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Joined on January 3rd, 2017 (778 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 2,398

Questions: 11 view

Comments: 141

Profile views: 6



Jonahb has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather Legally change your last name to Beiber or Never eat popsicles again 1 year ago 96 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Save a random child from a pedophile or Give ten children with cancer a Nintendo Switch 1 year ago 80 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear a shirt Two sizes too big or One size too small 1 year ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Blancmange or Salted Caramel Chocolate Tart 1 year ago 212 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have been born in time to explore the Earth or Universe 1 year ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather No phone for two weeks or No computer for a month 1 year ago 80 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Two good friends and nobody else or A bunch of acquaintances 1 year ago 82 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get caught Eating a booger or Scratching down there 1 year ago 206 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do Extreme Spots or Jellyfishing 1 year ago 113 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat A bowl of cat food or Two rotten tomatoes 1 year ago 185 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Reach the end of the rainbow or Get $1000 in cash 1 year ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes

Jonahb has posted the following comments:

I won't even get in bed away... 4 months ago  
My son is 25 and I wasn't awful before he moved out 4 months ago  
18+ 4 months ago  
I'm a bass singer so the peeps in my acapella group can have the Johnny Cash and Avi Kaplan voice. Sex is great, bass singing is better! 4 months ago  
This is a great ethics question, show it to people for a social experiment. 9 months ago  
Steal from someone on the brink of death (and will not recover) 11 months ago  
1. Bring back my loved ones 2. Get any musical instruments for free and be a virtuoso at every one 3. Solve all environmental problems and never let them happen again 11 months ago  
Solve any drinking water problems and stop hurricanes. Easy enough. 11 months ago  
How about solar? 11 months ago  
I could do a lot more with $10M 11 months ago +1
My weakness is attractive girls 11 months ago +1
Controlling weather could stop natural disasters 11 months ago  
And Jesus needs love, not hate 11 months ago  
Personally I think neither should be illegal. How about homophobia be illegal instead? 11 months ago  
Justin Beiber is a dead meme 11 months ago +1
All the time, one with a collar, turtleneck, that's the kind... cause when you're wearing that one... special... sweater... 1 year ago  
Why doesn't Plankton give the money to somebody else to buy him a patty? 1 year ago  
That means either a man loves another man, or a woman loves a man. 1 year ago  
I'm Catholic and I support gay rights, and while I do not understand it, I support it 100%. 1 year ago  
I can now prove aliens are real by collecting their semen and showing it to the government!! 1 year ago +2
Pic on the left is hot 1 year ago +3
I'm Catholic and I support gay marriage 1 year ago  
Women are EQUAL, not BETTER 1 year ago  
Yes; they did something by becoming the laughingstock of the world! 1 year ago  
Well I'm at least a man. 1 year ago  
Can I visit another country, though (for life?) 1 year ago  
They made a movie about constipation... it still hasn't come out yet! 1 year ago +2
You never said it wasn't sterilized... 1 year ago +1
A makes me vomit, B makes me vomit, but McDonald's has at least ONE thing that doesn't make me vomit; $1 coffee with free refills! (At the one I live near.) 1 year ago  
I don't like fast food burgers, I prefer pub burgers. 1 year ago  
McDonald's fries are gross, Wendy's fries are better 1 year ago  
We teach sex ed at school, and we give oral presentations, if you know what I mean... 1 year ago  
Polar bear 1 year ago +1
Ain't nobody got time for that 1 year ago  
Lobster 1 year ago  
But not as old as yo momma! 1 year ago  
Use Twitter 1 year ago  
u never said if i'm dead... 1 year ago  
Who else clicked because of Miley Cyrus? 1 year ago  
*Your 1 year ago  
Quiero dinero, also I'm gay. 1 year ago  
Rainbow 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
My pinkie toe 1 year ago  
I'd rather pay for college with that money 1 year ago  
My clothing is made by humans 1 year ago  
You never said the jaguar had to be alive! 1 year ago +1
Could go watching girls shower... 1 year ago +2
Did I have to be on the cord that second? I mean, I could've been adjusting it and then it broke. 1 year ago +2
I don't know the spinal chord on my guitar. (Check your spelling.) 1 year ago  
I could date a blind guy 1 year ago  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH! LIVIN' OFF A PRAYER! 1 year ago  
