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asberserker (user #105,801) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on November 19th, 2018 (465 days ago)

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Pepsi, cats, go team Kafka!


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    I was in coma for almost a week some years ago. It's way better folks, you don't have to watch the nurses wiping your ass while they're dead inside. 1 year ago  
    If you take away my freedom, you take away my soul. 1 year ago  
    I live in a sheethole, so 1M dollars is enough money to live the rest of my life drinking mojitos in a beach. 1 year ago  
    Let's give Kpop a chance. 1 year ago +1
    Xmas. I celebrate every 1000 days since my birthday. I call it “1K celebrations”. You got fewer in your life, but you can throw bigger parties. 1 year ago  
    Croatia doesn't have hurricanes and its beaches are beautiful. 1 year ago  
    It doesn't say which national anthem. I'll sing the Soviet anthem. Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz! 1 year ago  
    I live in South America. Believe me: you are better off without “Justice”. 1 year ago  
    “Homosexuals are possessed by demons.” I can't help but giggle every time I see that placard. Oh be nice! 1 year ago +1
    I'm going to turn up the mass of our Moon by 10X. Enjoy the monster waves, beaches! 1 year ago  
    In Wrongtown you can smoke a joint or two (that's “wrong” by some vitriolic standards). 1 year ago  
    Chauffeur. I'm having some issues and I think I'll be a safety hazard if I get to drive a car. Also, I like to cook. 1 year ago  
    But I'm only 35. Edit: no, wait. I'm 38. I had to google my own age. Nurse! 1 year ago  
    No point in having a manor inside a shanty town. 1 year ago  
    I had to google Rebecca Black, so my choice is pretty obvious. 1 year ago  
    Physically never age. I can choose to have my 16-year old body back again while keeping my current mental state. I'll be unstoppable. 1 year ago  
    Something says to me that Heaven is a boring place where nothing ever happens. 1 year ago  
    I have a brain tumor, so I'm going to take the chances. 1 year ago  
    A freezing-cold Pepsi can make my stomach acidity go away and make me feel good, all in the same sip. 1 year ago  
    The 66% of the populations doesn't understand anything at all. 1 year ago  
    Music is the language of the soul. 1 year ago  
    Ha! Take that, Justin Bieber! 1 year ago  
    1. I wish to have an exact replica of the Solar System, but in another galaxy (keeping the same conditions) and devoid of all humans except for me and other optional five individuals. 2. I wish to own a UFO that is a recreational vehicle. I can have a picnic in any corner of the Universe. 3. I wish to receive all the needed knowledge to run the Earth by myself. 4. I wish to live as long as I want. 5. I wish to be able to change my appearance at will. 6. I wish to be able to travel through time at will. 7. I wish to be able to communicate with cats. 8. I wish to be able to fly. 9. I wish to be able to swim and breathe underwater. 10. I wish to have the house of my dreams. 1 year ago  
    I don't like tuxedos, ties and the like. Just gimme some hawaians, some T-shirt and some cargo pants and I'll be happy as Huckleberry Finn. 1 year ago  
    You can sell the Amazon cards for half its price and still have more money than the first option. However, I already put my pajamas... 1 year ago  
    God bless Murica! 1 year ago  
    This is a no-braaaaaaainnnner 1 year ago +1
    Puny humans. What if the baby is the future Hitler? 1 year ago  
    Meh. I'm too lazy, just give me my millions and I promise I'll die sooner than expected. 1 year ago  
    I'm totally drawing an UFO-RV thing, to go camp into the Moon, or any other corner of the Universe. Extreme camping, people! 1 year ago  
    A deranged man doesn't know he's deranged. 1 year ago  
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