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Joined on August 8th, 2012 (2,505 days ago)

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Would you rather receive Own your own jet pack with unlimited energy or $5,000 6 years ago 507 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Skydive or Win $100 6 years ago 467 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to teleport or Win $500,000,000 6 years ago 410 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drown yourself or Stab yourself to death (very slow and painful death) 6 years ago 1,866 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be an amazing Singer or Athlete 6 years ago 578 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have $1,000,000 in Twenties or Hundreds 6 years ago 341 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Win $100,000 or Develop the ability to fly and become invisible 6 years ago 541 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have an eating disorder or Be addicted to smoking 6 years ago 443 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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For Christmas, would you rather receive Cash or Gifts 6 years ago 612,268 votes 4,264 comments 22 likes
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Would you rather Go to a Project X party in real life or Win $500 6 years ago 287 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Burn someone's house down or Kidnap them and hold them for ransom 6 years ago 482 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be The greatest magician in the world or The greatest ventriloquist in the world 6 years ago 290 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Break the world record for the highest free fall or Walk on the moon for 5 minutes 6 years ago 282 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather win Any car of your choice or Your own helicopter 6 years ago 262 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you think Jose Valverde is the worst closer in baseball? Yes, he's a worthless piece of sh*t or No, he's not that bad 6 years ago 514 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Crap your pants in front of 1,000 people or Piss your pants in front of 100,000 people 6 years ago 527 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you streak in public for $100,000 No or Yes 6 years ago 309 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Which movie is better? Forrest Gump or Apollo 13 6 years ago 929 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always see scary things that aren't there or Always hear disturbing voices 6 years ago 1,034 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather jump into a pool full of Popcorn or Skittles 6 years ago 344 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the ability to Explore other people's dreams or Morph into any animal you want whenever you want 6 years ago 324 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Which one is a better animated movie Shrek or The Incredibles 6 years ago 324 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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If you won or inherited $100,000,000, would you rather Finish high school and go to college or Drop out of high school whenever you want 6 years ago 329 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give up (for live) Pizza or Ice cream 6 years ago 300 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be An average football player or The best ping pong player in the world 6 years ago 682 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live in a world where Everyone hates you or You hate everyone 6 years ago 352 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather paint a large room with Your tongue or The pointy end of a toothpick 6 years ago 345 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Totally lick clean someone's dirty feet or Lick every inch of someone's dirty armpits 6 years ago 225 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat toothpaste or Drink mouthwash 6 years ago 341 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Very little rain or Way too much rain 6 years ago 336 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to a Waterpark or Theme park 6 years ago 357 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go into cardiac arrest or Have a stroke 6 years ago 212 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go to a Zoo or Museum 6 years ago 302 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat food out of a garbage or Eat food that someone has already chewed 6 years ago 225 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a total loner, but have really really nice stuff or Be really popular and have really crappy stuff 6 years ago 273 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Bowl a perfect game or Hit a hole in one on a par four 6 years ago 285 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to prison for the next 20 years or Be sued for everything you have, you'll be in debt until you die 6 years ago 267 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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For breakfast, would you rather eat Cereal or Poptarts 6 years ago 341 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a permanent sex change or Cut off one of your arms 6 years ago 1,265 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Climb Mount Everest or Go to the moon 6 years ago 309 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you were invisible for a day, would you rather Steal something or Go up to the people you don't like and beat the sh*t out of them 6 years ago 432 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to breathe underwater for any duration of time or Have freeze/heat vision 6 years ago 319 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smoke two packs of cigarettes a day or Drink six cans of alcohol a day 6 years ago 221 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smoke four packs of cigarettes a day or Drink three cans of alcohol every day 6 years ago 422 votes 27 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a Stroke, and survive or Heart attack, and survive 6 years ago 278 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have the name of Dick Head or Harry Balls 6 years ago 240 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Dog food or Octopus 6 years ago 422 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Who is the worst team in NFL history? Detroit Lions or Cleveland Browns 6 years ago 354 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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For someone who severly hurt and traumatized the ones you love, would you rather See them in prison for the rest of their life or Torture and slowly kill them yourself, you get away with it guilt free 6 years ago 1,296 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play Tiny Tower or Flick home run 6 years ago 217 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Amazing in one sport, but terrible in every