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Joined on January 3rd, 2017 (896 days ago)

Last login was 82 days ago

Votes: 2,482

Questions: 11 view

Comments: 141

Profile views: 6

Jonahb has submitted the following questions: voting view

Would you rather Legally change your last name to Beiber or Never eat popsicles again 1 year ago 97 votes 9 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Save a random child from a pedophile or Give ten children with cancer a Nintendo Switch 1 year ago 84 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather wear a shirt Two sizes too big or One size too small 1 year ago 86 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat Blancmange or Salted Caramel Chocolate Tart 2 years ago 227 votes 10 comments 0 likes
Would you rather have been born in time to explore the Earth or Universe 2 years ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather No phone for two weeks or No computer for a month 2 years ago 80 votes 12 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Two good friends and nobody else or A bunch of acquaintances 2 years ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
Would you rather get caught Eating a booger or Scratching down there 2 years ago 210 votes 8 comments 0 likes
Would you rather do Extreme Spots or Jellyfishing 2 years ago 126 votes 7 comments 0 likes
Would you rather eat A bowl of cat food or Two rotten tomatoes 2 years ago 188 votes 6 comments 0 likes
Would you rather Reach the end of the rainbow or Get $1000 in cash 2 years ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes

Jonahb has posted the following comments:

I won't even get in bed away... 8 months ago  
My son is 25 and I wasn't awful before he moved out 8 months ago  
18+ 8 months ago  
I'm a bass singer so the peeps in my acapella group can have the Johnny Cash and Avi Kaplan voice. Sex is great, bass singing is better! 8 months ago  
This is a great ethics question, show it to people for a social experiment. 1 year ago  
Steal from someone on the brink of death (and will not recover) 1 year ago  
1. Bring back my loved ones 2. Get any musical instruments for free and be a virtuoso at every one 3. Solve all environmental problems and never let them happen again 1 year ago  
Solve any drinking water problems and stop hurricanes. Easy enough. 1 year ago  
How about solar? 1 year ago  
I could do a lot more with $10M 1 year ago +1
My weakness is attractive girls 1 year ago +2
Controlling weather could stop natural disasters 1 year ago  
And Jesus needs love, not hate 1 year ago  
Personally I think neither should be illegal. How about homophobia be illegal instead? 1 year ago  
Justin Beiber is a dead meme 1 year ago +1
All the time, one with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind... cause when you're wearing that one... special... sweater... 1 year ago  
Why doesn't Plankton give the money to somebody else to buy him a patty? 1 year ago  
That means either a man loves another man, or a woman loves a man. 1 year ago  
I'm Catholic and I support gay rights, and while I do not understand it, I support it 100%. 1 year ago  
I can now prove aliens are real by collecting their semen and showing it to the government!! 1 year ago +2
Pic on the left is hot 1 year ago +3
I'm Catholic and I support gay marriage 1 year ago  
Women are EQUAL, not BETTER 1 year ago  
Yes; they did something by becoming the laughingstock of the world! 1 year ago  
Well I'm at least a man. 1 year ago  
Can I visit another country, though (for life?) 1 year ago  
They made a movie about constipation... it still hasn't come out yet! 1 year ago +3
You never said it wasn't sterilized... 1 year ago +1
A makes me vomit, B makes me vomit, but McDonald's has at least ONE thing that doesn't make me vomit; $1 coffee with free refills! (At the one I live near.) 1 year ago  
I don't like fast food burgers, I prefer pub burgers. 1 year ago  
McDonald's fries are gross, Wendy's fries are better 1 year ago  
We teach sex ed at school, and we give oral presentations, if you know what I mean... 1 year ago  
Polar bear 1 year ago +1
Ain't nobody got time for that 1 year ago +1
Lobster 1 year ago  
But not as old as yo momma! 1 year ago  
Use Twitter 1 year ago  
u never said if i'm dead... 1 year ago  
Who else clicked because of Miley Cyrus? 1 year ago  
*Your 1 year ago  
Quiero dinero, also I'm gay. 1 year ago  
Rainbow 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
My pinkie toe 1 year ago  
I'd rather pay for college with that money 1 year ago  
My clothing is made by humans 1 year ago  
You never said the jaguar had to be alive! 1 year ago +1
Could go watching girls shower... 1 year ago +2
Did I have to be on the cord that second? I mean, I could've been adjusting it and then it broke. 1 year ago +2
I don't know the spinal chord on my guitar. (Check your spelling.) 1 year ago  
