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Would you rather respect my belief that China doesn't exist or convince me that I'm wrong 5 years ago 292 votes 53 comments 0 likes
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How free are you? Not so free or American 5 years ago 311 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather a man and 100 women were stuck on an island or a woman and 100 men were stuck on an island 5 years ago 408 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a dislocated shoulder or dislocated kneecap 5 years ago 374 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather yesterday was thursday or today was friday 5 years ago 312 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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What is the purpose of life? to not want be downloading use of actually not antibad either or yes 5 years ago 169 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Who would be your suspect for a local murder? This guy or the Teletubbies 5 years ago 578 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use more to explain more or use existing formulas 5 years ago 471 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If you had to, would you rather invade Sesame Street with biological agents or assassinate the Super Mario bros 5 years ago 611 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Whenever bad luck strikes you, one of two songs will be played in people's heads at a fairly high volume. Would you rather choose My Heart Will Go On (Titanic) or May It Be (Lord of the Rings) 5 years ago 806 votes 2 comments 1 like
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Presuming that you would survive, what would make you stronger? Four years in Auschwitz or Four years in North Korea or Soviet Union 5 years ago 400 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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I'm procrastinating. Wat do? go to sleep already or be a zombie in the morning 5 years ago 224 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever heard of The Walking Dead? Yes or No 5 years ago 269 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather find out your father has raped someone that looks like you or find out mom's big secret that your entire family has inherited her HIV 5 years ago 181 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Are you on LSD? No, I don't do drugs. or Yes, I dont even what is internet 5 years ago 244 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Which version do you prefer? Let the Right One In or Let Me In 5 years ago 113 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your milkshake brought all the boys to the yard or was better than yours 5 years ago 747 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather suffer from paranoid schizophrenia or epileptic seizures five times a day (author's comment) 5 years ago 142 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play russian roulette with 3 bullets in a .357 Magnum, for the prize of half of your country's gold supply if you survive or not 5 years ago 873 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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What is more cliche? Alien races who only differ from us in skin color and/or facial features or computers getting reprogrammed by someone who has no knowledge of the computer's operating system 5 years ago 320 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by five ninja chiuauas or derpy sharks 5 years ago 330 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather shit a rhino or be the shit 5 years ago 184 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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For an upcoming zombie apocalypse in your town of 30,000 people, would you rather (for your own protection) form an army of two or an army of 1,000,000,000 relentless ducks 5 years ago 734 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Is gender equality possible at an emotional level? Yes, despite our different values. or No. Humans are too dimorphic. 5 years ago 997 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather want quantum physics to apply to the macro world or ghosts and demons to be real 5 years ago 386 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to keep knowlegde of events that happen 12 seconds into the future, but able to consider EVERY single possible outcome within those 12 seconds or have the memory of a hard drive, reliving any happy, tragic or awkward moment in your life until your terminal breath 5 years ago 147 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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If you got caught murdering the president with an ice pick, would you make some tea or go for a walk in the park 5 years ago 389 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Cthulhu or this rubber duck 5 years ago 230 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Lord Saruman