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Joined on March 24th, 2014 (1,911 days ago)

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Hello. I am Grand Warlock of Sass, TheSassquatch. 13 years ago, at age fifty-twelve my entire family was brutally murdered by a squash. That I was wearing. I spent 38.12 years on a mountain in the Sahara learning the ways of the Sass from Christopher "The Sass Legend" Baconstone. I've resulted in the deaths of many fruit fours and thus love the ideology of frantic mammalian. Zoologocial. #Cassie4Prez2015 #freelars


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Would you rather Buzzfeed or Clickhole 4 years ago 162 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Romulus (First leader of Rome) or Romulus Augustulus (Last leader of Rome) 4 years ago 150 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sail a boat past Scylla or Charybdis 4 years ago 105 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the punishment of Sisyphus or Tantalus 4 years ago 108 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather play Mando-Bass or Bass Banjo 4 years ago 119 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Goat Bagpipes or Carrot Clarinet 4 years ago 141 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Contrabass Saxophone or Subcontrabass Tuba 4 years ago 128 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Double Contrabass Flute or Piccolo Trombone 4 years ago 122 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Kazookeylele or Electric Kazoo 4 years ago 110 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Graffiti from the Ruins of Pompeii? "We have wet the bed, host. I confess we have done wrong. If you want to know why, there was no chamber pot" or "O walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin." 4 years ago 148 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Graffiti from the Ruins of Pompeii? "Gaius Valerius Venustus, soldier of the 1st praetorian cohort, in the century of Rufus, screwer of women" or "Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?" 4 years ago 365 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Favorite Graffiti from the Ruins of Pompeii? "Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men's behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!" or "Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores" 4 years ago 155 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your nose and ears cut off for failing to mine enough gold or Be hunted down by dogs for sport and then sold into sex slavery 4 years ago 130 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Celebrate Columbus Day or Celebrate the Holocaust 4 years ago 146 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the first Native American to meet Christopher Columbus or Die 4 years ago 147 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill a young Christopher Columbus or young Adolf Hitler 4 years ago 169 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather celebrate Columbus Day or Leif Erikson Day 4 years ago 147 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do the Banana Sprite Challenge or Salt and Ice Challenge 4 years ago 118 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Janissary or a Beserker 4 years ago 130 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a citizen of Jerusalem during the 1st Crusade or Be a citizen of Constantinople during the 4th Crusade 4 years ago 115 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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The year is 1348. Would you rather contract Leprosy or Bubonic Plague 4 years ago 126 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Become king and marry a beautiful woman and have 4 kids with her before realizing that she was actually your mom. In horror you must gouge your eyes out and exile yourself. or Meet some girl at a party and commit suicide with her by the end of the week. 4 years ago 105 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather own A fluffy pig or A fluffy cow 4 years ago 154 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your doctor accidently Sew your hands on backwards or Leave tools behind inside of you 4 years ago 122 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Feed Mitch McConnell lettuce or Protect Mitch McConnell from extinction 4 years ago 112 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be killed via Blood Eagle or Flaying 4 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Yellowstone Explode or A meteor hit the capital city of the country you live in 4 years ago 225 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Plunge the world into another ice age or Melt all of the world's ice caps 4 years ago 159 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drain all of the world's oceans. or Sink all of the world's land. 4 years ago 157 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pet every rabbit in Australia or Pet every rabbi in Austria 4 years ago 151 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Quest for the Worst Question 3: Would you rather Readed questions that will used the wrong tenses and wuhrds that spelled rong or Questions that don't actually ask would you rather. 4 years ago 133 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Quest for the Worst Question 2: Would you rather Be included in a mildly offensive user question? or Read through 10,000 questions that are just copied versions of 5 front-page questions. 4 years ago 127 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Quest for the Worst Question 1: Would you rather Choose an Anime Reference that you don't understand. or Participate in a Video Game character tournament 4 years ago 127 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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I am on a quest to ask the worst rrrather question ever. Would you rather Support me in my efforts. or Support me in my efforts. 4 years ago 128 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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What have the Romans ever done for us? The aqueduct, sanitation, obviously the roads, irrigation, medicine, education, health, wine, public baths, safe streets at night, peace. or Nothing 4 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you kidding me? Yes or No 4 years ago 134 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Would you? or Well? Would you? 4 years ago 117 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Wear only furs. or Wear only firs. 4 years ago 128 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bathe in a tub of Mercury or Bathe in a tub on Mercury 4 years ago 141 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather find Fools Gold or Quicksilver 4 years ago 145 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take Set's semen and throw it into the river, to prove that he did not establish dominance over you. or Spread semen on Set's lettuce, so that when he eats it you can say that you established dominance over him. 4 years ago 260 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have Set lock you in a lead box and toss you into a river before tearing you into 14 pieces and feeding you to the animals of the Nile. or Have Set steal your left eye. 4 years ago 92 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Set your right arm on fire or Submerge your left arm in freezing water for 5 hours. 4 years ago 206 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fist-fight Kang or a Kangaroo 4 years ago 117 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fist-fight Brian H. Kang or a Kangaroo 4 years ago 120 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fist-fight Kanga and Roo or a Kangaroo 4 years ago 124 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fist-fight Kangaroo or a Kangaroo 4 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fist-fight A Mantis Shrimp or a Kangaroo 4 years ago 132 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which is more confusing? Codex Seraphinianus or Finnegan's Wake 4 years ago 120 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat both of your big toes. or Cut off both of your ears. 4 years ago 111 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Nyctosaurus or Pterodaustro 4 years ago 145 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Tanystropheus or Longisquama 4 years ago 284 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Arthropleura or Meganeura 4 years ago 137 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Phorusrhacidae or Argentavis 4 years ago 138 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Odobenocetops or Kaprosuchus 4 years ago 242 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Elasmotherium or Doedicurus 4 years ago 146 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Synthetoceras or Titanotylopus 4 years ago 228 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Gigantopithecus or Megatherium 4 years ago 295 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather find out What this man is thinking. or What this man is thinking. 4 years ago 266 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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In a town where all men must be clean-shaven. The one barber shaves all and only those men who do not shave themselves. Does he shave himself? Yes or No 4 years ago 145 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you were to say "It is opposite day today"- would it be opposite day? Yes or No 4 years ago 165 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If a kidnapper steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess exactly what the kidnapper will do, how should the kidnapper respond in the case that the father correctly guesses that the child will not be returned? Return the child. or Keep the child. 