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Joined on December 30th, 2016 (748 days ago)

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Which do you prefer? words that are the same backwards and forwards or words that make new words backwards and forwards 1 week ago 91 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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In the song "5 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed", who is more in the wrong? The 5 little monkeys for continuing to jump on the bed even after seeing their siblings fall off and get hurt AND hearing their mom tell them to stop jumping on the bed or The mother for watching her children fall off the bed and get hurt one by one, and just calling a doctor after each time, making no real effort to stop her kids from continuing to jump on the bed 1 week ago 82 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather there was no "lesson learned" to break the curse of the looping days in "Groundhog Day", and Phil was stuck living the same day over and over for eternity and there's nothing he could do about it or Dr. Emmett Brown never invented the Flux Capacitor in "Back to the Future" and thus nobody ever went back in time but it's all good because everything is how it was at the end of the movie to begin with 4 weeks ago 45 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather write with a pen that is almost dead and keeps skipping (you can't put more ink in it) or a tiny pencil that has a dull point (you can't sharpen it) 1 month ago 81 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I cover the cameras on my electronics 'cause you just never know who might be lookin in........ or I hope I don't fall off this edge I'm living on 1 month ago 58 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself wrapped in wrapping paper under the Christmas tree of some stranger's house on Christmas day at 2:00 am or with some stranger wrapped in wrapping paper under YOUR Christmas tree (or just in your living room if you don't celebrate Christmas*) on Christmas day 1 month ago 55 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather hang out with someone who is nasty in a mean way or nasty in a gross way 2 months ago 116 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Someone nearby sneezes. Someone else says "bless you". Would you rather say "bless you" too or say nothing since someone else already said it 2 months ago 92 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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If you saw a that a picture was labeled NSFW, before looking at it, would you initially think it's something graphic/disturbing that might make someone sick or something pornographic 6 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Only be able to receive calls or Only be able to make calls 6 months ago 88 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You quietly sneak onto the ship without anyone noticing you. Running up the empty hallways and staircases you find yourself at the main control room. Jumping into the pilot's chair, you see many buttons, but two of them stick out to you the most. click this button or click this button 6 months ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be able to actually call fictional characters (and they'll actually answer) (OMG) or be able to actually mail yourself to people/places without dying, being seriously injured, or being caught in the act 6 months ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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When it comes to shaded white things, do you prefer light blue or gray 7 months ago 59 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go back in time and tell your younger self something or Your future self suddenly appear in front of you and tell you something 8 months ago 86 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Which Back To the Future item would you rather own? self-tying shoes or self-drying jacket 8 months ago 85 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather all hand sanitizers kill 100% of germs instead of 99.9% or hand dryers actually make your hands 100% dry after just one use and don't make any noise 9 months ago 92 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat some Iceberg lettuce or Romaine lettuce 9 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When you see/hear the word "flick" do you first think of a sudden sharp movement or a motion picture 9 months ago 97 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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If "sign" is pronounced "sine", then why isn't "significant" pronounced "SINE-if-eh-cant" (or vise versa)? *comments* or *doesn't comment because in the grand scheme of things who really cares** 9 months ago 51 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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What would be easier for you to write? A funny story that makes someone genuinely laugh or A horror story that genuinely scares someone 9 months ago 79 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have some GAK or FLOAM 9 months ago 56 votes 1 comment 0 likes
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Are you one of the 61 million people currently subscribed to Pewdiepie? YES or NO 9 months ago 86 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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If you were going to make a song, would you rather write the lyrics first or make the melody first 9 months ago 67 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What is the correct silhouette of this flying airplane? (according to you) angled or straight 9 months ago 82 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat some cheese balls or cheese curls 9 months ago 95 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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You hide behind the bush. " I SAAAAAID who is RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!" the space ship captain yells out. After 10 seconds of silence, someone speaks. "I.....I guess it was me?" says the voice. "STEVVIN?! I should have KNOWN!" the space captain says. "I saw the note but I just couldn't help myself from going in and-" "YOU'RE A HERO!!" the captain interrupts. "I am?" Stevvin asks."YES! I had a long and complicated plan for wiping out these savages, but you did it all in 5 minutes! Now we can colonize this planet and YOU will be my right hand man!" Come out from behind the bush and say Stevvin is a big fat liar and it's YOU who is responsible or sneak into the space ship while everyone's distracted 9 months ago 39 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What style of cartoon clouds do you prefer? flat or full 9 months ago 72 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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What song would you rather get stuck in your head? Timber or Feel This Moment 9 months ago 64 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Man Waffle be a brand of super comfy pillows or a deadly weapon 9 months ago 68 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Who would win in a fight? Dirty Dan or Pinhead Larry 9 months ago 74 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What's more uncomfortable? "Owl Glasses" or these stairs 10 months ago 88 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Lemonade pours out of the hole you created from the blast, and after 5 minutes of flooding the 'Retlo'-city you have brutally murdered them all in a horrific acid death. The alien ship immediately finds an open area and lands. Once they see the gaping hole in the side of the ship, they demand to know who is responsible. walk up to them, saying it was YOU who created the hole or hide out behind a conveniently placed bush 10 months