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Joined on November 29th, 2012 (2,455 days ago)

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Would you rather Have a job you hate but never be allowed to quit or Have a spouse you hate but never be allowed to divorce 3 years ago 789 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather enjoy your scotch or bourbon Neat or On the Rocks 6 years ago 268 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who is a greater dark lord Sauron or Palpatine 6 years ago 1,705 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smoke Indoor grown or Outdoor grown 6 years ago 152 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would steal a million dollars if you had a 100% chance of getting away with it? Yes or No 6 years ago 530 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Disarm bombs and IEDs without a robot or Clean cobra pits by hand 6 years ago 222 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Steal from a homeless person or Drown a puppy 6 years ago 250 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you do someone else's prison term for a million dollars a year? Yes or No 6 years ago 361 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Penn & Teller or Criss Angel 6 years ago 331 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Water out of these bongs or A can of Natty Light open form the night before with a wad of dip and a cigarette butt in it 6 years ago 1,140 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Milwaukee's Best or Natty Light 6 years ago 240 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to Hogwarts or Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters 6 years ago 5,329 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know the exact time, date, and manner of your death? Yes or No 6 years ago 437 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be morbidly obese or Have very bad permanent BO that no deodorant, soap, cologne, or perfume could get rid of. 6 years ago 1,215 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fall out of a plane without a parachute or Drown 6 years ago 527 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only have sex with plain Janes (4-5/10), but never have to worry about STDs or Have sex with Emma Watson as many times as you want, but get genital herpes. 6 years ago 1,407 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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In a zombe apocalypse, would you rather have as your companion A DEVGRU (Seal Team 6) Operator or Emma Watson 6 years ago 1,475 votes 47 comments 0 likes
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In a zombie apocalypse, would you rather have Unlimited Ammo or Unlimited Food 6 years ago 1,012 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Playstation or N64 6 years ago 2,193 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Unlimited sex whenever you want it or Unlimited weed whenever you want it 6 years ago 1,123 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use MLA or Chicago Style 6 years ago 174 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to Coachella or Burning Man 6 years ago 198 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have as your butler Edwin Jarvis (Iron Man) or Alfred Pennyworth (Batman) 6 years ago 2,635 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex In the middle of a crowded stadium. or Infront of your parents 6 years ago 945 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Will there be a war with North Korea Yes or No 6 years ago 192 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather date A Playboy Playmate or A Suicide Girl 6 years ago 1,865 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat an entire pizza with extra anchovies out of a dumpster or Chew gum from under a public table for 5 minutes 6 years ago 2,433 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Scotch or Beer 6 years ago 385 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A drink from Mímisbrunnr (Well of Wisdom) or Mjölnir (Thor's Hammer) 6 years ago 159 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in Nazi Germany or Stalinist Russia 6 years ago 739 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a partner who's ugly, but really good in bed or hot, but really bad in bed 6 years ago 2,265 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be chased by a german shepherd covered in bacon grease or Fight above your weight class in the UFC 6 years ago 220 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smoke with Bob Marley or Willie Nelson 6 years ago 170 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smoke with Bob Marley or Cheech and Chong 6 years ago 166 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have as president Ron Paul or Ronald Reagan 6 years ago 392 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read The Iliad or The Odyssey 6 years ago 194 