vs. Davy Jones Saruman or Davy Jones 5 years ago 153 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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James Bond vs. James Bond Pierce Brosnan or Sean Connery 5 years ago 292 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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James Bond vs. Jason Bourne James Bond (Daniel Craig) or Jason Bourne 5 years ago 261 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Death (Darksiders 2) or Kratos (God of War) 5 years ago 351 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Who's more powerful? Alucard or Father 5 years ago 161 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which one is cuter? This one or This one 5 years ago 228 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which one do you prefer? Aperture Laboratories or Black Mesa Research Facility 5 years ago 254 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which one do you prefer? Counter-Strike 1.6 or Battlefield 2 5 years ago 131 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Do you like marbles? Yes or No 5 years ago 196 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Bowser or Ganondorf 5 years ago 196 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Ichigo or Naruto 5 years ago 170 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would would be caught first? KIRA or Lelouch 5 years ago 123 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would would win in a fight? Lucy or Edward Elric 5 years ago 262 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who are betetr Dolan or Gooby 5 years ago 134 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in Josef Fritzl's basement for one year, taking it in the ass every night or intense headache for the rest of your life 5 years ago 130 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have ever been so far even as or decided to use go want to look more like 5 years ago 153 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather believe the ethic of every human's equal value or admit that you would save your child's life before an adult foreigner a thousand times over 5 years ago 208 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with your parents in a live broadcast sponsored by every corporation in the world or have Dr. Phil beam into your bedroom every night to make sweet love with you 5 years ago 494 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather deepthroat a cactus or get anally penetrated by one 5 years ago 1,495 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with Vladimir Lenin's embalmed body or HIV-positive honey boo boo 5 years ago 1,610 votes 22 comments 0 likes

Iaretehcute has posted the following comments:

69. 5 years ago +1
A is Higurashi No Naku* Koro Ni. It's about a secret cult in a village that curses everyone to be completely psycho etc. 5 years ago  
Obama is a hologram. 5 years ago +1
Sweden doesn't exist. 5 years ago  
In terms of population it is. 5 years ago +2
Yes. 5 years ago +1
I know. It's become a habit :/ 5 years ago +3
Oh stop it. I feel offended now :C 5 years ago +3
Yep. If you haven't witnessed it with your naked eyes, how can it be true? 5 years ago +2
:D Bara för ditt intresse 5 years ago  
I'd rather listen to Kelis... 5 years ago  
Back in the 18th century, Europe was very strictly influenced by many branches of christianity, while USA had recently created the amendments that still exist today, including religious freedom etc. One theory is that the people in Europe felt a stronger need to disregard the disciplined christian life than USA. At the time, some countries in Europe also went through a "science reinassance", which I think also contributed to our development. 5 years ago  
I like your style. It's very minimalistic, but yet so fascinating. As with many other forms of art: Less is often more. 5 years ago  
Military requires proper discipline. 5 years ago  
It depends on what drugs. If meth, I will go all in like a fcking activist convincing them to the core with "NOT EVEN ONCE". You wouldn't ignore their decisions that easily if you considered the horrible consequences that come with the heavy stuff. 5 years ago  
Good question. 5 years ago +4
I look to the opposite direction. 5 years ago +1
youtube.com/watch?v=zoma6f_xroM best nightmare sim ever. Kinda cheesy voice acting though... 5 years ago  
I think that's what they measure in particle accelerators like in CERN. If there is more energy released from a particle collision than what was put in, you could assume that the added energy came from somewhere/something else. 5 years ago  
You don't come to Russia. Russia comes to YOU! 5 years ago  
Are those some weird shapes you made with paint? 5 years ago  
If it's fate, how would I be able to mess with it? 5 years ago +4
yolo 5 years ago +3
I want it to deliver emails as well. 5 years ago +2
