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Joined on January 28th, 2017 (878 days ago)

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I'd say I'm enigmatic and weird. There are no straight paths through these woods. Sometimes I'm rational. Other times I'm not. I've been feeling pretty nonsensical lately.


Alexm15 has posted the following comments:

I'd say I'm more of a maniac, myself. 1 year ago  
How can I visit Florida if I live here? 1 year ago  
Hehehehehe... We're boned. 1 year ago  
Sorry, I shouldn't have started typing until after I finished jacking off. 1 year ago  
American_Jedi: Yuzzz 1 year ago  
Everything? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gATF8JtbK9Y 1 year ago  
That's rough, buddy. 1 year ago  
This is kinda hot... 1 year ago +1
Say "Hello?" 1 year ago +1
I will never give up Monster Hunter. 1 year ago  
Now let's add water! :D 1 year ago  
Probably not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XEdBLlvYrE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipksRhISfM 1 year ago  
More painful, but faster I bet. 1 year ago +1
Curse you morning brain fog. You're right, Spork. I'd rather be hyper-potent. 1 year ago  
My brain is ready... 1 year ago  
And then I remembered that I make quesadillas more often than I have barbeques... 1 year ago  
Laptop, always plugged in. 1 year ago +1
Rock hard. 1 year ago +1
I honestly forgot. 1 year ago  
The tip is so dry. :l 1 year ago +1
I have both, but anxiety actually drives me to get stuff done. 1 year ago  
I've seen and felt some crazy crap in my dreams. I've been stabbed, drowned, burned, and a bunch of other stuff. Dismemberment isn't uncommon for me. 1 year ago  
My way IS the new way. (Just not yet) 1 year ago  
They didn't ask if I could lift it. They just asked if I thought I could "move" it. I'm just letting gravity do most of the work. 1 year ago  
Well it was more like 24 hours ago. Why? Is there a key detail that I'm missing? Can I not dig under it? 1 year ago  
4:12 pm 1 year ago  
And then it never did. 1 year ago  
Solution: Just dig under it and wait for the floor to collapse. 1 year ago  
Young bull african elephants have been known to kill rhinos. 1 year ago  
More afraid of the things leading up to it than I am of death itself. 1 year ago  
Don't forget precision and fluidity. Shaky hands can be quite a nuisance. 1 year ago +1
It's true. That was going to be half of my original comment, but then when I thought about it it sounded more psychopathic than badass (not that they're mutually exclusive). Something along the lines of, "knowing your enemy, who may be so used to killing from a distance, can finally see your face. Either a face filled with rage to make them stumble as you meet your steel with their flesh, or with fear to torment their minds for as long as they live. The urge and necessity to kill is drawn as a blade is; eager to pierce another's being, or to divide them." 1 year ago +1
Hmm. Making your way to the enemy while disregarding your enemy's ability to kill you 100's of meters away while you can only kill someone that's a few feet in front of you; or announcing your presence to the enemy as a distraction. Either way, they're chewing bullets. 1 year ago +1
Yes... 1 year ago +1
Quizzes will trouble me no more. 1 year ago  
Grassy hills can be pretty, but I'm honestly tired of seeing grass. 1 year ago  
There are fates worse than death, so try not to become part of the living decor. 1 year ago +1
I find them both kind of goofy actually. 1 year ago  
B comes with a free shower of urine. 1 year ago  
Equally fair. Great things can still have small beginnings. 1 year ago  
Expensiiiiiive. Especially if your movie does terrible at the box office. 1 year ago +1
More study intensive, but less reading and papers to write. 1 year ago  
What?... 1 year ago +1
Time to board the rape train! 1 year ago  
Knew B. 1 year ago  
I also choosen Squidward. 1 year ago  
Creepier 1 year ago +1
It's hard for me to choose, mainly because I'd feel silly with either. In hindsight, if I chose A I could have put one of the swords away. 1 year ago  
I'll take the chance of death if it means I can screw society. 1 year ago +1
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
I'm underweight for my age and height. Heck, I'm within the ideal age and height range of Japanese women. 1 year ago  
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
I'm underweight for my age and height. Heck, I'm within the ideal age and height range of Japanese women. 1 year ago  
At this point in life, I've decided to gear my future towards "Screw the money! Let me have fun." 1 year ago  
Too bad I always drink a glass half-empty. 1 year ago  
I like sleep, but I have to move. 1 year ago  
I like sleep, but I have to move. 1 year ago  
I will line the interior of your coffin with the skins of your loved ones who have passed, and make your epitaph from their bones; just to weird people out. 1 year ago +1
I need my tunes. 1 year ago  
I'd tell them, "It's many books without pages." 1 year ago +4
two weeks ago, on a Wednesday, specifically, 1 year ago  
