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Joined on January 28th, 2017 (989 days ago)

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I'd say I'm enigmatic and weird. There are no straight paths through these woods. Sometimes I'm rational. Other times I'm not. I've been feeling pretty nonsensical lately.


Alexm15 has posted the following comments:

I'd say I'm more of a maniac, myself. 1 year ago  
How can I visit Florida if I live here? 1 year ago  
Hehehehehe... We're boned. 1 year ago  
Sorry, I shouldn't have started typing until after I finished jacking off. 1 year ago  
American_Jedi: Yuzzz 1 year ago  
Everything? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gATF8JtbK9Y 1 year ago  
That's rough, buddy. 1 year ago  
This is kinda hot... 1 year ago +1
Say "Hello?" 1 year ago +1
I will never give up Monster Hunter. 1 year ago  
Now let's add water! :D 1 year ago  
Probably not. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XEdBLlvYrE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oipksRhISfM 1 year ago  
More painful, but faster I bet. 1 year ago +1
Curse you morning brain fog. You're right, Spork. I'd rather be hyper-potent. 1 year ago  
And then I remembered that I make quesadillas more often than I have barbeques... 1 year ago  
Laptop, always plugged in. 1 year ago +1
Rock hard. 1 year ago +1
I honestly forgot. 1 year ago  
The tip is so dry. :l 1 year ago +1
I have both, but anxiety actually drives me to get stuff done. 1 year ago  
I've seen and felt some crazy crap in my dreams. I've been stabbed, drowned, burned, and a bunch of other stuff. Dismemberment isn't uncommon for me. 1 year ago  
My way IS the new way. (Just not yet) 1 year ago  
They didn't ask if I could lift it. They just asked if I thought I could "move" it. I'm just letting gravity do most of the work. 1 year ago  
Well it was more like 24 hours ago. Why? Is there a key detail that I'm missing? Can I not dig under it? 1 year ago  
4:12 pm 1 year ago  
And then it never did. 1 year ago  
Solution: Just dig under it and wait for the floor to collapse. 1 year ago  
Young bull african elephants have been known to kill rhinos. 1 year ago  
More afraid of the things leading up to it than I am of death itself. 1 year ago  
Don't forget precision and fluidity. Shaky hands can be quite a nuisance. 1 year ago +1
It's true. That was going to be half of my original comment, but then when I thought about it it sounded more psychopathic than badass (not that they're mutually exclusive). Something along the lines of, "knowing your enemy, who may be so used to killing from a distance, can finally see your face. Either a face filled with rage to make them stumble as you meet your steel with their flesh, or with fear to torment their minds for as long as they live. The urge and necessity to kill is drawn as a blade is; eager to pierce another's being, or to divide them." 1 year ago +1
Hmm. Making your way to the enemy while disregarding your enemy's ability to kill you 100's of meters away while you can only kill someone that's a few feet in front of you; or announcing your presence to the enemy as a distraction. Either way, they're chewing bullets. 1 year ago +1
Yes... 1 year ago +1
Quizzes will trouble me no more. 1 year ago  
Grassy hills can be pretty, but I'm honestly tired of seeing grass. 1 year ago  
There are fates worse than death, so try not to become part of the living decor. 1 year ago +1
I find them both kind of goofy actually. 1 year ago  
B comes with a free shower of urine. 1 year ago  
Equally fair. Great things can still have small beginnings. 1 year ago  
Expensiiiiiive. Especially if your movie does terrible at the box office. 1 year ago +1
More study intensive, but less reading and papers to write. 1 year ago  
What?... 1 year ago +1
Time to board the rape train! 1 year ago  
Knew B. 1 year ago  
I also choosen Squidward. 1 year ago  
Creepier 1 year ago +1
It's hard for me to choose, mainly because I'd feel silly with either. In hindsight, if I chose A I could have put one of the swords away. 1 year ago  
I'll take the chance of death if it means I can screw society. 1 year ago +1
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
I'm underweight for my age and height. Heck, I'm within the ideal age and height range of Japanese women. 1 year ago  
Been there done that. 1 year ago  
I'm underweight for my age and height. Heck, I'm within the ideal age and height range of Japanese women. 1 year ago  
At this point in life, I've decided to gear my future towards "Screw the money! Let me have fun." 1 year ago  
Too bad I always drink a glass half-empty. 1 year ago  
I like sleep, but I have to move. 1 year ago  
I like sleep, but I have to move. 1 year ago  
I will line the interior of your coffin with the skins of your loved ones who have passed, and make your epitaph from their bones; just to weird people out. 1 year ago +1
I need my tunes. 1 year ago  
I'd tell them, "It's many books without pages." 1 year ago +4
two weeks ago, on a Wednesday, specifically, 1 year ago  
Means I'm just about done for the day. 1 year ago  
If I'm worthy, then I get what's coming to me. 1 year ago  
