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	58% 42%	If you have a crush on a girl who is in a relationship, is it okay to fetch her over? No, it's selfish to split up their relationship and her boyfriend will be all alone. or Yes. After all, she decides who she wants to be with.	5 years ago	173 votes	12 comments	0 likes
	68% 32	Would you rather Australia or New Zealand	6 years ago	238 votes	16 comments	0 likes
	41% 59%	Would you rather take a bath in a river with a huge brush like a cowboy or in a fountain	6 years ago	220 votes	3 comments	0 likes
	58% 42%	Would you rather have sex in outer space or underwater	6 years ago	240 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	23 77%	Would you rather help a bug get on its legs before it's eaten by a hungry bird or feed the hungry bird with corn	6 years ago	238 votes	15 comments	0 likes
	31 69%	Would you rather whistle your gf/bf in the ear; when she/he asks you to stop you burp in her/his ear or make slurping disgusting noises close to her/his ear while eating a juicy fruit	6 years ago	160 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	83%	Would you rather do a puzzle with 10,000 pieces and looks beautiful or 100 pieces but its hard because all pieces look the f*cking same?	6 years ago	221 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	40% 60%	Would you rather draw something realistic using a reference or completely out of your imagination	6 years ago	235 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	25 75%	Who's better pippi longstocking or peter pan	6 years ago	200 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	48% 52%	Would you rather kill your most hated object with a steamroller or a chainsaw	6 years ago	250 votes	16 comments	0 likes
	82%	Would you rather go through a hard time during ten years but man up and in the end it will become a strength; nothing can beat you down anymore or have a rather easy life but be fragile, get hurt easily and be overwhelmed by small things	6 years ago	191 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	88%	Would you rather cut down a tree or plant a tree	6 years ago	284 votes	11 comments	0 likes
	56% 44%	Would you rather have a monkey that washes your dishes (needs lots of bananas) or have a chicken that lays an egg everyday and two eggs on a sunday (needs earthworms)	6 years ago	245 votes	13 comments	0 likes
	55% 45%	Would you rather destroy all freeways and plant trees instead or destroy old houses and build new ones with straw	6 years ago	253 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	69% 31	Which mohawk looks better? this one or this one	6 years ago	221 votes	6 comments	0 likes
	31 69%	Would you rather burn everything to ashes or destroy everything with a wrecking ball	6 years ago	207 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	55% 45%	Would you rather everytime you freak out insult objects or throw with objects	6 years ago	200 votes	6 comments	0 likes
	45% 55%	Would you rather buy everyone a drink in a bar or buy one person all their drinks until they're drunk	6 years ago	213 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	63% 37	Would you rather put 100$ on a horse during a horse race or participate in a horse race	6 years ago	179 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	25 75%	Would you rather have an underwater kiss or a kiss in the rain	6 years ago	235 votes	15 comments	0 likes
	34 66%	Would you rather find a treasure deep in the ocean or find a treasure in your grandfather's garden	6 years ago	220 votes	11 comments	0 likes
	51% 49%	Would you rather a partner who is extrovert or who is introvert	6 years ago	4,075 votes	13 comments	0 likes
	44% 56%	Would you rather be extrovert or introvert	6 years ago	231 votes	16 comments	0 likes
	55% 45%	Would you rather do a fantastic striptease and show it all or drop your clothes at the nude beach and stay there for an hour	6 years ago	272 votes	2 comments	0 likes
	28 72%	Would you rather hug a moron or hug a stranger	6 years ago	282 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	77% 23	Would you rather hug a tree or hug a street lamp	6 years ago	304 votes	2 comments	0 likes
	58% 42%	Would you rather get free hugs or give free hugs	6 years ago	297 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	73% 27	Would you rather swiim with dolphins in the open sea or swim with turtles in the open sea	6 years ago	299 votes	17 comments	0 likes
	26 74%	Would you rather sell your whole life (including friends, family, belongings, job a.s.o) for 1 billion dollars and start a completely new life or have 1 billion dollars and pay it to buy everything you've ever lost in your life (including friends a.s.o)	6 years ago	275 votes	5 comments	0 likes
	72% 28	Would you rather have a digital watch or a watch with hands	6 years ago	269 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	70% 30	Would you rather reggae or ska	6 years ago	184 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	60% 40%	Would you rather play chess or checkers	6 years ago	356 votes	18 comments	0 likes