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather read The Tell-Tale Heart or The Raven 6 years ago 180 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you actually like Valentine's Day? Yes or No 6 years ago 298 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have General Tso's or Colonel Sanders' 6 years ago 1,914 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Play in the Superbowl, World Series, Stanley Cup Finals, NBA Finals, World Cup Finals etc..... or Go into Space 6 years ago 390 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be with The person you're with now or One of your ex's. 6 years ago 330 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend 72 hours As the opposite sex or As another species 6 years ago 488 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Morgan Freeman read everything to you or Gordon Ramsay cook everything for you 6 years ago 247 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A Jedi Knight or A Sith Lord 6 years ago 2,055 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have your own TARDIS or Millenium Falcon 6 years ago 2,213 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live under Authoritarianism (Fascism, Communism, National Socialism, Military Junta, Absolute Monarchy, etc.) or Anarchism (Anarcho-Capitalist, Anarcho-Syndicalism, Voluntarism, etc.) 6 years ago 630 votes 32 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have More Security, But Less Crime, Less Privacy, & Less Liberty or More Liberty & More Privacy, But More Crime, & Less Security 6 years ago 612 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a new assault weapons ban now? Yes or No 6 years ago 830 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which iconic movie gun would you rather have Walther PPK (From James Bond) or S&W M29 (From Dirty Harry) 6 years ago 364 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Elder Scrolls or Fallout 6 years ago 785 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Single Malt or Blended 6 years ago 212 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Sesame Street or The Muppets 6 years ago 543 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather meet Elmo or Cookie Monster 6 years ago 458 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A good person, but an ineffective leader. or An evil person, but very effective leader. 6 years ago 683 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave or Number 10 Downing St 6 years ago 546 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a small, loyal group of fans, but never gain comercial success or Be a one hit wonder 6 years ago 475 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make twice as much money and age twice as fast or Make half as much money and age half as fast 6 years ago 402 votes 10 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be A Knight or A Samurai 6 years ago 459 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a painting by Picasso or Salvador Dali 6 years ago 407 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight in the arena with Other Gladiators or Lions 6 years ago 462 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight with A Sword or A Battle Axe 6 years ago 457 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch How I Met Your Mother or The Big Bag Theory 6 years ago 695 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a new assault weapons ban? Yes or No 6 years ago 819 votes 43 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be The opposite sexual orientation of what you are now* or The opposite sex of what you are now (any orientation) 6 years ago 423 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Who is better Indiana Jones or Lara Croft 6 years ago 731 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Stout (Irish, Imperial, Milk, Belgian, Oatmeal,Oyster, ...etc) or IPA* (West Coast, Belgian, Imperial, ...etc) 6 years ago 536 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Could you forgive your partner for cheating on you Yes or No 6 years ago 1,363 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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If you found out your bf/gf/crush was a vampire, would you rather Stake him/her or Help him/her find victims 6 years ago 1,443 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have, with you in a zombie outbreak, Michonne or Daryl 6 years ago 1,623 votes 22 comments 4 likes
