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Men: Would you rather (female equivalents in description) catch your 8-months-pregnant wife having sex with another guy or find out the child she gave birth to isn't yours biologically? 2 years ago 137 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather watch Carlos Mencia standup for 24 hours straight or watch Dane Cook standup for 24 hours straight? 3 years ago 86 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Regardless of what you believe about their steroid usage, who is/was the better baseball player? Barry Bonds or Alex Rodriguez 3 years ago 244 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather sit through 24 hours of Michael Bay movies (Armageddon, Transformers, etc.) or sit through 24 hours of Tyler Perry movies (Madea, etc.)? 3 years ago 60 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be accused of being an asshole or a racist? 3 years ago 219 votes 19 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be forced to watch Girls for 24 hours straight or Two Girls, One Cup for 24 hours straight? 3 years ago 76 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather do a dangerous and possibly life-threatening "YouTube challenge" (e.g. the Gallon Challenge) for $1,000 or livestream yourself for five days in a row without sleep for $10,000 3 years ago 486 votes 21 comments 0 likes
Would you rather fix the postseason so your team will be guaranteed to win the Super Bowl or go to the past and reverse a Super Bowl loss by your team 3 years ago 668 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather date real-life Emma Watson or date Hermione Granger as portrayed in the HP movies? 3 years ago 347 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Have a long (~8.5 in.) pencil dick (~1 in. or less thick) or Have an average-length (~6.5 in.) sized and thickness (~1.5 in.) dick 3 years ago 219 votes 7 comments 0 likes

Brian_sterling has posted the following comments:

neither, it's a retarded, overused slogan to which your reaction is a litmus test to declare whether the fags that do it consider you "racist" or not. 3 years ago  
Deadpool is just a meme 3 years ago +3
Bubble wrap if I were in a good mood, breaking stuff if I were in a bad mood. I'd probably get tired after a few hundred throws, though. 3 years ago  
Stop 3 years ago  
bedhead because she doesn't use that stupid duckface when taking pictures 3 years ago +1
if it was 2003, then EASILY LiLo. otherwise neither 3 years ago  
master acoustic first, then you can get used to the electrics' thinner strings and other differences 3 years ago +1
runners always have a chance to break a world record. can a gymnast do that? 3 years ago  
pigs are smart little bastards. what the hell can a sloth do besides, you know, sloth around? 3 years ago  
you do know how models get to be models, right? 3 years ago  
oh, if only my second cousin wasn't a lesbian... a legitimately cute one too. 3 years ago  
fairly sure B means stuck up the urethra, which girls have too (it's where you pee out of). people seriously underestimate how small the urethra is. ask anyone, male or female, who's had a kidney stone. 3 years ago  
most likely poison myself? I'll take neither for $1000, Alex 3 years ago  
random =/= funny 3 years ago  
A is worded rather vaguely. I assume B would mean every time you needed to poop, but how often would you puke in A? Every time you breathe out? Either way, I'm fairly certain that would kill you at some point soon after, so, B I guess. 3 years ago  
toothbrush. run it completely under some boiling water in the sink, and voila, a usable toothbrush! 3 years ago  
apparently you also love having your vagina, clit, and/or butthole ground to bloody tubes and/or stubs of nothing 3 years ago  
at least the toenails wouldn't suffocate me 3 years ago  
Completely straight guy here. I've hooked up with my fair share of fat girls, but if it came down to either the exact people from these pics, I'll take the trap (B) 3 years ago  
pretty sure these are both Cannibal Corpse songs 3 years ago  
this is categorized as "gross" ? is this site run by 10-year-olds? 3 years ago  
ooh, nice burn, broseph 3 years ago  
... why would you deliberately piss on yourself? you step back and aim for the drain. 3 years ago  
then go back to tumblr, reddit, or whatever your preferred hugbox is 3 years ago  
being the sidekick always sucks. what's the kid who played Ron in the HP movies up to these days? Dunno? Exactly. 3 years ago  
loser fedora kid: the rrrather post 3 years ago  
morbidly obese people are objectively ugly to look at. they are aesthetically offensive, dumber, more mentally ill, and are likely to die before they become parents, let alone grandparents. they should all be euthanized then dumped in the ocean 3 years ago  
right now: Curry. Career-wise, Lebron. 3 years ago  
B reads like a sitcom setup-joke-punchline meant for sub-100 IQ people. 3 years ago +1
and you voted mencia... ? 3 years ago  
