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Joined on February 2nd, 2016 (1,294 days ago)

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Votes: 25,258

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Retired university researcher and instructor now in private practice. I work for a global, privately-held German firm that supports many household name brands. Analyzing the questions, responses, and comments on rrrather.com provides valuable business intelligence for our clients. I travel the US and around the world speaking to industry groups, business schools (usually MBA programmes), and guest-lecturing at various universities. I will be working on authoring books #3 (on business intelligence) and #4 (leadership) for the rest of 2017 and 2018. I have seen the good, the bad, and the ugly in my lifetime. I try not to judge others even though I do have my own informed opinions. Many of my questions are drawn from news or real-life. I have one pet peeve: It is when know-it-all punks make blatant assertions without any facts or backing. The absolutely galling thing is they think they are being attacked if you disagree with their one-dimensioned beliefs or press them to actually prove their outrageous assertions. In the real world, those fast-talking sophists get chewed up and spit out. Real. Fast. A word of wisdom: do not come empty-handed to a gunfight! I enjoyed a recent sea cruise and am looking forward to more food and drink-inclusive cruises in the near future!


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Which Star Wars movie chararacter you would rather bitch slap? HARD? Jar Jar Binks (Star Wars Prequels) or Anakin Skywalker From The Star Wars Prequels 2 years ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Are you impressed that the world record for masturbating is 9 hours and 58 minutes? Yes! Better than "two pump chump!" or Naw, I can go much longer! 2 years ago 55 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Fanboys of rrrather: Which animal should be the base of the next Marvel/DC superhero? The Wren (small bird grows immensely and kicks major ass) or The Giant Squid (squirts poison to kill enemies) 2 years ago 64 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Fanboys of rrrather: Which animal should be the base of the next Marvel/DC superhero? The Weasel or The Skunk 2 years ago 57 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better weapon to show your enemies who's the boss? Nuclear weapons or Neutron bombs 2 years ago 97 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Tougher "Tough Guy?" Steven Seagal or Sylvester Stallone (shown as Judge Dredd - 1995) 2 years ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Comfort food mania! Preference? Pizza! or Tacos! 2 years ago 127 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Seen while waiting to pick-up my grandkids at school: SNAFU: Some super genius turned incorrectly while driving around the pick-up circle. Bad driver? or It's okay. This happens all the time! 2 years ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You are STARVING. Upon entering a "fast food" joint, you see a long line. What do you do? Get in line with all the other lemmings. or I'm OUTTA here! 2 years ago 88 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Christmas is only 10 months away! Should I take advantage of this big sale? Buy one, get the next at 50% off! Trojan's most POWERFUL vibrator! I am thinking of buying ten for my close friends! or Are you CRAZY? Mr. Squirrel says: "Are you NUTS?" 2 years ago 62 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Is this a sick joke to disabled, one handed diners? McDonald's won't cut the burger in half unlike Five Guys. Bollocks! or Just switch to chicken nuggets, super genius! 2 years ago 61 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Newly discovered papers reveal Winston Churchill predicted contact with the Space Aliens! I knew it! It would only be a matter of time! or What do you mean? The Space aliens came, they saw, and they left totally UNIMPRESSED. 2 years ago 54 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Is this true? "Spanking is a one-handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent ass" or Hummmmm. I dunno! 2 years ago 75 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer your beef: UFO-free? or WHAT? Ground-in space aliens just means extra protein! 2 years ago 73 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Seen at yesterday's "hump day" office potluck. Would you prefer to eat for lunch: Do it yourself poke bowls (marinaded tuna sashimi) or Tripe stew 2 years ago 50 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Where do you look while walking? You ALWAYS look downwards while walking to: 1) Avoid stepping in dog poop. 2) Snag money you spot. or At the sky in case some birdy poops in my eye! 2 years ago 83 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What is the correct answer? My 11-year old grandson points to a Resident Evil poster at the theater and asks: "Gramps, why does she have a blue glowing pee-pee?" I had NO intelligent answer. or Hummm.... I dunno either! 2 years ago 59 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you invoke the "three second rule" and eat this? This shrimp har gow (shrimp dumpling) which fell on the floor of a Chinese dim sum restaurant. or Are you freakin' kidding? No way I am eating that! That floor could be dirty! 2 years ago 51 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Funnier public message? This Michelle Bachman billboard or This graffiti in a Spanish language country 2 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Music affectionados of rrrather: Which Smelvis album is better? Smelvis at the Olive Garden featuring "You Ate Nothin' But A Hot Dog"... or Smelvis the stinky skunk 2 years ago 40 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Seen on the way to the office this morning: Is a being an Air Force Chief Master sergeant (E-9) in a previous generation Hyundai Sonata something to brag about? Sure! This Sonata is the higher-end LX trim model! or A PoS Hyundai? WTF is this s#it? 2 years ago 70 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which is more "wrong"? This super hideous hallway carpeting from my room to the elevator in my Honolulu hotel or Going to your favorite restaurant bar only to be served an upcharged dirty martini (Grey Goose) in a tumbler instead of a traditional chilled martini glass. 2 years ago 97 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which falls into the "uuuuh, okay" category better? This scarf label: "Don't wrap around your neck too tight or you might stop breathing". or TV news: "Man arrested for breaking into homes and tickling buttholes". 2 years ago 128 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which provides more comfort? This chocolate cake my granddaughter baked and decorated or This Peking Duck dish (also the rest of the duck meat is stir-fried with veggies for you to take home) 2 years ago 120 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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More suspect? (makes you wonder more)... Seen in gym in San Francisco: "Hair dryers for hair on head only" (hummm...makes you wonder)... or Seen in a parking lot in New York City area: Homemade rearward side mirror 2 years ago 105 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is more true? There's nothing stronger than love...Except an M32 rotary grenade launcher...Because f-you and every one near you. or Bumpersticker seen in San Francisco - Caution: Asian Driver 2 years ago 106 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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You want to celebrate BIG. How do you celebrate? Drink this 1991 Veuve Clicquot Gold label vintage reserve champagne or Eat tacos! (sorry for lousy rrrather.com cropping) 2 years ago 95 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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When celebrating something big, do you: Break it down at the club? or Treat yourself to something special 2 years ago 135 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this picture funny? Absolutely! A leg slapper! or What?! That's not funny! 2 years ago 81 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Deluxe vegetarian entrees Tempeh "steaks" or Eggplant Parmesan 2 years ago 58 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: More enlightened space alien policy? Leader: Trump: Blast all aliens! They are all killers and rapists! or Challenger: Welcome space aliens! Drive-thru service! 