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Joined on May 29th, 2013 (2,184 days ago)

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It was a spring evening when the yiffcat decided to get some milk at the porn shop, Dick-Mart. Yiffcat was skipping like a nose fairy down 5 blocks to Dick-Mart, when a bull with a horns made out of crystalized penis'es appeared out of nowhere. Yiffcat was scared and aroused simaltaniously when he asked "Are you going to sediment...sodamize me?" The lusterious bull with the ionized , erotic horns said "Yeah I am. I'm gonna freeze that ass with my diamond dick horns of penatration." They began to rape eachother all the way to Dick-Mart. When they crashed through the wall into the brown dildo section of the unsuspecting store, they spilled man flesh and vore jizz everywhere. This caused a chemical reaction with the material made to fossilize the brown dildoes; thus, they mutated into giant mutants. The mutant dildo people began their world domination scheme by establishing a dominatrix philanthopist organizations/occult. Yiffcat and...bull...were dematerilzed after the half-life expired during fornication. This odd turn of events caused an explosion that destroyed cilvilization; as a result, fallout assured and earth was torn asunder. This is the beggining of what is to later be called Apocalypse: the raping prophecy.


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Which game did you prefer? Super Smash Bros. Melee or Super Smash Bros. Brawl 5 years ago 151 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you describe yourself as more... Spiritual? or Materialistic? 5 years ago 144 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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During the production of a video game, would you rather be more involved in the... Design? (Story, Art, Sound, etc.) or Technology? (Programming, Graphics, AI, etc.) 5 years ago 170 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Oreos or Chips Ahoy! 5 years ago 372 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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I'm back, AGAIN. Which design do you prefer? Old World Trade Centers or New World Trade Centers 5 years ago 251 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Is attacking/invading foreign states ever justified? Sometimes (Explain) or Never (Explain) 5 years ago 134 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would you rather have as a pet? This thing. or This other thing. 5 years ago 117 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Did you nerds miss me? Yes or No 5 years ago 141 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather only be able to perceive... Cool Colours? or Warm Colours? 5 years ago 126 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who do you support? The Syrian Government? or Free Syrian Army? 5 years ago 105 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Stay behind with your people, safe and healthy? or Explore unknown worlds, an adventure? 5 years ago 138 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather ONLY be able to speak in... Long, intricate, paragraphs that grate on your fingers? or Text speak? 5 years ago 138 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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A bully is trying to get $60 out of you, would you rrrather... Fight back, knowing you'll both get punished? (However, you have absolutely no evidence that he was trying to get money out of you.) or Give them the money, get away safely, and let the past go. (They won't come back a second time. However, you have absolutely no evidence that he did it.) 5 years ago 188 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Who's more annoying? Children? or Teenagers? 5 years ago 204 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather your father was... Rick Santorum? or Always too busy to spend time with you? 5 years ago 135 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather be a... Lifeguard? or Fry Cook? 5 years ago 133 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which video game console was worse? CD-I? or Virtual Boy? 5 years ago 99 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Are you going to keep using rrrather to your 3000th day? (Join date) Yush or Nop 5 years ago 87 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather have a... Water Gun Battle? or NERF Gun Battle? 5 years ago 127 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Fight zombies with three other rrrather users? (Specify which users.) or Fight against four other rrrather users, with another three as your allies? (Specify which users are your enemies and your allies.) 5 years ago 133 votes 68 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather study the... (World War II) European Theatre? or Pacific Theatre? 5 years ago 133 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which political party would you rrrather join? People Who Hate Bill O'Reilly? or National League of Healthy People who think Mimes are irrelevant in modern culture? 5 years ago 115 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rrrather have... One big moon? or Two small moons? 