I didn't know relaxing and/or playing in water were sports 3 years ago  
B is not football, it's either divegrass or povertyball (whichever you prefer) 3 years ago  
C: Psyduck 3 years ago +1
this question gave me cancer 3 years ago  
going with option B is just weird... just wash your legs after you piss in the shower. 3 years ago  
B by far, mustard is absolutely disgusting 3 years ago  
>Europeans 3 years ago  
would I rather watch grown men run around in circles kicking a ball around, or grown men beating the crap out of each other, making awesome runs and catches, and not end the game with a 0-0 score? I think I'll go with B, thanks 3 years ago  
A is a delusional person and B is a teenage girl. Quite the conundrum. 3 years ago +1
why would one ever choose to associate with furries? 3 years ago  
either way I'm making $$$$$ 3 years ago  
I didn't know a number could have two decimals (and yes I'm being facetious). 3 years ago  
I bet you think Adam Sandler movies are great, too. 3 years ago  
m'rrratherer 3 years ago  
wow I didn't know that, thanks for filling me in, man 3 years ago  
tons of people (ha ha) don't have the willpower to lose that weight (let alone keep it off) though 3 years ago  
A is impossible. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. B, however, is remotely possible. 3 years ago +1
bandwagon yankee fan I see. not surprising since you're a brit 3 years ago  
also, 18 of the 27 voters are incorrect 3 years ago  
wow much clever so amuse. 4/10, you made me respond 3 years ago  
wow much clever so amuse. 4/10, you made me respond 3 years ago  
it's loud, dumb, action-y retardation vs. loud, obnoxious, comedy-ish retardation. so, yes, it is a question 3 years ago  
Bing isn't a browser. 3 years ago  
if by "hummer" you mean "blowjob", then hummer 3 years ago  
I'd go back in time to when Hitler was in art school and give him all A's on his projects 3 years ago  
what a depressing, no-win question 3 years ago  
depends. it's likely but not guaranteed 3 years ago  
lost mine at 17 to a B-type girl. would only go back to do it over with another virgin if she was the purest of virgins (not one of those "in the butt/handjobs/blowjobs don't count" types). 3 years ago  
both are for sub-80 IQ morons 3 years ago  
protip: nothing is "haunted" 3 years ago  
ocean, if I died in the woods my death would probably be made into some sh*tty horror movie I'd never want to be associated with 3 years ago  
either this site is aimed at tweens or is full of pedophiles, I can't figure out which 3 years ago  
spoiler alert: god doesn't exist, not even an atheist 3 years ago  
>getting married in America–enjoy gambling on getting cheated on and/or bankrupted in divorce court 3 years ago  
don't forget self-loathing Jew loser. 3 years ago  
literally who cares about the kids. you'd have a lightsaber ffs 3 years ago  
the thing about this question is, being/acting like an asshole is can be useful, even advantageous in some situations. can you really say that about racism? not nearly as much, if it all. 3 years ago +1
I know, I was just commenting on how American culture views the "issue". 3 years ago  
she looks more like one than Alex does in the given pictures to me 3 years ago  
congratulations, you had sex with a... celebrity? 3 years ago  
MS Paint is your savior, my friend 3 years ago  
not if you watch any commercial involving "stopping domestic violence" or along those lines in America. Women are always portrayed as victims, and interest and/or internet groups make up more and more "abuse" terms aimed at men every day: "he said I was a jerk for badgering him, that's emotional abuse"; "he wouldn't 'lend' me $200 for buy that absolutely ADORABLE pair of shoes, that's financial abuse"; and so on and so on. 3 years ago  
"Domestic abuse" = MAN EVIL, WOMAN VICTIM. It's not like that most of the time, let alone all the time. Child abuse, however, is unforgivable. 3 years ago  
the one currently getting slammed by Aaron Rodgers 3 years ago  
only stoners and hippies still listen to the grateful dead 3 years ago +1
neither, they are both most likely gigantic whores who sucked triple-digit dicks to get to where they are now 3 years ago  
cod is gay 3 years ago  
"Friday" may be terrible, but "Saturday" is a great song, no joke. 3 years ago  
pokemon even there there's something like 800 of the damn things now 3 years ago  
ooh harsh. gonna go with Hammer since Osama's dead now 3 years ago  
looks like we have a lot of dumb teenagers voting... "omg transformers, man, she was hot!" almost as plain/ugly as the chick from Twilight 3 years ago  
only on classic-format WWtBaM with Regis or Meredith 3 years ago  
already was forced to watch step up. I'm all set on "dance movies" forever 3 years ago  
they both suck 3 years ago  
jersey shore is irredeemable 3 years ago  
get an electro-acoustic. best of both worlds 3 years ago  
you 69%ers have no idea how dirty the bottom of an average bathtub is. 3 years ago  
