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Scarier story? ( Author's desc. ) First one? or Second one? 4 years ago 148 votes 18 comments 0 likes
Would you rather..... Be a night-guard at Freddie's Pizzeria from 12:00 AM to 5 AM for five days? or Be alone in the woods with nothing but a flashlight and Slender-man following you and trying to kill you all night? 4 years ago 121 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Is eternal life more of a...... Gift? or Curse? 4 years ago 242 votes 14 comments 0 likes
Would you rather..... Start something bad that will never end? or Start many bad things that you can end? 4 years ago 166 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Is this funny? ( Author's Comment ) Yes. or No. 4 years ago 133 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Is it easier to.... Be loved? or Be hated? 4 years ago 147 votes 3 comments 0 likes
So, apparently today Mountain Dew started today, for a limited time only, is selling Baja Blast in stores! Will you get some while you can? Yeah! or Nah. 4 years ago 107 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have/had in school..... Have a class you absolutely hate, but with an AMAZING teacher. or Have a class you love the most, but with the WORST teacher you could possibly imagine? 4 years ago 191 votes 11 comments 0 likes
Would you rather..... Have it so your dreams are like video games, you must complete each level to wake up. It gets from the easiest to the hardest, and if you finish not only will you finish the level and wake up, but you will get a certain amount of money, smallest to the largest. or Not? 4 years ago 168 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? ( Final question in the series ) Vulture - Aid or Pack - A - Punch? 4 years ago 132 votes 0 comments 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? Tombstone or Who's Who? 4 years ago 185 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? Dead-shot Daiquiri or Mule Kick? 4 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? Stamin - Up or PHD Flopper? 4 years ago 106 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? Double - Tap Root Beer or Speed Cola? 4 years ago 106 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Which perk jingle from Black Ops 2 is better? Quick - Revive or Juggernog? 4 years ago 117 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Happy Valentine's day guys! Which The Walking Dead picture you like the best? This one or That one? 5 years ago 132 votes 5 comments 0 likes
The Fairy Odd Parents series: Would you rather wish for... A magical joy buzzer than allows you to switch with another person's body. or A magical car wash that whatever Car or anything will be new again. 5 years ago 147 votes 3 comments 0 likes
( Based off The Walking Dead ) You are in your prison safe-zone. There is a deadly sickness spreading in your prison. There are 2 people sick. Your best friend and your best medical expert. ( Yes it's ironic. ) You must kill one of them to stop it from spreading, you only have 1 quarantine mask to use for the remaining sick person. Would you rather... Kill your best friend, you need the doctor alive to stop the sickness, so he can benefit your whole group. or Kill your doctor, you and you take notes from what the doctor tells you before you kill him. Less chance off curing it, but more chance of protection from the rest of your group turning into Walkers. 5 years ago 121 votes 1 comment 0 likes
Would you rather..... Be able to manipulate time or Be able to manipulate weather? 5 years ago 177 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather.. Never love again? or Never be loved again? 5 years ago 115 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Gears of War series finale: Would you rather be a Armored Kantus: Similar to a normal Kantus, they have armor all over them. They heal, and wield ink grenades, but they also can wield two Gorgon pistols. Their weak-point is when they heal, they open their mouths, scorchers and explosives are their weakness. They can also roll into foes for a painfu or Berserker: These creatures are extremely touch, at least when not burned. Their weakness? Fire. One they're scorched you can use bullets. If not burned, bullets will just make them madder. They smash through foes easily and defenses too. They are blind, but have a keen sense of smell and hearing, so 5 years ago 108 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Gears of War series: Would you rather be a Boomer: Although these big, tough creatures are dumb and slow, they pack the punch in weaponry. They wield a boomshot that can blow anything in their way. or Mini - Corpser: Not as big as the regular Corpser, but that doesn't mean less deadly. They burrow underneath their foes and come up by surprise. Their armor - plated legs make great use for cover. They can also burrow underground to heal if needed. If anyone shoots them past their legs enough, game 5 years ago 85 votes 1 comment 0 likes
