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Joined on February 12th, 2013 (2,199 days ago)

Last login was 83 days ago

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Hey. How you doing there. I see that you're looking at my shmexy profile. Just look at that font. Like it was sculpted by flippin gods. ANYWAYS I'm a pretty outgoing person, not to formal, some even say funny. Not too shabby eh? Well you can message me, I like meeting new people. We'll have an in-depth conversation on the meaning of life. Or whatever stupid shit we come up with. There's the link. It's green. Send me a message. You know you want to. Maybe not but do it anyways.


TalkedAce has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Sup guys. Survival scenario question so lets see what we got... Zombie apocalypse? Robot apocalypse? Alien apocalypse? A bit cliche, but so is everything nowadays. Vegetation apocalypse, why not. Anywhosies how would you best survive? Alone. Ain't got no time for no shlubs brah! or In a group. Shlubs? Nah, how about the best of the best kicking ass b-b-b-brah! 4 years ago 144 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Burn out or Fade away 4 years ago 192 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have the best day of your life when It gets followed by the worst weeks of your life or You're too young or old to really enjoy it 5 years ago 163 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Create freedom in time of oppression or Create peace in time of chaos 5 years ago 168 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to talk to The damned or The absolved 5 years ago 138 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to Cross between the spiritual world and physical world at will or Cross between Earth and other planets that support intelligent life at will 5 years ago 331 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you think that you could be a God? Yes or No 5 years ago 190 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Say you're texting someone, would you rather They talk a long time to respond, but they respond with paragraphs or They respond right away with one or two words 5 years ago 129 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Possessed or Enslaved 5 years ago 113 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your dreams become your reality. Keep in mind that nightmares are also dreams or Not be able to differentiate between what is real and what is a dream 5 years ago 124 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather in a fight have A knock-out punch or Endurance to exhaust your opponent 5 years ago 150 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather in a fight have Technique or Weapons 5 years ago 143 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather in a fight have Strength or Speed 5 years ago 152 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A Mortal Kombat training dummy or a character in Happy Wheels that never wins 5 years ago 85 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fuck the system or Make the system 5 years ago 123 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel that you are more powerful Mentally or Physically 5 years ago 131 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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If you do a sport/activity do you preform better Angry or Happy 5 years ago 110 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which dystopian novel would you rather live in The Hunger Games or Unwind 5 years ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Ninja hoodie or Knight hoodie 5 years ago 208 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Always remembered or Never forgotten 5 years ago 117 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Regret the words you said or Regret the words you didn't say 5 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live someone else's life or Have yours be broken beyond repair 5 years ago 114 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather leave The front door open or The back door open 5 years ago 118 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Bad or Annoyingly kind 5 years ago 154 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a God or Titan 5 years ago 138 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have The best questions or The best comments 5 years ago 145 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather worship A deity that's super chill. You can live your life however you want, however, when you die you are judged based on how he feels at that moment. It's completely random if you end up in paradise or eternal suffering. or A very strict deity. You have to live life through what He feels is right or wrong, however His morals are more or less close enough to your own. If you follow His teachings to the letter than you will certainly go to paradise. But if you disobey even once, you will suffer for eternity in Hell. 5 years ago 225 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live with The frustration of not doing something that you wanted to/felt that was right or The guilt of doing something that you regret/know that was wrong but did it