other sport or Descent in every sport 6 years ago 333 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Grow up to be the biggest nerd in school with no friends, but become a multi-millionaire or Grow up to be the coolest person in school with a lot of friends and only be in the lower middle class 6 years ago 341 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Smell like shit until you die or Look like shit until you die 6 years ago 214 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hijack a car or Rob a bank 6 years ago 277 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Three legs or Four arms 6 years ago 596 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lose time off during the school year, but have a longer summer vacation or Have more time off during the school year, but have a shorter summer vacation 6 years ago 516 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Very intelligent, but be known as an asshole or Very dumb, but be known as being friendly, funny, and awesome 6 years ago 346 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you remember 911? No, I was too young or Yes, it feels like yesterday 6 years ago 334 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have warm, but cloudy weather everyday or Have cool, but sunny weather everyday 6 years ago 338 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drive Drunk or When you are so tired that its impossible to stay awake 6 years ago 289 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Surgeon or Astronaut 6 years ago 344 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Do you live East of the Mississippi or West of the Mississippi 6 years ago 308 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Shortstop or Quarterback 6 years ago 244 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A talking dog or A talking teddy bear 6 years ago 515 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Cough up blood or Vomit like crazy 6 years ago 260 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather have A football for a head or A cheeseburger for a head 6 years ago 1,009 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always talk to yourself or Always talk to inanimate objects 6 years ago 1,365 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather dress as Santa Claus or The Easter Bunny 6 years ago 252 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather See everything in only black and white or Have blurred vision even with glasses 6 years ago 2,253 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Strawberries or Grapes 6 years ago 302 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which one is a better baseball movie? The Sandlot or Field of Dreams 6 years ago 248 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Win American Idol, but not be well known or Not win American Idol, but still make it to the top 3 or 4, and become famous and well-known 6 years ago 652 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be constipated or Have sleeping problems 6 years ago 273 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have A farting problem or A burping problem 6 years ago 253 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to a professional sports game or Go to a waterpark 6 years ago 2,208 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Unlimited bacon or Unlimited chocolate/chocolate bars 6 years ago 375 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Chocolate cake or Vanilla cake 6 years ago 331 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather punch Your 80-year-old grandma in the face or Your 2-year-old brother 6 years ago 293 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Orange Juice or Apple Juice 6 years ago 855 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Who's more badass Mark Wahlberg or Bruce Willis 6 years ago 311 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be FORCED to have sex with the ugliest, fattest, and grossest person you know for 24 hours straight (everyone you know finds out) or Take a pocket knife, stab yourself in the chest, and then run into a wall with it 6 years ago 1,790 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Jump off a cliff with a blindfold on or Jump off a cliff two times taller without a blindfold 6 years ago 318 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat your own poop or Drink gasoline 6 years ago 274 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you take a poop in public and then eat it for $1,000,000 Yes, its worth it or No! I'd rather die 6 years ago 626 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Eyeballs the size of golf balls or Teeth the size of computer keys 6 years ago 507 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Two super powers of your choice or Unlimited money 6 years ago 3,913 votes 40 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have X-ray vision, but have no control over it or Have super speed, but have no control over it 6 years ago 447 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you found $100,000 or more on the sidewalk, knowing that the money is real and no one will see you, would you keep all of it Yes or No! 6 years ago 415 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have permanent brain damage or Be paralyzed from the neck down (for life) 6 years ago 310 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drive with Your feet or One finger 6 years ago 376 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Hit a brick wall head on going 40 mph or Hit a speed bump going 100 mph 6 years ago 352 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which ride is better Dragster or Millennium Force 6 years ago 227 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Who is more stupid Peter Griffin or Patrick Star 6 years ago 354 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have 3 wishes (can't wish for money or more wishes) or $100,000,000 6 years ago 371 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather smell like Cinnamon or Bacon 6 years ago 316 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Grow your fingernails for a year or Go six months without brushing your teeth (No mouthwash, no flossing, no dental visits) 6 years ago 284 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die all your hair neon green for a year (hair color cannot be changed) or Shave every hair off your body for 2 years (hair cannot grow back) 6 years ago 289 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take a 100 mph fastball to the face or Have Mike Tyson punch you in the face as hard as he can 5 times 6 years ago 259 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather be known as a Creeper or A thief 6 years ago 305 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Drink your pee for $10,000 or Eat your poop for $100,000 6 years ago 290 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Rat Poison or A small bomb 6 years ago 274 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Receive $1,000,000 right now or One penny today and have it double every day for the next 30 days 6 years ago 562 votes 28 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get stung by 20 wasps at the same time or Get bit by one rattlesnake 6 years ago 298 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be killed by A tornado or A tidal wave 6 years ago 273 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be killed by Michael Myers or Jaws (non-robotic) 6 years ago 273 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather compete in the Hunger Games or Triwizard Tournament 6 years ago 332,661 votes 1,858 comments 14 likes