5 years ago 148 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which political party would you rrrather join? Otakumon is a Pretty Cool Guy Party (OPCG) or Beaner Blood Brotherhood? (BBB) 5 years ago 119 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which political party would you rrrather join? Canadian Maple Syrup Cartel? or United Front Against Cranky Feminist Internet Bloggers? 5 years ago 141 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather be... A successful restaurant owner? or An aspiring scientist? 5 years ago 158 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather promote your political party with... Fear? (e.g. This is what life under the other party will be like...) or Happiness? (e.g. This is what life under our party would be like...) 5 years ago 143 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Are you... Pro-Israel? or Pro-Palestine? 5 years ago 114 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Who should be the US president? Justiceo? or Mitt Romney? 5 years ago 158 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather play... Counter-Strike: Global Offensive? or Left 4 Dead 2? 5 years ago 89 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Justiceo is the reincarnation of Jesus? Yush or Nop 5 years ago 133 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... walk on a bay? or Fly a kite? 5 years ago 107 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Tell the truth, only having to endure 50% of the deserved punishment? or Lie to get away, with a 50% chance of success? (Otherwise having to endure 100% of the deserved punishment.) 5 years ago 131 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You are in a space colony that is being invaded by aliens from the same planet. Would you rrrather... Stay at base and fight off the opposing force with a plethora of ammunition, but constant fighting? or Try to escape the colony, and travel the outskirts to find the origin of the aliens, armed with limited ammo, but less danger? 5 years ago 83 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather use a gun that's... Weak, but light? or Strong, but heavy? 5 years ago 135 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather visit... Sea Needle? or Glove World? 5 years ago 127 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather visit... Goo Lagoon? or Jellyfish Fields? 5 years ago 121 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather ride in... Plane A? or Plane B? 5 years ago 235 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Build? or Destroy? 5 years ago 119 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Sweden? or Japan? 5 years ago 179 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather watch the... Angry Video Game Nerd? or Nostalgia Critic? 5 years ago 131 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather watch a/an... Interview Show? or Reality Show? 5 years ago 118 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Wyoming? (Least populous state) or California? (Most populous state) 5 years ago 148 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather wear a... Sombrero? or Rastacap? 5 years ago 120 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Spain? or Portugal? 5 years ago 164 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... ride the Aerosmith? or jump people with Nicolas Cage? 5 years ago 184 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Lightsaber duel with Elvis? or Pokémon battle with Michael Jackson? 5 years ago 148 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... set things on fire with Al Gore? or loot pirate ships with John McCain? 5 years ago 125 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather wear a... Keffiyeh? or Turban? 5 years ago 245 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather wear a... Fedora? or Ushanka? 5 years ago 182 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather wear a... Beret? or Bowler? 5 years ago 181 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather play... Pac-Man? or Snake? 5 years ago 168 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather play... Super Mario World? or Sonic & Knuckles? 5 years ago 122 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather your leader was... Fuhrer Doggy Dogg? or Josef Stylin? 5 years ago 232 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Prank call with Obama? or Ride across the world on missiles with Bush? 5 years ago 169 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather only be able to play... Minesweeper for the rest of your life? or QWOP for the rest of your life? 5 years ago 153 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather watch... Smosh's Food Battle videos? or Nigahiga's How To Be videos? 5 years ago 234 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Live on only water and bread for a year? (Any type of bread.) or Live without internet connection for a year, and only keeping ONE program? (Can't use other people's internet/devices either. You also can't keep Steam/Origin, and thus keeping all your games. Games count as individual programs.) 5 years ago 142 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather play... Mega Man? or Metroid? 