anyway 5 years ago 130 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Are you more of a Laid-back person or Hyper person 5 years ago 122 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always have to lie about everything that you say or Always say whats on your mind and be brutally honest 5 years ago 90 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drive A very nice/ luxurious car but with 10 mpg or An old/ ugly car with 100 mpg 5 years ago 106 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Invent something or Perfect it 5 years ago 133 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you like to be noticed? Yes or No 5 years ago 151 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be The last of your kind or an irrelevant speck in a species with a huge population 5 years ago 121 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are emotions a real part of the body? Yes or No 5 years ago 136 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are thoughts a real part of the human body? Yes or No 5 years ago 134 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Care too much or Not care at all 5 years ago 172 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you feel more comfortble Leading or Following 5 years ago 128 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear a Cool/Serious Halloween costume or Funny costume 5 years ago 132 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an amazing life. You were successful and accomplished everything to your hearts desire. But you end up alone near the end of your time, there is no one around you that possesses personal meaning to you. Just blurs of unknown faces. or Have a hard and some might say poor life. You don't amount to anything big, and you have constant struggle. But you are always accompanied by the one's you love, and they never leave your side. They comfort you and care for you forever. 5 years ago 106 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What is your perspective on death? Lonely. The one's who have passed are gone forever, no longer able to be seen or heard. or Faithful. The one's who have passed are in a better place, waiting with open arms for you to join them. 5 years ago 124 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be unbeatable with weapons using ammunition or Be unbeatable with weapons without ammunition 5 years ago 142 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never be at peace and have a chaotic life or Always be at peace and have a very tranquil life 5 years ago 136 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have No freedom, but no responsibility or Complete freedom, but too much responsibility 5 years ago 120 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hide your identity or Be known by everyone 5 years ago 135 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to Control one species of your choice or Shape-shift into one species of your choice 5 years ago 187 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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If you're doing an assassination, would you do it From a distance or Up close and personal 5 years ago 115 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather an Archer or Rogue 5 years ago 153 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather commit Grand Theft Auto or Burglary 5 years ago 125 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather perform a heist With a team (easier, but you split the money) or Solo (harder, but you get to keep all the money you take) 5 years ago 118 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be insane or Take care of others who are insane 5 years ago 117 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Business gangster or Hood gangster 5 years ago 127 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get hurt with A blunt weapon or A sharp weapon 5 years ago 123 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be known for doing something evil or Be known for being the only bystander when evil was present 5 years ago 113 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Gamble your life for great experiences or Have your life planned by someone else 5 years ago 107 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be mentally scarred your whole life and have one superpower or Be mentally sound your whole life and be average 5 years ago 106 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eyes that can see every truth or Lips that can compose every lie 5 years ago 124 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be trapped in a Subway tunnel or Sewer tunnel 5 years ago 124 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Run or Ride 5 years ago 108 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather explore Space or The Ocean 5 years ago 191 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Animal fighting styles or Elemental fighting styles 5 years ago 117 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Double Daggers or Two-Handed Sword 5 years ago 130 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go ninja stealthy or GO GUNS BLAZING MUDA FUCKAS 5 years ago 118 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have