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Would you rather listen to... Onslaught or Kreator 6 years ago 132 votes 4 comments 0 likes

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F*ck the picture and f*ck you. I answered the f*cking question that was asked - the picture is irrelevant. 6 years ago  
First, how about you suck my cock, 'cause I won't stfu. 6 years ago  
What if one of my dreams is to be immortal? 6 years ago  
Dumbass, you do realise that there's other ways to catch HIV, right? Not just through sex? You can be born with it, for example. Also, if we could cure HIV, then we'd have the technology to cure OTHER ERVS. The thing that makes HIV so difficult to cure is the fact that it embeds itself in the host's genetic code permanently, to cure HIV we'd have to be able to deal with that - the method would be transferable to other ERVs. Also, if you're the same douche from North Carolina that called me a bigot for opposing bull fighting, you're a f*cking racist hypocrite. "speak with clicking sounds." Racist c*nt. 6 years ago  
Um, pretty sure stabbing an animal lots whilst it's probably scared sh*tless and then killing it for entertainment is wrong. Also, how the f*ck does realising that make me a bigot? 6 years ago  
I'd say Sherlock Holmes was a "science hero". 6 years ago  
Your eyes move constantly, thousands of tiny micromovements a second and your brain makes it seem like your vision isn't moving - you'd never be able to control what you were aiming at. 6 years ago +2
That's nonsense. Alchemy is the medieval practice of trying to turn inexpensive metals into expensive metals like gold and silver. It has absolutely nothing to do with bringing people back to life. It's like asking "If there was gardening in the world and a loved one died would you try to bring them back or try to get over your loss and focus on other aspects of gardening?" Gardening has just as much to do with bringing people back from the dead as alchemy does. 6 years ago  
Try playing Battlefield 3 or The Witcher 2 on your iPhone. Let me know how that goes. 6 years ago  
How the f*ck is turning other base metals into gold gonna bring anyone back to life? 6 years ago +3
It wasn't an explosion - it was an expansion of a singularity - and it's still expanding. We don't know what caused the big bang, or even if cause and effect are still relevant in a singularity, but that doesn't mean the big bang didn't happen. We know it happened, literally every piece of available evidence and data supports it. God, however? Really? You're choosing a bronze age fairytale written by goat herders and nomads? 6 years ago  
Do Buddhists believe in any gods? No? That makes them f*cking atheists, dumbass. Do they follow a religion? Yes? That makes them f*cking religious, stupid c*nt. 6 years ago  
On paper both communism and capitalism should work well, but unfortunately both fail to factor in human greed so in practice both of them fail. 6 years ago  
Definitely prefer to have a rew..... Definitely prefer to have a rewind button. 6 years ago  
And the unicorns and faries will party together whilst the troll sings under the bridge to the mermaid and the dragons. Meanwhile the elves dance and the Klingons feast on Gagh. Bullsh*t. 6 years ago  
Just says "a career testing", doesn't say you personally have to wear them and be kicked in the nads/set on fire. You'd more likely be testing them in a lab under controlled conditions. Option B would let me play with fire. 6 years ago  
I'm sorry to hear that. 6 years ago  
Neither can you f*ck Hermoine if you're friendzoned. You're more likely to f*ck her if you're best mates with Harry. 6 years ago  
I didn't go to school to make friends with my teachers... 6 years ago  
WASD, b*tch. Also the mouse is more precise when aiming, 'cause it can go straight from moving left to moving right or vice versa. With a controller you have to move the analogue stick to the centre first to change the direction you're aiming. 6 years ago  
I smoke anyway, if someone offered me $300k for it I'm hardly gonna complain. 6 years ago  
I forgot the question... 6 years ago  
That's f*ckin' stupid. 6 years ago  
The crime could've been committed by 10 people who would get away free, anyway. Seriously, the 6:4 ratio here is disgusting, you'd rather kill a completely innocent person, really? That'd make you a murderer. 6 years ago  
But Kim Jong Un is batsh*t crazy... balls don't factor into it when you're batsh*t crazy. 6 years ago  
Merle would win. I'd rather Daryl win but I just couldn't see that happening. 6 years ago  
Castration does. 6 years ago +3
DT ftw! 6 years ago  
Imagine all the funding that goes into discovering cures, preventing diseases and the process of actually curing disease. Add that to all the funding that goes into various wars. Now spend all of that on research into getting to and colonizing other planets. 6 years ago  
Not really, change the future from what? What would the future be different from? 6 years ago  
Events wouldn't be altered, though, because nothing's happened to alter. You can't change the future if it hasn't happened yet because there's nothing to change it from. 6 years ago  
Change it from what? Nothing's happened yet to change. 6 years ago  
How can you "change the present"? The present is happening right now, what do you change it from? There's nothing to change. "change the present" literally makes no sense. Things are happening the way they're happening for the first time, you can't "change the present". 6 years ago  
Except history pertains to PAST events. If you changed the PAST you'd f*ck up the PRESENT, that includes preventing the holocaust. That was my whole point, seriously, how can you fail to understand that? 6 years ago  
It'll alter the what's perceived as history in the future BUT SO WILL LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO. 6 years ago  
The future isn't history... the past is... what you're saying makes no sense. If you change something now it's not gonna do sh*t to history. 6 years ago  
HP computers suck. 6 years ago  
Oh, and 3 MASSIVE battles, as well as multiple smaller ones. 6 years ago +1
No option for a smooth criminal? 6 years ago +6
Um... how? If you went out and saved 100 children right now, how would the past be affected? Absolutely nothing you can do right now can change the past. 6 years ago  
Read my comment. "I'd wish that I COULD WISH FOR...". 6 years ago  
You'd die of starvation before you burned to death... 6 years ago  
