3 years ago  
Alopecia is actually not a bad thing, makes you more aerodynamic! 3 years ago  
The thrill of the hunt. 3 years ago  
Neither, my brother told me to never stick my d1ck in crazy. 3 years ago  
I hunt much more effectively in the cover of the shadows. 3 years ago  
Monochrome would make it easier to spot targets. 3 years ago  
Can't lose if you take both cases. 3 years ago  
Oh, wait! Go with the right, and just nab both cases. 3 years ago  
Just so I could kill him. Crush his windpipe and high-tail it out. 3 years ago  
Need for Speed: Most Wanted nostalgia! 3 years ago  
I mean, in many categories, in some we're good, in most though we are not. 3 years ago  
I'd rather live in Europe, the USA sucks balls. 3 years ago  
Neither. 3 years ago +1
How about neither. 3 years ago  
True. 3 years ago  
Great for dozens of things, my favorite thing use Coca Cola for is cleaning change, gives it such a nice color! I've never drunk it though, screw that. 3 years ago  
I'd rather be under the radar, I am certainly no attention whore. 3 years ago +1
Books are gateways to new worlds, people who say reading is a waste of time should rethink their lives. I learned at least half of what I know from reading. Pick up a book and learn something people! 3 years ago +1
TESTOSTERONE!!!! 3 years ago  
I hate hotels. 3 years ago  
You haven't killed me yet nature! 3 years ago  
It's all good brah. Who on here DOESN'T find ways around things we wouldn't want to do in most of these? 3 years ago  
Bible thumping faggot. 3 years ago  
No mental scarring. 3 years ago  
SHE'S A REDHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
How is this a question?!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!???!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?!? 3 years ago  
So you're on of those dumb Texans, eh? 3 years ago  
You say that now... 3 years ago  
Agreed. 3 years ago  
Bible thumping douche. 3 years ago  
I already have no cell. 3 years ago  
I'm a hardcore gamer with a strong passion for story writing, so that suits me perfectly. I suck with social interaction anyways. 3 years ago  
How loving are we talking here? Because I have a lot of female friends. 3 years ago  
I've always been fascinated by the world wars, it would a dream come true! And I train with weapons every day, so no problem. 3 years ago  
Then I can enjoy my spare time, plenty of money to spend when you're off work! 3 years ago  
Crush his windpipe and leave. 3 years ago  
Soon as the door closes, crush his windpipe and sneak out the window. 3 years ago  
I agree. 3 years ago  
Soon as the door closes, crush his windpipe and sneak out the window. 3 years ago  
Gamer girl! 3 years ago  
Hmm... let's see... invulnerability, immortality, I can do whatever the heck I want with that! If I can't die by any means, then no one can stop me. 3 years ago  
Just crush his windpipe as soon the door shuts and go out the window. 3 years ago  
Perfect opportunity kill a One D member, because One D sucks D. 3 years ago  
Perfect opportunity to kill the Biebs! As soon the door shuts, crush his windpipe and go out the window! 3 years ago  
In any case, I would take the opportunity to kill one of the members of One D, because they suck D. 3 years ago  
GAMER GIRL!! ***K YEAH! 3 years ago  
I AM BECOME DEATH! 3 years ago  
Seriously? Such an easy choice. INVULNERABILITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
Hmm... how about neither! 3 years ago  
The meat is a bit tough, but not so bad. 3 years ago  
Who the heck are those 12%?! 3 years ago  
Yeah! Harley Quinn! 3 years ago  
It would be much less scarring mentally. 3 years ago +1
Oh, good point. 3 years ago  
I could pump myself full of morphine a few minutes before it starts so I don't feel anything. 3 years ago  
I'm a dude, and my sister is adopted, so whatever. No one is shoving anything up my rear end. 3 years ago  
The underwear could just have been worn for a few minutes, it doesn't say it necessarily has to have ***t stains. 3 years ago  
Wait, no! Rewind, I go with the right. Go out in a blaze of glory. 3 years ago  
Just use the non-abrasive side, duh. 3 years ago  
You could do the needle safely if you were very, very careful. 3 years ago  
Since the crap doesn't have any harmful microorganisms, I could douse it in sugar and power through it. 3 years ago  
It'd be awkward, but it wouldn't give me nightmares. 3 years ago  
Sex isn't everything, and if you die a whore, there's a high probability it was from a horrible STD that you suffer through for months or even years. 3 years ago +1
It doesn't say it can't just be a peck on the cheek. 3 years ago  
It doesn't say you have to clamp down down on ***king thing! 3 years ago  
I could just knock him out and say I did it. There's ways around having to ruin a good friendship. 3 years ago  
Doesn't say I have to get involved with him sexually, just sleep in the same bed once a month. 3 years ago  
Doesn't say I'm in the position of dying, now does it? HA! Beat you. 3 years ago  
It doesn't say you have to go all out on the Walrus, although if it was a female walrus maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you absolutely had to get nasty with it. 3 years ago  
No. Just No. 3 years ago  
Blue waffle was a hoax. 3 years ago  
Why... just why? Those 6% of people are a drag on the universe. 3 years ago  
Did you know that the $hit in that video was fake? In two girls one cup, the $hit is a mixture of a bunch of things, with a base of cocoa and flour. 3 years ago  
I... I can't even come up with anything for this. 3 years ago  
It is highly unlikely you would contract anything life-threatening from the maggots. 3 years ago  
Once again, excrement can contain bacteria, viruses, and or parasites that would really ruin your day. 3 years ago  
Joining in once doesn't mean you have to really get into it, you could just awkwardly fondle your mom's breasts or something. 3 years ago  
It's implied, dickbiscuit. 3 years ago  
The diarrhea could contain a sh*t ton of harmful bacteria, viruses, and or parasites, ***k that $hit I'm out. 3 years ago  
I have an adopted sister, so suck it jesus freaks! 3 years ago  
Shut the ***k up bible thumper. No one gives a $hit. 3 years ago  
Well, at least the corpse won't give me nightmares. And the latter would be so unpleasant. 3 years ago  
You just choose, you don't have to be a lesbian to make this decision. 3 years ago  
If my daughter was a slut, she would run the risk of contracting an STD, maybe end up with AIDs, so ***k that. 3 years ago  
It's not safe to consume blood that is not your own. That could cause many potential complications. 3 years ago  
It doesn't say you actually have to consume either, but obviously I'd go with the sh*t flavored chocolate. The latter could potentially contain any number of very harmful bacteria, viruses, parasites, ***k that. 3 years ago +1

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