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Joined on June 6th, 2015 (1,537 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

Votes: 10,351

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Comments: 1,632

Profile views: 228


I like piano.


Jonahkun has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather be Blue-haired but funny or Brown-haired but boring 2 years ago 77 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Pay $10 for healthy foods or Pay $2 for junk foods 3 years ago 58 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Mozzarella sticks or String cheese 3 years ago 70 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Pretzels (the bagged kind) or Doritos (comment which ones are best) 3 years ago 108 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Chuckles or M&Ms 3 years ago 110 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you got a bad grade even though you deserved a 100%, would you rather Accept the facts, you got a D or Have a word with your teacher about it 3 years ago 95 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Heterosexuals become homosexuals, and vice versa; while bisexuals and asexuals trade orientations or Christians become Jews; and vice versa, while Muslims and Buddhists change religions; atheists and people of religions not mentioned changed 3 years ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather in China... People can keep having children until they have two girls and one boy (so that the population won't severely drop due to men being unable to find wives) or The one-child policy remains 3 years ago 123 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to have sex once every three years for the rest of your life or Give a lot of money to an abandoned church that doesn't function and never will 3 years ago 152 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a small face or Have a big mouth 3 years ago 362 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Do you use correct grammar on the Internet? Yes or No 3 years ago 170 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Love gay ponies or Collect worthless items 3 years ago 207 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have bright blue Teeth or Hair 3 years ago 308 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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I have the diamond badge! Hey hey there, new diamond! or Meh, anyone can get it 3 years ago 90 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The world goes goodbye, but you can rule over the Martians or Die 3 years ago 127 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a Bible signed by Jesus or Be famous 3 years ago 172 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Are you a(n) Optimist or Pessimist 3 years ago 503 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather judge someone based on Looks or Personality 3 years ago 178 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be charitable but be a 9-year-old and ugly or Be hot and outgoing but be selfish 3 years ago 128 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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As soon as you get a notification, do you... Check the notification or Wait 3 years ago 401 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die at age 30, but have an amazing experience every day from now on or Live to be 90, but have to live the life you live now 3 years ago 121 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have the diamond badge or Make a question that gets more than 15,000 votes 3 years ago 132 votes 51 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Every time you see your crush/significant other/fiancee/spouse, you barf acid on their face or Be a kind and caring soul, however, you are a balloon for the rest of your life 3 years ago 131 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a comment highlighted in yellow (like on a highly voted/commented question)? Yes or No 3 years ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather live as yourself, with all the possessions and knowledge you currently have, in... the 1840's in America on the prairie or 200 years in the future from today 3 years ago 112 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to go on Facebook one hour a month or Have to speak English forever, and never be able to say four-or-less-letter words 3 years ago 124 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (if you were a guy) Have a mega penis but take the risk of hurting someone or Have a small penis and have no risk 3 years ago 356 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Shit acid instead of poop or Every time you hear someone say the word "the", you get aroused (as a guy) 3 years ago 117 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you think that someone with a gold medal (for posting comments), a gold trophy (for posting questions), a super star (for getting 50+ thumbs up on comments), and a gold crown (for getting 15+ Facebook likes) deserves the diamond badge? Yes, a high quality contributor to the site deserves the diamond badge or No, they need to do more to earn it 3 years ago 74 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather travel into a world where... People love Hello Kitty as their goddess and any rebels get executed or Balloons rule the humans; in that case, we now have to work for them as slaves 3 years ago 138 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Can you keep a secret? Yes or No...? 3 years ago 153 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Vomit acid or Cough smoke 3 years ago 125 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to see dog memes for pictures on the Internet or Be a balloon for one hour each week 3 years ago 113 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you