Means I'm just about done for the day. 1 year ago  
If I'm worthy, then I get what's coming to me. 1 year ago  
D. 1 year ago  
Make babies. 1 year ago  
I know some ghosts in ghost stories are major dicks and dangerous sociopaths, but I'd be curious if I could freak out the ghosts by being crazy in general. 1 year ago +1
So, they're going to show me 4chan images? 1 year ago +1
Aren't most of them? 1 year ago  
D. 1 year ago  
Things I'd never say to a person: "Miss, you have such beautifully large zygomatic bones!" 1 year ago +2
I'm already B, and it makes being a biology major incredibly painful. 1 year ago +2
This will go south so fast, you'd be wondering how we got to Atlanta... Perfect! 1 year ago +1
Welcome to Peru! 1 year ago  
manw 1 year ago +1
How can you succeed without seeds? 1 year ago  
Neat! 1 year ago  
How can someone 'not' choose cyriak? 1 year ago +1
D. 1 year ago  
I can cut a cake! 1 year ago  
My first migraine. It had me curled up in the class room. 1 year ago  
My own. 1 year ago  
C. Hey wait a minute... 1 year ago  
I like my dick. 1 year ago  
C. 1 year ago  
She looks like she can give a good hand job. 1 year ago  
Sounds boring. 1 year ago  
I like the way you think! 1 year ago  
Indeed. 1 year ago  
Launch the torpedoes. 1 year ago  
D. 1 year ago  
Hello house fires. 1 year ago  
What is this feeling in my gut? This sadness? These thoughts of turning someone away? Is this regret? 1 year ago  
Plenty of cockroach species can fly. 1 year ago  
Help keep me from falling behind in my studies. 1 year ago  
Which virginity? Anal? Oral? Nasal? Other? 1 year ago  
A. 1 year ago  
I'm not religious. I don't believe in any gods, but any god who truly wishes for us to have free will would know that intervention on their part would be detrimental to that effort. If said god denies its own existence for our sake, then we should do so as well, so as not to forsake the gift of independence; as heartless as it seems. 1 year ago  
All of the above! 1 year ago  
A candy shop with half its earnings going to diabetes charities. Seems a bit ironic. 1 year ago +1
Call the police, arm myself, grab some water bottles, a pillow, and a blanket, then hide in the attic. Also, set the house alarm. 1 year ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-dc2WPa7eA 1 year ago  
Google Home can actually converse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpw_FB2QrjQ&t=95s Amazon Echo, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zR0Hxojce4 1 year ago  
One of my friends owned the game when I was little. I wish I knew how to play the game back then. 1 year ago  
It's a good excuse to rape things. 1 year ago  
I'm fast enough as it is. African wild dogs are known to have the highest hunting success rate of any predator, and it isn't because of their speed alone. Yes they can run as fast as 45 mph, but most of their success comes from their teamwork and stamina. 1 year ago +3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E 1 year ago  
Then I shall sleep, and I shall dream. 1 year ago  
The whole thing. 1 year ago  
Normally, I'd consider immortality a curse, but in this case I'd do it only so I can live apart from basic human society and explore the world to my heart's content. 1 year ago  
"Thumbelina" would happen on a daily basis. 1 year ago  
Isn't there a difference between jealousy and envy? 1 year ago +2
Eyup. We're pretty screwed. 1 year ago  
The happy memories that I'll never experience again. 1 year ago  
If it's built "Ford tough", expect it to last 4 years before everything starts falling apart. 1 year ago  
Give me your urine! 1 year ago  
B doesn't sound very trustworthy. 1 year ago +1
I've no patience for any afterlife and all their nonsense. Just as I've dreamt of wonderous havens of prosperity, I've dreamt of many oddities and hellish places. 1 year ago  
Oh look, a yoshi. 1 year ago +1
Rrrather is pretty bad at keeping links intact. 1 year ago  
I am so confused. 1 year ago  
Just a someone who is something and nothing to keep me balanced. 1 year ago  
How contemporary. If this were a gallery I'd place said "art" in the same room as this: http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BNB848/trash-art-recycled-waste-paper-used-as-contemporary-sculpture-on-display-BNB848.jpg 1 year ago  
You're 'trying' to be edgy? I thought you were trying to be unlikable. Wait... Aren't those the same thing when you 'try' to be either? 1 year ago  
Though I'd rather not have it happen. 1 year ago  