2 years ago 77 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: luxury jeweler Leader: Tiffany (USA) or Challenger: Cartier (France) 2 years ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Laptop computers Leader: Dell (Dell 15 inch XPS shown) or Challenger: HP (HP EliteBook shown) 2 years ago 62 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Toilet clog dissolver Leader: Drano Max Gel or Challenger: Liquid Plumr 2 years ago 46 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: High-end cuts of beef Rib-eye (sorry about the rrrather cropping job) or filet mignon (from tenderloin cut) 2 years ago 75 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Mid-tier cuts of beef New York Strip (14.99/lb.) or Blade steak ($2.99/lb.) 2 years ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Ultra-trendy foods for die-hard hipster douchebags Quinoa or Kale 2 years ago 59 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Luxury bottled carbonated water Leader: Perrier (France) or Challenger: San Pellegrino (Italy) 2 years ago 59 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Market leader! Segment: Starch Leader: Fried potato sticks (fries, chips, crisps, frites) or Challenger: Mashed potatoes 2 years ago 91 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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It's BACK! Market leader! Segment: Fruit juices Leader: Orange juice or Challenger: Apple juice 2 years ago 90 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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It's BACK! Market leader! Segment: Central air conditioning systems Leader: Lennox or Challenger: Bryant 2 years ago 48 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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It's BACK! Market leader! Segment: Ultra-luxury automobiles Leader: Rolls-Royce or Challenger: Bentley 2 years ago 64 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is lobster mac 'n cheese an acceptable alternative Thanksgiving side dish? Sure! What do those traditionalist FOOLS know? or That is blasphemy! How about roasted squid instead of cranberry jelly? 2 years ago 100 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you stroke your throat/neck fat while thinking? Of course! Everyone does it! or WHAT?! You must be freakin' NUTS! 2 years ago 98 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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You want to affect social change. Better to be a: Republican HATER or Right-wing Nazi 2 years ago 57 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Is stabbing your BF justified in retaliation for farting in your face? Sure! The bastard got what was coming to him! or No 2 years ago 69 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You want to affect social change. Better to be a: Limousine liberal (aka "credit card liberal") or Social Justice Warrior (SJW) 2 years ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Is leftover KFC still "Finger Lickin' Good"? Power Breakfast! The Breakfast of CHAMPIONS! or WHAT? That's for lunch or dinner! 2 years ago 79 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Would you do this!? Yes! The world needs to witness the EPIC "Bruno the Thunderlog" returning for a guest appearance! or WTF? Are you mad? No one cares about that shlt!! (pun intended) 2 years ago 31 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this an understandable situation? Yes! Animals do not move when sleeping! or WTF? How did you not think they were sleeping? Idiots! 2 years ago 31 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Happy Halloween! Does this picture capture the Halloween spirit? Yes, I also want the beer! or WTF? How about some bats? 2 years ago 44 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Fashionistas of rrrather: Is a vinyl roof on a Toyota Avalon a smart move? Yes! This is my neighbor's car. He is 75. He thinks he "Has a bitchin' ride" or Uhhh.. Whatever you say... I guess... 2 years ago 28 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Fashionistas of rrrather: Is a vinyl roof on a Ford Tempo a classy move? Yes! I am ready to wow 'em at my high school reunion! This says "class"! or I don't know about that... 2 years ago 27 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this a Super Genius strategy?? Yes, and kiss your ASS goodbye! or What? Some brilliant MBA actually put that there? 2 years ago 28 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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If you were a goose, would you enjoy a free ride? Yes! I want to ride the GRAVY TRAIN whenever possible! or What? I would be flapping my wings! That's freakin' NUTS! 2 years ago 27 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this a serious problem?? Yes! Real diamonds scratch anything put up to your ear! or WTF? How did you not know that? Do you have "room temperature I.Q."? 2 years ago 33 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: If this happened to you, is your lunch ruined? Yes! "My wife used the end piece of bread for my sandwich. Lunch is ruined" or No. Are you kidding? That's FOOD! Why light money ON FIRE? 2 years ago 37 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this sign funny? Yes! Very funny! or No...That's not nice! 2 years ago 39 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Lunch in Honolulu: Is this sashimi lunch a good deal for only US$12? Yes! A strong value! or WHAT?! A cheeseburger at McDonald's is only US$1.00!!! 2 years ago 83 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is more USELESS during a deer cull? Bulletproof deer helmet or Bulletproof vest 2 years ago 96 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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WORSE sounding city-name? Douchebag City or Scumbag City 2 years ago 71 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Is the Fiat-based Jeep Renegade 2016-17's "clown car"? Yup! What sort of sick joke is this? The Fiat 500 or the wimpy "Smart Car" looks tougher! or No, It's a serious off roader. I'm trading in my Toyota FJ! 4X4! 2 years ago 46 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Seen on the way to the office this morning: Is a 1.5 Litre Turbo engine something to brag about? Sure! Beats the two legged transportation program! or WHAT? Are you NUTS? Mr. Squirrel says: "That engine is WEAK SAUCE!" 2 years ago 57 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Coincidence? Osama bin Laden similar to "Duck Dynasty" or No! Are you serious, Owl? 3 years ago 90 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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More accurate sign of a douchebag? [2] Does the G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip punch dance or Wears douchy t-shirts with douchy messages/graphics all the time 3 years ago 78 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More accurate sign of a douchebag? [1] Posing tough with money and guns or 4 polo shirt collars propped up 3 years ago 99 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Squid MANIA! Would you eat sauteed squid for dinner? Yes! I need to broaden my seafood horizon! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "Squid is like the slugs of the sea"! Accccckkkk! 3 years ago 71 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Frog leg MANIA! My local VFW lodge is holding a giant "frog leg festival". Would you eat frog legs for dinner? Yes! Gourmet! My favorite! Chicken is soooooo overrated... or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "Are you FREAKIN' nuts, mate?" Only steak and lobster (or acorns) for me! 3 years ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED appetizer? Fried lobster won tons or Fresh salmon sashimi 3 years ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat for dinner? Hibachi chicken dinner in a Chinese restaurant or Steak bento box 3 years ago 74 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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My favorite Mexican restaurant has TONS of these wall decorations up on the walls. Does this wall decoration make the restaurant feel more authentic? Yes! It even features a Mexican flag! This says "class"! Ole! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "Are you FREAKIN' nuts?! That's beyond cheesy! 3 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which sign is funnier? [2] EAT HERE OR WE'LL BOTH STARVE / $1 Tacos Thurs. nite or LEGALIZE POT / OUR MENU IS FOR STONERS 3 years ago 91 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which sign is funnier? [1] BLOW US VIDEO or NASTY BUFFET 3 years ago 84 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which sign is more USELESS? Quit stealing our letters... or Free Tacos Yesterday 3 years ago 103 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is this true? Smart has the brains, but stupid has the balls. or Hummmmm....I dunno...let me think... 3 years ago 96 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More frightening? One-and-a-half width heavy duty (up to 400 pounds) office chairs or Office chair with one seat for each buttock (rated up to 450 pounds) 3 years ago 63 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Breaking news: "Cancer Now Leading Killer in 12 European Nations". Surprised? Yes! I thought that miracle "Euro-Diet" advertised in the US on late-light TV prevented Cancer! or What?! No! Them Europeans eat like us Americans! We are doomed! 3 years ago 42 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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NUT mania! [11] Do you like pine nuts? (last in the series...) Yes! Great in salads! I feel like a hipster douchebag already! or No! No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" Every trendy ass clown at Owl's country club restaurant puts pine nuts on their douchy salads! 3 years ago 51 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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NUT mania! [10] Do you like macademia nuts? Yes! The luxury nut! I feel like I'm enjoying Hawaii already! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" Mac nuts are too fatty anyways! 3 years ago 53 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [9] Do you like pecan nuts? Yes! Especially candied pecan nuts in pecan pie! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 54 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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NUT mania! [8] Do you like Brazil nuts? Yes! More nut for the buck! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 53 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [7] Do you like hazel nuts? Yes, it is an underrated nut... or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Space Alien mischief! Are the Aliens Trying to Extinguish an Entire Star? Yes! Those damn space aliens are obviously up to no good! or No. Space aliens came, they saw, they left unimpressed. No intelligent life on Planet Earth... 3 years ago 53 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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NUT mania! [6] Do you like pistachio nuts? Yes! They are the choice for rich buggers! I also love pistachio ice cream! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 64 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [5] Do you like maggot nuts? Yes! The worm = extra protein! Tasty! Juicy! Premium! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 64 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [4] Do you like coconuts? Yes! I even drink coconut water, the hipster douchebag PowerDrink of choice! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 55 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [3] Do you like peanuts? Yes, very tasty! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 63 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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NUT mania! [2] Do you like almonds? Yes! Great snack on the golf course! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 63 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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NUT mania! [1] Do you like cashews? Yes! Tasty, filling, and nutritious! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: "I prefer ACORNS!" "Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!" 3 years ago 64 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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When using toilet paper in the restroom, which technique do you employ?: fold or crumple 3 years ago 118 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Are you affected by the global coimputer outage at Delta Air Lines? Yes, my travel plans are affected... or Nope. It's business as usual for me. 3 years ago 73 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear an ascot tie or wear a bow tie 3 years ago 93 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you plan to vacation overseas in the coming year? (2017) Yes! I'm gonna party like it's 1999.. or Naw! I'm staying put right here... 3 years ago 85 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you wear an adhesive pad in your buttocks to absorb anal leakage? Sure! I do not want to shit my underwear! or No! Mr Squirrel says: "That's CRAZY talk!" "I can control any fecal incontinence!" "Like a VISE!" Anyway, "I'm freakin' nuts! 3 years ago 68 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Is this true? [3] Haters secretly wish to be you or No. Haters think that they are the greatest 3 years ago 84 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Has an inappropriate screensaver ever popped up during an important Powerpoint presentation? Sadly, yes... the result was not pretty... or Nope. Have not had the pleasure... 3 years ago 96 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is this true? [2] She says: "I only need to go to ONE store - wanna come? / IT'S A TRAP! or YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 3 years ago 86 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is this true? [1] Absolutely! GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF SHE'S PRETTY / IT'S A TRAP! or No - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 3 years ago 82 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Is this air conditioning fan switch hack ingenius? Yes! Does the job for a lot less than a factory replacement switch! or No! Are you kidding me? That is lame! 3 years ago 78 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Are you shocked? No! Smart cars are not meant to go against deer! or Really? I am so freakin' shocked! 3 years ago 72 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better automotive hack? This classic Lincoln with generator-powered air conditioning or This awesome Geo Metro with add-on trunk 3 years ago 56 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Should this be added to the rrrather pokemon tournament? Yes! Perfect! or What? That's CRAZY talk! Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 69 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you join a global organization dedicated to stopping animal nudity? Yes! I am totally against naked animals! or WHAT? Mr. Squirrel says: "That's CRAZY talk"! Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate! 3 years ago 64 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which of these signs has a better combo? Ninjas and pirates and lasers and shit or DONUTS-GUNS-DAY SCHOOL 3 years ago 131 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER church sign? GOD DOES NOT MAKE MISTEAKS [sic] ("should be mistakes") or THE CLASS ON PROPHECY HAS BEEN CANCELED DUE TO UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES 3 years ago 46 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which sign is more RACIST? NOW HIRING / MUST BE MEXICAN / Say what? or WICKED WOK / CHINESE RESTAURANT / NO! WE NO SEE CAT OF YOURS / NO MORE ASK PLEASE 3 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this sign funny? Yes! Hysterical! or No! I take my coffee seriously! Mr Squirrel: "Help me pull this stick from my backside" I'm FREAKIN' nuts, mate!! 3 years ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER road sign? [4] SHCOOL [sic] ahead. (Should be "School") or We celebrate remarkable women on the Riva Spatz Women's Wall of Honour. Join us. (all 3 pictured people are MEN). 3 years ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you eat here? Sure! A shirtless sandwich maker in a Subway does not bother me or No Way! Mr. Squirrel says: You would have to be freakin' NUTS to eat there, mate! 3 years ago 68 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Is the backstory clear? Yup! Got it! Wedding Dress: $50.00. Worn once by mistake or What? 3 years ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which sign/label is more messed-up? Grab Me Now! Cock 500 ML / Cock Zero / Cock Light or HEINZ: Instructions: Put on food 3 years ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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WORSE sign? [2] Police car hiding right here or Drunken people crossing 3 years ago 70 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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WORSE sign? Slip and fall down carefully! or Fuck Vegetables 3 years ago 71 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER road sign? [3] My boss told me to change the stupid sign so I did or Thank you for driving carefully through the village 3 years ago 68 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Great intellects of rrrather: Is this sign's meaning clear? Of course! I know EVERYTHING! or Hummm, I dunno.... 3 years ago 68 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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MORE clueless? The author of this letter to editor: To all you hunters who kill animals for food, shame on you; you ought to go to the store and buy the meat that was made there, where no animals were harmed. or Creator of this sign: REWARD For information leading to the arrest & conviction of...theft, vandalism, dumping or stupid people 3 years ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER church sign? IF YOU DON'T LOVE GOD / GO TO HELL or Staying in bed shouting, Oh God! / Does not constitute going to church 3 years ago 73 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER road sign? [2] Please...NEUTER YOU PETS and weird friends & relatives or Small penis? CORVETTE 3 years ago 75 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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FUNNIER road sign? [1] Billboard: Speeding. What's your excuse? Graffiti: Helping you bastards pay for donuts or It's all about the bitches. / American Kennel Club 3 years ago 74 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Funnier highway sign? [2] "Some Asshole Talking on His Cell Phone Got Creamed" or "Nazi Zombies! Run!!!" 3 years ago 96 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED children's book? [6] "GOODNIGHT NANNY-CAM" or "My First Little Boob Job" 3 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED children's book? [5] "The Very HUNGOVER Caterpillar" or "Mommy, Why is There a Porn Server in the House? / Helping Your Child Understand the Amateur Adult Film Industry" 3 years ago 81 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED children's book? [4] "The Big Book of Drownings" or "COOL SHIT YOU CAN MAKE OUT OF FELT / But you can't 'cuz you're in prison and they won't let you use scissors" 3 years ago 76 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED book/CD-ROM set? [3] "Go the F*ck to Sleep" (read by Samuel L. Jackson) or "English, MF'er! HOW TO SPEAK IT! Audio by Samuel L. Jackson 3 years ago 82 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED children's book? [2] DADDY Hopes He Has Enough Rope In The Trunk or My First Trip to Thailand 3 years ago 81 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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PREFERRED children's