4 years ago 144 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Not Pick Option A or Pick Option A 4 years ago 223 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Helicoprion or Opabinia 4 years ago 158 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Quetzalcoatlus or Titanoboa 4 years ago 153 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Stranger Prehistoric Animal Andrewsarchus or Platybelodon 4 years ago 145 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Worse Pope? Pope Urban II or Pope Alexander VI (Rodrigo Borgia) 4 years ago 113 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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More Badass Civilization? The Mongols or The Roman Empire 4 years ago 171 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More Badass Civilization? The Ancient Egyptians or The Ancient Chinese 4 years ago 234 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More Badass Civilization? Mayans or Vikings 4 years ago 168 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Was Christopher Columbus a Hero or Villain 4 years ago 148 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Bagpipes or Alphorn 4 years ago 139 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You've descended into the depths of Hell. Would you rather Faint or Climb down the hairy shanks of Satan 4 years ago 142 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only listen to royalty-free music for the rest of your life or Only be able to use stock photography for the rest of your life. 4 years ago 123 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch sanger.dk for 12 hours or beesbeesbees.com for 12 hours 4 years ago 131 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Bigger pimp? John Quincy Adams or Benjamin Franklin 4 years ago 144 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better US president? Alexander Hamilton or Benjamin Franklin 4 years ago 148 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Perform in a one-man show reenacting the Battle of Waterloo using only a step-ladder, a bottle of Windex, and an ear of corn. or Perform in a one-man show reenacting your birth. 4 years ago 113 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Wipe the small mountain kingdom of Andorra off the face of the Earth. or Have your face be peeled off and replaced with a tortilla. 4 years ago 131 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Raid and pillage a monastery of innocent monks or Go to war against a rival kingdom 4 years ago 145 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a small pinniped or Eat a large rodent 4 years ago 122 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Congratulate TheSassquatch on his return to rrrather or Wonder who the heck that even is 4 years ago 135 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather stay in Istanbul or Constantinople 5 years ago 141 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather stay in Byzantium or Constantinople 5 years ago 116 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 10- You follow the ghost through a foggy corridor. As you approach the end of the hall, you notice that the clocks on the walls are turning backwards. The ghost, in his inebriated state seems to have gone the wrong way. You are nervous for a moment, until you notice a figure at the end of the hall. As you draw closer, he is revealed. He extends in arm. In his hand... is a corndog. Plot twist! You were the friend ALL ALONG. Would you rather accept the corndog or Break the vicious cycle by destroying your past self- sacrificing yourself in the process. 5 years ago 94 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 9- In your drunken stupor, you are visited by two haunting, metaphorical, spectres. Would you rather Follow the Ghost of Drunken Stupors Past or Follow the Ghost of Drunken Stupors Future 5 years ago 85 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 8- You've made your way to the forest, but you succumb to the crushing guilt chosen in Part 6. Would you rather Make your way to the train tracks to await a swift death. or Gather a bunch of forest berries, ferment them for 5 years, turn them into a crude form of alcohol, and drink your sorrows away. 5 years ago 117 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the weather of Beautiful North Korea or Have the weather of Capitalist Pig America 5 years ago 267 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 7- You've hit the road, but your car's broken down. Would you rather Abandon the car- go on foot (your travel speed will be significantly decreased) or Go into the nearest town and steal a car (your chance of being caught will be significantly increased) 5 years ago 90 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 6- You've successfully fled the scene of the crime. Would you rather Go home, but be highly paranoid. or Hit the road, but feel incredibly guilty. 5 years ago 75 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom or Allan Quatermain and the Temple of Skulls 5 years ago 107 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Snakes on a Plane or Snakes on a Train 5 years ago 101 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Transformers or Transmorphers 5 years ago 115 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter or Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies 5 years ago 119 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Pacific Rim or Atlantic Rim 5 years ago 116 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 5- Your friend is dead. Would you rather Escape the crime scene and become a fugitive or DEVOUR THE CORPSE! LEAVE NO EVIDENCE! 5 years ago 97 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 4- Your friend is angry at you for taking his picture and reveals that your loved one is cheating on you with him, he's stolen every jar of mayonnaise in your house, and he has killed your pet duck. Would you rather Revenge kill him in the night or Fall into a deep depression 5 years ago 84 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get $20 or Get a question to 100% 5 years ago 136 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 3- Would you rather Photograph the strange spectacle before you or Cut your friends head off with a Katana 5 years ago 105 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 2- Would you rather Watch your friend sensually lick the corndog or Vomit into a bucket. 5 years ago 84 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better Animal Power Move? Trichobatrachus Robustus- breaks a bone in its foot, and then stabs its enemies with the bone shard. or Camponotus Saundersi- If it knows it's losing a fight, it gets close, contracts a muscle in its abdomen, and self-destructs in an explosion of poisonous blood and guts. 5 years ago 151 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear This Easter Bunny costume everywhere you go for a year or This Easter Bunny costume everywhere you go for a year 5 years ago 89 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight This shaved bear or This wet koala 5 years ago 706 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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More terrifying Koala? This One or This One 5 years ago 96 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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More Fancy Cat? Snuggy Poo or Fluffles 5 years ago 97 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More Fancy Cat? Monarch Cat or Monocle/Top Hat Cat 5 years ago 116 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Burn at the stake or Drown at the stake 5 years ago 163 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You're stuck on a small, uninhabited, island with no hope of rescue. Would you rather Focus on acquiring a stable source of food/water and building a suitable home on the island before eventually trying to leave. or Immediately focus on building a raft and getting off the island. 5 years ago 210 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You're stuck in the middle of the hot Sahara Desert with no hope of contact with civilization. Would you rather Strip off all of your clothes to survive the heat. or Throw on lots of layers to survive the heat. 5 years ago 115 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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You're stuck in the middle of the Canadian Wilderness with no hope of contact with civilization. Would you rather Have plenty of food and water, warm clothes and a powerful compound bow (with arrows), but also a severely broken leg. or Have a pocket knife, a lighter, a roll of duct tape, and nothing else, but you're in perfect health. 5 years ago 211 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You're stuck in the middle of the Canadian Wilderness with no hope of contact with civilization. Would you rather Be left with only this knife or Be left with only this hatchet 5 years ago 385 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Check the "Newest" tab or Check the "Show not voted" tab 5 years ago 99 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off of the Burj Khalifa in a wingsuit or Jump off of Mount Everest in a wingsuit 5 years ago 80 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Cut off the thumb, middle finger, and little finger from your non-dominant hand or Cut of the ring and pointer finger of your dominant hand 5 years ago 276 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More effective form of protest? Setting yourself on fire or Squirting riot police with cow milk 5 years ago 100 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More Badass American Revolutionary? Ben Franklin or Paul Revere 5 years ago 137 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? Barack Obama or Abraham Lincoln 5 years ago 136 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? George Washington or Andrew Jackson 5 years ago 125 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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The Adventures of Stock Photo Corndog Man: Part 1- Would you rather Eat the Corndog or Give the Corndog to a friend. 