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Would you rather worship The Greek Gods of Olympus or The Norse Gods of Asgard 6 years ago 422 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fly An F-22 Raptor or An AH-64 Apache 6 years ago 193 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight A Dragon or Giant 6 years ago 596 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Roman gladiator, with the chance to eventually win your freedom or Roman house slave for the rest of your life. 6 years ago 539 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you hide Jews in your home in Nazi Germany, knowing you would likely get caught and sent to the camps with them? Yes or No 6 years ago 459 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be red than dead Yes or No 6 years ago 670 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Old Linkin Park or New Linkin Park 6 years ago 1,099 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have as your doctor Turk or JD 6 years ago 467 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch Grey's Anatomy or House 6 years ago 544 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Stick your hand in a jar of used needles or Lick a dirty public bathroom clean with your tongue 6 years ago 8,037 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Fight the ticket in court or Just pay the fine 6 years ago 392 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get fired from your job or Get arrested 6 years ago 429 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather cut a loud fart While giving a presentation at work or school or Infront of a date 6 years ago 396 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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If you were on a plane that was about to crash with your gf/bf/crush, and there was only 1 parachute, would you rather Give her/him the parachute and go down with the plane or Keep it for yourself 6 years ago 1,297 votes 77 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be sentenced to death by The Electric Chair or Lethal Injection 6 years ago 1,656 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be sentenced to death by Hanging or Firing Squad 6 years ago 1,619 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better director Stanley Kubrick or Martin Scorsese 6 years ago 413 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have "I Just Had Sex" play every time you get laid or The "Imperial March" play every time you enter a room 6 years ago 220 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you play Russian Roulette one time with one bullet for $100,000,000? Yes or No, I'd rather not 6 years ago 1,456,925 votes 10,288 comments 119 likes
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Would you rather see you bf/gf/crush Get het by a car or Sleeping with someone you hate 6 years ago 1,219 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make it to the Superbowl and loose or Not even make the playoffs 6 years ago 2,161 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Who is a better spy James Bond or Jason Bourne 6 years ago 276 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather join The Army or The Marines 6 years ago 413 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which is a camo better pattern Multicam or A-TACS 6 years ago 323 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Which is a better weapon M4/M16/AR15 or AK47 6 years ago 681 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be fluent in French or German 6 years ago 214 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to speak 25 languages of your choice, but forget how to speak your native language or Only speak your native language 6 years ago 186 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who is the better Bond? Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig 6 years ago 347 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which movie car would you rather drive A DeLorean DMC12 (Back to the Future) or An Aston Martin DB5 (Goldfinger) 6 years ago 398 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have one year to live and spend it with the love of your life or Live to be 100, but never find love 6 years ago 263 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to fly or to make any drawing or photo become real 6 years ago 329 votes 15 comments 0 likes

Waffenmeister has posted the following comments:

On second thought I could walk into a bank and take all the money with the pause button or punch people who piss me off in the face 5 years ago  
Schadenfreude! 5 years ago  
I'd feel bad whenever I'd eat bacon 5 years ago  
I already speak 3 5 years ago  
Science Bitch! 5 years ago +1
They both taste like piss, but Natty has more sentimental value. Natty was my first kegstand freshman year. 6 years ago  
Miller and Busch yes, but the craft brew scene here is awesome. 6 years ago  
You could probably still eject after maneuvering away from the crowd 6 years ago +2
You cant cure a virus with antibiotics 6 years ago  
USSR, N Korea, Cuba, the Khmer Rouge, etc are/were about as authoritarian as you can get. 6 years ago +1
If I knew what day would be my last day to live, I'd make it one hell of a day! 6 years ago  
I have an iPhone. So what if its gold? 6 years ago  
I used to work in the OR. 6 years ago +1
Between fighting the zombies and fighting each other, the people in The Walking Dead still find time for it. 6 years ago  