"To give you an example of the magnitude of the error, to believe that the world is less than 10,000 years old, when in fact we know the world is 4.6 billion years old, is equivalent to believing that the width of North America from New York to San Francisco is less than 10 yards. So to believe this you have to be either incredibly ignorant or insane." - Richard Dawkins 5 years ago +2
(A) sounds like a suicide bomber's mindset. 5 years ago +4
Fat, sweaty and ready to rape... Lol. 5 years ago  
Would be awesome :> 5 years ago  
Apple fans love them spinning rainbow balls. 5 years ago +4
The cost of food is WAY higher after 20 years than a bed. 5 years ago +1
Wrong answer. I would totally be a summoner from LoL. 5 years ago  
It's obviously an organization of queers and faggots. 5 years ago +3
The god in the old testament was a b*tch. 5 years ago +2
The death would be so brutal if A. I would just implode into a black hole in space-time. 5 years ago  
Just assumed that everyone has daddy issues... 5 years ago  
Better for the joints. 5 years ago +8
My option is only because of me not being the parent in my family. My mother would probably not approve of option A, and me neither, since I basically know what pain and self-hatred she would have to endure if I died (and I've survived my father's death anyway). A parent losing his/her child is always worse, and you're struck by different "sufferings". If you lose your parent, you get a very strong sense of discomfort and unsafety, and the more responsibility you have for one's survival, the more you will be like the parent losing his/her child. As the parent, you will not only feel the intense long lasting discomfort and separation like the child, but also completely hate yourself and feel a stronger "game over" in life. 5 years ago +1
I think that women living with lazy/unhandy men eventually wouldn't say no to a professional f*cker, assuming that they're that desperate to see another man. 5 years ago  
Most females would definately choose B. 5 years ago  
Hydrophobic things like cinnamon can f*ck your lungs up really bad if you choke on it. 5 years ago +1
I won't ask too much if it's too personal... 5 years ago  
Sounds like a very sketchy situation. :/ 5 years ago +1
Scissors by Slipknot... Just sayin' 5 years ago +3
Holy sh*t that was fcking trippy. No dose of acid could ever come close to that! 5 years ago  
Pretty cool. 5 years ago  
I would meet SCP-173. 5 years ago +1
We're like cancer to other living organisms. 5 years ago +2
Kira = moral justice. L = legitimate justice. 5 years ago +14
Sacha Baron Cohen is an exception. 5 years ago  
:C 5 years ago +1
I know 5 years ago  
If you look closer, you'll see that the alpaca is actually Obama in disguise. 5 years ago +7
I'm not ready for suicide. 5 years ago  
Rebecca Black is serious business. 5 years ago +1
Both are fairly classy and aristocratic, but I find the majesticness to pander more to the right. 5 years ago  
wrecked-er 5 years ago  
LikeasomeboOoOoOoOoOoOoOoDEEH. 5 years ago +3
"I understand the other factors, but you implied that religion is the core to the problems in the Middle East." True, true :p Sorry for bothering you 5 years ago  
Yeah. I was very unclear, sorry :> 5 years ago +1
Dat pic 5 years ago +1
So fcking immature. 5 years ago +3
Usain Bolt pls. 5 years ago  
Atheism is the inevitable result of people growing out of their ignorance, not only because of education, but also because of generally horrible conditions in life. My grandparents stopped believing in god after the hell that their god supposedly put their son through. 5 years ago +1
To your question: US and Middle East are in different stages of development. There are of course other factors that explain why US isn't on the same level as Middle East. I'm not saying there are only religious/cultural reasons for their difference. :) 5 years ago +1
That "statement correction" is irrelevant. I was probably a bit unclear, but you missed my point. My point is that public education is a crucial ingredient for a democracy to work properly, and that the better the education, the harder it will be for evil politicians to exploit the voters. Religion is another weak spot of ignorance that can make the people who possess it extremely exploitable. Just look at the Middle East being ruled by the talibans. It would be a better place if people weren't so afflicted by religious ignorance for example. 5 years ago +2
Yes, society will have to deal with it, which means that (in a democracy) WE have to deal with it. A society where everyone blindly believes in a religious dogma would look like the Middle East. 5 years ago +2
if my only suspect for a murder was a rubber duck, would I be taken seriously, because it's my one and only suspect? 5 years ago +1
I would simply eat its sh*t and die... Cuz y'know, the air pressure and temperature up there. 5 years ago  
Wat is 3 + 3 pls halp 5 years ago +2
'murica wins with South Park and Beavis & Butthead. 5 years ago  
Probably not as complex, but not necessarily weaker. 5 years ago +6
No burnout 5 years ago  
yolo 5 years ago  
Troll science. 5 years ago  