ago 47 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather comment 3 rrrather users you would want to play a game of Jumanji with (the original board game) or 2 rrrather users that would make a good superhero/supervillain duo 10 months ago 56 votes 22 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I have successfully taken care of a plant or nope 10 months ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? a RAINBOW or FUTURISTIC ship 10 months ago 74 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a Peep melted into a dipping sauce for chicken nuggets or flattened into a tortilla and served as a taco (containing sour cream, lettuce, 'taco sauce', beef, etc) 10 months ago 53 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather die in bed peacefully surrounded by those you love or in a crazy accident the first of its kind, that millions of people will remember for years to come 10 months ago 64 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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"I AM SORRY! PLEASE DON'T!!!" Retlo yells out, but you plug him in. The yellow liquid stops gushing out, and all is still. "RETLO FEELS WEIRD" Retlo moans. Then Retlo begins to wail out in pain as the liquid slowly DISSOLVES HIM with loud hissing noises! Once Retlo is fully dissolved, the liquid gushes out again. Some of it gets in your mouth, and you realize it's LEMONADE! "These creatures must know of Earth!" You think to yourself. Go into the "CONTROL ROOM", leaving the broken pipes. (maybe you can reason with these guys to bring you home) or BLAST THROUGH THE FLOOR!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! 10 months ago 43 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather humans be wiped out by an animal uprising or hyper-intelligent robots 10 months ago 83 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Man Waffle be the next big challenge/meme that takes the world by storm and will eventually result in 31 deaths or the nickname of an infamous psycho murderer from 2007 that brutally murdered 31 people in one night and then killed himself the next morning using a waffle iron 10 months ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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According to you, which way is correct? (or the one you use more often) Whoa or Woah 10 months ago 74 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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You decide to clog up the pipe with the Kump Cake. "Retlo, give me the Kump Cake" you say to him on your shoulder. "UMMMM.....HEH HEH" Retlo chuckles nervously. You check and see that the Kump Cake is GONE!! "RETLO IS A GROWING BOY. RETLO NEEDS TO EAT" Retlo tells you defensively. destroy the other pipe, making the flood.........FLOOD FASTER! or plug Retlo into the pipe instead as punishment 10 months ago 44 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Wouldst thee rath'r square me with thy sw'rd or wend up 'gainst me in a chess matcheth 10 months ago 60 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch a magic show where the magician Performs physical tricks (making things appear, change, etc.) or Performs psychological tricks (Mind reading, hypnosis, etc.) 10 months ago 79 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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You decide to go through the basement door. It's dark and gloomy, but it doesn't seem to bother you. You see a light switch and flick it on. The entire basement is FLOODED!! You see through the water a pipe has burst! Yellow liquid is rising fast. You see another pipe off to the side, this one is undamaged. destroy the other pipe, making the flood.........FLOOD FASTER! or plug the pipe with the Kump Cake and hope for the best 10 months ago 45 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What video would you rather watch if it has a 40% chance of being real and a 60% chance of being fake/staged? a video of a someone giving one thousand dollars to 5 homeless people or a video of a deadly car crash that supposedly killed 3 people 10 months ago 69 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather find out there's been a hidden camera constantly recording everything that happens In your room for a month or In your bathroom for a week 10 months ago 76 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Be able to get anything that's 15 dollars or less FREE for the rest of your life or Be able to get away with ANYTHING for 5 hours each day but you don't know WHEN 10 months ago 71 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a time machine That you can drive and/or fly around in like a car or That fits in your pocket and has little buttons like a stopwatch 10 months ago 119 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? AIR CANNON or A PILE OF....recyclable materials (yay!) 10 months ago 43 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? Snowmobile or Caboose 10 months ago 46 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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When does a meme become officially 'dead' according to you? *comments* or *doesn't comment and keeps scrolling* 10 months ago 70 votes 18 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I have names for all my files tee hee hee or 700pfftgwjqk.png 10 months ago 72 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I have what most people would call NEAT HANDWRITING or ha ha nope 10 months ago 79 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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What do you think you say more often? "I know" or "I don't know" 11 months ago 93 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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If you were to listen to music that centers around a break-up, would the song be about how you miss the person and can't live without them or how you're strong and will move on no matter what 11 months ago 72 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer the design of classic Veggietales or 2016 Veggietales 11 months ago 70 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Better Mgaic School Bus transformation? Lava Submarine but super FLAT to fit between two tectonic plates or Dual.....Surfboard thingy? 11 months ago 66 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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You are about to die. You don't know how. Would you rather Know 5 minutes ahead of time or Be oblivious and live your last moments on this planet as you would normally 11 months ago 91 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather fire a nail gun at your genitals or fire a hot glue gun up your booty hole 11 months ago 85 votes 19 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up to a drawn out high-pitched scream or a ringing alarm clock 11 months ago 83 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? PICKLE.......BLIMP? or LAVA SUBMARINE! 