book? [1] Oh Christ, THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN or "My FOOT in your ass / Dr. Seuss's Wacky Book of Ass Whoopin's" 3 years ago 202 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Funnier highway sign? "In case of flood, climb to safety" or "Lodging next right / State Prison" 3 years ago 68 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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BETTER school mascot? The Mighty Wrens or The Fighting Earthworms 3 years ago 48 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Would you order this dish in a restaurant? Yes! "Fuck the duck until exploded" is my favorite! or No way! Cashew Chicken for me! I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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More worrisome? This hospital directory listing: Cunt Examination Room or News: Woman Filled Her Vagina With Poison To Try To Kill Her Husband When He Went Down On Her 3 years ago 63 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which sign is more USELESS? Fire is hot or Touching wires causes instant death: $200 fine 3 years ago 73 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Views "on the road": Which is more idiotic? When Two Idiots Meet or This clear road sign 3 years ago 63 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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PREFERRED campaign slogan? ELIZABETH2016: Make America Great Britain again! or Ban Pre-Shredded Cheese: Make America GRATE Again 3 years ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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BIGGER Oooops? This messed-up tattoo: Here in my Haert [sic]. Should be: "Heart" or Phone dropped into water-filled camping chair 3 years ago 65 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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What would you do? Sign: Your teen comes home and you smell MARIJUANA. Now what? You: Talk to your teen about pot being a "gateway" drug... or Smoke more weed! 3 years ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What takes more GUTS? Wearing this gutsy T-shirt: " BIG BOOBED AND TATTOOED" or Calling emergency 911 over missing beer so many times that you get arrested! 3 years ago 61 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you pay extra for a Premium Economy seat on an airline? Yes! I like to stretch out! Drink, please! or Naw! I do not think it's worth the extra money! I'll pocket the dough and just stick me in the baggage hold! Anyways, I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 64 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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BIGGER "snake" move? This seal snagging this guy's fish or What's left of this stolen bike 3 years ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Bigger headscratcher? Two cars trying to enter one toll lane simultaneously or This awful haircut formed by a bowl set 3 years ago 55 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you date/marry someone who DID NOT know how to drive a manual-shift vehicle? Sure - I would get a Tip-tronic or automatic transmission car! or Nope! Knowing how to drive a manual-shift transmission is as essential as knowing how to wipe in the UP direction! Anyways, those dimwits are FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you prefer your food: Spicy or Bland 3 years ago 68 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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BIGGER idiot move? Throwing solid frozen turkey into boiling oil or Liberally smearing Ben-Gay analgesic heat creme all over your genitals. Spicy! 3 years ago 56 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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BIGGER oversight? Reading " I LOVE DICK" in a crowded subway car for all to see or Mistaking Nair (hair removal creme) for shampoo. Ooops! 3 years ago 87 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Is this a good way of saying "bugger off"? Write "FUCK YOU" on your roll of chin fat or Naw! That's CRAZY talk! I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 73 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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MORE in need of spelling lessons? "Congratulations on your weeding [sic] (Should be "wedding") or :Happy Briday [sic] (Should be "birthday") 3 years ago 83 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Bigger epic WIN? Beerbulance (mobile beer delivery service) or Cooled toilet paper in restaurant 3 years ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better drink for tough-guy wannabes?? Schnapps (any) or Jagermeister (German digestif made with 56 herbs and spices) 3 years ago 53 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Hottest Olympic sport? Curling or Badminton 3 years ago 98 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would seeing this wedding cake make you LESS optimistic about the newlywed's chances? Until Death Do Us Part or Naw. I am sure they will sort things out. Besides, I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 70 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Missing the point? Sexual Harassment or Super Bowel Go Go Go (that must be a lot of shit!) 3 years ago 76 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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In need of spelling lessons more? Thank [sic] you or Merry [sic] Christmos [sic] 3 years ago 70 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Does this come to mind when dealing with especially stupid or clueless people? Yes! Occurs several times per day! or Nah! Everyone is "special" in their own way. You need to practice ESP! I'm FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 55 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More embarassing? Using a baguette of french bread to curl your hair or Your underwear falls under your abdomen fat roll as you are shoved aside in a street fight... 3 years ago 78 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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More condescending cake? [14] At least you're pretty or Congratulations - As small as possible... 3 years ago 65 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better cake [13] Underwear cake or We Suck, Sorry cake 3 years ago 82 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [12] Olympic rings spelled out instead of five interlocking rings cake or This split wedding cake 3 years ago 75 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [11] Congratulations Ryan...finally We're Proud of You or Happy Birthday Chubby 3 years ago 80 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [10] UK Brexit cake? or This awesome Dory/Nemo-themed cake (I think this looks like a red sea buoy on a giant turd!) 3 years ago 71 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which cake nailed it? [9] The EPIC cake series continues! Elmo cake? or Superhero cake? 3 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch on television Master Debaters With Jay Mohr or Caillou - gives the politically correct lemmings raging e-boners! 3 years ago 41 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better children's television show? Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (1967) or The Wiggles (Australian group formed in 1991) 3 years ago 45 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which of these was generated by uptight "hater"-types? Charging your cellphone in a Winston-Salem (NC) bus station will get you charged with Larceny [haters!] or Uptight, "Hater"-types constantly pestering us about "poop posture" on leading medical websites... 3 years ago 33 votes 0 comments 0 likes
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Which Nike motivationbal message is better? This shirt or Internet image 3 years ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [8] SLUT or Don't forget to wear underwear 3 years ago 69 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [7] Farewell & you owe us $32.32 or Sorry I hit you in the junk so hard :( 3 years ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [6] Sorry I got semen in your eye or Sorry I set you on FIRE 3 years ago 64 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [5] (This epic series continues!) Sex cake or Sorry I gave you crabs 3 years ago 52 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [4] I'm sorry I projectile vomited all over your apartment and cat or You're old and have a small penis! 3 years ago 68 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [3] Pac Man themed cake or Death is closer than ever 3 years ago 76 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better cake? [2] Sorry About the Herpes or Congrats on your teen pregnancy 3 years ago 66 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which picture gets the point across better? Happy Turkey Genocide Day [AKA Happy Thanksgiving Day] or I'm afraid I have some bad news. You have a terminal case of Rectal-Cranial Inversion [AKA head shoved up ass] 3 years ago 57 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Better bingo? SJW buzzword bingo [misogyny, racism, policing, and victim blaming are my favorites]... or Political correct aka Check your privilege bingo 3 years ago 50 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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More despised? [2] Social Justice Warriors? or Trendy hipster douchebags? 