Even if only in my dreams, I tried B once. Ended up getting bossed around by a more powerful version of me. I wasn't very thrilled about figuring out his intentions. He tried to have me abduct a girl for some kind of ritual or something. I ended up becoming enamored with the girl, but I still brought her to him. After having second thoughts, I interrupted the ritual and helped the girl escape, but only after getting overpowered and being forced into an alternate agreement with myself and striking the old agreement. He didn't even try to stop the girl from escaping. He considered my betrayal a higher priority, and he knew why I did it. Everything that happened, happened on his terms. I ended up being assigned as the guardian of the people for the remainder of my existence in that world. The way he gave me the assignment; the way he spoke, was not out of forgiveness or pity. It was a punishment meant to correct the idea that drove me to betray him in the first place. I soon came to realize my error when I joined the one I saved. She wanted to marry me, but under the practices of her peoples' religion. Perhaps she really did love me, but the way it was shown filled me with rage. After what just happened, how can she be filled with such faith in higher beings? 1 year ago  
It's actually Japanese, but I see what you're getting at. 1 year ago  
Already did A. Pretty sure B is sitting in my library. 1 year ago  
I will say that knob on the bottom of B makes it look like they literally threw in the kitchen sink. 1 year ago  
Hmmmmmmmmm... Eh, okay. 1 year ago  
OBVIOUSLY it's a triangle! 1 year ago  
Aren't they adorable!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA 1 year ago  
Wait a minute... I could've duplicated MY GENITALS!!! 1 year ago  
Let me guess... Either your girlfriend, or your ex. 1 year ago  
I kind of agree, but A just looks like a series of glowy tubes attached to a hair dryer. 1 year ago +2
I can tell myself that I'm delusional, and I wouldn't be lying. 1 year ago  
*Ahem*... Californium-252. 1 year ago  
Only an idiot would want to be surrounded by idiots. 1 year ago  
I already do. It's worked out for me so far. 1 year ago  
*takes notes* 1 year ago  
♫And it burned burned BURNED, and the president ran and cried! 1 year ago  
I'd be unable to see the fun in that. 1 year ago  
WWI, you nut. 1 year ago  
Time to f*ck the Earth. 1 year ago  
Monster Hunter. 1 year ago  
Time to publicly humiliate thieves and serve out cruel justice. 1 year ago  
This one is difficult for me. 1 year ago  
You gotta lick the water! 1 year ago  
I'unno. It's just getting all samey, ya know? 1 year ago  
Well then I made the right choice. 1 year ago  
https://vine.co/v/e6TZEAjJdhm 1 year ago  
These are getting pretty boring... 1 year ago  
If it doesn't exist, then I'm the one making all the decisions. I'll be deluded, but it seems to be better than the other option, which would be worse than the world we are living in. At least some people give a sh*t in this world. 1 year ago  
All of them since I'm feeling lazy. 1 year ago  
Look at those lovely mounds. 1 year ago  
Onoskelis would be proud. 1 year ago  
Get this party started already! 1 year ago  
Why surprised? 1 year ago  
'Better' as in worse oooor...? 1 year ago +1
Gastropods are slithering roundworm farms. 1 year ago  
It really depends on the alien. "Alien" isn't a species. It's an out group classification for anything of foreign origin. 1 year ago +1
Apparently the ability to perform miracles isn't an inheritable trait. 1 year ago  
I thought Jeff was gay. 1 year ago  
automated stand 1 year ago  
Their funeral I guess. 1 year ago  
For those who chose B, I hope none of you land in some difficult game. 1 year ago +2
There are a lot of good reasons why B would be worse than the genocide in A. I'm sure genocide would follow through with some of them anyways. 1 year ago +1
Half of the site is cancer. Oh, wait. It was always that way wasn't it? 1 year ago  
How doth one acquire this mystic knowledge? 1 year ago +1
The f*ck hole is on the other side of the dolphin... Just thought it should know. 1 year ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJDY6fDoSzo 1 year ago  
It's a requirement for Florida citizens. 1 year ago +1
Inflation, counterfeit charges, that sort of thing that you're probably going to ignore anyways. 1 year ago +2
Not for long! :D 1 year ago +1
Good relations across the galaxy can serve humanity far better than this dying rock. 1 year ago  
Fair enough. 1 year ago  
Better yet, he's letting me live on it. 1 year ago  
Never! My home is a dick. 1 year ago  
Why not pepsi? 1 year ago  
This would be great for some porn. 1 year ago  
:( 1 year ago  
Maybe they'll be busy killing each other. 1 year ago  
Feels like home. 1 year ago  
The last thing I need is some sort of nematode turning my brain to swiss cheese. 1 year ago  
Wuss. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/cf/63/20cf63e718aa42a610a58e85dc8c80ec--florida-funny-florida-humor.jpg 1 year ago  
Well, it's not sunny... 1 year ago  
Speed walking can be very handy at times. 1 year ago  
Third rock from Sol. Hard to miss. Oh! Can we stop by a Galaxy Burger along the way? I'm hungry. 1 year ago  
This is easy for me. 1 year ago  
I've only ever had two nightmares that I can remember. I woke up from one of those in a cold sweat and screaming silently. 1 year ago  
As long as "visiting" means, stay in orbit where it's safe. 1 year ago +1
It already feels that way 1 year ago +1
*shrugs* 1 year ago  
No... but isn't that just a neat antagonistic thing to say? 1 year ago  
For you, my powerful friend, I've made a realm of madness. May you never forget all your failures and misgivings, just as you would all your fortunes and successes; for your entire universe lasts, but a day and an hour. 1 year ago  