Future movies try too hard to be realistic. 5 years ago +2
Less retarded 5 years ago +2
Sushi, sukiyaki and sushi. 5 years ago  
What if you faced a thick stone wall, or a cliff? 5 years ago  
That thing actually scared me in SM64 back in the day. 5 years ago  
Dog rendering on Xbox Minus One ftw 5 years ago  
My heartbeat... 5 years ago +3
I never asked for this... 5 years ago +1
Let's be real, people... 5 years ago +1
It wasn't that creepy... 5 years ago  
I wouldn't have identity problems with the police, in case they noticed that I never really die. 5 years ago  
Have you considered that you might obliterate her clit with the chainsaw? She would totally let you do that! 5 years ago  
I don't know why I took the time to read this... Lol 5 years ago  
I've heard someone in Brazil died after jacking off 16 times in a row. 5 years ago +1
It touches my feeling so deeply, I can't control my celiac plexus. 5 years ago +3
Duhh... 5 years ago  
LikeasomeboOoOoOoOoOodEEH. 5 years ago +3
It doesn't always have to be directly useful. Education is partially what holds our democracy stable. We could probably vote for another Adolf Hitler if the population didn't know any better. 5 years ago  
Dat salary 5 years ago  
I loved making big ass rollercoasters with a gap after the downhill making them crash all over the place :3 5 years ago  
Because they're generally notorious, and because judging by looks is completely normal. If you didn't, you might as well have approached a KKK-member the same way as a pregnant woman. 5 years ago  
I remember A7X from Rockband. 5 years ago  
If I had to choose. 5 years ago  
Behemoth. 5 years ago  
It depends on the relevance. 5 years ago  
The mute city theme in SSBB is awesome. I heard it yesterday and I figuratively cried rainbows. 5 years ago +2
I liked you in No Country For Old Men. 5 years ago  
B will happen occasionally, regardless. 5 years ago  
You would if you met a KKK-member on the street. 5 years ago +1
Awwwwyeaaah... 5 years ago  
Then I'd just swing a tree to your head, and if I can't find you I'll just shapeshift into Liam Neeson. 5 years ago +1
I'd sell all my coke as well. 5 years ago  
I'd rather they all turned into bacon forever. 5 years ago +1
SO NOT COOL DUDE... 5 years ago +1
Would you use B in public places too? 5 years ago  
If westboro level, it's very hopeless for atheists, but they won't be the annoying ones preaching that god hates fags. 5 years ago  
Rammstein 'n stuff... 5 years ago  
CHUCK FCKING TESTA. 5 years ago  
Actually, neither. 5 years ago +1
Live or die... Make your choice. 5 years ago +1
Eating costs more a month than a bed. 5 years ago  
I would fry yo asses and then shatter them with ice. 5 years ago  
I would attach them to my cat. 5 years ago +6
Name pls? I wanna watch that lol. 5 years ago  
Someone called me names today. Even sentences :C 5 years ago  
Doesn't feel like you'd be as aware of the procedure as between the walls. 5 years ago  
Feels so good -_- But not if I care about my clothes. 5 years ago  
Yep, it's pretty good :) 5 years ago  
Japanese movies. 5 years ago +1
Both are natural, but I don't encourage them. 5 years ago  
There should be something, atleast in another galaxy if not in this one, but unfortinately it takes light from other galaxies millions of years to reach us... 5 years ago +1
Slipknot - Scissors is a good love song. 5 years ago  
Not very complex lifeforms though. 5 years ago  
I remember that I got scared when I first heard Dead Bodies Everywhere back in the day, lol :3 5 years ago  
I haven't heard this one yet. I like the 90s Korn too. 5 years ago  
Quartus Saul - Like Taking Pills is a good song too. Too bad no one has heard of him, lol I'm such a hipster. 5 years ago  
Their view on the world should be as unprivileged to not be questioned as mine. 5 years ago +2
I don't need no life lessons... 5 years ago  
Sieg heil... 5 years ago  
Living in a musical would be hell. 5 years ago  
Igotajarofdiiiirt 5 years ago +2
She's fcking psycho. 5 years ago  
I misunderstood the question lol. I thought you'd live like an elf, being able to actually die. 5 years ago  
As if you aren't already in the prison, waiting to eventually cease to exist. But wait! Maybe you go somewhere after you die? Well, maybe the candle flame also goes to a different realm after it's blown out? Brilliant. And why wouldn't you "go somewhere" if you're able to live for as long as you want? For religious reasons? 5 years ago  
Yep. I've heard that sharks have maintained their shape for ~100m years. 5 years ago  
I like your picture. 5 years ago  
I don't understand why you wouldn't wanna live for as long as you like. Do you really want to suffer through your terminal years that badly? 5 years ago  
Markiplier is less awkward. 5 years ago  
Death Note 5 years ago  
bcanse i are teroras 5 years ago  
Thank you for posting the lyrics to a song. I can now google it and sing along! 5 years ago +2
Yup :) 5 years ago  