5 years ago 228 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? Richard Nixon or John F. Kennedy 5 years ago 159 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? Abraham Lincoln or George Washington 5 years ago 153 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? Franklin Delano Roosevelt or Theodore Roosevelt 5 years ago 129 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More Badass US President? Ronald Reagan or Bill Clinton 5 years ago 134 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a Presidential Election? Andrew Jackson or John Quincy Adams 5 years ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Destroy the entire Eastern Seaboard with a Cactus or Destroy the entire West Coast with a dead woodpecker. 5 years ago 76 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Charles Sumner or Preston Brooks 5 years ago 67 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bludgeon your family to death with a squash or Be bludgeoned into a 10 year coma by George W. Bush and his corn. 5 years ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat day-old pizza off of your roof. or Have former US President George W. Bush come through the screen and bludgeon you with a corn. 5 years ago 98 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Corndog of Disgust or yay. 5 years ago 208 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Grandma or Terrible Cooking Accident 5 years ago 120 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? SCIENCE! or Mystic Air Guitar 5 years ago 120 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Grapefruit! or GRAPEFRUIT!!!! 5 years ago 111 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (**FASHION EDITION**) Wear this flashy, yet foreboding, Aztec Headdress, by Montezuma II. or Wear this sleek and sexy Soccer/Football hat, by Very Content Stock Photo Actor #2,413. 5 years ago 133 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (**FASHION EDITION**) Wear this fashionable, but flimsy, horned Viking helmet, by Gustav Malmström. or Wear this crude, yet rustic, hornless Viking helmet, by, well, I dunno, some really, really, old Norwegian guy probably. 5 years ago 124 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (**FASHION EDITION**) Wear this charming and colloquial Pickelhaube helmet, by Frederick William IV of Prussia. or The austere, yet playful, Stahlhelm helmet, by Friedrich Schwerd. 5 years ago 113 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (**FASHION EDITION**) Wear this subtle, yet bold, Tinfoil Hat, by Julian Huxley or Wear the elegant and daring Blue Ratchet Protective Take-Up Headgear, by Mitch Lewellen. 5 years ago 100 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Intense Popsicle Licking or Insane Fruit Straw 5 years ago 170 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Melon Love or Cactus Back-Scratcher 5 years ago 260 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Hands-in-Hands or Eyes-in-Back 5 years ago 169 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Content Office Worker or Content Business Woman 5 years ago 161 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Cow-Print Stripper or Easter Strippers 5 years ago 239 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Bologna-Clothes or Clever Disguise 5 years ago 138 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Hand-Face or Banana Sleep 5 years ago 133 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Melon Hair or Happy Cactus 5 years ago 265 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Happy Shoe Phone or Angry Banana Phone 5 years ago 127 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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More confusing stock photo? Corn of the Future or The Celery Channel 5 years ago 125 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Catch Butterflies or Blow Bubbles 5 years ago 143 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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In the event of Global Thermo-Nuclear War, would you rather Continue to live on in a barren wasteland, devoid of life, stuggling to keep your worthless, miserable life going, so that you can prolong the pain and misery of the bleak world around you. or Just die. 5 years ago 165 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to fly, but have giant bat wings at all times. or Be able to breath underwater, but have disgusting gill-slits on your neck at all times. 5 years ago 159 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a gallon of mayonnaise or Drink a gallon of hot sauce 5 years ago 129 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Contract the Bubonic Plague or Contract Ebola 5 years ago 114 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Cooler Cephalopod defense mechanism? Japanese Flying Squids actually fly out of the water (and can go 30 meters) when threatened. or Blanket Octopi tear off Man 'o War jellyfish tentacles and use them as protective whips. 5 years ago 125 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Human Sacrifice Edition) Inca Style: Be drugged on fermented corn, kidnapped, locked in a cave, and left to starve/freeze to death. or Hawaiin Style: Hung upside down on a rack (to collect your sweat), then be beaten repeatedly before being disemboweled and eaten. 5 years ago 193 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (Aztec Sacrifice Edition) Noble Style- Pull a rope of thorns through your own tongue, ear, and genitals before burning said areas. This would be repeated multiple times throughout your life, but you'd live. or Commoner Style- Get your heart torn out of your chest. 5 years ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you were a Pharaoh, would you rather be buried In a Pyramid or In the Valley of Kings 5 years ago 204 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? **BONUS ROUND** Narwhal (Whale + Unicorn Hybrid) or Narluga (Narwhal + Beluga Whale Hybrid) 5 years ago 166 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Final Round Narwhal or Leopon 5 years ago 159 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better artist? Napoleon XIV or Tiny Tim 5 years ago 70 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better band? Koo Koo Kanga Roo or the B-52's 5 years ago 71 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to shape-shift into a tree at will. or Have the ability to shape-shift into a snail at will. 5 years ago 178 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Better song? Blurred Lines or Hurrian Hymn no. 6 5 years ago 138 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Round 2 Leopon or Liger 5 years ago 154 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Round 2 Grolar Bear or Narwhal 5 years ago 146 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Rule a city, but be so cruel that the gods have to send a wildman to distract you from killing all of your people, but when the wildman dies from an illness created by the gods you get super self-conscious about death, so you have to go on an epic journey to find a way to escape death. or Eat a mango. 5 years ago 177 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in the basement of a psychopathic murderer for 10 years or Have a psychopathic murderer live in your basement for 10 years 5 years ago 164 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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43%
Better abomination of nature? Round 1 Narwhal (Unicorn-Whale hybrid) or Okapi (Giraffe-Zebra hybrid) 5 years ago 175 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Round 1 Yakalo (Yak-Bison hybrid) or Leopon (Leopard-Lion hybrid) 5 years ago 174 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Round 1 Cama (Camel-Llama hybrid) or Liger (Lion-Tiger hybrid) 5 years ago 177 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better abomination of nature? Round 1 Grolar Bear (Polar-Grizzly hybrid) or Beefalo (Cow-Bison hybrid) 5 years ago 154 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who is/was more talented Nero (The Harp) or Putin (Hockey) 5 years ago 152 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which was more fun The bombing of Hiroshima or The bombing of Tokyo 5 years ago 271 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Which was more fun The Donner Party or Jamestown during the Starving Time 5 years ago 89 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the intelligence of Gerald Ford or Have the face of John C. Calhoun 5 years ago 99 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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If you lived in a post-apocalyptic setting, in which food was scarce, would you rather Slowly starve to death, trying to scavenge for scraps or Resort to cannibalism, but eat well. 5 years ago 135 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a sassy cryptid or Be a well-mannered human 5 years ago 148 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Release all of the animals from the Central Park Zoo (NYC) into the city. or Release all of the people in NYC into the wilderness. 5 years ago 134 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read Sonnet 113 or Sonnet 74 5 years ago 109 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Fake your own death by killing a chicken, smearing its blood all over the place, then burning your house down. or Be a prostitute and spend a year sucking up to the whore-mistress before slowly poisoning her to death, thus taking control of the brothel, and using it to blackmail and control prominent members of your community. 5 years ago 115 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have (phobias) Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you. or Luposlipaphobia: the fear of being chased by timberwolves around the kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor 5 years ago 201 votes 8 comments 1 like