log out, just to give your own comments a thumbs up? Yes or No 3 years ago 100 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Do I make too many religious questions? Yes or No 3 years ago 112 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be kindhearted, but have no friends, no family, or no rewards for your good to humanity, also, you are ugly, but you end up in heaven after a painful death or Be a mean person that is loved by everybody (except God and the dead), murder and get away with it, and be the most evil with no punishments until death, also, you are hot 3 years ago 212 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Do/did you hide your feelings well for your crush? Yes or No/I don't have a crush 3 years ago 2,504 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Post thousands of bad questions in poor quality or Post only one question (all of your own questions ever made will be deleted and this never gets deleted), but this is the first on the homepage 3 years ago 85 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Do I use the LeBron James kid for my images too much? Yes or Nah. 3 years ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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What's harder? Super Mario Galaxy - Luigi's Purple Coins or Parkour 3 years ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Do you give guests thumbs ups? Yes or No 3 years ago 92 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have too much money to spend or Have no money at all 3 years ago 9,853 votes 102 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a hippie but still be close to God or Be a criminal that murders people and gets away with it 3 years ago 316 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a 100% chance of going to heaven, but no true love or natural flight or Have the power of natural flight and have true love, but have an 80% hell chance and a 20% heaven chance 3 years ago 292 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you jump off of the Golden Gate Bridge for 100 million dollars (if you survive, the hospital bill is paid separately) Yes or No 3 years ago 330 votes 30 comments 0 likes
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Do you think guests make the best comments? Yep. or No 3 years ago 316 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be ugly for seven years but be popular and smart for life or Be hot but disliked and bullied 3 years ago 124 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have explosive diarrhea for a year or Never go to church again 3 years ago 99 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Never die, but be alone and ugly forever and ever or Be pretty and have friends and a spouse, but die at age 80 and be in purgatory for 5000 years 3 years ago 76 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Die in one month or Kill someone and die of old age 3 years ago 132 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with This girl, but within the next week you are drawn and quartered or The LeBron James Kid, but you get paid $50 (he's a prostitute) 3 years ago 339 votes 31 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be forever alone or Have no emotions forever 3 years ago 101 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Do you like users that don't make questions? Yes or No 3 years ago 6,943 votes 46 comments 0 likes
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When you Google your username, are you on the first search page? Yes or No 3 years ago 108 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a free pizza right now (this is one-time, or at least until you find somewhere else) or Get rid of any jerk on this site (they won't be able to use their current or former accounts, be a guest, or even be on this site again) 3 years ago 96 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with The LeBron James kid or This girl, but it turns out you have horrible sex 3 years ago 359 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter 1 This girl or This girl 3 years ago 237 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter 1 This guy or This guy 3 years ago 77 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter 1 This guy or This lady 3 years ago 112 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Work at McDonald's or Be a model but get paid $20 only once a month 3 years ago 101 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who's hotter 1 This lady or This lady 3 years ago 150 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Do you like guest questions? Yes or No 3 years ago 95 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Your question gets on the homepage of rrrather or You get a pretty house, but you can only use rrrather for 2 hours a week 3 years ago 118 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a diamond (for quality contribution, not that this gets me a diamond) right now? Yes or No 3 years ago 84 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get paid to go to school or Be the BFF of someone that gets paid to go 3 years ago 160 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a fictional character that gets bullied or Be a very hot person but die in 10 years 3 years ago 484 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry a hoarder or Be bullied forever 3 years ago 114 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Cure the most deadly disease (no rewards and you have a 50-50 chance of going to heaven or hell) or Be rich but be in purgatory for 10,000 years 3 years ago 90 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Have you attempted getting 100% Yes or No 3 years ago 104 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with This ugly dog but have no HIV or This hottie but you get HIV (no