The murderer in '1 lunatic 1 ice pick' decapitated the victim (besides fcking the dead body 'n sh*t) and sent the body parts to political parties and elementary schools. Now that is pretty twisted. 5 years ago  
Snuff movies :D 5 years ago  
You won't see many obese professional dancers. 5 years ago  
That's gotta be the most dysfunctional anatomy ever. 5 years ago  
Is it venomous? 5 years ago +1
Beyoncé aint got sh*t on me 5 years ago +7
No, unless a giant sea turtle lands majestically on my window. 5 years ago +2
STOP! Hammer Time!!! 5 years ago  
It could keep you flexible. 5 years ago  
"show me your moves" 5 years ago +1
I view you as JonTron. 5 years ago  
wat? 5 years ago  
I don't see why people need to hate on Twilight. It's just a story for women. Get the fck over it. 5 years ago +4
Singing is useless and overrated. 5 years ago +3
Well, if we want to count in every single species back to when the first sexual organisms came to exist, then we might as well say that we're an evolved variation of jellyfish, which is not necessarily wrong, but I thought you meant that birds ARE dinosaurs. There is also a MUCH bigger genetic difference between birds and dinosaurs than humans and gorillas. I mean, it's 65m years inbetween birds and dinosaurs, and just 2m years inbetween the apes. 5 years ago  
I'm pretty sure that birds don't count as dinosaurs. We aren't gorillas just because humans and gorillas have a common ancestor. 5 years ago  
Hands down. 5 years ago +1
youtube.com/watch?v=RC1d7dw24Gg best scene ever 5 years ago +2
cant handle my swag? 5 years ago  
The author mixed the pictures and answers, then he edited it. 5 years ago  
Euthanasia could still promote indirect murder by forcing suicide. Also, there is already a kind of conditional euthanasia that you can practice (at least in Sweden) if you have a terminal disease. 5 years ago  
On the other hand, the porn industry is already f*cked up and shady as it is. 5 years ago  
True dat. I'd have been a karate kid myself a long time ago just by watching the movie. 5 years ago  
I understand that there comes a time when people eventually just want nothing else but to die. However, a pro-euthanasia law being passed would lead to SO MUCH exploitation. People could practically threaten others by legal means to make them kill themselves. 5 years ago  
Chemistry is a pretty basic education for engineers in general. 5 years ago  
I've heard that Spetsnaz has a special little "ritual" where they prepare their recruits for war by, in the middle of the night, dragging them into a dark room knee-deep in animal blood. It's a kind of mental training. It wouldn't surprise me if it was true, since some of their training techniques are illegal in other countries. 5 years ago +1
How do you survive every month? 5 years ago  
Chocolate Rain. 5 years ago +3
Yup. I also doubt many 16yo:s will voluntarily be abused on video. That's not how it works either. 5 years ago  
I'm 18, and I don't mind girls being two years younger than me at all. I'm sorry people, but girls don't magically become sexy on their 18th birthday. 5 years ago  
Birdemic: youtube.com/watch?v=gzV8Q2fsN0o 5 years ago  
Wtf. I didn't vote for bieber 5 years ago  
Sweden is the Canada of Europe... FYI :3 5 years ago +1
Manbungo < Dragonborn 5 years ago +5
yolo 5 years ago  
Logic isn't good without info. 5 years ago  
Aint got time fo dat 5 years ago  
Yolo 5 years ago +2
Ice is too fragile. 5 years ago  
There are 7 billion in the world right now. Of course people could have come up with it many times over by now. 5 years ago  
-Satan- too. 5 years ago +1
Good point. 5 years ago  
Awesome film. 5 years ago  
ermahgerd illemenateeh 5 years ago +1
Our current work in school is more useless than learning to eat a rock. 5 years ago +4
yolo 5 years ago  
I can date myself. 5 years ago +1
Me too, but the other one is jazzy too, so I don't really mind :> 5 years ago +1
I wouldn't be mad if I woke up in the morning and randomly found out that I'd unknowingly cured everyone's cancer. 5 years ago  
If you are ugly, there is a biological reason behind it. We don't think obese people are sexy because of all the diseases and dysfunctions obesity brings. Girls don't prefer skinny guys (over athletic men) for (usually) ancient, evolutionary reasons, namely because they don't provide very good physical protection. It's often the case that girls have more diverse criteria, like social, and economic requirements in a man. All in all, our purpose in life is just to survive in the long term (partially by letting the strongest genes live on), and for that, we have a primitive mechanism that has the scale called "sexy". I can go on all day about all the factors that play a role in someone's feelings for another person. Feel free to point some other factors that I missed out, and I'll cover them for you. :) 5 years ago  
Why? 5 years ago  
The word "Robot" comes from "Slave". 5 years ago  
y? :C 5 years ago  
Beauty is your natural selection. 5 years ago  
It's obviously because of the superior quality. 5 years ago  
Not dat ass. 5 years ago  