11 months ago 78 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather use exercise equipment for your legs or arms 11 months ago 103 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself in your own room surrounded by 5 dead dogs or in a stranger's parked car 5 miles from home surrounded by 10 cats having sex with each other 11 months ago 93 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather The moon be made out of cheese or The clouds be made out of cotton candy 11 months ago 93 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink Nesquik powder and milk or Kool-aid powder and water 11 months ago 75 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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When you first joined rrrather, did you answer questions and/or comment as a guest until you created your account or create your account immediately 11 months ago 67 votes 16 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? salmon or alligator 11 months ago 58 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? Frog or Open-Top vehicle with SURROUND SOUND 11 months ago 67 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Sadder fact? My "Mario Outfits" series only had two questions before it was never seen again :( or There is only a finite amount of Magic School Bus transformations, and they're being used up quickly :( 11 months ago 66 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? tow truck or Wright Brother plane 11 months ago 82 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat Goldfish crackers or Cheez-its 11 months ago 108 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? Water Strider or Owl Limpet 11 months ago 64 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? Raft or Paddle Boat 11 months ago 65 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Sadder moment in film history? Horton is roped and caged as the speck, containing hundreds of Whos, is about to be thrown in a pot of BOILING BEZEL NUT OIL or Tom and Jerry, both rejected by the love of their life, decide to sit on the train tracks, awaiting death 11 months ago 48 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather someone make fun of your voice or your family 11 months ago 68 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? GREAT SCOTT, it's a time machine! or a normal bus armed with a RAY GUN that can literally REVERSE THE EFFECTS OF RECYCLING somehow..... 11 months ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Better Magic School Bus transformation? surfboard or helicopter 11 months ago 61 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather change your rrrather profile picture every day or keep the one you have forever and never change it 11 months ago 68 votes 24 comments 0 likes
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What's more useless? To-Do Tatto or Animal Butt Cover 11 months ago 65 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world when I say numb, you say BURRRRRRZ or The club can't even CANDLE me right now!!!! 11 months ago 52 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What's more useless? The concrete umbrella or This watering can 11 months ago 90 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather touch the moon or touch gold 11 months ago 90 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather all dogs can speak English, but only swear words when they get hurt or cars only work if you fondle their exhaust pipe for 5 minutes straight every hour 11 months ago 80 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Man Waffle be an insanely catchy song or a sex toy 11 months ago 63 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat a sugar cookie that's raw or very burnt 11 months ago 102 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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When you die, would you rather come back as a zombie or a ghost 11 months ago 103 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Sadder moment in film history? Spongebob and Patrick slowly dry out and die or Herbie is beaten from all sides in a demolition derby and becomes so depressed that he decides to let a monster truck kill him 11 months ago 74 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Would you eat macaroni and cheese with a fork or a spoon 11 months ago 85 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You're talking to a friend of yours when you see a rather noticeable booger hanging from their nose. What do you do? try to ignore it and hopefully they'll find out on their own or tell them 11 months ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather watch slow motion videos or reverse videos 1 year ago 78 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What's more useless? Incognito Barefoot Shoes or Steering Wheel Tray 1 year ago 81 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Do the Hokey Pokey or Do the Chicken Dance 1 year ago 50 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Man Waffle be a new gadget thing that takes the world by storm or a dance move 1 year ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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What's more useless? this wine glass or these thick buttons 1 year ago 83 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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What's more useless? the inflatable door handle or the slipper spoon 1 year ago 74 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat with this chain fork or drink out of this long mug 1 year ago 86 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather sit on this chair or this chair 1 year ago 72 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Jimmy Neutron was brutally murdered in his own home. The suspects? HIS OWN PARENTS. But only...ONE of them. Who do you think committed this heinous crime?! Judy: Judy gets frustrated with Jimmy's antics and all the trouble he causes, usually having to give him a lecture or put him in his place.Sometimes, it is hinted that Jimmy may have gotten his super intelligence from his mother.... or Hugh: Hugh usually causes the show's problems when he messes with Jimmy's inventions. Hugh seems dim-witted but is actually very clever. He loves to clean and polish his models of ducks and sometimes will even talk to them.... 1 year ago 60 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather violently and forcefully smack the mayonnaise in order to cause it physical harm or gently smack the mayonnaise to show that you're only doing this because you love the mayonnaise, and you just want it to get out of trouble so it stays safe 1 year ago 59 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Which would you rather use as a weapon? a baguette or the Mr. Bean complete collection DVD 1 year ago 84 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play a video game that looks photo-realistic or that looks cartoony 1 year ago 85 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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MEME BATTLEZ!!! Which meme would win in a fight? Tide Pods: "Tide is not just a product; it’s a promise. It’s not just any laundry detergent; it’s one that renews clothes and the stories they tell. It’s strong in stain removal, but gentle on clothes." - Tide.com or Clorox Bleach: "You wouldn’t hire a kinda-respectable babysitter or eat kinda-fresh sushi, so why clean with kinda-whitening bleach?"- Clorox.com 1 year ago 63 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather some sperm are biologically altered to be much bigger than they normally are, and are sold in large tanks, becoming extremely popular with children (like sea monkeys) or a dog chokes to death on peanut butter once every three weeks, and you'll get a notification on your phone when it happens 1 year ago 54 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather Man Waffle be a horrific and deadly disease or cough medicine 1 year ago 54 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be attacked by 35 ducks or one cow 1 year ago 80 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather go on a two hour long road trip as the driver or as the passenger 1 year ago 72 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Right now, would you rather listen to "Gary Come Home" or "Come Home Perry" 1 year ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather play with a remote control car or helicopter 1 year ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather spend the day In Rocket with the Little Einsteins or In the Magic School Bus with Ms. Frizzle and her class 1 year ago 67 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather just poop or poop FOR SCIENCE!!!! 