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Joined on October 18th, 2014 (1,731 days ago)

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Comments: 217

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TheHoboHippo has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 I Cream on Jeannie or American Whore Story 4 years ago 114 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 Girl Beats-off World or Everybody Loves Raymond's Dick 4 years ago 102 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 The King of Queefs or Under-the-covers Boss 4 years ago 92 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 The Perv Griffin Show or Game of Moans 4 years ago 109 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 Came-a-lot or 30 Cocks 4 years ago 99 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 Star Trek: Enter-her-prize or Keeping It Up with the Kardashians 4 years ago 95 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 Dora the Anal-Explorer or The Orifice 4 years ago 347 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better Porn Parody - Round 2 The Big Gang-Bang Theory or The XXX-Files 4 years ago 148 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Nip/Suck or Girl Beats-off World 4 years ago 95 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Black Tails or I Cream on Jeannie 4 years ago 87 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Star Trek: The Next Penetration or The Big Gang-Bang Theory 4 years ago 139 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Game of Moans or Star Trek: Deep Throat Nine 4 years ago 130 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Gaywatch or Came-a-lot 4 years ago 156 votes -4 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Spunk'd or The King of Queefs 4 years ago 110 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Saved By The Tail or The Perv Griffin Show 4 years ago 91 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 30 Cocks or Leave It To Beaver Eaters 4 years ago 101 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 The New Adventures of Old Christine's Pussy or Under-the-covers Boss 4 years ago 448 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Looney Poons or Dora the Anal-Explorer 4 years ago 113 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Gilligan's Sex Island or Keeping It Up with the Kardashians 4 years ago 90 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Star Trek: Enter-her-prize or Boston Barely Legal 4 years ago 859 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 The Orifice or That 70's Bush Show 4 years ago 85 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Little Whore House on the Prairie or The XXX-Files 4 years ago 1,477 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 Boners or American Whore Story 4 years ago 1,236 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better porn parody - Round 1 The Golden Shower Girls or Everybody Loves Raymond's Dick 4 years ago 1,159 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have sex with your Grandma. Afterwards, the only one to have any recollection of the event is you. (If your Grandma is dead, assume she is still alive for the sake of the question.) or Not have sex with your Grandma, but have every single person in the world believe you did. (If your Grandma is dead, assume she is still alive for the sake of the question.) 4 years ago 135 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Sale sails with Kate Beckinsale or Ring bells with Kristen Bell 4 years ago 109 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Shine spoons with Reese Witherspoon or Dust fans with Dakota Fanning 4 years ago 117 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Punch a foster child with Jodie Foster or Kick a kid with Nicole Kidman 4 years ago 97 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drive a tank with Hilary Swank or Kayak with Salma Hayek 4 years ago 109 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a martyr with Helena Bonham Carter or Have-your-way with Anne Hathaway 4 years ago 92 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Kill Freddy Krueger with Diane Kruger or Go on a rage with Ellen Page 4 years ago 102 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go on a cruise with Penélope Cruz or Defeat knights with Keira Knightley 4 years ago 91 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink Samuel Adams with Amy Adams or Smoke a blunt with Emily Blunt 4 years ago 123 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get wild with Olivia Wilde or Make Mandy Moore your whore 4 years ago 106 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear a dunce cap with Kirsten Dunst or Beat up an airline steward with Kristen Stewart 4 years ago 84 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get stoned with Emma Stone or Pick lilies with Evangeline Lilly 4 years ago 98 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make whoopee with Whoopi Goldberg or Masturbate with Kathy Bates 4 years ago 69 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat cocks with Courteney Cox or Destroy dressers with Fran Drescher 4 years ago 83 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Share with Cher or Burn a holy cross with Marcia Cross 4 years ago 115 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go hunting with Helen Hunt or Go to a bar with Roseanna Barr 4 years ago 88 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sleep with This playboy bunny. (100% chance of contracting full-blown AIDS) or This rabid bunny (25% chance of getting bit) 4 years ago 105 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lick the taint of this saint. or Lick the taint of this saint. 