So today is of course the 1st anniversary of the Sandy Hook Shooting. We all are sorry for those lost lives, but there is a way we can show that. Would you rather..... Dress up as Batman and talk and hug the other students. Who knows, maybe they lost their friends, they need comfort. or Sing a heart - touching song to all of those other students and other teachers, they need to get cheered up, and know they are lucky to be alive. 5 years ago 104 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Gears of War series: Would you rather be a Bloodmount: These creatures can be ridden on by Beast Riders. They can attack and move at a decent pace. They seat only one Beast Rider at a time. ( And the Beast Rider can of course shoot too. ) or Mauler. These are bulky Locust types, they wield a boomshield and an explosive morning star/mace. It can be used many times. 5 years ago 67 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Gears of War series: Would you rather be a Drone: The main soldiers of the Locust. They use Lancers and Hammerbursts, they usually come in a squad of 8 or more. or Kantus: These tall creatures heal the Locust troops. They heal downed Drones and wield a Gorgon pistol. Their grenade of choice is the ink grenade. 5 years ago 70 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Gears of War series: Would you rather be a Ticker: These small creatures are fast, but can be shot easily, when they do get shot, they explode. They can also kamikaze themselves if they need to go out with a bang. or Wretch: These creatures are also small, but a little bigger than a Ticker. They come in many quantities and can use a stun screech against their foes. 5 years ago 99 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Gta V Real life series: Would you rather..... Anyone who you injure named '' Michael '' will send you an angry text, and you have to pay his bill. or Tell Trevor he's insane. 5 years ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Gta V Real life series: Would you rather..... Every time you get injured severely, the word '' Wasted '' will appear out of thin air. or Create 2 other people, then be able to switch between them. ( Customize them how you like, and they can be any age you want ) 5 years ago 119 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather be able to.... Fix anything by touching it or Wreck anything you want? 5 years ago 129 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Which prank would you do? Zombie prank: Dress as a zombie ( with makeup, obviously ) and chase after random people. or The fire prank: Make sure your friend is sleeping, put a couple of orange lights around the house. Then get a smoke machine and turn it on, also, sound the smoke alarm. ( Let's assume your friend is a heavy sleeper ) Then dress up as a fireman ( Can do this with another guy as well ) And run into hi 5 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Which prank would you do? Get some 80's clothes and put it on and run up to a person and say, '' What year is it? '' Then, after they say, '' 2013 '' you run off yelling, '' It worked! '' or Classic water bucket prank? 5 years ago 126 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Which prank would you do? Get a picture of a friend and walk up to a person sitting on a bench. Sit on the bench, hand it to them, and say, '' Make it look like an accident. '' or Cut a hole on the bottom of a cup and pour a drink your friend likes, then wait. 5 years ago 105 votes 2 comments 0 likes
You are minding your own business one night. You hear a knock at the door. It's a pizza guy. You say, '' But I didn't order pizza. '' He suddenly punches you in your face and you get knocked out. He takes you to an alleyway with 4 other people. You wake up and notice them start to change. They suddenly morph into aliens! They talk to each-other in some kind of alien language. You make inferences and realize the '' pizza guy '' is their leader. He then tells you, '' You have 2 options, we could crown you king of our planet, or stay on earth and have it be destroyed by us. '' You have 2 options, would you rather.... Go with them to their homeland and become king, not being able to go back to earth ever again, but you will get riches and live a good life as their king. or Stay on earth, but risk having it be destroyed each day from the smallest city to the biggest. ( New York, Chicago, etc. ) And you will get to be with the closest people you will ever know. 5 years ago 131 votes 22 comments 0 likes