D. 2 years ago  
Make babies. 2 years ago  
I know some ghosts in ghost stories are major dicks and dangerous sociopaths, but I'd be curious if I could freak out the ghosts by being crazy in general. 2 years ago +1
So, they're going to show me 4chan images? 2 years ago +1
Aren't most of them? 2 years ago  
D. 2 years ago  
Things I'd never say to a person: "Miss, you have such beautifully large zygomatic bones!" 2 years ago +2
I'm already B, and it makes being a biology major incredibly painful. 2 years ago +2
This will go south so fast, you'd be wondering how we got to Atlanta... Perfect! 2 years ago +1
Welcome to Peru! 2 years ago  
manw 2 years ago +1
How can you succeed without seeds? 2 years ago  
Neat! 2 years ago  
How can someone 'not' choose cyriak? 2 years ago +1
D. 2 years ago  
I can cut a cake! 2 years ago  
My first migraine. It had me curled up in the class room. 2 years ago  
My own. 2 years ago  
C. Hey wait a minute... 2 years ago  
I like my dick. 2 years ago  
C. 2 years ago  
She looks like she can give a good hand job. 2 years ago  
Sounds boring. 2 years ago  
I like the way you think! 2 years ago  
Indeed. 2 years ago  
Launch the torpedoes. 2 years ago  
D. 2 years ago  
Hello house fires. 2 years ago  
What is this feeling in my gut? This sadness? These thoughts of turning someone away? Is this regret? 2 years ago  
Plenty of cockroach species can fly. 2 years ago  
Help keep me from falling behind in my studies. 2 years ago  
Which virginity? Anal? Oral? Nasal? Other? 2 years ago  
A. 2 years ago  
I'm not religious. I don't believe in any gods, but any god who truly wishes for us to have free will would know that intervention on their part would be detrimental to that effort. If said god denies its own existence for our sake, then we should do so as well, so as not to forsake the gift of independence; as heartless as it seems. 2 years ago  
All of the above! 2 years ago  
A candy shop with half its earnings going to diabetes charities. Seems a bit ironic. 2 years ago +1
Call the police, arm myself, grab some water bottles, a pillow, and a blanket, then hide in the attic. Also, set the house alarm. 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-dc2WPa7eA 2 years ago  
Google Home can actually converse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpw_FB2QrjQ&t=95s Amazon Echo, well... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zR0Hxojce4 2 years ago  
One of my friends owned the game when I was little. I wish I knew how to play the game back then. 2 years ago  
It's a good excuse to rape things. 2 years ago  
I'm fast enough as it is. African wild dogs are known to have the highest hunting success rate of any predator, and it isn't because of their speed alone. Yes they can run as fast as 45 mph, but most of their success comes from their teamwork and stamina. 2 years ago +3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E 2 years ago  
Then I shall sleep, and I shall dream. 2 years ago  
The whole thing. 2 years ago  
Normally, I'd consider immortality a curse, but in this case I'd do it only so I can live apart from basic human society and explore the world to my heart's content. 2 years ago  
"Thumbelina" would happen on a daily basis. 2 years ago  
Isn't there a difference between jealousy and envy? 2 years ago +2
Eyup. We're pretty screwed. 2 years ago  
The happy memories that I'll never experience again. 2 years ago  
If it's built "Ford tough", expect it to last 4 years before everything starts falling apart. 2 years ago  
Give me your urine! 2 years ago  
B doesn't sound very trustworthy. 2 years ago +1
I've no patience for any afterlife and all their nonsense. Just as I've dreamt of wonderous havens of prosperity, I've dreamt of many oddities and hellish places. 2 years ago  
Oh look, a yoshi. 2 years ago +1
Rrrather is pretty bad at keeping links intact. 2 years ago  
I am so confused. 2 years ago  
Just a someone who is something and nothing to keep me balanced. 2 years ago  
How contemporary. If this were a gallery I'd place said "art" in the same room as this: http://c8.alamy.com/comp/BNB848/trash-art-recycled-waste-paper-used-as-contemporary-sculpture-on-display-BNB848.jpg 2 years ago  
You're 'trying' to be edgy? I thought you were trying to be unlikable. Wait... Aren't those the same thing when you 'try' to be either? 2 years ago  
Though I'd rather not have it happen. 2 years ago  
Even if only in my dreams, I tried B once. Ended up getting bossed around by a more powerful version of me. I wasn't very thrilled about figuring out his intentions. He tried to have me abduct a girl for some kind of ritual or something. I ended up becoming enamored with the girl, but I still brought her to him. After having second thoughts, I interrupted the ritual and helped the girl escape, but only after getting overpowered and being forced into an alternate agreement with myself and striking the old agreement. He didn't even try to stop the girl from escaping. He considered my betrayal a higher priority, and he knew why I did it. Everything that happened, happened on his terms. I ended up being assigned as the guardian of the people for the remainder of my existence in that world. The way he gave me the assignment; the way he spoke, was not out of forgiveness or pity. It was a punishment meant to correct the idea that drove me to betray him in the first place. I soon came to realize my error when I joined the one I saved. She wanted to marry me, but under the practices of her peoples' religion. Perhaps she really did love me, but the way it was shown filled me with rage. After what just happened, how can she be filled with such faith in higher beings? 2 years ago  