Ragged but short? Doesn't sound like there's much of a view. 1 year ago  
Either way, it would certainly be difficult to imagine a world missing the 7,000,000 colors we are capable of seeing normally. 1 year ago  
Time to cause some massive inflation. 1 year ago  
Everything is about to get very... strange. 1 year ago  
Hmm. I chose the wrong answer. If Matthew wanted to betray us he would have used something lethal, or at least bashed us in our heads while we were in the net. 1 year ago  
Only one escape pod left in the entire zoo? Seems like an obvious trap, but if Matthew wants to have a go at it, I say let him; not that I want him to be a test subject. Even if it isn't a trap, how the hell am I going to know how this escape pod works, or where the hell it's going to take us? I highly doubt Earth's relative coordinates are in this thing by default. It won't be so bad up here with Sammi as an added gun. However, the aliens watching me when I was in my cage got here somehow. There's got to be a docking bay or a ship hangar around here somewhere (I'm not trusting anything labeled "teleporter" though). 1 year ago  
Of course I'd have a plan before I die. Not to keep the money, but to distribute it. 1 year ago  
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TeleFrag 1 year ago  
Of course! 1 year ago  
... Well, he's not wrong. 1 year ago  
Mushroom soup! :D 1 year ago  
Screw the cold, you weird mammals. 1 year ago +1
Even if I risk telefragging. 1 year ago  
Won't need friends where I'm going. 1 year ago +1
To what extent may I ask? 1 year ago  
Yeah. Like you have 400 waters. 1 year ago +1
I want Beamng so bad. 1 year ago  
I'd like to play skylines. Ark will forever be kind of a bore. 1 year ago  
Because I'd rather not cause an electrical fire. 1 year ago +1
B could lead to me being arrested in my state. 1 year ago  
This picture reminds me of DURR PLANT! 1 year ago  
This reminds me of DURR PLANT! 1 year ago  
That tree was asking for it. 1 year ago  
These two people are both innocent! However, there is still another suspect... Marvis! Cat's usually have high demands over their owners, and their owners will go out of their way to pay for whatever a good cat wants. But what if the cat doesn't get what it wants? Mark can't even afford to take care of his car, and all of his attention goes to making people laugh. Marvis is clearly feeling ignored. To fill the void in his heart, Marvis has turned to a life of crime! 1 year ago +1
So fuzzy and colorful. 1 year ago  
Boredom. 1 year ago  
I play as that snot, MacKenzie. I was going to say I played both, but then I realized B isn't Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator. 1 year ago  
Sh*t! I haven't played either. A looks really good though. 1 year ago  
HOT 1 year ago  
Stomping on family would not be preferable. 1 year ago  
I think that equation changed since I last saw it. :v 1 year ago  
I find these to be far more useful. 1 year ago  
I really didn't care. 1 year ago  
So you scratch him? 1 year ago  
Oh okay. 1 year ago  
Actually, I'm unsure, but here; have this followup image. http://rophydoes.com/images/memes/alicemorgan/043.jpg 1 year ago  
Yes please. That would be nice. 1 year ago  
Yes... B 1 year ago  
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/fa/Luther-S02E02-SWM12-2.jpg/600px-Luther-S02E02-SWM12-2.jpg 1 year ago  
I suppose I could, but then I'll be up all night with a knife by my side... I'm not crazy! 1 year ago +1
Man this was tough for me. Do the wings go in place of my arms? If so, can I at least keep a couple fingers, and my thumbs? 1 year ago +1
As long as Naruto isn't #1. 1 year ago  
Wait a minute... 1 year ago  
I think Quicksilver has a hard time getting around, because he's too busy carrying his massive ego. 1 year ago  
Hmm... Space Jesus or The Restraining Order? 1 year ago  
Well that was convenient... I was about to question whether the aliens were actually wanting to do something harmful to us, and why if they did they would use such inept guards, but that klutz tells me that lethal force is authorized. I suppose it's a little late to negotiate... Of course, with the deaths of those two guards, the odds are in our favor are they not? The remaining 3 might be willing to leave us alone if we don't kill them. Heck, I'd say toss them a translator and start getting some answers... Damn, I should have thought this through before I pulled the trigger. 1 year ago  
The Sea of Trolls 1 year ago  
Neither 1 year ago  
A politician from the future would probably only be interested in setting up the future for their own self. 1 year ago +1
You know... Water walking is kind of boring. *waves arms in the air pointlessly* 1 year ago +2
Yyyyesss. 1 year ago  
Better keep our threat level low for now. The last thing we need is the galactic federation coming after us or something. 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVC677-YmfM 1 year ago  
necrotizing fasciitis: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ae/43/0b/ae430b58e22df7925e9d83eee2175463--medical-oddities-medical-conditions.jpg 1 year ago  