Would you rather... Rob a bank with Michael De Santa or Visit Liberty city with Niko Belic? 5 years ago 121 votes 4 comments 0 likes
Which Rockstar game was better? Red Dead Redemption or Grand Theft Auto V? 5 years ago 123 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather..... Believe in EVERYTHING, ( Think about it. ) or Believe in nothing at all? ( Also think about this one. ) 5 years ago 84 votes 2 comments 0 likes
Happy Halloween guys! Which costume would you rather have? This one or That one? 5 years ago 126 votes 3 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have... A lightsaber, with unlimited uses. or Thor's Hammer with unlimited uses? 5 years ago 168 votes 20 comments 0 likes
Would you rather in a zombie apocalypse have........ Daryl's crossbow or Michonnes's katana? 5 years ago 132 votes 17 comments 0 likes

Coolguyva has posted the following comments:

Moon-walking for the win! 4 years ago +3
It's not overrated, it's just popular. And it's a good thing otherwise it would be off the network. 4 years ago +1
It's not even my story, so shut up. 4 years ago  
You're supposed to imagine it, the ending is a cliffhanger. 4 years ago  
Floss and mouthwash. 4 years ago  
Just eat a lot in one setting with A, it will be fine. 4 years ago  
Yo mama's so poor, she takes the trash IN. 4 years ago +9
No, he IS 10 feet tall. 4 years ago  
He could grab you with his tentacles, plus he's 10 feet tall. 4 years ago  
10/10 would bang. 4 years ago  
This site has truly gone full retard. 4 years ago +10
The worst part about hiding though is when you have to take a huge piss. 4 years ago +7
What about Native Americans? They were around long before Erickson. 4 years ago  
There's a chance of sex with Hitler if you drop the soap. 4 years ago +1
* Cocks shotgun * 4 years ago  
'' Of course I'm cleaning! '' * Grabs handfuls on money * 4 years ago  
7 year old detected. 4 years ago +5
It's not like I need any energy when I sleep anyways, besides, I'm mostly surrounded by daylight each day. 4 years ago  
'' Watch those corners! '' 4 years ago  
Anyone smell that? * Sniff * Sniff * I smell a bad question. 4 years ago +6
* Lands on the ugly girl * FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- 4 years ago +4
Eat a Klondike Bar. 4 years ago  
I can cheat on the Warheads Challenge! 4 years ago +2
B reminds me of the Lancer from the Gears of War series. 4 years ago +1
What dafuq would I be doing in Alcatraz? Vacation? 4 years ago +2
'' I wish for infinite power over the universe! '' 4 years ago +1
I need my ears way more than I need my big toes. 4 years ago  
You asked an unoriginal question. 4 years ago  
CUBICAL! 4 years ago  
Welcome to rrrather! Oh wait, where's the parade? Oh yeah, not here because you asked this question. 4 years ago  
What's the difference? You're throwing away money either way. 4 years ago +1
Too soon for A? 4 years ago  
* Sniff * The good o'l days. 4 years ago +4
Better? Hahaha, good one, both suck. 4 years ago  
Sell some stuff, pay off debt. 4 years ago  
If there wasn't any crime, we would have no police, therefore a lot of people losing their jobs. 4 years ago  
The new COD coming out looks like Titanfall, ugh, they keep recycling the games. 4 years ago  
I live in a tree house! * Bad um tss * 4 years ago +3
I already have three legs. ;) 4 years ago +5
Better because: No splash-damage, stronger, goes through multiple zombies, and looks cooler. Plus the three round burst-fire. 4 years ago +1
* Facepalm * 4 years ago  
Instant kills zombies until round 34. 4 years ago +1
Frying Nemo. 4 years ago +1
Liek dis if u cri everitiem. 4 years ago +4
It would ruin the whole point of '' Would you Rather. '' 4 years ago +1
''He said they're selling chocolate!'' 4 years ago +2
Kinky. 4 years ago +4
No problem! :) 4 years ago  
Rocket-powered wheelchair! 4 years ago  
Then don't answer them, he has the freedom to post whatever question he wants. 4 years ago +1
PUNT THAT S*** AND RUN! 4 years ago +1
More cushin' for the pushin'. 4 years ago  
Your name and this question, here's the door, now GTFO. 4 years ago +10