	32 68%	Would you rather be member of a club for laugh yoga or normal yoga	6 years ago	297 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	63% 37	Would you rather meditate or pray	6 years ago	321 votes	5 comments	0 likes
	73% 27	Would you rather ride a zebra or a llama	6 years ago	307 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	37 63%	Would you rather read the official basic rules of rugby (168 pages) or 100 pages of the holy bible	6 years ago	799 votes	22 comments	0 likes
	49% 51%	Would you rather put all your money on red or black	6 years ago	531 votes	13 comments	0 likes
	76% 24	Would you rather be proud of who you are or humble, never really feel proud of yourself	6 years ago	279 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	83%	Would you rather be addicted to love, inundate everyone with love and affection or misantrophe. people suck.	6 years ago	1,207 votes	12 comments	0 likes
	48% 52%	Would you rather at school/ work photocopy your butt and give the picture to your boss/ teacher or tell your boss/teacher that you love him/her, give him/her a kiss and a bouquet of flowers	6 years ago	3,139 votes	40 comments	0 likes
	73% 27	Would you rather have a passion for karate, kick boxing, gangsta rap and flowers or MLP, the color pink, cheerleading and melodic death metal	6 years ago	297 votes	18 comments	0 likes
	52% 48%	Would you rather work in a kindergarten or work as a mascot in an amusement park	6 years ago	372 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	28 72%	Would you rather change the diapers of ten random babys or look after a baby for a whole day	6 years ago	309 votes	5 comments	0 likes
	85%	Would you rather milk ten cows or help a cow to give birth	6 years ago	355 votes	4 comments	0 likes
	31 69%	Would you rather grow your own vegetable (at least 3 different sorts) or plant an apple tree	6 years ago	427 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	56% 44%	Would you rather go to rap concert and lift a poster "rap is crap" or go to a metal concert and sing Justin Bieber's "Baby"	6 years ago	372 votes	14 comments	0 likes
	67% 33	Would you rather have sex with your partner in your car during a traffic jam or on a plane toilet and the door is out of order and doesn't lock	6 years ago	1,721 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	51% 49%	Would you rather have another hairstyle every day for one week or dye your hair red and keep it red for one week	6 years ago	500 votes	8 comments	0 likes
	58% 42%	Would you rather (right now) scream as loud as you can or shut down your fuc*ing computer and spend the rest of the day outside	6 years ago	474 votes	25 comments	0 likes
	80% 20	Would you rather donate sperm/ egg cells or get yourself sterilized	6 years ago	281 votes	5 comments	0 likes
	27 73%	You have to hold a speech in public. Would you rather talk about your preference for cow poo or the most embarrassing moment in your life	6 years ago	275 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	59% 41%	Would you rather be interviewed on tv or find a picture of yourself in the newspaper	6 years ago	283 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	27 73%	Would you rather say "i love you" to a stranger and mean it or give him/her a bouquet of roses and not say anything	6 years ago	1,297 votes	16 comments	0 likes
	65% 35	Would you rather have a real conversation with a bum (must last at least half an hour) or look after a stranger who's completely drunk	6 years ago	276 votes	6 comments	0 likes
	30 70%	Would you rather take part in a trial or talk show	6 years ago	277 votes	2 comments	0 likes
	38 62%	Would you rather give your boss a mouthful and tell him that he's an incompetent b*tch or play strippoker with your boss of the opposite gender	6 years ago	298 votes	3 comments	0 likes
	41% 59%	Would you rather pilot a big plane or a helicopter	6 years ago	316 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	58% 42%	Would you rather participate in a hot-air balloon race or bike race	6 years ago	309 votes	9 comments	0 likes
	49% 51%	Would you rather build your own home or furniture	6 years ago	786 votes	12 comments	0 likes
	70% 30	Would you rather live in a treehouse or live in a big tent	6 years ago	319 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	92%	Would you rather invite a bum to your house and let him sleep and sh*t in your bed for three days or sleep on a park bench for three days, without any pillow or blanket	6 years ago	424 votes	11 comments	0 likes
	62% 38	Would you rather listen to In Flames or Soilwork	6 years ago	127 votes	7 comments	0 likes
	44% 56%	Someone pulls you out of your bed at 5A.M.to show you a beautiful sunrise. Would you rather punch him, then go back to sleep or stand up, watch the beautiful sky and not go back to sleep	6 years ago	329 votes	16 comments	0 likes