I could date a blind guy 1 year ago  
People would think I'm a pedo if the other happened, also, I like men 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
What if the train was a toy train? 1 year ago  
I'm gay, can't get one pregnant 1 year ago  
jonahb, I am your father! 1 year ago  
Ain't nobody got time to f*cking read that 1 year ago  
yo momma 1 year ago  
1000 cricket tablets 1 year ago  
didn't say it had to be all at once 1 year ago  
1000 Cricket tablets 1 year ago  
I didn't see this coming and I've never heard about it. 2 years ago  
Didn't say how I was beaten, I may have been beaten in a game of chess... 2 years ago  
Rebecca ain't that bad, it's just her song "Friday" sucked. 2 years ago  
Rebecca ain't that bad, it's just her song "Friday" sucked. 2 years ago  
No treble 2 years ago  
Wish for the ability to wish for money, wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, get famous, boom! 2 years ago  
If a lesbian voted on B they'd have to eat meat! 2 years ago  
You never said how hard it was and what ball, maybe I got hit with a dust ball... 2 years ago  
You never said how hard the hit was 2 years ago  
You never said how hard the hit was 2 years ago  
Yeah and I'm American, you don't know how to spell 2 years ago  
This is a pretty sh*tty question 2 years ago  
You must get in a pretty crappy situation when it happens... 2 years ago  
What's next? Sequined milkshakes? Bow-tie french fries? 2 years ago +1 That's "Peanut putter" right there, I don't put that on my sandwich. 2 years ago  
Never said the lions were alive... 2 years ago +16
i did nazi this coming 2 years ago  
Did you hear that? 500 words! Yeah I know! (Spongebob reference) 2 years ago  
My camp is a Holiday Inn Express 2 years ago  
I skip school during the summer 2 years ago +1
Steal kisses ;) 2 years ago  
+Talcum Powder You roasted them 2 years ago  
If the baby is hurting the mother, then yes. But just to get rid of it, no. 2 years ago  
I got framed for jaywalking. 2 years ago +1
I didn't read this well 2 years ago  
Yo momma so stupid she got hit with a cup and she said she got mugged! 2 years ago +1
I'd be the victim of theft... a stolen kiss! 2 years ago +1
I'd steal one penny from 100 million people 2 years ago  
OHHHH! 2 years ago  
You never said they had to be alive 2 years ago +2
I'd steal kisses ;) 2 years ago +3
Prohibition is where they tried banning alcohol. But that failed, so if smoking became illegal, it would fail too. 2 years ago  
Probably guilty of jaywalking, you never said how bad the crime was 2 years ago  
That wouldn't be very humerus at all. 2 years ago  
Yo momma so fat she uses Saturn as a fidget spinner 2 years ago  
Suicide 2 years ago  
I could find the equation to healing, then use it to fix them... 2 years ago  
Sign language anybody? 2 years ago  
Hell's not real 2 years ago +1
I bet the way you spell is dumb. 2 years ago  
3500th like 2 years ago  
What's so great about dumb old Texas? 2 years ago  
LMFAO 2 years ago  
May the mass times acceleration be with you 2 years ago  
Don't want to live on this planet anymore 2 years ago  
I'm gay 2 years ago  
and counting 2 years ago  
You have it your way either way 2 years ago  
Didn't say the words had to be in another language 2 years ago  
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea! 2 years ago  
I'm gay 2 years ago  
I'm gay 2 years ago  
Like if you're reading in 2017 2 years ago  
Guess what money can buy 2 years ago +1
If you don't know how to use apostrophes then you must not be very good at English class. It's "I'm" not "Im"! 2 years ago  
The kid will keep the flame burning! 2 years ago  
Actually I'd rather molest YOU, stupid question creator! 2 years ago  
Put a plastic bag over my tongue and wear a hazmat suit over my body, there I did it! 2 years ago  
I'm smart and valedictorian at my school 2 years ago +2
I wanna be an astronaut; maybe have my kids in space! 2 years ago  
1000th like! 2 years ago  
I'm 13 2 years ago  
Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! 2 years ago  
Muscle weight 2 years ago  
But yo momma is so fat she can't walk, I thought... 2 years ago  
Yo momma so black she went to night school and got marked absent. 2 years ago  
penis 2 years ago  
It relies heavily on Denmark's economy, thus it should stay with Denmark. 2 years ago  
shorter 2 years ago  
I love Dire Dire Docks theme song! 2 years ago  
Tetris 2 years ago  
I'm gay 2 years ago  
I'm a male and I completely support the idea of all genders becoming doctors. But I'm a male, males understand ales better, so I'd have to go with males. 2 years ago  
Which balls? 2 years ago  
If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-Rex was so angry. 2 years ago +1
Santa's not real. 2 years ago  
It's perfectly normal 2 years ago +1
I've got no sister 2 years ago  

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