Dammit Barbara! 4 years ago  
Only if you do it too much. 4 years ago  
Easier to avoid, just hold it in or cover it up. 4 years ago  
More likely to survive. 4 years ago +7
I left the money under the.... 4 years ago +1
It's called a loophole, dude. Who cares? 4 years ago +1
Gloves. 4 years ago  
The pictures are even more scarier. 4 years ago  
You have a '' sirous '' problem with spelling. 4 years ago +16
Not to mention their old shows, screw those new ones, hate it. 4 years ago +8
No, it's not meant to be racist, it's saying they're so good at running. 4 years ago  
We would be screwed if there was an apocalypse. Jamaican zombies are A. 4 years ago  
F*** the police! 4 years ago +1
Looks like Australia will be upright if I had chose A. 4 years ago  
How is that gross? That's awesome! 4 years ago +6
Lol! 4 years ago  
*Were. 4 years ago  
Free food is not useless. 4 years ago +5
R.I.P English. 4 years ago +5
Not much, but I think I recall being on my iStone 5. 4 years ago +4
At least he'll grow up to have the best job, be handsome, and he'll have the people who made fun of him work for him one day. 4 years ago +1
Wow! I'm in a question! Yay! 4 years ago  
*We're. 4 years ago  
Steal ALL the things! 4 years ago +3
Finds fresh produce, in an ancient dungeon. 4 years ago  
BLAZE IT FGT. 4 years ago +1
My best team of scientists are working on what the f*** you just said. 4 years ago +17
B is completely useless. 4 years ago +1
KIM POSSIBRU! 4 years ago +3
Welcome to the site! We can tell you're already new. 4 years ago +6
Happy late anniversary, Otak! 4 years ago  
What the actual f***.......... 4 years ago +3
Gandalf looks like a homeless Magneto. LOL! 4 years ago +1
Why would I make a paradox in time? Even the smallest change could effect a lot in the future. 4 years ago  
This question is bait for 12 year old girls. 4 years ago +1
You don't need melee weapons to be a bada**, there's a lot of people in movies who used ranged weapons and are still bada**. 4 years ago  
Step 1: Name pizza '' Your vomit ''. Step 2: Do what the question asks. Step 3: PROFIT! 4 years ago +3
Cause all the ladies will ride me. ;) 4 years ago +6
B was more of an add-on, but still awesome! 4 years ago  
Welcome back! 4 years ago +5
Yes, because I can still shoot the zombie after shooting myself in the head, five times. 4 years ago +4
God, not these questions again, ugh. 4 years ago  
I love Vanoss! 4 years ago +3
The amount of times I've seen this question, is TOO DAMN HIGH! 4 years ago  
Less chance of falling off and getting injured or dying. 4 years ago +3
alexw Uses remove question! It's not so effective. 4 years ago +2
By a month! 4 years ago  
I guess you can say A grew from....* puts on sunglasses * SQUARE ROOTS! 4 years ago +6
More Zombie questions! I like these! 4 years ago  
'' So that was the dark side. '' 4 years ago +6
No paparazzi, privacy, and I'm still good at something, dumb question. 4 years ago +7
DIABEETUS 4 years ago +2
* Tumbleweed passes through A * 4 years ago +1
I'm afraid of a lot of money, a gorgeous woman, and a mansion! 4 years ago +1
I feel like A would screw up my digestive system somehow. 4 years ago  
Justin Bieber! Heh, just kidding, Selena Gomez. 4 years ago  
'' Lieutenant Dan! Your legs! '' 4 years ago +1
Consume a small amount each day, overtime, it will be gone! 4 years ago  
That flag shouldn't be waving, due to the no wind ( duh ) on the moon...... 4 years ago +1
This was a hard one..... 4 years ago  
Do you guests even check the homepage before you join? 4 years ago +7
Yummy! 4 years ago  
You don't wake up. 4 years ago  
What video of hers is A? 4 years ago  
I MUSTACHE you a questCHIN, but I'll SHAVE it for later.... 4 years ago +5
'' Accidentally '' Let's go with that. ;) 4 years ago +13
With B the sun would melt all of the chocolate, so yeah. 4 years ago +1
Win win? 4 years ago +7
Titans are slower than the Spartan suits, plus Spartan suits are smaller and can fit in smaller spaces than a Titan can. 4 years ago  
We must interrogate them! We will destroy the slugs! 4 years ago +1
* Stomps with foot * 4 years ago  
Steal ALL the things! 4 years ago +3
Only cause Machinima used to be good, but now it sucks, more like MaSHITima. 4 years ago  
I love them so much! Peeps are disgusting, and make a HUGE mess. Jelly Belly has more flavors too. 4 years ago +1
Lol! 4 years ago  
Cocaine is one hell of a drug............ 4 years ago +7
NAILED it! 4 years ago +4
How is it you've been here for 719 days and you make an unoriginal question? AND you have a diamond. 4 years ago +5