You're still an inmate to your needs. The true freedom is death. 5 years ago +2
I'm a hipster. 5 years ago  
Intelligence in general lies in literature. That explains why you don't remember anything from your infanthood despite having the best memory at that time. 5 years ago  
im 12 wat is this 5 years ago  
I would simply make the world's biggest diamond and sell it for economical independency. 5 years ago  
I'm happy for you to hear that you like hard things up your rectum. 5 years ago  
Is this some kind of internet drama? 5 years ago  
umad 5 years ago  
Mommy, how are babies made? :3 5 years ago +3
Nay for all the weird chemicals being formed in garbage. Flesh is natural. 5 years ago +2
I would be nice to DPRK :3 5 years ago  
How do you know what is true love and what's not? 5 years ago  
I like to be interested for about 10 minutes, and then suddenly decide that their deal sucks and hang up. 5 years ago  
I'd have opened Hitler's heart and made him close the concentration camps 5 years ago +3
Poor Santa :C 5 years ago +4
I love GoW too. 5 years ago  
Author's comment 5 years ago +4
Wrong one. I wouldn't wanna be manipulated by everyone. 5 years ago +3
Fck yeah yolo 5 years ago  
I can't fcking stand high school students. 5 years ago +3
Doesn't all your blood fall down to your head when you bungee jump? I've heard it hurts like hell. 5 years ago  
Peanut butter is for fat 'muricans 5 years ago  
Both. 5 years ago  
I enjoy large posteriors, and I am unable to decieve. 5 years ago +2
A katana? Wtf. 5 years ago  
I'm blue, I'm in need of a guy, if I am green I will die etc. 5 years ago  
I need to take a shower.......... With you MMHHHHYYEEESSSSSSSSZZZ 5 years ago  
"OH JEW" - Adolf Hitler 5 years ago  
It's very relative. 5 years ago +5
Ignorance is bliss. Exercise is awzum. 5 years ago  
I think medieval/ancient-like life (as in a reset) is a considerable possibility in the future if society goes to hell. It doesn't always have to involve human extinction. Though it would be very lame if it was set in a near point in time like year 2030 or some BS. 5 years ago  
I wouldn't purr very often lol. 5 years ago +1
None of them. Especially not A, which implies that the earlier religion-infested civilizations had more equal ethics and morals than today's society. 5 years ago +2
You're lucky they... do nothing... for you BASTARD!!! 5 years ago +1
HURR IMA HOARSE 5 years ago  
So many Asians in Sydney o_o I love Australia 5 years ago  
My eyes on the sides hurr derp :3 5 years ago  
I DO COCCAAIIINNNEEEEE!!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbJABjVH-0k 5 years ago +1
A is so useless. 5 years ago  
Darn hipsters. Haven't you realized how fcking broken 8-bit sh*t is? 5 years ago +4
Do you make these yourself? 5 years ago +1
Zeus n' stuff 5 years ago +1
This fcking song on GH3 O_O I've actually completed it on expert, but the percent wasn't very good... 5 years ago  
I'm trolling. 5 years ago  
It's satirically funny in some context. I wouldn't joke about oppressed women in third world countries, for the sake of their oppression. 5 years ago +2
Life goes on. There's nothing you can do about it. 5 years ago +1
Seriously, it's like a Japanese Microsoft Sam. How do Japanese people like this? 5 years ago +1
Quantum physics. 5 years ago  
So, that's your way of thinking. Who am I to tell others what to believe? It's your life after all :) I personally like the idea of having control over my child's genetic conditions, so that it doesn't possibly ruin his/her life. 5 years ago  
You didn't literally say it, but it looked like you meant it in the last sentence saying "if everyone is perfect, no one would be". And to clear things up about evolution: Perfect is a relative ideal. There is no universal perfection/goal in life. :) 5 years ago  
I always shapeshift into a nostalgiawhore when I hear Enter Sandman. 5 years ago  
I'd say it usually takes 3 seconds. 5 years ago +1
Life isn't a court room. Also, is it still "wrong" if you're factually correct? 5 years ago  
Your daughter died of an inheritable disease last week? Your son is a misfit because he has a genetic dysfunction? Well, too bad isn't it? 5 years ago  
k, I guess you should probably lose some weight. 5 years ago  
Slender is a perfect paranoid schizo-simulation. I don't know anything about Survivors. 5 years ago +1
Perfect does not mean unique. In genetic terms, it just means the ideal genes that fit perfectly to the environment. Blonde haired people do not fit in every climate. 5 years ago  
Why would you roll the dice for your kid to live a normal life? That's just cruel. 5 years ago  
What if the awkward virgin smells like fish? 5 years ago  
Only if you get hit by the edges. 5 years ago  
He/she probably tries to cover up his/her own desire for children. 5 years ago +2
!seY 5 years ago +1
I'd rather mexican monkey 5 years ago +1
I love your questions. 5 years ago +4
Y is A black? Fakking racist 5 years ago +4
B because A is not terrifying. 5 years ago +2
brb dying. yolo 5 years ago +3
A samurai 5 years ago +1