My life expectancy wouldn't be as long, but she'd be totally worth it. 6 years ago  
If you're the last guy on earth, or at least the last guy in her area, the odds would be pretty good. 6 years ago  
Get a PS4 and lock it in a safe when not in use I guess? 6 years ago  
The only reason I got my N64 was to play Goldeneye. 6 years ago +1
That blows 6 years ago  
In the comics he was a butler. In the movies they made him the AI for his computers ans suit. 6 years ago  
I'm from RVA, not a bad town to begin with company would make it even better. 6 years ago  
Stalin killed more people than Hitler 6 years ago +1
You couldn't afford me! 6 years ago +3
Didn't say I couldn't be a lesbian! 6 years ago  
I don't believe in god or heaven so...... 6 years ago +1
He improved it 6 years ago  
You do if the people trying to kill you have them. If I dont "need" an semi auto rifle to practice my Second Amendment rights, then you don't "need" the internet to practice your First Amendment rights. Neither were invented when the Consitution was written. Saying I don't "need" to have more than 10 rounds is like saying you don't "need" to email more than 10 people. Anyway, it's not a question of need. Its a question of blaming the large problem of violent crime on a small minority. Of all the murders in the US each year, these so called "assault weapons" are involved in much much less than 1% of them. All an assault weapons ban will do is curtail the rights law abiding citizens without putting the slightest dent in the problem. 6 years ago  
Hannibal Lecter is fictional 6 years ago  
Why does the state need an assault rifle? Because the state is always trustworthy? Because the state is always ethical? Because the state has NEVER killed or imprisoned any of its own citizens without justification and due process? 6 years ago  
Man this is sad. No wonder we still have the Patriot Act. 6 years ago +1
Rifles of any kind are used in only 2% of murders. Bare hands and feet are used in twice as many murders as rifles according to the FBI. The media covers mass shootings ad nauseam. This attention and fame not only gives unstable people a motive to kill, but makes people think they are more common they really are. In reality multiple homicides of 3 or more people make up less than one percent of all murders in the US. That number includes gangland killings and domestic murder/suicides in addition to mass shootings. 6 years ago  
Even one that makes you disappear? And anarchism is not some post chaotic nightmare senario. There would be civilization. It would be made up of voluntary associations rather than the force of the state. 6 years ago +2
They're the same as hunting rifles. They just look different. They are used in less that 1% of all murders. Banning them would not put a dent in violent crime. The AR15 is the most popular rifle made today.There are so many of them that even with a ban, it would not be hard for a criminal to get one if he wanted one. Most criminals use cheap handguns and fire 10 rounds or less. An assault weapons ban would do nothing t change that.Weapons like AR15s and AK47s are expensive. People normally do not commit crimes with expensive guns. They commit crimes with cheap guns. Criminals do not want to invest much in a weapon they they will likely have to throw away in a storm drain or have confiscated by the police. Owners of ARs and AKs on the other are willing to pay more. They are prized possessions like an antique car. They don't want to do anything that will risk the police taking them away. 6 years ago +7
Killer Kilbain kicked me senseless everyday I hope that bastard is beneath a head of stone Where I'd dance upon his grave For all the madness I now crave While the scars that remain are still a curse 6 years ago  
I don't want kids anyway 6 years ago  
Glocks can chamber many different rounds. I prefer the Glock 22 in the .40 S&W. It as more stopping power than a 9mm, but less recoil and less bulk than a .45 ACP. 6 years ago  
Whenever I have one, I don't have the other. 6 years ago  
As much as I love herb, I love scotch and red wine even more. 6 years ago +3
Valhalla! 6 years ago +7
Prime Minister of the UK's residence 6 years ago +2
On the same day as that school shooting in CT, a guy in China went on a stabbing spree without a gun just sayin 6 years ago +5
Depends who's playing or who I get to do the sene with. 6 years ago +1
Legalize MJ 6 years ago  
90+% of gun owners don't do that. Most are responsible, law abiding citizens. 6 years ago  
Almost all "assault weapons" are semi automatic. Just because it looks like a machine gun doesn't mean it is. 6 years ago +1
It would never pass in the house so how would he do it? 6 years ago +2
You implied that people with guns are likely to shoot people. 6 years ago  
Last time I checked a bill has to be pass both house of Congress before the president can sign it, and that aint gonna happen. 6 years ago +1
You make it sound like that's inevitable. 43-55 million Americans own a gun. There are not 43-55 million gun deaths per year. 6 years ago  
