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Joined on October 1st, 2014 (1,787 days ago)

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    My laptop is old and crap so I'm sticking to my reliable console :) 4 years ago  
    All the attention in the world gets me morphine 4 years ago  
    There'd be some variety, my top 10 list is just my favourite songs/compositions on any given day :P 4 years ago  
    I don't need to rule to be happy in a perfect world 4 years ago  
    I've had like 4 of these questions already, I'm just picking the opposite each time :P 4 years ago  
    My Nan's lovely :) 4 years ago  
    Never used an Apple product before college. Xbox 360 keeps me sane :P 4 years ago  
    Less sharks 4 years ago  
    Filthy rich in any time period is better than Middle-class in 2011! I AM middle-class and I have next to no money! If I had as much money now as a rich person 50 years ago, I'd still have more than I have now! 4 years ago  
    Less Dragons, sea-monsters & dark lords trying to kill me with a voice activated death ray! 4 years ago  
    What kind of simpleton steals from the people who pay them, knowing they have to go back there every working day?! :P 4 years ago  
    I'd rather just stay straight 4 years ago  
    Italy has pizza, ice cream, pasta, red wine tomato purees, history, literature and the only enclave I know by name! France has too much rain :P 4 years ago  
    ...But Rome, Naples, Vesuvius, the Alps and the Sicilian country side, to name a few :P 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    What? 4 years ago  
    Yay, go wherever I want! 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    My right hand :P 4 years ago +2
    YOU SUCK! 4 years ago +1
    What's new? 4 years ago +1
    I gave him the right of way :P 4 years ago  
    What? 4 years ago  
    For the bikes 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Ask me after a few minutes and a USB 4 years ago  
    What are they and why should I care? 4 years ago +1
    What are they and why should I care? 4 years ago  
    I've never seen Castaway 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Linux? 4 years ago  
    Familiar 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    What? 4 years ago  
    What? 4 years ago  
    What's Amd and where have I seen Intel before? 4 years ago  
    What's the difference? 4 years ago  
    ...with a water pistol! :P 4 years ago  
    I've never used Apple 4 years ago  
    I grew up on VHS 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    And yet I always picked Charmander 4 years ago  
    Who's Ms Sirois? 4 years ago  
    This very second is the first I've heard of either of these things :P 4 years ago  
    Pokemon Coliseum 4 years ago  
    My TV actually works! 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Familiaaaaaaar! 4 years ago  
    Mmm... Violence :P 4 years ago  
    I don't have enough friends! 4 years ago  
    Colourful bouncy space stuff! 4 years ago  
    F*** 'em both! 4 years ago  
    Familiarararararar... 4 years ago  
    It's familiar 4 years ago  
    Ooo Shiny 4 years ago  
    Is there a difference? 4 years ago  
    I know nothing about either of them 4 years ago  
    Whatever 4 years ago  
    A little more in my league 4 years ago  
    They'd never find me 4 years ago +1
    -"The worlds getting f***ed so we need you to make some changes." -"Nah, f*** that, f*** you, f*** the polar bears and f*** our grandchildren! We have money and relative comfort, why should I give a s*** about the future?!" 4 years ago  
    I know who to kill >:( 4 years ago  
    A British show 4 years ago  
    F*** You! 4 years ago  
    If I'm in a nice house in a bad country, I run that country! 4 years ago  
    I'm a guy 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Why not, no one would notice 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    At least she's fake in the right places. Micki Ninja has NO appeal whatsoever! 4 years ago  
    Don't understand 4 years ago  