greatness thrown upon you or Achieve greatness 5 years ago 126 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Be born great or Achieve greatness 5 years ago 126 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be born great or Have greatness thrust upon you 5 years ago 172 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have The Death Note (only kills good people) or The Life Note (only bring back evil people 5 years ago 270 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Face the fire or Chase the love 5 years ago 126 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have control over All man-made creations or All natural creations 5 years ago 167 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Blind Guardian or Fair to Midland 5 years ago 72 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather the Republic of Rrrather have A monarchy (one person decides of what passes through, which allows for the slow of newer questions and limitation on topics) or Anarchy (people have more freedom with making questions, which allows for more...obscene situations) 5 years ago 140 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Demi-god or Semi-devil 5 years ago 176 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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You are now a crime fighting hero/heroine. Would you rather Be very powerful but can lose control easily. Resulting in the injury/deaths of loved ones or Be much weaker but stay true to yourself. Resulting in crime being more abundant which then leads to the injury/death of loved ones 5 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be more powerful alone, but be weak in a group (you can't work well with others) or Be incredibly stronger than option A in a group, but alone you are weak (you're dependent on others) 5 years ago 141 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather vacation at A nice rural location or A nice urban location 5 years ago 183 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes 5 years ago 173 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a circle with dem hand arrows or a rectangle with dem lights 5 years ago 182 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When taking a poop, do you... Face to the toilet or Face away from the toilet 5 years ago 556 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Do you like Birthdays? heksy flippin yeeuuu or no 5 years ago 183 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear a Bracelet or Wristband 5 years ago 225 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Pirate or Alchemist 5 years ago 207 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in a Secret Organization or Notorious Orginization 5 years ago 249 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be better with Cards or Dice 5 years ago 236 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to see perfectly In the dark or Under water 5 years ago 276 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Three Days Grace or Breaking Benjamin 5 years ago 142 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have an awesome power, but a lot of weaknesses or a crappy power, but no weaknesses 5 years ago 188 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather over or under 5 years ago 253 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in a relationship or single 5 years ago 269 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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What wold you think if rrrather had a rival website that would be pretty flippin cool or that would suck 5 years ago 230 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch One Piece or Adventure Time 5 years ago 173 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use Old Spice or Irish Spring 5 years ago 204 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Whose the better villain? Hoyt Volker or Vaas Montenegro 5 years ago 295 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is better Bun Dem or The Main Theme 5 years ago 133 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which song do you prefer? Far Cry 3 Bun Dem or Far Cry 3 Brian Tyler main theme 5 years ago 93 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which is better wrestling or brazilian jiu-jitsu 5 years ago 201 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Whats the tougher sport hockey or football 5 years ago 242 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be evil and badass or good and wimpy 5 years ago 225 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer sandals or flip flops 5 years ago 209 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a corrupt hero but praised or a villain with good intention but loathed 5 years ago 186 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be very good liar or very good thief 5 years ago 397 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Mortal Kombat training dummy or character in Happy Wheels 5 years ago 156 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be sexy and seductive or outgoing and flirty 6 years ago 195 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be an Angel or Demon 6 years ago 234 votes 13 comments 0 likes