It's actually Japanese, but I see what you're getting at. 2 years ago  
Already did A. Pretty sure B is sitting in my library. 2 years ago  
I will say that knob on the bottom of B makes it look like they literally threw in the kitchen sink. 2 years ago  
Hmmmmmmmmm... Eh, okay. 2 years ago  
OBVIOUSLY it's a triangle! 2 years ago  
Aren't they adorable!? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuqQklhZ-TA 2 years ago  
Wait a minute... I could've duplicated MY GENITALS!!! 2 years ago  
Let me guess... Either your girlfriend, or your ex. 2 years ago  
I kind of agree, but A just looks like a series of glowy tubes attached to a hair dryer. 2 years ago +2
I can tell myself that I'm delusional, and I wouldn't be lying. 2 years ago  
*Ahem*... Californium-252. 2 years ago  
Only an idiot would want to be surrounded by idiots. 2 years ago  
I already do. It's worked out for me so far. 2 years ago  
*takes notes* 2 years ago  
♫And it burned burned BURNED, and the president ran and cried! 2 years ago  
I'd be unable to see the fun in that. 2 years ago  
WWI, you nut. 2 years ago  
Time to f*ck the Earth. 2 years ago  
Monster Hunter. 2 years ago  
Time to publicly humiliate thieves and serve out cruel justice. 2 years ago  
This one is difficult for me. 2 years ago  
You gotta lick the water! 2 years ago  
I'unno. It's just getting all samey, ya know? 2 years ago  
Well then I made the right choice. 2 years ago  
https://vine.co/v/e6TZEAjJdhm 2 years ago  
These are getting pretty boring... 2 years ago  
If it doesn't exist, then I'm the one making all the decisions. I'll be deluded, but it seems to be better than the other option, which would be worse than the world we are living in. At least some people give a sh*t in this world. 2 years ago  
All of them since I'm feeling lazy. 2 years ago  
Look at those lovely mounds. 2 years ago  
Onoskelis would be proud. 2 years ago  
Get this party started already! 2 years ago  
Why surprised? 2 years ago  
'Better' as in worse oooor...? 2 years ago +1
Gastropods are slithering roundworm farms. 2 years ago  
It really depends on the alien. "Alien" isn't a species. It's an out group classification for anything of foreign origin. 2 years ago +1
Apparently the ability to perform miracles isn't an inheritable trait. 2 years ago  
I thought Jeff was gay. 2 years ago  
automated stand 2 years ago  
Their funeral I guess. 2 years ago  
For those who chose B, I hope none of you land in some difficult game. 2 years ago +2
There are a lot of good reasons why B would be worse than the genocide in A. I'm sure genocide would follow through with some of them anyways. 2 years ago +1
Half of the site is cancer. Oh, wait. It was always that way wasn't it? 2 years ago  
How doth one acquire this mystic knowledge? 2 years ago +1
The f*ck hole is on the other side of the dolphin... Just thought it should know. 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJDY6fDoSzo 2 years ago  
It's a requirement for Florida citizens. 2 years ago +1
Inflation, counterfeit charges, that sort of thing that you're probably going to ignore anyways. 2 years ago +2
Not for long! :D 2 years ago +1
Good relations across the galaxy can serve humanity far better than this dying rock. 2 years ago  
Fair enough. 2 years ago  
Better yet, he's letting me live on it. 2 years ago  
Never! My home is a dick. 2 years ago  
Why not pepsi? 2 years ago  
This would be great for some porn. 2 years ago  
:( 2 years ago  
Maybe they'll be busy killing each other. 2 years ago  
Feels like home. 2 years ago  
The last thing I need is some sort of nematode turning my brain to swiss cheese. 2 years ago  
Wuss. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/20/cf/63/20cf63e718aa42a610a58e85dc8c80ec--florida-funny-florida-humor.jpg 2 years ago  
Well, it's not sunny... 2 years ago  
Speed walking can be very handy at times. 2 years ago  
Third rock from Sol. Hard to miss. Oh! Can we stop by a Galaxy Burger along the way? I'm hungry. 2 years ago  
This is easy for me. 2 years ago  
I've only ever had two nightmares that I can remember. I woke up from one of those in a cold sweat and screaming silently. 2 years ago  
As long as "visiting" means, stay in orbit where it's safe. 2 years ago +1
It already feels that way 2 years ago +1
*shrugs* 2 years ago  
No... but isn't that just a neat antagonistic thing to say? 2 years ago  
For you, my powerful friend, I've made a realm of madness. May you never forget all your failures and misgivings, just as you would all your fortunes and successes; for your entire universe lasts, but a day and an hour. 2 years ago  