	62% 38	You live on the 20th floor in a building without elevator and the only toilet is on the first floor. Would you rather run down the stairs everytime you got the runs or secretly take a sh*t out of the window everytime you got the runs	6 years ago	289 votes	6 comments	0 likes
	58% 42%	Would you rather perform your favourite song at a music festival with 100.000 people staring at you or run over a football pitch during an important match with 15.000 supporters (underwear allowed)	6 years ago	824 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	55% 45%	Would you rather wear evil banana or friendly apple	6 years ago	388 votes	10 comments	0 likes
	28 72%	Would you rather sparkling or still	6 years ago	309 votes	14 comments	0 likes
	67% 33	Would you rather cook an awesome meal for your love, assuming that you had all the skills you'll need in the kitchen or take him/her to an awesome restaurant assuming that you had enough money to pay the bill	6 years ago	1,343 votes	6 comments	0 likes
	90%	Would you rather collect stamps or coins	6 years ago	315 votes	8 comments	0 likes

Johnnyjoe has posted the following comments:

whoa you're so tough. Try to chill	5 years ago
First you should buy a T-shirt...	5 years ago	+1
you save a life that ends many other lives...	5 years ago
neither, I would lmao	5 years ago	+3
This makes me dream	5 years ago
yeah but first you should check if there's any dog poo on the lawn	5 years ago	+1
If it said father I would have picked yes. But moms are just awesome.	5 years ago	+2
Because it's f*cking beautiful :)	5 years ago	+1
both are bad	5 years ago	+6
Everytime it says "your" instead of "you're", I know the question is by jamien. :)	5 years ago	+2
lol this reminds me of the german Oktoberfest	5 years ago	+1
:)	5 years ago
that's untrue	5 years ago
That would be cool	5 years ago
It would be a dream :)	5 years ago	+1
perfect food and wine. better weather	5 years ago
perfect weather	5 years ago	+1
easiest question ever	5 years ago	+1
Nice question	5 years ago	+6
You should switch the photos	5 years ago	+10
Fapping and wiping my ass are the only things I do with my right hand...	5 years ago
A would be cool because I never know what to say	5 years ago
neither, it just makes girls look ugly	5 years ago	+1
Neither is better, both ar just sick.	5 years ago	+4
You know that you can skip and see the results?	5 years ago	+3
the only real pizza	5 years ago
it landed on the rim	5 years ago
Saw is just disgusting	5 years ago	+4
I would build a treehouse	5 years ago
ikr? :o	5 years ago
both	5 years ago	+1
UK: bad food, worse weather; France: Good weather, awesome food	5 years ago
Top Gear UK :)	5 years ago	+4
That's what I'm going to do in a couple of months :)	5 years ago	+1
He looks less homosexual	5 years ago	+2
I paint and draw stuff	5 years ago
I'm an artist...	5 years ago	+6
you make me hungry you cunt	5 years ago
who cares? either way I'm f*cking dead.	5 years ago	+3
"Californication" is by far the best.	5 years ago	+2
What juice?	5 years ago
I give them trees the co2 that I breathe out	5 years ago
no taxes	5 years ago
Prison Break	5 years ago
easiest qusetion ever	5 years ago
austrians always want to go to germany. lol.	5 years ago	+1
right in the middle	5 years ago
those chicks...	5 years ago
take a sh*t down the window	5 years ago
too expensive	5 years ago	+1
absolute optimist :)	5 years ago	+1
Hard one. They are both really pretty	5 years ago	+4
both :)	5 years ago
It would be depressing to be "just friends" with someone that I like that much.	5 years ago	+5
Drop it while it's still inside the chicken	5 years ago	+6
make everyone happy	5 years ago	+1
It means seize the day.	5 years ago
I don't even feel alone when I'm not with them	5 years ago
they are living beings :(	5 years ago	+5
3 > 2	5 years ago	+3
B isn't that bad, saves energy. Just put a plastic bag around the cup and close it immediately after you used it.	5 years ago
lol	5 years ago	+2
because he looks crazy	5 years ago
I would get dreadlocks :)	5 years ago	+2
with the pirate girl in the picture :)	5 years ago
god, you're so ignorant	5 years ago	+2
both would suck	5 years ago	+3
you don't know anything about japanese	5 years ago
will he bring me eggs at Easter?	5 years ago
dwarves are badass	5 years ago	+2
and fight	5 years ago
my crush and I are not very talkative anyways	5 years ago
when it's asleep. the rest of the time it's annoying	5 years ago
lol cologne is in germany, not france.	5 years ago	+1
baseball is gay	5 years ago
yep. I like romance much.	5 years ago
no. they take baths. with candles and stuff :)	5 years ago	+1
i have friends who are real hippies. They are among the nicest people i've ever met	5 years ago
what if a person is nice on one day and a d*ck on the following day? Does their appearance change then?	5 years ago
hippies are awesome?!	5 years ago
i don't play with food	5 years ago
you lucky bastard	5 years ago
and drop packages full of love	5 years ago
ask them directly to marry you :)	5 years ago
never had an oreo	5 years ago
option b would make me feel secure and dream about having a mom	5 years ago
lol	5 years ago
