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Joined on December 15th, 2011 (2,860 days ago)

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Koffymasheen has submitted the following questions: voting view

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Would you rather have a device that will fully prepare whatever you want to eat (even during those moments when you're not sure exactly what you're craving) or a lifelong, random animal companion/familiar with which you can communicate telepathically 7 years ago 485 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a house with trapdoors and a sprawling labyrinth of underground rooms and tunnels or a small flying house 7 years ago 292 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to fly, but every time you fly you are naked or become invisible, but every time you're nearby people while invisible they talk badly about you 7 years ago 526 votes 16 comments 1 like
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Would you rather shut your hand in every door you open or fall down on every set of stairs you come across 7 years ago 293 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be the most charming person on earth or the luckiest person on earth 7 years ago 356 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always have slightly chapped lips or an itch on the bottom of your foot 7 years ago 368 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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An unscientifically proven trend emerges where roughly 30% of people who read this newly released novel (a crime novel with no erotic content) suddenly become homosexual when they finish reading the book. Knowing this, would you read it? Yes or Nope 7 years ago 2,588 votes 29 comments 0 likes
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If two unauthorized movies were made about your life, which would be more interested in seeing? An indie documentary (highly praised by critics as brutally honest and fair) comprised mostly of interviews from your acquaintances and some bootleg footage. or A big budget blockbuster cast with mega stars which is very loosely based on your life, and is met with mixed reviews from critics but loved by audiences 7 years ago 1,823 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have 8 siblings or be an only child 7 years ago 69,884 votes 787 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather trust a man with a past or or a man with no past 7 years ago 335 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather miss the beginning of a confusing movie or the end of a suspense/mystery 7 years ago 354 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather give up for life pasta or rice 7 years ago 404 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather do the cinnamon challenge every day until you succeed or listen to only nickelback until you learn all the words to every one of their songs 7 years ago 607 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight a pride of rabbit-sized lions or one lion-sized rabbit 7 years ago 428 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get non-fatally stabbed every 6 months or never speak again 7 years ago 388 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather that everyone thought that you were creepy or pathetic 7 years ago 362 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be like Pinocchio (nose grows when you lie) or Ella Enchanted (have to follow all commands) 7 years ago 393 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to tell when someone is lying or be able to take back your words 7 years ago 457 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get it over with and serve your time (2 years) or be on the run 7 years ago 400 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to hover a foot off the ground or mentally communicate with dogs 7 years ago 1,220 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always magically have the right amount of money in your pocket for anything you buy or be able to teleport yourself anywhere on Earth 7 years ago 986 votes 33 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be really lucky or skilled 7 years ago 477 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Who would you rather have take over the world sentient cats or aliens 7 years ago 980 votes 26 comments 0 likes
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If you were on a stranded on an island, would you rather have a magical bathroom which includes a working toilet and shower, with unlimited toilet paper, shampoo, and soap or company 7 years ago 1,883 votes 37 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be a part of a successful movie-like heist or spend the day with any famous person of your choosing 7 years ago 870 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always have that just brushed clean feeling (except when eating) or all your socks feel like new socks 7 years ago 80,038 votes 257 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather always have to talk with an obviously fake accent or always walk around with an obviously fake smile 7 years ago 481 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to experience the pain and recovery of being engulfed in fire, but end up with no scars or go through no pain or recovery, but end up with scars over 30% of your body? 7 years ago 2,514 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you could have the power of a remote control over life, would you rather be able to pause for an hour or fast forward/rewind an hour 7 years ago 566 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather choose which 3 people close to you will die or have it be random which 3 people close to you die 7 years ago 91,680 votes 610 comments 1 like
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Would you rather be royalty in the 1750s or middle-class in the 1950s 7 years ago 673 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather never be able to take off your shoes or never be able to cut your hair 7 years ago 528 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather make out with every new person you meet or punch every new person you meet as hard as you can 7 years ago 474 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather know a wizard that nobody else can meet or own a unicorn that nobody else can know about 7 years ago 507 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only be able to walk backwards or have to jog in place whenever you're standing 7 years ago 488 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have to walk around completely naked in public and in front of family and friends for a day or not be able to leave your home for 6 months 7 years ago 637 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to control your dreams or be able to watch your dreams on video the next day 7 years ago 806,368 votes 3,641 comments 32 likes
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Would you rather have all music sound like a Justin Bieber cover (including things like commercial jingles or elevator music) or have everyone always speak to you like you're 3 years old 7 years ago 1,170 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would your rather have the power of persuasion or reading minds 7 years ago 757 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to perform 5 basic magic tricks (like pulling a rabbit out of a hat) with real magic or be the smartest person on the planet 7 years ago 990 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have control over birds or rats 7 years ago 558 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a 5 minute long conversation with yourself at least 10 years in the future or an hour long conversation with any person from the past 7 years ago 562 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to choose when you die or live a normal length life in any time period of your choosing 7 years ago 549 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a 10% chance of preventing the Holocaust or 90% chance of saving 100 children's lives 7 years ago 864 votes 35 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather break your loved one's collarbone every 4 months or only be able to speak 500 words a day 7 years ago 7,366 votes 78 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be born again into a life of wealth or be born again into the same life but with all of your memories 7 years ago 1,380 votes 20 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat the same thing everyday or wear the same outfit everyday 7 years ago 553 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fight a honey badger or 20 vicious squirrels 7 years ago 1,600 votes 29 comments 1 like