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30
Would you rather Beat a duck to death with a spatula or Ingest a gallon of dihydrogen monoxide 5 years ago 166 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use Anaphora or Epistrophe 5 years ago 98 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Better Cryptid? Jersey Devil or El Chupacabra 5 years ago 186 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is Mitch McConnell Sexy/Attractive/Cute or Ugly/Average/Unattractive 5 years ago 163 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which is more terrifying? (Australia Edition) Cassowaries and their 6 inch death-claws or Platypuses and and their venomous feet spikes 5 years ago 200 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which is more likely? A giant sloth destroyed the Titanic or A giant sloth destroyed the Hindenburg 5 years ago 307 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Thank Mitch McConell for his years of service or Bludgeon him with a corn 5 years ago 148 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Cephalopod? Round 2 Octopus or Cuttlefish 5 years ago 142 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win in a Fight? Galvarino or Mitch McConnell 5 years ago 160 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win in a Fight? Mitch McConnell or A Turtle with the Head of Mitch McConnell 5 years ago 159 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who Would Win in a Fight? Charles "The Hammer" Martel or Mitch McConnell 5 years ago 140 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Urinetown or Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson 5 years ago 101 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Murder a Crow or Celebrate a Polar Bear 5 years ago 199 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat a Cessna 150 airplane or Eat 2 beds, 18 bicycles, 15 shopping carts, 7 televisions, 8 chandeliers, a coffin, and a pair of skies. 5 years ago 118 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Murder your family with a squash or Murder your family with a cantaloupe. 5 years ago 108 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Personally destroy the entire Eastern Seaboard (USA) with a cactus. (You must wield it like a club) or Murder your family with two squashes. 5 years ago 127 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better Cephalopod? Round 1 Cuttlefish or Nautilus 5 years ago 101 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better Cephalopod? Round 1 Octopus or Squid 5 years ago 113 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Obscure Monster? Mothman or Goatman 5 years ago 124 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better Sasquatch? Yeti or Yowie 5 years ago 140 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Who Would Win in a Fight? Ronald Reagan or John Hinckley Jr. 5 years ago 90 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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It specifically says "rotten human bodies". 4 years ago  
Excuse you, Ben Franklin seduced the French court, securing their alliance. Revere didn't even finish his ride- he got captured by the British halfway through. Samuel Prescott has that honor, but no one ever talks about him because his name didn't rhyme well. 4 years ago +1
My favorite color is non sequitur. 4 years ago  
It's not like homework is ever you learning new material. The school year would be the same length, you'd learn the same material in the same time. Homework is usually just extra busywork. 4 years ago  
Look I know people like to pick B to be all "oh look how edgy and anti-religion I am" but seriously, the Bible is at the very least an entertaining story. Even if you don't believe in what it says it's a whole lot more interesting than a dictionary. 4 years ago +1
I tried to think of how to reply to this comment for a solid five minutes, but I'm sorry it's just too ridiculous. I'm coming up blank. 4 years ago  
Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein was not the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster. 4 years ago +3
Fry Cry's alright but Infinite was absolutely amazing. 4 years ago  
The debate there is that Triceratops is just a juvenile Torosaurus. However, Triceratops was identified before Torosaurus, so it takes precedence. Also, that theory was made in 2010. Scientists have since disproven it (the frill holes are different sizes). 4 years ago  
A would kill you. That'd be a terribly unhealthy diet. 4 years ago  
Money, well-educated, athletic. What's not to like? 4 years ago  
I'm not a racist misogynist, so I guess that makes me a political correctness fag. 4 years ago +1
Toilet paper is a roll. As the paper unrolls, it will inevitably touch the wall at some point. There is no escaping that. 4 years ago +1
but... the Ark of the Covenant doesn't have anything to do with Jesus. According to legend it was lost in the Babylonian conquest of Jerusalem- more than 500 years before Jesus. 4 years ago +2
I really don't care that much about rrrather so leaving it for a long time wouldn't really matter. 4 years ago  
Sleeping for the rest of your life is basically just a coma. Do you really want to be in a coma for the rest of your life? 4 years ago  
this site has truly run out of ideas 4 years ago  
Much more power. 4 years ago +1
Targaryens are incestuous madmen. I'm telling you, Daenerys is going to go insane by the time she gets to Westeros. 4 years ago  
Are we talking Francis, or the guy who plays Francis? In reality, he's a really great person. Francis is just an act. 4 years ago  
B doesn't have any secondary and the melee isn't that great. Once you burn through those 560 rounds, you're done. With A, you won't spend the ammo as quickly and once you do you've still got a machete. 4 years ago  
Robin Williams 4 years ago  
Just for the sole reason that it'd be easier to find someone to be in a relationship with since heterosexuality is far more common than homosexuality (plus you don't have to deal with bigots). The ideal situation, honestly, would be to be bisexual. 4 years ago +1
Although nukes wouldn't really be able to fully destroy mankind. There are only about 16-17,000 nuclear weapons in existence, which is not enough to cover the entire Earth. Furthermore, this question specifies "Atomic Bombs" which are far less deadly than the more modern Hydrogen Bombs. 4 years ago  
Arnold couldn't though. He wasn't born in the US. 4 years ago  
Currently have it. Fun stuff. 4 years ago  
Kim's all words. Apart from hacking Sony, he hasn't actually done anything to us. Terrorist groups are a major threat on a global scale. Boko Haram, in Nigeria, killed over 2,000 people yesterday. That's just one group. 4 years ago +1
B would most likely just result in the military taking over. A new great leader would appear and nothing would change. Plus, it would only give the North Korea another excuse to nuke the world. 4 years ago  
Just wheelchair it up. 4 years ago  
People that large have really bad circulation issues. They usually die pretty young. Not to mention how clumsy they are. Look at the guy in the picture, he can hardly stand! 4 years ago  
Poverty is a much more widespread problem. Only a few areas in the world are experiencing war currently, but every country in the world has at least some degree of poverty. 4 years ago +2
You could still live a normal life most of the time. 4 years ago  
you're lame 4 years ago  
A is only 20 years, B is for life. 4 years ago +1
learn from yo mistakes 4 years ago +2
We hate Joffrey because we see things from the point of view of his enemies. All he did was put down a rebellion. Sure he was kind of a dick, but he didn't massacre millions of civilians. 4 years ago  
A is completely faked. 4 years ago  
He made a truce with Russia before the war and broke that, so I don't see why he'd feel obligated to keep his other truces. 4 years ago  
Cold pizza is still really good. 4 years ago +1
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20111013201624AAM85cf 4 years ago  
The laugh tracks in A are physically painful. 4 years ago  
psh. Batman isn't even super. He's just a rich guy with a lot of time on his hands. 4 years ago +1
I Don't Know Why But Typing Like This Really Annoys Me. 4 years ago +5
Chinese checkers was invented in Germany. 4 years ago  
There's no way they don't have words for yes and no. Those are extremely fundamental aspects of language. 4 years ago  
but... thats not true anyways lol 4 years ago  
Then how does your hint help at all? Telling us it's a black flag wouldn't help translate it. Regardless, I already said- it's the shahada (there is no god but Allah and Muhammad is the messenger of Allah). 4 years ago  
1. Youtube doesn't allow porn 2. You're a bad person 4 years ago  
If you mean the text itself, it's the shahadah- the islamic declaration of faith. If you mean the flag as a whole, it's the banner of ISIS/ISIL. 4 years ago  
He knows more survival tactics. Not all of of life in a zombie apocalypse would be fighting zombies 24/7. You need to know how to get food and supplies as well. 4 years ago +1
Marco seems more intelligent and reasonable while still able to handle himself. Ranger's just a loose cannon and would mess everything up. 4 years ago +1
Easier to hide afterwards 4 years ago  
Elisabeth Schwarzkopf 4 years ago  
From an evolutionary standpoint, the goal of all lifeforms is to reproduce and further the survival of your species. Killing members of your own species hinders the survival of your species. 4 years ago +4
A would get you real dead real fast. 4 years ago +2
A gets strangers killed, B gets your own people killed. If you look at the latest episode, you'll see just that. 4 years ago +1
France surrendered before any fighting happened in Paris. If I just obeyed the law and whatnot I'd be fine. 4 years ago +2