Ragged but short? Doesn't sound like there's much of a view. 2 years ago  
Either way, it would certainly be difficult to imagine a world missing the 7,000,000 colors we are capable of seeing normally. 2 years ago  
Time to cause some massive inflation. 2 years ago  
Everything is about to get very... strange. 2 years ago  
Hmm. I chose the wrong answer. If Matthew wanted to betray us he would have used something lethal, or at least bashed us in our heads while we were in the net. 2 years ago  
Only one escape pod left in the entire zoo? Seems like an obvious trap, but if Matthew wants to have a go at it, I say let him; not that I want him to be a test subject. Even if it isn't a trap, how the hell am I going to know how this escape pod works, or where the hell it's going to take us? I highly doubt Earth's relative coordinates are in this thing by default. It won't be so bad up here with Sammi as an added gun. However, the aliens watching me when I was in my cage got here somehow. There's got to be a docking bay or a ship hangar around here somewhere (I'm not trusting anything labeled "teleporter" though). 2 years ago  
Of course I'd have a plan before I die. Not to keep the money, but to distribute it. 2 years ago  
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TeleFrag 2 years ago  
Of course! 2 years ago  
... Well, he's not wrong. 2 years ago  
Mushroom soup! :D 2 years ago  
Screw the cold, you weird mammals. 2 years ago +1
Even if I risk telefragging. 2 years ago  
Won't need friends where I'm going. 2 years ago +1
To what extent may I ask? 2 years ago  
Yeah. Like you have 400 waters. 2 years ago +1
I want Beamng so bad. 2 years ago  
I'd like to play skylines. Ark will forever be kind of a bore. 2 years ago  
Because I'd rather not cause an electrical fire. 2 years ago +1
B could lead to me being arrested in my state. 2 years ago  
This picture reminds me of DURR PLANT! 2 years ago  
This reminds me of DURR PLANT! 2 years ago  
That tree was asking for it. 2 years ago  
These two people are both innocent! However, there is still another suspect... Marvis! Cat's usually have high demands over their owners, and their owners will go out of their way to pay for whatever a good cat wants. But what if the cat doesn't get what it wants? Mark can't even afford to take care of his car, and all of his attention goes to making people laugh. Marvis is clearly feeling ignored. To fill the void in his heart, Marvis has turned to a life of crime! 2 years ago +1
So fuzzy and colorful. 2 years ago  
Boredom. 2 years ago  
I play as that snot, MacKenzie. I was going to say I played both, but then I realized B isn't Microsoft Combat Flight Simulator. 2 years ago  
Sh*t! I haven't played either. A looks really good though. 2 years ago  
HOT 2 years ago  
Stomping on family would not be preferable. 2 years ago  
I think that equation changed since I last saw it. :v 2 years ago  
I find these to be far more useful. 2 years ago  
I really didn't care. 2 years ago  
So you scratch him? 2 years ago  
Oh okay. 2 years ago  
Actually, I'm unsure, but here; have this followup image. http://rophydoes.com/images/memes/alicemorgan/043.jpg 2 years ago  
Yes please. That would be nice. 2 years ago  
Yes... B 2 years ago  
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/f/fa/Luther-S02E02-SWM12-2.jpg/600px-Luther-S02E02-SWM12-2.jpg 2 years ago  
I suppose I could, but then I'll be up all night with a knife by my side... I'm not crazy! 2 years ago +1
Man this was tough for me. Do the wings go in place of my arms? If so, can I at least keep a couple fingers, and my thumbs? 2 years ago +1
As long as Naruto isn't #1. 2 years ago  
Wait a minute... 2 years ago  
I think Quicksilver has a hard time getting around, because he's too busy carrying his massive ego. 2 years ago  
Hmm... Space Jesus or The Restraining Order? 2 years ago  
Well that was convenient... I was about to question whether the aliens were actually wanting to do something harmful to us, and why if they did they would use such inept guards, but that klutz tells me that lethal force is authorized. I suppose it's a little late to negotiate... Of course, with the deaths of those two guards, the odds are in our favor are they not? The remaining 3 might be willing to leave us alone if we don't kill them. Heck, I'd say toss them a translator and start getting some answers... Damn, I should have thought this through before I pulled the trigger. 2 years ago  
The Sea of Trolls 2 years ago  
Neither 2 years ago  
A politician from the future would probably only be interested in setting up the future for their own self. 2 years ago +1
You know... Water walking is kind of boring. *waves arms in the air pointlessly* 2 years ago +2
Yyyyesss. 2 years ago  
Better keep our threat level low for now. The last thing we need is the galactic federation coming after us or something. 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVC677-YmfM 2 years ago  
necrotizing fasciitis: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ae/43/0b/ae430b58e22df7925e9d83eee2175463--medical-oddities-medical-conditions.jpg 2 years ago  
Now to drown them in acetone. 2 years ago  