"Soccer" is sh*t. American Football is... meh. 6 years ago +2
I'd get to chill with Pvt Haggard. "THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS!" 6 years ago +1
Seeing as the pics are of two women and the question doesn't specify a reason for deciding which, I went with Israel. 6 years ago +4
Then the Geneva Convention would've never been written and signed, amongst an infinite realm of other possibilities. You mess with history and you can screw the present up in ways that you can't even begin to understand. 6 years ago  
...it's just the same storyline as Dances with Wolves or Pocahontas... 6 years ago  
There's not really any competition. Romeo and Juliet is one of the most influential and culturally important plays ever written, Harry Potter just... isn't. 6 years ago +1
Hiccups go when you have a sh*t. No, seriously. It's the actual only scientifically proven way to cure hiccups. 6 years ago  
Shame the Pope isn't an option. 6 years ago +6
Murder is UNLAWFUL killing. If abortion is legal then how the f*ck is it murder? Women will get abortions whether it's legal or not, the only difference is that making it legal provides a safe, sterile environment and means it's carried out by a professional as opposed to getting it done in a back alley by an amateur. 6 years ago +2
I'll look 'em up, though it's all 'bout the Yogscast. I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls. 6 years ago +1
Curing AIDS would be a much bigger breakthrough, medically. Providing a cure for an endogenous retrovirus would probably net you a nobel prize. 6 years ago  
Right now? A piranha... I'm nowhere near water. 6 years ago +1
"reasonable force" is a very, very loose term. 6 years ago +7
No idea who Tobuscus is, but there's no f*ckin' way he could be as mind numbingly irritating as Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie's about as funny being diagnosed with terminal cancer. 6 years ago +2
Just wear boots. 6 years ago +1
Don't like coffee but Starbucks are tax dodging dickheads. 6 years ago +2
Unfortunately, evolution has ingrained in us a preference for those with traits closer to our own. Whilst everyone has a certain degree of racist thoughts, we've also evolved the ability to ignore them in favour of not being a c*nt. 6 years ago +1
I'd rather the Legacy of Kain series depiction, but yeah, Dracula's actually a pretty good read if you yet to do so. Twilight just sucks. 6 years ago  
A maximum of -5mph? So it only goes in reverse? 6 years ago  
F*ck Islam, Judaism and Christianity. 6 years ago +3
Both, because f*ck it. 6 years ago +5
You can be both religious and an atheist... a Buddhist, for example. 6 years ago +3
No idea how the snake would use the spoon. 6 years ago  
I'm English, so...no. 6 years ago  
60% don't have enough hats. 6 years ago +1
Absolute fail. You do parenthesis first, then powers but seeing as there aren't any you do 0 x 1 FIRST. Then addition/subtraction. The answer is 13. You should go back to school. 6 years ago +1
So out of "get rich eventually." and "get rich now." you chose the former? Genius. 6 years ago +13
No it doesn't. 6 years ago +12
Fun and new things like having to learn language, how to form sounds, how to use a toilet... 6 years ago  
I did watch it. The cycling road race went past the top of my road. 6 years ago  
Doesn't say what we'd have to use the toothbrush for so I'll assume it means use the toothbrush to stab someone's eyes out. 6 years ago  
Yeah - a plane went inside a building. 6 years ago  
A nice slab of medium rare steak with a peanut butter glaze. F*ck yeah. 6 years ago  
Where does it say the cow wasn't cooked? 6 years ago  
Didn't read the question... I'd rather watch Aliens (The best in the series.). 6 years ago  
HEATHEN! 6 years ago  
Get spikey metal teeth! :D 6 years ago  
Just to f*ck with Americans. 6 years ago  
Maybe, but I'd end up gettin' pissed and running along that huge ass table singing Parklife. 6 years ago  
I'd rather sh*t out my own eyeballs and be forced to eat them. 6 years ago  
Be pretty funny to sing God Save the Queen at the Super Bowl. 6 years ago  
We have this wonderful opiate substance commonly known as "local anaesthetic". It's best to let the individual decide when they're old enough rather than have someone else decide for them. 6 years ago  
Congratulations on getting friendzoned by Hermoine. 6 years ago  
Italian, personally. 6 years ago  
So? This isn't 1939... 6 years ago  
Rocksmith. 6 years ago  
So do Republicans. The only difference is whilst Democrats want to give rich people's money to the poor, the Republicans want to give all the poor's money to the rich. Which sounds fairer - someone working 2 jobs and 50 hour weeks just to stay above water but still living in poverty whilst giving all their money to the rich, or the rich (Most of whom don't lift a finger - just sit back and watch their money roll in.) giving their money to the one working 2 jobs that makes the rich their money? Sure, people abuse the latter system by not working, but at least it does help bridge the gap between rich and poor. Speaking like the majority of people who benefit from a Democratic government (At least, how the Democrats should be, Obama's administration is more Republican than Democrat so far.) are a bunch of lazy layabouts who do f*ck all and expect to get paid for it is simply wrong. 6 years ago  
When you tell them how much money you made off of it, I'm sure they'd all try and be your bestest best friend ever in the whole f*ckin' world. 6 years ago  
Sure, keep telling yourself that if it helps you sleep at night. 6 years ago  
Was a difficult decision. Private jet or Air Force One. Whilst AF1 is badass, my own private jet would be win. 6 years ago  
A Queen Elizabeth II class Aircraft carrier counts as a boat, right? 6 years ago  
In the middle of a metal festival, laying on the ground in the middle of the village, pissed outta my skull. F*ck yeah. 6 years ago  
My thoughts exactly. 6 years ago  
Blanks at point blank would probably still pierce your skull. Sure, it's only burning card, but it comes out of the barrel at such a high velocity that the end result wouldn't be much better. 6 years ago  
That's because getting hit by a baseball running through a baseball field would probably kill a chicken. 6 years ago  
Sorry, I forgot the question. 6 years ago  
Parthenon's in Athens, the Colusseum's in Rome, dumbass. They're not even in the same country. 6 years ago  
