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Joined on May 28th, 2012 (2,919 days ago)

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So, how was the dying?


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    donald trump pls +1
    Incognito, Checkmate.  
    Wait a minute... HIM?  
    I wasn't 'you' in the first place.  
    Here we go again..  
    What kind of question is this?  
    We wouldn't have dank memes then :( +1
    *Immediately feels chest*  
    i dont have a cellphone ;)  
    Lol  
    Dont have a dad ;-)  
    elelle umenies  
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    i already am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    im broke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
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    already m8  
    neither both ugly  
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    Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    "Savior"  
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I don't even have any friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Lol I looked at the statistics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Neither, they're both cancerous.  
    mm jb ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I'm bad at competitive games although they are more fun.  
    MUUUURIICAA F*CK YEAHH!  
    lelele  
    mm cok  
    fak apples  
    I'd give it out to everyone, boom flooded the market. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Atleast I can still stand..  
    llele ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    nss nss nss  
    fak de olympics  
    isnt it the same thing?'  
    i thought that said nlgger falls o.o  
    neither im too lazy to even finish guardian of the galaxy ;-;  
    atleast im not eating processed food...  
    WE GOT A WAR GOIN ON HERE BOYS! +1
    atleast its something..  
    i could find out the secret to wealth  
    mmm oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    ahh good ol' corn flakes  
    neither, they both suck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    mmm oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i like scaring people when they try to find me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) also, THAT GIRL IN THE PICTURE IS CHEATING >:(  
    this one makes no sense but ok  
    i dont have either...  
    who is william and who is kate  
    wat is football football is a game where you kick a ball around and kick it into a goal and win the game and you cant hold the ball in your hands and its very fun bot these guys in the picture are breaking the rules of the game and that ball looks very old and deformed  
    i like chocolate milk  
    american girls.... mmmmm oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    NO RESPONSIBILITESSS F*CK YEAHH  
    I have really bad vision but do you see me complaining?  
    im a pc gamer sooo  
    the only place where you cant get kicked out for eating too much food ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I can cut my hair myself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    wow idiot, the earth has already been discovered for about 4.5 billion years now ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    elelel lambolordjr here  
    im a girl ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    i'd be among friends m8  
    Depends how big the shark is, is it adult? And if so can't I just feed him beforehand?  
    I don't have any friends ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    this one makes no sense but okay  
    let the wars begin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I'm a pc gamer soooo yeah  
    i wish to be probed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    am i a good president? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    neither, they are both cancerous  
    thats just weird...  
    all animals must die ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    exactly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    lellele( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i dont have any family anymore ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    what if the movie is about a me reading a book? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    modern day robin hood b*tches  
    IT GETS WASHED AWAY ANYWAYS >:(  
    i'll just get a job kicking the dude in the nuts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    no wasted money on condoms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i kinda like being sick, it's nice to lay in bed all day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    dont have $100 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    lel fat shaming subreddit was goood rip  
    same xDD  
    watup homedawgs  
    that way it's more intimate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    hot af ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    That way I have money to support my family ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    MMM OYUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    I'm already too weird :c  
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    Same here :  
    cults ftw  
    I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    lel  
    doesnt mean i can use sign language, write to people, etc ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    sorry but i dont think far cry is a fun vacation for me  
    mmm supper  
    me gusta  
    no. go away.  
    i guess you could say I have a HOT dog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy  
    buy gifts with the cash, people never get me the right things..  
    i already am ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    if it's always a lucid dream them yus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    dont have any ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    atleast i wont lose my friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    who says I dont wanna get mugged? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    oooooooyyyyyuuuuss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    wait... HIM?!? Im a guy.. MM OYUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    die gays  
    f*** my son, the little sht  
    you can kill those 70 cats with a gun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i'd get things done easier without people bothering me or betraying me  
    ill just take the cars from him :D  
    so i'm vampire? MMM OYUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    divorce ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    nise  
    depends.. how much snow we talkin bout? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    u wot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME GUSTA ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i'd make a law where I can do anything i want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    bebbs ftw >:((((( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    outside is 4 peeple hoo want sunburn, idots  
    lelelellelelelelellelelleleellelelelelelelelleleleleellelell trolled  
    gettin sum of dat sweet old lady azz  
    just remember to bring some escape rope ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    nuka cola ftw  
    wow lel  
    the thug life didnt choose me, i chose the thug life ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    thor's hammer, nuff sed  
    i dont have a car ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    what if I became a pirate in the middle of my career? or vice versa?  
    wow lel  
    u sed it buddy  
    F*CK YEAH IM THE PRESIDENT NOW, WOOOOHOOO  
    am not hipster i sware ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) +1
    only if I can do anything i want  
    ill get all my knowledge in before hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i already do  
    uhhhh mm oyus?  
    atleast I have more rights ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    nise meem  
    fawk dumbledore u fawks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    atleast its cheese  
    the cube ftw  
    i cleared my internet history before picking this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    yey  
    my best friend is my computer.... mmmmm  
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    oooooooyyyyyyyuuuuuuussss ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    MMM OYUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    depends how good the prison is  
    a BIG dog ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i eat pigs, thats just wrong  
    wow ur all idots  
    i wish that i can wish for money ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    MMMMMM OYUSSSS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    play a sick guitar solo for the swedes, play the maracas for mexicans, then, play the piano/violin for the brits  
    i love to watch the world burn  
    mmmm oy- you thought i was gonna say it. well i am. mmm oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    i like big macs but not macs ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    mm oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    id tell the person with infinite knowledge to give infinite knowledge to me  
    screw that noise! ill turn into a ninja whenever i want >:(  
    MMMMMMMMM OOOOYUUUUUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    MMMM OYUS ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    makes no sense i cannot  
    oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    oyus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    neither ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  
    id make a great lawyer  
    mm yoususus  
    i dont...  
    1/6 chanse m8s  
    yoda = doge therefor i am doge  
    It depends.... are all animal civilized? Are only some civilized?  
    loeooeleoeleoleeleoeloeleoeloeleoleoeleoeleoeloeleoeleoeleoelleol "fak deh poliees"  
    elelelell idots  
    wat i wus thinken m8  
    woah i leik food  
    wite peeps ft2 all lieif long  
    starbuks is 4 white pepeps  
    wait i have all this money now, ill just buy a bunker  
    yus lien keng 4 leif  
    fak dat  
    wowwoowoww uall ur dumps  
    mmmMMMMMMMMM  
    mm oyus jacobbb  
    both of them lie anyweys  
    tat it up  
    leest i dont have to kneel down anymore  
    mmm me gusta  
    ill buy my immortality m888ss  
    ill figer out how 2 be smarts  
    ill buy a crygenic freezer m8s  
    ILL BUY CLOCKS WITH MY MONEY U DUMPS  
    I ALREDDY SAED DONT NEED LUV  
    dotn need frends  
    its basicaly teh same ting  
    wait... dont do anything on that day ;)) unless its by natural causes... I HAET EDEATH *sooside8  
    forget my stoopid famly  
    i dont want luv. ill buy my love  
    oyus litle children  
    forget that, i dotn wanna get shot down by the military  
    oyus, harri poter pls  
    oyyyyuuuus ryan gosling.  
    oyus, i rule  
    oyus "meet my grandchildren"  
    oyus  
    oyus  
    dont have a phone, problem?  
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