    I'm agnostic but would rather believe in something enough that it answers all my problems whether it meant to or not 4 years ago  
    With chicken 4 years ago  
    I don't suit a dress 4 years ago  
    Transferring bank account to... 4 years ago  
    I don't care either way but legal weed means less crime. Gay people don't have to be married to love each other 4 years ago  
    Megan Fox is my No 4 :) 4 years ago  
    F*** beat! There's more to music than a loud banging noise at a regular interval 4 years ago  
    What is Bon Temps and why would I let anyone bite my neck? 4 years ago  
    Less venom 4 years ago  
    Eggs existed before chickens popped out of them 4 years ago  
    We cannot be the only planet in the universe that can support life 4 years ago  
    It takes a really dense moron to assume that accumulating wealth just because you can is worth anything when your grandchildren are guaranteed to inherit a s*** pile! 4 years ago  
    Did she take drugs or didn't she? This should really answer itself! 4 years ago  
    They do a better job of maintaining the element of the 'unknown quantity' 4 years ago  
    Holding the actions of f***witted ancestors against today's generations is the same thinking that promoted extremism in the middle-east against Europe, the US and UK. So who's walking into Hamburg with a couple kilos of c4 strapped to their chest? 4 years ago +1
    No one can hear what I say anyway! 4 years ago  
    Whatever, screw it 4 years ago  
    Great for Zombie Apocalypse 4 years ago  
    Dead 4 years ago  
    Clothes are up to you 4 years ago  
    A lot can happen between a sentencing and an execution 4 years ago  
    They look the same 4 years ago  
    Makes no sense 4 years ago  
    Don't we have that already? 4 years ago  
    It's telekinesis, simpleton! 4 years ago  
    Neither 4 years ago +1
    I can choose to follow my dream then! 4 years ago  
    YOUR mum, sick git! 4 years ago  
    I can take winter stuff off! 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    A different school with less f***wits 4 years ago  
    Neither 4 years ago  
    Lacking the relevant data 4 years ago  
    For once I'd like a computer that F***ING WORKS! 4 years ago  
    I get to kill the cause of my grief! 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    Meh 4 years ago  
    I'm used to it 4 years ago  
    Who? 4 years ago  
    Sometimes 4 years ago  
    Hurray for fun! 4 years ago  
    I've never used a Blackberry 4 years ago  
    Countries where restrictions are fewer see less crime related to them 4 years ago  
    More purpose 4 years ago  
    Right is right 4 years ago  
    Already alone :P 4 years ago  
    I'm gonna be promoted very soon :P 4 years ago  
    At least it'll be quick & I won't have to deal with trench foot! 4 years ago  
    I can settle for someone I love a lot and loves me back just as much :P 4 years ago  
    At least I'd be immune to fire and electricity to an extent :P 4 years ago  
    Budding chef, right here 4 years ago  
    Save the puppies from toxic everything! 4 years ago  
    A nice change 4 years ago  
    Did you even think about this? 4 years ago  
    I'm sorry, I'm still waiting for the difficult choice I've been expecting :P 4 years ago  
    Viddy? 4 years ago  
    Done :D 4 years ago  
    I can't shave a face off 4 years ago  
    I already sound like a nerd. I use "big" words, correct people alot, and have asthma! Keep the Rhino in a skirt! 4 years ago  
    I'm not benefiting from this face, even with my AWESOME name 4 years ago  
    As long as it's the leg :P 4 years ago  
    Provided people still did the jobs they're skilled in out of necessity, I'd prefer at least peaceful revolution to the government I'm stuck with 4 years ago  
    Less oppression, more awesome 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    Dick 4 years ago  
    Bush is hilarious! "My fellow..." *glances at lapel* "Americans" :D 4 years ago +1
    Buy new friends! :P 4 years ago  
    I don't mind dipping my finger in Pepsi 4 years ago  
    Everything gives you cancer. If you developed an immunity to cancer, it likely will give you cancer! 4 years ago  