I guess if you're a selfish lover, option A is the way to go... in my experience girls prefer longevity over size as simple traits, but I dunno if 4 inches is enough to even penetrate a girl, let alone last 30 minutes doing it 3 years ago  
indisputable fact 3 years ago  
no, I'm just not 12 years old 3 years ago  
it's doges, you pleb. and pepe is a 4chan thing for the most part 3 years ago  
I'd ask "which one" 3 years ago  
random =/= funny 3 years ago  
anything beyond gen3 = sh*t. 3 years ago  
not committing suicide would be the best way tbh 3 years ago +2
not a lesbian, so Alex it is 3 years ago  
if she's good enough for George Clooney, she's good enough for me. 3 years ago  
sigh... whichever side the person who made this is on, it's not a "yes" or "no" question. 3 years ago  
yeah. I was friendzoned hardcore, and never really got over her, even after she moved to England. 3 years ago  
B is not a "supertit", it's a gunt. if you don't know what that means, think about it. 3 years ago  
sh*t choices. would rather have a Growlithe, dogs are man's best friends, even if they're Pokemon 3 years ago +1
50/50 on this? would really like to hear the reasoning behind A, because people can punch you in the face, but most can't drop-kick you 3 years ago +1
no form of sleep allowed. eyes open at all time. no "cat naps" or any of that. Better hope you like coffee. 3 years ago  
I doubt a workable method of "time travel" will ever be possible in a lab, let alone for the masses. 3 years ago  
chrome is a botnet, firefox with DuckDuckGo and AdBlock Plus is the way to go 3 years ago  
both shows suck ass. at least BBT has Penny and Bernadette as eye candy and occasionally a good laugh, so that (shoutout to Charlie Sheen, though). 3 years ago  
why is this site so full of pedophiles? 3 years ago  
iPhone obviously. this isn't 2003. 3 years ago  
only the good die young... even Billy Joel says so! but really, only if I were a famous musician like Kurt Cobain (Nirvana sucks btw), or Jim Morrison (while The Doors are amazing). 3 years ago  
restart, bu only if I could convince my "reincarnated" self to change what choices I make at crucial moments in my life that I regretted in my "first" life 3 years ago  
so... pumpkin carving, or killing old rich people who live alone in mansions? not a murderer, so... pumpkin-carving I guess. 3 years ago  
clearly you have a megalomaniac complex, which would be a problem for the rest of the world 3 years ago  
would I rather live in fantasy or reality. hmm... Harry's particular fantasy world isn't my bag, so reality it is 3 years ago  
Gisele is a poor choice for the "celebrity" pic tbh, yeah she's the world's greatest model but, if you'll pardon the pun, she looks like a gazelle. Hell, Tom is better-looking then her, coming from a 100%-heterosexual man. 3 years ago +2
yeah, but do you really want to stretch yourself that hard? I think the longest a human can survive without sleep is about 7-8 days, at 5 you'd be pretty far down the rabbit hole. 3 years ago  
they tend to go hand in hand so... 3 years ago  
this is in the Gross category why? 3 years ago  
if I had a sister and was going through with this, I wouldn't want "toys" involved. 3 years ago  
toothbrush, doesn't say I can't run it under boiling water to kill the germs 3 years ago  
if you pick your nose and/or eat boogers, why would you want your crush to know? 3 years ago  
I love how this site censors comments but allows questions about child rape and pedophilia 3 years ago  
worst enemy, she was pretty great in the sack 3 years ago  
not in America, it's not normal. check your female armpit hair privilege, Europe. 3 years ago  
spit roasting guest's mom 3 years ago  
spoiler alert for the guys out there: never tell your "crush" that you like her if she's your close friend. instant friendship killer. 3 years ago +1
gay dude, lesbians are hardly ever as insanely good-looking and filthily horny for each other in real life as they are in porn 3 years ago  
MMM threeesomes are gay, dude 3 years ago  
the S.O., it was her decision to cheat in the first place, she'd have to deal with the fallout 3 years ago  
trust that she'll never cheat on me, and if so she's dead to me 3 years ago  
smaller I guess... an enlightened man prefers ass over boobs anyway [tips fedora] 3 years ago  
goodbye, 69ing 3 years ago  
both 3 years ago  
Katy, so I could alternately pretend I'm doing her or Zooey Deschanel while we have sex 3 years ago  
I'm 100% sure the original poster was not going for "alive" in that sense 3 years ago  
what 3 years ago  
straight guy here, I would rather date an average girl who is great in the sack than a 10/10 who is a dead fish in bed 3 years ago  
get rejected, and move on to the next one. someone you can deal with will say yes eventually. 3 years ago  
low self-esteem girl. she'll likely look up to you and respect you (maybe a bit clingy but kinda comes with the territory). A cocky girl will never respect you as a partner. 3 years ago  
megan fox is overrated 3 years ago  