Captain America is superhuman. Batman's just a regular guy with a lot of money and free time. 4 years ago +2
The sauropods wouldn't be able to do anything unless the dragon landed. Even then, sauropods didn't have much of a defense mechanism beside just running straight into or away from the threat. If the threat is breathing fire, that wouldn't help too much. 4 years ago +1
Actually, I totally picked wrong. A would basically extend your conscious life by 50%. You could get so much done in those hours you usually spend asleep. 4 years ago +1
Slightly better range. 4 years ago  
Bows will always beat hand to hand at that distance. 4 years ago +2
If you're lucky, the first stone'll get you and the head and it'll be quick. B takes forever and is excruciating. 4 years ago +1
That is indeed Thomas Brodie-Sangster in "The Last Legion". 4 years ago +1
I'm just voting for Albania cause their flag is cooler. 4 years ago  
Shrek is love. 4 years ago  
I mean, it's okay. Let people do what they want. I don't particularly care for it, but if they need it to feel good about themselves, go ahead. Plus, plastic surgery can be used to help people with physical deformities/horrific injuries and whatnot. 4 years ago  
Actually, if we're looking at it historically, it'd definitely be B. Many, many ancient civilizations were totally fine with varying sexuality. Just look at the ancient Greeks and Romans. Heck, take a look at this whole list of civilizations that not only accepted it but considered it "good luck"- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_history#Ancient_history It wasn't until the European Renaissance that homosexuality really started being condemned. What the Greeks, Romans, and many of these other civilizations didn't do was support members of other religions. Early Romans fed Christians to lions and Early Christians in turn murdered Jews and Muslims. 4 years ago +2
B would be terrible. Even assuming I didn't automatically die upon urinating, I'd still be melting every toilet I came in contact with. I'd set the whole building on fire. And this is on a daily basis. 4 years ago +1
I'm not against gays/lesbians/transexuals, but if everyone on Earth was, humanity would go extinct pretty quickly. (EDIT: ah, just saw the author comment, whatever...) 4 years ago +5
Just a one time thing. 4 years ago  
By the time room service discovers it, you're already gone. 4 years ago  
Actually, most accidents occur at intersections. 4 years ago  
A seems kinda like harassment. 4 years ago  
If I look as old as I am, my life will be a living hell from about age 100 onward. I'd be trapped in a near useless prison of deteriorating muscle and flesh. 4 years ago  
Control the world through media. 4 years ago  
Bolbi changed the world. #Bolbi4Prez2016 4 years ago +1
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_element 4 years ago  
Wait, our right or their right? 4 years ago +1
In B you wouldn't even be able to get a job. You'd be hated and ridiculed, your life would be ruined. 4 years ago +2
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A was little more than a boxing glove-brass knuckle hybrid. B could be used to block attacks and then quickly counterattack. Its range and versatility alone make it superior. 4 years ago  
Bernadette Camperbach? 4 years ago  
One little leak in A and it's all over. 4 years ago  
This was a tough one. 4 years ago +2
Either way I'd crash in a magnificent ball of fire, but hey, at least that one has stripes. 4 years ago  
What's on the radios today isn't the ONLY music that's currently being produced. Search around, there's some good stuff out there under the radar. 4 years ago  
A would be cool, but B could actually be applied to everyday life. 4 years ago  
Peanut Butter Tribadism. 4 years ago  
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. God says its wrong. 4 years ago  
No. What would be weird about that? 4 years ago +2
Band of Brothers wasn't bad. 4 years ago  
Screw what others think. 4 years ago  
I'm ashamed that America still hasn't switched to the metric system. Like. What even. 12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, 22 yards in a chain, and 10 chains in a furlong. Gah. 4 years ago +4
Red Delicious are disgusting. They're literally only sold because they're shiny and nice looking. 4 years ago  
Blatant violation of our fourth amendment rights. 4 years ago +3
Well if I can't do both... I guess A will have to do. 4 years ago  
[ya done hypocrited yerself by biasing this question too] 4 years ago +2
Blatant violation of our first amendment rights. 4 years ago  
Blatant violation of our fourth amendment rights. 4 years ago  
None of our wars nowadays are "protecting our freedom". By intervening in these other countries we're protecting other people's freedom (which is a very noble thing to do) but it's in no way necessary to protect the stability of our own country. 4 years ago  
Death penalty is actually more expensive, due to all of the legal crap you have to go through. They all end up spending 30 years on death row anyways, so you're still feeding them too. 4 years ago +5
If you can control time, you can control the universe. 4 years ago +2
Justin Bieber is a terrible person, 1D is just another boy band that'll fade into obscurity in a few years. 4 years ago  
Merica! 4 years ago  
What is going on with the guest comments oh my god. 4 years ago  
I like you. 4 years ago  
Google "Horus Lettuce Incident" 4 years ago  
Venomous snake safe, giant spider safe, Cassowary safe, venomous platypus safe, std-infected koala safe, shark safe, box jellyfish safe, stonefish safe. hehehe. 4 years ago +2
You're so cool. 4 years ago  
Both very likely existed. There is significant historical evidence. The only thing in question is whether or not either were prophets/divine. 4 years ago +3
Don't go on cruises. You'll get sick and die. 4 years ago  
The only animals smart enough to have anything interesting to say can already communicate with us to some degree.(sign language and whatnot). 4 years ago  
Train him. Prepare him. One day he will be ready. 4 years ago +3
Although I wouldn't say they're better BECAUSE shooters became popular. Just timeframe wise, games today have a much higher capacity for story-telling. More advanced technology in gaming also allows for more advanced game mechanics and deeper gameplay, not to mention the drastically better graphics. There's no reason to stay stuck in the past. 4 years ago  
Pokemon trainers are animal abusers. 4 years ago  
Ebola takes up to 3 weeks to manifest anyways. 4 years ago +2
I'm saddened by how selfish the vast majority of voters are. 4 years ago  
B would mess up the natural order of things. 4 years ago +2
1,000,000 cuts would kill you by blood loss alone. 4 years ago +2
I think the shock off seeing a hamburger man at school would wear off after a few days. Your classmates would eventually accept you as one of their own. The school's mascot will change to the Hamburger. You will emerge victorious. 4 years ago +3
A is a crime. 4 years ago  
Being confined to a wheelchair would be better than having almost no ability to interact with the world around you. 4 years ago +1
Having prosthetic feet wouldn't be that bad. Assuming you still have the leg below the knee and all, it wouldn't impact me too much. 4 years ago  
Sparta was an awful place to live in. It was just brutal military training 24/7 from childhood until your eventual death in battle. And that's only if you're one of the privileged Spartans that was actually a free person. Most people in Sparta were enslaved. 4 years ago +4
Venus is the goddess of love. He clearly hasn't had much success in his romantic endeavors and is pretty bitter towards Venus. 4 years ago +1
You end piece of a stale loaf of bread. 4 years ago  
Slightly less genocide. 4 years ago  
Batman's just some rich dude. 4 years ago  
I respect their role in the environment, but I'd rather they do their thing as far from me as possible. 4 years ago  
Scotland, England and Wales are in Great Britain. Great Britain and Northern Ireland are in the United Kingdom. 4 years ago  
Mongol style 4 years ago  
Ask him about stocks. 4 years ago  
Braveheart? 4 years ago  
Rats are still fairly intelligent. 4 years ago +2
Atlanta is terrible 4 years ago  
People would be... sick? From looking at me too much? What does that even mean..? 4 years ago +1
Antidisestablishmentarianism. 4 years ago  
What's a hyena's fighting style? Just sitting back and waiting until your enemy is already dead? 4 years ago  
A would be incredibly dangerous for everyone around me. 4 years ago +1
One of those cases was on an airplane full of other americans less than 24 hours before her diagnosis- so yeah, it's spreading. 4 years ago  
Violin and cello are complex. Piano's weird- it's easy to play, but difficult to master. I'd put it as complex. 4 years ago +1
Or just, you know, leave. Cause there are better things to do than to argue with idiots. 4 years ago +5
B is not a monkey. B is an ape. 4 years ago  
*couldn't. "could" implies that you care enough about it to actually be able to care less about it. 4 years ago  
B I could almost see as being a legitimate photo if I just glanced at it really quickly. A, well... there's an extra hand growing out of his shoulder... 4 years ago +6
Holocaust casualties estimate: 15-20 Million. Native American casualties estimate: up to 50 million (some claim up to 100 million!) 4 years ago +1
All the newer elements are just weird artificial ones anyways. 4 years ago  
Yes. I would rather to use the force. 4 years ago  
Just hit him on the nose or in the eyes. They leave you alone pretty quickly after that. 4 years ago +1
The friendzone isn't real. Women don't have some kind of obligation to date you just because you're being friendly to them. Suck it up and stop whining. 4 years ago +4
The greatest cheese heist OF ALL TIME. 4 years ago  
they're both celebrations of genocide 4 years ago +1
Not on one piano- but if you've got multiple pianos and a few people, yeah. Actually I think I've seen one on youtube somewhere performed by 4 people. 4 years ago  