option B is retarded	5 years ago	+6
lol there's this boy at school who is called helium boy because he has an extremely high voice, and his sister has an extremely deep voice	5 years ago	+5
i hate video games, they make me freak out	5 years ago
at least i don't have to eat turkish yogurt	5 years ago
i know this isn't very classy but Vagina	5 years ago
hunt mushrooms and fruit	5 years ago
summer of love all the f*cking way :)	5 years ago	+1
the homosexual one wouldn't be a good guardian.	5 years ago
I'd rather be the peace and love maker	5 years ago
there are different types of intelligence; I'm smart for certain things and dumb for other things	5 years ago	+8
the whole world is my home :)	5 years ago
which enemy?	5 years ago
option B is good	5 years ago
a friend of mine is a vegan prostitute :)	5 years ago
Punk goes pop?hahaha, how ridiculous is this. There's no way punk goes pop.	5 years ago	+2
Are you f*cking dumb?	5 years ago
faux hawk is boring -.-	5 years ago	+1
not gonna marry that fat chick at the bus stop	5 years ago	+1
less intelligent	5 years ago
a beautiful lesbian :)	5 years ago	+1
no	5 years ago	+5
how lazy :D why don't you want to contribute something to society?	5 years ago
a combination of both would be badass	5 years ago
so nothing or nothing	5 years ago
i always freak out when i lose	5 years ago	+1
no	5 years ago
i watch some movies only for the images :)	5 years ago
put a cork in your butthole	5 years ago	+4
working at home would be boring, so option A all the way	5 years ago	+1
no, you always first do the multiplication. So it's 40x0=0, and then 40+0=40 and 40+1=41	5 years ago
the nature is my home	5 years ago
OMG hinata...	5 years ago	+1
i like holes	5 years ago
i thought she was strong	5 years ago
the journey is the goal. it will make you stronger	5 years ago
then why do you have a picture of a pink pony	5 years ago	+11
i love both	5 years ago
both	5 years ago
the journey is the reward	5 years ago
unfortunately	5 years ago	+1
option B is me	5 years ago	+9
what the hell is a mineturtle?	5 years ago
yes and then i dreamed that i woke up! And i really believed I was awake but actually i was still dreaming...	5 years ago	+2
sign language	6 years ago
there's still hope :P	6 years ago
good question ;)	6 years ago
some people are scared of those huge eyes...	6 years ago	+1
only me for nirvana so far? WTF???	6 years ago	+1
if everyone only cares about themselves then everyone is cared about :)	6 years ago
shorter	6 years ago	+4
old crap or new crap....	6 years ago	+3
I swear i saw it when I was in Scotland!	6 years ago	+2
that no one will believe ;D	6 years ago	+2
both are super cool	6 years ago	+3
Rooney is a real beast :D	6 years ago
i love you maddy	6 years ago
because those allegedly power-saving light bulbs contain a lot of dangerous toxic substances like mercury and they're by far not as powersaving and durable as assumed. I'd rather use candles :)	6 years ago
lol L is so much like me	6 years ago
english as a foreign language	6 years ago
she's so cute	6 years ago
i will never arrive in new zealand if i go by foot	6 years ago
lol	6 years ago	+2
19 here	6 years ago	+2
every year on christmas i try to stay awake for a very long time to see him once, but i fall asleep everytime JUST before he arrives...	6 years ago	+5
i wonder if the cello was the only instrument they were allowed to play when they were kids...	6 years ago	+3
you girls ask weird questions :D	6 years ago	+2
i love both so much! i'm very visual	6 years ago
that would be mean :(	6 years ago
AAAAAA THE SCHOOL IS ON FIRE! WE NEED TO GET OUTTA HERE! :D	6 years ago
origin of life: organic compounds formed the first unicellular organisms and then more complex living beings. Meaning of life: there is no	6 years ago
i don't think it's that cold?	6 years ago
yep i think so :)	6 years ago
none, they're all disgusting	6 years ago	+3
already know both :/	6 years ago
damn, these guys look like chickens in a battery farm	6 years ago	+2
i don't give a sh*t about youtubers -.-	6 years ago
option A sounds good :)	6 years ago
that doesn't mean that they don't prefer one of them	6 years ago
colours :)	6 years ago
angels make me feel safe :)	6 years ago
I'm a slim over-eater	6 years ago	+1
me too! :O	6 years ago
bugs are awesome, let them alive! :(	6 years ago
you can keep your head over water. option A would be problematic indeed, but don't take it so seriously, japanese guy :)	6 years ago	+7
aranged marriage doesn't mean forced marriage	6 years ago
you drink your own blood	6 years ago
better pic	6 years ago	+1
yes there would	6 years ago
german and french	6 years ago	+1
u wish	6 years ago
f*ck maturity :D	6 years ago	+2
that'd be awesome :D	6 years ago
i had to read shakespeare for school, but tbh i only remembered the sexual allusions :/	6 years ago
i feel ya	6 years ago
thanks for your tip, girl	6 years ago
i find humans rather easy compared to animals	6 years ago
it just takes longer so take your time :) if you do one piece per day you will have finished in about 30 years :D	6 years ago	+3
