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levanp (user #30,780) MaleSilver MedalBlue Star

Joined on July 20th, 2014 (1,800 days ago)

Last login was over 3 months ago

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    No-one would get arrested for drugs. 3 years ago  
    Purely because I'd want to drive the vehicles myself. 3 years ago  
    Doesn't say there can't be a separate staff bit I can be in ;) 3 years ago  
    I'll take the gift cards and sell them. I'll be better off that way :) 3 years ago  
    I could always sell some of the gift cards if I wanted. 4 years ago  
    I'd rather kill myself. 4 years ago  
    Or with the KFC guy telling me it was finger lickin' good? 4 years ago  
    Without time, how am I going to enjoy my money? 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say anyone has to fap. 4 years ago  
    ...with a sword. 4 years ago  
    More chance of surviving. 4 years ago  
    I'm just going to assume you mean I'm running so I can have it. 4 years ago +1
    I'm an atheist anyway :) 4 years ago  
    I would bully bullies. 4 years ago  
    Assuming it existed. 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say how hard. 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say I can't stage it so I get dug out before I die. 4 years ago  
    ...with a water gun. 4 years ago  
    Just grow a beard 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say I have to wear them. 4 years ago +1
    I'll just have the tiger taken out. 4 years ago  
    Meth? 4 years ago  
    Doesn't say I can't do it really soft. 4 years ago  
    It will be a cyanide tablet :P 4 years ago  
    Come on, that's just mean. 4 years ago  
    He/she meant the person that posted the question, and not the person that said about women being the strongest gender etc... 4 years ago  
    A really fast one, so I don't feel anything. 4 years ago  
    It can't kill you full stop. 4 years ago  
    I'll punch a tyre or the seats, won't get damaged that way. 4 years ago  
    Just go to the gym and burn it off. It didn't say I have to eat a lot either... 4 years ago +4
    Hard question... 4 years ago  
    A phone or a children's toy :P 4 years ago  
    I used to have an iPhone 4S, and my mum has a S3. The S3's way better, trust me. 4 years ago  
    I'd join in by making the bed for them 4 years ago  
    Assuming they mean these pictures. 4 years ago  
    I'll just walk away when she needs to be protected... 4 years ago  
    It depends which model of Mercedes or BMW they mean. 4 years ago  
    I don't care if he's gay or not. 4 years ago  
    I'd rather shove a mini saw blade down my pee hole... 4 years ago +1
    I'm not even going to dignify such an irony with a response. 4 years ago  
    I won't be around to give a sh*t. 4 years ago  
    At the front, yes. 4 years ago  
    I'll probably give most of it to charities. 4 years ago  
    Don't care. 4 years ago +2
    Look at their little finger. 4 years ago  
    Wrong one. 4 years ago  
    Atheist. 4 years ago +1
    I'd rather have my eardrums drilled in than listen to JB. 4 years ago +1
    I'll just send them to Dog's Trust. 4 years ago +3
    I'll just grow a beard. 4 years ago +1
    The first one can already be done, it's called a camera. 4 years ago  
    What if they're not poisonous snakes? 4 years ago  
    Secrets, but only because I'd have a load of shallow assholes picking on me. 4 years ago  
    Shit, wrong answer. 4 years ago  
    Lol, that's the one I am using 4 years ago  
    Yeah, considering cows don't have penises. 4 years ago  
    Blue waffle isn't real, lol. 4 years ago  
    I'll wear gloves 4 years ago  
    Lamborghinis have horrible gas mileage anyway... 4 years ago  
    I wanna drive myself. 4 years ago  
    In other words, are you a guy, or a girl? 4 years ago  
    A controller on a PC :P 4 years ago  
    It doesn't say I can't chose to steal from people who truly deserve it. 4 years ago  
    ...And I accidentally vote. Didn't mean to click on either... 4 years ago  
    How about I'd rather get raped up the arse with a sizzling fork that's been left on a pan for a few minutes than either. 4 years ago  
    So, be in one of the best places in the world, or potentially have Harry the Horny Bear in your bedroom :D 4 years ago  
    Don't really give a sh*t, however it would be funny if someone cut his hair with the bottom of a lawnmower. 4 years ago  
    Tighter vag ;) 4 years ago  
    I volunteer at a charity shop, I'm not that much of a cunt :( 4 years ago  
    But you just did. 4 years ago  
    Can I kill myself instead? 4 years ago  
    Rolf Harris. Or my neighbour, depends what mood I'm in. 4 years ago  
    Out of those two, an iPhone. A Blackberry would break as soon as I look at it the wrong way. 4 years ago  
    I'm 17, so for me the question reads "date a MILF, or go to prison for being a nonce". No brainer, this one is... 4 years ago  
    Only so I can cripple them. 4 years ago  
    Satan isn't real 4 years ago  
    Bass guitarist here, 'nuff said. 4 years ago  
    42% of people have stopped evolving :D 4 years ago +1
    Beat the sh*t out of the Bieber fans :D 4 years ago +1
    If I had to listen to solely today's music, I'd end up killing myself. 4 years ago  
    So, have a virus, or have a virus? 4 years ago  
    Unless you're famous for being a child murder or something like that. 4 years ago  
    And your father's penis should have gone in your mother's mouth. 4 years ago  
    Easy, that I'll be allowed to change as many laws around as I like. 4 years ago  
    Everyone that voted no is simply an asshole. 4 years ago +1
    Garbeg 4 years ago  
    Easy choice :) 4 years ago  

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