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Would you rather Put your face in boiling water for 5 seconds or Fully place your legs in lava for 20 seconds 6 years ago 263 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drive a Ford or Chevrolet 6 years ago 433 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Sunkist or Sprite 6 years ago 342 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always lose or Never play 6 years ago 380 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Eat an entire stick of margarine or Snort a tablespoon of salt 6 years ago 289 votes 7 comments 1 like
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Would you rather build a Snow fort or A sand castle 6 years ago 361 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be made out of LEGOS or K-nex 6 years ago 285 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Fairy Godparents or Pixies 6 years ago 740 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get rid of taxes forever or Have everything cost half of what is does right now 6 years ago 335 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be in the Marines or The Air Force 6 years ago 303 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a Police Officer or A Fireman 6 years ago 326 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Age backwards from birth or Age 2 times faster from birth 6 years ago 304 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be forced to listen to terrible music for the rest of your life or Never listen to music again 6 years ago 386 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have fun, amazing dreams every night for the rest of your life or Find $200,000 6 years ago 372 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Take a week-long vacation to outer space or Win $5,000,000, but can't travel to outer space 6 years ago 687 votes 20 comments 1 like
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Would you rather Be caught by the teacher passing a love note in class (teachers reads the note out loud to the class) or Be caught passing a picture you drew of the teacher as being stupid, fat, and ugly 6 years ago 1,424 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have to always wear 3-D glasses or Have to always wear a Rich Pennybags (monopoly guy) mustache 6 years ago 308 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always wear snowshoes or Always wear scuba flippers 6 years ago 260 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have One 100 dollar bill or Five 20 dollar bills 6 years ago 373 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Grow Tusks or Grow Antlers 6 years ago 275 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be forced to listen to nothing but Justin Beiber all day every day for the next 30 years or Be deaf 6 years ago 290 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have your house burn down or Have your brand new $100,000 car stolen 6 years ago 309 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always come in second place in every contest you enter or Come in dead last 4 out of 5 times, but always come in first every 5th try 6 years ago 194,458 votes 654 comments 1 like
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Would you rather eat Skittles or M&Ms; 6 years ago 424 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have Fairy Godparents or A genie 6 years ago 408 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be half your height or Double your weight 6 years ago 1,547,087 votes 8,683 comments 57 likes
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Who was the better Willy Wonka? Gene Wilder or Johnny Depp 6 years ago 282 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have breakfast with George Washington or Have dinner with Abraham Lincoln 6 years ago 291 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the ability to fly or Have the ability to time travel 6 years ago 315 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be the strongest person in the world or Be the fastest person in the world 6 years ago 311 votes 10 comments 0 likes

Jakeg has posted the following comments:

Hell isn't real you stupid cunt 5 years ago  
God is a b*tch 5 years ago  
I'm an atheist so "god" can kiss my ass. 5 years ago +1
You should die that's how stupid you are. 5 years ago  
Retard 5 years ago +1
Let's put it this way, Mitt Romney is a multi-millionaire, tax evading, uncompassionate, women-hating, dog despising, homophobic, anti-union, anti-minority, anti-medicare and medicaid, social security hating, theocratic, plutocratic politician running a viciously negative campaign to become president of god's chosen nation. Vote for Romney for president if you want your life to f*cking disintegrate. 6 years ago  
Money is everything. 6 years ago  
Republicans are arrogant 6 years ago +5
Rhode Island is probably the size of my county. 6 years ago +2
Yes, Romney is an asshole, I would take a monkey for a president over Romney, at least monkeys are loyal. 6 years ago  
And that is why America is one of the greatest countries in the world, we have the best holidays, the best military, our flag is on the moon, baseball, we speak proper English, Bing, Microsoft, World War champions, real football, Facebook, most athletic, most beautiful landscape, freedom, FREEDOM, I can go on forever. 6 years ago +2
Yah, an intelligent man who wants to take money away from hard-working people. 6 years ago  
I'll pay for my house in cash 6 years ago +1
Jim Joyce's call was in the top 10 worst calls in the history of professional sports. 6 years ago +3
Republicans are bigger assholes than democrats. 6 years ago +4
Michigan weather sucks. 6 years ago  
Mom is the better cook. 6 years ago  
At least the haunted house is shelter. 6 years ago +6
Yes 6 years ago  
Nothing is worse than Twilight, NOTHING 6 years ago +2
I'm not afraid now but in 60 years I'll be. 6 years ago  
I couldn't find a picture 6 years ago  
Option 2 sounds like fun 6 years ago  
The first one would suck 6 years ago +1
Pancakes are the sh*t 6 years ago +3
At least New England is good, try being a lions fan, I'm used to disappointment. 6 years ago  
This is a really tough question. Both teams have never been to the Super Bowl, I'm from Detroit, being a lions fan is embarrassing, but I'm still a fan 6 years ago +1
Batman doesn't have x-ray or heat vision, he cant fly at the speed of light 6 years ago  
That picture of Michael Myers made me sh*t my pants 6 years ago +2
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