TalkedAce has posted the following comments:

Time enjoyed wasting is not wasted time. 4 years ago +5
It's ok. 4 years ago +1
I hate you all. But less because we're a big lovable family. 5 years ago +3
You can never have enough sawce 5 years ago +3
Tasting just ends up with me eating all of it. 5 years ago +3
I don't think you have to censor sex 5 years ago  
Feast your eyes 5 years ago +2
My guy instinct is telling me to go with yes 5 years ago  
I wouldn't say drunk but i got a little tipsy 5 years ago +1
damn straight son xD 5 years ago  
Thanks brah! 5 years ago  
thanks love ;) 5 years ago  
My mind has been soiled 5 years ago +1
Flat girls. 5 years ago +12
Hitler was actually a really good leader that basically rebuilt Germany. Except for that one part when you know, he killed people 5 years ago +1
A sounds like too much work 5 years ago  
its 50-50 for looks and personality for me 5 years ago +2
Oh mah days 5 years ago +1
I play it. Fosheezies 5 years ago +1
what a babe 5 years ago  
seems more exciting 5 years ago  
pokemon trainer 5 years ago +2
When was this? And why was i not invited? 5 years ago +1
Sorry man it was....reflex 5 years ago +1
...Im in 5 years ago  
Mostly because you're a dude 5 years ago +1
I knew it was a gift. Didn't know it was for masonry though 5 years ago +1
so violent... 5 years ago +1
I wouldn't mind playing with some boobies 5 years ago  
This is my moment 5 years ago +1
Women tell me that a lot.... ;) 5 years ago +2
I wouldn't want A in the house for....sensitive reasons....I wouldn't want an angry gf to shave the kernels from my wee wee 5 years ago +1
God Ace is so hot 5 years ago  
Yep. i guess you can say ferris is very... well rounded hehe 5 years ago +3
That story doesn't really have to apply to this question 5 years ago +3
Ferris has always been there for me 5 years ago  
Oh god why 5 years ago  
Though i would prefer not to 5 years ago  
My laziness/procrastination 5 years ago +2
Idk. "Answer is with you" is usually my big finish 5 years ago  
But you do. You do pink. The answer is with you. Inside of you. Search for it. You shall find what you seek. 5 years ago  
I thought we really bonded over that conversation. And you don't try to start any new ones! 5 years ago  
I thought we were friends pink 5 years ago  
Im so bad 5 years ago  
TALKED F*CKING ACE DOES 5 years ago  
Who would Jesus choose? 5 years ago +2
Miss this show 5 years ago  
i prefer the contrast of light eyes and dark hair with my women 5 years ago  
Aw. Its not that bad... 5 years ago  
seems more original 5 years ago  
you sh*t EVERYWHERE 5 years ago +1
neither did i 5 years ago  
Blondes+Brunettes> Shaved 5 years ago  
the best kind of ass 5 years ago +3
Like a one night stand or regularly having sex with them? 5 years ago +3
hit her with THAT D 5 years ago  
read fifty shades of gray with deidara 5 years ago +1
See myself naked in public... 5 years ago +1
I hear its quite nice this time of year 5 years ago +1
Guys if you can squint and look really closely at that pic, you'll see that i'm not there 5 years ago +1
*sneezes while answering this question* 5 years ago  
I speak it more fluently than my native language though :/ 5 years ago +3
Haha I'm one state under wisconsin 5 years ago  
Thanks bro! 5 years ago  
Thanks Lily! 5 years ago  
CLUB MUSIC! unz unz unz unz unz 5 years ago  
dimmed 5 years ago +8
I almost shat myself from the shock of how bad it was 5 years ago  
...so i'm not the only one 5 years ago +1
Oh my god your face made me sh*t my pants 5 years ago +4
I'll just wear a mask with a sexy suit 5 years ago  
Is that what your mom told you? 5 years ago +1
Yep it does. 5 years ago  
Yay for trees! 5 years ago  
Both have cases of freedom (no responsibility and complete freedom) but they are conflicted in such a way that you can't enjoy them. And some people's version of a lot of responsibility may seem greater or lesser than that of another, so it's a bit of a personal question. I find this a bit tedious to explain, but the bottom line is that each decision you make has a good side and a bad side, even if the bad side is not immediately revealed. I hope this makes sense. 5 years ago  
I like different songs from both time periods. 5 years ago  
Maybe your not looking deeper into the meaning. 5 years ago  
It's really on how you perceive it yourself. What is too much responsibility for one may be little responsibility for another. Its more of a personal question I think. But to answer your question, maybe to rule the world and have to build a telescope on your own in three days. I don't know how to build a telescope, but some people do, so whatever shimmies your jimmies i guess. 5 years ago  
It is now. Hmmmmm oui oui le pic! 5 years ago  
pew pew motherf*cker 5 years ago +1
Because i wanted to use the phrase "shimmies your jimmies" 5 years ago +1
Sure 5 years ago +1
Whatever shimmies your jimmies 5 years ago +1
You were on this site? 5 years ago  
it could be a pocket sized toilet 5 years ago +1
That was deep. 5 years ago  
I don't like my penis flopping in the wind 5 years ago +2
As of this question 5 years ago  
Aw sh*t 5 years ago +2
This was a long argument. Time for some sleep. 5 years ago +1