Now to drown them in acetone. 1 year ago  
I'm confused because I switch hands when I'm actually cutting. 1 year ago  
I see no reason why not. 1 year ago  
Minty 1 year ago  
I don't need a preset purpose to be happy. Life is what we make of it. All that matters is that we're here. 1 year ago +2
Sooo. How long do you think it will take for a hard hitting disaster to take place that wipes out most of the stupid brats. It would be easy to start an uprising after a big storm. Who's keeping an eye on our nuclear reactors, refineries, and fertilizer plants. Something tells me they would shut down the latter two. What am I even talking about? They're so stupid that this will probably die out by the end of the week, which brings up a question. How did they even manage to win? 1 year ago +1
No. He's clearly implying that we found space Jesus. 1 year ago  
Escape pods? This feels too obvious. 1 year ago  
That is absolutely adhorrible! 1 year ago +1
Tardigrades! 1 year ago +1
Dammit. *unzips pants* 1 year ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFoun0tXoAEaPn7.jpg 1 year ago  
Those hot dogs put a bad taste in my mouth. Also, down blouse. 1 year ago  
Ah geez. 1 year ago  
I'm fairly certain I can handle myself. She should stay out of trouble. 1 year ago +1
*reads comment chain* 1 year ago  
*reads description* 1 year ago  
*Looks at description* "Luigilord" 1 year ago  
I didn't vote there, so... 1 year ago  
Only tried it once. Never had the other. 1 year ago  
Curvy it is! 1 year ago  
Ah well. It was a thought. 1 year ago  
My plan involves a little of both actually. I don't know what physical advantages the alien has over the guards, but we may be able to surprise them. It would preferable to trick most of them into entering one of the laser cages and incapacitating one or two of them to take their equipment. They must have communication devices, and a map if we're lucky. They'll be letting others know, so we need to act fast. If the communicators are compatible with the translators we can decipher their plans for a little bit and work around them to avoid security, but we'll need to get rid of the communicators. It's possible that they'll be able to track the communicators. If they can, we can use that to our advantage by leading them astray. First, it might be wise like to pry open some electric panels and computer equipment. We need to look for magnets, or make something capable of generating magnetic fields to disrupt electronic equipment safely. If we have tracking implants, we'll need to fry them, assuming they aren't stuck in any vital organs or structures. 1 year ago  
So how about sewing that stump shut and moving on? Not sure what I should do about the veins and arteries, but whatever. 1 year ago  
People should not come to me with their financial troubles. Yes this has happened before. 1 year ago  
I was about to say... 1 year ago  
I'd make a career out of it. 1 year ago  
Titans really got the shaft. Can't say Cronus "deserved" what he got, but he was a huge jerk, so whatever.. 1 year ago  
*slowly puts phone down* 1 year ago +2
Depends on how extreme. 1 year ago +1
Make sure none gets in your nose, eyes, ears, or anus either. Even with that, I can't guarantee you'll be "fine". http://www.in.gov/isdh/22963.htm 1 year ago  
Unprotected hand sex? 1 year ago  
freedom. 1 year ago  
same 1 year ago  
Or perhaps that's a cereal killer's bait, and they're just waiting to pull the trigger. 1 year ago  
One that does as it is supposed to doesn't need forgiveness to function. 1 year ago  
Crime: murder; Response: murder; Justification: murder 1 year ago  
Advice ignored. *salivates* 1 year ago +1
It sounds like it would be easy to make them turn sides; regardless of whether they feel like they're doing the "right" thing. 1 year ago  
Diplomacy! 1 year ago +1
Giraffes are always hovering over your shoulder. 1 year ago  
I could higher better coworkers. 1 year ago  
In my life, there is a lot more paper than there is steel. It would be neat if I could interact with things on paper, as if they were in a world of their own. 1 year ago  
https://youtu.be/WOH6LNtV4d0?t=1m36s 1 year ago  
I shall lay myself to rest, and awake in a new world. Whether this new world be good or bad, may I never leave my bed. Sometimes I just want to keep dreaming... as long as I don't have to wake up to go to the bathroom. 1 year ago +1
Wait... I can be technically dead, but functionally alive. Therefore, I wouldn't be me, as I have ceased being. All that would remain, is a functioning pile of meat; ready to harvest, or perhaps parasitized by some disgusting creatures. I should have chosen the other. While being dead in functions of the brain, I somehow retain consciousness; being aware of and able to respond to my surroundings. Perhaps, through a secondary condition, I'd be more "alive" in a sense. 1 year ago +1
Take me away from this dying world to one that is already dead, so that I may bring life to it. 1 year ago +1
You mean celestial. :D 1 year ago  
I've only gotten into one accident. Had to get a new car. 1 year ago +1