cure) 3 years ago 309 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever tried saying 21 in the 21 kid's voice? Yes or No 3 years ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Can you lick your penis (for guys)? Yes or No 3 years ago 3,521 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Were you ever caught watching porn? Yes or No 3 years ago 380 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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What's more likely? You being in a foursome or World War III 3 years ago 109 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Everything beautiful you see is viewed in film negative for the rest of your life or Look like this for 10 years (no plastic surgery) 3 years ago 97 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Lose your crush to a dummy or Live with a hoarder for the rest of your life (if your crush is a hoarder, then another hoarder) 3 years ago 6,987 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What's 9+10? 19 or 21 3 years ago 148 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather marry The 21 kid or A hoarder 3 years ago 91 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Today's my 100th day! Congrats! or Eh. 3 years ago 122 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Poop your pants in Walmart or Be photobombed for every photo you are in (excluding you photobombing) 3 years ago 98 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be crying looking like Spongebob or Luigi 3 years ago 212 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather kill the LeBron James kid or 21 kid 3 years ago 78 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Have you cried reading Rosalina's Storybook in Super Mario Galaxy? Yes or No 3 years ago 340 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry a hot person but you can't be nice to anyone else besides them or Marry an ugly person but you are a kind person 3 years ago 224 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather marry This girl or The 21 kid 3 years ago 151 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather marry A girl that gets paid to go to school (you can't have any money, and if you steal, you get tasered) or The LeBron James kid 3 years ago 366 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If you viewed porn under 18, would you confess to God? No or Yes 3 years ago 241 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Always be able to control your laughter or Always be able to control your crying 3 years ago 106 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get unlimited stained glass in your house or Be able to breathe underwater but cry every so often 3 years ago 104 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be A balloon or A sea creature 3 years ago 135 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Worship God as the opposite sexuality or Be the same sexuality you are but be an atheist 3 years ago 103 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Have you cried listening to Gary Come Home in Spongebob? Yes or No 3 years ago 241 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a hot person but always angry or Be a balloon for the rest of your life 3 years ago 188 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Was your question ever rejected? Yes or No 3 years ago 83 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Accidentally bite into wasabi every time you eat Asian food of any kind or Change gender every time you sneeze for the rest of your life 3 years ago 130 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (if you were a girl) Give an ugly guy a handjob or Marry a hot woman 3 years ago 113 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Burn down a functioning church but for the rest of your life you are pure or Always do horrible stuff other than burn down churches 3 years ago 106 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be a balloon but be a human spirit when you die and go to heaven (you live 100 years, a pop is equivalent to a broken bone) or Be a rich person with a lot of power but be in purgatory for 5000 years before going to heaven 3 years ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be charitable but not go to church ever again or Be selfish but go to church every Sunday 3 years ago 121 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a bad personality but great looks or Get paid to go to school but have no friends 3 years ago 129 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be bored in school but get paid to go no matter how bad/good your grades are/were or Have fun in school but have to pay to go 3 years ago 122 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get all your fingers and thumb crushed in a vice or Burn down a functioning church 3 years ago 324 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (if you were a guy) Get a handjob from a 6 or Kiss a perfect 10 3 years ago 413 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Ugly and rich or Hot and middle class 3 years ago 129 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Marry Rainbow Dash and go to purgatory (Rainbow Dash can give you anything you want but she gets it for free) or Remain a virgin for life but go to heaven (You can have friends but no sex/engagement/marriage) 3 years ago 391 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Do you have a favorite pony? Yes or No 3 years ago 228 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have a huge crush on Rainbow Dash but be good at school or Have sex once a month but be horrible at school 3 years ago 132 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What Yo Mama joke is better? Yo mama so mean the Forever Alone guy denied her friend request! or Yo mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning! 3 years ago 154 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to change into Rainbow Dash and back to you but go to hell when you die or Be forever alone but go to heaven when you die and not be forever alone anymore in heaven. 