    If the years where my siblings will eat me are over, I'd enjoy descending on unsuspecting vermin like a stealth bomber! 4 years ago  
    What use have I for a nutcase running around like a senile speed addict when I'm in it for the relatively realistic experience? Playing on AVP as a lone Predator against an entire team of Colonial Marines was fricking awsome! Playing COD with a lunatic who wouldn't know cover if it penetrated his butthole is a waste of time! 4 years ago  
    £250,000,000,000,000 please, & no paparazzi, I'm allergic! :P 4 years ago  
    PC is fine but my laptop's crap and I struggle making my character move like an actual person with a keyboard 4 years ago  
    All the attention in the world should afford me some f***ing pain-killers! 4 years ago  
    Warmer 4 years ago  
    Behave! 4 years ago  
    I would accumulate wealth over a very long lifetime! 4 years ago  
    I don't know how to surf properly :P 4 years ago  
    I got a long list of favourite songs :) 4 years ago  
    At least you only have to contend with people and the odd freak natural hazard. Triwizard cup would most definately kill me! 4 years ago  
    Don't know why 4 years ago  
    I've had enough of replacing the gender in comments! 4 years ago  
    F*** those ignorant f***s! 4 years ago  
    I miss too much already (I'm told) 4 years ago  
    Hard 4 years ago  
    Roosevelt & Boris Johnson on a bike ride together would be priceless! 4 years ago  
    Totally torn! 4 years ago  
    Or a very specific type of blond 4 years ago  
    Aliens are cool & won't cut off my head & post a clip on Youtube! F***ing ISIS pricks! 4 years ago +1
    I've just won the lottery & about to become rich! 4 years ago  
    I'd love my son whoever he fancied. But if my wife wants to sleep with women, I don't wanna be left out :P 4 years ago  
    Or acoustic... whatever 4 years ago  
    Sexism does have victims, but nobody ever ordered another gender's extermination 4 years ago  
    Good ones are worth the time 4 years ago  
    If he's not in the Bush Ranch I don't know where he is! 4 years ago  
    I like Rugby 4 years ago  
    Hard. Fewer animals that WILL kill me takes the lead 4 years ago  
    Step 1: Find a significant other 4 years ago  
    How is that a question? 4 years ago  
    Mmm... Melted butter 4 years ago  
    F*** adulthood! 4 years ago  
    I'd probably get dumped because of how visually inexpressive I am :P 4 years ago  
    Just. If the pic was a Murcielago it would've been different 4 years ago  
    With a tranquilliser-dart-zooka! 4 years ago  
    I play it safe 4 years ago  
    You can fix the effects of anorexia, drugs damage you for life 4 years ago  
    ...Illuuuminate! 4 years ago  
    Girlfriend! 4 years ago  
    I've missed out a lot because I am oblivious! 4 years ago  
    I'm afraid of falling 4 years ago  
    I got a whole leg of lamb from a buffet once. I joked that the guy may as well have given me the whole thing, & he did :D 4 years ago  
    Whatever 4 years ago  
    I can take it you dick! 4 years ago  
    Space travel is empty and hopeless in our lifetime 4 years ago  
    I can leave 4 years ago  
    Don't need Facebook to text someone 4 years ago  
    50-50 4 years ago  
    Without war the Warlords who rule the most famine stricken countries wouldn't have anything on us trying to feed their people. Dicks 4 years ago  
    Popularity wasn't a big thing where I went to school 4 years ago  
    A prosthetic leg would be easier to use 4 years ago  
    Turned him down once 4 years ago  
    Love hurts & so does dying 4 years ago  
    I've already picked flying once and giving rapists cancer with an uninterrupted stare would be sweet 4 years ago  
    I'm 50-50 on this but the picture of a puppy won me over 4 years ago  
    If you care enough, make me President! 4 years ago  
    I no speak proper 4 years ago  
    I got a medieval feast for my 18th 4 years ago  
    I'd love to be beautiful :P 4 years ago  
    Just a sh*t government 4 years ago  