Alright I see what you're thinking. But can't a similar explanation be given about a soul? 5 years ago  
No I get what you're saying. It's just that you can't see thoughts. You can't physically see emotions. You can see the cells and nerves making tiny connections, which you might be able to manipulate. What I'm getting at is you can sort of feel thoughts and emotions mentally. You can prove that your brain is making the thoughts and connections, but no one can read your mind. That's kind of like the soul. You can't scientifically prove that it's there, but maybe you can feel it in another plain or something. You know that its there and can be manipulated by others. Are you starting to see my thinking? That we can't scientifically measure emotion, thoughts,or the soul. But we know that they are there. 5 years ago  
You wouldn't be touching my thoughts, you'd be touching my brain. You can't touch my thoughts or feelings. You can't hold my emotions in your hands. You could feel the brain and nerves, but not what i'm feeling mentally. 5 years ago +1
The cells and connections are real. But you can't touch nor see thoughts 5 years ago +1
Thoughts aren't a real part of the body, but they exist 5 years ago +12
Where's the love 5 years ago  
Idk, probably someone else 5 years ago +1
Oh sweet baby Jesus... 5 years ago  
Bulgaria 5 years ago +1
Mr 5 years ago  
You used it for the pic in option A 5 years ago +1
I'd die of blood loss in A 5 years ago +3
You'd do anything for five bucks 5 years ago  
read the comment it says roosterteth noob 5 years ago  
roosterteth* 5 years ago  
OHHHH dramatic flashback!!!! 5 years ago +1
Hallelujah 5 years ago +1
i'm not in this sh*t. i thought we were better friends 5 years ago  
I liked him at first. But then i realized how f*cked up he was 5 years ago +1
GTA V 5 years ago +1
ALEX! I'M HERE! 5 years ago +2
wut 5 years ago +2
...well this is awkward 5 years ago  
wish for more genies 5 years ago +1
Its for the best 5 years ago  
under 6 5 years ago  
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 5 years ago  
Shes hairy 5 years ago  
Love me. LOVE ME 5 years ago +1
What the f*ck. You horny bastard, you. 5 years ago  
Light was much too dramatic. What an attention whore! 5 years ago  
Well if you insist. I have these new scented candles i wanted to try out ;) 5 years ago +1
suck my juicy penis GLaDOS. IM SICK OF YOUR JUDGMENTAL TONE 5 years ago +1
That would be pretty f*cking hilarious. Count me in 5 years ago  
Coolier 5 years ago  
Well hello ladies ill take you to my room for some quality time with me. Theres porn in the garage for you too fellas 5 years ago +3
Cuz superpowers are "awesomesauce" as they say 5 years ago +1
Someone noticed! 5 years ago  
oh no, a repost. sh*ts getting real 5 years ago +1
I make a list. It goes something like this. Sex with this, sex with that, more sex with that, definitely sex with this....sex changes you, man.... 5 years ago  
Those cat people made my decision 5 years ago  
S.S FAT GUY 5 years ago  
My penis when he's pissed 5 years ago +4
Whenever i see a notification, i get a heart erection 5 years ago +4
Satan's getting some ass in that pic 5 years ago +5
Sam Fischer from Splinter Cell Blacklist. Im basically ninja f*cked 5 years ago +1
If you post one more question like this i swear ill write a strongly worded comment in all caps. ALL caps. Thats right, i actually moved my finger to press caps lock. You don't want that bro. I will also make a face. You can't see it, BUT I'M GONNA DO IT 5 years ago +4
f***in league of legends. damn blitz and his damn grabs. violates my ass 5 years ago  
more fun to play 5 years ago  
......oui 5 years ago  
cuz the godfather 5 years ago +2
what am i looking at 5 years ago  
thats what she said 5 years ago +3
what the SHIT 5 years ago +7
I don't mean to be a dick, but they're not that special 5 years ago +10
Already do grappling 5 years ago  
But its still man made 5 years ago  
Thanks bro! 5 years ago  
Im sick of your sh*t Bob 5 years ago +4
One of the reasons that i believe in him is that awesome beard he's rocking 5 years ago  
you horny bugger 5 years ago  
Its full. Air fills what the water doesn't. Now thats deep 5 years ago +5
its my opinion BETCH 5 years ago  
Thats my name 5 years ago +1
Zadley Efrooper 5 years ago +1
And there we see him thrusting, and thrusting, and thrusting.... 5 years ago +6
Thats not true at all... 5 years ago  
If someone picks me to be in their group, i might orgasm from sheer flattery 5 years ago +1
damn straight 5 years ago  
Im probably gonna be the guy that has 2 seconds of screen time then dies 5 years ago +1
Join my party. Known only as Ace's Amazing Ass of Awesomeness....tm 5 years ago  
yep, its where i'm from 5 years ago  
Bulgaria 5 years ago  
They need it more than i do, i'm not selfish. If I'm dying i'll do it humbly with dignity 5 years ago  
i see watermelon! 5 years ago +1
i like how she remembered to draw me in general 5 years ago +4
wait, is it for an eternity or 100 years? 5 years ago +5
even though reptile is invisible 5 years ago  
sunny d is too sweet 5 years ago +1
I went on the giant drop at six flags. i turned gay for about 10 seconds screaming like a 4 year old girl on the way down...don't judge me 5 years ago +6