I just want to be covered in feathers. So, what kind of golden feathers are they? Like what feather type. 1 year ago  
Essentially this. 1 year ago  
Just a thought, but does her clothes have weird boob and vulva pockets or something? 1 year ago  
I like digging. 1 year ago  
Easier to hit things with. I'll just use the arrows as melee weapons... if that works. 1 year ago  
Royal Caribbean. 1 year ago  
I have however, inverted my feet once. 1 year ago  
Natalya has a very nice smile. Mandy Rose's picture just reminds me of those scantily clad waitresses I saw at the Tilted Kilt. They may have nice bodies, but everything else about them just drove my mood south. Just being around them made me feel dirty; and not it the good way. 1 year ago  
Eyup. 1 year ago +1
A bit more multipurpose than a head of lettuce. 1 year ago  
I don't trust apple with anything that's supposed to last more than 3 years. 1 year ago  
I trust dolphins as much as I trust most human strangers. 1 year ago  
As I recall, African elephants have a specific technique that they use exclusively to kill humans. 1 year ago  
Most bottles I use are twist tops anyways. 1 year ago  
I think I'm starting to like this. 1 year ago  
History. 1 year ago  
Easier to explain. 1 year ago +4
Man Waffle is a super power. 1 year ago  
Thank you. 1 year ago  
My "beloved dog" can swim. 1 year ago  
Um... I think B? 1 year ago  
Wait... I need AgNO3 for stuff... I'm not entirely sure what stuff, but I need it. 1 year ago  
A. I'm actually okay with polyamory. Partner might be surprised when they find out. At least I won't have to go to court, have my stuff taken away from me, and pay alimony if I have kids. 1 year ago  
I actually really like the white shirt I'm currently wearing. I don't think I'll find another shirt like it. 1 year ago  
https://giphy.com/gifs/theroadtoeldorado-reaction-14naKfzR8ndrjO 1 year ago +2
B did get the occasional laugh out of me though. I just can't stand its imagery for more than 10 minutes. 1 year ago  
I feel like they were both alright. They weren't great, but B just felt like it had a little more going for it. 1 year ago  
Depends on how I'm going to die. 1 year ago  
https://www.rrrather.com/view/224978#comment4120328 1 year ago  
I feel that physics is easier to explain. 1 year ago  
Umm 1 year ago  
Less battery consumption and harder to lose. Personally, I just use headphones though. 1 year ago  
Volcanic glass? http://geology.com/rocks/pictures/obsidian-380.jpg 1 year ago  
I see "WWE" and all I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvgs5beaDgk 1 year ago  
I haven't seen either. :( 1 year ago  
Though if I couldn't kill them~ Three things I would wish on my worst enemy: immobility, insomnia, immortality 1 year ago  
Absolutely loved it... From a viewers standpoint. My brother owns the game; not me. 1 year ago  
Polymorphy. 1 year ago  
Patriotism. Brought to you by our "loving God". 1 year ago  
:) 1 year ago  
It can only reflect positively on his public image. https://t0.rbxcdn.com/8b29cc93a1850d1db21fb6ef8cf19379 1 year ago  
Wait... You can be first, and last if all the competition is eliminated. 1 year ago  
If I can only get one, I'll take a dagger. Otherwise, give me a dagger, a buckler, and a war pick. If I can't kill them stealthily, I can at least get between a man and his blade, and slip in my own. 1 year ago  
If I didn't understand that parts of my brain controlling my personality could be dormant, I would assume that this is what happens to my other personalities everyday. We take turns controlling the body. There's a long line of people, and the guidelines for using the body are very strict. 1 year ago +1
Yaaaaay! 1 year ago +1
I like how fish scales feel. Most of the time, they are so smooth yet firm. 1 year ago  
For some reason, the thought of someone having tiger print on their face makes me want to lick their face. 1 year ago +1
Be schway and save your gas money. 1 year ago  
On my way there. 1 year ago  
What about forcing you to eat it. Don't you engage in apophallation? 1 year ago  
Have you been playing Spelunky, lautye? 1 year ago  
How do they smell? o~o 1 year ago  
Level up payments are always cheap anyways while equipment is often a pain in the butt to get. 1 year ago  
I wonder where this would take us. 1 year ago  
Wait a minute... This was a bad idea. 1 year ago  
Reusable. Multipurpose. Bondage. 1 year ago  
I'm not a voraphile. 1 year ago +1
I think it's alright. 1 year ago  
Oh! Well I'm sorry to here that. Oh well. You have my regards. Good luck with chemo. 1 year ago  
Oh I remember that stuff. Only had it once, but I liked it. 1 year ago  
You have been granted the power of leukemia. 1 year ago  
Oh wait... *reads again*. I messed up. 1 year ago  
You have a good complexion. 1 year ago +1
Brain death only takes about 10 minutes, so upon "revival" am I a vegetable or what? 1 year ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FheUCn5GKw 1 year ago  
Hey how did this animal get out of its holding cage? 1 year ago  
Been there, done that. 1 year ago  
He looks triumphant. 1 year ago  
Oh god! Where is it coming from!? 1 year ago  