I'm confused because I switch hands when I'm actually cutting. 2 years ago  
I see no reason why not. 2 years ago  
Minty 2 years ago  
I don't need a preset purpose to be happy. Life is what we make of it. All that matters is that we're here. 2 years ago +2
Sooo. How long do you think it will take for a hard hitting disaster to take place that wipes out most of the stupid brats. It would be easy to start an uprising after a big storm. Who's keeping an eye on our nuclear reactors, refineries, and fertilizer plants. Something tells me they would shut down the latter two. What am I even talking about? They're so stupid that this will probably die out by the end of the week, which brings up a question. How did they even manage to win? 2 years ago +1
No. He's clearly implying that we found space Jesus. 2 years ago  
Escape pods? This feels too obvious. 2 years ago  
That is absolutely adhorrible! 2 years ago +1
Tardigrades! 2 years ago +1
Dammit. *unzips pants* 2 years ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFoun0tXoAEaPn7.jpg 2 years ago  
Those hot dogs put a bad taste in my mouth. Also, down blouse. 2 years ago  
Ah geez. 2 years ago  
I'm fairly certain I can handle myself. She should stay out of trouble. 2 years ago +1
*reads comment chain* 2 years ago  
*reads description* 2 years ago  
*Looks at description* "Luigilord" 2 years ago  
I didn't vote there, so... 2 years ago  
Only tried it once. Never had the other. 2 years ago  
Curvy it is! 2 years ago  
Ah well. It was a thought. 2 years ago  
My plan involves a little of both actually. I don't know what physical advantages the alien has over the guards, but we may be able to surprise them. It would preferable to trick most of them into entering one of the laser cages and incapacitating one or two of them to take their equipment. They must have communication devices, and a map if we're lucky. They'll be letting others know, so we need to act fast. If the communicators are compatible with the translators we can decipher their plans for a little bit and work around them to avoid security, but we'll need to get rid of the communicators. It's possible that they'll be able to track the communicators. If they can, we can use that to our advantage by leading them astray. First, it might be wise like to pry open some electric panels and computer equipment. We need to look for magnets, or make something capable of generating magnetic fields to disrupt electronic equipment safely. If we have tracking implants, we'll need to fry them, assuming they aren't stuck in any vital organs or structures. 2 years ago  
So how about sewing that stump shut and moving on? Not sure what I should do about the veins and arteries, but whatever. 2 years ago  
People should not come to me with their financial troubles. Yes this has happened before. 2 years ago  
I was about to say... 2 years ago  
I'd make a career out of it. 2 years ago  
Titans really got the shaft. Can't say Cronus "deserved" what he got, but he was a huge jerk, so whatever.. 2 years ago  
*slowly puts phone down* 2 years ago +2
Depends on how extreme. 2 years ago +1
Make sure none gets in your nose, eyes, ears, or anus either. Even with that, I can't guarantee you'll be "fine". http://www.in.gov/isdh/22963.htm 2 years ago  
Unprotected hand sex? 2 years ago  
freedom. 2 years ago  
same 2 years ago  
Or perhaps that's a cereal killer's bait, and they're just waiting to pull the trigger. 2 years ago  
One that does as it is supposed to doesn't need forgiveness to function. 2 years ago  
Crime: murder; Response: murder; Justification: murder 2 years ago  
Advice ignored. *salivates* 2 years ago +1
It sounds like it would be easy to make them turn sides; regardless of whether they feel like they're doing the "right" thing. 2 years ago  
Diplomacy! 2 years ago +1
Giraffes are always hovering over your shoulder. 2 years ago  
I could higher better coworkers. 2 years ago  
In my life, there is a lot more paper than there is steel. It would be neat if I could interact with things on paper, as if they were in a world of their own. 2 years ago  
https://youtu.be/WOH6LNtV4d0?t=1m36s 2 years ago  
I shall lay myself to rest, and awake in a new world. Whether this new world be good or bad, may I never leave my bed. Sometimes I just want to keep dreaming... as long as I don't have to wake up to go to the bathroom. 2 years ago +1
Wait... I can be technically dead, but functionally alive. Therefore, I wouldn't be me, as I have ceased being. All that would remain, is a functioning pile of meat; ready to harvest, or perhaps parasitized by some disgusting creatures. I should have chosen the other. While being dead in functions of the brain, I somehow retain consciousness; being aware of and able to respond to my surroundings. Perhaps, through a secondary condition, I'd be more "alive" in a sense. 2 years ago +1
Take me away from this dying world to one that is already dead, so that I may bring life to it. 2 years ago +1
You mean celestial. :D 2 years ago  
I've only gotten into one accident. Had to get a new car. 2 years ago +1
I just want to be covered in feathers. So, what kind of golden feathers are they? Like what feather type. 2 years ago  