Ever? Well there will be another global conflict EVENTUALLY. Whether it be tomorrow or 300 years from now, it'll happen. 4 years ago  
Banner's a genius, Hulk is pretty dumb. 4 years ago +1
oooh... harsh 4 years ago  
Stannis is the Mannis 4 years ago  
"for the rest of your life" 4 years ago  
The USSR weren't great to their prisoners, but the Japanese were pretty messed up. 4 years ago +3
Passchendaele was only about 3 months long of sitting in filthy trenches and being bombed. Verdun was close to a year. 4 years ago  
A was actually a pretty close fight- and the Ottomans ended up winning. B was just complete and utter destruction. Half of the Russian troops didn't even have ammunition. 4 years ago  
nah, man. I don't want to be a greaser- you'd just get stabbed. B, on the other hand, is styling. 4 years ago  
In B your sex life would be pretty much gone anyways, you've just got heart disease to boot. 4 years ago +3
If either of them were to attack me, I'd have a better chance of surviving the tiger. Komodo's have some crazy super-bacteria infested poison saliva. 4 years ago +2
So much outback... 4 years ago  
Not even a competition. Russia is exposed to the outside world while NK is stuck in the 1950s. 4 years ago +6
He will fill me with his onion love. 4 years ago +2
Roaring 20s vs The Great Depression 4 years ago  
kiawah! 4 years ago  
Every creature that calls that land home has evolved specifically to eradicate human life. 4 years ago  
a pharmacist. 4 years ago +11
He won, so... 4 years ago  
Life in prison is still a life. 4 years ago  
yall are messed up 4 years ago  
At that height, tall people have a lot of health issues- the heart isnt powerful enough to pump blood all over you, and look at the picture in B- the guy can't walk by himself. 4 years ago  
King of Jupiter, oh yeah. Y'all may have the secrets to the universe, but I've got the biggest hurricane in the solar system, so suck it. 4 years ago  
A's not THAT bad 4 years ago  
I would love to go to a surfing. But just one. I don't really want to go to three of four surfings. That is too many surfings. 4 years ago  
Mongols are the best. 4 years ago  
Hannibal ended up losing terribly. His entire city was burned to the ground and the fields were salted so that it could never be rebuilt. Cyrus had a pretty good thing going. 4 years ago +1
Unlimited Power. 4 years ago  
With B, animal control would hunt you down and kill you pretty quickly. 4 years ago +4
I really like how more guys voted on this question than girls (read the statistics) 4 years ago  
I feel like homophobia is more widespread on the surface, but racism is more deeply ingrained and is affecting people in a more dangerous way (look at the recent situation in Ferguson). 4 years ago +2
I love the rain- rain is the waters of life. 4 years ago +1
Netflix! 4 years ago  
yes 4 years ago  
try not to be a terrible person. 4 years ago +5
don't worry, I can do worse 4 years ago  
They look like they're having a good time. 4 years ago  
Holocaust Metaphor. 4 years ago  
Paranoia's better than schizophrenia. 4 years ago  
Your house is easier to break into without setting off alarms. 4 years ago  
hey jude always annoyed me 4 years ago  
I would love to "or Rihanna". Oring is my favorite thing to do. 4 years ago  
We have much better sanitation and a government that is actually prepared to deal with an outbreak. 4 years ago  
B is an anarchistic hellhole if you think about it. It's a world where children are thrown out of their homes at a young age to participate in animal pit fights and abuse. 4 years ago  
Rabies takes a month to manifest itself in humans. If you get a vaccine any time before then, you'll be fine. 4 years ago  
I like how this question is really a deeper question in disguise- are you attracted to somehow for something shallow, like how they look, or for who they are as a person? 4 years ago +1
heard of him, not the catch 4 years ago  
Unlimited. You could make an easy living as a broccoli farmer. 4 years ago  
The sharp angle of her nose represents the disparity between traditional values and modern life. The pink flowers and the blue outline of the tree symbolize childhood (male vs female), and the gender roles associated with them. Must the men of society act as the sturdy roots of society while women remain only an aesthetic pleasure, to be shoved to the side? The figure in the foreground stands defiant against these stereotypes, determined to overthrow the patriarchy and establish herself in the workforce and politics. 4 years ago +1
what 4 years ago  
Not your fault- don't have to deal with fixing your car and all that, and it's probably a similar chance of . Heck you could probably even sue the carnival for that. 4 years ago +1
beetles are pretty cool insects. 4 years ago  
Tails never fails. 4 years ago +1
Best friend is very kind. Shrek is most beautiful being. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. 4 years ago +4
Mantis shrimp punches are so intense they break the sound barrier. I'm not kidding. 4 years ago +1
How do you even get out of A? 4 years ago  
If you're just a noble, you don't have any responsibilities. A monarch at least has to act as the figurehead for the country. A noble can just sit and do what he wants. 4 years ago +1
"Let's stop people from killing each other by killing everything" 4 years ago  
97 years old, dang... that's... kinda hard to believe. 4 years ago  
Wait, strawberries are bitter and sour? 4 years ago  
As long as you don't debate about theoretical physics, you're good. 4 years ago  
(werewolves are featured in twilight too) 4 years ago +2
B would mess you up. 4 years ago  
The holocaust killed close to 13 million people. Cancer kills up to 8 million. Annually. 4 years ago +2
Don't matter if you love them for who they are. 4 years ago +2
Phoenix is fire and death. 4 years ago  
Um, false, North Korea's Global Happiness Index clearly ranks the top 5 happiest countries as China, North Korea, Cuba, Iran and Venezuela. Do your research. 4 years ago +3
Why do these have to be mutually exclusive? 4 years ago +3
Being choked by your uncle is abuse. 4 years ago  
Polar Bears are vicious. 4 years ago  
Interestingly enough, humanity could actually survive without the sun. If people built underground bunkers they could still harness electricity via water or wind. You could keep greenhouses full of plants alive with artificial light. 4 years ago  
If you have infinite power over the universe you could control what they wish for. Also, you wouldn't need magic wishes to get what you want. You would just get it. 4 years ago +1
So which is better? 4 years ago  
Do 45% really know that little about basic plate tectonics? That kind of thing takes millions of years. 4 years ago  
How. How is this not 100%? 4 years ago  
Every generation claims that the younger generation is worse because they aren't prepared for change. 4 years ago +5
On the side of the spanish. 4 years ago  
is it the question that's stupid? or... 4 years ago  
how is this possible? 4 years ago  
Look at that picture. The Earth is literally engulfed in flames. Humanity survived an ice age 10,000 years ago when we were all just running around in animal pelts. We can survive it now no problem. 4 years ago  
Not exactly. A nuke doesn't release nearly as much radiation as was released in Chernobyl. Chernobyl was left leaking radiation for days. A nuclear bomb would just release some radiation immediately. Plenty of people survived Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 4 years ago  
By the end of the last season, the actors from Friends were being paid $1 million PER EPISODE. 4 years ago +1
1-10k a year isn't that much compared to the vast wealth in knowledge you could obtain in just a few hours at the public library. 4 years ago  
WW2 had nothing to do with religion. If you meant the Holocaust then I suppose your comment is relevant. The picture refers to the discrimination against early Christians, who would have lions set on them for sport. Early Christians were also regularly tortured, crucified, and set on fire. 4 years ago  
Football requires you to be able to run in short 6-second bursts and run in to people. Hockey requires you to do the same thing, but on ice. In skates. 4 years ago +1
You can see the pain in her eyes. 4 years ago +3
Best movie. 4 years ago +1
It's a bad thing that they don't have low self esteem and hate themselves for their body? 4 years ago  
Quantanamo is a town in the Czech Republic. It'd be nice to visit, I think. (Guantanamo, however...) 4 years ago +1
There was this bowl of spaghetti in the corner... and it had this weird look on it, man. It was just... sitting there. Idk man, it was pretty scary. 4 years ago +1
Less humiliating. 4 years ago  
Unlimited Spaghetti. 4 years ago  
The Vikings shall return. 4 years ago  
lame 4 years ago +3
If WW3 happens, it'll more than likely just be nuclear armaggedon. 4 years ago +1
The crusaders got their asses kicked in the second crusade, so you'd probably be fine if you fought against them. 4 years ago  
Um, why isn't this 100%? Don't you guys love Nic? 4 years ago  
Not being able to smell would mean you would have a very limited sense of taste anyways. 4 years ago  
So eat carefully. Besides, bugs are just protein. Muddy water'll give you parasites and stuff. 4 years ago +1
Demon's aren't usually flesh-and-blood. I don't think an axe would do a whole lot. 4 years ago  
There's always a lighthouse, there's always a man, there's always a city. Constants and variables. 4 years ago +1
You don't really understand rrrather do you? 4 years ago  
Illuminati. 4 years ago +1
Sorry, but JFK didn't really do anything. He had some great ideas, but he was never able to really pull any of them off. LBJ passed the civil rights bill. Look up what he actually did, it's not really that impressive. 4 years ago  
Would you Kindly make this a series? 4 years ago  