1 year ago 73 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather your phone ring loudly and you can't find it while you're in a movie theater watching a movie or while you're at school during class 1 year ago 87 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Watch the video in the description. Who do you think performed better? Spongebob or Squidward 1 year ago 56 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather laugh like Spongebob or Mr. Krabs 1 year ago 65 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather gimmie 5! or leave me hangin :( 1 year ago 78 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be made fun of for how you look or for the things you like 1 year ago 71 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather be for 3 days straight a little hoarse or a little horse 1 year ago 66 votes 15 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself with a Roblox membership (Builders Club) and 10 million Robux or with a sex slave 1 year ago 69 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather have a smartphone with infinite battery life or infinite storage space 1 year ago 88 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Which game do you prefer? hide and seek or tag 1 year ago 76 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world FULL SCREEN BABY!!! or ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no 1 year ago 85 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I never/very rarely scan QR codes -_- or QR codes are my JAM!! I scan em wheneva I can! Who knows what mysteries await beneath the mysterious pixel arrangments............ 1 year ago 80 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Which Magic School Bus fanart do you prefer? this one by "CharlieMcCarthey" or this one by "geogant" 1 year ago 58 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which image speaks to you on a personal level? With CHEESE, Mr. Squidward, WITH CHEESE or AY AY AY AY AY AY AY 1 year ago 60 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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What would be scarier? answering a phone call from an unknown number and hear a low voice say "It's time to run.........it's time to run......." and then hang up or seeing the shadow of a person behind the shower curtain when nobody is home except you 1 year ago 70 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather catch your best friend unironically watching a Jake Paul video or masturbabting to a penguin feeding her young 1 year ago 62 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Which Buzzfeed article would you rather read? 37 things white people need to stop ruining in 2018 or 18 Christmas B0oBs that are the ACTUAL reason for the season 1 year ago 50 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever attempted to make a meme? yeah m8 or eh.........no 1 year ago 82 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Which Magic School Bus fanart do you prefer? this one by by "RobertCopu" or this one by "pure1water" 1 year ago 51 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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What's more fun? Clam Wrestling or Washing an Old Person 1 year ago 75 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRATHER BAAATTLES!!! Who would win in a fight?! Rat: Don't let his adorableness fool you. Rat is a cold blooded killer! Able to move at high speeds, he can crawl up anything and leave a painful bite that can stun someone! Rat has his trusty chainsaw, although quite small, can leave a nasty scar. or CatLover: Cat Lover may love cats, but y'know what she loves more? VENGEANCE!! Cat Lover can move swiftly, almost undetected, and then strike with PAINFUL force! Using her long body, she can strangle things and use her small arms to punch. 1 year ago 48 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather drink milk with ice cubes or hot orange juice 1 year ago 80 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get a migraine headache that lasts for 5 hours or one million dollars and you have to spend it ALL in the next 5 minutes or you'll be instantly murdered 1 year ago 89 votes 14 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself in your bed covered in a strangers' blood or in your bed covered in fleas 1 year ago 84 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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RRRATHER BAAATTLES!!! Who would win in a fight? RatherGuy509: If you say that RatherGuy509 is just another rather guy, ur wrong m8! He's all about mental strength. He can torment and get into an opponents mind, causing insanity. RatherGuy509 has the capability to shred someone to pieces. or CrazyxHorse1: CrazyxHorse1 is CRAZY!!! Half man, half horse and all Scottish! With the help of bagpipe music and his Caber Shooter 3000, he's ready for battle. The Caber Shooter can shoot giant cabers at 30mph! Are kilts unfashionable? NEIGH! 1 year ago 52 votes 23 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself naked in the bathtub in the house of one of your friends or naked in your bed but your mom and dad are sleeping right next to you 1 year ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself on a pirate ship chained to the mast out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean surrounded by pirates who only talk French or shrunken to the size of a red blood cell in your own room 1 year ago 74 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather humans find life on other plants but it's too small to be seen with the naked eye and is completely wiped out 3 years after the discovery or it's incredibly powerful and frankly quite horrifying and it wipes out all life on Earth with its massive armies and ships 1 year ago 68 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself in an alleyway wearing nothing but your underwear with a 2 month old baby girl in your arms wrapped in a blanket 5 miles from home or in the bathroom of an insane asylum 1 year ago 69 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Weirder fact? scientists named a new species of moth after Donald Trump (Neopalpa donaldtrumpi) because they said it had a similar hairstyle or the smallest film ever made was by moving individual ATOMS like stop motion (link in the description) 1 year ago 62 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself in the Gorilla pit at the zoo or on the top bunk of a bunk bed you've never seen before with people having sex on the bottom bunk 1 year ago 61 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself dressed up like Santa Claus in the cargo hold of an airplane mid flight or in a strangers' garage at midnight with all the doors locked 30 miles from home 1 year ago 75 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself in a fursuit in the bushes 13 miles from home or in the middle of the highway 20 miles from home unharmed (but you better get outta there quickly) 1 year ago 60 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up and find yourself on a farm in a manger wrapped in nothing but a blanket surrounded by farm animals or on the toilet in Shoprite at 11:48 (the store is closed) 20 miles from home 1 year ago 60 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather from now on oranges are renamed "greenies" and calling them "oranges" is a crime that would result in DEATH or you have to take care of a computer mouse as you would an animal mouse or it would die 1 year ago 60 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I have not solved a Rubix Cube or I HAVE solved a Rubix Cube. No autographs plz 1 year ago 81 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world #peellivesmatter or no peel = my preference 1 year ago 69 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Which is worse? when your pizza rolls burn or people who feed the ducks at a "no duck feeding" zone 1 year ago 89 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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Would farting out of your mouth be considered a burp? Yes or No 1 year ago 95 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather whenever you sneeze a Spider Monkey dies or whenever you clap an Australian River Dolphin is born 1 year ago 90 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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You toss the Retlo plushie at the alien guard. Once it's distracted, you and Retlo slip through the window. You made it inside! You're in, you guessed it, ANOTHER HALLWAY. At the end of it, you see two doors. One says "CONTROL ROOM" and the other says "BASEMENT" with a note attached saying "DO NOT ENTER, STEVVIN!!" go into the "CONTROL ROOM" or go into the "BASEMENT" 1 year ago 46 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Your most recently posted comment is now your description! aw darn diddly dang or eh It's all good 1 year ago 50 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Is water wet? yes or no 1 year ago 115 votes 17 comments 0 likes
