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The_Armored_Kitten (user #51,849) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on August 31st, 2015 (1,503 days ago)

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Would you rather Set your hair on fire for 30 seconds or Eat a whole cup of a mixture of wasabi and Sriracha 4 years ago 123 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather steal: A rottweiler's bone or Erza'a cake 4 years ago 109 votes 12 comments 0 likes

The_Armored_Kitten has posted the following comments:

If he was real, you would've been able to pick pokemon with no issues, but you didn't. Learn some better logic. 4 years ago  
For a sore throat, you can just eat marshmallows. It's what they were originally invented for. 4 years ago  
Why should I care, this the internet. 4 years ago  
But their OS is product exclusice. 4 years ago  
I rigged the cake to explode. 4 years ago  
Beach Picnic 4 years ago  
Dafuq do you do with 10 priuses? 4 years ago  
Sleep is too awesome. 4 years ago  
Immortality and invulnerability are extremely different. Being immortal doesn't mean you can't be killed, it means you won't die of old age. 4 years ago  
A woman my height would be awesome. 4 years ago  
Ignorance is annoying. 4 years ago  
Sympathy, morphine, and lounging around all day. Remind what's so bad about that. 4 years ago  
It's only the box your giving up. A tv is just a giant version of a computer monitor, which means i can just plug my computer into the TV and stream Netflix, Hulu, or some other internet video service. 4 years ago  
You do realize that almost all species on earth have members that exhibit homosexual behaviors. 4 years ago  
What's sexy about bones and cancer? 4 years ago  
It doesn't say how. Maybe i spent it. 4 years ago  
Keep your bigotry to yourself. It's that elitist bullsh*t that starts wars. 4 years ago  
I know people that are both. 4 years ago  
All the more reason to invent NerveGear 4 years ago  
How do i craft an outside? 4 years ago +1
If i can kick it more than 15 feet, it's not a dog, it's just a barking football. 4 years ago  
Why are there no viruses for mac?: because mac users don't have any files worth taking. 4 years ago  
The fact that you know everything means you'd know how to suppress the knowledge you didn't want. You could then do whatever you want without going insane from knowing everything in existence. 4 years ago  
Getting away with it doesn't mean nobody knows, just that nobody stopped you. 4 years ago  
Take a 6 shot gun, put one bullet in. Spin the chamber so you don't know where it is, put the gun to your head, and pull the trigger. If you live, you won, if you lost, lets just say the janitor is gonna need a bigger bucket. 4 years ago  
I NEED BOTH! 4 years ago  
I sea what you did there 4 years ago  
You know you've won when your opponent resorts to such a desperate and childish tactic. If you want to offend me then you'll have to do far better than that. 4 years ago  
She's a character from the show Fairy Tail and has been known to violently annihilate anyone that gets between her and her cake. 4 years ago  
A large number aren't inherently toxic. If you go somewhere like McDonalds for them, you'd probably be better off drinking ether but the FDA actually has banned a significant number of toxins (though not nearly as many as should be). Although, are we seriously having an argument about the toxicity of milkshakes over the internet on a humor website? 4 years ago  
You're simply not reading it right 4 years ago  
It's not really racism but it's still wrong. 4 years ago  
There's a dragonfish and two tortoises in my bio class but we never really get to see them so i don't think they count 4 years ago  
If we both suck, at least we don't know it. 4 years ago  
Cribbage is technically both but the board is just to keep score so I say it's cards. 4 years ago  
While I lean towards A, i can't click it because there are times when people need something to bring them together, but at the same time many religions practice hatred and bigotry which is just awful 4 years ago  
Depends on where you buy it 4 years ago  
It's not really them but still, why would you want to? 4 years ago  
Been too long since seeing either to judge 4 years ago  
Is there a "screw both choices" button? 4 years ago +1
Difficult question is difficult 4 years ago  
Obviousness level is over 9000 4 years ago  
ever heard of sarcasm? 4 years ago  
Yeah and how about we legalize forcefully injecting it into children while we're at it 4 years ago  
Knowledge is more than just the application. If everyone just learned to fill a job, we would have no innovators, no thinkers, no creatives, just a mindless mass following the meaningless needs of the meaningless masses. 4 years ago  
Bruh 4 years ago  
Hmm, be a proper mythical dwarf, or a proper mythical giant. I choose........... Elf. 4 years ago  
WOOOOH! 4 years ago +1
Bruh 4 years ago  
dafuq 4 years ago  
No more Hammurabi, sh*t ain't right 4 years ago  
If there is no point to life, what's to stop us from making our own reason for living? 4 years ago  
Biased question is biased 4 years ago  
Who cares? super speed + martial arts = super hero 4 years ago +1
"On your resume it says you took a bullet for a random internet user?" 4 years ago  
Suck my tank of cracked out super-mecha-laser sharks, guided tesla coils, large pit of mashy spike things (complete with automated giant sweepy thing for pushing people into the pit.) and Russian super machine guns (there was a Russian machine gun that could fire more than 10,000 rounds per minute, it produced so much recoil it actually caused the plane it was mounted on to stall) you frickin vandals! you'll never get to my basement full of gold! 4 years ago  
Is there an i don't care button? 4 years ago  
Dafuq is with those pics 4 years ago +2
with money you can buy the means to find your happiness 4 years ago  
Infinite money = infinite taxes, chew on that. 4 years ago  
Screw country 4 years ago +2
never growing old means never dying of old age. You don't need to finish highschool to at least afford food, so play the long con and slowly horde millions over centuries. 4 years ago  
the closet game makes no sense, why the hell would you want a closet demon if he won't even help you with your homework or give you superpowers or unique knowledge or something! Seriously, all you succeeded in doing is setting yourself a deathtrap you'll probably forget about and die. 4 years ago +1
Do you have any idea how many anime's there are where the grey haired guy kicks ass! 4 years ago +1
F2P is best. 4 years ago  
LINDSEY FTW! 4 years ago  
Murder him 4 years ago  
Take aspirin or LSD 4 years ago  
Fairy Tail, RWBY, SAO, Attack on titan, Seto No Hanayome, Gargantia on verdurous planet. There are honestly so many i can't fit it in this text in a reasonable time. 4 years ago  
Anybody want to play tf2 attack/defend? 4 years ago  
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