yes	6 years ago
19	6 years ago
that's because they are both gay.	6 years ago	+1
fruit loop would be romantic as hell	6 years ago	+4
B is impossible	6 years ago
that's my dream	6 years ago
hinata is amazing	6 years ago	+1
cannabis-cookies :D	6 years ago
an old mustang	6 years ago	+1
prison break is the best show i've ever watched	6 years ago
how long do you have to wait until you can do it again?	6 years ago	+3
both scared me	6 years ago
awww they're cute	6 years ago
i don't need no f*cking car	6 years ago	+5
what a taste...	6 years ago
both	6 years ago
you're dumb	6 years ago
unnecessary energy consumption	6 years ago
they have a big moon	6 years ago
do the moonwalk	6 years ago	+1
:O	6 years ago
:O	6 years ago
they need to be punished in order to change, but everyone deserves to live and be happy.	6 years ago	+2
junkie girls give the best bjs	6 years ago
lol whiney b*tches	6 years ago	+1
lool	6 years ago
yeah :)	6 years ago	+1
you're cool.	6 years ago
hell no, people are awesome! i wanna make love to everyone! (almost)	6 years ago
telling my boss she's a b*tch would end with sex as well	6 years ago	+1
horror movie	6 years ago	+1
there is no comparison	6 years ago
the only game i really enjoyed was zelda on my n64.	6 years ago	+1
the good-looking one	6 years ago
already lived in germany and it was awesome	6 years ago
thanks :)	6 years ago
balançoire	6 years ago	+4
exactly	6 years ago
you might be right on the fact that not every human is born good, there are always exceptions. But what if you were born with the brain of a serial killer? it's like being born in india: you would have no control of it and it wouldn't be your fault. as a result, you don't deserve anything bad happening to you. and i'm not only talking about crappy childhoods, but EVERY influence on people's lives. of course there are people who had a crappy childhood and then turned into good people, but WHAT made them turn into good people? again outer influences. every single thought you have is influenced. some are lucky with these influences, others aren't. so, you see, your outlook on this is ignorant. the freedom of the choices we take in our lives is a pure illusion.	6 years ago
ketchup is disgusting	6 years ago	+1
lol their smile on the left picture looks so forced	6 years ago	+4
a subtle smile	6 years ago
that's not good for your karma	6 years ago
i dont care about either	6 years ago	+1
fly to the country of peace and love, far far away from here *.*	6 years ago
does any of them have an option for vegetarians?	6 years ago	+1
do you like pasta?	6 years ago
i like foreigners but i like them in their own country	6 years ago	+3
i don't want a girlfriend who takes part in a vanity contest	6 years ago	+5
i love to go through life barefoot	6 years ago
10 years ago it wasnt colder than now	6 years ago
but you see, its not very convincing to claim that it will get warmer without ANY sign of it...	6 years ago
you're right, i didnt express myself correctly. i wanted to say that it didnt get warmer at all since they invented global warming	6 years ago
it's a really awesome car. apparently you have no idea.	6 years ago
i don't get why people still believe in this sh*t. they claim that the temperature on earth will raise every year, but since theyve said that it didnt get warmer at all. i remember last year we had a really cold winter which lasted almost for four month and it wasnt warm at all during the whole year. how ignorant can people be?	6 years ago
mini cooper, the best car in the world :D	6 years ago	+1
everyone is naturally good and loving.	6 years ago
superbad wasn't even funny, it was just moronic -.-	6 years ago	+1
they are not sassy. they're just attention whores.	6 years ago	+3
if she has a crush on me i might get her to have sex with him	6 years ago
well i wouldnt say that south africa is just like america, but at least you can live there	6 years ago
i don't believe in any gods but i believe in enlightenment	6 years ago	+2
Are you serious? Because everyone has the right to live and to be happy, no matter what they have done. I believe that everything we think or do, we think and do it because of outer influences we have no control of. This might not be the best example for what i mean, but if youre born in india and raised by an indian family you will believe in hinduism. And it's the same with murderers; you have no idea what they went through in their lives. Of course they have to be punished and to go to prison in order to change and in order to protect others. But they deserve mercy. They need help. And they have a right to happiness. because every human being is essentially good and loving. Its because of ignorance that we hate others and thats why there is so much war and violence in this world :(	6 years ago	+1
i like small breasts	6 years ago
i asked this before	6 years ago
i'm vegetarian and i love the taste of meat, but it's not that hard to pass on it. and it's morally right.	6 years ago	+1
she is funnier because of her tits? -.-	6 years ago