People would think I'm a pedo if the other happened, also, I like men 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
What if the train was a toy train? 1 year ago  
I'm gay, can't get one pregnant 1 year ago  
jonahb, I am your father! 1 year ago  
Ain't nobody got time to f*cking read that 1 year ago  
yo momma 1 year ago  
1000 cricket tablets 1 year ago  
didn't say it had to be all at once 1 year ago  
1000 Cricket tablets 1 year ago  
I didn't see this coming and I've never heard about it. 1 year ago  
Didn't say how I was beaten, I may have been beaten in a game of chess... 1 year ago  
Rebecca ain't that bad, it's just her song "Friday" sucked. 1 year ago  
Rebecca ain't that bad, it's just her song "Friday" sucked. 1 year ago  
No treble 1 year ago  
Wish for the ability to wish for money, wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, get famous, boom! 1 year ago  
If a lesbian voted on B they'd have to eat meat! 1 year ago  
You never said how hard it was and what ball, maybe I got hit with a dust ball... 1 year ago  
You never said how hard the hit was 1 year ago  
You never said how hard the hit was 1 year ago  
Yeah and I'm American, you don't know how to spell 1 year ago  
This is a pretty sh*tty question 1 year ago  
You must get in a pretty crappy situation when it happens... 1 year ago  
What's next? Sequined milkshakes? Bow-tie french fries? 1 year ago +1
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/52/09/91/52099197e5a0ff366941dc975208f3eb.jpg That's "Peanut putter" right there, I don't put that on my sandwich. 1 year ago  
Never said the lions were alive... 1 year ago +16
i did nazi this coming 1 year ago  
Did you hear that? 500 words! Yeah I know! (Spongebob reference) 1 year ago  
My camp is a Holiday Inn Express 1 year ago  
I skip school during the summer 1 year ago  
Steal kisses ;) 1 year ago  
+Talcum Powder You roasted them 1 year ago  
If the baby is hurting the mother, then yes. But just to get rid of it, no. 1 year ago  
I got framed for jaywalking. 1 year ago +1
I didn't read this well 1 year ago  
Yo momma so stupid she got hit with a cup and she said she got mugged! 1 year ago +1
I'd be the victim of theft... a stolen kiss! 1 year ago +1
I'd steal one penny from 100 million people 1 year ago  
OHHHH! 1 year ago  
You never said they had to be alive 1 year ago +2
I'd steal kisses ;) 1 year ago +3
Prohibition is where they tried banning alcohol. But that failed, so if smoking became illegal, it would fail too. 1 year ago  
Probably guilty of jaywalking, you never said how bad the crime was 1 year ago  
That wouldn't be very humerus at all. 1 year ago  
Yo momma so fat she uses Saturn as a fidget spinner 1 year ago  
Suicide 1 year ago  
I could find the equation to healing, then use it to fix them... 1 year ago  
Sign language anybody? 1 year ago  
Hell's not real 1 year ago +1
I bet the way you spell is dumb. 1 year ago  
3500th like 1 year ago  
What's so great about dumb old Texas? 1 year ago  
LMFAO 1 year ago  
May the mass times acceleration be with you 1 year ago  
Don't want to live on this planet anymore 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
and counting 1 year ago  
You have it your way either way 1 year ago  
Didn't say the words had to be in another language 1 year ago  
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea! 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
Like if you're reading in 2017 1 year ago  
Guess what money can buy 1 year ago +1
If you don't know how to use apostrophes then you must not be very good at English class. It's "I'm" not "Im"! 1 year ago  
The kid will keep the flame burning! 1 year ago  
Actually I'd rather molest YOU, stupid question creator! 1 year ago  
Put a plastic bag over my tongue and wear a hazmat suit over my body, there I did it! 1 year ago  
I'm smart and valedictorian at my school 1 year ago +2
I wanna be an astronaut; maybe have my kids in space! 1 year ago  
1000th like! 1 year ago  
I'm 13 1 year ago  
Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze! 1 year ago  
Muscle weight 1 year ago  
But yo momma is so fat she can't walk, I thought... 1 year ago  
Yo momma so black she went to night school and got marked absent. 1 year ago  
penis 1 year ago  
It relies heavily on Denmark's economy, thus it should stay with Denmark. 1 year ago  
shorter 1 year ago  
I love Dire Dire Docks theme song! 1 year ago  
Tetris 1 year ago  
I'm gay 1 year ago  
I'm a male and I completely support the idea of all genders becoming doctors. But I'm a male, males understand ales better, so I'd have to go with males. 1 year ago  
Which balls? 1 year ago  
If God didn't want us to masturbate, he would've made our arms shorter. Maybe that's why the T-Rex was so angry. 1 year ago +1
Santa's not real. 1 year ago  
It's perfectly normal 1 year ago +1
I've got no sister 1 year ago  

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