    I love making sure anyone who even considers killing baby anythings never see the light of day again! Sick tosser 4 years ago  
    Wealth is fleeting, hotness lasts a bit longer :P 4 years ago  
    Got book smarts 4 years ago  
    There's always after school *looking at Queens Park High School in a 'thanks for nothing' sort of way*! 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    My enemies are all dead 4 years ago  
    Why is this a question? 4 years ago  
    Nice holiday 4 years ago  
    Who the f*** wants "Mad Dog" as president?! It's like hiring a sitter called "Rapey Dave"! 4 years ago  
    I don't give sh*t about opinions, more people=more worth! 4 years ago  
    Already sick, not nearly bad as virus! 4 years ago  
    F*** chance I'm a millionaire! 4 years ago  
    E'ry doda FLOP! *SLAM* 4 years ago  
    No reason :P 4 years ago  
    Step 1: Find a partner 4 years ago  
    I'm a 90s kid 4 years ago  
    BEEFCAKE! :P 4 years ago  
    How unlimited? Future too? 4 years ago  
    Hard, but the accent wins it :) 4 years ago  
    I don't give birth, my partner does :P 4 years ago  
    Violence, yay! 4 years ago  
    No tax, billions of £s in less than a decade & willing recruits for my anti-zombie army! 4 years ago  
    I appreciate people, food & knowing whether or not I want to take them home :P 4 years ago  
    The gift of £250,000,000,000,000hidden among my sentimental gifts would not go amiss :D 4 years ago  
    Yep 4 years ago  
    I'm straight but I appreciate a compliment whatever the form :) 4 years ago  
    Picture says it all 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    Done 4 years ago  
    Cannibalism is below me 4 years ago  
    :) 4 years ago  
    Smart enough to overcome disability! 4 years ago  
    My enemy wouldn't live long 4 years ago  
    Marriage is a major step in someone's relationship, & I'd rather live in a world where no one needs divorce 4 years ago  
    Well Facebook isn't helping me keep friends! :P 4 years ago  
    Its an important moment, so if I don't live up to expectations I'm not ruining it for someone else :) 4 years ago  
    Less Armenian Mafia, more Godzilla :P 4 years ago  
    SHE is my f***ing soul mate! Since when was it up to anyone else to decide who I go out with? 4 years ago  
    Be happy & let others be happy. Dick 4 years ago  
    I'd be aware and capable of complex thought. Dem's da rules 4 years ago  
    I'd rather a lion go straight for my throat than end up like that village in the Lovecraft short 4 years ago  
    Fear me mortals, the night belongs to... BAT-DAM!!! 4 years ago  
    Yay movie-star! Boo not knowing the anthem at an event I know nothing about! 4 years ago  
    I'm BRITISH! If I never see rain another day in my life, it'll be 200,000,000,000,000 years too soon! 4 years ago  
    He'll be a guest in my house & watched like a hawk! 4 years ago  
    Should be fun! 4 years ago  
    Same 4 years ago  
    NEW LAW: I CAN MAKE WHATEVER LAW I WANT WHENEVER I WANT!!! 4 years ago  
    I can go up to a D at MOST! 4 years ago  
    I will save my siblings from ISIS & utterly murder those F***ing baby killers! 4 years ago  
    I haven't heard anything about Black recently 4 years ago  
    I do two thing well, EAT & WALK :P 4 years ago  
    Where I won't FREEZE TO DEATH 4 years ago  
    I'd jump FROM the building into an adjacent body of water! 4 years ago  
    And look over my shoulder the rest of my life? £50,000 is fine 4 years ago  
    Audio books then? 4 years ago  
    Never been high, but hate driving tired :P 4 years ago  
    I'm BRITISH! A good queue just means all is as it should be! 4 years ago  
    Species of the world beware! 4 years ago  
    Discipline & insane skill or disease & drunken tomfoolery? 4 years ago  
    I believe I could make the world a better place as a politician! :P 4 years ago  
    Replace the words "aren't there" with "scared sh*tless of you & vanish for their own good" & nothing changes! :D 4 years ago  
    Plus the ability to change into someone else :P 4 years ago  
    As long as I can't tell that my paradise is false! :P 4 years ago  