WHO HATH LIBERATED THE HOUNDS 5 years ago +7
Honeyball. 5 years ago +4
How would I even drive it? 5 years ago +1
Only hipsters like the beatles. 5 years ago  
Even if you manage to live a long life, you will probably all want to die when you suffer from some weird terminal disease at age 70. Choose B if you wanna kill our species. 5 years ago  
Better training for humanity. 5 years ago +4
I've heard that the most advanced AI today is as smart as a retarded cockroach. A RETARDED one. 5 years ago +1
Y'all eat bananas in the closet. 5 years ago +3
My unibrow brings all the boys to my page And they're like Whats that on your face Omg like Shave that off 5 years ago  
My homework brings all the asians to the yard, and they're like: It wasn't that hard. 5 years ago +3
Uniduck actually looks pretty creepy, while the retarded running horse is probably inferior to me. 5 years ago +4
yolo 5 years ago +1
Japan. 5 years ago +1
1. Get the fck up, 2. ain't nobody got time for breakfast, 3. walk like a zombie to the bus station. 5 years ago +4
Doesn't matter. Billy the puppet. 5 years ago  
Gay is happy. Happy is gay. 5 years ago +1
tihs a ekat ot deen yllaer I nam tub ,mood ruoy rof pu devas yllanif ev'I 5 years ago +3
Chess. 5 years ago  
It totally depends on the subject. Would I do better solving a sudoku under pressure? Probably not. Would I do better at the gym under pressure? Yes. 5 years ago +3
Spetsnaz are brutal. 5 years ago +1
Will Satan control inflations? 5 years ago +1
Assuming the civil war won't include nukes. Biological agents are fine though. 5 years ago  
Ceilings can actually collapse right above your head. The abstract number "500" isn't out to kill you, or at least I'd like to think so... o.o 5 years ago +2
That's part of the problem with these religious questions. The idea that there is a God beyond our reach and/or understanding is not falsifiable, just like my comment below. You just gotta be rational about it and go with probability. You can however prove (with today's technology) that the earth is not 6k years old. 5 years ago  
I'd assassinate the evil gnome on Saturn that sealed the fate of humanity. 5 years ago +1
You might as well drink bleach. 5 years ago  
I've heard from a scientific study that B is stronger. 5 years ago  
Tanning is a waste of time. You're never gonna tan the whole body on the beach anyway. 5 years ago  
I get depressed during periods of non-training. 5 years ago  
really fcking humid 5 years ago  
Compared to Siberia, yes. 5 years ago  
Never. 5 years ago  
My reason is to survive, and to maybe enjoy sh*t along the way. You're viewed as a very strong human being if you manage to live through a tragedy. 5 years ago  
That is the case in Japan. 5 years ago  
Even though I love L4D, I'm pretty fed up with the zombie trend by now. I'm not being a hipster, I'm just saying trends come and go, just like medieval themes. 5 years ago +2
I don't think our ancestors had sterile norms and were politically correct about their genders, as opposed to our apparently "animalistic" civilization today. 5 years ago  
6, as in a .357 Magnum 5 years ago  
fat/proteins > sugar. A low carb/high fat diet is actually sustainable. 5 years ago  
Yes, true. Movies have their tricks. 5 years ago  
fun fun fun fun FUN FUN FFFUUUUUU... 5 years ago +4
In order to save mankind. 5 years ago  
interesting. 5 years ago  
it'd be pretty useless if one's upper body stayed the same. 5 years ago  
Get with the times, boi. 5 years ago +1
Pirate bay ftw. 5 years ago  
Think about the number of relentless ducks. It's pretty huge, and as you say, they are a good food source, unless they carry some weird flu. 5 years ago  
Those 3 weeks would justify my hatred for that corner. 5 years ago +3
I would annihilate earth if I was to interact with my negative clone. 5 years ago  
Music is just stimuli that we connect to certain situations and conditions in life, like a sound in nature (earthquakes or other phenomena), or simply that time when you heard a random harmonic reggae tune at a barbeque, or a fanbase that you like being part of. 5 years ago  
I would at least try not to be greedy like any other dictator. 5 years ago +1
I'm at absolute zero. 5 years ago  
Survival of the smartest. 5 years ago  
I too find ducks to be really cool. 10/10 5 years ago  
True dat. I'd never have to leave my room ever again. 5 years ago +2
Is that uniporn? 5 years ago +4
I can't solve a sudoku when I'm tired. 5 years ago  
Nobody knows what a schizophrenic psycho may dream of. 5 years ago  
I still have life ahead of me. 5 years ago +1
Daft Punk may have some classic songs, but I like how deadmau5 doesn't give a fck about his image. 5 years ago  
Yup. I still haven't learned to consider past questions. 5 years ago  
Maeryh* 5 years ago +4
It should be the normal production size, nothing really special about it. 5 years ago  
What if the holocaust instead took place today? 5 years ago  
I came up with this question in 10 seconds. 5 years ago  
so does Father ;> 5 years ago  