4 years ago 65 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat all the gunk and hair from your shower drain. You must eat any gunk that is way down in the pipes as well, not just whatever is on top of the drain. or Eat the toenail clippings from a homeless man. The man hasn't clipped his toenails for a year. 4 years ago 60 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a full cup of blackheads or Drink a half cup of pimple pus 4 years ago 67 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be prairie dogging 24/7 or Have a tent pitched 24/7 4 years ago 91 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Do you prefer women who Keep their bush nicely trimmed. or Let their bush grow wild. 4 years ago 124 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a bare-knuckled fight? Larry King or Stan Lee 4 years ago 102 votes 5 comments 0 likes

TheHoboHippo has posted the following comments:

Of course. 3 years ago  
Team Plasma looks like pilgrims. 3 years ago +1
She is going to be so sexy as Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad. 3 years ago +3
I can't believe K-Mart still exists. The last time I went into one (probably around 2005), their electronic section was about a decade behind the times. They went out of business around here shortly after... 4 years ago  
5,300,220,794th person alive on earth. 80,361,817,671st person to have lived since history began. 4 years ago  
That looks awesome 4 years ago  
I'm allergic to cats 4 years ago  
If you're 4 ft tall and have an average sized penis, it would look huge. It'd look tiny if you were 9 ft tall. It's all about that illusion! 4 years ago  
Anyone who says no is an insecure twat. 4 years ago  
Because they have too much money! :( 4 years ago +2
Africa is a sh*thole. 4 years ago +1
Hear Me Roar! 4 years ago  
I like the different variety of art styles found in anime. Plus there's cool stuff in anime that you can't do with live action shows/films. 4 years ago +1
Too many inconsiderate people at the movies. 4 years ago  
Ahoy! Come check out me poop deck. 4 years ago +1
I don't like it myself, but let people use if they want. At least it helps you identify/avoid the bigoted and racist people. 4 years ago +3
Extrasausagepizza 4 years ago +1
Central Kentucky, just barely considered being in the south. Drive 20 miles north and I'd be on the north side. My area was a total bloodbath during the civil war. 4 years ago +1
Bout time. 4 years ago  
Doesn't affect me in anyway. None of my business what someone does with another consenting adult in their own bedroom. 4 years ago +2
So I can rub glue all over my hand, let it dry and then peel it off so it makes a glue-skin glove. 4 years ago +1
Civ 5. Oddly enough he played as Enrico Dandolo. 4 years ago  
All day long. I wouldn't even do anything else at all. Though I suppose it wouldn't be all that much different from my life now. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 4 years ago  
It would be gross but come on, she's a friggin' legend! 4 years ago +3
25. I am weak and have long-ass arms. 4 years ago  
Favorite game genre: Roguelike 4 years ago  
The Punisher 4 years ago  
How many characters/people did you start out with in this tournament? 4 years ago +1
Best thing about her is her permanently hard nipples. 4 years ago +1
I've eaten American foods my whole life, I want to try something that is new. 4 years ago  
:D that picture is perfect! 4 years ago  
A classic quote 4 years ago  
Yeah it's kind of subtle 4 years ago  
- Wayne Gretzky 4 years ago  
[Hand of Fate] which leads to a [World of Goo]. 4 years ago +1
Male 4 years ago  
This would feel amazing 4 years ago  
Imagine the insane stiff neck you'd get in B. Plus in A I'd have my twin be like Hodor and just carry me around everywhere. 4 years ago  
Levi is the top dog though IMO 4 years ago +2
Those breeds are awesome, I used to own one. Mine lived to be 17, he passed away a few years ago. Hopefully yours has a long life like mine did. 4 years ago  
Is that a black lab? 4 years ago  
I'm kidding, chill out! 4 years ago  
Or go to Wal-Mart. There's so many fat, smelly cows roaming around on their scooters in there. 4 years ago +1
Hopefully not a crusty sock. 4 years ago +1
The nazis hated jews because the jews couldn't keep their nose out of the nazis' business. 4 years ago  
You can still get eaten by a rapist, if ya know what I mean. 4 years ago +1
The dog turd I stepped on, on my way to work. 4 years ago  
That's the correct answer. 4 years ago +1