they dont deserve that :(	6 years ago	+1
i'm straight. well maybe theyre not ugly but they're not my type at all	6 years ago
-________- both ugly	6 years ago	+4
nah they suck	6 years ago	+4
ronaldo sucks -.-	6 years ago	+5
put a cork in his butthole	6 years ago	+1
for once i see pictures of pretty women on this site. not the usual tasteless crap	6 years ago	+5
what kind of monarchy are we talking about here? because most states having a monarchy today have elections too and the monarch only represents the state but has no power.	6 years ago	+5
hm with math and science skills you get a good job. with literary skills you get loads of contacts and people will trust and follow you. i'd pick option B.	6 years ago
thats too bad, it seems to be such an awesome place :(	6 years ago
whats so bad about living there?	6 years ago	+1
no one will ever know	6 years ago
emos are whiny and gay and copied the goth style of dress	6 years ago	+3
i've always wanted to have a camera like this one	6 years ago
it would be boring if they won every year	6 years ago	+1
yeah probably youre right	6 years ago
can't you swim or what	6 years ago	+2
i'm gonna have this one	6 years ago	+1
can i come around?	6 years ago	+1
the one on the right is the original mohawk but the other one is also a mohawk	6 years ago
german, french and english	6 years ago
lol i love painting and im going to try it with my nose :D Can i use only my nose?	6 years ago	+4
i already speak 3 languages. about 6500 to go :)	6 years ago	+1
wow. there should be more people with coloured hair	6 years ago	+1
we would become friends	6 years ago	+1
i love them	6 years ago	+2
yeah	6 years ago
well you were lucky then. but in general i think you shouldnt have all too high expectations. if i waited for someone who was REALLY like me i would probably stay lonely for the rest of my life. and everyone has sexual needs. sex is a good thing, i just find it kinda harsh of you to call those people pervs.	6 years ago	+1
it was a fake?	6 years ago
hmm i used to have high criteria and the few girls i really liked were taken, so this can be very frustrating. at a certain moment i didnt want to wait anymore	6 years ago	+1
cause you feel attracted to them and when we are talking about celebrities you might know their personality	6 years ago	+1
option A would be amazing	6 years ago	+1
why	6 years ago	+1
everyone deserves mercy	6 years ago	+4
spongebob would try to rape me	6 years ago	+1
dont sun rays hit earth every day?	6 years ago	+8
+-6	6 years ago
option a is called a restaurant critique and probably the best job in the world	6 years ago	+5
in a treehouse :)	6 years ago
a german friend of mine went to georgia and the students asked her whether in germany people had cellphones and cars and whether she liked hitler...	6 years ago	+4
ronaldo sucks and is arrogant	6 years ago	+2
i would get a very thin mohawk before knowing if i lost the bet. if i had to shave the half of it it would look almost the same and still look awesome	6 years ago
so you picked him because you want his money	6 years ago
you can change your eye colour wearing contact lenses	6 years ago	+1
you cant generalize that. some home schooled kids are more social than public school kids	6 years ago	+2
both would probably turn me into a heartless asshole	6 years ago	+1
why aren't they right about evolution?	6 years ago	+2
at least i would get some fresh air	6 years ago
very true. i find it ridiculous that feminists would call me sexist for saying the same thing.	6 years ago
how is that a bad question? if i lost 30 lbs i would probably be dead or look like a skeletton. option B sounds nice tho	6 years ago	+1
the problem with surfing is that you need a beach. but if you want to skate you can just go outside and there you go. love skating :)	6 years ago
yes, i'm ready for the Hurricane festival in northern germany :)	6 years ago	+4
i hate swmming	6 years ago
prison break was the best show ive ever seen	6 years ago	+1
Luna all the way :)	6 years ago	+1
italy has the best food and the best artists of the world and the people are f*cking romantic, i love that. The spanish like to kill bulls and their sportsmen are doped :/	6 years ago	+3
no -.-	6 years ago	+6
the military IS criminal, even if they just execute orders	6 years ago
nice question!	6 years ago
hmm dickens is more of a dreamer and orwell is more of a thinker. i prefer dreaming.	6 years ago
Anna Karenina is a really great book and i love Tolstoy's way of thinking	6 years ago
i'm a boy, but black is beautiful	6 years ago	+5
calories are my friends and i need more of them cause im too skinny	6 years ago
haha 60% voted for option B, but actually most people still believe every single sh*t the gov says	6 years ago
capitalism gives everyone the opportunity to achieve anything whereas in a communist society everyone isnt equally wealthy, but equally miserable	6 years ago	+7
lol you would only need log2(100000000)=26,575 => 27 days to get 1 million dollars	6 years ago	+2