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Do you prefer Classic McQueen or Dinoco Blue McQueen 1 year ago 70 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Have you ever made a question that was already asked? sadly yes or no m8 suck the roundish reproductive body produced by the female of certain animals 1 year ago 43 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wake up right now and realize your entire life was just a dream and you're actually a Canadian Goose lying in a mud puddle that accidentally ate some drugs or keep going on with your life the way things are right now 1 year ago 82 votes 11 comments 0 likes
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There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person tied up on the side track. You have two options: Do nothing, and the trolley kills the five people on the main track. or Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person. 1 year ago 80 votes 12 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I usually take pictures like dis or nah mate this is how I usually take pictures 1 year ago 77 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world I prefer drinking from a glass or #betterinabottle 1 year ago 88 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which song would you rather get stuck in your head? Rebecca Black - Friday or Jacob Sartorius - Sweatshirt 1 year ago 64 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would burping out of your butt be considered a fart? yes or no 1 year ago 83 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world :) or oof 1 year ago 70 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Which song would you rather get stuck in your head? OMI "Cheerleader" or Major Lazer "Light it Up" 1 year ago 51 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world Classic or Higher technology ooooooooooooooooooo 1 year ago 81 votes 8 comments 0 likes
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MEME BATTLEZ!! Which meme would win in a fight? Super S Stussy: Super S Stussy is one cool noodle. Is it a gang symbol? MAYBE. Is it a logo for a brand of clothing? MAYBE. You're in school, feeling bored. Stussy can help! Drawing him on your papers will make you 100% cooler!* or How Italians Do Things: Italians do things differently than non-Italians, such as SHOOTING LASER BEAMS OF ITALIANY GOODNESS FROM THEIR PASTA MAKIN FINGER TIPS!!! Everything they do is with a unique finger pose so BEWARE. 1 year ago 41 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather write and publish a book everyone hates and is deemed the #1 worst book of all time or write an amazing book everyone would love but you keep it in your room forever, seen by nobody 1 year ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Rrrather game competition 69/69 the Great Sperm Race or Ovar.io 1 year ago 42 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather wear very tight dry underwear or fully wet underwear that fits perfectly 1 year ago 85 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Better scenario? Arnold presents the Magic School Bus filled with the class as a sacrifice to the almighty DinoGod Kinsoolung in return for unlimited riches or Liz records Ralphie getting sexually aroused by his own swollen esophagus for "My Strange Addiction" airing on TLC 1 year ago 57 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which do you prefer? Agar.io or Slither.io 1 year ago 72 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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Which movie plot would you want to happen in real life? The Emoji Movie or The Secret Life Of Pets 1 year ago 83 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather only read non-fiction books or only read comic books 1 year ago 94 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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Better scenario? Tim realizes that he sexually identifies as a dinosaur and wants to engage in premastication with them. Mrs. Frizzle tries to convince him to come with them but he refuses, saying "I'm a dinosaur now". Meanwhile, Dorthy Ann thinks about WW11. or Arnold attempts to suffocate Wanda after she found his secret documents showcasing his plans to bomb the school bus. 1 year ago 61 votes 6 comments 0 likes
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If you were Santa Claus, would you REALLY check the list twice? yeah, I gotta be sure I didn't make any mistakes! or I would really care less. Once is enough. 1 year ago 79 votes 5 comments 0 likes
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You and Retlo creep around the outside of the alien ship, hundreds of feet from the ground. You see a robot guard just outside a window. You'll need to get inside! (obviously) Do you throw the Retlo plushie as a distraction and open the window hoping not to be seen or Bribe it to let you in with the Kump Cake 1 year ago 38 votes 4 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather get caught watching porn by all your friends or your dad 1 year ago 72 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather eat dinner with Steve Harvey and his entire living family or a homeless man's 5 day old corpse propped up against a chair 1 year ago 71 votes 3 comments 0 likes
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Which song would you rather get stuck in your head? The Mine Song or We Are Number One 1 year ago 65 votes 7 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather (read description) Super Mario powerups exist in real life or Super Mario question blocks exist in real life 1 year ago 70 votes 9 comments 0 likes
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Do you think you're on the Nice List or Naughty List 1 year ago 99 votes 21 comments 0 likes
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Rither Gam3 Competition 56/twennyonelolxD Naughty Bear or Noby Noby Boy 1 year ago 28 votes 2 comments 0 likes
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Would you rather decorate a Christmas tree or BURN THAT SUCKER TO ASHES 1 year ago 81 votes 10 comments 0 likes
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There are two types of people in this world nah, I don't have a password or Uh YEAH I have a password 1 year ago 107 votes 13 comments 0 likes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3234DWLJzfM 16 hours ago  
darn 16 hours ago  
Thanos more like Lame-os 1 day ago  
oh yeah he's amazing.......probably one of the best guys of all time.......no doubt in my mind. He has a special place in heaven. 2 days ago  
It'll be worth it tho 3 days ago +1
So long gay Bowser 3 days ago +1
Has this art school that interests me 3 days ago +1