3 years ago 847 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have sex with Rainbow Dash and get her pregnant or A hot girl but you get HIV 3 years ago 690 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be Ugly and never have to vomit or Hot but vomit once every six months 3 years ago 578 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What's better? Rainbow Dash or Pizza 4 years ago 457 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a full body tattoo but beautiful face or Ruin your face but have a beautiful body 4 years ago 341 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be in a foursome with three women and one man or Your question ends up on the homepage of rrrather 4 years ago 610 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Ruin your face for life or Only be able to do it once every six months for the rest of your life 4 years ago 335 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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You are in a forest. You can give up and live in nothingness for eternity, or you can try to find your way out. You have no GPS, you have no compass, and you don't remember any landmarks. Would you rather Try to find your way out or Live in nothingness for eternity 4 years ago 140 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be mad all the time or Be called mean names 4 years ago 330 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Have died at birth, but have went to heaven or Live to be 100, but go to hell 4 years ago 221 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make billions of dollars on Earth and go to heaven when you die or Be homeless and go to hell 4 years ago 192 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Go to church once a day or Go to church once a year 4 years ago 145 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Get a Bible signed by Jesus or Be able to drink and have sex at any age, any time you want 4 years ago 140 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Listen to "Life Can Make You Smile" every day or Have sex once every two weeks 4 years ago 342 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Make out with your dad once or Die a virgin 4 years ago 295 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What is better? God or Pizza 4 years ago 394 votes 45 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get caught Typing 5318008 on a calculator or Saying a swear word 4 years ago 151 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Spend 8 hours in church every day, praying the whole time or Never go to church again 4 years ago 138 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What do you do with a keyboard not connected to anything? Leave it alone or Type dirty things because no one can see 4 years ago 95 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Live a great life and go to heaven or Live a bad life and go to hell 4 years ago 147 votes 25 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Church, but no money or Money, but no church 4 years ago 115 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (you did something naughty) Get no dessert or Get a 30 minute time out 4 years ago 650 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Suffer your whole life, have that suffering for the whole life, but go to heaven or Have zero pain, unlimited wealth, be friends with every person on earth, but go to hell 4 years ago 130 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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What is better? Animal memes or GraphJam 4 years ago 189 votes 3 comments 0 likes

Jonahkun has posted the following comments:

Jesus, a smart blonde, and a Russian stumble upon $100? Who picks it up first? The Russian, the other two aren't real. 2 years ago +1
Watch my gf do it 2 years ago  
Kissed a guy in sixth grade 2 years ago  
How do 5 gay guys walk? One Direction! 2 years ago  
I actually would like to do it with a guy and a gal sometime 2 years ago  
Why don't you leave then? 2 years ago +2
tl;dr 2 years ago  
I actually like being straight (I have nothing against gays), I just want $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! 2 years ago +1
I'm Christian and I chose A 2 years ago  
No 2 years ago  
I hate football 2 years ago +1
I'm 13 2 years ago  
I only clicked for the sunset. I am a big fan of nature! 2 years ago  
Misclick: I want to listen to his musi while doing it! 2 years ago  
Those models are as anorexic as sh*t 2 years ago +8
Guess what money can do http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/430/609/3d9.png 2 years ago  
Ain't nobody go time fo dat 2 years ago +2
Same here. 2 years ago +7
Never said it wasn't muscle gain! 2 years ago +3
Why is tagged with "penis"? 2 years ago +1
A newt. 2 years ago  
My classmates are hot, but unfortunately so lesbo,... 2 years ago  
I'm a guy, and I love strong girls. 2 years ago  
My dicks too big for her 2 years ago +1
No it isn't 2 years ago  
Yes 2 years ago  
No car so year 2 years ago  
WHAT ARE THOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 years ago +2
Aw come on! I go to a one class per grade school, and I have the best students! 2 years ago  
Not malt liquor, though. 2 years ago  
We just treat women as things. 2 years ago  
Agreed. 2 years ago  
I thought "boobies" meant "idiots" until now. 2 years ago  
Short hair is cute. 2 years ago  
Those pictures are really sexist 2 years ago  
I think men just use women for sex. When in reality, women are just like men, except child bearing. 2 years ago  