wow. that's probably the only acceptable reason for choosing option A.	6 years ago
moved to another country two years ago and im still there	6 years ago
JB is an arrogant wannabe	6 years ago	+3
so is mcdonalds	6 years ago
there's no prove they really did that.	6 years ago
I want it to be sunny and hot all year!	6 years ago
i consider my life as over at age 40, if i die at age 50 its ok	6 years ago	+3
everything is forgivable	6 years ago
last year i hated my life, now everything's pretty cool :)	6 years ago
i only made an account to stay in touch with friends from far away.	6 years ago	+2
already am. and why would it be better to be tall than small? i love being small!	6 years ago
i know. but maybe it will change by itself after some time	6 years ago
easter eggs for easter, rest of the time normal eggs...	6 years ago	+1
yes and no	6 years ago
i think you can change that. i used to be introverted too.	6 years ago
me too but im rather extroverted myself	6 years ago
in the end neville starts something with luna (by far the coolest girl of the books),so i'd rather be him than malfoy	6 years ago
darjeeling	6 years ago
party all the way :D	6 years ago
oh cmon, whats wrong with making little jokes about this? but im not surprised about you taking me so damn seriously ;) btw i have a girlfriend and we love each other ;) and let me guess: you have no sense of humor at all, you're just annoying and not that good looking so no boy is interested in you and thats why you developed a dislike for them and that's the reason you're such a petty-minded feminist? because i noticed that most feminists are quite ugly...	6 years ago	+1
who cares about old questions	6 years ago
i need my weekend beer	6 years ago	+1
i would be scared as sh*t if i saw my future self	6 years ago	+3
i wish there was a life after death even if i dont think there is	6 years ago
messy hair can be beautiful too	6 years ago	+8
neither	6 years ago	+1
omg this rollercoaster looks amazing! where is it? i have to go there	6 years ago	+1
ping pong is amazing and it's really hard to become very good at it so definitely option B	6 years ago	+1
boxers look good on girls!	6 years ago	+3
lol thank you for the links i laughed my a ss off	6 years ago
i'd die for my love but not for my best friend	6 years ago	+3
I'd rather have a job without co-workers	6 years ago	+5
https://www.rrrather.com/view/15655#comment303978	6 years ago	+1
actually its much more harmful!	6 years ago
eww dietary products	6 years ago	+8
already know both	6 years ago
criticize doesn't mean make fun of	6 years ago
we'd party together. if only i had the chance to party every night	6 years ago
Росси́я ми́лая голу́бушка	6 years ago	+4
lithuania is beautiful. what astonished me is that there were much more girls than boys in the nightclubs of vilnius	6 years ago	+2
"cogito ergo sum" is dumb. the fact that you think doesnt prove you exist.	6 years ago
very easy.	6 years ago
oh yes she does	6 years ago	+2
i think both would be fun!	6 years ago
that's dumb -.-. everyone should have the right to express his opinion even if you dont agree	6 years ago	+4
more than one in four people know the truth that's quite satisfying :)	6 years ago	+4
what is slender man?	6 years ago
same :)	6 years ago
yeah but most other sports are f*cking boring	6 years ago	+3
im a painter so..	6 years ago	+2
easy. not a fan of porn anyways	6 years ago	+1
magic mushrooms from thailand O.O	6 years ago
they didnt want to come anyways because i wanted to wear hawaii shorts	6 years ago
huh?	6 years ago
protects the blood vessels from accretion and makes the blood thinner. people who drink a little alcohol have a 20% smaller mortality risk than people who dont drink at all. the problem is that its hard to say how much is the best quantity	6 years ago
girly girls suck	6 years ago	+3
I'm not a whore who sells myself so neither, thanks	6 years ago	+3
EWWWWWWWWW	6 years ago	+3
i would get dreadlocks if i dont wash my hair :D	6 years ago
yes! a world without videogames would be great	6 years ago	+1
the mayans wrote their calendar on a rock that wasnt big enough to add the years after 2012	6 years ago
alcohol is healthy if its consumed in small quantities...	6 years ago	+5
already live without mom :(	6 years ago	+1
already do this i think?	6 years ago
wtf PES is so much better	6 years ago
the first would be very useful during history classes	6 years ago	+3
i guess anything would be better than mcdonalds	6 years ago	+2
i think it's a good idea to legalize it: first of all because the markets of marihuana and hard drugs would be separated. if its illegal and you buy it at the black market you automatically get in touch with hard drugs and pot is often mixed with other toxic substances. So having it legalized, the quality of pot would be way better. Also, the cultivation of marihuana is integrated in almost every culture and there have never been any problems of addiction. In fact, nicotine makes you much more addicted than the THC of marihuana.	6 years ago	+2
lol nice profile pic	6 years ago