5 years ago 102 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... a video camera follow you and record everything you do? or a microphone follow you and record everything you say? 5 years ago 119 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer internet videos that are... Raw, unedited, personal? or Polished, edited, professional? 5 years ago 146 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather wear a... Fez? or Top Hat? 5 years ago 149 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live... On a remote island? or In a landlocked village? 5 years ago 129 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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In the early 20th century, would you rrrather work for the... Ku Klux Klan? or Irish Republican Army? 5 years ago 128 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... England? or Ireland? 5 years ago 136 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrrather live in... Greece? or Turkey? 5 years ago 130 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... South Korea? or Japan? 5 years ago 138 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Chile? or Argentina? 5 years ago 117 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Saudi Arabia? or China? (Hong Kong and Makau don't count) 5 years ago 135 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... Found a Moon colony? or Found a Mars colony? 5 years ago 133 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather live in... Canada? or Australia? 5 years ago 208 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather... All video be in 240p, and all audio be vinyl quality? or All video be 1080p, and all audio be 144p? 5 years ago 109 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play... a newer game that involves strategy? or an older game that involves BAM BAM RATATATATA? 5 years ago 152 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather fight a zombie outbreak? with only three other talented soldiers, who don't know ANY English? or A plethora of less than competent English speakers? 5 years ago 157 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rrrather? Use an assault rifle? or Use a sniper rifle? (Bolt-action) 5 years ago 225 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Always be hot? or Always be cold? 5 years ago 146 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Live in a mansion in the middle of a desert, hundreds of miles away from the nearest city? or Live ON the streets as a roamer in a safe, big city. 5 years ago 148 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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During an apocalypse, would you rather? Die an unimaginably brutal way, quickly, before the huge catastrophe, and be remembered by the final humans? or Die slowly, at the catastrophe, with your loved ones? 5 years ago 133 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live in a safe, boring, small town? or Live in a dangerous, metropolitan area with lots of stuff to do? 5 years ago 142 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have George W. Bush? or Three modern GOP candidates as president? 5 years ago 125 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Driving with vehicles takes half as long, but you walk twice as slow? or Vehicles are twice as slow, but you walk thrice as fast? 5 years ago 155 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather... have slow internet connection, but a fast computer? or have fast internet connection, but a slow computer? 5 years ago 210 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which CS gameplay type do you prefer? Hostage Rescue (cs_) or Bomb Defuse (de_) 5 years ago 122 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Which CSS map do you prefer? cs_office or cs_militia 5 years ago 93 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which CSS map do you prefer? de_nuke or de_dust2 5 years ago 448 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather? Have $100mil no questions asked but you would die at the age of 50? or Have $1mil no questions asked but could live to when a natural causes gets rid of you? 5 years ago 426 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? West Coast Hip-Hop or East Coast Hip-Hop 5 years ago 548 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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For people who prefer Macintosh over Windows, would you rather Use a slick, new version of Windows? or Use an outdated version of Macintosh? 5 years ago 169 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? New Wave or Synthpop 5 years ago 199 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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For people who prefer Windows over Macintosh, would you rather Use a new, slick version of Mac? or An outdated version of Windows? 