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asberserker (user #105,801) MaleSilver Medal

Joined on November 19th, 2018 (303 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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Pepsi, cats, go team Kafka!

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No, and I honestly don't care. 9 months ago  
Losing my phone would be such a bliss. 9 months ago  
I don't know what did I just voted... 9 months ago  
So, Kevin Spacey enters a bar full of preteens... 9 months ago  
I have a German lastname and I'm white. Sorry, but I will survive better in a Nazi-dominated world. 9 months ago  
Sorry, I'm an old guy who lost interest in videogames. 9 months ago  
I know a couple of tricks learnt from a far-right-wing colonel in Argentina during my youth. The first attempt to make my life worse would end in several people with horror in their eyes. 9 months ago  
Prohibition worked as a charm, isn't? 9 months ago  
I read thru all the first WYR questions, and, honestly, the quality plummeted to unknown depths. All there's now is manga, anime, bands, personal vendettas against posters, and an overall poorly thought questions. 9 months ago +1
I hate all the hacktivism, Anonymous, and SJW thing out there; and while I am not a musical guy, I'll start a band if Option B is the only alternative. 9 months ago  
Let me guess: you're 18 or so, OP. Maturity is a long process in which you, whether or not were raised in a sheltered environment, grow up a cover that makes you resilient to most hurtful comments. 9 months ago  
First option seems like something an edgy teenager would choose. Second option is classy misanthropy. 9 months ago  
Guiness is an overpriced, overhyped beer. Source: been in Germany, Switzerland, Austria and Belgium. 9 months ago  
I don't know the first thing about this. 9 months ago +1
I can teleport outside the current Hubble sphere. That's basically time travelling, sweetie. 9 months ago  
Option B is a death wish. 9 months ago  
No, but that's because I never throwed a birthday party by myself. And, let's be honest, I don't give a single bit of a clinker about birthday parties. 9 months ago  
As adults, we are not supposed to drink milk. 9 months ago  
You cannot die of hunger in you live in the West. There are soup kitchens. There are “social fridges”. There are many, many ways to at least have a meal once a day. Source: I've been homeless for two weeks some years ago. 9 months ago  
It tastes like horse, but with a tender meat. 9 months ago  
If it's my favorite movie, it means I already seen it. So, book. I would love to read a book about Aliens. 9 months ago +1
I was in coma for almost a week some years ago. It's way better folks, you don't have to watch the nurses wiping your ass while they're dead inside. 9 months ago  
If you take away my freedom, you take away my soul. 9 months ago  
I live in a sheethole, so 1M dollars is enough money to live the rest of my life drinking mojitos in a beach. 9 months ago  
Let's give Kpop a chance. 9 months ago +1
I don't want see others suffering. 9 months ago +1
Xmas. I celebrate every 1000 days since my birthday. I call it “1K celebrations”. You got fewer in your life, but you can throw bigger parties. 9 months ago  
Croatia doesn't have hurricanes and its beaches are beautiful. 9 months ago  
It doesn't say which national anthem. I'll sing the Soviet anthem. Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh Splotila naveki velikaya Rus'! Da zdravstvuyet sozdanny voley narodov Yediny, moguchy Sovetsky Soyuz! 9 months ago  
I don't like Starbucks at all, so I'm choosing the worst of both. 9 months ago  
I live in South America. Believe me: you are better off without “Justice”. 9 months ago  
“Homosexuals are possessed by demons.” I can't help but giggle every time I see that placard. Oh be nice! 9 months ago +1
I'm going to turn up the mass of our Moon by 10X. Enjoy the monster waves, beaches! 9 months ago  
In Wrongtown you can smoke a joint or two (that's “wrong” by some vitriolic standards). 9 months ago  
Chauffeur. I'm having some issues and I think I'll be a safety hazard if I get to drive a car. Also, I like to cook. 9 months ago  
But I'm only 35. Edit: no, wait. I'm 38. I had to google my own age. Nurse! 9 months ago  
No point in having a manor inside a shanty town. 9 months ago  
I had to google Rebecca Black, so my choice is pretty obvious. 9 months ago  
Physically never age. I can choose to have my 16-year old body back again while keeping my current mental state. I'll be unstoppable. 9 months ago  
Something says to me that Heaven is a boring place where nothing ever happens. 9 months ago  
I have a brain tumor, so I'm going to take the chances. 9 months ago  
A freezing-cold Pepsi can make my stomach acidity go away and make me feel good, all in the same sip. 9 months ago  
The 66% of the populations doesn't understand anything at all. 9 months ago  
Music is the language of the soul. 9 months ago  
Ha! Take that, Justin Bieber! 9 months ago  
1. I wish to have an exact replica of the Solar System, but in another galaxy (keeping the same conditions) and devoid of all humans except for me and other optional five individuals. 2. I wish to own a UFO that is a recreational vehicle. I can have a picnic in any corner of the Universe. 3. I wish to receive all the needed knowledge to run the Earth by myself. 4. I wish to live as long as I want. 5. I wish to be able to change my appearance at will. 6. I wish to be able to travel through time at will. 7. I wish to be able to communicate with cats. 8. I wish to be able to fly. 9. I wish to be able to swim and breathe underwater. 10. I wish to have the house of my dreams. 9 months ago  
I don't like tuxedos, ties and the like. Just gimme some hawaians, some T-shirt and some cargo pants and I'll be happy as Huckleberry Finn. 9 months ago  
You can sell the Amazon cards for half its price and still have more money than the first option. However, I already put my pajamas... 9 months ago  
God bless Murica! 9 months ago  
This is a no-braaaaaaainnnner 9 months ago +1
Puny humans. What if the baby is the future Hitler? 9 months ago  
Meh. I'm too lazy, just give me my millions and I promise I'll die sooner than expected. 9 months ago  
I'm totally drawing an UFO-RV thing, to go camp into the Moon, or any other corner of the Universe. Extreme camping, people! 9 months ago  
A deranged man doesn't know he's deranged. 9 months ago  
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