A guy walks up to me, looking a little 'excited', so I tell him, "Hey is that a gun or are you just happy to see me." He just says, "Yes". 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI Remind my future self to kill me for commenting this when he gets the chance. 1 year ago  
You'll need some invasive materials or parasites to go with that. I recommend either Ascaris lumbricoides, or 1lb of sand. 1 year ago  
5% of 7.5 billion people? Sounds good to me. Even if said 5% includes me. 1 year ago +1
Because this is a question by ilovefreedom. 1 year ago +1
More pleasure, less enemies. 1 year ago +2
Praise Lord Gaben. 1 year ago  
Always remember. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/590/bd2.png 1 year ago  
A secret sex dungeon you say? 1 year ago  
I'd like to build something organic feeling. Something twice as tall as it is wide. Something strange, like a chrysalis surrounded by web-like parametric design elements like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/0e/7d/f70e7de135318c24f9f4e9f36773155e--parametric-design-parametric-architecture.jpg I can have some amenities installed later at my own expense. 1 year ago  
I'd bring a portrait for reference, some paint, and some brushes with me as well. 1 year ago +1
No. Burn the car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RbwDvpqD4 1 year ago  
Every time I see lizards eat them, I secretly wonder what they taste like. 1 year ago  
In my dreams, I am the dark figure. It tickles my tentacles when someone tries to kill me with a knife or a gun. 1 year ago  
Pffft. 1 year ago  
But we can't have an amazing holiday comedy movie without them! 1 year ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvxaBYRMLM 1 year ago  
I'd probably just wait until they leave my room so that I can get up and walk around my room freely. My room is too boyish and has relatively nothing of interest, aside from my laptop and a few desk items in my cluttered desk if they can find them. Then again, I lock my door at night, leaving the only other entrance to be the window, which is also locked and blocked by a thick shrubbery, so they'd have to break down either entrance quite loudly and expect me to be awake. If they go through the window, then I'm screwed. If they come in through the door, then if I have enough time while they're breaking in, I can grab either of my dissection kits and hide behind the head board of my bed where there's just barely enough space for me to crawl in between the board and the wall. All I need is a scalpel. the rest of the kit is easily hidden behind the bed. I might be able to conceal the scalpel in my pajama pockets and pretend to be defenseless. If they don't decide to kill me on the spot I may only get one chance to use it. if there is ever a moment where they turn their back on me; even if it's only quarter of a second, I must either blind them, or lay a killing blow with a blade that is only two inches long... Maybe I'm crazy. 1 year ago  
So what about automobiles? 1 year ago  
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world." 1 year ago +1
My name isn't "Fireball Roberts". 1 year ago  
Look at those big 'ol eyes and those tiny pedipalps. I just want to pet its fuzzy little abdomen. 1 year ago +1
You can never trust those large winged demons. 1 year ago  
Ah come on, people! Look at all those adorable eyes. 1 year ago  
Well, between burning for all eternity and being frozen in ice with no hope of escape. Only way to avoid either would be if you're merely taking a tour of hell. I suppose you'd at least be closer to the exit. 1 year ago  
Ha! 1 year ago  
I'm somewhat disappointed in the lack of Odin Sphere votes. 1 year ago  
Ovulation is the release of an egg from the ovaries. It doesn't relate to infertility. 1 year ago +2
Dammit genitals! Now's not the time. 1 year ago  
A lucid dreamer, huh? I forgot to take that into account. 1 year ago  
Hmm? 1 year ago  
https://www.rrrather.com/view/213489 1 year ago  
I like this question. It really sings to a part of me. 1 year ago +1
Once I'm done with them, I'll donate the clothes I don't want. 1 year ago  
I gambled a couple dollars away on one of those prize machines at the arcade. 1 year ago  
When you're asking my tongue, no one can beat my parents' chili, empanadas, hallacas, or soups. 1 year ago  
If there is a way, I haven't found it. 1 year ago  
Twenty years, or muscle atrophy? 1 year ago  
Cricket? 1 year ago  
There was a riddle? 1 year ago +2
I love where this is coming from. :D 1 year ago  
And use said riches to buy something more useful. 1 year ago  
You'll be murdered by the top murderer! 1 year ago  
Wait! I actually got more than someone else? What is this nonsense!? 1 year ago  
I do have to say, Samurai Jack was awesome, but that finale felt super rushed. (I wish there was another season) 1 year ago  
How are the stock people supposed to ask stock questions without stock images? 1 year ago +1