5 years ago 205 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather listen to Abrasive, uptempo music for the rest of your life? (Any style/genre) or Relaxing, downtempo music for the rest of your life? (Any style/genre) 5 years ago 183 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? (If any) Sony Vegas or Adobe Premiere 5 years ago 186 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Counter-Strike: Source or Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 5 years ago 473 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? XBOX Original or XBOX 360 5 years ago 413 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Adult Swim (Excluding Anime) or Comedy Central (Excluding Stand-up Comedy) 5 years ago 885 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? GameCube or PlayStation 2 5 years ago 2,259 votes 34 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Nintendo 64 or PlayStation 1 5 years ago 1,060 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Nintendo DS or PlayStation Portable 5 years ago 1,223 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (be honest) Live in paradise alone or Live in a slum with your best friends 5 years ago 1,975 votes 18 comments 1 like
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Which do you prefer? DOOM or Quake 5 years ago 132 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Half-Life 1 or Half-Life 2 5 years ago 169 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Counter-Strike Series or Team Fortress Series 5 years ago 353 votes 9 comments 0 likes

Faggot has posted the following comments:

Afros rule. 4 years ago +2
wow ur so edgy omg 5 years ago  
Yes it has. Gay culture, massive immigration of Muslims, abolition of gender roles, and 'respect' to all minorities and religions, etc. 5 years ago  
I'm surprised you don't see the effects of Marxism in your own country. Communism has never worked, it never will. It's been tried over and over and over and it keeps failing. Communists even have to builds walls in order to keep their citizens locked in. 5 years ago +3
Communism sucks. 5 years ago +2
Onii-chan~ 5 years ago  
GMOD 13 ruined the game. I hate you, Garry Jewman. 5 years ago  
Coffee is disgusting. 5 years ago  
Vegans suck. 5 years ago +1
Everything past Japan, South Korea and Taiwan is a sh*thole. 5 years ago  
99% of these people lied. But not me LOL!! im totally smart for my age!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 years ago +1
Okay lets go 5 years ago  
The place I live in. :P 5 years ago  
A third party will never win. 5 years ago  
What kind of cannon? Please Fire Storm. PLEASE. 5 years ago  
"Islamophobe" 5 years ago  
The Shia tend to be less violent. Go Iran. 5 years ago +1
You play CS? 5 years ago  
I'm very introverted on the internet when it comes to personal info eitherway. 5 years ago  
38/48 5 years ago  
38/48 5 years ago  
No they're not; Science is about Cosmic order, Religion is about Cosmic Purpose. 5 years ago  
John Carmack? Anyone? Really? :V 5 years ago  
I'm trans-Latino and this offends me. 5 years ago  
Duh, of course slavery is a good thing. If Hitler didnt kill 6 billion Jews, we wouldnt have the nuclear bomb now we would we! 5 years ago  
Where would they be now if the Europeans didn't help them evolve from their primitive state, helped build cities, educate the masses, and spread scientific knowledge that would go on to benefit everyone? 5 years ago  
What have the Native Americans done that is so beneficial? 5 years ago  
I have major insectophobia. 5 years ago +1
Thank you, friend. I added a little bit, if you don't mind. 5 years ago  
No idea. 5 years ago  
I'm surprised I don't have one. 5 years ago  
http://www.learnmyself.com/Personality-Report?x=sPIx3x1917228-1628866xs4hj2x3#tab-11 5 years ago  
Ho-oh LOL 5 years ago  
You finally got Steam? :P 5 years ago  
I played every single one! (Albeit with Emulators) With X I've played 1 - 5. 5 years ago +1
Yes. 5 years ago  
Go on? 5 years ago  
I guess you forgot about bi people such as myself. 5 years ago +2
He's gonna shoot him. 5 years ago +8
15. 5 years ago  
That's called a Libertarian. 5 years ago  
Most studies put Sweden at #1 in regards to percentage, so idk how he got China. 5 years ago  
http://puu.sh/6FznH.png 5 years ago  
I'm not in it mediocre/10 5 years ago +3
Yes, but I don't see how that negates the fact that I've only read Holes. 5 years ago  
I just wanted to look at your profile is all. I have 300 friends and only like, five of them are IRL friends, Lol. 5 years ago  
What? 5 years ago  
The hell is "Chorm"? 5 years ago  
I think "he wasted all of the water" 5 years ago  
Easier to track, and not too far a drive from here! :P 5 years ago  
At least I actually read it. 5 years ago  
What's your Steam? 5 years ago  
>Origin 5 years ago  
A Catholic priest actually theorised it. 5 years ago  
'Tarik Tentacles' rolls off the tongue better. 5 years ago  
I better be up soon, I swear on me mum's life. 5 years ago  
S-Sorry~ (´;ω;`) 5 years ago  
I lost interest in the site? Idk. 5 years ago  
The only terrorism that even gets close to reaching the level of terrorism deployed by the Salafists is terrorism among gangs in Latin America. 5 years ago +3
I keep getting notifications everyday, and I think someone commented on my questions, but it's just a bunch of people arguing and throwing my name around. Goddamnit. 5 years ago +1
“Unless a nation's life faces peril, war is murder.” ― Mustafa Kemal Atatürk 5 years ago  
Not sure how I can make my own Saddam Hussein costume. 5 years ago  
HAAAAVA NAGILA 5 years ago  
I'll be remembered. 5 years ago +1
Wrong one. 5 years ago  
I used to. 5 years ago  