underwear, or shorts. no shirts...ladies ;) 5 years ago +2
I don't want to get...'it' all over my pants 5 years ago  
i think bird is another name for a woman...of sorts 5 years ago +1
both are fun 5 years ago  
Im not in it...nooo... 5 years ago  
Phew, good thing it wasn't 6 days. That's my usual limit when holding in my urine 5 years ago +3
It clearly stats that the convict is stronger 5 years ago  
Do what makes you happy 5 years ago +4
Touche my friend....touche 5 years ago  
I don't think they want sh*t on their dicks 5 years ago  
Theres a story that an ill king was on his death bed. He separated his vast kingdom between his three sons (or four i can't remember that sh*t very well). The sons were happy with the thought at first, but then they got jealous of each other and i think one got corrupt. Anyway the empire got completely f*cked. 5 years ago  
Sometimes we sit on our ballsack 5 years ago +10
sexier 5 years ago  
Why not both 5 years ago  
Why not both 5 years ago  
I think he's a maxxinista 5 years ago  
she has determination written all over her face 5 years ago +9
are the KKK associated with ninjas? 5 years ago  
I GOT F*CKING TANKS BITCHES 5 years ago +4
fire angel of badassness 5 years ago +6
haha its fine i was just kidding 5 years ago  
im not in dat sh*t 5 years ago  
Remember who you are.......SUSPENSE 5 years ago +2
Ratherites sound like insects 5 years ago +6
work out fat ass 5 years ago  
Yea. He just inspired me to make this 5 years ago  
He was really good, but also kind of an asshole 5 years ago  
I lost 5 years ago  
Thats what i do now :p 5 years ago +1
I hate the restaurant sausages 5 years ago  
I'll have to explain to my friends that I'm not gay 5 years ago +15
I watch rooster teeth 5 years ago  
Taste my cap of JUSTICE villainous swine! 5 years ago +1
Sir Perky strikes again 5 years ago +4
Forgive me lord for i have SIIIIINED 5 years ago  
Armed with an unloaded gun 5 years ago  
Baseball is way too slow for me 5 years ago +3
One of the dumbest questions i have ever seen 5 years ago +4
Whats in that guys mouth? 5 years ago +1
Lets not get too ahead of ourselves here 5 years ago  
Whats rustling your jimmies? 5 years ago  
What have I done... 5 years ago  
That game mind f*cked me so hard 5 years ago +1
It's a drawing 5 years ago +1
i f*cking hate those blood sucking, irritating, sh*t eating, f*ckers that can all suffer and die 5 years ago +2
On a bed at the beach 5 years ago +4
The katana's kinky 5 years ago  
Hawkeye has weird points on the side of his head. Green Arrow has a hood and kickass moostache 5 years ago +4
Shazam sounds like a gay pornstar 5 years ago +4
He's funny 5 years ago  
I see the little pink blob that is Kirby. My life is complete 5 years ago  
Both were awesomesauce 5 years ago +1
Shave b*tch 5 years ago +1
Run Usopp! He's got blow job lips! 5 years ago  
When I'm though with you, you'll have to pee sitting down like a girl! hahaha 5 years ago  
i.......i failed..... 5 years ago  
I see what you did there. Some women are as hairy as monkeys 5 years ago +1
Idk they're just eggs 5 years ago  
Haha i can imagine walking down a street then the bad guy appears and you run into a pole. 'Sorry i can't see very well with this thing' oh the hue-manatee 5 years ago +2
but they're all mysterious 5 years ago +1
DAMNIT MAN IM THIRSTY NOW. Gues I'll have to quench it with a delicious glass of dr.pepper. High quality at a low price 5 years ago +1
Can't read that sh*t 5 years ago +6
Fine with me 5 years ago  
You put me on the spot i can't make a good comment. I wonder how many likes this one will get eh? eh? (that's your cue people) 5 years ago +1
I though it was a revolution? 5 years ago +3
HE'S COCKED! 5 years ago  
That is the most American picture I have ever seen 5 years ago +1
i thought brave was pretty good 5 years ago +2
"Loud noises!"- Brick 5 years ago  
Does she have eyebrows? 5 years ago +10
My man has two jobs 5 years ago +7
Do these pants make me look fat? 5 years ago +4
i thought it said horny circumstances 5 years ago +4
It's pretty badass 5 years ago  
Better than chopping off my dick 5 years ago  
No i just meant that you might be if you're talking to coffee. You might be high if you're talking to a drink-never mind it was a dumb joke 5 years ago  
Whatever coffee says to you it must be true. And you might be high 5 years ago +1
SWEET AND SOUR BETCH hahaha xD 5 years ago  
Are you in good hands? 5 years ago +5
i voted. come at me bro 5 years ago +1
You're not alone bud 5 years ago +3
That's an oval, it has to be a circle! Hahaha 5 years ago +4
my bad 5 years ago +11
Well...this is a bit awkward 5 years ago +2
i sometimes helicopter it and see what happens then. cuz you know yolo right? 5 years ago +2
both are based on preference, so technically, it could be as big as i need ;) 5 years ago  
the hobbit 5 years ago  
we need our asses kicked sometimes 5 years ago  
Walter White, Scarlett Johansson, and Sephiroth. This is going to be fun 5 years ago  
uncontrollable boners are going to be a slight issue though 5 years ago +3
touche my friend....touche 5 years ago  
more skill in UFC 5 years ago  
dem hips don't lie man 5 years ago +4
i don't want her to write a song when we're done 5 years ago +6
you're a gay fish 5 years ago +3