Because things require time to move. 6 years ago  
Having a real one is MUCH better for the environment. For starters fake ones are plastic, the process of making them pumps pollutants into the air, and they're not biodegradable. Real ones, however, covert CO2 to oxygen whilst they're growing. 6 years ago  
Guess so. Competing in the Hunger Games as a wizard would be funny. 6 years ago  
Owning a ps3 would be pointless, I don't have any games for it. Makes more sense for me to own a 360 seeing as I have plenty of 360 games. 6 years ago  
If you went back and killed Hitler then the Geneva Convention wouldn't've existed. 6 years ago  
Jus' install your own wifi! :D 6 years ago  
Yeah. You want crazy? Play Final Fantasy VI and tell me Kefka isn't crazy. Or play Blood Omen 2 and tell me Magnus isn't crazy. Vaas? Not so much. :p I'd even go as far as to say Vass' sister (I forget her name.) is the insane one of the two. 6 years ago  
yeah, I've known that for a while, but in the game Vaas says something along the lines of "Someone once told me the definition of insanity is...". 6 years ago  
Then I can replace it with a buzz saw. :D 6 years ago  
Seriously? You have no idea who Bill Gates is but know who Steve Jobs is? Faith in humanity lost. 6 years ago  
Pretty sure I'd be safe. I'd be miles and miles away from the hungry lion - who lives in grassy plains and not a jungle. 6 years ago  
Italy has Venice. Not to mention Rome is basically filled with interesting landmarks, not the least of which being the Colosseum. 6 years ago  
Both. 6 years ago +3
I don't understand most of Glittertind's songs. 6 years ago  
Show me one published paper, with multiple citations, that supports the Earth being 7000 years old. 6 years ago +2
I don't care so long as the tax money is spent responsibly. 6 years ago +3
My PC isn't a console. 6 years ago  
Not really, 4/10 of them are purely there to make sure people keep believing in God and if you need the Bible to tell you the other 6 and you're incapable of working those out on your own then you're not a very good person. 6 years ago +1
There's far more terrible ones, though. 6 years ago +2
Depends on the country. Banning guns in a country like America wouldn't make much difference because it's already oversaturated with them, whereas in Japan there's virtually no gun crime. 6 years ago  
Yup, shepherds don't tend their flocks during the winter. "Christmas" is a holiday celebrating the fact that the worst part of winter is over - after that the days start getting longer and warmer, typically. 6 years ago +1
Aside from Batman, DC heroes are pretty boring. 6 years ago +1
You don't need kryptonite to kill Superman, it's possible to do it without. Just ask Doomsday. 6 years ago  
Superman would win, though Superman's boring. Spawn would slaughter them both. 6 years ago  
Fail. 6 years ago  
You do realise that a woman's urethra isn't their birth canal, right? 6 years ago +3
Yes, but to claim there's no distinction between the two is f*cking stupid. 6 years ago  
You're more likely to get run over/be in a collision on the way to pick up your ticket than you are to win. 6 years ago  
I was drinkin' when I was what... 16/17? Only a couple years below. 6 years ago +1
Being dumb would be remedied by going to a good school, whereas being intelligent and going to a bad school wouldn't let you make the most of your intelligence. 6 years ago  
We don't have Hershey's here, would be win to taste it. 6 years ago  
Shapeshift into something that refracts light around it. 6 years ago +1
Lack of belief - Belief in the subject is absent. "Believing there is no..." - actively denying the subject. 6 years ago  
Seriously? You still don't get it? You genuinely can't tell the difference between believing something does not exist and lacking belief in something? Is it really that difficult for you? If you believe there are no gods then you're actively believing that there are no gods. It's a belief in and of itself - the BELIEF that there are no gods, it's a positive belief. By your reasoning someone who hasn't even heard the concept of a god is not an atheist. They can't hold the belief that there are no gods because they don't even know what a god is, so according to you they wouldn't be an atheist? 6 years ago  
They're not the same thing, ffs, how many times do I have to explain why? 6 years ago  
79% havn't played the Legacy of Kain series. 6 years ago +2
"Atheism is the belief that there is no God," You did f*cking define atheism. Right there, see? And you got it wrong. They are not the f*cking same. "Atheism is the belief that there is no God," is a positive belief, it's an active belief against gods and requires evidence to back it up. Not believing in a god is different because it's the LACK OF BELIEF IN GODS not a POSITIVE BELIEF AGAINST GODS. How f*cking stupid are you to not see the difference? 6 years ago  
F*ck sake. Did you even read my post? YOU DID NOT CLAIM ATHEISM WAS "NOT BELIEVING IN GOD", YOU CLAIMED IT WAS "BELIEVING THERE IS NO GOD.". F*cking hell, were you born retarded? 6 years ago  
Picked one. Was a random choice, the question just said "pick one", didn't give us any criteria with which to decide. 6 years ago  
I already don't have a soul, and until I'm convinced souls are a real thing then I have no reason to believe anyone has one. 6 years ago +2
If you're wearing snow DPM chances are you're in the snow, so it'll be cooler. 6 years ago  
Still a pretty much 50/50 chance. Zombies are guaranteed to try and kill you. 6 years ago  
Vaas never really came across as crazy to me... not sure why. 6 years ago +1
I'd rather face the Koreans, and I'd rather fight the North Koreans. Seriously, most of their equipment, vehicles and weapons are hand-me-downs from China from the 1940s-1960s. South Koreans are actually pretty well armed. 6 years ago +1
Both. 6 years ago  
Just unplug it. 6 years ago +1
If you're really good looking then you probably won't be poor for very long. 6 years ago +1
Nope. The question didn't specify a timeframe with which to eat them in - could take you years if you wanted. 6 years ago +5
So they'd do something? 6 years ago +2
As far as I can tell, man, women don't even understand women. 6 years ago  
How do you get "waterboarded to death?" 6 years ago +1
No, she's English, why would she spell "mum" your way? 6 years ago  
Fish were laying eggs long before chickens existed. F*ck it, even the common ancestor between arthropods and vertebrates were laying eggs even before fish. 6 years ago +2