Mosquitoes have been, by far, the most dangerous animals on Earth to humans. I'm not kidding. It is estimated that of all humans that have ever died, over 50% of them died from mosquito-born illness. 4 years ago  
Fallout New Vegas had better gameplay, but Fallout 3 had a much better world and overall post-apocalyptic vibe. 4 years ago  
I'd rather go to the actual south pole. 4 years ago +1
Birds coming out of my throat? No thank you. 4 years ago  
Humans have survived them before and can survive them now. 4 years ago +1
You'd just be constantly flooding your brain with dopamine- which can cause psychosis, schizophrenia, and a whole bunch of other mental issues. 4 years ago  
You could make a good living off of that. If you bounce say, every 2 seconds, you could make 30 bucks a minute- that's close to $200 an hour. 4 years ago  
B first, but once we completely run out we'll just switch to all of the alternative energy forms that we've already developed. 4 years ago  
With practice, anyone get do A on their own. It's called "Lucid Dreaming". 4 years ago +1
Both have them- they're bizarre stock photos. 4 years ago  
But if it's not opposite day, it's a normal day in which what you say should be taken seriously, so it is opposite day. (*paradox*) 4 years ago  
B isn't pointy. Or long. 4 years ago  
I'm not a psycopath, so... 4 years ago  
Skyrim was a better game, but that's just because it's newer. I like the world and lore of Fallout more. 4 years ago  
Buddha'd just sit there and take it. 4 years ago +5
I dunno, Mongols were pretty badass- they had the largest contiguous empire in history. And they built it with fear. Most people just surrendered immediately to them because they knew they'd get totally screwed if they fought them. 4 years ago  
My top three are 30 Rock, Arrested Development, and Parks and Recreation (although the first season is a little slow). 4 years ago  
Jokes on them, we'll have a rocking party just the four of us. 4 years ago +5
"Attempt" aw, gee, I couldn't make it 20 feet past base camp, aw well, better head back. 4 years ago +1
At least you're not cramped. Plus, maybe you'll be able to collect useful information that could benefit future generations (assuming you're able to send back data). 4 years ago  
Actually, the Mayans didn't even last long enough to get conquered (those were the Aztecs). The Mayans just kind of faded out. 4 years ago  
All people? Well dang, that was easy. 4 years ago  
The key here is "no one". If no one showed up to the wedding, it wouldn't be a wedding. Your spouse-to-be wouldn't even be there. You'd just be standing alone at an altar. 4 years ago  
He was trying to get to the "other side". 4 years ago +1
Fabulous. 4 years ago  
As long as you're not a prostitute, you'll be fine. 4 years ago  
Yup. 4 years ago  
Nothing is above ridicule. 4 years ago +5
Big Bang Theory is an awful example of American comedy. Laugh tracks just make everything worse. 4 years ago +2
You could pretty much control people's minds. You'd just make them see whatever you wanted. 4 years ago +2
But you did vote for Tokyo as being more fun. 4 years ago  
They are not human. They are emissaries of the great Squid Beasts of Zarklon-5. 4 years ago +3
Bludgeon her with a squash. 4 years ago +2
Basically have the power to create black holes, so yeah that's cool. 4 years ago  
I've had a sirous problem before. Sirous problems are the worst. 4 years ago  
I mean, if Newton hadn't figured out gravity someone else would have eventually, I mean COME ON. He figured it out by having an apple fall on his head, not exactly deep thinking. 4 years ago +1
I would extend my conscious life by 1/3 by removing my 8 hours of daily unconsciousness. That's a pretty good deal. 4 years ago +1
B would just equal massive deflation. Not really a good thing. 4 years ago +3
I'm not actually a Sasquatch. I'm a chupacabra. 4 years ago +2
Actually, Tigers would be kings of the jungle, since lions live in the savannah, not the jungle. 4 years ago  
You'd get used to each other eventually. Better than going insane. 4 years ago  
Wearing leopard print for the rest of my life hells yes. 4 years ago  
But... North is only north because some mapmaker made it like that a thousand years ago. Flipping it upside wouldn't really change much, as there is no "up" in space. 4 years ago  
Well if there're only "millions of them". We outnumber them greatly! (What with there being 7 billion of us) 4 years ago +3
In the event of an Apocalypse, lack of food would definitely be the greatest danger. See "The Road". Or even the last few episodes of TWD show. Those guys resorted to cannibalism. 4 years ago +1
Actually, he (or at least some later Norse explorer) did set up a colony in North America at "Vinland". He was forced out by the native inhabitants, so it didn't last long. 4 years ago  
According to the theory there was no "first monkey". Monkeys (or rather the common ancestor of modern monkeys and man) evolved from primitive mammals which evolved from mammal-like reptiles which evolved from reptiles-> amphibians-> fish-> basic animal life (sponges) -> single-celled organisms. I suppose the proper question would be "Who created the first cell of life". To which some theories say outer space (although I do believe in a greater power for this part of the theory). 4 years ago  
Not really, on the "good president" front. He couldn't get congress to do anything so he got hardly any useful legislation passed. LBJ passed JFK's civil rights bill. 4 years ago  
Antidisestablismentarianism. 4 years ago  
What's to decide? You'll be saving a life, and unless you believe in the ancient Egyptian afterlife, you won't be needing them. 4 years ago +2
Heading there tomorrow. 4 years ago +1
How about ACTUAL Venice? No? Has to be tacky? Ok... 4 years ago +4
Well I don't think any sane person believes humans evolved from birds. And the theory isn't that we evolved from apes- it's that modern apes and humans have the same common ancestor. But I get what you mean, I just had to nitpick. 4 years ago +1
What if I were to find a loophole to this question? 4 years ago +2
Australia is the ninth circle. Every creature that lives in that barren wasteland has evolved specifically to destroy human life. Even the ones you least expect! See that kangaroo? It'll break your neck with that kick. That cute lil platypus? Venomous foot spike. Surely that koala's harmless, right? Nope- they'll give you chlamydia by peeing on you. 4 years ago +4
I'd be a classy hobo. No sitting on a street corner jingling a can for me- oh no. I'd run around like the hobos of the good ol' days- jumping on trains, building Hoovervilles, the whole nine yards. 4 years ago  
Acupuncture! 4 years ago  
Good comment, but it needs more "U's". Unfortunately, in your excitement, you seem to have forgotten to answer the question. 4 years ago  
Nero's kick would kill you instantly- for he was the greatest athlete OF ALL TIME. 4 years ago  
He was the greatest harp player OF ALL TIME. 4 years ago  
But A would've killed you too. If Germany had won WW2 they would have taken over the world and exterminated all non-aryans. 4 years ago  
Because A would kill you. See the comments for explanation. 4 years ago  
But... medieval Constantinople was so much fun! 4th crusade, man! 5 years ago  
ps, they were the same city 5 years ago  
The 1910s had world wars and global pandemics. Today has internet, jet packs, and bacon flavored ice cream. 5 years ago  
Zebediah Cornelius Vanderwoof. 5 years ago +1
That's a lot of duct tape. 5 years ago  
No, I mean, do the lasers generate as you blink (as in, when you close your eyes, lasers come out) or immediately after your blink (when you open them again). Cause if it's the first choice, then it kind of is just burning through your lids. 5 years ago +1
There are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZmafy_v8g8 of stars. 5 years ago  
If they came out of your eyes when you blinked, wouldn't it just burn through your eyelids? 5 years ago +1
You can find some cool stuff dumpster diving. 5 years ago  
Atlanta really isn't as nice as that picture makes it seem. 5 years ago  
There are ways to entertain yourself on the internet, such as "nnnever.com" and "yourather.com". 5 years ago  
They're so intense. 5 years ago  
If not for death, the world would be an overpopulated anarchy, with billions upon billions of poor, wretched people crawling over their tangled bodies, searching for whatever few resources remain. 5 years ago +1
B would kill you pretty quickly, as alcohol dehydrates. 5 years ago  
Hey, maybe you drown in your bathtub. 5 years ago  
"Would you rather battle in the Hunger games armed with a..." 5 years ago  
Danger Music- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3kworqbeqw&t=47 5 years ago  
Zebediah Quetzavius 5 years ago  
While A can deliver more firepower at once, it has a slower fire rate, fewer shots before reload, and an absurdly long reload time. Imagine having to hand load 18 bullets each time you want to reload. 5 years ago  
How could you shoot yourself in the head five times? 5 years ago  
Have to? I'd love to do either of these. 5 years ago  
Shrek is love. Shrek is life. 5 years ago +7
Living dangerously. 5 years ago  
//www.rrrather.com/view/85232 5 years ago +1
Technically, they're venomous, not poisonous. 5 years ago +2
The Ipod tastes like Apple. 5 years ago +3
It's scientifically proven. Cats have parasites in their poop that make people go crazy- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis 5 years ago +3
Pay attention to the information that will surely be on the test? No? ok... 5 years ago  
oh... during year 7? So I'd be a fugitive from the government? yeah... no. I think I picked the wrong one. 5 years ago  
Here's a map of population distribution- http://media-1.web.britannica.com/eb-media/10/70010-004-AFC7AD58.jpg Apart from the far south, the entire country is wilderness. 5 years ago  
The original's still pretty terrifying- http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/9e/07/59/9e0759943f11c7d5230e4230a917836e.jpg 5 years ago +1