BAAAATLE 5 years ago +1
i solved the riddle, its a penis 5 years ago  
i don't give a rat's ass 5 years ago +5
if there were no commercials, then when would i go to the bathroom 5 years ago +7
itachi's a badass. morals aren't the same, but his power is awesomesauce 5 years ago  
you don't like dem melons? 5 years ago +2
i asked this already 5 years ago +2
shiiiiit 5 years ago  
they rhyyyyyme 5 years ago +1
i think the last sentence might be an understatement. its far worse 5 years ago  
tits mgee 5 years ago  
depends on the terrain 5 years ago +7
haha, well welcome back love 5 years ago +1
globus preliator beches. i can't understand it, but its awesomesauce 5 years ago  
its lurereign, what did you expect? 5 years ago +9
he's using the penance stare on me... 5 years ago +1
Yes my good man....yes 5 years ago  
way better the way it is now 5 years ago +4
im not in it... 5 years ago  
IM NOT IN IT 5 years ago +1
i too like to live dangerously... 5 years ago  
she wants the d 5 years ago  
its not that hard to understand... 5 years ago  
you just made a question about yourself in third person 5 years ago  
why would you share that with us 5 years ago +8
Me with a tan 5 years ago  
Anything but incest 5 years ago  
just go easier on the makeup 5 years ago +2
both suck monkey balls 5 years ago +3
I like it, but i don't love it 5 years ago +1
oh god why... 5 years ago  
Because the love of my life lives there. Yes, Belle it is you :) 5 years ago +1
i keel you! 5 years ago +3
did not think that through 5 years ago +2
Google it dumbass 5 years ago +15
Maybe so but, they would spaz out and have violent seizures 5 years ago  
You could electrocute the insides to jelly also. That seems pretty gruesome to me 5 years ago  
What you did there.I see it 5 years ago +2
you have just made everyone here dumber by what you posted 5 years ago +7
cool story bro 5 years ago  
damn she fine 5 years ago +3
one piece 5 years ago  
i'll give their ho real good 5 years ago +1
aren't they the same? 5 years ago +3
...sh*t 5 years ago  
Anything after "T" sweet baby jesus i lived 5 years ago +1
thank you miss 5 years ago  
"eye" lipstick...i think 5 years ago  
ironic since this website's background is mostly white 5 years ago +1
Third. 5 years ago  
i hate coffee 5 years ago +1
it was too small to see, and the way it was coiled up made it look kinda like a turd 5 years ago  
haha...utters 5 years ago  
Haha, i remember when your profile pic looked like a turd xD 5 years ago  
i love you 5 years ago +2
damnit man WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CHOOSE 5 years ago  
Why do i have to choose 5 years ago  
English motherf*cker, do you speak it? 5 years ago +5
the ladder could fall on you 5 years ago +4
shun the nonbeliever. shuuuuun 5 years ago +4
is there anything you don't hate? 5 years ago +7
I'd look you in the eyes, but you're too much of a b*tch to show your face. foh shnizzle my whizzle kahizzle dizzle bizzle. what am i doing with my life 5 years ago +1
Lydia NOOO 5 years ago +1
three days grace 5 years ago  
i like mango juice, but not the regular mango 5 years ago +1
DAT ASS 5 years ago  
RRRONALDINHOOO 5 years ago +1
man satchel 5 years ago +2
thats what i said. man purse 5 years ago +1
well babe, here i am xD 5 years ago  
i see a man purse 5 years ago +2
Bitches be trippin xD 5 years ago +7
She insists on top but... 5 years ago  
BFMV is still better 5 years ago +2
Smell the rainbow, taste the rainbow 5 years ago +2
Vanna, all you had to do was ask xD 5 years ago +5
I don't know any more axe jokes 5 years ago +2
My question is very similar to yours 5 years ago  
This question is...interesting 5 years ago +7
girls in bikini's 5 years ago +3
nose plugs 5 years ago +1
Episode 48 right now. Getting close.... 5 years ago  
wtf is wrong with you 5 years ago +6
A German school girl... of course 5 years ago +1
don't want the clothes getting in the way. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 5 years ago +2
thats what she said 5 years ago +5
i just did it so it wouldn't pop up again 5 years ago  
Who you gonna call? Lincoln with an axe choppin b*tches 5 years ago +12
I ate a bowl of nails this morning. "So?" Without any milk. "We got a badass over here let him in" 5 years ago +16
some girls are hawt with them 5 years ago +2
I always play better when i'm the underdog 5 years ago  
why? your beautiful just the way you are ;) 5 years ago  
either way she's fake 5 years ago +41
I thought i was tripping balls the first time i used it 5 years ago  
i like talking to girls more. they're more attractive 5 years ago +2
i want you there ;) 5 years ago +4
i could step back and forth and say i'm dancing 5 years ago +4
lurereign will just talk about having sex with jill 5 years ago +2
i love lily 5 years ago +5
MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN! 5 years ago +3
thats not true at all 5 years ago  
twas awesome sauce 5 years ago  
I may be white but, i don't know where i'm going with this 5 years ago +5
You Know You're Good When You Capitalize Every Word 5 years ago  
i don't think any girl would want to be with you when your're carrying a 7 foot shlong 5 years ago  
thanks for the confidence b*tches 5 years ago  
i thought of that too late 5 years ago +1