I like this girl with manly arms :) 2 years ago  
i wanna know if a girl has her period so we can have sexytime 2 years ago  
My crush is a tomboy 2 years ago  
You are such a fúcking idiot. 2 years ago  
This girl I like actually isn't skinny; she is muscular with a layer of fat. I like strong girls! 2 years ago  
My parents probably will be dead by then 2 years ago  
I ain't gay 2 years ago  
I don't play pokemon 2 years ago +1
This one girl I like has a very pointy chin and a strange smile, and another one has some extra weight (but is not fat) and has terrible hair. 2 years ago +2
We could later get along! 2 years ago  
How is this tagged with pepsi? 3 years ago +2
I'm not so fat tho... 3 years ago  
Christmas 3 years ago  
lel 3 years ago  
It's now called Mist Twist, you know... 3 years ago  
I'd rather shoot you 3 years ago  
you're an idiot i cannot believe you are so fakking dumb eternal. more like eternal sh*thead madafaka. 3 years ago  
Junk food costs less 3 years ago +1
I agree ! We have to many f***king idiots on this site. 3 years ago +3
YES IT IS YOU MUDDAFAKKA! ARE YOU FUKKING BLIND, JACKASS?!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT INSANE, DON'T BE A DIKKHEAD, BE LIKE ME, FRIENDLY, FAKKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago +1
Was ist in der verdammten Hölle machst du da? 3 years ago  
We've known each other for so long 3 years ago +1
PUNCH 'EM IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago +1
At least I'm not a killer. 3 years ago +2
I'd murder you, sick question maker! 3 years ago +3
Uh, yeah. 3 years ago  
I don't agree on the special needs because God made them who they are 3 years ago +1
Make the rapist take care of him! 3 years ago +2
We don't need them. 3 years ago  
Who cares? 3 years ago +1
I have two dads, it makes them gay, but I don't care, 'cause it's OK! (I actually don't have two dads, just showing it's OK) 3 years ago  
Only if the mom's life is at risk 3 years ago +7
I agree! Just because a few are bad doesn't mean all are bad! 3 years ago +1
Only if the mom's life is at risk 3 years ago  
I'd rather kill you, emmo. 3 years ago  
You jackass. 3 years ago  
Only if the mother's life is at risk 3 years ago  
B: I see what you did there 3 years ago  
Good one! 3 years ago  
Mini Wheats 3 years ago  
Blech! 3 years ago  
Videojuegos 3 years ago  
But both... http://i.imgur.com/QjbLcQ0.png 3 years ago  
http://pre05.deviantart.net/b6f5/th/pre/f/2011/285/4/c/me_gusta_by_rober_raik-d4clrpu.png 3 years ago  
I love cheese! 3 years ago  
This question gets asked a lot 3 years ago  
Ask my teacher for more! 3 years ago +4
I see what you did there... 3 years ago  
90% dark 3 years ago  
I hate it when the cookie breaks off, though. 3 years ago +4
Drugz. 3 years ago  
90% dark 3 years ago  
We already get nourishment, hello 3 years ago  
If you know what I mean 3 years ago +1
Toffee is yucky! 3 years ago  
Not racist, guest from Florida. 3 years ago  
If you know what I mean 3 years ago +1
No clothes at all 3 years ago  
511 for me 3 years ago  
December 3 years ago  
D is a passing grade 3 years ago +2
Are calzones okay? 3 years ago  
queer 3 years ago +1
Not these f*cking idiots. 3 years ago  
Cars waste energy. 3 years ago  
I agree! I mean, who doesn't want money? 3 years ago  
Work your way up 3 years ago  
Friends can give you money 3 years ago  
I'd rather say Derpella. 3 years ago +2
Why can't I work at both? 3 years ago  
Wish for the ability to wish for moneyu 3 years ago +1
Can it be a clean one? 3 years ago  
http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l5/bigxbrix51/cereal-guy-spitting-1.jpg 3 years ago  
http://i.imgur.com/QjbLcQ0.png 3 years ago +3
I'm not done growing yet. 3 years ago +3
What if you're bi? 3 years ago  
There's a lot to see in this world. 3 years ago  
How did this end up in sex? 3 years ago +2
I would rather see YOU die... 3 years ago  
Bros before hoes 3 years ago +1
http://orig03.deviantart.net/a7ce/f/2010/239/d/f/forever_alone_by_foreveraloneplz.png 3 years ago  
If you don't have real friends, you're not popular. 3 years ago  
http://sociologiayredessociales.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/megusta.jpeg 3 years ago +2
BOOBS 3 years ago  
I wasn't there for the old one... 3 years ago  
I'm not black. 3 years ago  
I go to a private school. 3 years ago  
IN MUSCLE!!!!!! 3 years ago  
I'd levitate myself. 3 years ago +3
http://i.imgur.com/QjbLcQ0.png 3 years ago +1
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/01/5a/c1/015ac1c998d7c4db6525faaf5aba4a12.jpg 3 years ago  
34 3 years ago  
http://i.imgur.com/zxl58Pv.jpg?1?fb 3 years ago  
There are two ways to do this: One: Become a female until age 26. Two: Become 26. That way I can avoid signing up for the Draft. 3 years ago  
Then why did you pick A? 3 years ago  
We did not fúcking want to see the pic on the left. 3 years ago +3
We did not need to see the picture on the left. 3 years ago  
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/097/550/JUST-DRANK-MY-OWN-PISS-BETTER-DRINK-MY-OWN-PISS.jpg 3 years ago  
Facebook is overrated. 3 years ago  
I am a guy so a normal guy that's loved. 3 years ago  
I'm a guy so a handsome kind guy. 3 years ago  
B is gross. We didn't need to fúcking see that. 3 years ago  
I'm not a princess... 3 years ago  
guest from Noord-Brabant should calm down. 3 years ago  
THE BUTT. 3 years ago  
NO 3 years ago  
Extrasausagepizza 3 years ago  
Money would be valueless if you had all the money. 3 years ago  
$$$$$$$$$$$$$ 3 years ago  
Jesus wasn't a Greek God, you dummy! 3 years ago  
This question gets asked too much. 3 years ago  
Hell would make me appreciate life more. 3 years ago +9
1. Wish for the ability to bring back friends and family 2. Bring them back 3. FLY!! 3 years ago  
How did this end up in sex? 3 years ago  