3 years ago 62 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is better? Original roommate note or reply? Original note: Stop leaving the butter out. or Reply: they wouldn't have been able to eat butter in 12th century Scandinavia if it were fragile to spoil overnight [dumbshit]... 3 years ago 53 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Bigger HATER move? This note about throwing bags of dog shit into courtyard and THREATENING to go to management... or Complaining about a librarian in the library... 3 years ago 36 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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More despised? [1] PC eco-weenies or Hipster Douchebags 3 years ago 50 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Better "head up ass" graphic? [2] 3 legged race to hospital or Yoda: Your head up your ass you must have 3 years ago 49 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better "head up ass" graphic? [1] Classic head up ass picture or My female analysts' favorite: foot down now instead of up in your ass later. 3 years ago 57 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More profound words of wisdom? Love Jesus? To Meet Him Now, Text While Driving! or From a dollar store package: IF YOU SACRIFICE OTHERS FOR YOURSELF, YOU WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. 3 years ago 46 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Better call-out of criminal? Who Stole my Sandwich? Sandwich thief!!! or Pumpkin Vandal 3 years ago 37 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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BETTER way to dry yourself after braking a shower? Towel or Air Dry 3 years ago 40 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Better evidence the neighborhood is going downhill? OLD LADY: If I Catch You In The Act of Putting Your Dogs Crap in Our Cans, I Will Cut Off Your Head And Bolt It To The Hood Of My Car. or Note on car: Thanks for parking across the path. It gives me the chance to be a movie star & slide across your hood now & then. Try it, it's awesome! 3 years ago 33 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you attend a Fly's Fishing Clinic - Fly's fishing basics taught by Fly, for Flies... or What? No! Mr. Squirrel says: Are you FREAKIN' nuts? That's CRAZY talk! 3 years ago 25 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather attend: Women's Fly Fishing Clinic - taught by women, for women... or Men's Fly Fishing Clinic - Fly Fishing taught by men, way better than that other one (arrow points to Women's Clinic) 3 years ago 23 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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More repressed angst? Bob's urine in a gallon plastic jug or Displaying garden gnome firing assault weapon ['Murica!] 3 years ago 30 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be Cinderella, get drunk and lose shoes [and shit] or Be the neighborhood drunk ho, get drunk, leave your shoes in front of your house, and vomit all over the street in front of your house..[classy!] 3 years ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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BETTER use of profanity? Do Not Throw Rubbish Here Fucker!!! or STAY THE FUCK OUT PLEASE 3 years ago 34 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Is this over-the-top extreme? No Tortillas Allowed in Theatre - Everyone Will Be Subject to A Security Search or Mr.Squirrel says: That's FREAKIN' nuts! That's CRAZY talk! 3 years ago 31 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Will these speciallly printed sandwich bags deter lunch thieves? Yes! The bugs printed on the bag repels those scumbag thieves! or No! Mr. Squirrel says: Are you FREAKIN' nuts? Thieves are smarter than that! 3 years ago 26 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Bigger crack cocaine problem? Crackheads stealing stuff or Squirrels on crack cocaine 3 years ago 27 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More embarassing? Trying to leech off your neighbor's hard work... or Having you mother look at your browser history [dangerous for chronic fappers] "Happy viewing!" 3 years ago 27 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Is this a stupid case of "my Montessori kid can beat up your honor roll kid"!? Yes! ALL kids are special, even "short bus" special! or No! Mr, Squirrel says: This is just a pissing war between overly-competitive parents! This is FREAKIN' nuts! 3 years ago 25 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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More insulting "Welcome to American citizenship"? I like to be in America! [printed on Post-It notes] or [Inscription by clueless and un-PC secretary to new citizen]: Congrats on being a "real American now! No more climbing over barbed wire in the nite! 3 years ago 24 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Oh no! restaurant delivery car's window was left OPEN in a heavy rain storm! I had better go back in and tell them! or I had better stay dry and stay put! 3 years ago 25 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Bigger callout? That means you young man in the blue Subaru and turn the music down [Hope it was an STi or at least a manual WRX] or Booger - Are you saving these for an afternoon snack? If not, please use a tissue 3 years ago 24 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More ill-advised? Seen today in front of me: Dog hanging way out of window. [I snapped this smartphone picture on the way to work this morning] or Air heads candy taped to school valentine's day card given to a stupid room-temperature IQ classmate... 3 years ago 23 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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More effective way to combat soda theft? If you change your mind from water to soft drink, we will gladly assist you at the register... or ATTENTION: Soda stealers are the lowest form of life! If we catch you, we will break you down mentally and ridicule you in front of your friends, 3 years ago 23 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you advertise your disappointment in your truck like this?? Yes! I will let everyone know what a rolling turd it is! [I used to live near Livermore, CA in the 90s...] or No, I will suffer in silence like all the other lemmings... 3 years ago 25 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Bigger bathroom problem? Is anyone else offended by the douche who uses toilet paper to block the spaces around the door? Does he really think we want to watch him shit? or PLEASE Do Not Defecate in the garbage or recycling bins! [Seen in bathroom in a client's building] 3 years ago 26 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What is WORSE? Keep your morning sex noise down, or I am telling the neighbors you are a GROANER [if, you are a female: a SQUEALER]! or You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth and a wooden stick up your ass! [Sphincter boy!] 3 years ago 28 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Truth hirts... 1 year ago +1
A = 51st state 1 year ago  
I have visited both countries. A is more interesting. 1 year ago  
Not with my pants around my ankles at 36,000 feet... Nor from my genitals getting sheared off by a combine and bleeding out... 1 year ago  
French battle rifles for sale: never been fired; dropped once. 1 year ago +1
Seig Heil, Seig Heil.... 1 year ago +1
SJW nutballs out of control... 1 year ago +2
Meat FTW! 1 year ago +1
If A had holes 1 year ago  
What about the naked animals?! 1 year ago  
Thunderstorms! I want my money back! No one cheats The_Owl! 1 year ago +2
What about "Uncle Tom"? 1 year ago  
Freedom overspill 2017 2 years ago  
Message Alex... 2 years ago  
Bomb them commie rats back into the Stone Age. How's that for showing "peace and love"? 2 years ago  
Say good-bye to the little pee-pee... 2 years ago  
Biscuits are for PUSSIES 2 years ago  
Take me to your leader! 2 years ago  
Green Party = dealbreaker for me. 2 years ago +1
Beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks... 2 years ago +1
But are you fapping FURIOUSLY? Fapping FTW! Fapping in the free world! 2 years ago  
What about your pet gnawing off the little pee-pee?j 2 years ago  
Guess that puts him closer to the "two pump chumps"! 2 years ago  
Good point! A 2-fister! 2 years ago  
That's too long. Mine would be worn off... 2 years ago  
Watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwk6r8TJD2U and become enlightened! 2 years ago  
No contest... B would get OWNED by A... 2 years ago  
B would bomb A back into the Stone Age... 2 years ago +1
This is a trap. Open up with the assault guns and Finish up with the X42 dual flamethrowers! That will show 'em! 2 years ago +1
As long as I am FREE! FREEDOM RULES! 2 years ago +1
She walks behind me as I clear her room with drawn assault guns and flamethrowers ready. Maybe I will light up her bunny slippers to prove I mean BUSINESS! 2 years ago  
Throw Ninja stars at them. 2 years ago  
Break out the dual shotguns and flamethrowers. 2 years ago +1
B looks like he could useca FIST to the FACE! How's that for peace and love? 2 years ago  
Cannot mistake for piss! 2 years ago  
WTF? 2 years ago +1
#FartFest2017 2 years ago +1
Aliens have come, they saw, and left very unimpressed! 2 years ago  
Pepsi = piss water 2 years ago +1
Ignorance is bliss! 2 years ago  
I am on a no salt diet for my heart. Doctor's orders... 2 years ago +1
Nothing. I am cool with it as long as her dress is not made cheaply from polyester? It's my analyst here at the office that doesn't like her smirk! 2 years ago  