Koffymasheen has posted the following comments:

1,913 6 years ago  
Uh, Buzz Killington here but you'd be less hot if you slept with clothes on. :P 7 years ago  
No. Just... no. 7 years ago +7
Maybe I'm not imaginative enough, but both of these seem kind of pointless. :S 7 years ago +2
ditto. 7 years ago +4
Laugh it off, lol. 7 years ago +1
I'd rather meet that cute puppy. :3 7 years ago +9
I wouldn't be able to live with the guilt. 7 years ago +4
This was actually an incredibly difficult decision. :/ 7 years ago +1
i'm so grossed out right now. bleh. 7 years ago +5
Yeah. Mermaid. :/ 7 years ago  
Doesn't say it can't be a silent fart. xP 7 years ago +8
By the time people see your comment, the would have already answered the question. :/ 7 years ago +8
I'd love to be a pokemon trainer, but what are the chances that I'd be a master out of everyone in the world? 7 years ago +1
Missed that part, lol. Still, I'd prefer the baby 7 years ago  
OMG there's so many of these questions now I just click one. 7 years ago +9
She could be my sugar momma. 7 years ago  
If I was a retired veteran I'd be hell old. At least this way I can stay the same age. :D 7 years ago  
I had nightmares about Chucky for YEARS. Never again, man. 7 years ago +6
Wow, welcome to the future. They make prosthetic nowadays you can walk with. 7 years ago +3
I can just wear a sweatshirt or jacket over it. (: 7 years ago +5
all younger siblings will pick luigi :P 7 years ago +7
This is my question! lol But I already have pretty neat dreams most of the time, so it'd be cool to be able to watch them clearly the next day. (: 7 years ago +2
still not bad at all! plus, it doesn't say that he will leave you.. 7 years ago +1
Exactly my thoughts. 7 years ago +2
having a baby wouldn't be so horrible lol 7 years ago +1
easier to remove, i think 7 years ago +3
I wonder what side the asker is on... lol 7 years ago +4
that cat is really freaking cute though 7 years ago +4
i'm vindictive 7 years ago +3
nobody in my family can bake lol 7 years ago +6
i don't like change wah wah 7 years ago +4
neither, lol. 7 years ago +1
i've already asked this question before lol :P 7 years ago +1
i'd love to see newt gingrich get torn apart 7 years ago +1
well, i'm a girl so i'd prefer not to have one penis let alone two.. 7 years ago  
screw that, mustard is the best 7 years ago +2
Plus, even if you kill all the starving people, there's still going to be a problem with world hunger 7 years ago  
Maybe I'm completely wrong, but I think there's more starving people in the world than mentally challenged 7 years ago  
I think broccoli is delicious, too - but I couldn't eat only it for life 7 years ago +1
i could get the penis removed pretty easily, i think 7 years ago +1
i'm lazy as hell so.. xD 7 years ago +1
I work for a casino, so $1000 is small stuff to them, but to me it's a lot of money 7 years ago +2
I don't understand? 7 years ago +2
Dating a 90 year old wouldn't get me jail time. Plus they have more money :D 7 years ago +2
you'd be on the run for life, and if you get caught then you still have to go to jail 7 years ago +7
quicker it starts, the quicker it's over 7 years ago +4
I have no interest in going to space 7 years ago +2
It'd be lonely as a mermaid! If you're a werewolf, you can still be human sometimes and be around other people 7 years ago +1
It'd be too depressing to always lose 7 years ago  
I don't know what either of these are.. 7 years ago +4
I don't know if it's right, but I feel like you'd die quicker this way 7 years ago +1
I can't live without coffee 7 years ago +3
All you excited about getting $5mil still only have a 50/50 shot at it lol 7 years ago  
I picked the wrong one. ]: 24 hours isn't that long! 7 years ago  
Whaat? I rarely puke, but I poop several times a week. 7 years ago +4
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