It would be so easy to get laid. 4 years ago +2
It would suck if you lost your ten, cause' you'd never find it. 4 years ago +2
I only chose this one because the guys in A look like total tools. 4 years ago  
Yeah he probably stalks some poor girl's photos on facebook and uses them for his rrrather avatar... 4 years ago +4
The less babies in the world the better. 4 years ago +1
An asian goes into any hole and the hole doesn't feel anything. 4 years ago +1
Hippos! 4 years ago +1
Kamehameha and his Spongebob music should have won. Damn it. 4 years ago  
I know you're a guest and won't see this reply but that was sarcasm of how a lot of other Americans act. The point is true though, I don't see why it matters so much that we call it soccer. 4 years ago  
A is simple for people who have the slightest bit of common sense and willpower. 4 years ago +2
My brain hurts. 4 years ago  
Why does the rest of the world get bent all out of shape just because we (USA) call it soccer? Give it a rest already... 4 years ago +1
But we're Merica' so we can call it whatever we want because of FREEDOM!!!!!!!!! 4 years ago  
Carol 4 years ago  
MILFS and GILFS 4 years ago  
Not excited at all for another friggin Fire Emblem swordsman. 4 years ago  
A two-headed chicken 4 years ago  
Like Donkey Kong 4 years ago  
I love my family as they are now... 4 years ago  
I couldn't stand having to hear that Boston accent all of the time. 4 years ago  
Tyler Perry makes horrible movies, but at least he has the courtesy to warn you it's one of his movies by slapping his name in the title. 4 years ago  
Go out with a bang. 4 years ago  
Fair enough, I respect your opinion. This world (as you call it) is all that matters to me. :) 4 years ago  
His questions are so stupid that they're almost kinda funny. 4 years ago  
So you automatically assume ALL atheists aren't good people? I thought Christians weren't supposed to judge people. I personally know plenty of good and kind atheists who treat people with respect and help out others when needed. I also know plenty of Christians who do the same. It depends on the person alone, not whether they believe in a higher power. 4 years ago  
Saw Fox News and immediately clicked on this one. 4 years ago +3
Hypothetically speaking, if god did exist, he's a major narcissistic cunt to send good and kind people to hell for something as simple as not believing in him. Talk about being petty... 4 years ago +4
Warlock 4 years ago  
He is a total bro. 4 years ago  
B looks smelly 4 years ago  
Thought for sure she would get naked on GoT this season. 4 years ago  
78, damn he's getting up there... 4 years ago +1
Dude, sexy redheads never get boring. 4 years ago  
thanks! 4 years ago  
I just made up the names 4 years ago  
Nice, I'll use that next round if it wins. 4 years ago  
Eh, almost done. 4 years ago +1
Yeah :(, Beast Machines was horrible. The art style, storyline, ruined characters. Blah! 4 years ago  
Nice tournament. 4 years ago  
Ha! That's exactly what I think of whenever I see her on TV. 4 years ago  
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 4 years ago  
Easier to eat and/or snort. 4 years ago  
Man, my favorite iteration of transformers was the show Beast Wars. F*cking Dinobot and Rattrap were awesome. 4 years ago  
Friday. You have the rest of the weekend to look foward to. Also, people are usually less cranky at work/school on Fridays. 4 years ago  
Had fun times playing this during lunch period back when I was in highschool. 4 years ago  
Bruce Lee could still kick Jackie Chan's ass, even though he has been dead for over 40 years. 4 years ago  
It's all good. :) 4 years ago +1
That's the British spelling of it. Since I live in the U.S., I used the U.S. spelling of it. 4 years ago  
I can't say with full certainty. I can only see her boobs, not her ass. I'm sure her ass is more than capable though. 4 years ago  
I don't know who they are. Just by looking at the picture, I want to have one big orgy with them. Love me some asian women. 4 years ago +2
There is far too many pedos, rapist, murderers, etc out there. I don't wanna know them. 4 years ago  
Her boobs would kick his ass. 4 years ago  
She's a legend though. She knows all of the moves. 4 years ago  
Bust a nut on Kari while she is busting a myth. 4 years ago +1
I want to eat her [fur]burger. 4 years ago  
I loved her pale naked body in GoT. 4 years ago +1
I'd gladly do all 4 at the same time. 4 years ago +2
Clicked wrong one. 4 years ago  
Couldn't you see Peach's panties? Maybe that is why. 4 years ago +1
Buy tons of stuff and then resell. A lot of hassle, but you could make millions. Keep buying stuff and then hire people to sell your stuff. In a few short years you'd have like a hundred chinese children constantly selling your inventory. 4 years ago  
Mia Malkova, Lexi Belle, Nina Hartley, Gianna Michaels, Sammy Grand, and Ashlyn Rae 4 years ago  
15 miles out in the middle of nowhere. 4 years ago +1
I make awesome Pico de gallo out of tomatoes. 4 years ago  
I can't take him seriously anymore whenever I see him on random television shows. 4 years ago  