Pat the Bunny? 2 years ago +1
With a ROPE around their neck! 2 years ago  
Peace and love! ☮+❤ 2 years ago +1
B is where the money is! 2 years ago  
For B, my analyst wants to b**** slap that smirk right off her face! HARD! 2 years ago +1
Mouth to mouth = disease! Unclean! Unclean! Run away! 2 years ago  
The Heart of Darkness...now that's an uplifting, cheery book! 2 years ago  
Spread peace and love throughout the world! ☮+❤ 2 years ago  
Like a massive deuce! 2 years ago +1
What about Star Wars: The Search for More Money? : 2 years ago +2
The prequels were an insult to the SW franchise... 2 years ago  
Jar Jar Binks is going DOWN... 2 years ago  
Damn! That's rough! 2 years ago  
B = less killing 2 years ago  
#2 FTW! 2 years ago  
Same here. FB = massive time suck 2 years ago +1
A. Professor Thomas Malthus was right... 2 years ago  
A = less likely to miss and get the wrong hole... 2 years ago  
Fun > sugar water 2 years ago  
B. More pleasure than eating tacos? 2 years ago +1
Had a feeling. Did he kick you from the USA to Sweden? Curious minds want to know! 2 years ago  
Indeed! Decades later, I still have nightmares! A few months ago, I watched a documentary on the Hindenburg disaster and it reminded me so vividly of my ex-! Turn off the fireplace! No open flame! 2 years ago +1
I agree, but tbink of the possibilities! Alone time for self-love! Kiss that mirror! 2 years ago  
Both authors write stories that are pretty spine tingling! 2 years ago  
Thanks. This reminds me of a housemate in the early 80s. She was physically abused by a one arm disabled boyfriend. He hobbled around so I always wondered why she just didn't run away and drive off in her Jaguar. What do I know? 2 years ago +1
As in rip a fart or "Rest in Peace"? 2 years ago  
Both are funny 2 years ago +1
If A, I would suggest they marry themselves! Self-love FTW! 2 years ago +1
An ex decades ago would cuddle, then fart loudly. Enough flatulence to fill The Hindenburg airship! Damn, that was stinky! "Don't light a match or you'll blow us to kingdom come!" (Shivers) 2 years ago +1
I thought C was the ONLY Spidey. A and B are wannabe posers. Oh well 2 years ago  
B. I LIVE on "The Edge"! In fact, my fourth backup vehicle is a Ford "The Edge"! 2 years ago +2
What about eating tacos? 2 years ago  
Good for self-centered douchebags 2 years ago  
Why deal with that YT NONSENSE when I can comment on rrrather? 2 years ago  
Does stag mean "going the course alone"? 2 years ago  
Good point! SJWs need to GO DOWN... 2 years ago +1
Teddy Roosevelt kicks so much ass that your backside must be sore! 2 years ago  
One of my analysts is looking down at his "massive junk" - all 10 mm of it! 2 years ago  
4/$4 at Wendy's! FTW! 2 years ago +1
TR = Same as A 2 years ago  
A = Mete out justice 2 years ago  
A = poison 2 years ago +1
You mean LOSERS 2 years ago +4
B = worse than SJW douchebags 2 years ago +3
I know friends in B. They lust for A. 2 years ago  
A = after the grandkids or cats wear us out... We are not spring chickens anymore! 2 years ago +3
B = Go Homer Simpson! 2 years ago  
A = already the case. Fools! 2 years ago +1
Those darn SJWs can furiously fap their way to victory! 2 years ago  
"Eat lead, you maggot!" Come meet my little friend! 2 years ago  
What about Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons (1967)? Hummm? 2 years ago  
Cowboy rib-eye mediuim done and twin broiled lobster tails, with melted Irish cream butter, please 2 years ago  
A looks like a ball; B looks like a rolling phallus.. 2 years ago +1
B = violates "peace & love, peace & love"! 2 years ago  
US $2.8 million dowery? 2 years ago  
Social Justice Warriors (mainly militant vegans) 2 years ago  
B = vermin rodents 2 years ago +2
B = more convenient until the car goes into the lake! 2 years ago +1
Remember: "Peace and Love; Peace and Love" Know it. Live it. 2 years ago  
A and bringing my assault guns with extra Glocks 2 years ago +1
In the words of the immortal Frank Zappa: "The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'" 2 years ago  
My wife slipped her vibrator in my briefcase without telling me! The security guard held it up and waved it around! No class! 2 years ago  
A = needs to be bi*** slapped. HARD. 2 years ago  
B = better than two-pump chump 2 years ago  
B = whup some ass 2 years ago  
Beat LA! 2 years ago  
The Wren kicks so much ass, his foot hurts! Go Wren! 2 years ago  
Didn't the UK punk Argentina back in 1982? 2 years ago  
Badly needed at Costco...(sampling moochers) 2 years ago  
No, just came out of a discussion at the office. Apparently, it really upsets the VP of my firm! 2 years ago +1
Taco Fever! Tacos FTW!!! 2 years ago  
More important as in fapping your way to ultimate victory? 2 years ago  
What about cleaning the fur of the Wookies? 2 years ago +1
Ole! Taco Fever! Yay tacos! 2 years ago +2
Especially when it is about how much money is in my wallet. Except wheny granddaughter lifts a $20 bill for $0.25 bake sale. WTF? 2 years ago  
A superhero in my grandson's comic he writes. Think small bird with cape. He will be famous one day! 2 years ago  
The mightiest small bird superhero. The Wren! 2 years ago  
Rare coprolite! 2 years ago +1
What about "The Wren?" 2 years ago  
Clothes are overrated... 2 years ago +1
A close female friend likes 'em "big and stupid" Go figure. I am B. 2 years ago  
Classic 2 years ago  
Makes me want to tell them to go piss up a tree... 2 years ago  
Great idea! I hope it doesn't become a self-glorifying/self-congratulatory society.. 2 years ago  
A = death by hipster douchbag 2 years ago +1
Showing off the massive (10 mm) junk. I hope I don't I don't hit them as it flings around... 2 years ago +2
Cool like a cucumber. 2 years ago  
PISS FTW! 2 years ago  
B = good for working in KIA factory in 2017. 2 years ago  
Both deadly for diabetics... 2 years ago  
BSG FTW! Kick Cylon ass! 2 years ago +1
A = won't drop my coffee... 2 years ago  
Not B. Remember: "Peace and love! Peace and love!" 2 years ago  
Many of my analysts have tats. As long as they are smart and have the right work ethic, I don't care if they are from Mars and have green skin! 2 years ago  
A = Especially when they are douchebags... 2 years ago  
I was the featured speaker at a global conference at Seoul National University. My hosts were fantastic! 2 years ago  
Thank you! I HATE incompetence, especially when it's my own! :-) 2 years ago  
Darn! Meant to press A! 2 years ago  
Donde esta la casa de Pepe? 2 years ago  
As long as tacos are served, I am there! Taco Fever! 2 years ago  
Only the parts the Imam gave to me. 2 years ago  
C: Senile 2 years ago +1
Go with "Peace and love" first, then if that fails, show your​ love and blow up those vermin rats to pieces with your assault guns and follow-up with X15 dual flamethrowers! 2 years ago  
Just remember: 'Peace and love"! 2 years ago  
Library card! 2 years ago  
Both A+B prove MA needs to be NUKED.. 2 years ago  
I used to live in Massachusetts. Glad I live in Michigan now. Less ultra-PC/SJW whackjobs... 2 years ago  
Send crates of Ben-Gay! 2 years ago  
Think of your grandkids! 2 years ago  
Ss long as I don't step in fresh and pungent animal droppings! 2 years ago  
Let the professionals handle the problem. 2 years ago  
Had a chance when giving a lecture in Seoul. Didn't want to look like a drunk fool! 2 years ago  
I once had to fire 2,500 people in the 90s. Glad I had police standing by... 2 years ago  
B looks lame 2 years ago +1
B = Trump is ruining our future! Everyone is gonna suck big d!ck in the USA! 2 years ago  
How about "Absence of Intelligence"? 2 years ago  
Hope the evening ends with tacos! 2 years ago  
No OJ enemas... 2 years ago  
Not a freaking RAT 2 years ago +1
A = more ass-beating! 2 years ago +1
Excellent speech to talk about: "beateth thy meateth"! 2 years ago  
If previous occupants were elderly, I do not want the house reeking of Ben-Gay! 2 years ago  
I do not know. I do not play videogames. 2 years ago  
Judge Dredd! 2 years ago  
One of my former students decades ago is now a VP of A... 2 years ago  
Tanned, rested, and ready. Ready for action! 2 years ago  
First doctoral program many decades ago! -30 degrees absolute! Burrrr! 2 years ago  
Donde esta la casa de pepe? 2 years ago  
The big earthquake in San Francisco in 1989. Nearly SOILED myself​! 2 years ago  
Wasn't it over 20,000 people #PeonLivesMatter 2 years ago  
Go broccoli! 2 years ago  
Agreed on B! Especially when chewing with their mouth open! Accckkkk! 2 years ago +3
PowerNap! 2 years ago  
How about calling the local mob boss? That will fix the problem PRONTO! 2 years ago  
Non-believers! Peace and love! Peace and love! 2 years ago  
Let thr owners have it but not the dogs. They are only talking in dog talk. 2 years ago  
A = tail means extra possibilities... 2 years ago +1
B = Mskes me want to give a proper beat down! 2 years ago +1
You can fap without the "l"! 2 years ago  
Sadly, long gone...1983 was a sad year... 2 years ago  
Indeed! Let's not forget the Space Aliens! "Space is the Place!" 2 years ago +1
Thank you, sir. I have even worn Misa Hayase buttons to educate people about Macross and Robotech! 2 years ago  
Thank you, m' lady...:-) 2 years ago  
Misa Hayase 2 years ago +1
What about "ass hats"? 2 years ago +2
If it were "white-only", everyone's panties would be in a WAD! 2 years ago +2
Pizza! 2 years ago  
"Stayin Alive" by the Bee Gees 2 years ago +1
Food smelled like feces... 2 years ago +1
A is overrated. 2 years ago  
What about "beateth thy meateth?" 2 years ago  
GTA: VC! FTW! 2 years ago  
'Merica! 2 years ago  