They always seem to get confused by our islands. :s 6 years ago +1
Pretty pointless me owning a PS3, I don't ave any games for it. Don't think one is worse or better than the other, though. 6 years ago +1
cancer's more curable than AIDS. 6 years ago  
Cats are sentient... 6 years ago  
I'd play online, if I was gullible enough to play. 6 years ago  
Spawn. 6 years ago  
Reading the Bible from cover to cover is one of the best ways to ensure you never become a Christian. Seriously, it's not even well written, has hundreds of contradictions and is filled with so much bullsh*t that you'll need re-constructive surgery from the amount of times your palm will collide with your face. 6 years ago +2
Same. 6 years ago  
Again, it's the English flag. 6 years ago  
No, it's the English flag - St George's Cross. Note it says "English" beneath it? 6 years ago +1
Starbucks are f*cking tax dodgers. 6 years ago +1
I'd wish that I could wish for more wishes. 6 years ago +2
Infinity isn't a value... 6 years ago +3
Centaur... 6 years ago  
Dumbass, you didn't say that "Atheism is not believing..." you said "Atheism is the belief that there is no God". I never once said that lack of belief and not believing were different, prick, I said that believing there is no god and lacking belief in a god were different. Stupid cunt, learn to read. You claimed atheism was BELIEVING that there is no god, I corrected you and pointed out that atheism is the LACK OF BELIEF. Your definition of atheism was wrong, and they're not the same f*ckin' thing. 6 years ago  
Ugh, atheism isn't a religion. It's not a belief, it's the LACK OF BELIEF. And no they're not the same thing worded differently. I just f*ckin' explained why not. "Believing there is no god" is actively believing something, "Not believing in any gods" is not actively believing. To claim "There aren't any gods" is a positive statement. Learn to f*cking read before you post. 6 years ago  
So what happens when you're left floating in space for billions and billions of years? The Earth isn't gonna be here forever. 6 years ago  
Like they won against the North Vietnamese? 6 years ago  
I'm English and I couldn't give two sh*ts about thanksgiving. 6 years ago +1
Dumbass, it's not about space it's about resources and waste. 6 years ago +1
Someone who f*cks dead bodies. 6 years ago +1
Blue skin over blue waffle any day. *cough*Chiana from Farscape*cough*. 6 years ago +1
Pretty sure a bag full of money would be a pretty expensive bag. The difference is - option B is plural. 96% of people are f*ckin' stupid. 6 years ago  
School's what... 15 years of your life? 6 years ago  
Seriously? The vast majority think that remembering only the good things is best? If all you remember are the bad things that happen, then it'll make the best things seem a lot better. Only remember the good things? Good luck trying to experience better things. 6 years ago +3
"I bet I can make your panties disappear.". 6 years ago +4
You mean sterile? And no, it's not. 6 years ago +1
Blackadder > Mr Bean. Imo. 6 years ago  
Ironically, Liv Tyler - Steve's daughter - starred in Lord of the Rings as Arwen. So technically Steven Tyler looks more like something out of Lord of the Rings. 6 years ago +1
I'd rather marry Steven Tyler's daughter. F*ck yeah. 6 years ago  
I'm a bloke. I can shave it all off. 6 years ago  
In retrospect I probably should've picked dust. Dust is mostly comprised of dead skin cells, which - although minimal - hold more nutritional value than gold. Pure gold is worthless when it comes to survival. Dead cells made of carbon that my own living cells can actually metabolise are a lot better. 6 years ago  
If I didn't play with Meccano more than lego when I was a kid, I probably wouldn't be able to fix my car whenever it goes wrong like I can now, saving my thousands of £. Seriously, your interests start young. 6 years ago  
Depends on the meat, generally most meats are safe to eat raw (Assuming they're fresh, I mean... eating raw 10 day old roadkill is never a good idea.), poultry is probably the least safest meat to eat raw. The raw eggs in cookie dough will probably give you salmonella. (Ironically, eating fresh raw salmon won't give you salmonella.) 6 years ago  
3% are closet necrophiliacs. 6 years ago +1
If I could learn any modern language, I'd learn Norwegian/Swedish, (Both very similar, jus' so I could understand what a lot of my fave bands were singing without having to look it up. >__ 6 years ago +1
A hobo's sh*te would be more nutritional, but c'mon... 6 years ago +2
Sometimes I wear corpse paint, but I could live without it. F*ck stinking. 6 years ago  
Girls who play tabletop wargames (Warhammer 40,000, Warmachine, Infinity, Dark Potential, etc.), or P&P RPGs (Dungeons and Dragons, anything using the D20 System, the WHFRP, etc.).... yes please. 6 years ago  
Yeah... those rocks were quarried and carved in Wales. Stonehenge is in Wiltshire, England. Whilst many questions remain, the "mystery" behind Stonehenge isn't as mysterious as one would believe. To understand it better, I suggest you look up two other archaeological sites nearby - such as Woodhenge. 6 years ago  
Probably because it was easier for you to learn. Assuming English is your first language, they're both derived from Latin-based languages. Japanese has a completely different set of linguistic rules that govern it - making it harder for people of European descent to learn. Personally, I'd like to be able to speak both. 6 years ago +1
I'm sure the person who asked the question meant that too, but I'm English and what he meant and what he said is different :p. Both are boring, anyway. Only sports I really follow are Moto GP and Rugby. 6 years ago  
They're pretty much interlinked, but science relies heavily on maths. 6 years ago  
Halo because f*ck EA. 6 years ago +2
Just have 1 nail, then let that heal like a piercing then hammer in the other 14 individually through the hole. 6 years ago +1
Normally do both, chill out an' have a few at the pub then head to wherever I plan on gettin' slaughtered. 6 years ago  
The difference is subtle but important. Lack of belief is different to belief in the negative. There is a distinction there, for example all babies are atheists in that they lack belief in gods - a baby is too young to grasp the concept of a god let alone believe there are or aren't any. 6 years ago  