i need a mullet 5 years ago +2
look it up on youtube. but i implore you, its not very pretty 5 years ago  
i'll name them beowulf, optimus, and kirby jr 5 years ago +3
i'd get a robot arm. flippin cyborg 5 years ago +5
emphasis! i think 5 years ago +4
it takes them three episodes to "power-up" 5 years ago +4
them lips and them eyebrows 5 years ago +2
thats hawt 5 years ago +2
I guess you can say that... you have an interesting pussy ;) 5 years ago +2
if you know what i mean... 5 years ago +8
shower naked with tberr... 5 years ago +1
These comments seem too cliche 5 years ago +8
it looks like he's taking a massive sh*t 5 years ago +6
tease it 5 years ago +1
using your vagina flaps to fly...hmm 5 years ago +1
i prefer average butt and boobs. these are just gross 5 years ago +1
Knowing myself, i would probably trip on my shoe laces, then try to play it cool and ninja somersault but then hit my head, making myself look like a dumbass before i kill anybody 5 years ago +3
idk but i see hot girls 5 years ago  
Adventure Time i know. The best show evwar 5 years ago  
right on. WORK IT GIRL xD 5 years ago  
did you sh*t yourself to this question too? xD 5 years ago +1
mermaids are real 5 years ago +4
I live in america, but i'm from europe 5 years ago +2
whip your hair back and forth like willow smith 5 years ago  
I don't like the feeling of my intestines about to fall out of my ass when i drop 5 years ago  
I did the same but with q. "is it possible to quick scope in real life" and "Is it possible to quit smoking cold turkey" 5 years ago +1
Joe Pesci 5 years ago  
Do you love dogs? xD 5 years ago  
And yet we don't know each other? 5 years ago  
water does in fact contain water. thank you for telling everyone something we all obviously know 5 years ago  
Sloths sometimes mistake their arm for a tree branch, so when they try to grab it they fall to their deaths 5 years ago +3
Those are the worst xD 5 years ago +4
you might think so. but always remember that theres people who think your awesome. so stay awesome beautiful 5 years ago  
Deadliest Warrior! And everyone else 5 years ago  
HA you said duty 5 years ago +1
thats why cats are complete douches 5 years ago  
no lipstick 5 years ago +2
wubitty wub 5 years ago +1
OH YEAAA 5 years ago +1
Why you leave so soon? 5 years ago  
If you turn it sideways, 1+1=shoe. How about you? Do you see it too? I know its true. The sky is blue. The cow goes moo... word 5 years ago +8
I guess you could say my death was quite a shock...pft xD i'm here all week folks 5 years ago +3
I...I don't know...what you're trying to say 5 years ago +15
then why didn't you choose all debts? 5 years ago  
Some people were dropped as a child. You were clearly thrown at a wall 5 years ago +4
She's bangable 5 years ago +2
There are different languages hon 5 years ago +5
Not doing that sh*t again. Get it? Because Chipotle made me sh*t for a solid hour 5 years ago +2
It doesn't matter what you hope, the question is asking if you think its possible 5 years ago +3
titties 5 years ago  
what is wrong with you? 5 years ago +7
The melon... 5 years ago +2
Ah i see now 5 years ago  
Wait, it doesn't matter which one i choose. Either way i'm gonna be honey boo-boo's sister and have that monstrosity as a mother 5 years ago  
thats an extreme facepalm right there 5 years ago +5
whats a book? 5 years ago  
We need some sawce 5 years ago  
I'm going hiking with myself -_- 5 years ago +17
You also have a chance of living of you get struck by lightning. And getting struck by lightning sounds much cooler 5 years ago  
When the car's going 1mph 5 years ago +7
You like it hot and wet? xD 5 years ago  
i meant to press skip...but i accidentely up-voted this question 5 years ago  
I WANNA USE CAPS-LOCK TOO 5 years ago  
I want to pass down my legacy 5 years ago  
LOOK AT HIS WITTLE FWACE 5 years ago +4
glitches are funnier 5 years ago +6
haha sorry miss 5 years ago  
where else could i possibly chug it? 5 years ago  
whats coming out of her back? 5 years ago  
so...so violent 5 years ago  
"the cookie by itself is nasty" xD 5 years ago +3
there seems to be a fanny pack obstructing my field of view of le ass 5 years ago  
damnit i thought it said that all of my members were useless 5 years ago  
either way, your gonna spam boobs or penis over and over again 5 years ago +6
2 girls or 3 guys...tough one 5 years ago +1
beat me to it XD 5 years ago +1
i try to sit up straight, but then i get tired and slouch 5 years ago +11
she's fat 5 years ago  
exercising my body exercises my brain also. if that makes sense 5 years ago +5
i think i see what you did there. unless you were not making a pun on hell. nvm 5 years ago +3
i just threw up in my mouth a little 5 years ago  
them wallpapers 5 years ago  
*if your on a date* hey i killed these for you. and you can put them in water...so they can die slower 5 years ago +7
haha, i like to joke around a lot. but you seem pretty cool 5 years ago  
i suck at rapping 5 years ago  
you seem bangable, i mean you seem like i nice person i would like to know 5 years ago  
hey, wheres Tberr in these comments? 5 years ago  
oh wow now i see it XD. gawd i feel stupid 5 years ago  
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