Temperature and heat are physical properties of matter, which space is by definition, not. But I suppose we're meant to infer how we'd cool down in space. That really depends on where you are in space. This might help a little: http://wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2012/12/19/what-makes-space-so-cold/ 1 year ago  
https://soundcloud.com/amarantemusic/slow-motion 1 year ago  
Um... I don't care? *shrugs* 1 year ago +1
I sleep in the room next to theirs, so I hear it whenever it's going on. They got me headphones to mask the noise. 1 year ago +1
Ahem. Oh wait... "That could..." Nevermind. 1 year ago  
Depends on whether the story is actually good; if present at all.. 1 year ago  
What if the pillow is a foot? https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vEQYKVXXXXXeXFXX760XFXXX4/Lovely-stuffed-plush-foot-pillow-foot-shaped.png 1 year ago  
Don't you just hate irony? 1 year ago  
Wait. Even with how cool that would be, I can't just abandon the oceans! Maybe, I should've picked A. 1 year ago  
Space is defined as, "a continuous area or expanse that is free, available, or unoccupied," so saying I'm in control of space would be the same as saying I'm in control of all the free space. I guess that means I can control the distance between objects IN space. Hmm. I suppose I could supply Earth with an infinite number of resources in that case. 1 year ago  
Theoretically, in infinite space you'd have an infinite number of water worlds, so water is just less infinite. I mean I get your point, though. 1 year ago  
Or rather a trip to Mars. Space isn't actually cold. 1 year ago  
Can I dilute my drinks? 1 year ago  
Maybe if you only use your meat rod it's boring. Personally, my cravings stay away from the back door. Just doesn't do it for me (unless I'm feeling submissive). 1 year ago  
I'm not giving up graphite drawing for this. 1 year ago  
D: 1 year ago  
As long as the front holes are unobstructed, everything is fine. 1 year ago  
Aye cap'n. :l 1 year ago  
The things money can buy can only satisfy me temporarily, but I've always been devoid of an intimate relationship. I can here my own screams howling in this lonely husk. Madness echoes through the passages of my mind. 1 year ago +1
I kind of want to do both. 1 year ago  
No, but its venom has been known to cause priapism. Essentially, you get a four hour long erection, followed by death. :) 1 year ago  
Actually it's the brazilian wandering spider. 1 year ago  
How shall I... serve you? ;) 1 year ago  
How did I miss this question? 1 year ago  
We should commit genocide! (Don't take me seriously) :D 1 year ago  
I've got an archipelago above the left side of my pelvis. 1 year ago +1
I'm your inverse I guess. 1 year ago  
Merk 1 year ago  
But what about the majestic sea flap flap? 1 year ago +1
Sounds like fun. 1 year ago +1
Welcome to Florida! 1 year ago +1
At the same time!? :O 1 year ago  
Sound argument. 1 year ago  
There's still time. 1 year ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Wt4-O_X9U 1 year ago  
He has a killer sense of humor. 1 year ago  
Who are you? 1 year ago  
My first character was an argonian archer that relied mainly on smithing and enchantments. He was a stealthy archer at first, but I later made the mistake of making my stealth tree legendary so I could redistribute the points to enhance my enchantments and bow perks. My khajiit I named and designed after Mirage from Aladdin the animated series, and she is likewise, evil. I'm trying to get her to work into one-handed weapons, destruction, enchanting, and alchemy. 1 year ago  
It would probably do me some good in taking out troublesome enemies, especially since I started over. I'm doing a khajiit that mains destruction magic and secondaries all other weapons, and dragons are a pain in the ass for her. I'll do Sanguine's quest once I'm ready to have fun in Markarth. 1 year ago  
They can be fun to play with some times. 1 year ago  
Funny that. I've never fought nor summoned a dremora in Skyrim, even though I got Sanguine's rose. Sanguine's quest was fun, but I ended up mounting the rose in my Breezehome before moving it to my basement in Solitude.. 1 year ago  
Oh I have, I just haven't messed around with either of these daedric princes yet. I had to update my nexus mod manager, so all my mods had to be reinstalled (some I couldn't). So I just deleted my saves and started over. 1 year ago  
I will let you have two lobes of my left lung, and one of my right. 1 year ago  
That's great. Can you do something that I can actually live through to experience torment? 1 year ago  
Cool. Now I can go home and relax. Besides, I got a free book, a fish, and a dollar. 1 year ago +1
Do you do poison? 1 year ago  
Oooh. Neat! 1 year ago  
Ugh, I have to choose between two of my favorite daedric princes. 1 year ago  
I was secretly waiting for these questions. Also, screw Dagon, his useless razor, and the Mythic Dawn. 1 year ago  
Where are all my fellow Monster Hunters at? 1 year ago  
? https://cdn.lookastic.com/black-wool-hat/nasty-gal-factory-levana-wool-panama-hat-original-200876.jpg 1 year ago  
Well I don't actually have any stocks, so... https://media.giphy.com/media/nXwCnoRlgcvOE/giphy.gif 1 year ago  
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