(But I won't do that)... I think his significant other keeps pestering him to eat her ass out, but he refuses to do that. Meatloaf isn't into ass play. 4 years ago  
I liked this level on the game "Rock of Ages". 4 years ago  
I'm ambidextrous. I write with my right, but I play sports as a lefty. 4 years ago +1
Class of 2008. I feel like an old man. 4 years ago +3
I'd make an excellent Amazon flying delivery man. 4 years ago  
Only do POV videos so no one knows who I am. Get paid to get laid. 4 years ago  
Psyduck 4 years ago +1
I like gambling. 4 years ago  
If you can't find the power button on a treadmill in less than five minutes, then you're a complete imbecile. Reminds me of my aunt who can't even turn on a computer. 4 years ago +1
I'm a pussy 4 years ago  
I bet Kobe's wife would disagree with that statement 4 years ago +4
For the cozy shell/home and long lifespan. 4 years ago  
I've been to Vegas multiple times, it's great. 4 years ago  
A would get annoying really fast. 4 years ago  
Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger! 4 years ago  
Gotta represent Kentucky! 4 years ago  
The Sims have very short lifespans. Sure, the GTA world is more dangerous, but I'd rather have the chance to live longer. Plus Rockstar puts in great subtle humor in the GTA world. 4 years ago  
Gravity was kind of boring IMO. Probably would have been a bit better if I had watched it in a theatre. 4 years ago  
Here We Stand 4 years ago  
I've always wanted to go somewhere with 0 light pollution and just bask in the glory of the stary filled sky. 4 years ago  
I want to level up. 4 years ago  
Super secret masturbation-station room 4 years ago  
The basketball looks better than the previous one. 4 years ago  
KISS 4 years ago  
American Dad is one of the most annoying shows I have ever watched. 4 years ago +1
Something something something-ing...... time after time. 4 years ago  
To hear that smooth, buttery voice. 4 years ago  
I haven't puked for twenty years and don't care to ever again. 4 years ago  
I enjoy playing tennis 4 years ago  
I love pale women. 4 years ago  
Most of my friends were a grade below me. 4 years ago  
I would bang myself. 4 years ago +1
A is hideous. 4 years ago +2
My brother-in-law does A. That sh*t gets annoying. 4 years ago  
They're alright the first day (like freaking 1st of November) but then it just gets old really fast. 4 years ago  
I throw a mean fastball. 4 years ago  
GILF 4 years ago +1
I find nose piercings incredibly unattractive. Plus I don't like when I have a giant booger in my nose, so I couldn't imagine having a flippin' metal stud in there. 4 years ago +1
Spoilers... I've already watched it but still... 4 years ago  
Clicked the wrong one. Those numbers look pretty average to me. 4 years ago +1
I sweat way more often than I cry. 4 years ago +2
I frequently use lemons in natural cleansing agents. I can't think of the last time I used a pear. 4 years ago  
It seems like most of the time sh*tty stuff happens to the person the movie is about. 4 years ago  
No, unless you count hands. If you count hands then yes, yes I do have a date. 4 years ago  
Looks bad either way. 4 years ago +3
Neither 4 years ago  
More stressful and less fun. 4 years ago  
"A" looks like it was intentionally meant to be a joke. The dude in "B" tried to fool people, and actually succeeded in doing so (albeit a couple of complete half-wits). 4 years ago +2
Porcupine Tree. 4 years ago +1
You haven't been on the internet long enough. 4 years ago  
Poontang 4 years ago  
XXX 4 years ago  
The picture looks really cozy. 4 years ago  
Frosted Mini-Wheats. 4 years ago  
I hate kids. 4 years ago +1
Wouldn't lose as many brain cells. 4 years ago  
Jackie Chan himself would even admit he'd get his ass handed to him. 4 years ago  
It's winter so I'd rather have warm hands than freezing feet. 4 years ago  
For the nude Kate Winslet. 4 years ago +3
I haven't had a chance to play Kerbal yet. 4 years ago  
Smash Bros. 4 years ago  
UK just owned Kansas! 4 years ago +4
No, simply because of Nintendo. 4 years ago +1
I mean come on, just look at that smile. 4 years ago  
I'm not a Jew. 4 years ago +4
The thought of Gordon Freeman sucking in his enemies and stealing their powers amuses me. Perhaps in Half Life 3... yeah right. Half Life 3 will never come out. 4 years ago  
Steve sure has changed. 4 years ago +2
Spooky ballpit. 4 years ago  
Miley needs to scrub that nasty tongue. 4 years ago +4
Kelly gets on my nerves. Plus Angela has a cute little petite body. 4 years ago +1
Middle 4 years ago  
You have a chance to hang out on a pair of boobs. 4 years ago +1
I loved both of them when I was little, but DKC series puts SNES above Genesis for me. 4 years ago  
I just pick the picture I like the best if I don't understand a question. 4 years ago  
Mmm asian women. 4 years ago +1
Yeah but the question asks which one you would rather watch. 4 years ago  
There are different genres of anime including horror. 4 years ago  
Easier to scrape the bowl after you're done. 4 years ago +1
Freshly dead people crap themselves... 4 years ago  
Both 4 years ago  
It depends© 4 years ago +1
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