We can't stoop down to the animal's level. 5 years ago  
Beautifully put. 5 years ago  
im goig to blow u all up nigg‬as chalenge me bmasfdjks[' 5 years ago  
When it comes time for sex, the orange will sting. 5 years ago +1
That offends me deeply. Please remove your comments. I am now contacting the FBI so they can charge you with using your first amendment rights. 5 years ago  
Informer, sndhdofnforbeuchbdjaihhcifhceiakncna, a licky bum bum yeah. 5 years ago +2
Did someone call me? 5 years ago +1
Say neither then. I thought you were angry at me. 5 years ago  
Did I make an error? 5 years ago  
Well, AIDS is at least lowering the global population, but yeah, I don't want it to stay if we have like 2 billion people. 5 years ago +2
Wrong one. 5 years ago  
Makes me orgasm every time. 5 years ago +2
I also converse, play video games, work for a living, etc. 5 years ago +1
I am afraid of most animals. Dogs just bark, piss and sh‬it. 5 years ago  
I have HARDCORE insectophobia. 5 years ago +2
YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS BAD!? REMEMBER DA TIME- No. 5 years ago  
Listen to some tunes while waiting for the toast. 5 years ago  
It depends. If I'm watching some video for a song I like, I'll respect fellow fans, but if I'm on some PewDiePie video or some sh‬it, I'll post ad-hominems and copypasta for a reaction. 5 years ago  
Neither. Creepypasta is basically 10-year-olds' attempts at writing horror novels. 5 years ago +5
Stupid little sh‬itheads screaming and bothering you with sh‬it that you couldn't possibly care about. 5 years ago +2
I hope you aren't playing PORTAL on a console. 5 years ago  
*You're, and the name's Tarik. Or you can call me Faggot, I guess. 5 years ago +1
I like you, guest from Louisiana, United States. You should get an account. 5 years ago +1
*You're 5 years ago  
Oliver is such a Britfag name, but I love it. 5 years ago +4
Did you get that pic from Encyclopaedia Dramatica? It's where I saw it. 5 years ago  
Lukas 5 years ago +1
Only if it's *Stephen 5 years ago +1
I'm bisexual. 5 years ago +2
The church is a false establishment. 5 years ago +4
I'll be honest, I laughed out loud. This is probably the greatest comment on this site. 5 years ago +1
One man team. Not very efficient. 5 years ago  
Otakumon, Tberr, and Ninjuh. 5 years ago +1
Please specify the users. 5 years ago +2
Phoenix, AZ. 5 years ago  
The PT is neglected often. 5 years ago  
Lmfao. 5 years ago  
Which part don't you get? 5 years ago +1
Heart attack, I believe. I've never actually met either of my grandfathers. 5 years ago  
My grandfather is already diseased. Never met him. 5 years ago  
I do have a sense of humour, and it's *whatsoever. 5 years ago +1
You got the first vote. Big woop. 5 years ago +2
How is that funny? 5 years ago +1
Not because I'm a good kid, just because I just haven't tried it yet. 5 years ago +4
F‬uck yeah. Give me CSS and Deus Ex. 5 years ago  
This person must be a blonde because they spelt 'because' and 'person' wrong. 5 years ago  
Luna is best. 5 years ago +2
I can draw a robot to do them and so many more. 5 years ago  
This is gay. 5 years ago +2
XxCandy_StealerxX or whatever. 5 years ago +2
How is this not a question? 5 years ago +1
Gift all my Steam friends some games. 5 years ago +2
FPS should not be played on consoles. 5 years ago +1
Faggot is the most used word in the Engli- I mean on the internet. 5 years ago  
Don't worry, animu titties are great. Keep it up, I'm too lazy to come up with more political parties, so you can make some based off the users I guess. 5 years ago  
‬im goig to blow u all up nig‬gas chalenge me bmasfdjks[' 5 years ago  
Welp. 5 years ago  
By 'get behind this' you mean getting behind a woman and raping her? Figures. All men are pigs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 5 years ago +1
Do you see the question marks after 'fear' and 'happiness'? 5 years ago +6
China needs some fixing. 5 years ago +2
Overpopulation is an important issue. Gay marriage is not. 5 years ago +1
God himself will come down, declare his kingdom on earth, and inscribe on two tablets for all the hoes to shake their multitudes of tit‬ties. And it will be good. To the farthest reaches of the earth Ghetto Tech will permeate, and teach us all about harmony, life, love, and slapping di‬cks against the mouths of many bit‬ches. Oh yes. So it is written, so it will be done. Amen. 5 years ago +10
North Korea is right wing. Fidel Castro is left wing. 5 years ago  
I don't add people, I just like to look at their profiles and all. 5 years ago  
No. 5 years ago  
No hell to judge me. 5 years ago +1
Socialists are Liberals. 5 years ago +4
Wat. 5 years ago +3
North Korea is a joke. 5 years ago +1
Haven't read 1984 yet. 5 years ago +2
Get back in the kitchen and bend over, woman. 5 years ago +1
Monarchy can go to hell. 5 years ago +1
What's your Steam? 5 years ago  
Sverige is #1 5 years ago +1
What. 5 years ago  
What's so funny? 5 years ago  
Pirate it. 5 years ago  
Scyther evolves into Scizor. 5 years ago  
It didn't say homosexual. It just said become attracted to the same sex, so it applies to homo, bi, pan, etc. And yes, bisexuals like females. They're attracted to both male and females. 5 years ago  
I'm already bisexual. 5 years ago +2
No. 5 years ago  