You're like Shaggy, saying like before everything else 3 days ago +3
closer to the ground 4 days ago  
to my stomach, all potatoes are mashed 4 days ago +3
morph my head shape until it perfectly resembles a waffle 4 days ago +3
Sounds like a spin-off of "Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?". I would probably watch it. 6 days ago +1
He finds his roomate alive, but as Zedrick gets closer to him, something is definitely off about him. He's wearing a strange neon blue jumpsuit, which Zedrick knows for a fact he wasn't wearing before or even owned in the first place. His facing the other direction, staring at the ground. 6 days ago  
I like simplistic designs 6 days ago +1
The formation of roadkill 1 week ago  
MustaKool 1 week ago +2
I'd rrrather just my family hate me than every person on the entire planet 1 week ago  
I like my movies with as few numbers in their title as possible 1 week ago +3
Tracy, no panic in a pony-cart. 1 week ago +1
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/205/394/754.png 1 week ago  
I used to use caps lock but then I switched to a school that gave out Chromebooks (which have no caps lock key), so I had to change my ways 1 week ago  
People who do A usually just end up making themselves stand out 1 week ago +1
How's it goin bros my name is Pewdiepie 1 week ago +4
more eBic than anything else 1 week ago +1
You have to start at the bottom before you get to the top. That's how mafia works. 1 week ago  
if I can't have my phone, NOBODY CAN 3 weeks ago  
Shrove Tuesday may involve eating pancakes, NOT waffles, but hey, close enough. It gets my seal of approval. 4 weeks ago  
I dunno 4 weeks ago  
I've never seen it, but I take it it wasn't very scary 4 weeks ago  
dog teeth plus a little monkey arm strength equals a chance. Those baby legs are slowing him down tho. 4 weeks ago +2
first impressions are everything 4 weeks ago  
o no 1 month ago  
my bois conan3 and HattyTheHat 1 month ago +1
how long has it been since you've eaten a waffle of any kind 1 month ago +1
Question #1: "do you like waffles?" If the answer is yes, proceed with the questions below me. If the answer is no, end the relationship. 1 month ago  
it's especially awful when it happens when you're trying to show someone you can do it 1 month ago +2
never fail another history test again 1 month ago +1
no(t) homo 1 month ago +3
"Attention all gamers, please rise for the gamer national anthem" 1 month ago +1
when I was younger 1 month ago +1
doesn't involve something inedible entering my digestive tract 1 month ago  
great way to play air hockey 1 month ago +1
way cooler looking 1 month ago  
completely hairless > little bits of hair here and there 1 month ago  
well if we all get to have super awesome fun, man it'll be great 2 months ago  
Probably sitting on something 2 months ago  
o k y o u w i n 2 months ago  
well then real men ride scalpless, their bare skull against the breeze 2 months ago  
The two m8s below me 2 months ago  
If we're literally naked on top of each other, them calling me 'president' is the last thing I care about. 2 months ago  
real men ride bald 2 months ago  
One lonely pumpkin. Or maybe two, and they'll have to watch each other slowly die. Either way it's a lose lose. 2 months ago  
YOLO 2 months ago  
the feels are strong m8 2 months ago  
It's fine m8 you got 6 likes out of it anyway 6 months ago +1
Lollipop Lollipop oooooh Loli Loli Laa 6 months ago  
Burn them and laugh maniacally 6 months ago  
It gets boring after awhile 6 months ago  
I had to go a week out camping when I was younger for cub scouts 6 months ago  
ok 6 months ago  
https://i.imgur.com/xKUxvDa.jpg 6 months ago  
https://quotefancy.com/quote/15669/James-Dashner-Maybe-you-should-just-press-the-button 6 months ago  
All you have to do is stay. A minute. Just take. Your time. The clock is ticking. So stay 6 months ago  
means I'm smart 7 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTgQ5SC-PU 7 months ago  
deep 7 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO6ro78gCOc 7 months ago  
It's referring to just a "creative slowdown" so yeah I think it applies 7 months ago  
I hope so 7 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcMoZLlF0k4 7 months ago +1
"the condition of being unable to think of what to write or how to proceed with writing." I don't know I thought it could be applied here 7 months ago  
writer's block, as in I had no idea what question to ask 7 months ago  
what's the point in choosing A? 7 months ago  
more size variety 8 months ago +1
a more hands-on experience 8 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXUMPSjwpFI&t=0s&list=LLQGtnAnGX-2d0Ny0Z_WSSNQ&index=59 8 months ago  
Just Dance 8 months ago  
10/10 would llama again 8 months ago  
more singing and dancing 8 months ago  
INFP 8 months ago  
more hair 8 months ago +1
cooties 8 months ago  
growing in my mothers womb 8 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woCNSy5G1aE 8 months ago  
Good question m8 8 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvr-FEiOYt0 8 months ago  
the waffles would cleanse it with their waffle holiness creating a delicious dish for the whole family 8 months ago  
https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/419702/450.jpg 8 months ago  
anything with waffles should be a thing 8 months ago  
w h a t i s G o T 8 months ago  
haven't heard of either, but this one looks much weirder 8 months ago  
i gOttA hAvE a gOoD meAL 8 months ago  
B would just get weird 8 months ago  
nah 8 months ago  
I would P L A Y N I C E 8 months ago  
no pancakes 8 months ago +1
never. waffles 4 life 8 months ago +1
while doing the polka 8 months ago  
Mom 8 months ago  
HECCCCCCCCC 8 months ago  
coolcool 9 months ago  
I'M READY I'M READY 9 months ago +2
Not much 9 months ago  
my username was man waffle on Facebook and thus when I signed in USING Facebook, rrrather shortened it to manw 9 months ago +1
get video evidence! 9 months ago  
misclick. The best thing about a secret is secretly TELLING someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets. Secretly. 9 months ago +4
There are no kings of the rainforest 9 months ago +4
hecc yea 9 months ago  
I'm going to have so many ladybugs it might not even be legal 9 months ago  
b u t a s i t t u r n s o u t , t h a t m i g h t b e w h a t y o u g æ t 9 months ago +1
obviously 9 months ago +1
sure 9 months ago  
good good 9 months ago  
welp you gotta pay up 9 months ago  
let it slide........OFF THE TABLE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 9 months ago +3
Squidward-er 9 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le9sLw2VdUg 9 months ago  
everyone who likes pancakes more than waffles is to have their taxes DOUBLED 9 months ago +4
put that thing back where it came from or so help me 9 months ago +1
not as loud 9 months ago +1
furrier 9 months ago +1
that one dude from 4 years ago who hated waffles but never told anyone 9 months ago +3
that would get pretty messy. also, I would probably die. 9 months ago  
I don't really have only two favorite users, but if I had to choose one to eat, it would have to be extrasausagepizza for obvious reasons 9 months ago +2
hi going to kill you I'm DAD! 9 months ago +2
d e d i c a t i o n 9 months ago  
quieter 9 months ago  
Brighten up my day 9 months ago +1
Positively 9 months ago  
good job A+ 9 months ago  
a-ok 9 months ago  
c a n y o u d o n t 9 months ago  
shrug and go back to sleep 9 months ago +3
I had to choose this 9 months ago  
I think I might be safe.......or maybe everyone is planning a sneak attack on me 9 months ago  
s p i c e 9 months ago  
especially when it is the [email protected] 9 months ago +4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IFzTDLHuCU 9 months ago  
hecc yeah 9 months ago  
eh, can't complain. Well actually, I could, but that would be too much work 9 months ago  
less grammatically correct 9 months ago +5