Essentially this. 2 years ago  
Just a thought, but does her clothes have weird boob and vulva pockets or something? 2 years ago  
I like digging. 2 years ago  
Easier to hit things with. I'll just use the arrows as melee weapons... if that works. 2 years ago  
Royal Caribbean. 2 years ago  
I have however, inverted my feet once. 2 years ago  
Natalya has a very nice smile. Mandy Rose's picture just reminds me of those scantily clad waitresses I saw at the Tilted Kilt. They may have nice bodies, but everything else about them just drove my mood south. Just being around them made me feel dirty; and not it the good way. 2 years ago  
Eyup. 2 years ago +1
A bit more multipurpose than a head of lettuce. 2 years ago  
I don't trust apple with anything that's supposed to last more than 3 years. 2 years ago  
I trust dolphins as much as I trust most human strangers. 2 years ago  
As I recall, African elephants have a specific technique that they use exclusively to kill humans. 2 years ago  
Most bottles I use are twist tops anyways. 2 years ago  
I think I'm starting to like this. 2 years ago  
History. 2 years ago  
Easier to explain. 2 years ago +4
Man Waffle is a super power. 2 years ago  
Thank you. 2 years ago  
My "beloved dog" can swim. 2 years ago  
Um... I think B? 2 years ago  
Wait... I need AgNO3 for stuff... I'm not entirely sure what stuff, but I need it. 2 years ago  
A. I'm actually okay with polyamory. Partner might be surprised when they find out. At least I won't have to go to court, have my stuff taken away from me, and pay alimony if I have kids. 2 years ago  
I actually really like the white shirt I'm currently wearing. I don't think I'll find another shirt like it. 2 years ago  
https://giphy.com/gifs/theroadtoeldorado-reaction-14naKfzR8ndrjO 2 years ago +2
B did get the occasional laugh out of me though. I just can't stand its imagery for more than 10 minutes. 2 years ago  
I feel like they were both alright. They weren't great, but B just felt like it had a little more going for it. 2 years ago  
Depends on how I'm going to die. 2 years ago  
https://www.rrrather.com/view/224978#comment4120328 2 years ago  
I feel that physics is easier to explain. 2 years ago  
Umm 2 years ago  
Less battery consumption and harder to lose. Personally, I just use headphones though. 2 years ago  
Volcanic glass? http://geology.com/rocks/pictures/obsidian-380.jpg 2 years ago  
I see "WWE" and all I can think of is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvgs5beaDgk 2 years ago  
I haven't seen either. :( 2 years ago  
Though if I couldn't kill them~ Three things I would wish on my worst enemy: immobility, insomnia, immortality 2 years ago  
Absolutely loved it... From a viewers standpoint. My brother owns the game; not me. 2 years ago  
Polymorphy. 2 years ago  
Patriotism. Brought to you by our "loving God". 2 years ago  
:) 2 years ago  
It can only reflect positively on his public image. https://t0.rbxcdn.com/8b29cc93a1850d1db21fb6ef8cf19379 2 years ago  
Wait... You can be first, and last if all the competition is eliminated. 2 years ago  
If I can only get one, I'll take a dagger. Otherwise, give me a dagger, a buckler, and a war pick. If I can't kill them stealthily, I can at least get between a man and his blade, and slip in my own. 2 years ago  
If I didn't understand that parts of my brain controlling my personality could be dormant, I would assume that this is what happens to my other personalities everyday. We take turns controlling the body. There's a long line of people, and the guidelines for using the body are very strict. 2 years ago +1
Yaaaaay! 2 years ago +1
I like how fish scales feel. Most of the time, they are so smooth yet firm. 2 years ago  
For some reason, the thought of someone having tiger print on their face makes me want to lick their face. 2 years ago +1
Be schway and save your gas money. 2 years ago  
On my way there. 2 years ago  
What about forcing you to eat it. Don't you engage in apophallation? 2 years ago  
Have you been playing Spelunky, lautye? 2 years ago  
How do they smell? o~o 2 years ago  
Level up payments are always cheap anyways while equipment is often a pain in the butt to get. 2 years ago  
I wonder where this would take us. 2 years ago  
Wait a minute... This was a bad idea. 2 years ago  
Reusable. Multipurpose. Bondage. 2 years ago  
I'm not a voraphile. 2 years ago +1
I think it's alright. 2 years ago  
Oh! Well I'm sorry to here that. Oh well. You have my regards. Good luck with chemo. 2 years ago  
Oh I remember that stuff. Only had it once, but I liked it. 2 years ago  
You have been granted the power of leukemia. 2 years ago  
Oh wait... *reads again*. I messed up. 2 years ago  
You have a good complexion. 2 years ago +1
Brain death only takes about 10 minutes, so upon "revival" am I a vegetable or what? 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FheUCn5GKw 2 years ago  
Hey how did this animal get out of its holding cage? 2 years ago  
Been there, done that. 2 years ago  
He looks triumphant. 2 years ago  
Oh god! Where is it coming from!? 2 years ago  