Dad! Stop mething around! 4 years ago +1
'' If you had to just a cliff? '' Dafuq? 4 years ago +10
Shut up, Nutmeg. 4 years ago +6
* Breathing Intensifies * 4 years ago +1
Baby Wipes. 4 years ago +10
A+ for Originality. 4 years ago +8
'' I sure love Justin Bieber! '' '' Watch out! '' '' Oh why??!!! Oh Why????!! '' * Takes picture * 4 years ago +8
Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? 4 years ago +5
The peanut ones are the best! 4 years ago  
Ten points to Gryffindor for not having bad music and not being a complete douche-bag! 4 years ago +3
*You're. 4 years ago +6
I think YOU need a donkey punch to the face. Oh, and I would say look in a mirror, but you already cracked it by looking at it. 4 years ago  
I didn't need it anyways.... 4 years ago  
'' SAM GET THE HOLY F***ING WATER '' 4 years ago +2
All aboard the NOPE train to F**k this s***ville! 4 years ago +6
B**** I'M FABULOUS. 4 years ago +6
'' Are you calling me a liar? '' '' I AIN'T CALLIN' YOU A TRUTHER. '' 4 years ago +9
Same! It's always hard to come up with new material, something original and great. 4 years ago  
Just put it down. I don't get why people don't notice the difference between it being up and it being down, it's right there in front of them. 4 years ago +7
Like nobody has asked this in any of their questions.... 4 years ago  
I don't think I've ever heard anyone say '' Do you rather. '' 4 years ago +4
alexw: * FAP FAP FAP FAP * 4 years ago +8
Why did you put that picture for B? We know what it is, we don't need proof it's what you say it is, I mean, we get it. Just putting that out there. 4 years ago  
I would say, ''' That's what she said! '' but that would be too easy. 4 years ago +1
And those melons....... 4 years ago +1
I'm so sorry for you, we're all here for you if you need us. :) 4 years ago +5
Welcome back! 4 years ago  
Welcome to rrrather! We look forward to your questions! Enjoy the site! :D 4 years ago  
7. 4 years ago  
You have the funniest comments, applause to you, Josh. 4 years ago +6
Do B, then A. 4 years ago  
A good deal is better than no deal on a great car. 4 years ago  
It makes you do stuff faster, it's like Coca Cola, Coke is short for Coca Cola, IT'S COCAINE. 4 years ago  
Their natural habitat would be, THE INTERNET! 4 years ago  
They see me rollin', they hatin'. 4 years ago +7
But I own the mansion, what if it was on the island? 4 years ago  
Plot Twist: The mansion's on the island. 4 years ago +1
Yeah, it's like '' I've got the moves like Jagger. '' 4 years ago  
Won't see any Creepers, that's one of my favorite features, down in the nether, down here iiiiiinnnn the Nether......... 4 years ago +1
'' THE CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN! '' 4 years ago  
No problem! :D 4 years ago  
What are friends for? They always help each - other out. 4 years ago  
Welcome back dude! 4 years ago  
Sh*t f*ck. XD 4 years ago +2
I'll remake Rapture without Splicer crack-heads, and make everything alright. :) 4 years ago  
My Presentation would sound like: '' Megalize Larijuana! '' 4 years ago +5
It made you aim better at zombies, specifically for the head. So you wouldn't waste ammo. 4 years ago  
I will make the last 2 questions tomorrow. 4 years ago  
Anti - Death food. 4 years ago +6
'' I baked you a pie. '' '' Oh boy! What flavor? '' '' PIE FLAVOR! '' * Guitar string * 4 years ago  
If everyone time traveled people would mess stuff up. 4 years ago  
Trolls would ruin everything. DEAR LORD PLEASE DON'T MAKE ANYONE DO THAT. 4 years ago  
This is the 2nd time I've seen this 4 years ago  
If I could afford a mansion I'm pretty sure I can afford a Ferrari. 4 years ago +4
Welcome to rrrather! I'll be your guide. 4 years ago +1
'' See me after class. '' 4 years ago +6
I don't wanna keep thinking to myself: '' THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY IT! '' 4 years ago  
Pizza, who doesn't love pizza? 4 years ago  
And he should leave again. 4 years ago  
I love the smell of gasoline. 4 years ago +1
What was I thinking? You're right! Maybe next time he should've added it in the question! 4 years ago  
She's purposely showing them, Wanting to show off. Is it not being a whore? 4 years ago +2
Would I rather what? 4 years ago +5
I hate the souping, it's hard to do. 4 years ago  
If she was smart she wouldn't be a whore. 4 years ago +2
Yo mama is so poor she chases after the garbage truck with a shopping list! 4 years ago  
FOR NARNIA! 4 years ago  
Tiansa. 4 years ago +2
'' when it happen '' Are you like 5? Go back to school. 4 years ago  