Gay is not a choice. I think you are born that way. 3 years ago  
Sex is overrated. 3 years ago +3
I'm a guy LOL 3 years ago  
Can we listen to Phantom of the Opera while doing it? 3 years ago  
Sex is overrated. 3 years ago  
How did this end up in sex? 3 years ago  
Sex is overrated. I need $! 3 years ago  
Sex is overrated. 3 years ago  
I don't have a wife. 3 years ago  
Pope Francis said, "Who are we to judge?" 3 years ago  
Maybe it's a nice prison. 3 years ago +1
Infinity rule free wishes! 3 years ago  
Like if you love penis 3 years ago  
i.imgur.com/QjbLcQ0.png 3 years ago  
You need internet to do homework... 3 years ago +1
Spongebob 3 years ago  
Hey!' 3 years ago  
China's population will severely decrease because men won't be able to find wives. 3 years ago  
That's it. There's my phone. There come the police. And you are in a tiny cell. 3 years ago  
haters gonna hate 3 years ago  
Then why do actions speak louder than words? 3 years ago  
The 99-year-old is dead! 3 years ago  
I'd just get used to them. 3 years ago  
Then use it to help them............ Cycle of Good! 3 years ago  
I want to rate friends equally. 3 years ago  
You can get money from friends, you idiots! 3 years ago  
If I were the only student at my school I'd have the best grades of all (due to the others getting suspended.) 3 years ago  
god=jesus 3 years ago +1
http://i.imgur.com/QjbLcQ0.png 3 years ago +1
science=math 3 years ago  
I'm a lefty. I would enjoy the power of flight, however! 3 years ago  
My grandpa served in the Navy! 3 years ago  
Wikipedia is boring. 3 years ago  
I'd rather my life sucked than hate gays and cheer when a soldier dies. I'm straight, but I like gays (not bi.) 3 years ago +1
In B, I don't get to enjoy the book then! 3 years ago  
Spongebob Squarepants! 3 years ago  
I have a cousin who had her first child at the age of 17. 3 years ago  
Paradise includes the sky and the sea too, you know... 3 years ago  
No. 3 years ago  
Depends 3 years ago  
You can't get a cold from cold weather. Only from a virus can you catch a cold. 3 years ago  
I want to get rid of JB. "He" is a girl. 3 years ago  
You never said no Yahoo! Only Google! 3 years ago  
Friends can give you money! 3 years ago  
I don't care. But B is hotter! 3 years ago  
The $1,000,000,000,000 doesn't prevent you from finding true love. It's just there, and you are rich! 3 years ago  
Nobody here has a thankful heart. 3 years ago  
I only picked her because she looked hot! Actually, I dislike both. 3 years ago  
No 3 years ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1501914589/image_400x400.jpg 3 years ago  
This girl in B is hot! 3 years ago +1
so racist 3 years ago +1
White crayons I use on black paper. 3 years ago +1
O_o 3 years ago +1
I need those arms for piano. 3 years ago  
Neither. All are created equal;. 3 years ago  
They already did in BSA. 3 years ago  
Think of the threesome I would have! 3 years ago +3
He was! 3 years ago +3
I hate it when people say gays are bad! God loves gays. I have a gay friend. My mom has a lot of gay friends. As long as they are nice, they are good people. People should respect others for who they really are. 3 years ago  
love=sex 3 years ago  
I'll get Spongebob to make it a threesome! 3 years ago +1
God loves gays! 3 years ago +1
My grandparents are dead... I feel sad. 3 years ago +2
I'm not 18. 3 years ago  
Yes 3 years ago  
wtf 3 years ago +1
I don't want either to happen. 3 years ago +1
How did this end up in sex? 3 years ago +1
adfg n erogheripguhso gturhgpireb giusbhvisut ewipfhewvwbvihwehfuwehfwebf 3 years ago  
Hello, new friend. I have a room in my house for you to sleep in. HEY APPLEMAN, I'M COPYING YOUR COMMENT TROLOL! 3 years ago  
Cash. I couldn't sell the present but I could donate it. 3 years ago  
time is money 3 years ago  
But I'd heap slap him. 3 years ago  
Species go extinct all the time! 3 years ago +2
I'd still find it right these days, as long as they did it to eat, not to waste. 3 years ago +3
I like salmon. My favorite food! 3 years ago +1
Soup, preferably miso. 3 years ago  
DAFUQ NO 3 years ago  
But old people are smart! 3 years ago  
It can be a stuffed baby doll. 3 years ago  
I'm not 18 yet so yeah 3 years ago  
My teacher's last name is hard to pronounce. 3 years ago  
I'd give up a piece of garbage; it never said what kind of thing LOL 3 years ago +1
That baby can sell her phone she has to buy food! 3 years ago +1
You never said random! I'd just kill a mosquito. 3 years ago  
I don't have kids 3 years ago  
I answered this in fall LOL 3 years ago  
I'm a boy. I get a mega penis! 3 years ago +1
One nanosecond. 3 years ago  
How is this tagged with penis? 3 years ago +6
I don't wear tie shoes. 3 years ago  
What is better? Animal meme or GraphJam 3 years ago  
Never said it wasn't microscopic! 3 years ago  
Nothing... and... nothing, you jerk. 3 years ago  
He never said anything about masks! 3 years ago  
I agree with lynn718. The war would have still been going on if the bombs weren't dropped. Many More American lives would've been lost. As horrible as it was, it had a positive effect. 3 years ago  
four 3 years ago  
I'd announce it in the middle of a desert. 3 years ago  
If I were a girl, I'd choose him for the cock! 3 years ago  
I'd stick my 25-inch penis in their asses! 3 years ago  
I got a diamond. 3 years ago  
I've been to Florida already. It was an awesome state, but I've never visited Croatia! 3 years ago  
I think people are obsessed with sex. 3 years ago +1
NYO! 3 years ago  
I'm a boy and I voted. 3 years ago  
I sold it for chocolate. 3 years ago  
I'm a boy. 3 years ago  
A chance. You never said it wasn't a 100% chance! 3 years ago  
I am still with Mom and Dad. I live in a house. 3 years ago  
Great question!! 3 years ago  
Adam is mad at me for banging Eve! God's mad too! 3 years ago +1