I can't think of a single Tupac song off the top of my head. However, who doesn't know the Batman theme? 6 years ago  
Religion does a lot more damage than just a death toll. It gets in the way of freedom of expression and scientific/medical advancement being the most prominent. 6 years ago +1
Sure, I'll buy a college for 5mil. 6 years ago +2
The one on the right in the left picture and the one on the left in the right picture. 6 years ago +8
Sure, why not, if it's hot enough to boil water be funny to see what wearing a coat does. 6 years ago +1
I'd play with my tits all day. 6 years ago +6
Dracula had control over wolves, using them in one instance to prevent Jonathan Harker from leaving. 6 years ago  
Spadeface or an alpaca? Neither, thanks. 6 years ago +2
Mammal food.* 6 years ago  
Also the most harmful. Plants are probably the most valuable life, in that without them most other life would die out. 6 years ago +2
"Objectively", you know what that means? 6 years ago  
Not quite, it's the lack of belief in any gods. 6 years ago  
Christianity is NOT "good is rewarded and evil is punished." It's "Doesn't matter if you're good or evil, you'll be rewarded so long as you submit to God." 6 years ago +1
I'd be H. Sapiens Sapiens. 6 years ago +1
Why the f*ck is rock lumbered in with pop? 6 years ago +8
Or the fire evaporates the melted ice. 6 years ago  
Midgets... falling off a cliff... I know it's wrong, but it'd be so damned funny to watch. 6 years ago +3
Superman can move really fast, too, not to mention that he can take a direct path. 6 years ago  
They gas Jews. 6 years ago  
An astrologist, simply because all I have to do is write a bunch of bullsh*t that applies to everyone and then get rich off dumbasses who believe that crap. 6 years ago +3
Football sucks, jus' a bunch of men running after a ball to kick it in a net. 6 years ago  
Yeah, jus' 'cause it'd piss all the batsh*t crazy fundie Christians off and it'd be hilarious. 6 years ago +1
I'd rather choose option A, but I just can't bring myself to do so. 6 years ago  
Can make a f*ck ton, too. Open, empty, sell. Open, empty, sell. Ad infinitum. 6 years ago +4
Nope. 6 years ago  
I... PUT THE SCREW... IN THE TUNA! 6 years ago  
Team IDGAF. 6 years ago +1
Really? :s 6 years ago +3
I don't do either... 6 years ago  
That just looks uncomfy. 6 years ago +3
"see everything in slo motion - OR - 2x faster." If you saw everything twice as fast as it normally is your reaction times would be twice as long. If you saw everything in slow motion you'd have longer to react. 6 years ago  
If you were a physicist then understanding chemistry would be piss easy. 6 years ago  
Not if he meant he reluctantly prefers Jessica Alba. 6 years ago +1
No cheese means no pizza, no toasted cheese sandwich, no macaroni and cheese, the list goes on. 6 years ago +5
Billions and billions of people all over the world work their asses off day in day out for just enough money to get by - a lot of the time not even that, whilst the people paying them just get richer and richer off of their labour whilst sitting on their asses doing nothing. 6 years ago +1
Dafuq is wrong with you? 6 years ago +1
I wouldn't last 1 round, but "I once boxed Mike Tyson and lost." is a much better thing to say than "Once a bear raped me in my ass.". 6 years ago  
Chess is good, but it's easier to sit down and have a laugh with a mate playing checkers. You can sorta... play it in the background. 6 years ago  
If giving birth is so bad then why do women willingly go through it multiple times? How often do you see men willingly smash their balls with a hammer twice? 6 years ago  
Doesn't say you have to live like the Amish - just live with them. You could still have internet. 6 years ago  
The majority are dumbasses. 6 years ago +3
"I wish for infinite wishes" then "I wish the lottery numbers would be..." then buy stock from a company then "I wish that company's stocks would go up by 1000%."... etc. You don't have to wish for money, and you'd get a lot more than $10 million. 6 years ago +4
Says nothing about being under anaesthetic. Then I'd be able to get metal teeth like Jaws. 6 years ago +1
Just to add, HIV is an ERV, endogenous retrovirus, it literally becomes a part of the host's genetic code by inserting its own genetic code into a random spot in the host's genome. Which is why it's so hard to cure and why it gets passed from generation to generation. 6 years ago  
South African women... 6 years ago +5
Lilo and Stitch is now considered "old"? F*ck. 6 years ago +3
Not when Pedobear senses underage ass. Nothing can stop him. 6 years ago  
Depends. Been so long since I did any coke that it'd be fun to do a few lines, but I could do with a smoke, too. 6 years ago  
Happens all too often, someone is executed with either a really weak case against them, or executed and found to be innocent after. 6 years ago  
Braces are temporary. 6 years ago +8
If you own a bank you basically own the US army as well. 6 years ago +2
Or not. 6 years ago +1
Osama's been found. 6 years ago +2
Do they spit or swallow? 6 years ago +2
"Poor for life" my arse. With that kind of ability you'd be rakin' it in. 6 years ago +1
We call what you call "potato chips" crisps. Do you get confused when your fries are baked or roasted? 6 years ago  
Rabbit food or chicken period... no thanks. 6 years ago  
My thoughts exactly. 6 years ago +2
"Never have to pay for gas" just take all of it and sell it for however much you want. After all, if you own it all you control the market you set the price and it's not like there's low demand for it. 6 years ago +1
Three cans of pure alcohol? F*ck yeah! F*ck you liver! 6 years ago +2
A f*cking legend. Host of QI, amongst other things. 6 years ago  
Neither, personally. It should be illegal to have it done under the age of 18, though. 6 years ago +1
"Hey, you know they're not gonna give you the ball when you find the ecstasy, right? That was only for your training. They've conditioned you to obey them all for that little ball. Now turn on them, break your master's control over you and be free!" 6 years ago  
Win! 6 years ago  
Banks control N. America, drug lords control S. America. 6 years ago +4
Bath... 6 years ago  
Even if you got that 10% you'd royally f*ck history up. 6 years ago +7
Stop time... then as soon as you move, including breathing, every single atom in the air - frozen in time - would tear you to pieces. Even if you survived that, the light would be frozen in place and you'd be blind. 6 years ago +2