Yes he did. He died of bowel movement on the toilet, and I guess you can say his death was, * puts on sunglasses * S***TTY. 4 years ago  
Wow, I have not seen this comment before! But you're right, it's original. 4 years ago  
This is homepage material right here. 4 years ago +1
Bros before hoes. 4 years ago +3
Are you kidding me? 4 years ago  
Well said. 4 years ago  
Since when are watches useless? What if you don't have a clock or iPhone? How would you tell the time then? 4 years ago  
Faster, cooler, and very stylish. 5 years ago  
Also known as: Taco Bell. 5 years ago +3
No sir, thank you. F*** Google Plus, it's not like we needed an update. Don't fix something if it's not broken, right? 5 years ago  
How about you get off of this site instead? 5 years ago +2
I'll take down Google Plus. 5 years ago +14
How many lives does Hitler Cat have? Nein. 5 years ago +14
I like these! 5 years ago  
You don't have to BEE so mean. 5 years ago  
Your name, GTFO 5 years ago  
To the people making bee jokes, buzz off. 5 years ago +3
I know right! It's like I can only make 1 per week that has quality rather than just spitting out a random question everyday. 5 years ago +1
'' I'll make your panties drop faster than the beat. '' 5 years ago  
You can't possibly judge a movie based on it's trailer or cover. 5 years ago +2
A blast from the past eh, Lure? 5 years ago  
* Insert a '' That's What He Said '' joke right here. * 5 years ago  
Things I see: What you did there. 5 years ago +1
'' I'd better drink my own piss. '' - Bear Grylls 5 years ago +1
EYE also see what you did there. 5 years ago +1
If there's nobody around I'll have a hard time finding them, plus It would be smart to get it before someone else does. 5 years ago +2
Challenge accepted. 5 years ago +3
Why must you ask a hard question? :P 5 years ago +4
That's what she said! 5 years ago  
You can put in a broken car and sell it to make money......... 5 years ago  
I would love to see a guy shaking his camera for 2 hours. 5 years ago  
Sounds fun! Please include me too? :P 5 years ago +1
*except 5 years ago +3
He needs it more than I do. 5 years ago  
I love these questions Lure. 5 years ago +3
Do Yoda, Prefer I. xD 5 years ago +2
That is so true! 5 years ago +2
Han Duet. 5 years ago +1
I get hit in the balls my other balls...Lmao! 5 years ago +1
I didn't even know there was a song about '' 22 ''. 5 years ago +2
Happened in my Science class today, luckily I didn't get called on. 5 years ago  
Every. Damn. time. 5 years ago +1
How can you even change your vote?! 5 years ago  
The original twerking. 5 years ago +1
He voted for B...... 5 years ago  
No, I'm just saying he had a good comeback, I never tried to ACTUALLY insult you. 5 years ago  
OHHHHHHHHH Shiiiiit! Somebody grab the ice, scarf got burned! 5 years ago +1
It's Masturape. 5 years ago +1
The real question is, is it considered rape or masturbation? O.o 5 years ago  
We're gonna need THE BIGGEST boat. 5 years ago +3
Nein. XD 5 years ago +1
A question hasn't been asked in 6 hours? Dafuq? 5 years ago  
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Option B XD 5 years ago  
Otakumon, helens, jstan, 7R0LL, and MickyD. 5 years ago +2
Slenderman. 5 years ago +1
Ha! 5 years ago  
This is original questions day, apparently. 5 years ago  
I wish for unlimited wishes! * Troll face * 5 years ago +3
That's what he said! Sorry, couldn't resist. 5 years ago  
Thanks FatPig! 5 years ago  
Aww, thanks Crayon! :D 5 years ago  
Jstan! :D 5 years ago  
What if Rhinos are fat unicorns? 5 years ago +5
* Slowly steps back * 5 years ago  
Less chance of going to jail. 5 years ago  
He's gonna eat Peck XD 5 years ago  
So? 5 years ago +1
That's what he said! 5 years ago +3
Dirty Josh. XD 5 years ago +2
I think you likes Smurfs. 5 years ago  
Oh nein you didn't! 5 years ago +4
'' Good morning b*tch! '' * Swing * 5 years ago +2
LOL 5 years ago +2
Cool story bro. 5 years ago +4
A is a big risk, could end up in a dangerous country or in the middle of the ocean. 5 years ago +4
'' Option B I would say. '' Are you f***ing serious? 5 years ago +6
So it's not awkward for me. 5 years ago  
The amount of people who care: 5 years ago  
You're starting to sound like gumgoo. 5 years ago +5
Then they realize someone's trolling them and pull their masks off so they killed a bunch of actors and they are gonna be sent to jail. 5 years ago  
I love sleeping anyways. So it's a win - win! 5 years ago  
* Takes back hat * 5 years ago  
I have to choose my favorite companies: Nike, Jelly Belly, Hershey's, and Lego. 5 years ago  