https://media1.tenor.com/images/cde146841a3bb1992d494c6f3897318e/tenor.gif?itemid=7307130 9 months ago  
42 9 months ago  
now I feel like installing Quidd 9 months ago +1
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/YAGpXPd 9 months ago  
according to all known laws of aviation..... 9 months ago  
I'll get some BaDaSs stiches YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH 9 months ago +2
bUt wHaT iF hE wAs An AdUlT? 9 months ago  
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CV8gUE7UwAAuRbC.jpg 9 months ago  
nice 9 months ago +1
it would probably make me lose my appetite 9 months ago  
homepage 9 months ago +1
WhY wAtCh P0rN iF i CaN mErGe WiTh ThE p0rN 9 months ago +3
SUBaru 4 SUBaru? 9 months ago  
I have obeyed your commands, master 9 months ago  
yiy 9 months ago  
kongrajulashons 9 months ago  
Short and sweet 9 months ago  
It just makes you no longer allowed at Chuck-e-Cheese's 9 months ago  
homepage worthy 9 months ago  
reported for nudity AGAIN 9 months ago +1
run 9 months ago  
nO u 9 months ago  
I especially love strawberry banana 9 months ago  
pAnCaKe?! 9 months ago +1
I would always get B's videos in my recommended for no reason. They finally stopped, and now I see this question. 9 months ago +3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJyd_61zqvs 9 months ago  
my school blocks Tumblr because they say it's a porn site 9 months ago  
I would want one tho 9 months ago  
I'm oddly intrigued 9 months ago  
eat pant 9 months ago  
1) laugh 2) say "wait it's not a joke?" 3) scream 4) breathe in and out a couple times slightly faster than normal 5) what Talcum Powder said 9 months ago +1
fef tin 9 months ago  
guest from Pennsylvania, United States 9 months ago +1
really brings it all together 9 months ago +1
what if the human exhibit is oUtSiDe Of ThE zOo? DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN 9 months ago  
*sniff* 9 months ago  
i AiN't sUm KiNdA tHeIf 9 months ago  
J-J-J-JUNE 9 months ago  
unlike UR MOM 9 months ago  
oi oi 9 months ago  
I'm very intrigued 9 months ago  
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f9/4e/0e/f94e0ea7d067bf7d55497da35308f678.jpg 9 months ago +1
Alert the media! 9 months ago +3
can't argue with that 9 months ago  
I'll tell someone to close their eyes and give them PANCAKES to eat instead of WAFFLES!! MUAH HA HA HA HA 9 months ago +1
saw waffles, must click waffles 9 months ago  
Flatabout 9 months ago +1
darn 9 months ago +1
yee-haw 9 months ago +1
yes 9 months ago  
but if it happens again, NO MERCY! 9 months ago  
looks interesting tho 9 months ago  
Dur. a cell. a female cell. 9 months ago +1
slap some sprinkles on it and say it's a birthday cake and I'll likely eat it 9 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_4X1dgV0Dw 9 months ago  
ur mom 9 months ago  
I honestly have no idea 9 months ago  
souther 9 months ago  
cool 9 months ago  
duh 9 months ago  
the military will probably start shooting us down 9 months ago  
more likely to give me some legendary wisdom 9 months ago  
negative homosexual 9 months ago  
OH NO NOT AGA-OH NO NOT AGA-OH NO NOT AGA- 9 months ago +2
I'll try 9 months ago  
I don't have one 9 months ago  
B isn't a like button, so I have no reason 9 months ago +1
thank you 9 months ago +1
ICEmanc 9 months ago +1
100% FaR oUt, DOOOOOD 9 months ago  
hoo-rah-ka-sha! 9 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA 9 months ago  
ur mom 9 months ago  
*sigh* I guess 9 months ago  
yea heck 10 months ago  
if it's true love 10 months ago  
how about YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Y9GsPtbmQ 10 months ago  
thanks! 10 months ago  
heck yea 10 months ago  
unless you count the education system 10 months ago  
you did your best, son. Maybe next time go for both eyes. 10 months ago +4
yeah that 10 months ago  
*Back To The Future jingle* 10 months ago  
Les git jiggy 10 months ago  
when they make pancakes for breakfast instead of waffles 10 months ago +4
100% lit af 10 months ago  
I love me sum Swedish Fish 10 months ago +1
without memes, there would be no world 10 months ago  
//www.rrrather.com/list/1490 10 months ago  
hEh HeH 10 months ago  
you play the game in real life and get the same responses as those from the original movie 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbc_LxfhSoY 10 months ago +1
at least it involves drawing 10 months ago +2
misspelling a word in their question 10 months ago +5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xf3mRZ7SHu0 10 months ago  
prolly because it involves the face instead of weird dangly things protruding from our meat-filled palms. 10 months ago  
why not, eh 10 months ago  
15-ish (give a millisecond or two) 10 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c 10 months ago +1
you're going down, DAD. 10 months ago +1
oi 10 months ago  
*downloads a large file* 10 months ago +3
Did you fall from heaven? Understandable. 10 months ago +3
Indeed 10 months ago  
lOl bYe 10 months ago  
Unless I sleepwalk, but I'll never know. I'LL NEVER KNOOOOOOOW 10 months ago  
duh 10 months ago  
yer welcome 10 months ago +1
good question 10 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s 10 months ago +1
Dr. Doolittle 10 months ago +1
No u 10 months ago  
Tunes > Toons 10 months ago +1
Me: toaster burns 10 months ago +1
a dream come true 10 months ago +1
why not both, eh? 10 months ago +1
well since it's the opposite of a fireplace, it HAS to be cool 10 months ago +4
Ultear up. It'll be so beautiful. 10 months ago +1
Despicable Me 3 10 months ago +1
Although it's more dangerous, it's also more fun 10 months ago  
ñõîçë 10 months ago +1
"No u" 10 months ago +1
h a p p y b i r t h d a y ! 10 months ago +2
waffle warehouse 10 months ago +1
Duh 10 months ago  
iF pEe Is StOrEd In ThE bAlLs, HoW dO gIrLs PeE? 10 months ago +5
My class is literally FORCED to write notes. There is no escape. 10 months ago  
I'll pass every test just by looking at my notes ONCE 10 months ago  
you'll have to catch me first 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY 10 months ago +1
FREE HUGS? 10 months ago  
All the animals had scuba gear, duh 10 months ago  
I have never been in the giant metal bird 10 months ago  
Especially if you open the top and all the powder spills out on your clothes. But honestly, I have no problem with either. 10 months ago +1
misclick. toilet + phone + lots of time = fine with me 10 months ago  
a bag of Doritos 10 months ago  
Film Theory iz beast 10 months ago +1
Cursor and Data Wing 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3c0RwF55c 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD3c0RwF55c 10 months ago  
add rrrather premium 10 months ago  
We will form a secret society 10 months ago +1
More variety 10 months ago  
Misclick. B is https://media.giphy.com/media/3yFr6ODcNHhrW/giphy.gif 10 months ago +1
not YET 10 months ago  
very well 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MYcnAuAk6s 10 months ago  
hOw CoUlD tHeY bE fAsHiOnAbLe If tHeY nAkEd 10 months ago  
http://i.imgur.com/2TBPpg9.jpg 10 months ago  
YO NOU 10 months ago  
Sadly, not at all 10 months ago  
Sure 10 months ago  
What usmanc said 10 months ago  
more sparkles 10 months ago  
A person who commented FIRST on a Youtube video who actually WAS first 10 months ago  
It's CALLED a scoopy scoop 10 months ago  
a giant nuclear explosion that will also wipe out all life on Earth 10 months ago +1
5318008 10 months ago  
Sure 10 months ago  
Heh heh....69......*cough cough* 10 months ago +2
deep 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8kphJzz9hg 10 months ago  
You're an inspiration to us all 10 months ago  
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mcdonalds-blames-profit-on-winter-weather.gif 10 months ago +1
yep pretty much m8. there are about 17 injuries every day 10 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVHJ6OwTYWc 10 months ago  