If I ran through my school naked I'd probably get put on the sex offenders list... 6 years ago +1
Jus' spend some of that money towards finding a cure. 6 years ago +1
There's not really anything on the moon... 6 years ago +2
The fight would go on for so long that eventually Magikarp would evolve to Gyarados and Metapod to Butterfree... then "Magikarp" wins. 6 years ago +3
Already got several, wanna get more though. 6 years ago  
I'd be Batman. 6 years ago +3
Wrong. It's the fact that when you usually eat turkey you eat a LOT of other stuff and digesting all that uses up a lot of energy. There's around 300mg of tryptophan per every 100g of turkey. You need about 1.5g of tryptophan on a completely empty stomach for it to have even a slight effect. So on a completely empty stomach, if you ate 1.5g of pure tryptophan you'd still only feel mildly sleepy. Even the turkey you're eating will drastically slow down the rate at which the tryptophan's being absorbed, along with all the other stuff you're likely eating. It's the carbohydrates and energy used up whilst digesting that make you sleepy - not tyrptophan. 6 years ago  
You mean they don't force rape victims to marry their rapists, or punish people who get tattoos with death? Yeah, that'd be most "Christians.". 6 years ago  
Be a teenager again and live through your 20s again, as well. 6 years ago +1
Wait, no, I forgot about pizza! 6 years ago  
London? Really? You could pick anywhere in the world and you're picking London? You live in Hawaii and you'd move to London? Y'got problems. >_ 6 years ago +3
No. White tigers are the result of a mutation caused by humans inbreeding tigers. White tigers are unhealthy for the tiger population. Has nothing to do with snow. 6 years ago +1
The movies were sh*t, read the comics or play the games. 6 years ago  
Yes, you can, but you can still have more fun getting twatted with booze than you can with soft drinks. 'Sides, mead is nicer than any soft drink. 6 years ago  
24 hour time... 6 years ago +7
Not being a suck up to a God who doesn't exist. 6 years ago +2
Hitman. 6 years ago +1
No, they have our flag in their flag because they're part of the Commonwealth and used to be part of our empire. 6 years ago +1
Northern Ireland is part of the UK, dumbass. 6 years ago  
Bow and arrow ARROWS. Just the arrows, man. Arrows won't accidentally go off if their percussion cap gets dented. 6 years ago  
I already have a 360, but I'd rather have another one than a Wii. 6 years ago +1
It's a shorthand version of a contraction of two words. 6 years ago  
Nah, jus' more chilled out in a pool. 6 years ago +7
Ninja - spend 80% of your time farming a rice paddy disguised as a local. No thanks. 6 years ago  
F*ck that, that'd be pocket money compared to what you could do with the stock market. 6 years ago +1
1g of silver = about 64p whereas 1g of gold = about £34. 6 years ago +1
If I'm her friend and she has a great personality then chances are she has some hot friends with great personalities. 6 years ago +4
Better against zombies. 6 years ago +2
Actually, during the time it grows it decreases CO2. It's actually better for the environment to use a real one, so long as it's replaced with a new tree. 6 years ago  
F*ck, wrong one. Meant to click "Stub your toe...", jus' wear steel toe caps. 6 years ago  
Just because the speed itself doesn't have any adverse effects, you still have to factor in that going 500mph in most places will just result in you going splat against a tree. Also, being able to run 500mph would say nothing of the acceleration - how fast you could eventually reach 500mph. For example, it could take you several hours to get that speed up. Which would be pointless. 6 years ago  
Its true meaning - y'mean, celebrating that the worst of Winter is over and if you survived Winter up to that point then you're highly likely to make it through to Spring? 'Cause that's what the true meaning of it is. According to Judeo-Christian mythology Jesus wasn't even born in Winter. 6 years ago +1
Lucky c*nt. It's £5 over here, you get it for about £2.40 cheaper. 6 years ago  
I am Dave! Yognaught and I have the balls! 6 years ago +3
Just have sex with other people who have AIDS, it's not like you can catch it twice. 6 years ago  
Intolerance is born from ignorance. 6 years ago +4
Simone Simmons. Enough said. 6 years ago  
Nah, it'll jus' ruin it. 6 years ago +1
Wouldn't A result in B, anyway? If you always felt like you had to go you wouldn't know when you really did. 6 years ago +5
That has nothing to do with whether or not you're a theist. 6 years ago  
If I had a son/daughter I really couldn't care. 6 years ago +1
Just knowing would be worthless unless you can provide evidence to show the rest of the world one way or another. 6 years ago +1
Just have a f*ckin' bath. 6 years ago  
JFK. As much as MLK Jr.'s death sucked, it wouldn't've had the impact it did on equal rights if he had to've survived. 6 years ago +3
F*ck, I actually can't pick. 6 years ago  
Just one? Shame. 6 years ago +1
Pretty sure fish and arthropods were laying eggs long before chickens evolved. 6 years ago +1
Canada, definitely. 6 years ago +2
Shooting Osama would be kinda redundant. 6 years ago  
On the contrary. Sure, in countries like Japan gun crime is virtually nil, but in a country like America, that's oversaturated with firearms already, then banning them would just cause more deaths. 6 years ago +2
Be cream made? What? 6 years ago +5
I'd spend literally all day playing with my tits. 6 years ago +4
It didn't say packaged, it said pulp-free. Could just as easily be fresh squeezed but put through a filter. 6 years ago +2
The people, mostly A, but the government definitely B. 6 years ago +2
I don't have a religion to change. 6 years ago  
That pizza looks boring. Nothing but cheese on it. 6 years ago +2
That's stupid, that's not educating you about sex at all. It is ultimately their choice, which is why they should be as well educated about it as possible. They're gonna f*ck anyway, so it's best they learn what to expect rather than just "abstinence only!" and go into it blind and ending up having a kid at age 15. 6 years ago +1
No, he's right. 6 years ago  
Just draw myself flying. 6 years ago +1
Tarantula bites are relatively harmless. 6 years ago +1
Odin's real, your God is not. Don't have to prove a damned thing. 6 years ago  
Being an atheist and being wrong doesn't necessarily equate to going to Hell. You could be wrong about Brahman, the Hindu god, or Odin, or Zeus, or any number of thousands of gods that people have believed in. 6 years ago +3