Loving this series! DON'T EVER STOP DOING THESE 5 years ago  
'' Don't look back. '' '' But dad there's a train coming...... '' '' Just keep walking. '' '' Daaaaadd!! '' * SPLAT * 5 years ago +1
I see what you did there. I have to tip my hat to that one, sir. 5 years ago  
LOL 5 years ago  
gumgoo might as well be one. 5 years ago +5
I've scheduled an appointment with your therapist at 3 PM tomorrow. 5 years ago +7
I don't '' Believe '' that song is good. 5 years ago +2
I see bewbs. :P 5 years ago  
M'kay? 5 years ago  
I laughed so much at B ROFL 5 years ago +2
I love history. 5 years ago +3
Actions speak louder than words. 5 years ago +6
Hard choice, both are the best. 5 years ago  
Good question dude! :D 5 years ago  
Unless it's for a good reason. 5 years ago  
That's what she said. 5 years ago +2
No. 5 years ago +5
It's called Abstract Art. 5 years ago  
Amazing question. 5 years ago +1
Bear hands? Damn dude, I sure wish I could scratch Hitler's eyes out. :P 5 years ago +1
Anytime! 5 years ago  
You sir, have asked a great question. 5 years ago  
The good o'l times. ;) 5 years ago  
Miley Cyrus's soup! 5 years ago +8
He found it it his mouth. 5 years ago +2
The percent of unoriginality in this question, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 years ago +5
That is so awesome! Holy crap! 5 years ago +1
With my intelligence I would be able to work a job that gets me that money, maybe even more. 5 years ago +4
R-........Re.....Really??????? 5 years ago  
Typical new user question.............. 5 years ago  
It almost has 2 BILLION views, I think it's REALLY famous now. 5 years ago +1
Step 1: Sell it. Step 2: Use portion of money to bribe alexw to give the diamond. Step 3: ????? Step 4: PROFIT 5 years ago +3
I get to go on a party with Tiansa! 5 years ago  
It would make things worse. 5 years ago  
It would probably mess with the food chain in some way. 5 years ago  
I slapped my snowman. XD 5 years ago  
Hey, it's Whippernsapper! 5 years ago  
Welcome back! We all missed you! Omg! 5 years ago +1
These jokes are PISSING me off. 5 years ago +1
Good one! XD 5 years ago  
Go to, it's a good site! Alot of fun facts! 5 years ago  
Yo mama's so fat, Obi Wan Kenobi said, '' That's no moon, that's yo mama. '' 5 years ago +9
He's a time-lord! 5 years ago +1
Wanna hear a pee joke? Well urine luck! xD 5 years ago +14
That's what she said! 5 years ago +9
First off, I didn't know this was asked before, second, your name is something you use, lastly, shut up. 5 years ago +6
Thanks! 5 years ago  
Squidward XD 5 years ago +2
Normally I don't say this, but good question guest! 5 years ago +2
That kid is going to murder us all in our sleep...... 5 years ago +1
Holy cow! 5 years ago +2
'' Why are you staring at me like that? '' 5 years ago +2
This question, very deep........... I like it! 5 years ago +1
Sluts aren't a race...* Facepalm * 5 years ago +8
Until the trolls come. 5 years ago +1
What the f** Tiansa? XD 5 years ago +3
Ugh, sorry guys. Option B, *tough 5 years ago  
And for A, if it's directly at an enemy; Game over. 5 years ago  
I swear I've seen this question before............... 5 years ago  
WOLVERINE BITCH! * Stabs * 5 years ago +3
'' Is it still kidnapping if you steal an adult? '' 5 years ago +7
Her birth wasn't supposed to be true. But now it unfortunately is. 5 years ago  
That is so messed up XD 5 years ago  
If I changed my name to Han, I would be doing a HAN SOLO 5 years ago  
One of them is a skank, has no talent, is a b*tch, and is a girl, and the other is Ellie Goulding. 5 years ago +12
Both of you are so awesome! 5 years ago +4
Dinky Coink! 5 years ago  
I made that EXACT same question on one of gumgoo's questions. 5 years ago  
DAYUM 5 years ago +1
Not trying to be mean, but are you mentally challenged? 5 years ago +5
LMAOOOOO 5 years ago  
I hate exp- * Blows up * 5 years ago  
Great, reliable, and badass. 5 years ago  
So true. 5 years ago  
Just to get it out of the way. 5 years ago  
I'd just turn it off. 5 years ago +1
Most people put the fish they caught back in the water....... 5 years ago +2
They need to add interior in that skyscraper, more cover and more realistic, it's just empty now. 5 years ago  
'' These are not the rrrather users you're looking for..... ''' 5 years ago +9
Supreme is soooo good! 5 years ago  
If you know what I mean. * Wink wink * 5 years ago +8
Roflmeowmeowmeow? XD 5 years ago +1
Tell that to millions of people still listening to their music each day. 5 years ago +10
NO. 5 years ago +1