A guy walks up to me, looking a little 'excited', so I tell him, "Hey is that a gun or are you just happy to see me." He just says, "Yes". 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI Remind my future self to kill me for commenting this when he gets the chance. 2 years ago  
You'll need some invasive materials or parasites to go with that. I recommend either Ascaris lumbricoides, or 1lb of sand. 2 years ago  
5% of 7.5 billion people? Sounds good to me. Even if said 5% includes me. 2 years ago +1
Because this is a question by ilovefreedom. 2 years ago +1
More pleasure, less enemies. 2 years ago +2
Praise Lord Gaben. 2 years ago  
Always remember. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/590/bd2.png 2 years ago  
A secret sex dungeon you say? 2 years ago  
I'd like to build something organic feeling. Something twice as tall as it is wide. Something strange, like a chrysalis surrounded by web-like parametric design elements like this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/0e/7d/f70e7de135318c24f9f4e9f36773155e--parametric-design-parametric-architecture.jpg I can have some amenities installed later at my own expense. 2 years ago  
I'd bring a portrait for reference, some paint, and some brushes with me as well. 2 years ago +1
No. Burn the car! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RbwDvpqD4 2 years ago  
Every time I see lizards eat them, I secretly wonder what they taste like. 2 years ago  
In my dreams, I am the dark figure. It tickles my tentacles when someone tries to kill me with a knife or a gun. 2 years ago  
Pffft. 2 years ago  
But we can't have an amazing holiday comedy movie without them! 2 years ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvxaBYRMLM 2 years ago  
I'd probably just wait until they leave my room so that I can get up and walk around my room freely. My room is too boyish and has relatively nothing of interest, aside from my laptop and a few desk items in my cluttered desk if they can find them. Then again, I lock my door at night, leaving the only other entrance to be the window, which is also locked and blocked by a thick shrubbery, so they'd have to break down either entrance quite loudly and expect me to be awake. If they go through the window, then I'm screwed. If they come in through the door, then if I have enough time while they're breaking in, I can grab either of my dissection kits and hide behind the head board of my bed where there's just barely enough space for me to crawl in between the board and the wall. All I need is a scalpel. the rest of the kit is easily hidden behind the bed. I might be able to conceal the scalpel in my pajama pockets and pretend to be defenseless. If they don't decide to kill me on the spot I may only get one chance to use it. if there is ever a moment where they turn their back on me; even if it's only quarter of a second, I must either blind them, or lay a killing blow with a blade that is only two inches long... Maybe I'm crazy. 2 years ago  
So what about automobiles? 2 years ago  
"What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world." 2 years ago +1
My name isn't "Fireball Roberts". 2 years ago  
Look at those big 'ol eyes and those tiny pedipalps. I just want to pet its fuzzy little abdomen. 2 years ago +1
You can never trust those large winged demons. 2 years ago  
Ah come on, people! Look at all those adorable eyes. 2 years ago  
Well, between burning for all eternity and being frozen in ice with no hope of escape. Only way to avoid either would be if you're merely taking a tour of hell. I suppose you'd at least be closer to the exit. 2 years ago  
Ha! 2 years ago  
I'm somewhat disappointed in the lack of Odin Sphere votes. 2 years ago  
Ovulation is the release of an egg from the ovaries. It doesn't relate to infertility. 2 years ago +2
Dammit genitals! Now's not the time. 2 years ago  
A lucid dreamer, huh? I forgot to take that into account. 2 years ago  
Hmm? 2 years ago  
https://www.rrrather.com/view/213489 2 years ago  
I like this question. It really sings to a part of me. 2 years ago +1
Once I'm done with them, I'll donate the clothes I don't want. 2 years ago  
I gambled a couple dollars away on one of those prize machines at the arcade. 2 years ago  
When you're asking my tongue, no one can beat my parents' chili, empanadas, hallacas, or soups. 2 years ago  
If there is a way, I haven't found it. 2 years ago  
Twenty years, or muscle atrophy? 2 years ago  
Cricket? 2 years ago  
There was a riddle? 2 years ago +2
I love where this is coming from. :D 2 years ago  
And use said riches to buy something more useful. 2 years ago  
You'll be murdered by the top murderer! 2 years ago  
Wait! I actually got more than someone else? What is this nonsense!? 2 years ago  
I do have to say, Samurai Jack was awesome, but that finale felt super rushed. (I wish there was another season) 2 years ago  
How are the stock people supposed to ask stock questions without stock images? 2 years ago +1
Temperature and heat are physical properties of matter, which space is by definition, not. But I suppose we're meant to infer how we'd cool down in space. That really depends on where you are in space. This might help a little: http://wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/2012/12/19/what-makes-space-so-cold/ 2 years ago  