God, in Judeo-Christian mythology is omnipotent, whereas the Olympian gods aren't - would be much easier to kill them all than to dethrone the Judeo-Christian one. 6 years ago +1
Odin's real no matter what you say. I don't have to prove anything to you. Odin is definitely real. 6 years ago  
You couldn't prove sh*t, even if you wanted to, that makes you a f*cking idiot for blindly believing it. The Bible was written by f*cking nomads and goat herders. 6 years ago  
If I was born with a giraffe neck my heart wouldn't be strong enough to pump blood to my brain and I'd be dead. 6 years ago +1
My "badass" acting? The f*ck you on about? If God's real then f*cking prove it, until such a time where you've removed all reasonable doubt as to the existence of God you can suck my d*ck. 6 years ago  
After being kicked in the balls, how often do you hear us say "I want to do that again." compared to how often you hear women say they want another baby? 6 years ago  
I'd rather be Death. 6 years ago +1
Keep dreaming f*cker. Hell's a f*cking lie, so is your God. F*cking bronze age fairy tale. You're a gullible tosser for believing it. 6 years ago  
Seeing as that's the South Korean flag, I assume the question is referring to South Korea. 6 years ago +5
Yes, it is a "sin", but the whole idea of "sin" is f*cking stupid, so it doesn't matter. 6 years ago +3
I don't have a PS3 to comment on whether or not I prefer the 360 or the PS3, but I don't have any PS3 games and I have a lot of 360 games so I'd rather have a 360 so I can still play them. 6 years ago +1
Why would I want to change your mind? I couldn't care less what you believe but what you believe is really f*ckin' stupid. Blind faith in bronze age mythology. Your God is no more or less real than Zeus or Odin. 6 years ago  
Faith is just gullibility masquerading as a virtue - the blind belief in something that's entirely unsupported by evidence. Having faith that something exists is not a good thing. If I were to have faith in the underpant gnomes, who steal underpants, you'd think I was crazy, right? Well, faith in God is no different. 6 years ago  
What evidence do you have to support that? 6 years ago  
How well equipped do you think that system is, enough to handle that kind of influx? All that would happen would be orphanages being shut down. People would have abortions anyway, legalizing it just means they have somewhere hygienic and safe to get it done, by a professional. 6 years ago +2
Only 3? Shame. 6 years ago +1
Just leave earlier. 6 years ago +1
Not good. No president can serve more than 2 terms, so the chances of him getting re-elected are pretty slim. 6 years ago +7
Animaniacs incl. Pinky and the Brain! :D 6 years ago +1
Really? Me too, thinking about them. 6 years ago +1
Why does the "PC Fanboys" pic have the Xbox logo? 6 years ago +11
18 all over again, but wait 'till I'm 50. 6 years ago  
Undefined magic powers? 6 years ago +1
So we either have a facebook account and it's our "life", or it's pointless? No middle ground here? "Yes, I have Facebook and I use it once in a while." 6 years ago +6
No one except Americans give a sh*t about the Superbowl. 6 years ago +13
Um, dumbass... two adults not being able to get married because they're gay IS discrimination. 6 years ago +3
They're not mutually exclusive. Buddhism is an atheistic religion. 6 years ago +3
Dodge ANYTHING. Obviously. 6 years ago  
Sh*t, clicked the wrong one. >_ 6 years ago  
Would you rather use an apple or a fruit? Whoever made this question is a dumbass. 6 years ago +3
I'd rather have 20/20 vision and braces. Braces are temporary. 6 years ago +2
No it hasn't, haha, it's only been there for 60-70 odd years. Dumbass. 6 years ago  
Or you want to run anything that uses DirectX 10 or 11. 6 years ago  
I could, I live in England. 6 years ago  
B makes no f*cking sense. 6 years ago +3
Depends entirely on the surroundings. Anatomically they're almost identical except for the size of the jaw. Lions have longer jaws giving their bite less pressure but more length and the tigers have shorter jaws with a harder bite but less reach. If it was in a jungle then a Tiger would win, if it was in the African plains then a Lion would. If it was anywhere else then it's be pretty much 50/50. 6 years ago +1
England's a sh*thole. Trust me. 6 years ago +1
If I was Megan Fox I'd spend all day fingering myself and never get anything done... ever. 6 years ago +7
"All of your family members", well... seeing as all life shares a common ancestor, that'd effectively be wiping out all life on Earth. 6 years ago +4
You can never know if a Christian president would follow everything out of the Bible, either. Bother are just as sick and twisted as each other. 6 years ago  
I prefer Thor, but I went for Superman, assuming they're fighting on Earth with very limited Kryptonite. 6 years ago +1
If Pokemon were real ANYONE could be a trainer. If Harry Potter were real your life probably wouldn't be any different. 6 years ago +5
Bull fighting is a disgusting "sport". 6 years ago +7
Yes, I do. 6 years ago  
Plastic. Imagine sh*tting out the glass. 6 years ago +2
I'm English and I'd've voted for Libertarians. Though, this question is "Who will win..." not "Which would you rather won?"and that's pretty obvious by now. 6 years ago  
People will have abortions anyway. The only difference legalizing it'll make is those people will be able to get it done safely in a sterile environment with a professional as opposed to a backstreet unlicensed surgeon. 6 years ago +6
It asks would you rather "DIE FROM", not "How would you avoid". 6 years ago  
Chances are in 5000 years we'll have overcome ageing, either through medical science or robotics. 6 years ago +1
EA are the biggest con artists in the gaming industry. F*ck EA. 6 years ago +1
Teleport inside a bank vault. Grab money. Teleport out. 6 years ago +4
Thunderbird. I get Thunderbird 2. 6 years ago +2
I don't know. I don't know if Thor, Quetzalcoatl or Odin exist, either. Or underpant gnomes, or the invisible pink unicorn, or the FSM. Why should I believe in God or any of them? 6 years ago +3
Um, no, beer has less alcohol and you can drink more beer. Fail. 6 years ago +5
Saddens me that people put more value on Harry Potter than Romeo and Juliet. Really? 6 years ago +2
Physics. If you understand physics then it's easier to understand chemistry. 6 years ago +1
