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TheGoldenDragon (user #78,943) FemaleSilver MedalBronze TrophyBlue Star

Joined on July 18th, 2016 (1,281 days ago)

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Just a random nerd ;-;


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    Text, then my friends don't gave to go to jail for brutal murder.  
    Surrender, because I haven't done anything lol  
    I could spoon a snake, literally  
    I'd wish for unlimited wishes, then I wish I were allowed to wish for money, then I'd wish that every family below the poverty line gained 10,000 dollars, then I'd wish away world hunger, and religion, and selfishness, and all the world's problems would be gone, I'd also be a Godness able to grant any wish, so there's that.  
    Just leave a little sorry note and get the hell out of there lol  
    My mother tried to sell me for drugs, my dad has raised me from age 2, I owe more to my dad.  
    Can we kill Justin, and save the kittens? +1
    If no one knows, then it's a win lol  
    Life's easiest question  
    Actually, the glass wouldn't cut your feet if it is like the glass in the picture, the weight would evenly distribute and as long as you didn't apply too much pressure to the glass you would be fine, if the glass were to be in sharp vertical shards however... You're doomed my friends  
    Since the other is impossible, I have no choice lol. Maybe there's a nice pool of water or pile of cotton at the bottom?  
    I don't have to tell people to suck a d!ck anymore, problem solved.  
    Just a harmless wink, I'd probably wink back and go back to sleep.  
    I could punt those little horse cocks across the field like a soccer ball, the duck would kill me.  
    Don't have a twitter (I know, I'M HORRIBLE!) but my phone won't let me use it.  
    It is a cage meant for tigers, not specifically containing tigers.  
    Sexy ex elevator sex, no one said it couldn't happen lol  
    I have a shy bladder, I physically CAN'T pee in public restrooms, unless it's completely empty with no outside noise and a specific temperature, so screw that, I'm holding it.  
    I'm not the one who caused the plane crash, I'd just be dying in it, so sure, car crashes are too typical, I wanna fall out of the sky in a glorious death free-fall. (It never said there would be anyone else on the plane, maybe the plane crashed because I was the pilot, and having no training, crashed?)  
    I just want to know what's it like to be eaten by a shark, (plus they rarely attack humans, even when hungry...)  
    I'll still have it my way (damn it, someone beat me too it already)  
    I would scream "YE DON'T NEED LEGS!!!" But I kinda do, how else will a tap dance to ridiculously fast-paced music?  
    I value my mental state  
    I'm alone and poor, so, this would be a nice upgrade, money corrupts, I'll take the love thank you very much.  
    My secrets are lame and boring, so yeah.  
    Instant death, and one huge adrenaline rush? HELL YEAH I'LL TAKE IT  
    16 inches of foreskin? 16 inches of penis would be too good to be true lol  
    I take my flannel, VERY seriously. Plus, money doesn't mean that much to me.  
    Knowing everything would cause mass suicide and havoc. Mainly because everyone would realize the meaning of life is simply to reproduce and one day the earth and sun will explode and everything anyone ever did will be pointless, but well, that won't happen if some things stay secret.  
    KIWI IS LOVE, KIWI IS LIFE  
    Then I could annoy the person I hate!  
    I've already given up watching TV  
    YES big bang has 51 percent! Let me tell all the religious nuts a quick fact, there have been thousands if religions that believed they were right, nothing sets your religion apart from their false ones. +1
    Then I can drift into the ocean and be eaten by sharks without feeling like the people that hate me win (Plus, I only have one person I hate)  
    But what kind of acid, drug, battery acid, sulfuric acid...  
    Underwater, because it's faster and less painful than slowly suffocating, maybe even starving on the top of a mountain. +1
    Don't celebrate Christmas, kinda Atheist and all over here. Then again, I don't really celebrate my birthday, but whatever.  
    I'd rather die of hypothermia than horrible elevator music  
    EVERY hair, girls, including the luscious locks of head hair. I'm also a girl, so, TIME TO BUY SOME WIGS!  
    Meh, it would only be a TINY piece, and no one said it had to be human. Better than the awkwardness of knowing someone whose butt zit you popped with your mouth...  
    My mother is already dead to me, this just gives me an excuse lol  
    Let's be real, anyone who picked "no" is a liar lol  
    At least twinkies taste good, I don't even like bananas in the first place  
    I'm not even answering this lol, just scroll past Golden, scroollll past and forget the nightmares  
    Love is literally to instinct to have babies with someone, so true love therefore isn't a thing. ^-^ +1
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