hmm i wouldn't want to lose my friends at school because of that	6 years ago
sounds like you've done that before?	6 years ago	+2
dryer is a waste of energy. i think we already exaggerate using a dishwasher; washing dishes by yourself is not that hard work. However, soon we gonna have to reduce our energy consumption anyways.	6 years ago	+5
not even gonna read that sh*t	6 years ago
i still cant believe how much better cyrus looks now. in my opinion shes one of the few stars who really are attractive	6 years ago	+2
dykes are hot	6 years ago
if i was superman could i put on another outfit? cause that one sucks	6 years ago	+2
good one	6 years ago
lol	6 years ago
new zealand	6 years ago
lol i have a friend with a unibrow and an afro. he's f*cking hilarious	6 years ago
don't know what either of these are	6 years ago	+1
revenge means suffering (even more)	6 years ago
iran	6 years ago
its funny how love can change people for the better	6 years ago	+5
lol, it IS a democracy	6 years ago
smart is better becaues its produced by mercedes	6 years ago
since Lamborghini was bought out by Audi they are better than ferrari	6 years ago
enjoy the sight, but don't touch me	6 years ago
;)	6 years ago
rather kill myself	6 years ago	+2
NEITHER	6 years ago	+1
if only it was possible	6 years ago
if she doesn't know whether you like it or not it's rape. you just wouldn't charge her with it.	6 years ago
easy choice. you can go to a foreign country for two months then you know the language	6 years ago
idk who this sam fischer is so idgaf	6 years ago
girls are cute. it's a pity they take hours shopping, cry way to easily and won't STFU	6 years ago	+5
both. i should move to Swaziland where you can marry as many women as you want	6 years ago
reminds me that monster from pan's labyrinth :O eyes in the palm look amazing and would be much more useful than eyes on the back of your head	6 years ago	+5
the world can't just start to exist like that. i think nothing created the universe, it's always been there.	6 years ago
greed is the reason we have a financial crisis	6 years ago	+4
small ones	6 years ago	+1
i would never want my gf to feel guilty! i would want her to be happy again so it would best for her not to know. and what's in it for me if she's grateful when i'm f*cking dead anyways? what a disappointing result	6 years ago	+2
there aren't many celebrities who are really attractive...	6 years ago	+1
éclairs au chocolat	6 years ago	+2
the result is satisfying so far :)	6 years ago
honestly i like girls with flat chests	6 years ago	+5
i'm disappointed	6 years ago	+2
im voting in october	6 years ago
i would be rich	6 years ago
kfc is so disgusting!	6 years ago	+2
*Borussia	6 years ago	+1
i wish i could forget all that sh*t	6 years ago	+1
i love both :)	6 years ago	+1
cyrus, but only because she changed her look...	6 years ago
definitely the one on the left	6 years ago	+1
both ugly	6 years ago
i had to learn both	6 years ago
ive been living on the countryside for almost two years now...at first it was nice but after a certain time i got bored. gonna move to a big city soon	6 years ago	+3
i hate horses	6 years ago	+2
f*ck money. friends are everythinig	6 years ago	+3
it is pasta indeed	6 years ago	+2
definitely kat	6 years ago	+1
the winter will be hard...	6 years ago	+10
pink is the crappiest artist i know	6 years ago
already am	6 years ago
religion in principle is a good thing. but it's raped by so many people and it's used as an excuse to go to war	6 years ago	+3
the sound is way better on vinyl	6 years ago	+1
attack of the killer tomatos :)	6 years ago	+2
both	6 years ago	+1
if i were god i would abolish memory	6 years ago
i'm an artist ;)	6 years ago
neither	6 years ago	+3
ONLY 24% FOR LIZ VICIOUS WTF. sasha grey seems awesome too tho	6 years ago
you don't say?!	6 years ago
there are worms so tiny that you can hardly see them	6 years ago	+2
depends...often a rebellion is incited by an organization of a few people who want to take over the governance and in the end nothing has changed...	6 years ago	+3
already did that. goths are awesome, beautiful and i love their style	6 years ago	+3
gaming sucks	6 years ago
5 boys, 5 girls :)	6 years ago	+1
i really like her, even if i'm not that much into that kind of music	6 years ago
i really need to go to germany right now but i don't know how cause i have to go to school too :/ that would solve the problem	6 years ago
i try to be as honest as possible	6 years ago
just looked up "weiner"	6 years ago
i didn't know they asked stupid questions to be on that sh*tty list. that's ridiculous lol	6 years ago
they're kinda ugly :/	6 years ago	+10
invent a more comfortable sort of toilet paper or something like that...	6 years ago
i loved this game!! And i didn't know there was a new one?! :O	6 years ago	+3
both not really my type. the silver eyelids look stupid	6 years ago
lol	6 years ago
yeah and you're italian so you know what you're talking about	6 years ago	+1

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