https://soundcloud.com/amarantemusic/slow-motion 2 years ago  
Um... I don't care? *shrugs* 2 years ago +1
I sleep in the room next to theirs, so I hear it whenever it's going on. They got me headphones to mask the noise. 2 years ago +1
Ahem. Oh wait... "That could..." Nevermind. 2 years ago  
Depends on whether the story is actually good; if present at all.. 2 years ago  
What if the pillow is a foot? https://sc01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1vEQYKVXXXXXeXFXX760XFXXX4/Lovely-stuffed-plush-foot-pillow-foot-shaped.png 2 years ago  
Don't you just hate irony? 2 years ago  
Wait. Even with how cool that would be, I can't just abandon the oceans! Maybe, I should've picked A. 2 years ago  
Space is defined as, "a continuous area or expanse that is free, available, or unoccupied," so saying I'm in control of space would be the same as saying I'm in control of all the free space. I guess that means I can control the distance between objects IN space. Hmm. I suppose I could supply Earth with an infinite number of resources in that case. 2 years ago  
Theoretically, in infinite space you'd have an infinite number of water worlds, so water is just less infinite. I mean I get your point, though. 2 years ago  
Or rather a trip to Mars. Space isn't actually cold. 2 years ago  
Can I dilute my drinks? 2 years ago  
Maybe if you only use your meat rod it's boring. Personally, my cravings stay away from the back door. Just doesn't do it for me (unless I'm feeling submissive). 2 years ago  
I'm not giving up graphite drawing for this. 2 years ago  
D: 2 years ago  
As long as the front holes are unobstructed, everything is fine. 2 years ago  
Aye cap'n. :l 2 years ago  
The things money can buy can only satisfy me temporarily, but I've always been devoid of an intimate relationship. I can here my own screams howling in this lonely husk. Madness echoes through the passages of my mind. 2 years ago +1
I kind of want to do both. 2 years ago  
No, but its venom has been known to cause priapism. Essentially, you get a four hour long erection, followed by death. :) 2 years ago  
Actually it's the brazilian wandering spider. 2 years ago  
How shall I... serve you? ;) 2 years ago  
How did I miss this question? 2 years ago  
We should commit genocide! (Don't take me seriously) :D 2 years ago  
I've got an archipelago above the left side of my pelvis. 2 years ago +1
I'm your inverse I guess. 2 years ago  
Merk 2 years ago  
But what about the majestic sea flap flap? 2 years ago +1
Sounds like fun. 2 years ago +1
Welcome to Florida! 2 years ago +1
At the same time!? :O 2 years ago  
Sound argument. 2 years ago  
There's still time. 2 years ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1Wt4-O_X9U 2 years ago  
He has a killer sense of humor. 2 years ago  
Who are you? 2 years ago  
My first character was an argonian archer that relied mainly on smithing and enchantments. He was a stealthy archer at first, but I later made the mistake of making my stealth tree legendary so I could redistribute the points to enhance my enchantments and bow perks. My khajiit I named and designed after Mirage from Aladdin the animated series, and she is likewise, evil. I'm trying to get her to work into one-handed weapons, destruction, enchanting, and alchemy. 2 years ago  
It would probably do me some good in taking out troublesome enemies, especially since I started over. I'm doing a khajiit that mains destruction magic and secondaries all other weapons, and dragons are a pain in the ass for her. I'll do Sanguine's quest once I'm ready to have fun in Markarth. 2 years ago  
They can be fun to play with some times. 2 years ago  
Funny that. I've never fought nor summoned a dremora in Skyrim, even though I got Sanguine's rose. Sanguine's quest was fun, but I ended up mounting the rose in my Breezehome before moving it to my basement in Solitude.. 2 years ago  
Oh I have, I just haven't messed around with either of these daedric princes yet. I had to update my nexus mod manager, so all my mods had to be reinstalled (some I couldn't). So I just deleted my saves and started over. 2 years ago  
I will let you have two lobes of my left lung, and one of my right. 2 years ago  
That's great. Can you do something that I can actually live through to experience torment? 2 years ago  
Cool. Now I can go home and relax. Besides, I got a free book, a fish, and a dollar. 2 years ago +1
Do you do poison? 2 years ago  
Oooh. Neat! 2 years ago  
Ugh, I have to choose between two of my favorite daedric princes. 2 years ago  
I was secretly waiting for these questions. Also, screw Dagon, his useless razor, and the Mythic Dawn. 2 years ago  
Where are all my fellow Monster Hunters at? 2 years ago  
? https://cdn.lookastic.com/black-wool-hat/nasty-gal-factory-levana-wool-panama-hat-original-200876.jpg 2 years ago  
Well I don't actually have any stocks, so... https://media.giphy.com/media/nXwCnoRlgcvOE/giphy.gif 2 years ago  
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