1. It keeps you from being terribly sunburned. 2. It keeps you from being flayed alive by the sandstorms. 3. It keeps your sweat from evaporating, so it sticks to your skin longer and cools you, while minimizing your fluid lose. 5 years ago +4
B are racists. 5 years ago  
Forgot to mention their power move- Koalas can give you chlamydia by urinating on you. 5 years ago +1
Executions often took place on windy days, so the smoke was blown away. Otherwise, yeah, the smoke would kill you, not the fire. 5 years ago  
Also keeps your sweat close to your skin so that it cools you off without evaporating. 5 years ago +2
If the planet in A is Earth, you'd just get kidnapped by the government and experimented on. 5 years ago +2
yum. 5 years ago +2
purgatory 5 years ago +3
Any other choices? Reincarnation? Giant Sasquatch Party in Space? No? ok. 5 years ago +2
No "rather" necessary here. I would just become a walrus, regardless. 5 years ago  
This guy was going to, but it got cancelled on account of avalanche- http://abcnews.go.com/International/man-jump-off-mt-everest-summit-wingsuit/story?id=22396117 5 years ago  
http://www.buzzle.com/img/articleImages/595309-267-2.jpg 5 years ago  
Wait, what other way is there to pronounce it? 5 years ago  
We're not the most obese anymore! Mexico passed us a few months ago! Success! 5 years ago +1
Oh, no, I agree. He was a pretty awful person (trail of tears and whatnot), but he was a total badass. 5 years ago  
But a badass, nonetheless- http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html (I highly disagree with his ranking of only #5) 5 years ago  
Thanks for your contribution. 5 years ago  
The wings are part of your body. You would actually have giant, leathery, wings attached to your arms. 5 years ago  
And zombies. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2246549/ 5 years ago  
Don't you know your own presidents? 5 years ago  
#1828, tho 5 years ago  
I don't think I can emotionally handle any more of your stock photos. 5 years ago  
Please read the description. Thank you. 5 years ago +3
They're rugged survivalists, struggling every day to avoid annihilation by the hordes of savage beasts that roam their homeland. 5 years ago +1
Well, he's the model, but Frederick was the designer. 5 years ago  
These questions are annoying, I've never even heard of the skip button. 5 years ago  
The Huns, at least the ones under Attila (the mongol Huns from, say, Mulan were a completely separate group), were Germanic, so they were very much white. 5 years ago +2
B. would just be really stressful. You'd be constantly thinking about how much time you have left. 5 years ago +1
Thanks! Google "weird stock photos". 5 years ago  
Nope, I'm seeing it as written by you. 5 years ago  
It's shiny. So shiny. 5 years ago +1
Saves paper, not as heavy, cheaper in the long run. 5 years ago  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuOBzWF0Aws 5 years ago  
Looks classy. 5 years ago +2
More than 4% killed each year are found to be innocent. 5 years ago +2
No. 5 years ago  
But... the tanks. I don't think 8,000 soldiers could take down even one tank. How could they? It'd just run them over! 5 years ago +2
Well, to be fair, neither is tanning. 5 years ago +3
If it were to be legal, it'd have to be legal for both men and women (to be fair). At that point, it'd just get super confusing. Can you imagine everyone having 4 wives? You'd have to share each other. It'd be odd. 5 years ago +2
I mean, you'd survive for a few days maybe. But you wouldn't be able to escape. 5 years ago  
I object to goats being lame. I have been to some pretty wild goat parties. 5 years ago +3
Too much sass to handle? 5 years ago  
A painful two mile walk or permanent mutilation with a possibility of death (missing a leg for 15+ minutes = lots of blood loss). I pick A. 5 years ago +2
Technically, there's only One. 5 years ago +1
Wouldn't be a very good guard dog if it's a puppy. 5 years ago  
Roman strength lied in numbers- they worked as a unit, interlocking their shields and whatnot. One-on-one, he'd lose to the Chinese. Also, the Chinese had this- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeating_crossbow. 5 years ago +1
No, Rock Lobster. 5 years ago +1
I jusr wanted to pick A. 5 years ago  
Samurai often used bows to pick off their enemy at long range before getting closer. As the battle of Agincourt shows us, archers beat knights. 5 years ago  
But I just realized, it's inaccurate! Narwhals only have one tooth! Their tusk! 5 years ago  
What, the useless powers series? Hmm... I might just have to. 5 years ago  
Wait, why do you have a pool for your liver? 5 years ago  
A has got to be a joke. 5 years ago +3
FEED THE WORLD WITH CUPCAKES 5 years ago  
I don't think you understand rrrather. 5 years ago +2
It's a dolphin. C'mon. 5 years ago  
I'm travelling back in time to model for the image in A. If you're seeing a model with a white shirt, on a white horse, then I've already succeeded. 5 years ago  
Congratz, you just joined the hipster sub-culture. 5 years ago +6
Some say veal. 5 years ago +2
Well, neither was particularly fun, really. But which was MORE fun? 5 years ago  
I have nothing against Japan, but from the perspective of a citizen of Japan in the 1940s, which event would have created more joy? Key word is "more". 5 years ago  
So, you voted for Nero, right? 5 years ago  
They're just a unit by which to comprehend the human-made creation of math. The universe doesn't needs numbers, it's much more fluid than that. Numbers are just what we have to use to understand the universe, since we're somewhat limited in our understanding of it. 5 years ago  
An alternate phrasing is "which was the least mind-bogglingly horrifying". 5 years ago  
Sass is good. 5 years ago +1
Cathy used one poison (not sure if it's named) to lower her resistance and just get her sick. She then used pain meds to actually kill her, with an overdose. 5 years ago  
He didn't burn his house down, he just did the blood trick. 5 years ago  
Fun fact! Veal is the meat most similar in taste to human flesh! 5 years ago +5
wut is going on 5 years ago  
THEY DIDN'T MAKE ME SAY THAT. I LOVE KOREA. NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA. I AM NOT TYPING THIS AT GUNPOINT. 5 years ago  
Un is much sexier, the ladies love him. 5 years ago +1
I would definitely trust the professional with the medical degree earned after more than a decade of study and experience over the dumb jock. 5 years ago +1
wuuut.... No. Learn some history guys. Hitler was a GREAT leader. He got a country to commit genocide and be happy about it. WW1 left Germany a mess. Hitler promised to fix his country, and fix it he did. He completed all of his campaign promises and made his country great again. His only problem was that he also accomplished some extra things that weren't on the campaign ticket. Namely, genocide and attempted world domination. 5 years ago +2
TRUE KOREA IS JUST AND PEACEFUL.TRUE KOREA HAS NO ENEMIES BUT CAPITALIST WESTERN PIG AMERICA. TRUE KOREA RANKS #2 ON GLOBAL HAPPINESS INDEX. TRUE KOREA IS SUNNY AND RAINBOWS ALL THE TIME ALWAYS. THEY CAN AFFORD TO FEED THEIR CITIZENS ALWAYS. 5 years ago  
North Korea is Best Korea. 5 years ago  
In a world where a single bomb can kill thousands, technology beats numbers any day. 5 years ago  
Just cause John Green 5 years ago  
When the Super-Virus comes to destroy humanity, animal testing will be the only way to save us from extinction. 5 years ago  
That guy really needs to get his arrow wound checked out. It's just sitting there. 5 years ago +7
He was referring to Luke. 5 years ago  
Huh. 5 years ago  
Living forever while still aging would just be awful. I mean, once you get into the 100s, your life is just a living hell, forever. 5 years ago +3
Anything after the first page isn't real anyways. 5 years ago +9
It is futile. The end is inevitable. For with leprechaun you kill, two more will come to fill its place. An endless tide of green, come to erase all traces of humanity from the annals of history. This world will fall to the orange peril, and be replaced with a world of lucky charms and buckled shoes. 5 years ago +1
Oh, Australia... 5 years ago  
If you keep it in an airtight container, it'll last a long time. 5 years ago  
You're right, corn is gross. 5 years ago  
Did you know that DHMO is the most prevalent chemical in acid rain? 5 years ago  
I chose A jokingly, and was pleasantly surprised by the result. 5 years ago  
I apologize profusely for not counting the teeth on the image of the chupacabra. The Jersey Devil, however, is indeed a weird dragon-horse. I've found just as many sources calling it "horse-headed" as "goat-headed" (http://americanfolklore.net/folklore/2010/07/birth_of_the_jersey_devil.html). 5 years ago  
That's the worst thing about Australia, the animals come to you under the guise of peace when- WHAM that cute lil Platypus/Koala/Joey just takes you out. 5 years ago  
The chins will rule supreme. 5 years ago  
This amuses me. 5 years ago  
"Memorize ALL OF pi" 5 years ago  
No, you would literally go insane and die a horrible death of mental agony. It's impossible to memorize all of pi, as it is infinite. Your life would be a living hell of memorization. 5 years ago  
You could use A to basically accomplish B. While you wouldn't be able to possess them, you could pretty much mind control them by giving them suggestions and making them believe that your thoughts were their thoughts (inception-style). 5 years ago  
I can't imagine A would be much different from being a regular pilot. 5 years ago  
You clearly don't understand rrrather. 5 years ago  
All cephalopods (except maybe the nautilus) have camo. 5 years ago  
Don't you mean, your family will be cantalouped? 5 years ago  
GLORIOUS CHAIRMAN MEOW! 5 years ago  
Swans are mean. 5 years ago  
I mean, I'd be part of the Confederacy, so... yikes. 5 years ago  
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