If Eminem is the King of Rap, who is Justin Beiber? The Queen of Crap! 3 years ago  
Yo mama so fat the only time she ever saw 90210 was on a scale. 3 years ago +1
What's 9+10? 3 years ago  
Darth Vader doesn't exist. 3 years ago +1
#HitlerFanClub 3 years ago  
I'll destroy trash. 3 years ago  
I'd make bets such as, "I'll bet you 2 trillion I'll jump off the building and heal in 20 seconds or less." 3 years ago  
I need my hands for piano. 3 years ago  
I already can. I'm a gymnast! 3 years ago  
dafuq no 3 years ago  
I could be in a prison where you play video games, watch TV, and play piano! You never said the prison was so bad! 3 years ago  
I don't fap... I LIED!!! But I give myself handjobs. 3 years ago  
NO 3 years ago  
Got no siblings so yeah... 3 years ago  
This shows nowadays people are obsessed with sex. 3 years ago  
Handjob 3 years ago  
My grandparents kicked the bucket years ago... :( 3 years ago  
Never said they weren't gummy worms! 3 years ago  
It's not in the twat, though. 3 years ago  
I need my fingers for piano. 3 years ago  
2015 3 years ago  
How would you be a perv? 3 years ago  
9 months. 3 years ago  
Looks don't matter. 3 years ago  
I think you get reincarnated if average, in heaven if good, and hell if bad. 3 years ago  
It was 1899. 3 years ago  
I need my hands for piano. 3 years ago  
Left-handers die earlier than right-handers, but we get to be in heaven with Jesus first! 3 years ago  
T --> F 3 years ago  
I'll just think of everyone as well. No more problems, damn congrats! 3 years ago +1
Too many people underestimate the power of any people. 3 years ago  
With a water gun! 3 years ago  
The keyboard I typed this on is likely more dirty than a toilet! 3 years ago  
I think God is against it, so am I. 3 years ago  
What will it be like floating in space forever? 3 years ago  
You're a boy. 3 years ago  
Fúcking comment stealer! 3 years ago  
fuq naw 3 years ago  
fick 3 years ago  
Just be a beautiful man. 3 years ago  
Like if you love penis 3 years ago +1
Like if you love penis 3 years ago +66
My aunt. 3 years ago  
If I was beautiful I would smell good. 3 years ago  
This is my religion! 3 years ago +1
My dog isn't a puppy anymore. 3 years ago  
I sleep 10 hours every night. You only said night! 3 years ago +2
I already live forever and ever in heaven. 3 years ago  
If I was comfortable I would find my soulmate LOL 3 years ago  
sh*t 3 years ago  
I took this one just to be different! 3 years ago  
He's married now. 3 years ago  
No I don't, are you a robot because you are on this site 24-7? 3 years ago +2
God knows me as a hero, and... see you in heaven... oh wait no... you're going to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago  
It is fair for him. You clearly stated, and you failed your chance. 3 years ago  
You never said I only lost my sight for six seconds! 3 years ago  
Catholicism 3 years ago  
I could have one cent less than the richest. 3 years ago  
One of my dreams is not dying. 3 years ago  
How about have sex with my girlfriend and not get aids? 3 years ago  
I'm a boy LOL 3 years ago  
How did this end up in sex? O_o 3 years ago  
She never said it was a dirty one. 3 years ago  
Aids in my homework? I love loopholes! TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO 3 years ago  
Models are sticks! 3 years ago  
The truth: Ugly people are kind; hot = not. 3 years ago  
Americans spend more on eating out than groceries; I took A. 3 years ago  
I'd just not go to school. 3 years ago  
You might just see God! 3 years ago  
You become a guy. 3 years ago  
Sell it to someone else. That doesn't have the fúcking word "away" in it, so yeah, you fat b*tch. 3 years ago  
Pagina Matata! 3 years ago  
I would vote for world power and other problem solving. 3 years ago  
Giving away = selling: False 3 years ago  
f ben carson 3 years ago +1
Jesus told us to love everyone. 3 years ago  
I'm a guy so it would be the gal I marry. 3 years ago  
I would be hit by a toy train. 3 years ago  
God exists when you're their God, though. See you in hell! 3 years ago  
I can spot Extrasausagepizza. He is a real jerk. 3 years ago  
I am. 3 years ago  
Neither. 3 years ago +1
I hit it. 3 years ago  
It's worth more than 5000... 3 years ago  
Didn't they bomb us? Also, as horrible as it was, it was a great time too. More lives would be lost if they never surrendered! Let's just admit that it was horrible, but good. 3 years ago  
I'd choose... it's hard to choose... I like Japan but that's 125 million people crammed into Texas like... AUSTRALIA!!!!! 3 years ago  
I would see the aurora borealis there! 3 years ago  
I can't give one to you because I don't have one, but you deserve a diamond. 3 years ago +1
You have so many gold badges, I think you deserve a diamond! 3 years ago  
I don't care! 3 years ago  
"If a girl thinks diamonds are girls' best friends, they've never heard of dogs!" - Unknown to me 3 years ago  
I'd just call a category about memories I don't care about. 3 years ago  
Same color as my skin. 3 years ago  
Same color as my skin. 3 years ago  
Same color as my skin. 3 years ago  
And of the same skin color. 3 years ago  
Congrats on getting married! 3 years ago  
LOL 3 years ago  
Porn 3 years ago  
Humans 3 years ago  
sh*t 3 years ago  
How can you use a computer/phone when you live in an igloo? 3 years ago  
Maybe it's a test and my teacher will fail me if I talk! 3 years ago  
93% type LOL without even smiling! 3 years ago  
I don't watch movies. 3 years ago  
Maybe it's the cooked kind; so I won't get salmonella. 3 years ago  
OH MY GOD IS THAT A PENIS!!! OH MY FUGGING GOD THAT IS A DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 years ago +5
TROLOLOLO 3 years ago +1
Easy. I'll just make up a continent, such as "Bersellill". It's only one dot big! 3 years ago +1
Maybe I have a BONE-R! Maybe I lose a boner and I'm not embarrassed! 3 years ago  