The MP5 would be an assault weapon under the original ban. 6 years ago  
And they're just so much fun to shoot. 6 years ago +3
Tanks are legal to own, you just can't drive them on public roads, because their tracks damage the asphalt. 6 years ago +2
Full auto is legal too 6 years ago  
Happy Hanukkah! 6 years ago +5
See the author's comment 6 years ago  
Medeval weapons 6 years ago  
Sushi 6 years ago +2
Columbia had more missions before it was destroyed. Better chance of being on one of the ones that wasn't 6 years ago  
Doesn't matter had sex 6 years ago +2
I'd own 75% of the world 6 years ago +2
Depends who's calling me a terrorist. 6 years ago  
Their uniforms were made by Hugo Boss. 6 years ago +1
It's what's left of an ancient Angry Birds game 6 years ago +5
Its called a job 6 years ago +4
The Dragonborn could kick edward ass 6 years ago +2
You play with a revolver. Otherwise, its kinda pointless 6 years ago  
You play against someone, and keep going until someone dies. Watch the movie The Deer Hunter 6 years ago  
Already have an iPad, so I'll take a free trip to Paris 6 years ago +1
After an epic last party 6 years ago  
Silence of the Lambs 6 years ago  
The guy on the right is Dennis Rader, the BTK Killer. They both are serial killers, but he's real. 6 years ago  
If you were breast fed, it's not like your mouth hasn't been there before 6 years ago +3
Slavery has been around since the dawn of civilization. Moe people were affected by that than the Holocaust. 6 years ago +5
Never heard of it 6 years ago  
Wrong one 6 years ago  
I 6 years ago  
Catholics are Christians 6 years ago  
"All suspects are inocente until proven guilty in a court of law" not the case with cheaters. Plus I might end up being a cop when I finish college. 6 years ago +1
A mod did 6 years ago  
The M4 has less recoil which would be better for a girl who doesn't have much practice with guns 6 years ago  
5.56 mm rounds are lighter than 7.62 rounds, so you can carry more of them. 6 years ago  
Because AKs are cheap. They were he most mass produced guns in history. In some places you can get one for less than 50 USD. The M4/M16 is a scalpale. The Ak47 is a club. It takes more training to be perficient with an M4/M16 than it dos with an AK. Personally, I prefer the M16 family of weapons. That is what I have more training and experience with and am more comfortable with, but I do like the AK. 6 years ago  
I wonder why more guys would do it than girls. 6 years ago  
But if you don't you die 6 years ago +1
Yes one trigger pull. Not like The Deer Hunter. 6 years ago  
Bond has a licence to kill and is sometimes ordered to assassinate people. Bourne was a CIA agent. So, they're both spys and assassins. 6 years ago  
Suit up! 6 years ago +1
Iraq isn't still in the stone age 6 years ago +1
I can't believe she's 18 I feel so old 6 years ago +1
One year from now, or one year from when you meet the love of your life. 6 years ago  
You could use someone else's drawing or a photo too 6 years ago  
Mitt Romney must be one of the 8% 6 years ago +7
Batman! 6 years ago  
Stephen Colbert would be an awesome president! 6 years ago +9
If you really believe in your cause, then you won't make loaded and biased questions. 6 years ago  
Reagan stole JFK's foreign policy 6 years ago  
This question isn't biased at all 6 years ago  
What kind of a question s this? 6 years ago  
Either way I'd move to Canada 6 years ago +5
More people in the UK would rather watch baseball? They don't like their own sport? 6 years ago  
Pats! 6 years ago  
He beat up a god so yeah 6 years ago +4
Eaten by nazi zombies 6 years ago +5
Sorry, but I'd rather kill people I've never met. Also how do you think we won WWII? What do you think happened at Hiroshima, Nagasaki, Dresden, Tokyo, and so many other cities? 6 years ago +1
Team Coco! 6 years ago +2
Socrates said that the only real wisdom is knowing that you know nothing. 6 years ago +1
Julio Jones is is on my fantasy team so he's got my vote 6 years ago +2
My grandma would probably have a heart attack and die 6 years ago +2
Favorite game growing up 6 years ago +1
Daniel Craig! 6 years ago +5
I could start my own rec league with that much money & play on the weekends. 6 years ago  
Both are awesome 6 years ago  
Yule tree 6 years ago  
Titanic if I got to go first class. 6 years ago +1
Depends on what it is. Pipes, hookahs and good cigars smell good. 6 years ago +1
Trench warfare sucked. 6 years ago +15
I like hunting anyway 6 years ago  
My first time wasn't with a virgin or someone who was good sooooo........... 6 years ago  
I only drink red wine, but I love all beer styles. 6 years ago  
Only child 6 years ago  
What about wishing for more wishes? 6 years ago  
Hockey b*tches! 6 years ago  
The polar bear might eat me when it grows up 6 years ago  
Too late 6 years ago  
100 would give my hands a nasty cramp 6 years ago  
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