No one can beat an italian plumber on shrooms. 5 years ago +2
That's the series that got me into anime. It tore my life into pieces so that I could build it up again, lol 5 years ago +1
Don't you see it's a trident 5 years ago  
Now is an appropriate time to ask for a both-button. 5 years ago  
I don't want things to smell like sh*t. 5 years ago +5
Satan looks like Bane in DOTA 5 years ago  
Matsuda FFS... 5 years ago  
Dramaturgy through dancing and arm flailing for 95 % of the movie pls 5 years ago +6
No no. The bad spelling is part of the Uncle Dolan meme, that's what I meant c: 5 years ago  
Google search: Uncle Dolan. It's a brutally corrupted remake of Donald Duck. It's really retarded. 5 years ago  
MUST, FINISH, MY, ESSAY... MUST... NOT... PROCR... shapeshifting seems more useful. You'd probably get captured and contained like an SCP unit if you were to fly over the city one day. 5 years ago  
The cat made me pander to the spider. 5 years ago  
Well. I guess you mean all kinds of science, not only math. 5 years ago  
It would turn out they bluffed, and so you no longer have any gun. 5 years ago +1
I had a feeling L was gay 5 years ago  
Chose it because FMA 5 years ago  
Aren't they pretty much the same? 5 years ago +15
We're inflated anyway. 5 years ago  
DART Vader ftw >>>=========> 5 years ago +3
Maybe it's inherited from his mother. 5 years ago  
Oh you girls and your goals in life. No wonder things are unequal. 5 years ago  
no one 5 years ago  
both are sh*t 5 years ago  
I would live like an elf :3 5 years ago  
I'd probably have ass cancer after 20,000 gallons 5 years ago  
A for girls, B for guys. 5 years ago  
My name is just a symbol 5 years ago  
Your life doesn't end when fake friends die. 5 years ago +1
F*ck potatoes. I have it everyday. 5 years ago  
Hunger Games is stupid. 5 years ago +4
Freddy Krueger ftw 5 years ago +1
no saggy tits or asses in space 5 years ago +4
Spirits or ghosts, if they were real. Everyone can interact with other animals, but I'd be the only one to communicate with the other side. 5 years ago  
Mansions don't cause car accidents. 5 years ago +3
Mom pls 5 years ago  
You had me at planet. lol 5 years ago  
How can an ugly girl be mentally stable? 5 years ago  
Disturbed ftw 5 years ago  
:3 5 years ago  
40 TB RAM... lol 5 years ago +1
A is pornography. B is basically sabotage and most likely genocide. 5 years ago  
I once saw Jon Stewart make Bill O'Reilly sit the f*ck down. 5 years ago  
Not in my precious spare time PLS 5 years ago  
A sounds annoying as hell. I don't mind taking a bit more responsibility for reasoning, if I was motivated to work. 5 years ago +3
just kidding har har har :3 5 years ago +1
Religion doesn't take us anywhere. 5 years ago +7
Would you still die because you considered the risk of dying? If so, option B is pretty useless, since you'd have to be completely retarded and oblivious about everything in order to be resilient against injuries. 5 years ago  
The nostalgia wins, but if it was out of the question, I'd choose King Kong for its quality. 5 years ago  
Regular is too intense for life. 5 years ago  
Politics. 5 years ago +1
I once had a dream where piglet deepthroated winnie the pooh, so no thanks. 5 years ago  
Option B applies to pretty much every good musician out there. 5 years ago  
Men have more persistent criteria. Women can be more exploited by a guy's "personality". 5 years ago +1
Such splendid art. Keep your great work up! 5 years ago +5
Or any other relative or loved one. 5 years ago  
It's like saying "no candle would ever know until it's dead". When a candle is blown out, nothing follows but some smoke. It doesn't get teleported to some other spiritual realm. 5 years ago  
Life is lame. 5 years ago  
I presumed this was an are-you-an-atheist-question. I also didn't take quantum mechanics into account when I answered it. 5 years ago  
No protection may be used. 5 years ago +1
World hunger is a natural regulation that we shouldn't mess with. We don't need 45 billion people on this tiny rock. 5 years ago  
Controller for ergonomics, keyboard and mouse for performance. 5 years ago  
Better drink my own piss. 5 years ago  
I would donate myself to the research of immortality. 5 years ago  
It's all about the social value. I'd never play WoW if no one played it. 5 years ago  
Left if only socialism is included, right if only capitalism is included. 5 years ago  
I think I'd get approached by a few authorities if they caught me flying in public. 5 years ago  
What if the master of lies interacted with the detector of lies? 5 years ago  
you mean Beijing? 5 years ago  
as if you could negotiate with other animals... they are too primitive 5 years ago  
animal language is too primitive. All human languages = global communication and a more developed brain, which leaves you with a less risk of dying of Alzheimer's disease or something. 5 years ago  
knowledge is power. dexterity is overrated 5 years ago  
harry potter is queer 5 years ago  
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