Thrash or old school Death Metal. F*ck this "death metal/core" sh*te. 6 years ago +1
Skip. Don't own a PS3. 6 years ago  
Doomsday kills Superman without needing Kryptonite. 6 years ago  
Jean Luc Picard in the Enterprise E. 6 years ago  
Dumbasses. 6 years ago  
What if the memory how to read/write is reset, too? 6 years ago +1
Prove it. 6 years ago  
Turn the briefcase into the Enterprise E. 6 years ago  
Doesn't matter which side he means, he didn't state it in the question. 6 years ago  
Covert military intelligence operations. 6 years ago  
Do we get to keep their skin? 6 years ago  
Can we shoot the baby out of a cannon? 6 years ago  
Camille Saint Saens. 6 years ago  
Pretty sure if you were throwing up your whole life you wouldn't be able to breathe... 6 years ago +1
Everyone has to wear a traffic cone on their head on Thursdays. Punishable by death. 6 years ago  
I'd suffer for it. Please don't make me eat any more bacon, I couldn't possibly take it, it's too delicious. 6 years ago  
Realistically? They'd both happen. 6 years ago  
Sure you do. Where is this God, then? 6 years ago  
If you had all the money in the world then money would be pointless. 6 years ago  
Can't f*ck Hermoine if you've been friendzoned, either. Different story if you're mates with her friend. 6 years ago  
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE! :D 6 years ago  
Rocksmith. 6 years ago  
What's a democrate? A box full of TNT? 6 years ago  
Who cares? "Visit" not "live there". 6 years ago  
What's the difference? 6 years ago +1
Dumbass, the Colosseum is in Rome, the Parthenon is in Greece, they're not even in the same country. 6 years ago  
I'm English and pretty much everyone has manual. I shift without even thinking about it, it's not difficult to use. 6 years ago  
Unless you're sleeping next to them 'cause they're your cellmate. 6 years ago  
Green. 'Cause then I could grow tusks and be an Ork. 6 years ago  
Invent the internet. 6 years ago  
You already have your current face and your current body? No sh*t. 6 years ago  
Thrash and Metal were very much alive in the 80's. 6 years ago  
Paris Hilton. 6 years ago  
Don't care about the "seductive" part, jus' so long as I'd be like Kain from the Legacy of Kain series. 6 years ago  
I'd rather be Radcliff. Bet he gets all the b*tches. 6 years ago  
I'm not even American and I'd vote Ron Paul. 6 years ago +1
It'd be possible to survive the former. If you pass out as you fall your body would go limp and absorb the impact better. Sure, you'd be f*cked, but there's a greater chance of survival than drowning. 6 years ago  
I never cut my hair, so I'll never have a bad haircut. 6 years ago  
Blind from birth. Technology exists now to literally cure blindness. If you've already experienced sight then you know what to expect. Imagine being blind from birth and then suddenly being able to see for the first time. 6 years ago  
I rolled a die to find out. 1-3: £1 mil, 4-6 $1 bil. Obviously I'd've got 0 if I went for $1 bil. 6 years ago  
Australia. Stereotypically friendly, forward thinking, amazing weather and ass everywhere. America... land of the fundamentally ignorant Christians and fat ass everywhere. 6 years ago +1
f*cking hate coffee. 6 years ago  
"The past history." As opposed to the future history, right? 6 years ago  
Spawn. 6 years ago  
I could say "Go f*ck yourself." twice a day and still be able to say "F*ck off.". 6 years ago  
Can I press the button twice? 6 years ago  
Um... 53% voting for "Richest". Obviously couldn't be the "Smartest" people in the world, seeing as they can't even work out that if they weren't so stupid they could become the richest person in the world with their superior intellect. 6 years ago  
Is that why the computers at CERN run on iOS? Oh wait... they don't. They run on Windows. 6 years ago  
So owls reproduce through mitosis? 6 years ago  
Game theory. 6 years ago  
If I'm crossing with them, I'd go with crocodiles. I could take a ride on their back. 6 years ago  
Really f*cking hard question. In the end I had to roll a die to choose randomly. Which is exactly why it doesn't matter which I'd prefer. >_ 6 years ago  
Son's gay? If I had a gay son I couldn't care less. There's nothing wrong with it. If I had a lesbian wife? Well... f*ck. 6 years ago  
Fuuuuuck, thought this was which is better. Clicked computer. >_ 6 years ago  
If we got rid of sexism who would make my sammiches? 6 years ago  
This is basically just asking "Are you from America, or from literally anywhere else in the world?" Pretty sure everyone who's not American (And even some Americans) said the EU. 6 years ago  
Went for "forgotten", but really couldn't care less - I'll be dead. 6 years ago  
Every single sperm cell in my bollocks has a chance to live. Why do you not cry when I get sucked off? 6 years ago  
Why the f*ck is Dumbledore winning? Seriously? 6 years ago  
Depends whether or not it includes Ep 1-3. 6 years ago  
I went for war, because war contributes to a large percentage of world hunger. However, I can't ignore the medical and scientific advancements that come along with war. Ultimately, ending war would eventually be a massive contributor to ending world hunger. 6 years ago  
Acid. So long as it's lysergic diethylamide and I can lick it off. 6 years ago  
Simone Simmons? Yes please. 6 years ago  
Equally, if you're rich you'll also have fame. Fame can be brought. However, being famous doesn't always equate to wealth. 6 years ago  
Italy has Pizza and the Colosseum. Been to Paris, it's boring. 6 years ago  
What if "what I love" is making $2,000,000 a year? 6 years ago  
I'd wish to be able to wish for money. 6 years ago  
Seriously? 55% would rather be completely stupid than intelligent and disabled? What if your disability was having no legs, and you were really intelligent in the field of bionic enhancements? 6 years ago  
Don't forget the question is "Would you rather..." not "Which do you believe in.". Assuming the God is the Biblical Judeo-Christian one, I'd still rather the Big Bang. The Judeo-Christian God is a self-righteous, jealous, twisted and sick f*cker, whereas the big bang means that every atom in the entire universe is inseparably linked. The Big Bang has some truly beautiful connotations, whereas if God were real, it'd mean all life in the world is a slave to his vanity. 6 years ago +1
This isn't asking "Which is true and which isn't." This is asking "Which would you rather.". 6 years ago  
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