Nice sarcasm. Oh, and that last sentence, I was being sarcastic. 5 years ago +2
So what you're saying is die from heat or freeze to death? 5 years ago +10
Die happy. 5 years ago +3
Like this hasn't been asked before................. 5 years ago +2
More technology and I get to meet Michael Jackson, and other famous celebs. 5 years ago  
Selll 5 years ago  
I'll eat a dog, A HOT DOG! * Eats * 5 years ago +1
You have to be yolking! 5 years ago +1
When I was a little kid we did parkour, THE FLOOR IS LAVA! 5 years ago +3
You're overeggaggerating! 5 years ago +1
Eggstavaganza! 5 years ago +2
I love that song. 5 years ago  
A: Someone prob. put him up here. I just wanna know why. 5 years ago +4
ANYTHING is better. 5 years ago  
It WAS uninhabited until you come on the island. 5 years ago +1
FABULOUS showers! 5 years ago  
Most of it, keep a little to myself. 5 years ago  
How many f***ing lakes are there with a child drowning in them!????? 5 years ago +4
Okay, but go easy on my pet donkey! 5 years ago  
LMAO! I wanna play Nahtzee! 5 years ago  
Sell it, buy food for Africa = PROBLEM SOLVED. 5 years ago +1
Aw, shucks! 5 years ago +11
'' Hey, wanna see this cool grenade that could possibly kill us or injure us and possibly blow someone's house up? '' '' Yeah! '' 5 years ago +7
A cat suffocating? Better take a picture of it. 5 years ago +1
Why do you have to be so weird? 5 years ago  
And for B, they're also slow. 5 years ago  
Hehehe '' Dido '' 5 years ago  
Trying for 100% are we? 5 years ago +6 5 years ago  
PieDiePew! 5 years ago 5 years ago  
Battle of the questions! 5 years ago  
Like this song: 5 years ago  
They can, you just need to hold X when you're near a stranded, and it might say to '' X '' 5 years ago  
And with the Ticker in A, their explosion deals a decent amount of damage to nearby foes. 5 years ago  
Thank god he overslept, the only time you WANT to oversleep. 5 years ago  
* Fap fap fap fap * 5 years ago  
You're gonna be Putin yourself into trouble! 5 years ago +3
I swear if she makes '' Sunday ''............. 5 years ago +14
I agree. 5 years ago  
BOTH ARE SO FUNNY! XD 5 years ago  
Teaches skills, awesome, meet new people, get gear, and get 20,000 gold at the end. Plus you get to keep the best horse ever! 5 years ago +2
* Eye twitch * 5 years ago +2
If your question gets accepted by alexw. 5 years ago  
Ah, okay. 5 years ago  
How would I '' drown '' in lava? I'm already dead because of the intense heat. 5 years ago +1
Those brownies............. 5 years ago +3
That's a paddlin'. 5 years ago  
I wanna see B doing Track and field! LOL! 5 years ago +2
Childhood ruined. 5 years ago +3
If last night I had a dream about monsters destroying the world, and I chose B, well crap. 5 years ago +1
FUS RO DAH 5 years ago +1
More facts! :D 5 years ago +6
You're weird............ 5 years ago +8
Mind read a person reading a book! Another loophole FTW 5 years ago  
LMAO 5 years ago +1
LMAO! 5 years ago +2
Well, aside from that part it's okay. 5 years ago  
Nerds are too sour. 5 years ago  
All it would say is '' Pet me! '' '' Feed me! '' '' Obey me human! '' 5 years ago +1
ANYTHING but B. 5 years ago  
If one hits your neck and goes down, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. 5 years ago  
For those of you who don't know, Seth agreed to bring him back around December 15th, why? Over 150,000 signed a petition to bring him back, so there is hope. 5 years ago  
I wish. 5 years ago  
If I have to............. 5 years ago +1
25 years is less than 2001. :P 5 years ago +1
THIS IS SPARTAAA! * Points at globe * 5 years ago +1
I wanna go so badly! 5 years ago  
Why wouldn't you? :D 5 years ago +1
You're the new justiceo. 5 years ago +5
XD 5 years ago +1
LMAO 5 years ago  
Too bad I'm a hunter! * Shoots * 5 years ago +1
I guess you can say the game * puts on sunglasses * SOUNDS FISHY.............. 5 years ago +1
Okay, but I still don't understand why you asked an unoriginal question. 5 years ago  
And you wonder why people hate you..... 5 years ago +4
It's what most of them are, I hate these new users with unoriginal questions. 5 years ago  
You seriously need to read all the questions on this site......... 5 years ago +9
And the most unoriginal question of the day award goes to......... 5 years ago +8
I think it's Bob, let me explain. That box he's holding, it can fit at least 2 rats. My guess is he might be feeding them when everyone is asleep. 5 years ago  
Well that escalated quickly............. 5 years ago +7
'' Shut up Omid! '' '' Look! '' 5 years ago  
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