best friend is a guy, and my best "girl" friend is married with kids. I'm a guy, what do 3 years ago  
depends on the context of the way she "got raped"... sleeping with a varsity football player then regretting it the next day isn't rape, it's the girl making stupid choices 3 years ago  
and for the 11% who picked option B, you're all pedophiles 3 years ago  
this is a sick question 3 years ago  
>average sluts are 6 years old or younger 3 years ago  
YOUR mom's ugly, "guest"! 3 years ago  
so... would I go straight to banging, or go the fedoralord route and "treat her like a princess" on a one-night stand? Yeah I think I'll go with option A. Those who picked option B obviously do not know what a "one-night stand" generally entails 3 years ago  
I could probably beat up Mike Tyson right now 3 years ago  
yes because who cares it's a hypothetical 3 years ago  
dunno if a 62-year-old who's got lung cancer and has an oxygen tank can be considered a "MILF" in my mind. I couldn't do that to my best friend anyway, though, that's just sh*tty 3 years ago  
don't have one atm, but I'd smash the hottest teacher I've had in the past, no question 3 years ago +2
goku got some big boobies in that pic. gotta be G-cups at least 3 years ago  
since aliens don't exist, this is a pretty easy choice 3 years ago +2
I'll take hokum bullsh*t over possibly getting shot any day 3 years ago  
18-1, man. 18-1. I'd trade the Eagles bowl for it 3 years ago  
neither, they're both useless 3 years ago  
EWF 3 years ago +2
being able to blow yourself sounds cool in theory but would probably get old after a while. 3 years ago  
why is this even a queestion 3 years ago  
HC was created by a mentally ill person who should be institutionalized 3 years ago  
neither. only child, and not a pedophile 3 years ago  
enlightened men prefer ass 3 years ago  
no friends by far. sluts are a disgrace to one's family 3 years ago  
pretty sure the shuriken would tear everything it passed through my body to shreds, so I'd be pooping it out when I'm dead from massive internal bleeding. OTOH mayonnaise is disgusting. 3 years ago  
no problem. still, Emma 3 years ago  
be a squatter in B while waiting for A to be finished. problem solved 3 years ago  
an outie looks like the head of a micropenis sticking out of one's stomach 3 years ago  
assuming no one would ever find out my real identity, the drawing sh*t 3 years ago  
congratulations. would you bang your best friend's boyfriend, or her dad? 3 years ago  
comics are for children 3 years ago  
considering my best friend's mom is in his 70s and dying of lung cancer... I'll take his 4/10 girlfriend 3 years ago  
hating on rebecca black is a dank meme at this point. beebs is just a tool 3 years ago  
order of operations, people. 48 / (2 * 12) = 48/24 = 2 3 years ago  
neither, I hate Jeff Dunham with a passion and hope he dies a slow, painful death 3 years ago  
whoever thought of HC is a mentally ill person that should be institutionalized 3 years ago  
1. get vasectomyrawdog it forever 3 years ago  
either way, I wouldn't want to be Bill Cosby 3 years ago  
I'll take the hobbit 3 years ago  
Pikatchu, no contest 3 years ago  
p30p13 wh0 typ3 l1k3 th15 3 years ago  
cancer because I'd make literal trillions of dollars from commercializing it 3 years ago +1
Beemers are for spoiled children of wealthy parents. 3 years ago  
Reese's forever, even though it's the same chocolate as Hershey's 3 years ago  
real men prefer asses over tits 3 years ago  
depends on which STD or cancer. 3 years ago +1
pantera is for fat cunts 3 years ago  
pewdiepie isn't funny 3 years ago  
a dog 3 years ago  
baseball takes infinitely more skill than >run and kick a ball hundreds of times 3 years ago  
neither of these women are "artists" 3 years ago  
it's football. eurofags get out with this handegg bullsh*t 3 years ago  
Sweaty Mangrapple 3 years ago  
I'd rather not be killed 3 years ago  
love me some Wanted Dead or Alive 3 years ago  
what is there underwater that is so special as to make me choose that over still being able to live my life, but way better? 3 years ago  
I assume this was intended to mean being caught having sex. In which case I would choose getting interrupted by the rents, as it's happened to me before and it was never spoken of again 3 years ago  
neither because they all blow 3 years ago  
I'm a dude so I don't need a bra. "problem" solved 3 years ago  
whoever answers "Cars" is a sad, sad, individual, and does not have my mercy 3 years ago  
Azns > deformed Frenchies 3 years ago +1
the house will always be more valuable. the "sick car" will be worthless at some point. 3 years ago  
I could go without TV forever 3 years ago  
Vegas by miles. 3 years ago  
lose my ability to produce testosterone or have a half a dick... literally a no-win situation. wow. 3 years ago  
am I black? 3 years ago  
as they say in show biz, any press is good press, even bad press 3 years ago  
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