    Torn but leaning more towards mind powers than Klingons! 4 years ago  
    HA HA! I have no history because my computer is S***! >:D 4 years ago  
    I like Gandalf more BUT he'd get me killed! 4 years ago  
    I'd rather go with an ALLEGED sociopath with actual TALENT than a PROVEN sociopath who pisses everyone off! 4 years ago  
    Michael Biehn in Terminator 4 years ago  
    Escaping F***wit-ville is easier without a chain around my leg! 4 years ago  
    Hitler inspired supremacy, Himmler caused the holocaust! Heath Ledger, JFK, Winston Churchill, Teddy Roosevelt & Einstein are worth it! 4 years ago  
    First wish: One additional wish unrestricted by the No Money rule! 4 years ago  
    I'm fluent in friendzonese 4 years ago  
    8 more lives & EVIL! 4 years ago  
    Unless it's a pug 4 years ago  
    I think everyone is in danger of instant death at least 10% of the time 4 years ago  
    Anonymous, selective, difficult to contact & expensive. :P 4 years ago  
    I'm surrounded by happy morons. I don't envy them 4 years ago  
    Difference? 4 years ago  
    I already know I will survive (unfortunately) 4 years ago  
    I'd be F***ing Badass! 4 years ago  
    Story of my sex-life! 4 years ago  
    I like cheese :P 4 years ago  
    Harder question please 4 years ago  
    The first step towards infinite power! 4 years ago  
    I want time to really be productive per day! 4 years ago  
    Mermaids kill people for fun 4 years ago  
    Who wants to be competent, clearly spoken, knowledgeable and beautiful? ME! And who wants to be an awkward heavy breather who falls in love with an evil fairy who wants to rip her to pieces and produces a hell-spawn that you're willing to marry off to a druid with an aversion to shirts? Erm... 4 years ago  
    Funny or nothing! :D 4 years ago  
    A younger me is imagining something depressing & awkward? Time to change a life! :D 4 years ago  
    It would be cooler than being asthmatic! 4 years ago  
    Who knows, with more Hebrews in the world, Israel would've brought peace to the middle-east decades ago! No 9-11! 4 years ago  
    Run Tigers, Rhinos & Pandas! The Ants & Hornets will deal with these poacher f***wits! 4 years ago  
    I value people not pussy :P 4 years ago  
    Behold! The car-juggling 8th wonder of the world! 4 years ago  
    Suit up! 4 years ago  
    Step 1: Kill Self. Step 2: Tear the Devil a new one! Step 3: Return to Earth as immortal demon with 3 random superpowers! 4 years ago  
    Music helps everything! 4 years ago  
    Single 4 years ago  
    I'd rather waste some of my life than all of it! 4 years ago  
    I'd have fewer friends but at least I know who they are! 4 years ago  
    RR is like YOLO for the depressed! 4 years ago  
    Because HELL YEAH! 4 years ago  
    I have a far more in-depth Zombie Plan than Take-Nuke-To-The-Face Plan 4 years ago  
    I'd track down the prick who asked this question and beat him with a rabid badger! 4 years ago  
    I've never even visited Amazon 4 years ago  
    Nothing new 4 years ago  
    I'd rather live with no worries than shout out the reason I shouldn't do something stupid before dying horribly and humiliatingly! 4 years ago  
    Those families live on the largest deposits of oil, diamonds, gold and coal in the world! I'd buy the land from them and triple that billion! 4 years ago  
    If this was a real life scenario, I'd stop at nothing until the person who presented me with this ultimatum is killed in the most brutal and humiliating fashion! 4 years ago  
    The innocent person is a member of a killer's family and given painkillers and lethal injection in their sleep! 4 years ago  
    Assuming that I had every other power that makes flying less suicidal! 4 years ago  
    My way is discovering that Kate Beckinsale is under the plastic mask 4 years ago  
    Everything everywhere will kill me in Harry Potters world! 4 years ago  
    I'd rather have a SECRET wedding than mean nothing to anyone before I die 4 years ago  
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