Are you sure that would bypass the entire situation? -Zippeduniform3 5 years ago +4
20th century. 5 years ago  
Tough. Really good question. 5 years ago  
Beat me to it. 5 years ago  
:-c 5 years ago  
I should be Chaotic Neutral 5 years ago  
Neither. 5 years ago +1
Smosh used to be superb, now they're an abomination to mankind. 5 years ago +1
I only picked faggot cuz it's a vintage user name. 5 years ago  
Male, bisexual. 5 years ago  
If he's a friend, I'm allowed to hit on him. 5 years ago  
Steam chat. Inspired the question. 5 years ago  
*Your 5 years ago +4
Dogs are dumb little sh‬its. Heaven plox. 5 years ago  
They're* 5 years ago  
Most of the world is 2nd or 3rd world. No thanks. 5 years ago  
Why not? I would love that! 5 years ago  
Deus Ex? 5 years ago +2
$80 is nothing. 5 years ago  
ZIMBABWE 5 years ago  
Justiceo. 5 years ago +6
Capitalism. 5 years ago +2
*Spoiled 5 years ago  
They both look bad. 5 years ago  
Nop 5 years ago  
No, they're both terrible. Smosh was good in 2006 - 2008, roughly, but the wheels fell off pretty early. 5 years ago  
Whoops, wrong one. 5 years ago  
420 Blaze it faggot 5 years ago +1
Lots of gas? 5 years ago +1
You must be new to the internet. 5 years ago  
Chocolate hurts my teeth. 5 years ago  
Pro-Gun Liberal here. 5 years ago  
I am turning 15. It said 14 originally, the result of a typo. I changed it. 5 years ago  
*hear 5 years ago  
Jews > Christfags and Sand worms 5 years ago  
Mine is called 'im goig to blow u all up n‬iggas chalenge me bmasfdjks['' 5 years ago +1
Islam isn't a race, faggot. 5 years ago +1
Daniel Dennett's Religious Education plan, yes. 5 years ago  
14 5 years ago  
I'm turning 15 on the 28th son. 5 years ago  
I get to skip puberty. 5 years ago +1
C'mere. 5 years ago  
They're fingers. 5 years ago  
No. 5 years ago  
That may may has been dead for like 3 years 5 years ago  
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. 5 years ago  
Oh my God, this is so unfunny, it's unbelievable. 5 years ago +5
I did a Google search on 'RRRather Angry video game nerd' and the only ones that showed up were AVGN vs Nostalgia Critic (mine) and AVGN vs Irate Gamer, so idk. 5 years ago  
A world where everyone is horny. 5 years ago +1
I haven't seen A :c 5 years ago  
How is A bad? 5 years ago  
Whoops, wrong one. 5 years ago  
I hope Charlie Rose never gets cancelled. 5 years ago  
Glove World. 5 years ago  
Pick the lesser of the two evils. 5 years ago +1
Sorry, your first comment was the only one that showed up. 5 years ago  
Ni‬ggerdicks 5 years ago +2
How did Otakumon not pick JPOP? techno(dot)org/electronic-music-guide/jpop.swf 5 years ago  
Whoops, wrong one. 5 years ago  
Whoops, wrong one. 5 years ago  
Le dead may may faic. 5 years ago  
LMFAO 5 years ago  
Le Jesus Faic 5 years ago  
You're* 5 years ago +4
Creepypasta = Horror novels written by 8 year olds. 5 years ago  
Ignore him, he's an internet tough guy. 5 years ago  
It would appear that you don't. 5 years ago  
You get to cap some nig‬gers. 5 years ago  
Le epik r/atheist neckbeard... I'll do a fedora one next time. 5 years ago  
That's a great thing in my book. 5 years ago +1
Newgrounds, faggot. 5 years ago +1
People dress up as characters from fictional stuff. 5 years ago  
Already beat just about every classic Sonic game. Need to play Mario some more. 5 years ago  
No. You eject just as it's about to crash into some Islamic country, of course! 5 years ago  
I don't even watch them anymore. I stopped watching around 2011. Garbage IMO. 5 years ago +1
Smosh sucks di‬ck now, but still better. 5 years ago +1
Good. They're awful now. 5 years ago  
Back when Smosh and Nigahiga were funny and weren't in it for the money... 5 years ago +1
Why. 5 years ago  
Same. 5 years ago  
You win. Also, I love your questions, can you spam them tonight, please? 5 years ago  
Hentai based off of the animus of JRPGs... 5 years ago +1
JRPGs. 5 years ago +2
I've already beaten just about every mainstream Megaman game, so I need to get into Metroid. (I probably like MegaMan better tho.) 5 years ago  
This information cannot be disclosed at this time. 5 years ago +1
B-But... Lieutenant Faggot ;__; 5 years ago +2
And? 5 years ago +1
My very first avatar on this site: i.imgur(dot)com/2HE50.jpg 5 years ago  
Jesus, why are you so white? 5 years ago +1
Poor Korea. 5 years ago  
Nope. Shit‬ty China. I really gotta start being more specific with my questions. :p 5 years ago  
Sorry about my last question. I picked the wrong one, so I had to delete it. 5 years ago  
Pornhub isn't blocked. I'm fine. 5 years ago +1
No offense intended. If I did, my name is faggot after all. What would you expect? 5 years ago  
They already do. 5 years ago +5
Let's hope you're not an autistic neckbeard man-child like most Animu and Mango viewers are. 5 years ago  
Do you really want to live in Japan? 5 years ago  
I don't need vidya. I only need commentary to listen to while playing CS/L4D2. 5 years ago  
I haven't even watched it. :p 5 years ago  
I'm not exactly sure, but I think her name is Hinagiku Katsura. 5 years ago  
You're a Gnostic theist? 5 years ago  
Agnostic Atheist. 5 years ago +2
A fetus doesn't have feelings, dreams, aspirations to the point where it would matter. And we don't need more people on this planet. 5 years ago  