http://www.boosman.com/blog/2004/04/froot_loops_flavored_waffles.html 11 months ago  
because he eats Fruit Loops (part of a nutritious breakfast) FOLLOW YOUR NOSE! F O R T H E F R U I T Y T A S T E T H A T S H O W S!!!!!!! *property of Kellogg's Inc* 11 months ago +1
my household actually uses a giant catapult to get where we need to go 11 months ago  
to eat as many waffles as humanly possible before you die 11 months ago  
ok I'll give it a watch. with my eyes. 11 months ago  
misclick. although I've never watched A, I do like his design more 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPGDoF5qx4o 11 months ago  
huh. apparently I'm "as Irish as Darby O'Gill and the Little People" 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Jogncx9Hk 11 months ago +1
Have you even seen that episode? For shame. Learn the Magic School Bus lore. 11 months ago  
Great Scott!! 11 months ago  
My clothes. Just had to make sure they were in there. 11 months ago  
I don't need no VALENTINE! HA HA...ha....heh....*weeps* 11 months ago +2
misclick. or should I say MISTER click! 11 months ago +6
I love me sum G R E A S E 11 months ago  
I'm gonna wish for more wishes 11 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfeOFVe6ADw 11 months ago +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXLqufqErnw 11 months ago +1
you win this time 11 months ago  
it can't be avoided, you just have the knowledge that it is going to happen 11 months ago  
More involvement with my lap ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 11 months ago  
Oh darn I didn't think of that *snaps fingers* 11 months ago  
tru 11 months ago  
spicier 11 months ago  
Gobbler 11 months ago  
upside downer 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdofmoYcJNE 11 months ago  
Inertia is a property of matter 11 months ago  
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/023/159/osvk2a0b712z.png 11 months ago +5
*Syrupy 11 months ago  
S O U N D C L O U D F R E E 11 months ago +4
A man of culture 11 months ago +1
I wanna scare the children 11 months ago +1
can't say I have 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZTtRfRW94U 11 months ago  
hotter 11 months ago  
hotter 11 months ago  
dryer 11 months ago  
Déjà vu 11 months ago  
/\/\ ö î $ -|- 11 months ago  
noice 11 months ago  
it was the bees knees 11 months ago  
did u draw that? 11 months ago  
hol up 11 months ago  
it's called 'eating waffles' 11 months ago  
not 11 months ago  
*picks up coffee* *drops it* *EXPLOSION* 11 months ago  
u could edit it if u want 11 months ago +5
I used to do A. oof 11 months ago  
good question 11 months ago  
sure 11 months ago  
never saw it coming 11 months ago +1
run 11 months ago  
It comes from satanic rituals 11 months ago  
https://mocoloco.com/brown-paper-bag/ 11 months ago  
more well preserved 11 months ago +1
ABSORB THE SMILES 11 months ago  
Fun for the WHOLE FAMILY 11 months ago  
War for the Homecoming of the Planet of the Apes 11 months ago +3
Misclick. I searched it up. Be afraid. Be VERY AFRAID. 11 months ago +3
no homo 11 months ago +3
oh my 11 months ago  
https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png 11 months ago  
that's perfectly normal 11 months ago  
https://i.imgur.com/YAGpXPd.png 11 months ago  
did u just call me big nose bruh 11 months ago +1
then I made the right choice 11 months ago +1
Ain't 11 months ago +1
#freethedingaling 11 months ago +1
Bigger. Unless that cat bad is actually 70 feet wide. Ya never know. 11 months ago +2
Good question m8 11 months ago  
Me 11 months ago +1
obviously 11 months ago  
Told 11 months ago +1
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/251/834/839.gif 11 months ago  
the chicken should've been more specific about what he meant by 'the other side' 11 months ago +3
I already do physically, so why not mentally as well 11 months ago  
I'M LITERALLY DYING XD 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CoS5MrRGO4 11 months ago +1
in waffle months 11 months ago  
67 and a half 11 months ago  
I sEeEeE.... 11 months ago +1
U left? 11 months ago +2
https://i.imgflip.com/1w0wah.jpg 11 months ago  
on your birthday, do you use number candles or do you put a bunch of normal candles 11 months ago  
oof 11 months ago +1
SHOW ME SUM PROOF M8 11 months ago  
oi 11 months ago  
More badass 11 months ago  
Moe Moe 11 months ago  
anotha one 11 months ago  
Head ON *clap clap* Head OFF *grabs ax* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 11 months ago  
well, I am the only sentient waffle on Earth, so I can only procreate with human beings. Unless I just.....do it to ordinary waffles. hmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 months ago +1
heh heh you don't wanna know 11 months ago  
we gotta populate the planet with our Earth babies 11 months ago +1
Hooray! 11 months ago  
pancakes, they are SMOOOOOOOOOTH to the touch 11 months ago  
ironic 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FwS9no5FY 11 months ago  
made out of candy, deep in the woods 11 months ago  
Herbie the love bug theme 11 months ago  
oof 11 months ago  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwfIpCQ2TC0 11 months ago  
Herbie: Fully Loaded is the name of the movie 11 months ago  
I wonder 11 months ago  
https://media2.giphy.com/media/tEWhwU7rW9ubC/giphy.gif 11 months ago  
noice 11 months ago +1
but then how are you replying to me? hmmmmmmm this is very suspicious...... 11 months ago  
everything, duh 11 months ago +1
breathe! 11 months ago  
more urine 11 months ago  
It's good ol Fill Werrell @NotWillFerrell 11 months ago  
A is slightly funny. B is just weird 11 months ago +1
OH SNAP 11 months ago +1
im spooked 11 months ago +1
welp 11 months ago +3
spookier 11 months ago +1
well darn diddly darn, I thought that would work 11 months ago  
I would say a Frozen reference, but it's 2018. I gotta let it go. 11 months ago  
I would say random things to it, so when it takes out it's English to Lion Dictionary, I can make my escape 11 months ago  
kachow 11 months ago +1
never heard of B 11 months ago  
I like irony 11 months ago  
waffle stomping 1 year ago +2
good question m8 1 year ago +1
that is one majestic picture of a drunk driver 1 year ago +1
i wanna keep my ding a ling thankyouverymuch 1 year ago  
stabbing takes longer. I'm just gonna git dis over with 1 year ago  
I'm BLUE DABBA DEE DABBA DIE 1 year ago +1
I'm joining the penguin migration 1 year ago  
darn darny darn 1 year ago +1
I'd perform respiration 1 year ago +1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS WHOLE QUESTION IS A TRICK!!!! 1 year ago +1
misclick it's a trick question HORSES HAVE HOOVES!! 1 year ago +1
misclick 1 year ago  
O_o 1 year ago  
Pancake mix 1 year ago  
Ur mom 1 year ago +1
nO u 1 year ago +1
thank you for filling them with butter. it makes it 100% better 1 year ago +1
robbing my fri-HEY WHAT THE?! 1 year ago  
it gives me hope for 2018 1 year ago  
The Nut Job 1 year ago +3
what MustaKrakish said 1 year ago +1
The call me mellow yelloooooooow...... 1 year ago  
salty 1 year ago  
hotter 1 year ago  
If waffles exist, there HAS to be a greater being that created the people that created the waffles. Waffles are God-like. 1 year ago +4
oh my 1 year ago +1
bagger 1 year ago  
oof 1 year ago +1
he also likes pancakes. Which are the root of all evil. That little SCUMBAG 1 year ago +1
let's do dis 1 year ago +1
he hates you "coz he becam a victeem ay th' Scottish stallion, an' [your] bags." 1 year ago +1
ah it all makes sense now 1 year ago +1
yes 1 year ago +1
i gotta have a good meal 1 year ago  
you have proven yourself worthy https://media.giphy.com/media/PKEH9WF0eq3ja/giphy.gif 1 year ago +1
sHhHhHhHhHh....... 1 year ago +1
boi 1 year ago +1
roast me daddy 1 year ago +1
don't question genius bruh 1 year ago +2
Higher 1 year ago  
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