Trump is king DB 2 years ago +1
B = reminds me of avoiding U-boats... 2 years ago +1
Go for it, my man! 2 years ago  
B would get his ass OWNED by A... 2 years ago  
I know people who beat off MASSIVELY to TWD! Who needs porn if you have B? 2 years ago  
Furries wet dream 2 years ago  
A = not racist nor xenophobic 2 years ago  
Trump zombie apocalypse! 2 years ago  
Talk to Trump... 2 years ago +1
Both will break me in two! 2 years ago  
Reagan = GLORY YEARS! 2 years ago  
B = Commie rat... 2 years ago  
My friend drove a black A in high school. We when cruising up and down the boulevard, he used silver duct tape to spell out S & M on both sides. My other friend would wear leather holding chains and a whip. It became known as the S&M mobile! Good times! 2 years ago +2
One of my analysts thought he was scoring premium marijuhuana but turns out it was​ just oregano...Lol. 2 years ago  
Got the welfare hotline... 2 years ago  
Awesome! Go 80s! 2 years ago  
B = natural A/C... 2 years ago  
B = Reminds me too much of that loser Jar Jar Binks. Where's my X15 flamethrower? 2 years ago  
Yay! WWII action! 2 years ago  
It's gonna suck massive donkey dick! 2 years ago  
My exercise is lifting food into my mouth! 2 years ago +2
B = my taco fetish exposed! 2 years ago +1
Responsible for not soiling myself in client meetings... 2 years ago +1
Mint chocolate chip FTW! 2 years ago  
Scrub? Is that a compliment or insult? Curious minds want to know! 2 years ago  
Great idea! Yes, the app sucks massive donkey dick! 2 years ago  
I'd love to ditch the app, but my laptop is this seven year old craptastic HP and you know it's bad when your smartphone is far faster than your laptop!!! 2 years ago  
Option C: Your penis becomes a 10 mm "wonder schlong"! Massive meat! 2 years ago  
I love wearing my tux to picnics! 2 years ago  
A was a cluster. B was funny. 2 years ago  
B is better than "sharks with frikkin' laser beams attached to their heads!" 2 years ago  
Peach fuzz! 2 years ago  
Go space aliens! 2 years ago  
A = What about the PowerPulse enema? 2 years ago  
What would the militant vegans say? 2 years ago  
A = legend. B = weirdo. 2 years ago  
One truth: Tacos and/or donuts = B 2 years ago  
A reminds me of Shawshank Redemption! 2 years ago  
Yes, in Honolulu and with a guy in a money suit! Cheezy! 2 years ago +1
Nom, nom, nom 2 years ago  
You have good taste! :-) 2 years ago  
What about the Jean-Luc Picard (bald) look? No hair! 2 years ago  
Very... 2 years ago  
I love those. 2 years ago +1
Especially when "Kung Fu Fighting" is played... 2 years ago +1
A buddy dated this woman who was well north of 350 pounds. She fell asleep laying on top of him. Trapped like a rat! It was difficult to breathe! He finally woke her up by slapping her face. Hard. 2 years ago  
You are funny! 2 years ago +1
Damn! That visual is going to make me blind! Lol. I remember that song: "Tit fat city, it ain't pretty"... 2 years ago +1
Exactly. Gotta have some meat on the bones! Waif = gonner if she gets sick... 2 years ago  
Damn! A six pack makes her look like dude... 2 years ago  
I usually go to this taqueria owned by a Mexican family for loaded steak tacos! Makes Taco Bell look like WEAK SAUCE... 2 years ago  
B = The Professionals. 2 years ago  
As in not emaciated nor so muscular that she will break me on two.... 2 years ago  
According to the legendary Frank Zappa, "the bigger the cushin, the better the pushin'"! 2 years ago +1
It's possessed! Use the XM42 dual flamethrowers! Kill it with fire! The doll is converting my daughter into a corporate stooge! 2 years ago +1
B = Keep on fapping in the free world... 2 years ago +1
I feel deja vu when eating tacos... 2 years ago  
You are funny! Very important: "Peace and love!" "Peace and love"! Chirp! Chirp! 2 years ago +1
Flap your wings! Fly to the sky! 2 years ago  
Work out, you maggots! 2 years ago  
Both would be humiliating... 2 years ago  
Go igly! 2 years ago  
Take me to your leader... 2 years ago  
That would be EPIC! 2 years ago  
B falls for the bait EVERYTIME... 2 years ago  
What sort of NONSENSE is this? 2 years ago  
Ah, the 11th Commandment​: "Thou shall not get caught"! What about those slimy weasels? 2 years ago  
The senior analysts who caught the fapper said the sound was "loud and unmistakable"! Hummm. Pretty damning... 2 years ago +1
Not just gross but kinda bizarre to me, IMHO... 2 years ago  
But you would be breaking the law. THE LAW! 2 years ago  
Two of my senior analysts caught a junior analyst fapping FURIOUSLY to a pie chart of my firm's financial performance the quarter before. WTF? So not anime nor human for him! 2 years ago +2
Well put... 2 years ago +1
I love Punch Out! Pizza Pasta! 2 years ago  
A is SOOO slow! I usually go hog wild at the concession stands or restaurants. 2 years ago  
Both would be tough for any length of time. 2 years ago  
Damn! You have willpower! 2 years ago  
Both. MIB is true as is "V"! Space aliens are among us! I think Trump is the head alien! 2 years ago  
CA can be NUKED with no loss to the hipster douchebags there! 2 years ago  
Born in Neptune, NJ. "Space is the Place" At least not Uranus! 2 years ago  
A = Professor Thomas Malthus was right. 2 years ago  
A few months ago, an old filling gave way and a right molar broke in half! Felt weird. My dentist was able to jury-rig a good solution but I avoided a root canal and a crown which would have cost about US$2,500+BS fees... 2 years ago  
Like Joe Pesci! Who warned us about using the drive-thru! Truth! 2 years ago +1
B happened at my son's school years ago. He sung his song terribly: off-key and got the words wrong. He made up silly words as he went along. The girl was so embarrassed, she doused him with a cup of ice water to get him to stop. Terrible... She never talked to him again. 2 years ago  
If fear of public speaking is #1, getting AIDS is #8... FYI. 2 years ago  
A = Fantastic culture. I used to take​ my MBA students to the Shinjuku district. Lunch for two = US$150.00! B = Very scenic the last time I went (near Aosta, up north near French border) 2 years ago  
A = The impending Trump zombie apocalypse! Get your flamethrowers all gassed up! 2 years ago  
B = Homer Simpson approved... 2 years ago  
Just like the Emperor said in Star Wars: "Give in to your hate"... I think this is where the assault guns, grenade launcher, XM42 flamethrower, and dropping MOABs come into play... Go hate! 2 years ago +3
B = you might live longer... 2 years ago  
I saw three bumper stickers recently: 1) JESUS IS COMING: Boy, is he PISSED... 2) If Jesus is coming, he had better bring his immigration papers! 3) JESUS IS COMING: He's gonna whup your ass... 2 years ago  
Free plus food: the best combination! Powerful! 2 years ago  
B = Sounds like some colleagues at work... Hummm... I could be wrong but probably not! 2 years ago  
B = More IKEA. 2 years ago  
B = less sugar shock. Go for the quality! 2 years ago  
A = body in basement boiler. Crispy critter. No evidence. Got what was coming to her/him! 2 years ago  
What about ugly "land whale" ladies? Go ugly! Go horizontally maximized! (PC term) 2 years ago  
What about Ladas? Lots of people drive them. It's like: "Eat sh*t. 50,000 flies can't be wrong." 2 years ago +1
What about peace and love? Let's all embrace peace and love! Let's all hug in a giant circle! Let's all throw up! 2 years ago +1
According to Robert Nozick... 2 years ago  
A = same as King Trump. I'll flee and join the resistance... webel! Watch out: "The Bad Boy of Badminton" has arrived! 2 years ago  
Forward motion via supercharged fart power! Zoom! 2 years ago  
My dad stole US$1.75 million in real estate from me in 1987. B = "It's PAYBACK time! He's​ going DOWN"... No one cheats The_Owl and gets away with it! (although it seems to happen with shocking regularity!) 2 years ago  
B might take a steaming dump into your open mouth while snoring the night away... damn! 2 years ago  
Self-proclaimed super geniuses! They want peace and love! 2 years ago  
WHAT did you say sonny boy? ;-) 2 years ago  
Drop some MOABs on them and wipe them out! How's that for Peace and love? Showing them some love... 2 years ago  
Yup, showcasing all 10 mm in its full GLORY! Can you say "stubby"? :-) 2 years ago  
These marxist rodent vermin must all drown. We need to "drain the swamp"! Let's show these scum some peace and love by dropping MOABs on their pinheads... 2 years ago  
How is wrong possible? Peace and love means I don't get killed in a war and I get to wear my ultra-fashionable yellow clip-on anti-glare glasses. (People are jealous) 2 years ago  
A = at least no one sees my massive junk... 2 years ago  
B = my analysts think: deep conversation over good food at your favorite restaurant, then beeline home to fap furiously FTW! (with the emphasis on FURIOUSLY) 2 years ago  
B = alway go for "peace and love"! 2 years ago  
Group stupidity... 2 years ago  
I figure better than "war and hate"... Go "Peace and love!" "Peace and love!" 2 years ago  
A giant midget! 2 years ago  
I use the blasted rrrather mobile app which records your vote the wrong way. Fortunately, I do not have IDIOT stamped on my forehead! 2 years ago  
A = That massive 10 mm schlong... yup... 2 years ago  
The Trump zombie apocalypse is coming! 2 years ago  
No Bat nipples... 2 years ago  
Bolt into my Corvette, please... 2 years ago  
A = blasphemy. B = cultured. 2 years ago  
B = peace and love; peace and love! 2 years ago  
B = oui, oui 2 years ago  
Who are these no-name rogues and upstarts? 2 years ago  
A = Save the wine and cheese! 2 years ago  
My crush could have some hidden flaw like bad breath... OMG! Fumigated! 2 years ago  