My mom sang this for me as a kindergartner! 3 years ago  
I'll just do something naughty; after all, my electronics are already taken away! 3 years ago  
On-screen keyboard. 3 years ago +1
My mom did when she was a 20-year-old 3 years ago +2
I saw this question before! 3 years ago +2
I can't give you one because I don't have on, but you deserve a diamond. 3 years ago  
I didn't do either. 3 years ago  
I can't give one to you because I don't have one, but you deserve a diamond. 3 years ago  
I'm autistic. 3 years ago  
I never kissed :( But I'm a 6th grader so yeah... 3 years ago +1
Heaven. 3 years ago  
69% LOL 3 years ago  
I get it back, though. 3 years ago +1
I can't give one to you because I don't have one, but you deserve a diamond. 3 years ago +2
How about DAFUQ NO! 3 years ago +1
A sutffed dog. 3 years ago  
Grass is dumb. 3 years ago  
My grandpa. 3 years ago  
Both. 3 years ago  
Stalin 3 years ago  
You now have a diamond, so vote again and pick yes! 3 years ago  
stuffed one LOL 3 years ago +1
I move back LOL 3 years ago +1
I can't send a message to Alex because I don't have one, but I think you deserve a diamond. 3 years ago  
A day before Juneteenth. 3 years ago  
1890? I might get segregated but at least I ain't no slave! 3 years ago  
USA isn't a city. 3 years ago  
0% 3 years ago  
homepage 3 years ago  
"If a diamond is a girl's best friend, she has never heard of a dog." - Funny quote 3 years ago  
http://www.google.com 3 years ago  
I already do it anyway. 3 years ago +1
My superpower is to reverse so I never answered this. 3 years ago  
They won't let me use it anyway. 3 years ago  
Who was you first BF? 3 years ago  
You dodge, you dodge again, and you get hit with it again/ 3 years ago  
Put this in your mouth: _|_ 3 years ago  
I could go to heaven at least. 3 years ago  
My best friend is a girl. 3 years ago  
I don't have a GF... 3 years ago  
Enough! No dodges forever! 3 years ago  
Where's Luigi in A? 3 years ago  
Hitler is resurrected a nice guy this time. 3 years ago +3
I just left this computer to go to confession. 3 years ago  
For one second, and because I enjoy it too much, they kick me out. 3 years ago  
You dick! 3 years ago +1
But, did I die? No! 3 years ago  
No, you don't dodge, and you die. 3 years ago  
I wouldn't wanna get robbed... maybe the neighborhood is bad for its crimes. 3 years ago  
Maybe I didn't think it was great? 3 years ago +1
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God knows I didn't and BAM! Off to heaven I go! 3 years ago +1
God is watching. 3 years ago +4
The prison is a nice prison. Perfect food, sex with a hottie, etc. 3 years ago +2
How about no, fúckface? 3 years ago  
They are old, don't want it, and the house is falling apart. Problem solved. 3 years ago +1
You should read about Alessandro Serenelli, a repentant murderer. 3 years ago +2
God is watching, though, and I get a free ticket to hell with the money. 3 years ago  
666 satan boy 3 years ago  
How does this end up in sex? O_o 3 years ago  
Homosexuality is something I am truly OK with. People need to accept it more, and be nice. Jesus wants us to love each other. 3 years ago +2
My dad is the one raise me... I don't want to eliminate him. 3 years ago  
I think a GF's true quality is just being herself and truly loving me. That is all. No bang, no fap, just love and peace. 3 years ago +1
God didn't want us to fap. 3 years ago  
No boss. 3 years ago +1
GF 3 years ago  
How about slap the crap out of you? 3 years ago  
Got no gf so... 3 years ago  
https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1362935824_truestory.jpg 3 years ago  
For one second. 3 years ago  
i'm a boy LOL 3 years ago  
As long as there's no Miley! 3 years ago  
Yeah but I won't adopt LOL 3 years ago  
Justin Bieber. I hate him but I lied about idolism. 3 years ago +3
Never said it wasn't a broken computer I never used! 3 years ago  
But it's silent... come on, people! 3 years ago +5
How did this end up in sex? -O-? 3 years ago +1
fúck 3 years ago  
I quit because of god. 3 years ago  
You die. You get your genitals and bowels burned, and you are split into four parts and beheaded. 3 years ago  
Santa's not real. 3 years ago  
I didn't listen TROLOLOLO 3 years ago  
I just don't blow bubbles LOL 3 years ago  
How about the fúck no! 3 years ago +1
WTF he's not real 3 years ago  
Congrats on the diamond! 3 years ago  
ESP is a jerk. 3 years ago +1
Never said I couldn't leave! 3 years ago  
racist question 3 years ago +4
Would you rather have peace or have no land? 3 years ago  
Less fat. 3 years ago  
Nymeria said no. 3 years ago  
You saint! 3 years ago  
Look, I'll mug you every day. 3 years ago +1
You do realize that if you use a parachute, you get shot by a rifle (not a toy, a real one.) 3 years ago +1
No boulder. Only you and the bridge. 3 years ago  
No nets. Only you and the bridge. 3 years ago  
it says no ropes 3 years ago  
First kiss: Wish for the ability to wish for unlimited wishes Second kiss: Unlimited wishes 3 years ago  
I don't care, God exists. 3 years ago +2
God exists. 3 years ago  
God exists. 3 years ago +1
wutdafuq?? 3 years ago  
Well then, why don't you fúcking leave then? 3 years ago  
"Would you rather go to heaven or hell?" is what they're saying. 3 years ago  
I'm a boy and if the man knows my gender well they should be my doctor. 3 years ago  
Maybe a woman who sings alto; my voice is kinda high-pitched, so I would like at least a little lower voice. 3 years ago  
I peeked TROLOLO 3 years ago  
I'll get to enjoy the sex LOL 3 years ago +2
I couldn't find my room with all the people there. 3 years ago  
My cousin just became a goth a couple weeks ago. 3 years ago  
The second before his original death. 3 years ago  
Take it off. 3 years ago +1
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