Danke. 5 years ago  
Portal doesn't involve much strategy. Thinking, yes. Not strategy. 5 years ago  
What part don't you get? :p 5 years ago  
Otakumon is my nig‬ga. 5 years ago  
You die in a brutal way BEFORE the huge collision, and then the humans who died AT the collision remember you 5 years ago  
Apocalypse as in, like a universal collision, or a black hole. lmao 5 years ago  
It's okay if she doesn't like anime pussy. 5 years ago  
What's your point? 5 years ago +1
Sweet, I only know one of those guys. 5 years ago  
3, 7, 14, 42, 69, 80, 98, 101? 5 years ago  
Annoying little infant sh‬itheads, or annoying little teenage shi‬theads? 5 years ago +4
The WBC can't do sh‫it. 5 years ago  
Me 5 years ago  
Boo hoo! My feelings are hurt! 5 years ago +2
Let's do this sh‬it. 5 years ago  
Just use a book or a ruler for lines. 5 years ago  
Easier to move around. 5 years ago +3
Don't want to hurt my arms, after all! 5 years ago +3
Shadow is for 11 year old fat emo girl DevianTartletts. 5 years ago  
What makes you say I would allow trolling? I know the difference between less censorship and people just posting "f‬uck you fag‬got" over and over.. And there are already retarded questions everywhere. Heard of Jucticeo? 5 years ago  
Okay, you can be the head of state. I get the entire military then. Lieutenant Faggot. 5 years ago  
What's the worst that could happen? 5 years ago  
Yeah, me. 5 years ago  
Kurwa Katyn~ 5 years ago  
The US sucks, but at least we have a republic, not a monarchy. 5 years ago  
Le edgy le Atheist 5 years ago +1
Tarik Moment... not very catchy, but it's eccentric. I like it. 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago +1
They have to be chocolate chip, and soft as shi‬t. 5 years ago  
Shi‬t is like crack. I love it. 5 years ago +3
Cardboard marshmallows were the only good part. 5 years ago +2
Micky Mouse is OG. 5 years ago  
It's okay, we can be in our own house, armed with RPG-7s and M4A1s and we can annoy the previously mentioned users. 5 years ago  
Wrong one. 5 years ago +1
The book might contain information on how to build the gun :p 5 years ago +3
I love the rain. Helps me stay calm. 5 years ago  
I just skip it. 5 years ago  
What he said. And where the hell am I? 5 years ago  
I'm going to blow you all up, people, challenge me (to a fight, a fisticuff, etc.) and the rest would be gibberish. 5 years ago  
im goig to blow u all up nigg‬as chalenge me bmasfdjks[' 5 years ago +2
Chocolate hurts my teeth. 5 years ago  
how DoeS i remove teh meme centeral waterm ark ???? ?x/DDDD 5 years ago  
South Park is still funny, while Family Guy is just "YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS BAD? REMEMBER THE TIME I" 5 years ago  
LolWat 5 years ago  
This question is too biased, looks like something I'd really want to try, but just haven't yet. 5 years ago  
I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT 5 years ago +2
Me and Oscar can smoke some OG kush together. 5 years ago  
Haha le epik funny joke xDDD totally original! :--DD 5 years ago +1
*they're 5 years ago  
*they're 5 years ago  
it'S juST a carTOOON!!!111 5 years ago +1
Wat. 5 years ago +1
You also need mountain dew and some dorritos. 5 years ago  
Don't forget the body pillows and the fedora. 5 years ago +2
Wat 5 years ago  
Hot topic is for XxXScEnExCoReXxX faggots. 5 years ago  
Just you. 5 years ago  
60wpm 5 years ago  
I get distracted by other things at home. 5 years ago +1
CSS has bots, no need for servers. 5 years ago  
You got Steam? 5 years ago +1
Then. Do not. Vote. 5 years ago +4
Gee, you sure like Dr. Pepper, don¨t you. 5 years ago  
Damnit, wrong one. 5 years ago  
I do not like those odds. 5 years ago +1
My questions are the best. If you disagree with anything I say, you are wrong. 5 years ago  
Spoiler Alert: Islam is not a race. 5 years ago +2
Le Epik May Mays pal 5 years ago  
Nuke is my favourite rofl 5 years ago  
*despise 5 years ago +1
Thug lyfe 5 years ago +2
Holy sh*t I made it in ROFL 5 years ago +1
Make it now. DO IT FAGGOT 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago +1
Wat. 5 years ago  
Wat. 5 years ago  
im goig to blow u all up nig‬gas chalenge me bmasfdjks[' 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago +1
Oh, it gets censored. I know a way to get around that, though. Ahem. Sh‬it. 5 years ago  
I don't even know you, so neither. I just clicked Yes to be a faggot. 5 years ago +3
Goddamnit, if you can say faggot, then don't censor sh*t. 5 years ago  
The hell is Andkon? Newgrounds composed 1/3 of my childhood, along with GameSpot and YouTube. Man... haven't touched Flash 8 in a while. 5 years ago  
Well said. 5 years ago  
Thanksgiving is for NERDS. 5 years ago  
Wat. 5 years ago  
Eh. 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago  
I'm not expecting sex afterwards. 5 years ago +2
Sort of. I never used them for their intended purpose, but I just made them for sh*ts and giggles. 5 years ago  
I'm faggot. 5 years ago +1
Wat. 5 years ago  
Haven't heard any of B's. 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago  
Hiding orientation is still easier than descent I'd say. 5 years ago  
Hm... hanging or torture? 5 years ago  
Otakumon is the last bastion of literacy on this website. 5 years ago  