B = Hasta la vista, baby... 2 years ago  
B. Better to fap your way FTW... 2 years ago  
B. Peace and love; peace and love! 2 years ago +1
Fi fi fo fum...A 2 years ago  
I am always tired. Work, you maggots! 2 years ago  
BJ FTW! 2 years ago  
This is animal cruelty. We need more​ peace and love! Peace (not Pence) and love! 2 years ago  
A = more stability. 2 years ago  
Mixed Decon rodenticide with Costco peanut butter to make "balls of death". Soon, no more rats. I showed them vermin rodents who was the BOSS. 2 years ago  
Damn! That's NASTY! 2 years ago  
I think A is a thinly disguised ruse to encourage furious fapping (with emphasis on FURIOUS) and to stash porn... I smell CONSPIRACY! 2 years ago  
Never enough time. I got into the office at 6:30 am and I looked at the clock. OMG! Ran out for lunch at 1:45 pm... Theme: Eat, you maggot! 2 years ago  
B = one hand romance plan or marry yourself... A = PLers FTW.... 2 years ago +1
Ah, thank you. Good old two legged transportation program... Start walking, maggots! 2 years ago  
Sitting in the Captains chair at Command Central (toilet) reading > Beiber. Easy. 2 years ago  
Use the potion on the dog, then standby with XM42 dual flamethrower just in case! Prepared! 2 years ago  
I am a meatitarian! 2 years ago  
Took family to Easter brunch. Mooching cousin downed SEVEN mimosas! Before tip, US$350.00 for seven of us. You laugh, you cry, you kiss US$425.00 good-bye! 2 years ago  
Leonardo di Vinci kicked ass at 212 IQ... 2 years ago +1
I want to fly like an eagle to the sea... 2 years ago  
Dessert first FTW! 2 years ago  
Safari sucks so much ass, a 50 lb. bag of manure would accumulate fast. 2 years ago  
Ha ha ha! I'm showing this to Filthy McNasty! 2 years ago  
More inbred MORONS at Walmart (spread up north) 2 years ago  
Option C: Have your driver take you in your armored Prius... 2 years ago  
A = still voting for guy with the big ears... 2 years ago  
All hail Filthy McNasty!! 2 years ago  
Better than drinking fish oil! Yuk! 2 years ago  
The theme to the movie, "In and Out", "Fast and the Furious" and song "Heaven on Earth". 2 years ago  
Power Lunch! FTW! 2 years ago +1
I love free! The best price! 2 years ago +1
It's gotta be tacos! Taco Fever!!! 2 years ago +1
One less strain = one type less to eradicate... We need a SJW vaccine! :-) 2 years ago +1
They are watching you! 2 years ago +1
SJW = Scum of the World 2 years ago +1
WHAT?! What about pictures of the naked animals?! 2 years ago  
I love garlic! Maybe I should exhale on some poor sod... 2 years ago +1
My birthday is this Wednesday, the day before Hitler's birthday... 2 years ago +1
My maternal grandma told me EPIC stories about her folks. Wish I had met them. A big bomb exploded on them in WWII. Got vaporized, sadly. 2 years ago  
For me, even before the diabetes, chocolate would go uneaten for weeks, if not months. Beef jerky gets eaten a piece every evening! Soon, GONE! 2 years ago +1
I listen to music on my phone. A lullabuy sounds like cats drowning! Meow! 2 years ago +1
I have diabetes, so I got a big pack of beef jerky instead of chocolate eggs! Dead cow! 2 years ago +1
Not a comment... 2 years ago  
Giraffe at zoo... 2 years ago  
What about the naked animals? 2 years ago  
Thank you! Good to know... 2 years ago  
Who are these rogues and upstarts? Internet celebs? Cosplayers? Underwear models? Astronauts looking for the Space Aliens? 2 years ago  
B = savor the crumbs life gives you, peon! (with the emphasis on PEONS) 2 years ago +1
EPI! 2 years ago +1
I planted FOUR whoopie cushions under the elders seat cushions at church! Right near the microphones! Got my ass beat bad by my ultra-religious mom! 2 years ago +1
Einstein's IQ was 160. Average IQ is 100. 2 years ago  
At first, when I heard "Medusa", I thought of this look. Now I just call them "Medusa locks!" Snakes on a head! 2 years ago +1
So douchy...the hipster douchebags love this look! 2 years ago  
Revenge is a dish best served cold... 2 years ago  
Why get an ass beating? 2 years ago  
A = nuggets 2 years ago  
Outside the window of my math class, it was cool to see some squirrels in thier nest. 2 years ago  
Ah, thanks for clarifying. A is like when I tried to speak during my stroke... 2 years ago +1
Peeps = candy of the devil... 2 years ago  
A is business as usual; B = I do not want to piss nor soil myself... 2 years ago +1
Damn! At a quick glance, it looked like "Grandma Xtreme" (holding a bazooka)! 2 years ago  
Why pay US$55 for the license and US$10 notary fee? For my clueless cousin, the biggest challenge is getting it into the correct hole! 2 years ago +1
Paraplegic masturbation... 2 years ago +1
Let's go tacos! Ole! 2 years ago  
Wow, you are tough! Maybe I should go back to the assault guns, grenade launcher, and dual flamethrowers!!! Show love that way! 2 years ago +1
But we should be showing peace and love all the time, unless you want to drop a MOAB on something... 2 years ago  
Fiats are mucho ugly... 2 years ago  
Yeah! You show them who is BOSS! I will lend you my metal cane to mete out EPIC beatdowns while saying "peace and love; peace and love"!!!! 2 years ago +1
What about "peace and love", "peace and love"???? 2 years ago  
Space alien power! 2 years ago  
Don't worry; babies are made of rubber... 2 years ago  
Around here, B = National Socialism (Nazis) 2 years ago  
18 = Can fight and own long guns... 2 years ago  
Not anymore. A few years ago, some jokester re-arranged the reindeer and other figures (like Santa and elves) into obscene poses! Police took a report but never caught the vandals! Harumph! 2 years ago  
Let me see: private jet, dual flamethrowers, grenade launcher with unlimited ammo... 2 years ago  
What if they are Granny underwear? 2 years ago  
Qustion: Would you wear this to the Indian casino? 2 years ago  
The man has good taste. Exactly that. 2 years ago +1
The sodium will kill me! 2 years ago  
A better than an RV... 2 years ago  
B is basically a rebadged Ford Escape. Hummm.... Explorer > Escape 2 years ago  
I don't like it when they are stinky! 2 years ago  
That's what I keep telling my grandkids! All they want to yell is "Go team, go"! Moronic! 2 years ago +1
Hope he is not a two-pump chump! 2 years ago +1
I can't get past stick figures. My grandkids think I'm a moron! 2 years ago  
"You didn't spill much food on yourself when eating that!" (talk about backhanded compliment!) 2 years ago +1
No meat? This is like Nazi Germany in the 1930s! Hitler tried to make his dog vegetarian! Nazis! 2 years ago  
Now's the time for assault guns and flamethrowers! 2 years ago  
Birdie, birdie in the sky, why did you do that in my eye?! 2 years ago  
B looks like sandals whores wore in the 1970s. Not as if I have personally experienced this! 2 years ago  
Yup. Plus foot will get dirty/dusty... 2 years ago  
Nice! I was about to say the same thing! "Dropping an EPIC deuce"! Go #2!!! 2 years ago +1
Meat!!! 2 years ago  
You are lucky! 2 years ago  
B = guilty as sin... 2 years ago  
Suspicious. Very suspicious. CRIME! Very illegal! Stealing = immoral! The thief will pay BIG! 2 years ago  
One of my analysts says "he's high on life"! Okay.... Maybe too much peace and love for him!... 2 years ago  
Everyone's a comedian! 2 years ago  
B = Trip to the nearby Indian casino and TacoFest! All week long! Fiesta hard for the week! 2 years ago  
Wasn't B big in the 60s and 70s? 2 years ago  
Both = Set me on fire! 2 years ago  
Already get B... 2 years ago  
Always peace and love despite my references to assault guns and flamethrowers! I love by using them often to show my love! 2 years ago  
I know more douchebags named John so... 2 years ago  
Oh crap. Call Superman! 2 years ago  
Ah! The stronger drugs... Oh my.... NARCOTICS! 2 years ago  
A would pound B.... 2 years ago  
A = Get out of my way! I pick B since I HATE Tomato soup! 2 years ago  
No criticism = peace and love. What about jerking off furiously into the wind? 2 years ago  
B = peace and love, peace and love! 2 years ago +1
You were thinking marijuhuana? 2 years ago  
Chilly for the willy... 2 years ago  
B = Only if addicted to Tacos! 2 years ago  
IDK; ask United Airlines... 2 years ago +1
Cornholed this and cornholed that... 2 years ago +1
Interesting as of now, more comments than votes! 2 years ago +1
Go soup! 2 years ago  
God 2 years ago +1
I sing "Row, row, row your boat" in the shower. 2 years ago  
Not extra anchovies, smelt, nor sardines... 2 years ago  
Healthy? No way. Not for a million. 2 years ago +1
Get instant family. Save the trip to hospital. The vermin had better not sh!t in our bed! 2 years ago  
Presidential debate commentary... 2 years ago  
United = they are going DOWN... 2 years ago  
Because of the bed creaking or gust-like farts? 2 years ago  
Have you played the arcade game, Spy Hunter? 2 years ago  
My analyst want time to fap into the wind. Uhhh... Okay... 2 years ago  
The Owl! THE OWL! The new Rogue Two! 2 years ago +1
A = speedbumps would be a problem. B = you can see what you are about to run over... 2 years ago +1
Even better. "Friends" Can you say "FRIEND"? "F-R-I-E-N-D"! 2 years ago  
Just remember that it's harder to kidnap an obese person! 2 years ago  
Information Technology (IT)? 2 years ago  
Farted the loudest sleeping... 2 years ago  
A friend wants to marry HIMSELF! Says all that he has dated are "unwuthy"! 2 years ago  
What about LOX? Go dead salmon! 2 years ago +1
I thought B was "Let's Go" by The Cars... EPIC! 2 years ago  
Yeah, behind you with a knife! 2 years ago  
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