Where the hell am I? I call chaotic neutral. And was it really that hard to do a reverse google image search for the larger versions of the avatars? 5 years ago  
Wat. 5 years ago  
Phobias are strange by definition, aren't they? I'm afraid of animals, the dark, (in some cases) and giving speeches in public. 5 years ago +1
I detest sand, but love water. 5 years ago  
Din mor. 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago  
Depends. 5 years ago  
u r 2 edgy 4 teh internetz 5 years ago +3
Chances are almost every single girl lied and picked A. 5 years ago +4
No. 5 years ago +2
HL2 is overrated. 5 years ago  
XP's functionality + Vista's eye candy. Truly an amazing OS. 5 years ago +2
I wonder when they'll stop and actually comment on the question. 5 years ago  
You're not missing out on much. 5 years ago +1
Wrong one, woops. 5 years ago  
Already am. 5 years ago  
A lot more stuff goes on, more interesting. 5 years ago +1
The Binding of Isaac was mediocre. I prefer platformers anyway, and I haven't played it yet, so... 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago  
No idea. 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago +1
I have no middle name so... none. 5 years ago +1
rwgdsvcwsdfcsdf 5 years ago +1
Wat 5 years ago +2
How can God ever exist if there is nothing behind it to create him. 5 years ago  
GODDAMNIT THEN DON'T VOTE SDKJASDJSADOJJ 5 years ago +2
IDK 5 years ago  
Less noise, less lives lost, I guess. 5 years ago  
Ni‬gga, why you vote then? 5 years ago  
CSS > CSGO > CS1.6 5 years ago +1
I really can't decide 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago +3
Woops, wrong choice. 5 years ago  
Your question 'Would you rather Piss on your mother's face while she is asleep or Put all your electronics in the washing machine and burn your wallet (all your cards and money are in your wallet)' was accepted by alexw 5 years ago +1
Wat 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago +2
White is a boring colour. 5 years ago  
Either or. 5 years ago  
This is... the weirdest question I've ever seen. 5 years ago +2
Harder job. I like a challenge. 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago +2
Rawr~ 5 years ago +1
ROYGBIV 5 years ago +2
In my middle school, I was known as the kid who put mayonaise on everything. 5 years ago  
I'd make the most powerful religious figures around the world into massive fags. 5 years ago +1
I don't give a carp, nor a crap. 5 years ago +5
Wat 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago  
Who 5 years ago  
I just want them to stop lying. 5 years ago  
I am offend 5 years ago  
Wat 5 years ago  
Jesus Christ. 5 years ago  
Music takes less to pirate. 5 years ago  
Hm, severe pain, or DEATH. 5 years ago +2
I don't respect the law, I just haven't. 5 years ago +2
Nobody cares about Alaska. 5 years ago  
Badum, tiss. 5 years ago  
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/64110_10151556817725875_1584368976_n.jpg Shiba Inu Masterrace 5 years ago  
Then don't vote. 5 years ago  
Thanks. 5 years ago  
With CSGO they actually evolved their product, but all and all, CSS is my pick. 5 years ago  
Would I rather be one, would I rather be with one...? 5 years ago +1
Already been to the GC, so yeah... 5 years ago  
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW 5 years ago  
Are you asking which one I would have sex with? 5 years ago +2
Two good things about the PS1, and I might be wrong about this, but not only did it utilize optical disk technology, it had appeal to more gamers than Nintendo's usual kid friendly library. 5 years ago  
This one is hard for me, no doubt. I played much more GameCube as a kid, but the PS2, I'd argue, is better overall, in terms of design and the tech specs, but this question for me is prefer, (GameCube) not which is better. (PS2) 5 years ago  
I think both are great, but yeah, N64 is a big part of my childhood. 5 years ago +1
What 5 years ago  
The Big Bang Theory is terrible but I still watch it. Send help. 5 years ago +1
The users on this site are some of the most illiterate people I've ever seen. 5 years ago +2
I'm currently agnostic about that. 5 years ago  
no 5 years ago +1
gfgvfdscx 5 years ago  
No. 5 years ago  
Eh 5 years ago  
Salt and Vinegar chips rule m8. 5 years ago  
No 5 years ago  
P&P looks older, therefore better. 5 years ago  
HERHERHERHERHERH 5 years ago  
Danke 5 years ago  
Then don't vote 5 years ago +1
HL1, one of the best games ever. Also, hi Grounder! 5 years ago +1
who 5 years ago +2
who 5 years ago  
who 5 years ago  
who 5 years ago  
LOLWOT 5 years ago  
Die. 5 years ago  
Safari is to FireFox like an aborted fetus is to a Nobel Prize winning Theoretical Physicist. You just don't compare the two. 5 years ago +3
This is probably some inside joke 5 years ago  
Were you born with autism, or did you pick it up during your life? 5 years ago  
After reading just a few comments from people who said God created everything, I can finally rest my case that theists are autistic. 5 years ago +1
Quit being unfunny 5 years ago  
herherhehrehr get out 5 years ago  
what 5 years ago +2
LMFAO Effort 5 years ago  
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im goig to blow u all up niggas chalenge me bmasfdjks[' 1 question 2 votes 5 years ago